Theo Apologizes For Hooking Up With Dude's Date

FROM THIS PAST WEEKEND 12-18: • 12-18-17 The Purge. An...

[@danielkunkler7293]

It's real big of Theo to put this out for Tom Segura. Now the healing starts.

[@natethevillain596]

Daniel Kunkler I feel like him and schaub set this up to explain the segura situation 😂😂

[@giggityeffyou]

Jesse Wightman I think if Khalyla tells Bobby Lee she fucked Theo, he would have a long conversation with her, yell a little and still stay with her

[@angelcabrera3015]

lmao #TheoGate #ChangeTheSubject

[@jcarola00]

damn you were really early on theogate son

[@juancmost]

She was a date? Like just met? He fell in love with her after a few days!!! Pussy fart.

[@gabrielochoa3503]

The caller kinda sounds like Brendon Schaub 😂😂

[@samuelstalcup]

Gabriel Ochoa omfg bahAhbAAbhA

[@fropick]

YES!!! Exactly what I thought!

[@22.NUU.DRU.22]

...it is. Staged. Disappointing.

[@CrayTechTV]

OH SHIT, IT DOES!

[@bigounce7988]

U spelled Brandon Showers wrong

[@johnconstantine2754]

Whitney Cummings said it best " The more sober Theo gets, the more he seems to be on drugs".

[@jcjs33]

and that's good because people on drugs are just 'trying to be themselves' but can't be themselves because they are on drugs........once they are themselves all bets are off and there's no need to question or defend my existence or 'doings'...om

[@misterblueshoe]

That's really common for the first 5 years of sobriety. It's a roller-coaster of emotions. So yeah I agree

[@joshforeman95]

I wanted to like this comment but its already on 420

[@paulovalente738]

That woman never said anything worth a fuck

[@RemingtonMK]

This is the funniest apology I've ever heard

[@TheBrandonDawson]

Hands down funniest apology.

[@vampmode9132]

Onwards

[@sirf4ce]

Sober sex is for children!!! Out of context, that is an amazing sentence! With context, I am crying laughing!

[@tylerwhite3862]

Where's the funny part? I must've missed it

[@MaxP374]

@Giddy89 😂😂😂

[@christopherxiong]

Never meet your heroes.

[@dayra6425]

He's the type of dude you can't leave a kid around

[@nolan6183]

True that.

[@CosmicGumbo555]

Nah man, he and Theo are Eskimo Bros now

[@TOAST2URGHOST]

Aiming pretty low if this mullet is your hero 😂

[@chrish931]

More like get a clue, if you go to see a comedian, a band, any kind of entertainer with an attractive women and that entertainer than hangs out with you and your date after the show all night, they are not interested in hanging out with you.

[@DanteZzZ]

Them Dark arts...

[@josephdavis2695]

DanteZzZ that strong sippah, bruh.

[@lukeism2]

Black man in a theatre

[@daemon816]

500 ;)

[@elliottjones8354]

Damn those Dick caterpillars

[@patrickgleason1915]

At 3:12 the guy told him he was his favorite comedian and Theo took a deep breath, you can tell he felt bad about taking advantage. I'm glad he apologized

[@kepler22-b]

You can see some sort of pain here your not wrong.

[@twztid13]

Most ppl, for real, wouldn't care. Much respect.

[@Bottlecap0]

For sure, you can see a glimpse of his heart right there

[@charliecinnella9090]

Yeah I bet he would do it again in a heartbeat though.

[@Kevs442]

I was going to take my Dad to a Theo show for the old man's birthday but, now..Im not so sure I should. I don't want Von blowing out pops candle, trynna get him a mouth fulla cake.

[@anthonygustafson4713]

😂

[@schnitzel_crumbs]

I read this in Theo’s voice lmao

[@terrellsmith6715]

Lmao funny bro

[@ammim6797]

LMFAO 😂

[@djhowell5273]

Hey maybe your dad will appreciate your gesture

[@carplay5454]

I use to keep my girls away from guy's like theo. but, it's not there fault they have the ability to just vibe with almost everybody they come across. i've seen situations like this happen before with friends and other people. there'll come a time u realize u shouldn't have to keep anybody away from anyone. ur partner either respects you or they don't. just move on to the next.

[@jakeniemiec8559]

Drove with a chock I was seeing for a few weeks up to flagstaff to see a concert. Later that night I befriended the band member and we were all hanging out. Long story short I found her naked with the dude in the stairs. Ultimate dealbreaker for me..

[@rochajraphael]

You couldn't have said it better. That's literally the only thing that matters.

[@readein]

I agree with what you're saying for the most part, but you gloss over the fact that it hurts. If someone you care about cheats on you; it's heartbreaking. I do agree that you shouldn't have to hide your significant other, but it's damn near impossible to "just move on" if you genuinely loved the person. Of course you should strive to move on, but it's a process; not something that you can just do.

[@rochajraphael]

@@readein that's just it bro, you have to "gloss" over it in order to eventually move on. No one said it would be easy. But submerging yourself in that pain and learning how to deal with it are two different things.

[@rikrob5172]

That's why I don't do girlfriends. Chicks think nothing of dissing a man like that.

[@pacu1115]

“And while he is talking about this, don’t forget to subscribe” lol😂

[@drdeadbeat1604]

Agonising!

[@suburbanshrub6675]

forreal, fucking hilarious

[@clairvoyant_af]

Gold

[@DM-ky8sn]

At that moment I checked to see if I was subscribed. I wasn’t so I subscribed n clicked the notifications bell lmao

[@lettyfount5769]

So sad …… not morals anymore very sad

[@rightcoast4983]

Right in the middle "Don't forget to subscribe" LMAO dude has me rolling already.

[@caarrll7117]

Theo doing gods work. Saving these guys from broken marriages, alimony and child support. Thank you Theo

[@CuttySobz]

You're insane.

[@jm5642]

Praise God

[@kathrynmcelroy5658]

Caarrll....hahahaha! "It was almost like Paul Revere a little bit..."

[@davidgrove6210]

He slept with Bobby Lee's ex

[@alfonso831]

I hope he does god work with your mom and lady.

[@davidbarnes4742]

He's somewhere in these comments lurking

[@pguthrie222]

🤣

[@donkeyking1045]

You already know he is 🤣

[@cepobr]

No dude I'm not

[@conormcnagger4703]

It was me bro

[@MrBuketman]

I still haven’t received my free tickets...

[@bnol03686]

Damn, i was gonna take my brother to watch your show but idk now

[@MrOvlov02]

lmfao

[@joshuarosas1590]

This comment wins

[@Loco5919]

Shiiiii 😂😂😂

[@adrianrodriguez9129]

Lmao!!

[@johnrep808]

Don’t

[@christopherkotsopoulos701]

"I've always thought sober sex is for children" - Theo Von

[@mikexxxmilly]

This proves his point on how he uses comedy to alleviate his own insecurities. I do think he’s sorry and I don’t think he’s trying to make light of it. I don’t feel like Theo is a comedian. He’s an extremely quick witted, intelligent guy that uses humor to cope

[@BbGun-lw5vi]

Mike Milly that is a comedian.

[@therealjulez7886]

well said

[@jacobhuish292]

Bro

[@jacobhuish292]

Well said indeed

[@face-plant4706]

Well he is a comedian, though. That's his occupation.

[@brentdraper4382]

theo got the dark arts in him

[@jkake2434]

black magik, voodoo child

[@neatchipops3428]

'bitches' like funny

[@rap4life961]

Jerrod Draper just searching for the devil

[@jsnel43]

He's garbage man. Idk why he didn't handle it like a man.

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Seems like she got the dark arts IN her...

[@AdamBlough28]

Im never taking a chick to a Theo Von show haha

[@geema2281]

I'm a chick, how do I find a dude to take me to Theo's show? LOL 🤣

[@kevincharles6438]

Giselle Martinez Im from Chicago and il take ya! I get 1st taste though LMAO

[@nateone6632]

If you have to worry she's the wrong chick

[@veronica-]

Why? If something goes wrong that's how you know you shouldn't even be with her.

[@DvDPlaya]

@@geema2281 I guess you find a dude that doesn't know about this video. Chris D'Elia is the one you wanna look out for. He will steal a woman right off a man's arm with his designer skinny pants and big bubble sneakers. (bad combination imo)

[@fuzzylogiceire]

Classic case of "she's not yours, it's just your turn".

[@derecksuarez978]

The most bizarre and hilarious apology ever! 😆

[@ziggyballdust]

Dude 🤣 “my bad bro.....want some free tickets?” 😂😂😂

[@abtwopoint0]

... hilarious.....

[@AuRowe]

This guy is prime

[@pguthrie222]

🤣

[@alexferrana1]

It would’ve been hilarious if he said bring another chick with you

[@BJORKAHOLIC]

I wont even talk to your date at all..."

[@ThePolareyes53]

Theo did you a favor. She'll cheat again on the next guy

[@H3aleme]

Bro can you blame her ? Like really.? A famous genuinely funny handsome comedian ? She had no chance bro. Guys should stop thinking girls owe them loyalty, and guess what we don't owe them loyalty either, It's dumb to make a promise like monogamy. It's only insecurity that makes you want a girl to fuck you and you exclusively. I mean there is nothing that will stop her from desiring others who have some qualities you don't, so wanting her to refrain from following her desires is you trying to delude yourself into thinking you're the only man she wants... And it's simply not true with any girl. So "loyal girls" are still just as slutty but scared of manifesting their true sexuality, they, just like us, desire many men and not just one. My advice is, ofc you should have someone special with whom you share something beyond just sex, but don't mix up love and lust, you can still love your girl but lust others and well guess what so can she ;) ... It's the bitter truth

[@jlozano2014]

@@H3aleme Wow, you're an idiot.

[@matthewj6026]

Amen

[@-foldedwalls-773]

@@H3aleme you're right, just like you they desire many men 😂

[@H3aleme]

@asvpadam2x being hurt cause your girl might desire others is the beta behavior you idiot :) ... I've never had a girlfriend specifically because I am too alpha for that shit instead I push girls into a polygamist friendship with benefit and a lot of them accept it simply cause what I bring to the table is attractive enough

[@adamstahlecker6254]

The best part of this whole story is “I always thought fucking sober was for children” 💀

[@lettyfount5769]

Wooow

[@ChaceBonanno]

Sober sex is kinda awkward

[@WV_Mudpuppy]

I use to be a drug addict and while I'd have sex pretty regularly it honestly sucked, no feeling and hard to get off. I'd prefer sober sex 10 outta 10 lol or atleast maybe tipsy sex which is fun too 😜

[@SourPatchPuss]

I heard him say that but didnt even realize what the fuck he said until I just read your comment. That shit is ridiculous 😂

[@ayvzu]

@@ChaceBonanno how is it awkward lol? If you're both in turned on its euphoric

[@Rodrigo-tk2fm]

3 years later, watching this video cracking up at "American sex " 🤣🤣

[@joshuablack8221]

This was on the chick. She did you a favor, now you know what kind of person she is... Move on.

[@donaldferguson9418]

EXACTLY

[@Artliker1234]

Y’all acting if Megan Fox would fuck you, you’d forget anything

[@Shad0wack]

Implying this chick did anything out of the ordinary

[@DarthAlgar5]

Onward

[@unosheem6210]

Artliker1234 if I loved my wife I’d curve Megan fox out of respect for my family if you would cheat in a honest relationship you aren’t actually in love because love is through actions not just emotions

[@davidp.5055]

"Sober sex is for children..." -T. Von

[@mightymurph3949]

This is the most “yeah I did that shit” apology I’ve ever heard lmao. But if that was the first date and ya’ll weren’t serious it can hurt, but it’s more of a good riddance than a loss.

[@YoureRightIThink]

Unless they knew each other from way before and dude's been trying to get a date with her or make a move

[@sunshine3914]

His decision, but what fanboy can blame her?

[@hotdog9262]

most will probably disagree.. but id say if she was sober ill agree with you. if she were drunk its a bit more difficult. its easy to fck up under the influence

[@llllllre]

I am so fucking sorry for that guy. The Imagination of this happening to me and the girl I am favouring rn almost makes me cry. That girl should be so deeply ashamed of herself playing with peoples feelings smh.

[@beaustur]

Bro, shes got ovaries, what do you expect.

[@benzohhhhh]

Been through Same shi only with a friend not a idol lol, girls don’t have souls

[@patbobsquidpants3159]

Haha soggy pillow lighten up you emo haha

[@dantemacdonald7672]

Life goes on, man. That triflin shit went down for a reason, and hopefully all parties are bettered now. We can't throw all the blame on some girl when we only have a third of the context needed. In her defense: if I had a pussy and was hangin out with theo after a whole show of laughing my tits off, I'd probably succumb too. Life is about learning lessons, and all three of these people learnt damn valuable lessons, whether they've utilized them or not.

[@tommydinob]

Broken people fracture other’s without really knowing it or wanting to know it.

[@vitor3000]

Theo did that dude a favor. She prob would've cheated down their relationship if they did get together.

[@rokeeffe91]

vitor3000 calling it a favor is a bit dramatic

[@benjamingracian277]

Naaa it’s a favor

[@robotdeathderby]

i dunno if theo did him a favor, but i think it was just a case of sooner rather than later. cheaters cheat. better to find out early that the person you're with has no moral fiber.

[@jomama3804]

some people are mentally weak and can be convinced to do anything even if they don't really want to. I do not consider these to be people they are cattle/sheep. they live everyday at the whims of others.

[@nodirbekable]

nah, a lot of girls can't resist sleeping with a celebrity, especially considering that they had not been in a serious relationship yet at the time.

[@1drsy]

Theo cant be serious to save his life 😂

[@AnthonyPardiMusic]

Putting this out there is next level powerful... Bravo bro bro

[@FireFarter72]

Well done both of you for keeping it real. That´s a good story and I believe it means something.

[@Wouldyoujust_]

"I went out and tried to catch that cooter frisbee in my mouth... Like a wild Australian Shepherd" Holy shit 😂😂 Good one, Bone Ranger

[@smileandhope3381]

😄

[@chadjacobi7163]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@chraffis]

That slick wallet

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

"I really liked her. You hooked up with her. Not the best scenario for me" 😂😂😂😂

[@Artliker1234]

... likes her so much calls her a bitch. Repeatedly. Dude is a psycho lowkey

[@hydrationrequirement9762]

@@Artliker1234 I don't know how serious this dudes relationship is with that girl but anyone who cheats on their partner is a bitch.

[@chaoticonchaoticon7676]

@@Artliker1234 to be fair she wasn't a bitch until she snuck around. When they sneak around they become bitches.

[@mikasasukasa4479]

@@Artliker1234 not a psycho, just badly hurt

[@N8_R]

Honestly I think Theo helped that guy dodge a bullet.

[@justinjackson7688]

"This is not the most opportune time to mention that... but if you would subscribe i would appreciate that" I hit that button immediately hahaha

[@cindym5777]

WTF you kill me every time. You’re some kind of okie poet and I love it.

[@avinashjagdeo]

So she burst out crying when she remembered how bad the sex was, otherwise the dude would have never known what happened.

[@nickbwalker51]

At least she felt bad

[@saucybaka4439]

@@22year-olddoomer24 tru

[@cloud_monkey422]

Nate Andrews nah she cried when she realized she banged a dude with s Kentucky waterfall, Texas tailgate, a mullet

[@gregoryswift9573]

Lol so trueee

[@bryandonahue4347]

So true. She realized it def wasn't worth it. Gang gang Theo

[@Badvirtueproductions]

His sentence comparing him having sex to robbing a bank literally made me cry 😂😂😂😂

[@oneeyedchef4819]

petercullen15 black security guard hes resting

[@HollisLopez26]

"some american sex, nothing foreign, you know" lmfao Theo is so goddamn funny without trying, truly effortless

[@Shamrockjason]

Theo " if you want I got tickets for you.. bring a date" Von.

[@alrodriguez2261]

Ran into THEO at the COMEDY STORE with my wife. And he was VERY respectful. Took a picture , said something funny and KEPT it movin. COOL DUDE

[@jaydun05]

al rodriguez probably didn’t look as good as the chick he is talking about ijs

[@gerald4871]

"Kept it moving" LOL That's what you thought.

[@PermanentHigh]

Your wife isn't that hot and you didn't hangout with Theo after the show

[@jsnel43]

Let's see the wife lmao you already know what this broad lookin like, crypt keeper ass haha

[@barbarosb9900]

OR DID HE.....

[@tradeej9202]

His terminology is on another level haha!

[@FlintSparkedStudios]

@Mike G Mike you're coming on too strong my dude!

[@shanebone13]

Quit speaking from your cooter frisbee!

[@kevinobryant48]

Tra Dee J yeah he dissed her in a sneaky way 😭😭😭

[@ogmarq2737]

Out here stealing titty patties and vagina nuggets

[@rafaelsinsemilla1986]

"The Orifices" lmao

[@MrMikeymontemayor]

Thank you for putting this out man, id thought you wouldn't reply, no hard feelings.

[@tnreprasentog7769]

Bro he straight being a savage to this guy theo don't feel bad at all he low key rubbing this dude face in it

[@jabrobean8927]

As far as I'd be concerned, he dodged a bullet. Dick move by Theo, sure... but she ain't worth it.

[@lt.generalofsalt4273]

J4K3 Theo didn’t know it was his ol lady 🤷‍♂️

[@carl7221]

Theo definitely did this guy a favour, she's the sort of girl who marrys you, has kids with you, then cheats and takes you down. She's no good, move on.

[@rm9308]

Sometimes you gotta parade that cheese in front of a rat just to see if the cheese wants to get itself nibbled.

[@user-kk6ht1id5e]

google Google What’s her name

[@TheTheode]

Better Theo than some guy he knows personally as well.

[@Vyrkgrl]

That was a favour? I hope you never owe me a favour..

[@PermanentHigh]

Wrong she cheats throughout the whole relationship. You just only find out mid marriage.

[@robglew6509]

Theo you’re a real kinda guy and I can appreciate they you feel we’re the guy is coming from!!!!! Love ya thou!! Keep being you

[@Slypuppy_]

I'd expect nothing less from Theo, such a down to earth dude. "Man I was in an outta there like it was a bank". 🤣😂

[@seyekoh]

I know this is over a year ago, but it's new to me. Just wanted to say that I lobe the fact that you put this out into the public light. Much respect to you brother. We've all done things that we shouldn't have

[@cosmotect]

Dude I am down, I'll take my girl to your show in a heartbeat, its a great test

[@cosmotect]

@@lhowlett88 not testing Theo, testing the girl dude. I don't even want to be with one that can let herself be banged.

[@bonson9156]

@@lhowlett88 bruh....

[@lhowlett88]

@@bonson9156 Hahaha, I remember being very drunk the night of this comment. Read this the next day and realised I missed the point completely. Good for a laugh at least.

[@jigawatt7126]

“If you come back again I got tickets for you” lmfao

[@cillbosby6326]

This is awesome self reflection Theo! Proud of you guy.

[@zj2707]

Can I just say thank you to the 70 year old walking weiner who planted his seed in Theo's mom. Thank you, sir.

[@colincunningham4128]

Ahahahahaha

[@yeahyourerightand4763]

Z J you’re welcome😌

[@GINOLR]

Walking wiener lmao

[@elliottjones8354]

It might be rip bc on hot ones 🔥 he said sat fella only had a few days left

[@IAmMeMyra]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@puddintaine4556]

Big men apologize. Skin in the game...

[@ayylmao3384]

Lol you thought he was actually apologizing, that's cute.

[@Breiitz]

ayylmao - Theo was apologizing, and probably genuinely feels bad for the guy. But the guy intentionality called in to the show to be on air. He wanted to try and embarrass Theo. So Theo had some fun with it

[@kennygerberich4985]

@@Breiitz How would the guy be trying to embarrass him if Theo has full control over whether or not his voicemail or the story in general makes it out to his audience? I think he wants Theo to feel some shame but is fighting the urge to fully say that because of his admiration for him. It actually sounds like the dude was probably more affected about this than he's letting on, and is merely hoping that Theo would care at least enough to address it. I mean how much would it suck to lose a girl over a one night stand with a guy you're a big fan of, especially if you were sitting there stoked that you actually got a chance to connect with him? He just wants to see that Theo was being real on some sort of level when he chose to hang out with him. So I do think you're right about the genuinely apologetic part, and that other dude who thinks it's not an apology can't read obvious context too well, because Theo really didn't have to give this any attention if he didn't feel like it. It sounds like a genuine apology towards someone he doesn't know too well on a truly personal level, but whose life he still obviously affected in a way he hadn't fully realized until hearing from him again.

[@haydz5]

@@kennygerberich4985 no one wants to read all that dude 😂

[@kennygerberich4985]

@@haydz5 Oh shit, fair point. I completely forgot I had written that. Those are the side effects of ADD medication the doctors don't mention..."cut back usage if KZbin comments go over 100 characters."

[@tripwilliams9623]

the catepillar Paul revere had me rolling 😂😂😂

[@kel4033]

The paul revere reference had me dead... 😂😂😂

[@leonhart6359]

If she's the type of girl to do that sorta thing then she wasn't worth your time bro

[@showtime951]

Sounds like she was worth Theo's time.

[@olliefoxx7165]

@@showtime951 A few minutes and then what?

[@cohaagen90]

the fainting goat analogy is fantastic

[@johnsonjrharold]

Cohaagen90 it is fucking hilarious!

[@mizztia5303]

What does it mean lol

[@mintclub2600]

Fair play for putting your apologies out there...

[@chunkylover123ish]

"Got tickets for you. You can bring yo gurl." -Theo Von

[@juanjerez1012]

I was just bout to say this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@asgiantsastros3695]

he moving on to Bobby's girl now

[@Bananahammock88]

Khalyla? Nah man..

[@adamwhitfield5571]

@@Bananahammock88 idk. Seems like hes already trying ro find out where she stands on the sneak tip. Hes always askin them about being attracted to others while in a relationship. And making little cracks like she gonna run to one of his friends.

[@elliottjones8354]

Dat hitter

[@spencerlove2264]

@@elliottjones8354 yeet

[@danish-Le-Ashraf]

Fuck my thoughts exactly 😳🤪😂😂

[@themanycolorbeast7440]

tears in my eyes when he tells us to subscribe!

[@UmarKhan-su1vv]

That subscription joke in the middle was good on a level that I haven’t ever seen in comedy. As dark as a joke can get really!

[@RollingWithRoland]

No one's commenting on the fact it was the dudes first date with the girl, that changes the whole thing. They couldn't be exclusive after 1 date, so it's not that deep at all. Guy needs to get out more if that's the first girl in 5 years he really liked :/

[@superegobeats]

MakeSomeonesDay true. But that was more towards the end of the video and you know people love to comment before they have all the facts.

[@BigBird629]

if the woman cried because she fucked theo and felt guilty... it was serious

[@tarico4436]

Her crying doesn't mean anything. She didn't do anything wrong. Nobody did anything wrong. We're animals. We like to mate. It was a first date; nobody messed up. Now would she cheat in the future? Maybe probably! Git while the gittin's good!!

[@Benjamin-1776-]

@@tarico4436 Yeah, listen to pop culture we are all worthless sluts! Live that empty lifestyle otherwise you are so behind the times silly old person! Ignore every study that accidently leaks out that says treating sex like a hobby leads to horrible results in every way, just listen to Teen Vogue and wtf ever soulless celebrity sounds off about relationships it will work wonders for your life!!

[@pepperprovasnik]

Yes!

[@nocturnalsociety6781]

Props to you for making that apology, especially because you didnt have to. This is the first video ive seen on your official channel. Even though this is sort of a bummer video, I can appreciate why you made it. I truly believe in your comedy so much that I subbed to your channel. I relate to your comedy and your upbringing and am always laughing right there with you. Be well and looking forward to seeing more content on here!

[@Mackie17]

"Get out there and be in people's orifices and everything, and be just loitering around in peoples orifices and in this woman's orifices." lol amazing

[@Steven_Ray99]

Sounds like the way that black guy on Curb Your Enthusiasm talks.

[@gma904]

Loitering in people’s orifices... 😂😂 I love how he phrases things.

[@amberwkly3747]

Kudos for being a man and taking accountability for what you did & apologizing to ole' dude. 😊

[@jv4vidss]

Damn Theo, I can't believe you put this out there. Thanks for sharing. Definitely a dick move. I don't think I could have shared this one myself, but I think most of us have been in this situation. Most of the time I like to think that I do the right thing, but it's not always that easy.

[@gorgolbutt]

+Jimmy D'amora I did this to a guy's girl actually at a Theo Von show (lots of other comedians on the bill the same night though). We were hanging out in the parking lot after, sharing a joint, and lo and behold me and this one guy's Columbian girlfriend sneaked to my place while his guy was inside buying a t-shirt. Needless to say, I fucked her senseless (and the funniest thing was, the girls phone was ringing the whole time cos' his boyfriend was calling, while I'm digging in to that ass). Not a gentleman move of course, but shit happens out there. Keep your girls in check, it sure as fuck ain't my job. :D

[@kingcrustytut7544]

Sergio Delgado lmaooo savage

[@Berlinwood27]

Sergio Delgado No honor in men damn lmfao. America really is a piece of shit

[@fabiomugnaini6165]

Really? You look like a virgin

[@NEVERSHOUTNEVER1991]

Eric Romero you do realize she was gonna do this with anyone..hoes be hoes and most men are weak sad to say...at least he was big enough to acknowledge and apologize..he could have kept it under wraps for no one to ever find out about. He is a recovering addict and he is working on his recovery daily...

[@johnnada5782]

To me the shitty thing about hooking up with another dudes lady isn’t the violation of the ‘bro’s before ho’s’ rule ,it’s the exchange of narcissistic supply at somebody else’s expense. Theo’s a super likable celebrity and she’s an attractive woman, no need to be that thirsty. Shady bruh! Practicing them Dark Arts that night for sure. Still a fan though and think it takes guts to admit you made a mistake. Onward

[@whippin1335]

Sounds like it wasn’t Theo’s problem. She would’ve cheated on him anyway

[@sererainbow8143]

Theo, good on you for changing your ways and feeling better about yourself and for apologizing if you hurt someone. I hope you find 💙. By the way never heard anyone describe things the way you do, feel like I just came out of some CRAZY, MIXED UP DREAM 😕😘

[@arfa9601]

Damn it son! This is so hilarious you should make a series of apologies!

[@khanaveli91]

Theo "loiter around orfices" Von

[@jeremybaker1855]

He has such a beautiful way with words lol

[@theshift2010]

Nice podcast... honest, intimate, real. Thank you.

[@dogsoldier7779]

At least that dude isn’t married to her. That’s life, you got to walk through the brush & knock out the weeds to get to the meadow.

[@Kevs442]

Sometimes that brush is on fire and you got to run out. Because animals get burnt up in those fires. So, don't go around with women who like to play with matches.

[@brockbrown5307]

Why is Tom calling? Just have him on YMH and work it out man!

[@cferrara_303]

Brock Brown just try it out

[@canakattack1692]

Honorable of both parties to talk about it on the podcast. Shitty situation but that's really dope how Theo addressed it on air and it's also cool that guy was willing to forgive Theo too. Very strange yet unique situation. Proud of both parties. Cheers to Theo and all the fellow fans out there from the vast corners of the internet. Machines Within much love no hate.

[@johnnie543]

canak attack #LayDownYourT16s

[@rachilray]

Dirty bitch!

[@gjkvcnjhygfccccccccc]

Honorable is a bit far.

[@nala2425]

Theo doing play by play after every sentence 😂

[@samspace81]

The Bone Ranger rides again! 😆 🤣

[@PatBatemanAtDorsia]

"it was almost like Paul Revere a bit" - LMFAO!

[@jeremybaker1855]

A Paulerpillar XD this guy is a fucking legend

[@bertburt87]

Caterpaul*

[@brosegoes]

The vagina is coming...

[@princekadeem8689]

“And we ended up hooking up and getting into some American sex” 😂😂😂 Theo is a fucking legend

[@bigbudugary1285]

“And I do recollect that woman had a nice ass” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 DYING!!

[@lucybella6653]

You're a good man Theo Von you really are!!! To admit that you were wrong and that's what you're not about I believe you I do I believe that you have deep feelings .. and I believe you have a golden Soul truly God bless you

[@yahonathanroden2681]

"All up in people's orifices" I love his use of vocab whenever I see him! lol

[@shootits48]

That was hard to hear but it was real and I appreciate that! good on ya for apologizing and being real. Good women are heroes, so if you have one guys, you should thank her for being who she is.

[@chukuamorfam9819]

Lil bit of that Hank Pank!! 🤣

[@heathercoran5932]

It's good of you to own this. 😬 Thats a difficult thing to do, especially publicly.

[@Jdawg1798]

weird flex but ok

[@hamig306]

Bosch ha! i was gona say that

[@coloradoretreats]

Theo you should have left him an IOU. Text him whenever you have a spare.

[@joshuat5140]

Love Theo he said "he means she had a nice ass like I'ma get up in that ass" 😂 how Theo has finally mastered the being funny and serious to a point where you cannot tell when he's being serious or not so it's even more hilarious lol Theo is definitely one of my favorite comedians fr

[@saifeddinebouazizi5654]

Bro said "while he's talking about it, don’t forget to subscribe” OMG lmao

[@tex1622]

Onward...that alone, slays me every time.

[@JamesPiccone]

Well that apology sounded very sincere 😂

[@8xnnr]

James Piccone lmao he was cracking jokes the whole time

[@kellyb2625]

Not sure how but you managed to make the situation hilarious.

[@timothybrown2398]

“I was that wild man out there -“ Enough said.

[@ontheroadtruckin4618]

Wow this is what you call REAL..props to u to for putting your reputation on the line to do what's right..lessons learned and your a better man for it!great video.good man.

[@zeaferjones1404]

What lesson? The only lesson I learned was not to bring my date to any of his shows. Its a good thing I don't enjoy is comedy. If it was someone funny I might risk taking a girl there.

[@maciek8159]

Damn you the type to hold you’re girl prisoner. You’re suffocating her bro. Also she’s already cheated on you anyways so you did all that for nothing

[@tmac20031]

This just doesn't sound like an apology at all lol

[@studlypear05]

It is not your average apology...but give them some credit for putting this out there. 99% of people would be too scared to even admit this. He's also a comedian so he's trying to make light of the situation. Also the guy calling is still a fan and wanted Theo to use the call in his show. The guy didn't ask for an apology. Also, it was a first date...not a girlfriend of 2 years or a wife. Since when is someone on a date....not even dating required to be loyal? The date was over and then the girl went and hooked up with Theo. Fair game. That girl doesn't owe her date exclusivity after the date.

[@RacheyBoBachey]

I agree, sorry not sorry. And straight up gangster to offer him free tickets

[@cultofthebull5044]

He said sorry, what else to you want him to do? Kneel down and flagellate?

[@adamgm84]

@J R bring those deformed rectal hitters to the show

[@SamuraiCypher]

carl carlson not at all

[@jacobalston1632]

I subscribed immediately after seeing this 🤣🤣🤣

[@markewahlmeetsvideo]

Theo's that real dude that delivers. Have your date bring a friend to the next show.