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@danielkunkler72935 жыл бұрын
It's real big of Theo to put this out for Tom Segura. Now the healing starts.
@natethevillain5965 жыл бұрын
Daniel Kunkler I feel like him and schaub set this up to explain the segura situation 😂😂
@giggityeffyou5 жыл бұрын
Jesse Wightman I think if Khalyla tells Bobby Lee she fucked Theo, he would have a long conversation with her, yell a little and still stay with her
@angelcabrera30155 жыл бұрын
lmao #TheoGate #ChangeTheSubject
@jcarola005 жыл бұрын
damn you were really early on theogate son
@juancmost5 жыл бұрын
She was a date? Like just met? He fell in love with her after a few days!!! Pussy fart.
@johnconstantine27544 жыл бұрын
Whitney Cummings said it best " The more sober Theo gets, the more he seems to be on drugs".
@jcjs332 жыл бұрын
and that's good because people on drugs are just 'trying to be themselves' but can't be themselves because they are on drugs........once they are themselves all bets are off and there's no need to question or defend my existence or 'doings'...om
@misterblueshoe2 жыл бұрын
That's really common for the first 5 years of sobriety. It's a roller-coaster of emotions. So yeah I agree
@joshforeman95 Жыл бұрын
I wanted to like this comment but its already on 420
@paulovalente738 Жыл бұрын
That woman never said anything worth a fuck
@RemingtonMK4 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest apology I've ever heard
@TheBrandonDawson4 жыл бұрын
Hands down funniest apology.
@vampmode91324 жыл бұрын
Onwards
@sirf4ce3 жыл бұрын
Sober sex is for children!!! Out of context, that is an amazing sentence! With context, I am crying laughing!
@tylerwhite38623 жыл бұрын
Where's the funny part? I must've missed it
@MaxP3743 жыл бұрын
@Giddy89 😂😂😂
@Kevs4422 жыл бұрын
I was going to take my Dad to a Theo show for the old man's birthday but, now..Im not so sure I should. I don't want Von blowing out pops candle, trynna get him a mouth fulla cake.
@anthonygustafson47132 жыл бұрын
😂
@chair_smesh Жыл бұрын
I read this in Theo’s voice lmao
@terrellsmith6715 Жыл бұрын
Lmao funny bro
@ammim6797 Жыл бұрын
LMFAO 😂
@djhowell5273 Жыл бұрын
Hey maybe your dad will appreciate your gesture
@christopherxiong5 жыл бұрын
Never meet your heroes.
@dayra64255 жыл бұрын
He's the type of dude you can't leave a kid around
@nolan61835 жыл бұрын
True that.
@CosmicGumbo5555 жыл бұрын
Nah man, he and Theo are Eskimo Bros now
@TOAST2URGHOST5 жыл бұрын
Aiming pretty low if this mullet is your hero 😂
@chrish9315 жыл бұрын
More like get a clue, if you go to see a comedian, a band, any kind of entertainer with an attractive women and that entertainer than hangs out with you and your date after the show all night, they are not interested in hanging out with you.
@carplay54545 жыл бұрын
I use to keep my girls away from guy's like theo. but, it's not there fault they have the ability to just vibe with almost everybody they come across. i've seen situations like this happen before with friends and other people. there'll come a time u realize u shouldn't have to keep anybody away from anyone. ur partner either respects you or they don't. just move on to the next.
@jakeniemiec85595 жыл бұрын
Drove with a chock I was seeing for a few weeks up to flagstaff to see a concert. Later that night I befriended the band member and we were all hanging out. Long story short I found her naked with the dude in the stairs. Ultimate dealbreaker for me..
@rochajraphael5 жыл бұрын
You couldn't have said it better. That's literally the only thing that matters.
@readein5 жыл бұрын
I agree with what you're saying for the most part, but you gloss over the fact that it hurts. If someone you care about cheats on you; it's heartbreaking. I do agree that you shouldn't have to hide your significant other, but it's damn near impossible to "just move on" if you genuinely loved the person. Of course you should strive to move on, but it's a process; not something that you can just do.
@rochajraphael5 жыл бұрын
@@readein that's just it bro, you have to "gloss" over it in order to eventually move on. No one said it would be easy. But submerging yourself in that pain and learning how to deal with it are two different things.
@rikrob51725 жыл бұрын
That's why I don't do girlfriends. Chicks think nothing of dissing a man like that.
@patrickgleason19154 жыл бұрын
At 3:12 the guy told him he was his favorite comedian and Theo took a deep breath, you can tell he felt bad about taking advantage. I'm glad he apologized
@kepler22-b2 жыл бұрын
You can see some sort of pain here your not wrong.
@twztid132 жыл бұрын
Most ppl, for real, wouldn't care. Much respect.
@Bottlecap0 Жыл бұрын
For sure, you can see a glimpse of his heart right there
@charliecinnella90906 ай бұрын
Yeah I bet he would do it again in a heartbeat though.
@christopherkotsopoulos7013 жыл бұрын
"I've always thought sober sex is for children" - Theo Von
@gabrielochoa35035 жыл бұрын
The caller kinda sounds like Brendon Schaub 😂😂
@samuelstalcup5 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Ochoa omfg bahAhbAAbhA
@fropick5 жыл бұрын
YES!!! Exactly what I thought!
@22.NUU.DRU.225 жыл бұрын
...it is. Staged. Disappointing.
@CrayTechTV5 жыл бұрын
OH SHIT, IT DOES!
@bigounce79885 жыл бұрын
U spelled Brandon Showers wrong
@davidbarnes47425 жыл бұрын
He's somewhere in these comments lurking
@pguthrie2225 жыл бұрын
🤣
@donkeyking10455 жыл бұрын
You already know he is 🤣
@cepobr5 жыл бұрын
No dude I'm not
@conormcnagger47035 жыл бұрын
It was me bro
@MrBuketman5 жыл бұрын
I still haven’t received my free tickets...
@rightcoast49834 жыл бұрын
Right in the middle "Don't forget to subscribe" LMAO dude has me rolling already.
@adamstahlecker62542 жыл бұрын
The best part of this whole story is “I always thought fucking sober was for children” 💀
@lettyfount57692 жыл бұрын
Wooow
@ChaceBonanno2 жыл бұрын
Sober sex is kinda awkward
@WV_Mudpuppy2 жыл бұрын
I use to be a drug addict and while I'd have sex pretty regularly it honestly sucked, no feeling and hard to get off. I'd prefer sober sex 10 outta 10 lol or atleast maybe tipsy sex which is fun too 😜
@SourPatchPuss2 жыл бұрын
I heard him say that but didnt even realize what the fuck he said until I just read your comment. That shit is ridiculous 😂
@ayvzu2 жыл бұрын
@@ChaceBonanno how is it awkward lol? If you're both in turned on its euphoric
@ThePolareyes535 жыл бұрын
Theo did you a favor. She'll cheat again on the next guy
@H3aleme5 жыл бұрын
Bro can you blame her ? Like really.? A famous genuinely funny handsome comedian ? She had no chance bro. Guys should stop thinking girls owe them loyalty, and guess what we don't owe them loyalty either, It's dumb to make a promise like monogamy. It's only insecurity that makes you want a girl to fuck you and you exclusively. I mean there is nothing that will stop her from desiring others who have some qualities you don't, so wanting her to refrain from following her desires is you trying to delude yourself into thinking you're the only man she wants... And it's simply not true with any girl. So "loyal girls" are still just as slutty but scared of manifesting their true sexuality, they, just like us, desire many men and not just one. My advice is, ofc you should have someone special with whom you share something beyond just sex, but don't mix up love and lust, you can still love your girl but lust others and well guess what so can she ;) ... It's the bitter truth
@jlozano20145 жыл бұрын
@@H3aleme Wow, you're an idiot.
@matthewj60265 жыл бұрын
Amen
@-foldedwalls-7735 жыл бұрын
@@H3aleme you're right, just like you they desire many men 😂
@H3aleme5 жыл бұрын
@asvpadam2x being hurt cause your girl might desire others is the beta behavior you idiot :) ... I've never had a girlfriend specifically because I am too alpha for that shit instead I push girls into a polygamist friendship with benefit and a lot of them accept it simply cause what I bring to the table is attractive enough
@AdamBlough286 жыл бұрын
Im never taking a chick to a Theo Von show haha
@geema22815 жыл бұрын
I'm a chick, how do I find a dude to take me to Theo's show? LOL 🤣
@kevincharles64385 жыл бұрын
Giselle Martinez Im from Chicago and il take ya! I get 1st taste though LMAO
@nateone66325 жыл бұрын
If you have to worry she's the wrong chick
@veronica-5 жыл бұрын
Why? If something goes wrong that's how you know you shouldn't even be with her.
@DvDPlaya5 жыл бұрын
@@geema2281 I guess you find a dude that doesn't know about this video. Chris D'Elia is the one you wanna look out for. He will steal a woman right off a man's arm with his designer skinny pants and big bubble sneakers. (bad combination imo)
@caarrll71174 жыл бұрын
Theo doing gods work. Saving these guys from broken marriages, alimony and child support. Thank you Theo
@CuttySobz2 жыл бұрын
You're insane.
@jm56422 жыл бұрын
Praise God
@kathrynmcelroy56582 жыл бұрын
Caarrll....hahahaha! "It was almost like Paul Revere a little bit..."
@davidgrove6210 Жыл бұрын
He slept with Bobby Lee's ex
@alfonso831 Жыл бұрын
I hope he does god work with your mom and lady.
@mikexxxmilly4 жыл бұрын
This proves his point on how he uses comedy to alleviate his own insecurities. I do think he’s sorry and I don’t think he’s trying to make light of it. I don’t feel like Theo is a comedian. He’s an extremely quick witted, intelligent guy that uses humor to cope
@BbGun-lw5vi4 жыл бұрын
Mike Milly that is a comedian.
@therealjulez78864 жыл бұрын
well said
@jacobhuish2924 жыл бұрын
Bro
@jacobhuish2924 жыл бұрын
Well said indeed
@SKUNK_FPS_Clips2 жыл бұрын
Well he is a comedian, though. That's his occupation.
@DanteZzZ6 жыл бұрын
Them Dark arts...
@josephdavis26956 жыл бұрын
DanteZzZ that strong sippah, bruh.
@lukeism26 жыл бұрын
Black man in a theatre
@daemon8165 жыл бұрын
500 ;)
@elliottjones83545 жыл бұрын
Damn those Dick caterpillars
@pacu11155 жыл бұрын
“And while he is talking about this, don’t forget to subscribe” lol😂
@drdeadbeat16044 жыл бұрын
Agonising!
@suburbanshrub66753 жыл бұрын
forreal, fucking hilarious
@clairvoyant_af3 жыл бұрын
Gold
@DM-ky8sn2 жыл бұрын
At that moment I checked to see if I was subscribed. I wasn’t so I subscribed n clicked the notifications bell lmao
@lettyfount57692 жыл бұрын
So sad …… not morals anymore very sad
@mightymurph39492 жыл бұрын
This is the most “yeah I did that shit” apology I’ve ever heard lmao. But if that was the first date and ya’ll weren’t serious it can hurt, but it’s more of a good riddance than a loss.
@YoureRightIThink2 жыл бұрын
Unless they knew each other from way before and dude's been trying to get a date with her or make a move
@sunshine3914 Жыл бұрын
His decision, but what fanboy can blame her?
@hotdog9262 Жыл бұрын
most will probably disagree.. but id say if she was sober ill agree with you. if she were drunk its a bit more difficult. its easy to fck up under the influence
@fuzzylogiceire3 жыл бұрын
Classic case of "she's not yours, it's just your turn".
@brentdraper43825 жыл бұрын
theo got the dark arts in him
@jkake24345 жыл бұрын
black magik, voodoo child
@neatchipops34284 жыл бұрын
'bitches' like funny
@rap4life9614 жыл бұрын
Jerrod Draper just searching for the devil
@jsnel434 жыл бұрын
He's garbage man. Idk why he didn't handle it like a man.
@MattH-wg7ou3 жыл бұрын
Seems like she got the dark arts IN her...
@davidp.50556 жыл бұрын
"Sober sex is for children..." -T. Von
@Rodrigo-tk2fm3 жыл бұрын
3 years later, watching this video cracking up at "American sex " 🤣🤣
@derecksuarez9784 жыл бұрын
The most bizarre and hilarious apology ever! 😆
@vitor30006 жыл бұрын
Theo did that dude a favor. She prob would've cheated down their relationship if they did get together.
@rokeeffe916 жыл бұрын
vitor3000 calling it a favor is a bit dramatic
@benjamingracian2776 жыл бұрын
Naaa it’s a favor
@robotdeathderby6 жыл бұрын
i dunno if theo did him a favor, but i think it was just a case of sooner rather than later. cheaters cheat. better to find out early that the person you're with has no moral fiber.
@jomama38046 жыл бұрын
some people are mentally weak and can be convinced to do anything even if they don't really want to. I do not consider these to be people they are cattle/sheep. they live everyday at the whims of others.
@nodirbekable6 жыл бұрын
nah, a lot of girls can't resist sleeping with a celebrity, especially considering that they had not been in a serious relationship yet at the time.
@joshuablack82215 жыл бұрын
This was on the chick. She did you a favor, now you know what kind of person she is... Move on.
@donaldferguson94185 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@Artliker12345 жыл бұрын
Y’all acting if Megan Fox would fuck you, you’d forget anything
@Shad0wack5 жыл бұрын
Implying this chick did anything out of the ordinary
@DarthAlgar55 жыл бұрын
Onward
@unosheem62104 жыл бұрын
Artliker1234 if I loved my wife I’d curve Megan fox out of respect for my family if you would cheat in a honest relationship you aren’t actually in love because love is through actions not just emotions
@Shamrockjason4 жыл бұрын
Theo " if you want I got tickets for you.. bring a date" Von.
@justinjackson76883 жыл бұрын
"This is not the most opportune time to mention that... but if you would subscribe i would appreciate that" I hit that button immediately hahaha
@bnol036865 жыл бұрын
Damn, i was gonna take my brother to watch your show but idk now
@MrOvlov024 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@joshuarosas15903 жыл бұрын
This comment wins
@Loco59193 жыл бұрын
Shiiiii 😂😂😂
@adrianrodriguez91293 жыл бұрын
Lmao!!
@johnrep8083 жыл бұрын
Don’t
@ziggyballdust6 жыл бұрын
Dude 🤣 “my bad bro.....want some free tickets?” 😂😂😂
@abtwopoint05 жыл бұрын
... hilarious.....
@AuRowe5 жыл бұрын
This guy is prime
@pguthrie2225 жыл бұрын
🤣
@alexferrana15 жыл бұрын
It would’ve been hilarious if he said bring another chick with you
@BJORKAHOLIC5 жыл бұрын
I wont even talk to your date at all..."
@llllllre4 жыл бұрын
I am so fucking sorry for that guy. The Imagination of this happening to me and the girl I am favouring rn almost makes me cry. That girl should be so deeply ashamed of herself playing with peoples feelings smh.
@beaustur3 жыл бұрын
Bro, shes got ovaries, what do you expect.
@benzohhhhh3 жыл бұрын
Been through Same shi only with a friend not a idol lol, girls don’t have souls
@patbobsquidpants31593 жыл бұрын
Haha soggy pillow lighten up you emo haha
@dantemacdonald76722 жыл бұрын
Life goes on, man. That triflin shit went down for a reason, and hopefully all parties are bettered now. We can't throw all the blame on some girl when we only have a third of the context needed. In her defense: if I had a pussy and was hangin out with theo after a whole show of laughing my tits off, I'd probably succumb too. Life is about learning lessons, and all three of these people learnt damn valuable lessons, whether they've utilized them or not.
@tommydinob2 жыл бұрын
Broken people fracture other’s without really knowing it or wanting to know it.
@jigawatt71262 жыл бұрын
“If you come back again I got tickets for you” lmfao
@1drsy5 жыл бұрын
Theo cant be serious to save his life 😂
@billgatesleavingyamomshous81775 жыл бұрын
"I really liked her. You hooked up with her. Not the best scenario for me" 😂😂😂😂
@Artliker12345 жыл бұрын
... likes her so much calls her a bitch. Repeatedly. Dude is a psycho lowkey
@hydrationrequirement97625 жыл бұрын
@@Artliker1234 I don't know how serious this dudes relationship is with that girl but anyone who cheats on their partner is a bitch.
@chaoticonchaoticon76765 жыл бұрын
@@Artliker1234 to be fair she wasn't a bitch until she snuck around. When they sneak around they become bitches.
@mikasasukasa44795 жыл бұрын
@@Artliker1234 not a psycho, just badly hurt
@N8_R5 жыл бұрын
Honestly I think Theo helped that guy dodge a bullet.
@whippin13352 жыл бұрын
Sounds like it wasn’t Theo’s problem. She would’ve cheated on him anyway
@chunkylover123ish3 жыл бұрын
"Got tickets for you. You can bring yo gurl." -Theo Von
@juanjerez10123 жыл бұрын
I was just bout to say this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@avinashjagdeo6 жыл бұрын
So she burst out crying when she remembered how bad the sex was, otherwise the dude would have never known what happened.
@nickbwalker515 жыл бұрын
At least she felt bad
@saucybaka44395 жыл бұрын
@@22year-olddoomer24 tru
@cloud_monkey4225 жыл бұрын
Nate Andrews nah she cried when she realized she banged a dude with s Kentucky waterfall, Texas tailgate, a mullet
@gregoryswift95735 жыл бұрын
Lol so trueee
@bryandonahue43473 жыл бұрын
So true. She realized it def wasn't worth it. Gang gang Theo
@Wouldyoujust_5 жыл бұрын
"I went out and tried to catch that cooter frisbee in my mouth... Like a wild Australian Shepherd" Holy shit 😂😂 Good one, Bone Ranger
@smileandhope33815 жыл бұрын
😄
@chadjacobi71633 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@chraffis2 жыл бұрын
That slick wallet
@dogsoldier77793 жыл бұрын
At least that dude isn’t married to her. That’s life, you got to walk through the brush & knock out the weeds to get to the meadow.
@Kevs4422 жыл бұрын
Sometimes that brush is on fire and you got to run out. Because animals get burnt up in those fires. So, don't go around with women who like to play with matches.
@Slypuppy_4 жыл бұрын
I'd expect nothing less from Theo, such a down to earth dude. "Man I was in an outta there like it was a bank". 🤣😂
@zj27076 жыл бұрын
Can I just say thank you to the 70 year old walking weiner who planted his seed in Theo's mom. Thank you, sir.
@colincunningham41285 жыл бұрын
Ahahahahaha
@yeahyourerightand47635 жыл бұрын
Z J you’re welcome😌
@GINOLR5 жыл бұрын
Walking wiener lmao
@elliottjones83545 жыл бұрын
It might be rip bc on hot ones 🔥 he said sat fella only had a few days left
@IAmMeMyra5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jabrobean89275 жыл бұрын
As far as I'd be concerned, he dodged a bullet. Dick move by Theo, sure... but she ain't worth it.
@lt.generalofsalt42734 жыл бұрын
J4K3 Theo didn’t know it was his ol lady 🤷♂️
@tnreprasentog77693 жыл бұрын
Bro he straight being a savage to this guy theo don't feel bad at all he low key rubbing this dude face in it
@RollingWithRoland4 жыл бұрын
No one's commenting on the fact it was the dudes first date with the girl, that changes the whole thing. They couldn't be exclusive after 1 date, so it's not that deep at all. Guy needs to get out more if that's the first girl in 5 years he really liked :/
@superegobeats4 жыл бұрын
MakeSomeonesDay true. But that was more towards the end of the video and you know people love to comment before they have all the facts.
@BigBird6294 жыл бұрын
if the woman cried because she fucked theo and felt guilty... it was serious
@tarico44364 жыл бұрын
Her crying doesn't mean anything. She didn't do anything wrong. Nobody did anything wrong. We're animals. We like to mate. It was a first date; nobody messed up. Now would she cheat in the future? Maybe probably! Git while the gittin's good!!
@Benjamin-1776-4 жыл бұрын
@@tarico4436 Yeah, listen to pop culture we are all worthless sluts! Live that empty lifestyle otherwise you are so behind the times silly old person! Ignore every study that accidently leaks out that says treating sex like a hobby leads to horrible results in every way, just listen to Teen Vogue and wtf ever soulless celebrity sounds off about relationships it will work wonders for your life!!
@pepperprovasnik4 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@Badvirtueproductions5 жыл бұрын
His sentence comparing him having sex to robbing a bank literally made me cry 😂😂😂😂
@oneeyedchef48195 жыл бұрын
petercullen15 black security guard hes resting
@carl72215 жыл бұрын
Theo definitely did this guy a favour, she's the sort of girl who marrys you, has kids with you, then cheats and takes you down. She's no good, move on.
@rm93084 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you gotta parade that cheese in front of a rat just to see if the cheese wants to get itself nibbled.
@user-kk6ht1id5e4 жыл бұрын
google Google What’s her name
@TheTheode4 жыл бұрын
Better Theo than some guy he knows personally as well.
@Vyrkgrl4 жыл бұрын
That was a favour? I hope you never owe me a favour..
@PermanentHigh4 жыл бұрын
Wrong she cheats throughout the whole relationship. You just only find out mid marriage.
@FireFarter724 жыл бұрын
Well done both of you for keeping it real. That´s a good story and I believe it means something.
@Kingconquest894 жыл бұрын
I feel like theo lies about being bad at sex as a way to get laid lol
@roems63964 жыл бұрын
bboyjayboogie Not sure what the logic behind that would be. Theo just strikes me as a guy that puts everything out there regardless of what anyone thinks.
@Kingconquest894 жыл бұрын
It’s a joke
@djames60434 жыл бұрын
@@roems6396 Because every guy that talks himself up as a "sex master" or a sex wizard ends up being the lamest sex ever, if you go in saying you suck at sex you set the bar real low and even if you're decent then that's better than what the girl expected.. There is logic in it when you think about it.
@tijuas09184 жыл бұрын
Well you are stupid then , and obviously need to go watch more episodes
@Archetype774 жыл бұрын
@@roems6396 Because it's a sympathetic thing to say, it makes a guy seem kinda cute and not as threatening.
@puddintaine45566 жыл бұрын
Big men apologize. Skin in the game...
@ayylmao33846 жыл бұрын
Lol you thought he was actually apologizing, that's cute.
@Breiitz6 жыл бұрын
ayylmao - Theo was apologizing, and probably genuinely feels bad for the guy. But the guy intentionality called in to the show to be on air. He wanted to try and embarrass Theo. So Theo had some fun with it
@kennygerberich49855 жыл бұрын
@@Breiitz How would the guy be trying to embarrass him if Theo has full control over whether or not his voicemail or the story in general makes it out to his audience? I think he wants Theo to feel some shame but is fighting the urge to fully say that because of his admiration for him. It actually sounds like the dude was probably more affected about this than he's letting on, and is merely hoping that Theo would care at least enough to address it. I mean how much would it suck to lose a girl over a one night stand with a guy you're a big fan of, especially if you were sitting there stoked that you actually got a chance to connect with him? He just wants to see that Theo was being real on some sort of level when he chose to hang out with him. So I do think you're right about the genuinely apologetic part, and that other dude who thinks it's not an apology can't read obvious context too well, because Theo really didn't have to give this any attention if he didn't feel like it. It sounds like a genuine apology towards someone he doesn't know too well on a truly personal level, but whose life he still obviously affected in a way he hadn't fully realized until hearing from him again.
@haydz55 жыл бұрын
@@kennygerberich4985 no one wants to read all that dude 😂
@kennygerberich49855 жыл бұрын
@@haydz5 Oh shit, fair point. I completely forgot I had written that. Those are the side effects of ADD medication the doctors don't mention..."cut back usage if KZbin comments go over 100 characters."
@tradeej92026 жыл бұрын
His terminology is on another level haha!
@FlintSparkedStudios5 жыл бұрын
@Mike G Mike you're coming on too strong my dude!
@shanebone135 жыл бұрын
Quit speaking from your cooter frisbee!
@kevinobryant485 жыл бұрын
Tra Dee J yeah he dissed her in a sneaky way 😭😭😭
@ogmarq27375 жыл бұрын
Out here stealing titty patties and vagina nuggets
@rafaelsinsemilla19865 жыл бұрын
"The Orifices" lmao
@cindym57774 жыл бұрын
WTF you kill me every time. You’re some kind of okie poet and I love it.
@AnthonyPardiMusic3 жыл бұрын
Putting this out there is next level powerful... Bravo bro bro
@leonhart63595 жыл бұрын
If she's the type of girl to do that sorta thing then she wasn't worth your time bro
@showtime9514 жыл бұрын
Sounds like she was worth Theo's time.
@olliefoxx71653 жыл бұрын
@@showtime951 A few minutes and then what?
@asgiantsastros36955 жыл бұрын
he moving on to Bobby's girl now
@Bananahammock885 жыл бұрын
Khalyla? Nah man..
@adamwhitfield55715 жыл бұрын
@@Bananahammock88 idk. Seems like hes already trying ro find out where she stands on the sneak tip. Hes always askin them about being attracted to others while in a relationship. And making little cracks like she gonna run to one of his friends.
@elliottjones83545 жыл бұрын
Dat hitter
@spencerlove22645 жыл бұрын
@@elliottjones8354 yeet
@danish-Le-Ashraf5 жыл бұрын
Fuck my thoughts exactly 😳🤪😂😂
@gma9044 жыл бұрын
Loitering in people’s orifices... 😂😂 I love how he phrases things.
@timothybrown23984 жыл бұрын
“I was that wild man out there -“ Enough said.
@alrodriguez22615 жыл бұрын
Ran into THEO at the COMEDY STORE with my wife. And he was VERY respectful. Took a picture , said something funny and KEPT it movin. COOL DUDE
@jaydun055 жыл бұрын
al rodriguez probably didn’t look as good as the chick he is talking about ijs
@gerald48715 жыл бұрын
"Kept it moving" LOL That's what you thought.
@PermanentHigh4 жыл бұрын
Your wife isn't that hot and you didn't hangout with Theo after the show
@jsnel434 жыл бұрын
Let's see the wife lmao you already know what this broad lookin like, crypt keeper ass haha
@barbarosb99004 жыл бұрын
OR DID HE.....
@khanaveli916 жыл бұрын
Theo "loiter around orfices" Von
@jeremybaker18556 жыл бұрын
He has such a beautiful way with words lol
@UmarKhan-su1vv2 жыл бұрын
That subscription joke in the middle was good on a level that I haven’t ever seen in comedy. As dark as a joke can get really!
@kel40334 жыл бұрын
The paul revere reference had me dead... 😂😂😂
@cosmotect5 жыл бұрын
Dude I am down, I'll take my girl to your show in a heartbeat, its a great test
@cosmotect5 жыл бұрын
@@lhowlett88 not testing Theo, testing the girl dude. I don't even want to be with one that can let herself be banged.
@bonson91565 жыл бұрын
@@lhowlett88 bruh....
@lhowlett885 жыл бұрын
@@bonson9156 Hahaha, I remember being very drunk the night of this comment. Read this the next day and realised I missed the point completely. Good for a laugh at least.
@Mackie175 жыл бұрын
"Get out there and be in people's orifices and everything, and be just loitering around in peoples orifices and in this woman's orifices." lol amazing
@Steven_Ray994 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the way that black guy on Curb Your Enthusiasm talks.
@tripwilliams96234 жыл бұрын
the catepillar Paul revere had me rolling 😂😂😂
@MrMikeymontemayor3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for putting this out man, id thought you wouldn't reply, no hard feelings.
@princekadeem86895 жыл бұрын
“And we ended up hooking up and getting into some American sex” 😂😂😂 Theo is a fucking legend
@johnnada57826 жыл бұрын
To me the shitty thing about hooking up with another dudes lady isn’t the violation of the ‘bro’s before ho’s’ rule ,it’s the exchange of narcissistic supply at somebody else’s expense. Theo’s a super likable celebrity and she’s an attractive woman, no need to be that thirsty. Shady bruh! Practicing them Dark Arts that night for sure. Still a fan though and think it takes guts to admit you made a mistake. Onward
@amberwkly37474 жыл бұрын
Kudos for being a man and taking accountability for what you did & apologizing to ole' dude. 😊
@mintclub26004 жыл бұрын
Fair play for putting your apologies out there...
@seyekoh5 жыл бұрын
I know this is over a year ago, but it's new to me. Just wanted to say that I lobe the fact that you put this out into the public light. Much respect to you brother. We've all done things that we shouldn't have
@cohaagen906 жыл бұрын
the fainting goat analogy is fantastic
@johnsonjrharold6 жыл бұрын
Cohaagen90 it is fucking hilarious!
@mizztia5303 Жыл бұрын
What does it mean lol
@robglew65094 жыл бұрын
Theo you’re a real kinda guy and I can appreciate they you feel we’re the guy is coming from!!!!! Love ya thou!! Keep being you
@stevewirtes38483 жыл бұрын
Is it just me, or does being sober make hearing “sober sex is for children” that much funnier!😂
@themanycolorbeast74405 жыл бұрын
tears in my eyes when he tells us to subscribe!
@brockbrown53075 жыл бұрын
Why is Tom calling? Just have him on YMH and work it out man!
@cferrara_3035 жыл бұрын
Brock Brown just try it out
@markewahlmeetsvideo4 жыл бұрын
Theo's that real dude that delivers. Have your date bring a friend to the next show.
@cillbosby63264 жыл бұрын
This is awesome self reflection Theo! Proud of you guy.
@alhutch17986 жыл бұрын
TRYING TO CATCH THE KOOTER LIKE IN DUKES OF HAZARD
@coloradoretreats5 жыл бұрын
Theo you should have left him an IOU. Text him whenever you have a spare.
@adamrue73022 жыл бұрын
Man, I was taken to a random party that was full of strangers I didn't know. Long story short, girl takes me by the hand to a side room where we start the dark arts. In the middle of hitting it from the back, this guy I had been talking to comes in and turns the lights on. He starts calling her by name, saying wow, how could you do this to me. I instantly felt awful for that guy but I had no clue who they were or that they were together. I instantly thought that girl was trash.
@reneaguilar19023 жыл бұрын
"Loitering around peoples orifices" lmao 😅
@yahonathanroden26815 жыл бұрын
"All up in people's orifices" I love his use of vocab whenever I see him! lol
@rokeeffe916 жыл бұрын
Lol why is theo talking like a food critic, Theo and this girl both screwed over this guy... awkward
@AidanOBrien10006 жыл бұрын
Yeah but if you're Theo Von what else are you gonna do
@tobymcgroby89676 жыл бұрын
Forgiving someone & moving on with your life will always bring more benefits than holding shitty grudges & blaming others. Eventually that anger will bring you down, or at the very least, prevent you from seeing something truly good when it finally comes your way. It's a lesson too costly to ignore, seriously. What the hell am I doing lol... why am I spending my Friday evening preaching a comment on youtube
@SortaProfessional896 жыл бұрын
That chick is a DAWGGG dude. That shit is 90% on her and 10% Theo. She went on a date with a dude then went out of her way to hit up a different dude she met once to slob on the nob and slide down on it. She slid in them DM'S of a stand up comedian to suck and fuck "Because he was famous" thats ruthless dude. That ain't a girl you date thats a girl you smash and pass.
@jobantwisp60606 жыл бұрын
Yea gotta be an awkward thing to tell fans about,especially when you can only make so many jokes along the way
@Hmfirestormz6 жыл бұрын
beck did him a favor. Not a good girl
@logicandreason57024 жыл бұрын
"there's a black security guard, he's resting". I fucking lost it hahaha
@jimjohnson38654 жыл бұрын
“Catch that cougar frisbee in my mouth” 😂😂😂
@bubbamcdonough55303 жыл бұрын
Cooter
@arfa96015 жыл бұрын
Damn it son! This is so hilarious you should make a series of apologies!
@PatBatemanAtDorsia6 жыл бұрын
"it was almost like Paul Revere a bit" - LMFAO!
@jeremybaker18556 жыл бұрын
A Paulerpillar XD this guy is a fucking legend
@bertburt875 жыл бұрын
Caterpaul*
@brosegoes5 жыл бұрын
The vagina is coming...
@vinestreet40312 жыл бұрын
“Sorry man, I was the Hamburgler stealing titty patties while you were having chocolate shakes with your girl.” Hahahahaha. Can’t help being funny even when he’s apologizing.
@AdrianVanOyan3 жыл бұрын
Tom segura sounded so sad in this call😪😅
@nocturnalsociety67815 жыл бұрын
Props to you for making that apology, especially because you didnt have to. This is the first video ive seen on your official channel. Even though this is sort of a bummer video, I can appreciate why you made it. I truly believe in your comedy so much that I subbed to your channel. I relate to your comedy and your upbringing and am always laughing right there with you. Be well and looking forward to seeing more content on here!
@Jdawg17985 жыл бұрын
weird flex but ok
@hamig3065 жыл бұрын
Bosch ha! i was gona say that
@joshuat51402 жыл бұрын
Love Theo he said "he means she had a nice ass like I'ma get up in that ass" 😂 how Theo has finally mastered the being funny and serious to a point where you cannot tell when he's being serious or not so it's even more hilarious lol Theo is definitely one of my favorite comedians fr
@chrisd9973 жыл бұрын
This dude is seriously a comedic category on his own !
@joyful41085 жыл бұрын
7:46 “this woman’s orifices”... you really had a good night theo
@JamesPiccone6 жыл бұрын
Well that apology sounded very sincere 😂
@8xnnr6 жыл бұрын
James Piccone lmao he was cracking jokes the whole time
@cosmicninja69244 жыл бұрын
That caterpillar analogy had me in tears...
@ponsfinances33364 жыл бұрын
Cosmic Ninja dying lol
@HappilyCamping3 жыл бұрын
It's good of you to own this. 😬 Thats a difficult thing to do, especially publicly.
@brendanlorenzo72984 жыл бұрын
Hahahah Theo is genuinely sorry about what he did but he also finds what he did hilarious 😂
@shootits485 жыл бұрын
That was hard to hear but it was real and I appreciate that! good on ya for apologizing and being real. Good women are heroes, so if you have one guys, you should thank her for being who she is.
@emotionalhoe4 жыл бұрын
even though what Theo did in that situation was pretty rude, he was still man enough to accept the guy's call, own up to it and apologize and I truly respect him for that.
@bigbudugary12853 жыл бұрын
“And I do recollect that woman had a nice ass” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 DYING!!