Theo Von short set

stand up comedy 2008

[@OwolabbyAzeez]

The bit about Milk and Eggs will FOREVER go down as one of the best jokes I've ever heard aha

[@zanehill193]

Lololol

[@Mawri94]

Imagine he says something like that today he’d get canceled in a heartbeat 🥴😂

[@Marx-Lennon]

The definition of killing. Theo straight murdering

[@arkanbob50]

GOT THAT HITTAH

[@patrickchico2798]

He KILLED!

[@deejay7339]

Legit, someone died from laughter, emptied them lungs.

[@4Everlast]

He should be getting 25-too life.

[@buttcrack36]

I built my buddy a "nas deck"

[@hobosrev]

Thanks from three years in the future, I couldn't understand him

[@buttcrack36]

Jason H. Man I don’t even remember writing this comment I had to come back and listen to the set again lol

[@hobosrev]

@@buttcrack36 well, it was a nas set. cheers

[@jordanlock9746]

Around his big nas pool

[@pietro-1571]

I'm not american and english is not my first language. This is the only joke I can't understand. Help me please lol

[@CNIE2]

the ratking army is rising

[@thomasrainbow]

raaaaaatone!

[@mikemehevicjr8831]

Rat pack with them hitters bruh!

[@crucifire9224]

Gang

[@willieschick7315]

Do u think he thought that ten years later people would be watching that set.

[@tombstonejones9581]

gang gang bruh

[@BillM1960]

Why am I gonna buy you a $700 purse when you only keep $9 in it?

[@staggerlee7956]

That yogurt joke was one of the funniest things I've ever heard

[@b1nostrumpet]

strawberry banana made me belly laugh

[@Tsukiko.97]

I laughed the whole time. That civil war joke was effing gold 😂

[@eternity8811]

It's funny coz it's true ☠️ ☠️😂

[@TakTheWorld]

"why do you think we reenact it every year, cause we're still practicing hahahahaha

[@littlebird3167]

Not gonna sound so ridiculous when shit goes sideways again now is it? I think we got em this time. Lol

[@bearcudlybear]

The southern accent "humditity" got me in tears i cant breeaath

[@silverfmj7007]

Petah Runs the jewels drink more water

[@dinneratlunch]

Vincent 47 water more important than the gold

[@trailnameevan4213]

I know right

[@malak2858]

I legit watched that part a hundred times

[@Chadministrator93]

Time stamp please?

[@RobbsHomemadeLife]

Wow, I am late to the party, this is the funniest guy I have listened to in years!

[@billyelliot4141]

Robb's Homemade Life hey robb have you ever heard of a comedian called patrice o neal? Fucking funniest and cleverest comedian who ever lived.

[@arkanbob50]

i'm very late to the party but oh boy oh boy oh boy it's a gold mine

[@snipert3818]

Apparently theo been around for a while haha I just started listening to him a couple weeks ago through joe organ. Funniest dude I’ve heard In A while

[@BbbyRob30]

Yeah, same here, I’ve been obsessed with his material the last 3-4 mths....

[@monicapyle]

I discovered him by total accident yesterday. I love him. Try to check out "Theo Von most embarrassing story". His stand up bits on midgets and Denny's are really good too. I'm on a Theo binge

[@frogsoda]

I always like it when a KZbin session leads to a new comic I've never heard of before. And he's a southern boy. Doubleplusgood

[@kelanjames2645]

frogsoda I was thinking the same! Only just found him and I’m bloody glad lol

[@ChiccinTendies]

Liked for the reference to the book that really should be universally known.

[@bryanparish8046]

I know this is a year late, but Theos podcast, "this past weekend," is one of the funniest yet inspirational podcasts ever. Its almost like having a theropist.

[@nonamemcgillicutty9585]

@@bryanparish8046 king and the sting is killing too .. best pod out right now

[@loserreviews8550]

@@ChiccinTendies I thought everyone had read it, but they dont read it in the high schools around here anymore. Which is unfortunate

[@southerncalifornia42]

Discovered Theo about a month ago. Been on a binge since

[@XMcIWrestling]

theo Von is one of the best comics around. He is soooo funny.

[@johnchaney9100]

Yeah man

[@dylanhayslip9206]

Ahead of your time ;)

[@hotspot131638837]

Way ahead of ur time

[@a.m.f.k1090]

Bro is an early investor

[@joeyv.destefano5236]

Theo Von is a national treasure!

[@Nicephore]

Got any ID? About what?

[@thomasrainbow]

I fucking love that joke! hahaha

[@bhew7409]

"you got new shoes on player, go!"

[@JohnnyG911]

Funniest shit ever lmao

[@phylazen5649]

that bit reminded me of dave chappelle so much that i wanna call him the white dave chappelle

[@TheFunnyfilms101]

Hilarious!! My coworkers had u on during lunch & the whole department in the lab was busting up dying with laughter!! We all hv a new favorite! So thumbs up from all of us!

[@thomasrainbow]

That's awesome!

[@feed5750]

5:15 "Quit reporting our lamps!" LOL!

[@monicapyle]

The quality isn't very good (or maybe it's my cheap knock off phone lol) but I couldn't quite tell what he said there, so thanks!

[@The_Fat_Turtle]

That shit made me spit water all over my keyboard. Theo Von is an American treasure.

[@jasontheryan]

probably the best throw away in the whole set. dude is sick. lol

[@christophermiller8589]

"Dated a girl with a lazy eye one time... HELL of a skeet shooter!" One of those subtle ones that had me pausing the video because I couldn't hear over the sound of my own tears. 🤣😭

[@allprog]

my dude said the himdidity, zippity dew point lol

[@GlennJimenez]

Theo von is one of the funnier comics I have heard in years.

[@EnjoyLife-sg3kt]

He's great man. It's cool to see how his comedy has evolved from this point in his career to now. By the way, he is clearly coked out of his damn mind right here 😆

[@jamesackerman5937]

"...now quit reporting our lamps" 😂🤣😂🤣👽🕵️🛸

[@quill1260]

"You got on new shoes Player, now GO!!!" Theo Von is hilarious.

[@Lokilowkey978]

For the past week I been binging on Theo. Dude is hilarious

[@kevman739]

holy shit I cried. This was one of his best sets ive ever heard. Love Theo!

[@xxFeedYerHeadxx]

Theo, Iv been listen/watching you for quite some time now. Through JRE,Bertcast,TFATK,The Church and now This Past Weekend . I can say for the last three days you have stayed on my search bar... Thank You -feed

[@strpped379]

Wait until you see him live...the BEST!!!

[@coffmanjoshua5363]

This dude's story about his vests on JRE is the greatest shit I've ever heard.

[@joelroberts8799]

He was having a late Xmas party @ 230am!

[@falcor200]

@@joelroberts8799 in February lol

[@The_Fat_Turtle]

Even just the thought of him having coke parties by himself while wearing vests is funny enough, but that sequence of events is just ridiculous but I can totally see it happening due to coke fueled, panic decision making and it gets so much funnier.

[@enednas801]

@Not a merc btw "I think Id gum down a viet first cos their people are most forgiving" xD

[@ITzCw4dE]

“How long ago was that” “Oh that was two years ago, I was 35”

[@nofreehooks]

“I like all girls man, big, small, sleeping.” LMFAO 🤣🤣

[@bogusrascal7374]

One of the funniest comedians :)

[@Factsdontcareaboutfeelings182]

Love you Theo..... onward

[@jg1772]

This dude is so underated. He is a unique fountain of comedy. He is original through and through and been killin it since day one. Effortlessly

[@trouper1127]

Holy shit i seriously cried laughing at this. Theo is one of the best comics in the world

[@stimpaxx]

Lol why is this dude not more famous

[@bostonloyalty4804]

Alex F. He’s getting there, definitely on his way to blowing. I just discovered him and loving all the new material. Guys a character

[@enat5896]

Give it 6-9 months he’ll be a household name

[@CrashCraftLabs]

yea i just found out about him, holy hell is he good

[@robradomski1]

@@enat5896 not quite

[@jklflufj22]

Rob Radomski he’s pretty famous now

[@Mikey.Cuthbertson]

One of the funniest sets I’ve ever watched! Incredible. Theo will forever be one of my favourites

[@glorfac]

I miss people being able to make jokes like these without fearing they'll be labeled "racists" or "bigots" and have their entire lives ruined. This was hilarious af

[@juiicex2]

‼️‼️‼️

[@sonytoprano5183]

Theo still does cuz he’s a real one.

[@donovankelly8846]

true comedians do not care lmao theo still cracking these jokes

[@redtukeguy4263]

Imagine going to a comedy show and being offended by a shitty joke xD

[@kay-collins]

Y’all cry about this so called “cancel culture” way more than the people y’all so called worried about “cancelling” people do. Smh Theo is literally alive, still telling the same jokes & NO ONE, literally no one, is trying to “cancel” him. You act like this set is from the 70s or something & this comedian is no longer alive & can’t be “cancelled” or some mess & that’s why no one is in an uproar about it but dude is literally a comedian today & telling the same jokes.... where is all of this uproar y’all claim “would happen today” because here today is & no ones upset. No one is crying, but yall. Y’all just pretend there’s a “cancel culture” issue so yall can have something to cry about. Then you all lack self awareness like a mf bc YOU’RE the SAME people who like to cry about & accuse other people of “playing victim” or having a “victim mentality”smh but here y’all are playing victim over a made up “cancel culture”. You’re the worst hypocrites ever. In more ways than one. Don’t forget that those of you complaining about “cancel culture” the most are self-proclaimed Christian whites & white males & you all are the mfn pioneers of “cancelling” sht. You have “cancelled” stuff all through out history.... book banning, cancelling sex education, cancelling lgbtq people, not wanting women to work or join the military, taking away people’s rights, creating “whites only” bs.... you all wrote the blueprints for “cancelling”. But now when it’s YOUR KIND being “cancelled” for way better reasons than “it’s a book about witchcraft”, now it’s a problem... Also, if “political correctness” & “cancel culture” & the fact that you can’t get away with saying certain words that are hurtful to people is your main complaint in life & that’s what you claim is “oppressive” to you, then you & Tom McDonald needs to just stfu because your life is great yet y’all cry more than the people you all refer to as “snowflakes” do. Soft mfs..

[@TheRealJaded]

If the Good Lord didn't want you to cook ladies, then why'd he put milk and eggs in your bodies? 😂😝

[@cb7pwn]

crazy how much hes changed and grown as a comic. now one of the funniest/ strange dudes out there

[@Musingsonthelawofattraction]

I just hope he's not on drugs etc as some people have said. The world needs comedians like this.

[@cb7pwn]

@@Musingsonthelawofattraction now or then?

[@SquareOne75]

He's gotten some wisdom

[@schnozberries98]

“How much time do I have left? Oh, sorry, feels like I’ve been up here a while...”

[@jeremywilhite6853]

Once u find theo you will binge for a while cause he's crack.

[@ripevanwinkle494]

Dude really dropped his best material in this 10 min bruh

[@DrakeMR2]

filmed with a floppy disk

[@danielmccabe6559]

Theo Von is a true American.a true Human. Theo has huge balls made of tungsten steel. Much love and respect to him. Hope all is good and well.

[@waloacme]

WTF this guy is awesome, shit I should have seen him earlier. Cheers!

[@dantedlane2]

Theos von is now famous dude

[@Puru370]

i discovered him 4 days ago or so.....im late as shit , its 2019.....

[@jackkanovysac4998]

one of the most talented comedians currently on the circuit

[@jessehhope1990]

Quit reporting our lamps

[@MDBandit]

Damn, I knew Theo had been in the comedy game for a while but I didn't know he was murdering like this 10 fuckin years ago.

[@TranOfficial]

straight ethered that set boi. one hitter after another

[@MaddenOutdoor]

Killed this set

[@teelamorissette5615]

Theo, love you more every day. These clips still make me laugh every time I watch them.

[@christopher19894]

How does anyone follow that act? Theo has the genius and quirkiness of Mitch Hedberg-- but also has the stage presence of Dane Cook. It's pure wizard work, and sort of insane how Theo isn't as famous as those guys by now. I stumbled upon him like a week ago and have been falling asleep to his voice every night since.

[@phatjesus57]

Chris Anthony listen to him on something's burning with Bert Kreischer his jokes go right over their heads

[@6kine6tic67]

Its them dark arts dude

[@ninyabidness8208]

Gay

[@stovar1182]

Still watching this in 2021

[@nassbouazzati4803]

That Chanel 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@dereks6251]

Yo this dude has me dying.

[@GDP445]

9:00 😂🤣😅 the most funniest black joke I have ever heard (and probably somewhere true to a certain degree)

[@alejandrosoriano8204]

that last set is the best I've ever heard!

[@28copland]

The ice house set is legendary ❤

[@sloridehikes]

milk and eggs...lmao

[@wishmeluck4933]

Funny as hell

[@robertjohnston6387]

This is so great Theo is the greatest of all time

[@blaze556922]

This had me laughing so damn hard!

[@CeelosEsco]

strawberry banana?!!! briliant!!!

[@ScottishLeo]

My 23yro son sent me this clip, I'm officially a fan, he slayed me!

[@pletschke]

This kid made me cry of the giggles after I saw him on "Live at the Gotham" on Comedy Central!:)

[@alexterlizzi8080]

watching these old videos i watched 6 years ago and theyre still amazing.. love ya brotha gang gang

[@Caxerw13]

Damn, this set was on fire!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@rileygally2967]

Nativity scene on the dash got me

[@monicapyle]

Me too. As a Mexican woman, I can vouch that it's definitely true 😂

[@SirKevinthefirst]

The fastest people in the world unless there's a street. Hahahahaha

[@Jonizoda]

I'm gonna have a kid at 70 so I can have a kid like Theo

[@revazzhvania1466]

Damn i never knew Theo could be so funny.

[@jakevincent6379]

Real talent. One of the best out there.

[@EdwardBerryy]

First time I've ever seen this guy, damn that was funny!!!!! He's talented.

[@johnnie543]

Have you tried watching his podcast "This Past Weekend"? That shit is spicier than a pot of New Orleans jambalaya! Onward...

[@richardfoerster9807]

One of the BEST COMEDIANS ever!! Theo RULES. #TheoVonRULES

[@ViksterWoop]

AAAHAHA. Theo got me in tearsss 😂😂😂😂

[@BPRbuster]

Southern boy represent!!!! Love Theo-he so funny 😂!!!!

[@davlynnolan236]

Brian Reynolds Louisiana boy! Represent!!!

We love Theo here in Kentucky

[@47Gryph]

He literally killed that last set😂😂😂

[@georgelackman3374]

holy shit, after listening to him talk about his neck on his podcast i finally noticed it!

[@BANE2025]

That is one of the best sets I’ve seen.

[@lukasg6557]

Theo Von's dad was born before the titanic sank

[@whatisit350a]

"why is it cold? strawberry banana?!?" ..... LMAO!

[@crashgoldstein5160]

I feel like Joe Rogan is the new Jonny Carson couch.

[@kevinboswell5093]

This is peak Theo. Out there grinding not super famous yet just on fire. Don’t get me wrong buddy has improved incredibly, but this is like a college player just finding his groove and fucking killing it. Love Theo

[@selfmadegamer410]

Ayo the nativity scene on the dash had me rolling 🤣 😂 💀 😭 😳

[@aalsmadi1]

i had to look you up after the laugh factory set. shit's hilarious. keep it up.

[@davideojockey6237]

6:25 thats FUCKING GENIOUS thats when you know he is a real comedian

[@porkfriedrice1530]

This guy is hilarious

[@Sogonrei]

Oh man @TheoVon even early on you were a riot! I have been caring for my mom for 1.5 weeks since shes been home, from rehab we can't afford it and shes declining rapidly fading with her late stage Parkinsons, Lewys Dementia, can't walk since late September at all now. This makes my day..lights me up during the hardest time of my life and doing this while chronically in terrible pain, and knowing shes hurting and confused but explaining everything to her as I do it in a caring non patronizing gentle way., and knowing you Theo have been through something similar with your Dad and his age and strokes and handling that so young is hard....and brave..being able to make comedy out of your pain is admirable plus helping people in this community you have built, your dad would be proud. When I am picturing some of these things you said, and your Southern accent it really made this bit lit! 🔥🤣😍🙌

[@paxbeatz711]

Known and watched Theo for years as far back as his first appearance on Road Rules. He was misunderstood back in them days but it's fully appreciated for his comedic genius now great guy be nice to see him settle down with a wife and family

[@ryanmoran011]

"I'm Theo Von guys hit me up on Facebook" *whoa*

[@jacquiehosey1029]

Obsessed with Theo vons comedy. Flipping hilarious. And just his interviews, brilliance. Lol for real.

[@KenzeyLane]

This set just made me luv u more. French toast!

[@joehamiltonsongs]

Absolutely brilliant

[@subtlez28]

Last guy commented a year ago. I’m even later to the party. His “This is not happening” story turned me on to this comedic talent

[@andrewbrandmusic0894]

Dude I don’t remember the last time I laughed as hard as I did at this vid. I thought my ribs were gonna break 😂 Gang! GET IN THERE!!

[@avenueb9394]

hard to u turn w the candles goin homie is the best thing ive heard uttered from theo god dayum

[@crashburn3292]

He Ice House in Pasadena. I used to work there an saw Dave Chapelle, Bobcat Goldthwait, Sam Kinison, Bob Nelson, Sara Silverman and tons of other comics. This kid has that "thing." He went from not knowing what the hell he was doing on stage, and bombing at times, but he's gotten so much better.

[@buzz2978]

Is this the best 10 minute set ever? That was amazing!

[@Theiwillsee]

holy shit. this is gold theo. wow amazing set

[@pops1507]

Very original guy.

[@csalt5235]

That last set is just gold…..I’ve been back to this video so many times now & i still crack up 😂

[@GulyasGuy]

“…Stay down Asian🔫.” WRECKED ME 😂