Theo Von talks about Glasgow, Scotland.

Theo von recalls his time in Scotland during his recent comedy tour of Europe in January 2020.
This clip is taken from Theo's podcast 'This Past Weekend' which is available on most platforms. All rights reserved to Theo. Gang gang.

[@1nikg]

Why do foreigners always think haggis is made from animal parts ,they are an endangered species that live in the Highlands

[@gavinbryson6737]

Was out haggis hunting today. Caught 3 of they wee fuckers! We shall eat tonight!!

[@VeteranHedonist]

I love going to the Haggis reservations.

[@likemike751]

I seen one this morning

[@westynufc90]

I'm from England and didn't even know mate

[@frusciantesplectrum7980]

My cousin was breeding haggis illegally without a licence and end up getting a 6 month prison sentence.

[@4561-n3l]

Love the 18 different pronunciations of Glasgow

[@calummclaughlin7464]

Glesga's the only rite one. 😂

[@indigo8021]

A don’t.

[@ivartheboneless5969]

“ you think all the dudes are gay “ 😂😂😂😂 got me laughing my arse off lol

[@paulinemarshall8363]

Great comedian. Hope you can make it back to do another show in Glasgow soon 😂💜👍

[@lmtt123]

The most beautiful country in the world and he goes to the worst city in the world

[@deadinthebed963]

I don't think anyone watching this American or British understands how funny this actually is when he said cigarettes for breakfast I know people who do that get up in the morning and just puff away in a disgusting way but hilarious fuckin manner.

[@summer_xo]

Best show ever. Best guy ever. Gang gang.

[@dueceduece2286]

The hard breads is called toast.. Guys steaming drunk hugging...regards Glasgow

[@wboyle5899]

Glasgow is a great city glaswegians are friendly down to earth but will tell you the truth one thing tourists are never harassed plus we have some great pubs and a good music scene the city is very vibrant best wishes from Glasgow scotland

[@michaelhastie6831]

Cheers

[@deadinthebed963]

Scotland is beautiful but Glasgow can be a bit off around the edges there were far more beautiful places in Scotland but this was just hilarious the idea of Theo in Scotland I love it

[@ShakerMaker1980]

I was at the Glasgow gig and it was so freakin’ awesome. Theo stayed for ages after and spoke to every single person taking photos. The guy in front of me said he’s not gay but he’d flip for Theo… he was being serious 😂😂 Theo is an enigma & needs protected at all costs! What a time it was ♥️♥️♥️ xxx

[@danielreilly1476]

Hard piece of bread is called toast mate

[@18pablo88]

I got rain, sun and snow on my wedding day, march 16

[@kprnr7140]

I live how his Scottish accent sound half Jamaican hal English 🤣

[@jaymunro9061]

Behave ffs its half Irish and half Norwegian

[@samanthamccabe6663]

Actual howling!! Brilliant!! 😂

[@benm2784]

Good ol Glesga

[@lmtt123]

Firstly that music was about as Scottish as theo

[@fredjones234]

I’m from Scotland and I love this haha

[@chrismclaughlin7956]

As a proud glaswegian, am not really sure how to feel about these accents 😂😂

[@cym2605]

That’s a belter of an Australian accent Theo ma man

[@aileanmacraith]

You slag off the Scottish weather with a Norwegian flag on your headband 🤣

[@kmma1094]

I’m from Glasgow, wish I had seen Theo there. Defo not all gay lol 😂. He’s right about the weather too it’s all people talk about here. If it’s a nice summer day people complain that it’s too hot and when it’s wet we complain about it. I have a cig for breakfast. He’s right about good people though I’ve tried moving away but I miss the banter here. It used to be called the stab capital of Europe due to the gangs and stabbings on the street and the most friendly place too. There’s a comedian here called Kevin bridges and he says that someone will stab you but then give you directions to the hospital

[@whenyoulookintoit9356]

Those famous UK camel rides.

[@stephen7434]

I respect you have to say what u sat for a laugh because you are are a aspiring comedian. But I am going to state 1 fact. Billy connolly is the most funniest stand up of all time. Rip robbin Williams respect from Glasgow

[@BeardedDADDY599]

My friend and I came to see you live in GLAASSSgow as you say , we liked you previous , you bombed hard redneck. Scottish people just don't find you funny. Your best performance was on "this is not hap. You peaked there and went down.

[@TaRxFaCe]

Man I like Theo but this is fuckin painful

[@Bawitdabadabangdadang]

Glasgow is pronounced Glaz-Go! 🤣

[@vandamn]

Your needing a night out in Glasgow on the chai mate

[@rossshepherd9836]

That accent, man.

[@madspice]

It’s “Glazz go” not “glass gow”

[@iainmacdonald4433]

Naw it’s Gles-ga

[@edgyomellete0121]

​@@iainmacdonald4433 aye if yer 40

[@CS-yn1qm]

If you are OK eating a hotdog you should be OK with munching a bit of haggle

[@ivartheboneless5969]

Hahah 6 slices of beef 😂😂😂 slice sausage

[@YerDa67]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@seanross9577]

This is hilarious. I live in Glesga, just woke up and was having a smoke in bed for breakfast. Haggis is everything that people usually don't eat. Liver, lung, brain ect. All grounded down, spiced and traditionally wrapped in the stomach and kinda boiled in the bag. It sounds awful but is actually delicious. Traditional served with mashed turnip and mash potato (haggis, neeps and tatties). A wee drop of a creamed whisky sauce is next level. I'm not sure what you mean about the guys hugging thing. You must have been out the westend or something. I mean I am gay but if a guy offered me a hug I would think he wanted to stick a knife in my back aha We have takeaway food places open til 4am. Chips (kinda what you call French fries but thicker cut I.e. properly done) cheese and Chinese curry sauce. Is a standard late night food offering and is good sober and the food of the gods inebriated 🤣 We do have a kinda wind up attitude but we are good people. The terror attack at Glasgow Airport and the helicopter crash into a bar near the Clyde speaks to the nature of the Glaswegians.

[@levels1752]

Ano hahaha I think he’s on about when folk are pished hugging having heart to hearts, that’s the only thing I can think of when I think of guys hugging in groups in Scotland 😂😂😂

[@caitlinannewatson5562]

“ i mean i am gay” damn 🤣

[@WeAreVenom88]

Hahaha their good people.. some of the best folk come from glasgow but a can assure yi theo.. glasgows not full of beautiful people hahaha! Yi can look at someone the wrong way or soind the round way in some parts and you could end up with a perma grin lol

[@davidstuart3398]

We're you in the right city m8 ffs 😅😅😅😅 Eating haggis? Gay ? Fuckin pissing myself here . I'm fae Govan ,I'd like to hear you do stand up there pmsfl . Sounds like you were out with the bants brigade

[@jpg6482]

Did you get on a camel? In the UK :P

[@HotdogWithAFace]

Fucking love your content but I'm steaming (that means drunk in Scotland) and just wanted to let you know (unless you were pronouncing it sarcastically) that Glasgow isn't pronounced "Glass gow", it's pronounced "Glaz Go". Much love tho san, you're sound as ffff.

[@jamiedalziel4692]

Americans are soft.💯

[@designerprojects8137]

😂😂😂

[@dylanlow1266]

Did he see anyone get stabbed

[@keoa2980]

Naa, yer maw was on holiday.

[@davidstewart7298]

Actually put me off theo von,

[@rossl5908]

Pish

[@321dmr4]

This is utter shite and 100% wrong.

[@dylanfraser3418]

This guy is a fanny

[@TranceHeed]

His perception is pathetic.

[@robertbthomson1]

He's embarrassing

[@obiewanjabronie3811]

You're embarrassing

[@keoa2980]

In what regard? Are you from Louisiana?

[@Azarashi_2.6]

​@@keoa2980that he doesn't pronounce anything right and he thinks Britain is a country and not a group of countries 🤣 I'm glad he enjoyed Glasgow though xx

[@Twistyheadedman]

Weak material. Poor presentation. Will avoid Theo Von in the future.

[@keoa2980]

We'd appreciate that little buddy.

[@jryalls]

It’s not stand up it’s just a thought dump. He sold out in 10 minutes when he came to Glasgow so I don’t think he’ll miss you.

[@savagemcflurry9082]

Insert Witty Name Seriously doubt he sold out in Glasgow if he can’t even fucking pronounce the name of the city.

[@tmoss93]

Savage McFlurry the Rat King sold out Glasgow and you must be at least 700% Irish...

[@savagemcflurry9082]

tmoss93 HAHAHA irish heritage but fully scottish pal, poor cunts. If they seen this they’d ask for their money back 100%

[@b-8514]

Theo is hilarious but this was a bit cringe.

[@walkaboutgla]

scotland is not UK. were scotland...