The very best of Michael's jokes about Scotland and the Scots. #MichaelMcIntyre #Scotland #Scot Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/ Facebook: / themichaelmcintyre Twitter: @McInTweet
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@roger51593 ай бұрын
Michael's gift for connecting with the audience wherever he is through their accents is a truly remarkable talent.
@JSandwich135 жыл бұрын
As a Scot, he nailed it. Taking the piss but not too far and you've got to love them, they're just too good
@craigstephens935 жыл бұрын
How could one take it too far?
@JSandwich135 жыл бұрын
@@craigstephens93 it's a fine line.
@JSandwich135 жыл бұрын
@Louvre360 if ye hink so
@scottishhighlander16025 жыл бұрын
@Louvre360 you are definitely an internet pariah wee man 😂😂 you've said that 2 or 3 times in the comments section to get attention ... We are proud of our country and tbh couldn't give a hoot wtf you think 💪🏴
@lorrainehunter75705 жыл бұрын
@Louvre360 the world would be even more backwards without our inventions :)
@pinkglitter69923 ай бұрын
The brave heart alarm clock bit kills me every time 😂😂😂 freedom! That’s me up eh?! 😅
@vividesigns5 жыл бұрын
His delivery and demeanor make the jokes much more enjoyable. If anyone else told them they wouldn't be half as funny.
@Jesse__H4 жыл бұрын
that's true of all great comedians I feel.
@Chickenface123456 ай бұрын
Yeah. Might be because they're not.
@petersuehoward51774 жыл бұрын
Love him. He is so clever. I appreciate the way he doesn't need to be rude to get a laugh.
@otistrayers44615 жыл бұрын
Watching him can change a bad mood to a good mood very quick 👌
@OlgaPogozheva5 жыл бұрын
Otis Trayers the reason I watch him! When I’m really low, Michael is the one to go to
@otistrayers44615 жыл бұрын
Olga Pogozheva 😍
@flowerpot59424 жыл бұрын
Aye
@redstrat12344 жыл бұрын
Weird - I find the total opposite applies
@sprinter18324 жыл бұрын
@@redstrat1234 Aww! diddums!
@moragosullivan51663 жыл бұрын
I’m Scottish. He’s just so funny. I love his accents etc. We can laugh at ourselves too. X
@ghandimauler5 ай бұрын
This is one of the best characteristics of most Scots when they are having a good day - they can take a poke and some humour at their expense because they have a sense of humour and they know damn well that they'll not give any detractors the satisfaction - just laugh. It's better for your health any road. The folks that can't take a ribbing in the world are the ones that end up getting in nasty conflicts - everyone's pride and no sense of humour.
@marcusrakyat88915 жыл бұрын
He can make joke out of anything and you still laugh your heart out. Love from Malaysia 🇲🇾.
@wanimusician5 жыл бұрын
I am also a McIntyre fan from Malaysia ^_^
@OlgaPogozheva5 жыл бұрын
I’m from Ukraine and I find him hilarious! )))
@marcusrakyat88915 жыл бұрын
He just one of the great stand up comedian in this world now. Ukraine 🇺🇦 is very nice country.
@namazement26914 жыл бұрын
Me too! I literally crying sometimes....hell..larious!
@goodputin43244 жыл бұрын
@@marcusrakyat8891 the fuck do you know?
@katiebullock57664 жыл бұрын
I love how his hair bounces when he talks
@alexevans74784 жыл бұрын
That's what makes him funny😂😂
@wiggyjunior4 жыл бұрын
Everything bounces when he talks
@amygelling85934 жыл бұрын
Omg so true
@agimackenzie23614 жыл бұрын
If you like that watch his holidays video
@gentoffire4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@daniellethompson20193 жыл бұрын
I was in a post office once and this is what i heard. Random Scottish Man: Can I withdraw £150, but all in scottish notes please. I dont like the foreign lassie on the english ones. Post office worker: Do you mean the queen? Random Scottish Man: Aye
@NeilJR3 жыл бұрын
We in Australia have managed to eliminate ‘her’ on all but one of our currency notes. Still on our coins however, looking about 25.
@haggismuncher4293 жыл бұрын
@@NeilJR The Queen is a direct decendant of James the 6th.
@lesliehall76833 жыл бұрын
@@NeilJR eliminate her!!!!,nice person aren't you
@up33152 жыл бұрын
@@NeilJR she's still on the $5 note.
@NeilJR2 жыл бұрын
@@up3315 as I said….”all but one”
@toning3384 жыл бұрын
“You’re like the strongest man in the world.” “Not quite.” “Not quite? There’s God and then there’s me!”
@mrz802 жыл бұрын
Dude looks like a Rob-Roy-era Liam Neeson on steroids :D
@gandurk3 жыл бұрын
"we don't need yer english bastard pounds" always cracks me up
@aswankveteran5 жыл бұрын
Thank God for KZbin, others I wouldn't have come across Michael McIntyre. One of the best comedians in the world, his unique take on life and play with accents and the English language.
@thomasjones24154 жыл бұрын
Billy Connolly Is The Best Of All Time Bcause The Big Yin Has Got Real Baws,
@Grace_x683 жыл бұрын
@@thomasjones2415 uhm, bit rude on MM, you think?
@Pax_Veritas2 жыл бұрын
The same could be said about yourself, Mr A.S. Wank Veteran
@unitedrail-mainchannel8991 Жыл бұрын
@@Grace_x68 fax
@willypeeters61362 жыл бұрын
Loved the way he described the creation of the kilt. I grew up in Belgium sand behind our house was a British Army camp where I would walk to every evening around 10 pm for the taptoe lowering the flag at the tiones of bagpipes played by 4 soldiers wearing kilts... have loved the sound of bagpipers ever since...
@mikeyp01312 жыл бұрын
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@pauljmorrow509 Жыл бұрын
❤
@user-eo2jx4em1t10 ай бұрын
That was a piece of shit, not funny at all. Pretty offensive to be honest.
@laineyk655 жыл бұрын
I'm Scottish and he's 100% right about the Scottish money, it's a nightmare trying to spend it in England. "It has Sterling on it ffs", was one I said a lot lol
@jordanknight35194 жыл бұрын
To be fair, a lot of shops don't accept English £50 notes either and they're legal tender too. Living in Cornwall I've seen one Scottish note in 24 years and I used to work behind a till. People aren't familiar with them so they're more easily duped by fakes thus they're better off not accepting them, it's that simple.
@paulgraham81914 жыл бұрын
Try using a Northern Ireland bank note!?! (With sterling written on it too) To be told they need sterling not Irish money - even though the Republic of Ireland only has Euro???
@joperhop4 жыл бұрын
I live just north if london, from Plymouth (half scottish from my mum) i have seen 1 scottish note and i spent it, 1 wierd look but no issue spending.
@RafaelW84 жыл бұрын
I'm German. Can you please explain how come both Scotland and England have the same currency, but different?
@arthurvasey4 жыл бұрын
We went to Scotland - my auntie, when drawing money out of her account in Edinburgh - only had two banks on every street corner - Bank Of Scotland and Royal Bank Of Scotland - when we returned to England, my auntie had loads of Scots notes and was able to use them everywhere - she was on a bus and handed over a Scottish fiver for the fare - “You’ve been to Scotland, I see”, said the driver - they accepted it, anyway! Over many years, we have been given Irish one pence coins, 10p coins from the “Bailiwick of Jersey” - even been given Deutschmarks and so on in change (didn’t always bother to check) - but the shops, whilst they were happy to give you foreign currency - they even think Scotland and Jersey are foreign countries - Scotland, maybe - it’s not England, despite what Americans might tell you to the contrary - but they won’t always accept them as payment - just as well Wales doesn’t have its own currency - imagine if it did - their banknotes would be written in Welsh, have pictures of Welsh bards or Dylan Thomas on them!
@nanobyte14 жыл бұрын
eating a scotch egg while watching and I cough-laughed bread crumbs everywhere damn it
@thenextshenanigantownandth43934 жыл бұрын
Scotch eggs aren't even scottish they were invented in England
@threestepssideways12024 жыл бұрын
@@thenextshenanigantownandth4393 Indeed, by Fortnum and Masons department store. Queen Victoria was known to have a soft spot for all things Scottish, so they created the 'perfect' picnic food for the well heeled with a 'Scotch' angle . How times change ;)
@AK-jt7kh3 жыл бұрын
Haha! At least you didn’t choke and die or they might have thought you were an alcoholic. “How did it happen?” “They were killed by a Scotch”
@evancain49063 жыл бұрын
Scotch eggs are mingin gaj
@lorrainehamilton50514 жыл бұрын
Very few English comedians can get away with taking the you know what out of us Scots...Michael, you nail it! Brilliant!
@joesr313 жыл бұрын
Was travelling through UK and what he said about the currency is so true. I went to Scotland first so got some change from there and whenever I use it in UK, every single person would go "Oooo Scotland notes" or something along those lines. I didn't even realise the difference until the first person mentioned it to me
@wickedwitchoftheeast882 жыл бұрын
Michael is fucking spot on about a Scottish person always appearing when someone pays with Scottish notes I worked in a betting shop for years and we accepted Scottish notes, my cashier who was training was given a Scottish £20 note and she told the customer she needed to check with me that she can accept it and one of the regulars was there and said "aye lass you can accept that its legal tender" I immediately thought of this clip and pissed myself laughing its happened a few times for some reason Scottish notes cause confusion lol
@berniekennedy97935 жыл бұрын
Nothing makes me prouder michael 🏴🏴🏴🔥🔥🔥🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 Butterscotch🤣🤣🙌🏻
@mckavitt5 жыл бұрын
shaun muppet finder 10 hours ago, you made a graceless gaffe.
@kirsteneasdale57075 жыл бұрын
shaun muppet finder Good. That’ll be one less muppet we have to deal with. Don’t bother visiting.
@august25th385 жыл бұрын
Omfg I literally told an English shop keeper "This is legal tender"
@davidcairns50425 жыл бұрын
Huntter who hasn’t 😂😂😂
@august25th385 жыл бұрын
@@davidcairns5042 I meant the same day that i was watching this
@sabrina.h27375 жыл бұрын
Lmao! I live in Australia and so long as the coin is roughly the same colour and size we don't care where in the world it's come from. I have a pretty good global coin collection just from doing the grocery shopping. 😎
@clarebirschel41005 жыл бұрын
@@august25th38 did you not add "and it's worth more than English money"! 😅
@august25th385 жыл бұрын
@@clarebirschel4100 I wish I had said that 🤣
@scottishlass24scottishlass744 жыл бұрын
This was so funny as I’m from Scotland myself he was brilliant 😂😂😂✌️🏴
@denisestovin35224 жыл бұрын
He is fantastic! I think it is great relief from covid-19. Laugh so hard tears roll down your face.
@kbarnettbarnett82732 жыл бұрын
I love how you take the most mundane subject and make a whole routine about it that keeps me in stitches. So, so funny. Thank you for the laughs.
@Mad99775 жыл бұрын
lol don't drink or eat while listening to his jokes, it's a mess =D
@kayelle80055 жыл бұрын
Mad9977 Productions learnt that the hard way... in public
@Mad99775 жыл бұрын
@@kayelle8005 lol i spilled my drink, when he resumed the kilt joke =D
@Mad99775 жыл бұрын
@@BrokenBeyondRepair20 that's a high risk, or you wear a Kilt before =D
@zamzamjama4755 жыл бұрын
Wudda appreciated word before hand😂😂
@Mad99775 жыл бұрын
@@zamzamjama475 lol it's no fun when your drink spills out your nose =D
@chloeann93744 жыл бұрын
'Have you got a Tom Jones twenty' 😂😂 I love being Welsh❤🏴
@charlottebray82082 жыл бұрын
Or a deep sea diver
@lucypembroke83335 жыл бұрын
For me Michael McIntire is the best since Dave Allen. Intelligent, witty, never childish.
@OtherSideOfMorning5 жыл бұрын
Way too middle of the road to be even anywhere near Dave Allen
@scotia73265 жыл бұрын
OtherSideOfMorning Dave Allen never insulted other nationalities for how they spoke, he respected every culture while making fun of it as well. Macca just takes the broadest idea of any nation, “they’re Scottish so they must like eggs.” Fuck off you Incompetent arsehole.
@kirsteneasdale57075 жыл бұрын
Scotia’s Channel I’m Scottish and I don’t find him insulting. He’s funny. Lighten up.
@scotia73265 жыл бұрын
Kirsten Easdale hey, I’m open to making fun of other cultures. That’s a part of comedy is poking fun at certain harsh subjects like race. I just don’t like how Macca has handled it, he seems very brash about how he insults the Scottish, like “Yes, us English are the superior race.” When the original commentator on this channel compared him to Dave Allen, if you ever go back and watch Allen’s comedy, he actually respects cultures while poking fun at them. Not just other cultures, but his own. Macintyre is just an asshole in this video, as he is with most of his comedy in my opinion, craving attention so he will do anything that’s not too offensive, unless it involves Scottish People.
@jas622345 жыл бұрын
@@scotia7326 man up
@tomskih2034 жыл бұрын
This is none effort kind of laughter material. He makes the laughter just fly out your face hole. It's brilliant.
@Lara-ky4qu5 жыл бұрын
I payed with a Scottish 5 pound note and the cashier asked if it was real money 😂
@cijmo5 жыл бұрын
I always say they flick it back at you like it was a pair of dirty underpants. One time, my niece and I were in London and the waitress in the restaurant was flirting forever with the table across from us. We just ceased to exist when they came in. She wouldn't bring our bill so we totaled it ourselves and left two Scottish 10pound notes on the table.
@Kw-sv2mo5 жыл бұрын
@@cijmo did they chase after you like you never paid your bill???? 😂 😂 😂
@casmeraki5 жыл бұрын
Oh god ahhaa
@markfox15454 жыл бұрын
Lara - go and spend it in Scotland then.
@teaonrainyday888 Жыл бұрын
@@markfox1545 I second you!
@adamgraham2285 жыл бұрын
I could see the 'Legal Tender' bit coming a mile off 😂
@autumbreeze11295 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing because you've been witness to the situation in question yourself
@adamgraham2285 жыл бұрын
@@autumbreeze1129 yes many times I couldn't get into to an English cinema once because I had a Scottish note
@clarebirschel41005 жыл бұрын
Adam_Graham _ aye, but he missed the bit out about “and it’s worth more too!” That’s what I say 😂
@ryosama19885 жыл бұрын
@@adamgraham228 Kinda curious. Is using a Scottish note rare in London/England?
@littleboots98005 жыл бұрын
@@ryosama1988 yes. I live in Newcastle now so I see more but in London it's far less common and idiots in shops will try and refuse them.
@shirleykimball76602 жыл бұрын
Love,love love this guy.So glad I found him on my F B page last year.My daughter sent me his book for my birthday.Even his book is funny.
@thebun29012 жыл бұрын
As a Scot he is honestly brilliant 👏 🤣 if breaveheart alarm clock were real I would deffo get one 😂
@ash04735 жыл бұрын
He done a really good Scottish impression pissing ma self laughing 😂
@westaussie9655 жыл бұрын
*my
@thenorseman19705 жыл бұрын
@@westaussie965 grow up you fool.
@bt78464 жыл бұрын
@@westaussie965 And He's.
@bt78464 жыл бұрын
@@thenorseman1970 You grow up. Ten more years and you don't even talk. Just destroy culture.
@eddiewhite73094 жыл бұрын
@@westaussie965 sorry pal you're just being a smart arse, we Scots use ma instead of my 🏴
@mac_tire_aonair5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making me laugh Michael - again and again and again........ The best medicine!
@jeankutchen27544 жыл бұрын
Brilliant stuff as a Scot living in Australia this made my heart glad 😂😂😂
@StefanTravis4 жыл бұрын
Ambrose Bierce's definition of a kilt: "Garment worn by scots in America, and americans in Scotland."
@aurelianmanoli73595 жыл бұрын
I don’t think it’s a good idea to eat and watch Michael in the same time 😂
@hannahjardine30475 жыл бұрын
I’m Scottish and I love this 🤣🤣
@millsmoore244 жыл бұрын
Hugely funny. I laugh and I cry. His genius is the simplicity but overwhelming accuracy with which he describes the very ordinary things we go through from day to day. Michael turns them into a feast of humble joy. 😀😁😆😅💕
@lynb20398 ай бұрын
McIntyre's exuberance is unmatched and his wit is as sharp as Scottish tack. This man can make any world culture bang the table with laughter. What a joy you are; thanks Mr. Mike. -NY lass
@RG-ja34sep5 жыл бұрын
Scotland is THE best place on the planet, the people are super friendly, they have so much character and are incredibly patriotic. The culture and rich history is second to none, and mankind has benefited so much from the many inventions created by Scottish people. The scenery is breathtakingly beautiful and there are so many diverse places to explore. Yes, I know the weather is a bit dodgy sometimes, but you can’t have everything. And no, I’m not Scottish, but would love to be!!! 🏴 🏴 🏴
@cameronrobertson17504 жыл бұрын
And is also 100% the better half of Great Britain. I've heard of the infamous tea drinkers down south. Dodgy lot
@johnhiggins48703 жыл бұрын
Love your comment..👋🏻
@user-eo2jx4em1t10 ай бұрын
What a nice comment.
@wolfie7051Ай бұрын
I'm like 60%ish from the UK according to 23 and Me, and it says one of the possible places my ancestors are from is Glasgow. I about jumped for joy! I have never been to Scotland, but hearing Scotland the Brave played on bagpipes stirs something in my soul. I've done some genealogy digging, and I might be descended from Robert the Bruce's sister. Always praying for the people of Scotland.
@aakpaak5 жыл бұрын
One of the finest comedians!! Love him
@michaeldelia90485 жыл бұрын
He seems like a person that can't stop even at home, his wife and kids must be over him, hahahah. I mean it funningly. Oh dad can we go now......jus picture it.....love him
@hamueratamihana10143 жыл бұрын
9th cen istury 88th ii IP uup
@ishadyishady68833 жыл бұрын
Most comedian I knew are not funny at home, but I dont know many of them 🤭
@OTsevenАй бұрын
The best! HIGH FIVE from California !
@irenemcwatt2088 Жыл бұрын
He's a brilliant comedian. Long may he live, unless the Scotts get him! :)
@elliebee77965 жыл бұрын
I’m Welsh, accent on point lol
@delboy63645 жыл бұрын
He does sound Welsh eh 😂😜
@Kw-sv2mo5 жыл бұрын
I read that in welsh 😂😂😂
@Trinity10iloveyall5 жыл бұрын
I thought he was doing an Indian accent!!! LOL
@liajohn8085 жыл бұрын
E Caitlin I’m welsh too not bad
@liajohn8085 жыл бұрын
Bydd pobl saes ddim yn deall be rydw I yn dweud 😂
@valentinodiviani1624 жыл бұрын
This fella's Scottish accent is on point right enough. The only place I've found in Liverpool that takes scottish money without hassel is Tesco.
@aceman00000993 жыл бұрын
Hassle
@tigerheaddude3 жыл бұрын
@@aceman0000099 ye got it wrong, that's the scotch way of spelling it
@aceman00000993 жыл бұрын
@@tigerheaddude eggs can't spell. You might have meant to say Scottish
@marilynyoung34403 жыл бұрын
I lived in London in 1969 and Marks & Spencer was the only place to accept Scottish notes. You'd think they'd have learned by now!
@mrz802 жыл бұрын
@@aceman0000099 "scotch" No, that was the whisky talking :D
@sahanavenki4 жыл бұрын
I've been on Micheal McIntyre Binge for the past two days and my cheeks hurt soooo much because of the constant laughing and smiling but I ain't stopping anytime soon.
@rohini6564 жыл бұрын
New fan of his comedian. He really manages to make me laugh out loud and trying to stiffle my laughter watching this at office.
@bebeveritas73062 жыл бұрын
You are the funniest ever! I haven’t laughed this hard in ages; THANK YOU!
@casmeraki5 жыл бұрын
"go down to London and tell em all te pess off" 😂😂😂 fucking love it!!!
@hallospaceboy36935 жыл бұрын
This is spot on 😂🏴
@ashleyanne9294 жыл бұрын
"ay i've thought of that too ur gonna have a knife in ur sock"
@nightsgrow65755 жыл бұрын
“No we cannae have pockets”
@eolynn845 жыл бұрын
Scottish accent is so hot 🔥🔥🔥😉 Love from Sweden ❤️
@RickSanchez-ye9bi2 жыл бұрын
Swedish accent is cute...
@Malakai_3334 жыл бұрын
Scots hold the honour of being first in Europe to successfully issue paper money. The Bank of Scotland led the way, with its first bank notes becoming available in 1696,
@scottish-hero66644 жыл бұрын
Cesar D'Almeida all I read : 1.....69... 6
@cogidubnus19534 жыл бұрын
Only because the Scots needed desperately to raise funds for the "Company of Scotland Trading to Africa and the Indies", also known as the Scottish Darien Company, which in as little as two short years managed to kill off a thousand scottish settlers (out of one thousand two hundred or so) and piss away a quarter of the nations assets, leading, at least in part, to the Act of Union...Far from troubling to conquer Scotand as they'd have you believe, England was actually rescuing it... :-)
@_s_99204 жыл бұрын
@@cogidubnus1953 between Braveheart and SNP revisionists it almost makes you think they're second class slaves the way they behave online. Whilst they piss away our tax money and get free education whilst the rest of us have to pay.
@johnherbert61684 жыл бұрын
That is not an honour, that’s an embarrassment. Paper money is an instrument that allows for usury to occur, inflicting financial hardship and slavery on people. Read Confessions of an Economic Hit Man by John Perkins.
@titavaughns76984 жыл бұрын
Paper notes made in 1696? Wow! I wonder how much wear and tear it could withstand
@sueblueb2128Ай бұрын
Michael - You have to put the KZbin subtitles on - they're hysterical! They don't follow what you're saying at all - it's a real laugh.🤣As is your show - love it!
@truecrimefan14334 жыл бұрын
I've literally heard someone say "it's legal tender" in sainsburys once hahahha x made me chuckle
@truecrimefan14333 жыл бұрын
@@dennisrodriquez2293 hahha love him to he's great and yep totally bet his kids are like omg stop lol
@drrd4127 Жыл бұрын
When we went to England my dad would deliberately give English people Scottish notes so he could troll them and tell them in an obnoxious voice "It's Legal tender", we used to just sit there laughing our asses off as the English peoples faces turned it to sheer panic, fun times!
@aintnobodyherebutuschicken14184 жыл бұрын
Michael's father is Scottish and his mother is Hungarian Magyar. I can't imagine a more diverse and fascinating geneology! 😃
@prettyinpinky59374 жыл бұрын
My kid is Zulu and Scottish definitely more diverse considering Africa..Calm down, they’re literally cousins.
@goodputin43244 жыл бұрын
@@prettyinpinky5937 your kid is a Zulu?
@prettyinpinky59374 жыл бұрын
Good Putin I’m Zulu so yes she’s half
@aceman00000993 жыл бұрын
Well my kid is half Eskimo half aboriginal Australian... So fuck you
@AK-jt7kh3 жыл бұрын
What’s a Hungarian Magyar?
@deborahdanielson89013 жыл бұрын
I laugh every time I watch these clips. He’s BRILLIANT 😂😂😂
@colourmycosplay5 жыл бұрын
"I'll have you no, that's legal tender" I've heard it so many times when on holiday in England (in other words abroad). You could just be buying snacks with Scottish money and that'll happen every time when the English checkout has an issue
@_s_99204 жыл бұрын
@Jim Barrows nah its because most people have never seen a Scottish note being that its from a different country and when you handle a Scottish note it feels like someone glued two monopoly notes together and drew a badly printed Scotsman on it. They are faked all the time and the legitimate notes have zero anti-counterfeit measures. Shopowners get fucked over if they try to cash in fake notes. Take your anti-English bullshit elsewhere.
@busbingereviews85874 жыл бұрын
@@_s_9920 what you on about
@Chris-zx9si2 жыл бұрын
@@busbingereviews8587 . Had a chap in front of me in a supermarket. He had the same problem. So I swapped the notes with him. I used the bank of Scotland notes in the same supermarket at the self service checkout. No problem 👍. Rest paid into the bank using the self service machine, no problem. It is legal tender and the notes are underwritten by the Bank of England . N.I has its bank as well. Same applies. I'm English and I can smell the English channel so that chap came down for a holiday. Hope he went back with not a too bad opinion of us. I would not like that done to me . People need to be aware that there is nothing wrong with the legal notes.
@UnbiasedTruth..2 жыл бұрын
Know
@scotscub768 ай бұрын
As a Scotsman I can confirm the "legal tender" sentence is 💯 fact 😂😂😂😂
@DragonLuver445 жыл бұрын
Omg! He's funny! Love it!
@charlottecolley87132 жыл бұрын
I just love you for making me smile .... and yes .... GIGGLE!!!! 🤣👍❤️
@patriciamcdonald8309Ай бұрын
Brilliant 👏🏴
@ammaarah78065 жыл бұрын
It just so happens that this came up after I came back from Scotland
@dsmyify5 жыл бұрын
We're watching you.
@gloriapaddock46185 жыл бұрын
Love this man, he is so funny.😂😂😂
@clivef84776 күн бұрын
I used to work at a co-op and heard the legal tender bit first-hand hahaha! Good stuff!
@robertcurrie33863 жыл бұрын
Gotta say one of the funniest jokes is the scotch egg he absolutely nailed it 👍
@flamelily20864 жыл бұрын
My great grandfather was Scottish. He ran away to sea when he was 14 and eventually settled in South Africa.
@lauramacleod99254 жыл бұрын
I'm from the western isles. Went to London and in Boots I paid with cash. The woman held up the £20 pound note as if she had never seen it before. She asked her colleague to also look at the cash. They looked really confused. So they got the manager to have a look. This process took so long hahaha! I love you English folk, so dramatic!
@utethornburg7715 Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen this before, and still has me in stitches
@mmz50764 жыл бұрын
OMG, the legal tender story is so true! I had to deal with a complaint because a staff member wasn't sure if a Scottish £10 was real & his Supervisor rejected it. 😂
@user-eo2jx4em1t10 ай бұрын
That's because the English think they rule the UK. And why Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland all want independence from England.
@kauffrau67642 жыл бұрын
As an American, I'm really curious about the Scots - and this was fantastic - I want more! Also - love the accent!!!
@1m2rich Жыл бұрын
My grandparents and their Scottish friends always had a great time. I am American Scottish heritage. I miss that accent and happiness in my home. They would drink,eat and tell stories. No card players.
@davidmckinnon1457 Жыл бұрын
Im Scottish. I love my country. We are crazy lol but warm hearted people.
@user-eo2jx4em1t10 ай бұрын
If you are curious about the Scots, you shouldn't be listening to this drivel. It is an English man who doesn't know what he is talking about, he is just trying to get a cheap laugh at Scotland's expense. It is not funny at all.
@kauffrau676410 ай бұрын
@@user-eo2jx4em1t Perhaps you could direct me to someone better?
@dcmastermindfirst94188 ай бұрын
Do you even know where it is?
@missmacapaca5 жыл бұрын
The legal tender thing is so true 😂😂😂 the amount of times I’ve said that to people is unreal 😂😂
@videogameguy19883 жыл бұрын
I work on till in shop….I always tuck it under the other notes 😂🤣😂🤣😅
@cherbrowne16374 жыл бұрын
Had me in stitches and the comments are great too..x
@lynb2039Ай бұрын
Scots are the most beautiful, intelligent, and creative people in the world; yes I'm Scottish, proud, and completely patriotic ❤
@shmookins5 жыл бұрын
I am now ready for my Scotland citizenship test.
@jonsmum55523 жыл бұрын
You would be welcome with open arms! And a lifetime of great memories!
@ravencloud73 жыл бұрын
I have the test here, I'll give you the questions Qu 1. Ya want a wee dram a whisky? Qu 2. why do haggis have one leg shorter ? Qu 3. .... .... there is no question 3
@dannyarcher6370 Жыл бұрын
Are you brown? Then you're in like Flynn.
@thepolitegamer19664 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The knife that Scots traditionally carry around are called a Sgian-dubh.
@DarthTaiter794 жыл бұрын
I'm currently learning Scottish Gaelic, but haven't made it that far yet ;)
@thepolitegamer19664 жыл бұрын
DarthTaiter79 but you’ll get there, just keep on going 😃
@DarthTaiter794 жыл бұрын
@@thepolitegamer1966 I have some Scottish ancestry, and thought it would be interesting to learn :) I'm glad I found a platform that makes it fun! I wasn't that great with learning other languages in high school, but now I seem to be picking it up a bit (only 20 years later lol)
@thepolitegamer19664 жыл бұрын
DarthTaiter79 Scotland’s a nice place depending on where you go. Personally I’d stay away from Glasgow as it is riddled with crime. Normally the further up north you go the more welcoming they are as we Scots love foreigners though the exception are the English. Generally the further up north you go the more Anti-English they are. It’s an odd place but it’s home.
@DarthTaiter794 жыл бұрын
@@thepolitegamer1966 I'm a walking contradiction: my dad's side was traced back to Dumfries, mom's side to Northumberland :P
@cooglerHere Жыл бұрын
Have a laugh, deary, it's just what you need. Aye... Thanks, Michael. I hope you stay happy & well. Love,
@vikingpowered8682 жыл бұрын
Back in -89, in Fort Augustus (Scotland) I paid for the beer with Gibraltar pounds. They were not too happy to take them though..
@bluyt4947 Жыл бұрын
He makes us laugh at ourselves! Love it !My Irish best friend always told me ,when I was being stupid ,to “ get over yourself ! I learned to laugh at myself !
@englishmaninfrance6615 жыл бұрын
Simply the best :)
@charlottecolley8713 Жыл бұрын
Just brilliant! Love his take off being Scottish too ....
@AuntK684 жыл бұрын
Just a normal Thursday, watching some random KZbin, and suddenly there's Gregor Edmunds! Thank you!!! 😍😍😍
@cisium11844 жыл бұрын
I'm in the States and I've actually heard of Greg Edmunds. He comes over to Highland Games here sometimes and challenges people to tests of strength.
@ewaalicja13 жыл бұрын
She is hilarious 🤣 just love his jokes and the way he is telling them 😂😂😂
@Keisuke_op2 ай бұрын
I speak English as second language. The first time I encountered the term ‘legal tender’ was indeed when I was given Scottish bank notes working at a pub.
@hughtempleton86403 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant
@LifeInStone4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😂 👍🏽 FYI - Kilt and Bagpipes came to Scotland 🏴 from Ireland 🇮🇪 our Irish cousins.
@jameshepburn814 жыл бұрын
Bagpipes are originally from the middle east and the kilt is Scottish.
@SE77ENGaming5 жыл бұрын
Mark Speight in the audience. RIP.
@user-zj7cs2bc2i4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant ! 😆😆😆😆😆😆👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
@janewebb34774 жыл бұрын
Michael is the best skipper, ever! Love it
@liamcampbell55522 жыл бұрын
I'm Scottish and can confirm this is so true 🤣
@DTavona4 жыл бұрын
Scot-free -- This idiom comes from the old English word sceot, meaning a 'tax', and entered directly from the Old Norse word "skot." (Remember those pesky Norse and Danes used to run around England.) People were scot-free if they didn't have to pay the tax. Nicely done!
@christinecarrick43523 жыл бұрын
Tax in (modern) Swedish = Skatt
@cooglerHere Жыл бұрын
thanks, that's cool to know. Wish there were more things in life Scot-free.
@KittyNeptune3 жыл бұрын
I'm English and once got a Scottish note out a cash machine and was like "aw dats pretty" then I was "ah fuk."
@MrVidification5 жыл бұрын
Michael's father was a Canadian of Scottish descent who wrote Kenny Everett episodes, hence his surname
@MrVidification4 жыл бұрын
@Alan Cogan 'Ray' Cameron was his stage name, he only used his middle name. His full name was Thomas Cameron McIntyre. His stand up routine is quite similar I suppose
@richard64404 жыл бұрын
Gregor's father, Douglas was the World Caber Tossing Champion in the 1970s and wrote an autobiography titled "The World's Greatest Tosser".
@lindab83974 жыл бұрын
It rolls of his tongue so easily 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Amazing Micheal 👍💋
@lindab83973 жыл бұрын
Nobody makes me laugh as much as Michael . He is just so clever . Can watch his shows one after the other 😬❤️
@Another_taco.Yes_please2 жыл бұрын
Love it!
@rumi90054 жыл бұрын
A 'scotch egg' is actually a hard boiled egg covered in sausage meat, breaded and deep fried so that the sausage meat is cooked through. A guilty treat, for sure. But, like most guilty treats, profoundly excellent