Teenage Easter | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@JJJJ-dc3np]

"there was a time in my life I wouldn't have told anybody I just had some yogurt. Especially a man". That hits 1 billion original sentences spoken by Theo which have never been said before.

[@josh-ll]

"Im surprised satan hasnt opened that lil tuna can"

[@jamiehall-hanlon3104]

“Especially a man” icing on the cake.

[@briananderson2035]

Lmao. Facts

[@iAMitUnot]

@@bunnygirls556 I couldn’t have said it better myself.

[@peppermintnightmare4741]

GangGang

[@lori-lr6gi]

There's not another person on the planet that has this level of originality. A total gem ❤️

[@Luke-ofStoke-Factor]

Riff Raff.

[@bitcornisbitcornandidontca5676]

Gang gang doggie

[@peppermintnightmare4741]

@Lucas Van I loved that episode. They're totally on the same wavelength. Riff didn't come off as douchey as I thought he is, in that episode.

[@Luke-ofStoke-Factor]

@@peppermintnightmare4741 riff raff is swag. And FUN.

[@ryankelly1840]

@@Luke-ofStoke-Factor need another collab fashoooo

[@alfredoma5015]

Shouts to Riley man, it takes courage to talk about his dating woes. Stand up individual. Don’t bust his balls so much Theo lol he’s got a pure heart

[@johnnie543]

Riley Mau is a Christian knight whose path to righteousness will not be swayed by some heathen harlot bruh

[@grantrichardson2896]

The UNBUSTABLE Riley Mao!! Man… I’m ready for an episode that starts “by popular demand my next guest is….” And then we get a whole solid hour and a half of Theo and Riley! That would be upstairs af.

[@dalekay9ine]

THIS.

[@AngPMira]

Finding out that Mr. Riley Mao is on the pod today is like seeing Precious on Good Morning America. Praise God!

[@evanwall7589]

PTL baby

[@jpk9902]

I will be inside Riley

[@enochkilo5320]

@@jpk9902 nice bedside manner there

[@dismaldice3045]

@@jpk9902 ….

[@LBTennis]

Every episode is like a new Theo Special. For free

[@auroraborealis13579]

Right?! How the fuck does he do it??

[@docjohnson1]

And funnier then his special

[@mcnell311]

And waaaay better than his standup

[@emmajayne682]

Amen 🙏🏻 to that

[@abri11tino]

“She was at a church and somebody stole a wheel from her car.” “Jesus take the wheel, baby” I almost blew Gatorade out my nose

[@carlzmossberg5438]

It got me too. Lmfao

[@W0lf]

I bloody died laughing

[@a-q9414]

Man theo is quick. Like a squirrel to a nut daddy

[@kodykindrick6358]

Same bruh 😆

[@jeffreyrobert3342]

Gang

[@ZombieGameAreMe]

The love Theo has for Riley is so funny its next level when he asks about the dates

[@RyanZe89]

Theo is one of the only people that can take me out of a negative headspace. I pray you start to believe in yourself the way we believe in you. Love you. Gang gang

[@jonlucas6124]

Word I'm thankful theo makes himself vulnerable for others to connect with him. He has helped me thru the day so many times.

[@bloatedcorpse2728]

same here man. i love him 😭

[@mattrim8657]

Gang

[@peppermintnightmare4741]

GangGang

[@ashleymeggan]

True.

[@PWS859]

Can we just take a second to imagine Riley and Theo interacting off camera. Before the cameras start rolling. Amazing.

[@tonysloan2535]

Theo and Riley’s interactions are always so funny for no reason

[@markonino12]

Why? Cuz he's a Simp? ND u can relate to that

[@LauraHopkins]

"Don't look inside your body to complete a recipe for children." is the fuckin funniest thing I've ever heard. Shit, I needed that! Thanks man. For everything. Gang gang

[@cajunrando2556]

It's a lot less funny if you read the story. And I can laugh at damned near anything. Those people need to be shot.

[@jakelehigh8791]

Right⁉️ he knows how to break it down

[@moneyhoney606]

i was so worried about riley, glad he's still around

[@bdoginit]

Yeah too bad his girl rejected him cause of car trouble. That’s a pretty hard one to handle

[@Freemouse159]

I had a girl once who broke it off cos she took a wrong turn once, car troubles man.

[@markonino12]

Ya he's gonna off himself soon mark my words

[@markonino12]

Rilyes deleting all my comments lmaob

[@CCitis]

I have no idea how this man just sits here and talks about life... but has me absolutely rolling on the floor laughing. Theo, keep grindin baby.

[@GraveyardGod6]

i love how riley was sittin there thinkin “did she really have good intentions?”

[@Twirlingbarbie]

Sometimes its like we are reading Theo's diary "Dear diary, today I ate yoghurt"

[@larrybrown1789]

On the solo podcast I’ve always thought It’s like a mix between a Diary & Emotional Captains log. Always makes for good mood and emotions.

[@sierramalpass9876]

I love that you said yoghurt!

[@tkrs5461]

It really is.. and I’ve never expressed my irrational dislike for yogurt like this man but he said it

[@JRC_86]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this is one of the top TPW openings ever. The yogurt rant combined with the titty powder was just damn epic 🤣 WTF - You're the best Theo. Thank you. ONWARD to 1 million subs.

[@tensinkano6888]

Between them hammertime front yams, ya know, them yogurt wagons baby 🤣 Theo is the best at alternate names

[@the.shotgun.approach]

Totally! I had to rewind and hear it again I was so mystified.

[@Hspookyy]

28:15

[@NoBeunoPendejo]

AGGREEDD! Hilarious and the terms he was coming up for her boobs was 💋👌and as a woman whose heard it all... it was just uniquley artistic! He def made it easy to visualize... Starting at 2:45 Theo elaborates on this womans Bangers, her damn front honeys, like a couple of damn freakin milk bears and how they were just getting ready for spring! How they were just a couple of Big White mobey dicks and how she put powder between those premier bunnies baby, those hammertime front yams!? That last one made me laugh the hardest... I mean........ wtf? 😭😆 Where does he even come up with these things? You GOTTA Love Theo's mind! Gang Gang!

[@NoBeunoPendejo]

It's not what Theo says but how he says it... his delivery is so unique! I think that's probably the best description for his comedy style. Uniquely Theo. I mean... You or I could say exactly what he says but it would never be as funny! Never.

[@sixstringblues06]

"Yogurt wagons, milk bears, McNodules" lol Im amazed at his hilarious names hee comes up with

[@caseycrow4000]

Incredible honestly. I’m always surprised at what he comes up with.

[@sixstringblues06]

@@caseycrow4000 I agree lol he is a treasure

[@BryanB.C]

I was dying wit Yogurt Wagons lmao

[@dogbackwards33]

I got to meet you Theo and when I did, I said "You are so Loved." I meant that so much! All your fans are good people and I am so grateful.

[@keithstapleton2087]

Awake from having a bad night. It's 4am here in Washington. Thank you for posting bro, been in some hard times amd this helped me laugh and get my minf off some stuff. Thank you theo and thank you comment section. Yall are the most supportive

[@wendyhodge5550]

Hopefully your feeling better today. Theo is my go to therapy 💯❤️

[@sideways1486]

In Washington here too! Stay strong my brotha gang gang

[@Phlayr]

🙏🏼

[@sequoiastreet9872]

I’m also having a hard time right now and this episode helped. Whenever I’m struggling I try to stick to just basics, food, water, communication. Hope everything works out for you. Best of luck

[@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679]

This one was especially good with theos comedy jazz. Thats what i feel like his comedy is like when hes at his best. I was having a lot of physical pain today. Put this on earlier. Tried to get more comfy and was able to take a nap as the pain subsided a little bit. Comedy is good medicine.

[@JesterBox96]

My rotors are bad so I can’t fall in love 😂😂😂 this man leaves us with golden lines every time

[@seancov3441]

Poor Riley, the kids getting the old “car problems” excuse… happens to the best of us…

[@textme9473]

HELLO 👋 HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY 💙WRITE💙💙ME💙💙ON💙💙WHATSAPP💙⁺⁺⑴⑻⑺0⑷0⑼⑴⑷⑼⑶

[@charlottewilmore7074]

Or it just happens to the worst of y’all.. she threw the book of bad excuses at ol Riley

[@larrybrown1789]

Much needed TPW soul session, lone early morning hitter with the Rat Daddy. Gang Gang

[@dogbackwards33]

anyone else notice he frequently mentions JAPAN?

[@Hspookyy]

28:15

[@marcusperry9481]

Theo is getting way better pulling answers out of Riley. Haha.. He's giving him "number of words" goals now.. love it. :-)

[@cubalutionmr8584]

When I heard Devins call it gave me goosebumps. I too went through the worst heart break and survived a motorcycle accident last year. Thank you theo for bringing a smile to people that need it the most. Gang gang

[@yurinoworry]

Havent gotten to that part yet but sadly reminded of my buddy who passed away after a motorcycle accident :( RIP Jack Eason.

[@Missperidoteyes11]

@@yurinoworry I'm sorry for your loss, I wish u & the rest of his loved ones the best💛

[@cubalutionmr8584]

@@yurinoworry I'm sorry to hear. Rest in paradise.

[@ericmilton2324]

Riley is as pure as it gets boy. Using a CRJ song to express ya hearts professions!? Thats unadulterated love bruh

[@BryanB.C]

“You want a decent amount of women” wise words always by Theo.

[@mitchellharrison136]

Funniest ever. “If a girl 6’5 she damn can barely keep her eyes open sometimes”- Theo Von

[@UppingDowners]

Them little ones got that fire 🔥 in them lol 😂

[@CCitis]

The gas can't get up there... I was loling so hard hahaha

[@jmaice83616]

Man, when Theo said "Jesus take the Wheel." After Riley Mau told him that the girl he asked out got her wheel stolen. I was cooking a burger in my kitchen and I literally just dropped to the floor because I was laughing so hard. That joke kind of wrote itself, let's be honest, but at the same time it takes a genius like Theo to actually Say it out loud! 😆😂🤣😭

[@johnwoods5095]

I was sitting on the toilet watching and laughed so hard at Jesus take the wheel I started pooping out last months dinner

[@gottakeeponrisin]

Just woke up, TPW dropped, today is gonna be a good day. Thanks Theo!

[@nomad2076]

I just wrote the same thing 🤣

[@princevegeta-son]

I ain't been to sleep, I'M UP STAIRS

[@SkilledFloorGuy]

Damn straight, gang

[@dsper7640]

Facts

[@SevenHunnid]

When i look at the top & see all the succesful people.. there is NO mexicans 😩I review weed products on my KZbin channel .. tryna make it out💯

[@goonwhiteboy]

Feel kinda bad for my boy Riley Mau - he really did well to put himself out there. Glad he's staying healthy tho and hope he one day will find a nice christian baddie. Gotta love tha guy, praise Jesus

[@jacobharbert4332]

I love how theo is slowly pulling riley out of his own ass. Finally got the boy breathin and speakn. Much love Von

[@emackz8206]

I’m so glad I found Theo in the past year man the amount of laughter and emotional therapy damn near is crazy. Theo you are doing something right man like u said u are on to something man n it beautiful gang gang

[@expressionlessd6694]

Theo hit gold with Riley bruh

[@lukebryer1536]

Hell yes ! Theo in the morning is a proper way to start any day. Much love brother

[@jetorixjones]

Riley could feed the world with the s-cakes he's got stored up.

[@camsovde8063]

The day Theo makes Riley Mau laugh is the day the world ends

[@hotspotteaco.1675]

That's one of my favorite things when Theo chats with the incredibly authentic Riley. Nothing makes the Theo pause shine more brilliantly than that. There is something special about that Riley.

[@HoneyDJeong]

He seems to be in a better place emotionally and I'm happy for him!

[@moriyokiri3229]

I just moved into a new apartment last week and it's a duplex so I am officially UPSTAIRS if you need me baby! Gang gang!

[@MrsRobinson0741]

Sadly her rejections sounded like excuses…her putting her head on his shoulder could definitely send him mixed messages. Wish him luck!

[@Ryan-gc8xk]

Been sober 1 month thank you for helping me

[@larrybrown1789]

Congratulations good for you, stay strong and safe. Day by day

[@dbeck82]

Awesome!

[@alivecityband]

Theo is an absolute genius. Thank you for all that you do! I like the podcast even more than the specials, it’s so off the cuff and witty and quick!!

[@9xxDARKMIDGETxx9]

“ at least put on the wipers to create some sort of movement “ LMFAO

[@tammyjanssens5863]

Keeping Riley Mao is genius 🤣

[@BenLawesy]

Jesus take the wheel is my favourite Theo joke to date

[@YusefGof]

Love ya Theo. Keep making peoples lives better and remember that anytime you’re feeling down. You deserve all of the happiness you give others

[@tsering2342]

Theo given life lessons to Riley like he’s his North Korean pen pal 😂❤️

[@beatleviking89]

Riley and Theo balance each other out perfectly

[@danmorse2002]

I loved yogurt growing up…. Then one day it just grossed me out… years later I tried Greek yogurt. I now eat at least 2 a day. Whole new world.

[@MAGACUNTREEEEEEE]

Yoplait used to slap as a kid, I can't remember the last time I ate yogurt.

[@Ruckus333]

@@jovanka--------3413 looking to get banned? I think you'll get your wish Randy!

[@DanielBarron45]

Same. Maybe its a normal cycle.

[@shsnrod17]

20:25 - 29:45 Is exactly why Theo is the best interviewer. Couldn't stop laughing haha

[@fishwithlegs7409]

Jesus loves you Theo. Be careful with all those dirt serpents in the bad guy club. Stay strong.

[@lexig3503]

Omg don’t make Riley elaborate anymore on reasons why that girl didn’t want him- my heart can’t take it! Poor Riley - god please no one ever quote a Carly Rae Jensen song to ask me out.

[@katelynbrown98]

That poor boy sounded so nervous. Lol.

[@katelynbrown98]

Does he not believe in masturbation?

[@Eltopshottah]

This guy is a gem

[@montueswedthursfri]

bless Riley's soul lol. I actually think him and Theo work strangely perfectly together, only because Theo knows how to talk to him and react

[@timmorrell9828]

The outdoors or indoors question will always instantly crack me up lmfao love you Theo this was a great episode had me laughing the whole time

[@legacyrant5826]

Theo starting off with that yogurt hitter.

[@CezaMVO]

Each time I see a solo episode, In the back of my head I hope that Riley is going to pop up. I love how theo doesn't introduce him, just starts talking and then they randomly pan in his direction. Mua is on the prowl.

[@joseph6929]

The dudes that call into theos show are such chill salt of the earth guys

[@mark7324]

Love you Theo, so glad you're back

[@rossanaflores03]

“Dammnnn Big Dog you are saving that thing boy ” !!! MY GOD!!! hahahhaha

[@hiupjosh]

Theo telling Riley that closing your eyes after you say something is homoerotic IS WHAT THEO DO

[@cjbernardo93]

“My blinker doesn’t work so I can’t date you… my rotors are bad so I can’t fall in love” 🤣😭😭

[@braydenharrison3952]

What a way to start my workday, a fresh solo hitter, yessssssirrr. Syndrome looks like it’s in remission this morning Theo looking good!

[@bunnygirls556]

*Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@ecpcrew1]

These are the best, when he wants to be here for us and we encourage we are the ones that need him. Gang baby PTL

[@nomad2076]

TPW drops the same time my alarm goes off? Todays gonna be a good day.

[@condorcoaching8267]

Possibly the quickest wordsmith on the planet. Theo is a true gem.

[@shampowpants6058]

Had me in tears laughing over the car trouble can’t be in love part 😂 Thank you Theo, I haven’t laughed like that in a while 🥲

[@smasherpump9447]

I am only referring to my jizz as “wiener fentanyl” from now on 😂 bro you got me DYING every single solo episode you put out is fire

[@aidencashy6727]

“It was like her tits were vapin’ bruh” absolutely hilarious! Theo is the improv king, even if it’s written it just looks so off the cuff. Too good 👌🏻

[@elvisj.2443]

“Jesus take the wheel” 💀😂😂😂

[@cdedmongolf]

When I get up and see a solo podcast I know today will be good

[@rulonholcomb6568]

You ever walked in on him on accident or something, or bumped into him real hard and he came or something. 😂 🤣🤣🤣best ending of a podcast.

[@dannemannen18]

Riley is growing. More into the conversation etc. I hope he finds a nice girl.

[@frankiemuniz9679]

That initial sound that came out your mouth was a sound of a lion waking up from a nap. Rawr on big cat ✨

[@nickystixxx2481]

jesus take the wheel, had me dying after riley saying her wheel was stolen at church

[@jasonclarkston2893]

DAMN IT MAN!!!! I'm from Lexington and I was totally unaware you were here!!! I went all the way to Cincinnati last year to see you and I could of drove 10 minutes down the road to see you in Lexington. COVID has gotten me out of the habit of paying attention to local events. I'm sad.

[@justinbrown7048]

His interactions with riley mau...fking hilarious

[@sylasmalone6126]

The most awkward conversations I've ever heard from 2 humans.

[@justinbrown7048]

@@sylasmalone6126 n theo can still make magic happen .even talking to someone as unfunny. Maelencoly type dude as riley ..theo tha.GOAT

[@devereauxemerson8057]

I love how theos been slowly chipping away at Riley Mao and slowly getting him to open up and be more comfortable

[@susanhowie2796]

I love waking up to Theo. ❤️

[@thexpectationsable]

"A strong wind comes up your spine and you're gonna be waterin the pants" lol God he's the best

[@SoundRayStudio1]

Theo is asking dude questions about his date like he's reading a 50 shades of Grey.

[@ryantrautmann6060]

He did not say “them frontbags” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love you theo

[@beaverw270]

Hey buddy remember me yelling darrel strawberry at the show? You literally gave me one of the best experience of my life regardless of how you thought the crowd responded. You have to remember its a small town half the crowd were dudes gfs that probably did know who you were. Please dont let it make you not wanna come back man. Come on man.

[@beaverw270]

Didnt know*

[@sweggatronthemighty6351]

Be whow Zhu hoody St Augustine

[@31ktiffany]

i want to have theo's level of interest with whoever he is talking to, man literally seems so fascinated by conversations and wants to know every detail. it's very wholesome

[@Ramboskates85]

Happy Mardi Gras Theo!! Watching and listening on the way to the parades!

[@bunnygirls556]

*Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@brianakennedy1594]

“i need new rotors so i can’t fall in love” 😭😭😭

[@gourmethotdog]

Riley is gonna find a girl worthy of him soon! Hang in there Riley!

[@BackTaWork]

First minute of this episode tells me this one is a HIT already.

[@macgarcia3682]

“But that’s crime, that doesn’t have anything to do with y’all’s feelings I feel like” - Theo

[@jaredm8351]

people who hate on Riley are really missing out on the most natural form of comedy...this dude and theos exchanges are so fucking funny

[@falasteeny2745]

I for one thank you for being so honest about yogurt! Means the world to me! Lol

[@jessschwepp5142]

How are Theo and Riley complete opposites and both wholesome

[@twalters6551]

It's funny your talking about how similar the fans are I always feel like I relate to Theo more then I do people in my actual life

[@johannscholtemeyer2358]

"Jesus take the wheel" almost pissed my pants 🤣🤣

[@Welcome-oj4qs]

We all love you Theo always appreciate you just being you

[@textme9473]

HELLO 👋 HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY 💙WRITE💙💙ME💙💙ON💙💙WHATSAPP💙⁺⁺⑴⑻⑺0⑷0⑼⑴⑷⑼⑶

[@mosval8985]

I really needed this. The dark arts r hittin hard rn. Stay up y’all. Gang

[@Jasmination21]

Riley: “She was at a church and they stole her wheel” Theo: “Jesus take the weheeeeel” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@larrybrown1789]

That’s God reaching out to give that your at my house instant don’t be using and abusing my boy Riley karma.

[@masick1107]

9 almonds and 2 yogurts will be rapper names eventually

[@brohawk7395]

Coffee and Theo in the morning...Giddy Up 😎👍🏼

[@patrickwright4440]

"I don't really have any other choice I don't think, but to be where I'm at in my life." Damn, that shit hits