The San Francisco Sleepwalker

Theo has a run in with a Sleepwalker while staying in San Francisco for Clusterfest
FULL EPISODE: • San Fran Sleepwalkers ...
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[@miriamzepeda6445]

“Dashing through the snow ❄️” now I don’t hear that phrase the same way

[@dwightwest2885]

I lost it when he said that

[@steelecan]

miriam zepeda that was funny

[@julianaespezido-lewis4604]

Same, same. 🤣😂

[@Sweetteatn615]

And it's not even a seasonal thing 😂😂😂

[@deezlesteezle]

Mama mia!

[@sixstringblues06]

"we heard em in the other room you know, dashing through the snow" dude this guy speaks on another level

[@RaspySquares]

This is a good guy to float the river with

[@Papajankypot]

RaspySquares yea, but he's sober.... That might work out for the best though.

[@evanabbott2737]

Ohh yeah! I would totally float along with this dude.😁👍

[@Huskinmatt]

Fuckin wake em up and shut it down- ain’t no good ever comes from some sleep wackiness. Sleep horny frumpkinatas don’t fall into a mans lap like that without some serious premeditated Kung foolishness

[@coolkid9967]

@@Huskinmatt sick bars

[@codeypendent1899]

Pillow case full of deer antlers. That has to be the best metaphor I have ever heard. Nails it and is incredibly accurate

[@zacklance7798]

O C no you don’t

[@sainthardcorps]

the fact he said that (and everything else) with a straight face, legendary

[@Huskinmatt]

Girls with a little bit of herumphf to em ... remain superior to bag of antler bones beaches in 2021

[@benaskrensintellect332]

It cant be the best metaphor u ever heard dude. Its a similie..u and 61 ppl r as dumb as a rock ....(another similie) your ignorance is a smelly lake. A metaphor. Lol gang boi

[@Koolstorybro765]

Theo Von is the funniest dude I’ve ever heard. This guy is a legend.

[@jacobtaylor3598]

Funniest man I've ever heard just talking naturally. Amazing. Theo will be one of the best in 5-10 years.

[@kcaa2766]

Jacob Taylor him and Patrice. Just speak funnier shit than most can write. Including themselves sometimes.

[@irietropicals4255]

Bill Burr too

[@tjlimehouse]

This comment looking smarter and smarter as time goes on lmao. Good take

[@jasperpuccinelli5856]

One of the best yet the industry sleeps

[@peacockryan]

this comment aged well.

[@IAmKrow]

I love how he often speaks in colorful, hilarious and downright surreal imagery. Love Theo, bless his heart

[@Archonsx]

a true poet

[@kylieshaye6562]

He really is good at describing things in a way that no one else would

[@praisethesun69]

She's goldilockin'!

[@hmaxum1037]

knight solaire 😂

[@Huskinmatt]

Frumpkins ... Neanderthalstress

[@rupertwallace9774]

Does anyone else think he's going to be huge in a few years

[@peteredwards9837]

Rupert Wallace more like this year

[@zacklance7798]

More like. Now my guys Theo is blowing UP

[@CobDaGOAT]

Hes the best comedian ever, dont @ me

[@maxmizur4962]

We’ll see if he can get another special out, or find another medium like the podcasts to chase. Hard to tell if someone can write content every year you know? I can’t imagine getting an act right and then you do the special and it’s all done.

[@punisher00109]

this year or next for sure. dude needs a TV show or something IMO. him and Chris D'elia could cohost some shit

[@emilyzisman]

"San Francisco has mastered the art of homelessness." Yep.

[@matthewalkman386]

not necessarily a bad thing, having a "home" is overrated, a debt magnet, and sucks happiness with the illusion that its a signal of success.

[@emilyzisman]

@@matthewalkman386 I don't disagree with the philosophy, but you are speaking of and about individuals who have the luxury of choosing not to have a conventional home. The reality is that most homeless people do not have the choice because they don't have the resources.

[@matthewalkman386]

@@emilyzisman you said "luxury" - having a home isnt a luxury, you are missing my point completely and dont get it. There is no luxury in having a home - its an illusion of happiness. If you were to hand them all a home, there is no guarantee it will provide happiness - its just another material thing.

[@coralreefer4602]

Sleep trespassing lmao

[@hmaxum1037]

Coral Reefer who she working for? 😂

[@cosmoseinfeld1]

I love Theo Von. I'm from Northern Ireland and I've found my new favourite comedian

[@youtubedrifter5594]

Glenn Burton: You know what’s interesting? Competence inspires confidence no matter where you’re from. People pick up on it no matter the language you speak or the region you’re from. It’s something that transcends culture. By the by I spent about 6 months in Shannon Ireland 🇮🇪 great people great culture. But also very Homogeneous. Just not in a bad way. Hospitality and Truth are culturally ingrained in the Irish.

[@raisingradicals5564]

Like makin' love to a pillowcase fulla deer antlers 😂🦌

[@ITSSKUDDUMMY]

"She's sleep trespassing and she might be working for the devil" LMFAO Theo you funny as fuck

[@JordanRey]

Pillowcase full of deer antlers. I almost died laughing.

[@jitsroller]

Another comedian years ago, cant recalled his name, said having sex with a skinny girl is like jumping in bed with a pillow case full of hangers.

[@infintiyward]

@@jitsroller think it was jim norton

[@jitsroller]

@@infintiyward Now you have me trying to remember it's not Jim Norton because hes my age I'm 54 and I was just a kid watching it on the improv when I heard the guy say it. It's trivial have a great day.

[@xh0rn3rx]

I see the genious of your comedy. You re not so caught up in being all existential amd profound. Like when you don't know the word or what you talk about you explain in an extremely funny weird simple way that we can all relate. You re doing nothing but being yourself. Not tryna impress anyone just doin yo thang dawg. Reminds me of how me amd my stoner friends convos would go in high school haha

[@evanabbott2737]

I just came across Theo about a year ago now, and I am glad to know about one of the best stand up comedians working today. The guy is totally unique and in comedic genius territory for sure.🤔👍

[@nutsbutdum]

If you're going to San Francisco...be sure to watch out for hotel frumpkins!

[@peterbiltx5000]

I got hit on by one of them frumpkins...

[@sanderayala7689]

What are frumpkins?

[@thenameisbombe]

Man Theo says the most intriguing, off the wall shit. 😆 gotta love em

[@sainthardcorps]

the subtle jokes are so good, he almost hides these brilliant little jokes. So much better when you have to work for it

[@someguy6924]

Theo literally the best story teller I’ve ever heard. Comedic intelligence is off the charts

[@hmaxum1037]

I had to pause this multiple times while listening at work. I was trying so hard not to laugh that my eyes were hurting from the tear refusal.

[@evanabbott2737]

Theo is like, comedically dangerous! He can make you laugh yourself to death!😁👍

[@vitocorleone1462]

Dashing through the snow. Dude that's hilarious

[@EpicGamer-ko4wr]

Theo is new to me but I’m hooked! I love the way his brain works! He’s hilarious and his comedy gets me through the day!

[@tredar22able]

Theo saying I don't know who she was working for had me on the fucking floor laughing

[@60withGod]

“I don’t know who she’s working for maybe the devil” 😂😂

[@whatistau]

Theo is like a walking Chuck Palachniuk book

[@Stephen_Eee]

Your not supposed to wake them coz if they're a dream warrior, they might be bringing Freddy Cruger out

[@codydigital2860]

Pillowcase full of deer antlers LOL saved the best for last.

[@kasiecastleberry]

😑🙏🏼... Speaking of dark arts.

[@idkwefr1751]

Your channel description fucks me

[@kasiecastleberry]

Midnight in the Bay Podcast Oh, 100%..

[@Rob88]

Gang gang.

[@kasiecastleberry]

Brian Brian Word.. Alright then.

[@dagger_dick9741]

Brian Brian jeez Brian you need to get out alittle bit homeboy

[@jerrynadler2883]

Bro the deer antler part, like that's exactly how a super skinny girl feels, these metaphors are crazy.

[@VinnieVega]

Theo my guy, I’m loving this come up you got going on bro, been following you for a while ever since you was truckin those hamps through the city lmao

[@kelbinskater]

She out here “goldy lockin “

[@steveishot]

this boy gifted with a touch of 'tism

[@jackmehoff3253]

This needs to be part of the next special

[@clavididk1236]

Theo my brah always got that hittah brah

[@queenanstation8852]

Like a nocturnal Carl lewis-theo von🤣🤣💯

[@BaronVonBlair]

Sans casa, ha!

[@ccdevall]

I have never laughed so much in my life! Amazing storyteller! Love the Von!

[@MatthewStout]

Theo practicing them dark arts in the dark lighting.

[@angelinaandersonbaires7702]

I remember watching Theo on a TV show along time ago. He was great on that show. Keep your chin up Love 😘. Your honesty is freaking great!!!

[@kylieshaye6562]

FRONT BOOTY someone needs to list all these theo-isms and make it into a book. I will buy one for everyone I know and donate to every library within 200 miles of me.

[@tylerbarnette3769]

Can't wait to see you July 21😂😂 always hit your podcast up when welding

[@duckettmusic469]

Tyler Barnette dude same here

[@AliRastegari]

Theo's mind lives in 5th dimension

[@peapool5420]

Some little muppet Neanderthals

[@dylanvanhoorne3191]

Pick up sticks hahahahahaha

[@shootits48]

Tickle that nickle

[@JamesSmith-vk2ky]

This guy is really good.

[@OvoZhi]

Not for nothing theo is my new favorite, I have a lot of old timers in the south who can cure depression with the shit they say just like theo

[@justinhoule8141]

"This lady is sleep tresspassing" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO I just died

[@ItsSortaNerdy]

Peepin out the blinds 💀💀💀💀💀

[@steelecan]

Your stories be hilarious! Love listening to you on the way to work. Start my day off laughing!

[@lhumbertogomez5180]

Rahshan Hayes For reals..! Theo is my go to guy when ever I’m feelin down..!

[@theogate-snipyninja9556]

Whole lot of gang shit going on in Theos life

[@Sweetteatn615]

I sleepwalk and it is not a fun issue to deal with. I've been woken up while I was sleepwalking and I thought I was gonna have a heart attack because as soon as I came to, I panicked hard and had tons of adrenaline. It's also embarrassing when you do shit in your sleep and people are making fun of you for things you had no idea you were doing.

[@raidanshamsan5444]

This man is a genius 😂

[@skymarriot]

LMAO " jingle bells on his wrist". Im Dead! Man, your mind is magnificent. San FranWeirdo is a crummy place.

[@georgelackman3374]

no human has ever made me laugh out loud so hard and so often. fuck yes theo

[@slimeballz]

😂😂😂 I don't mind that grizzle Youza a fool with it!!!

[@christophermurphy8910]

For as good as he is at coming up with funny ass material off the top of his head, You'd think he would have a new hour out by now. I can't wait for it!

[@divinagracegunn3245]

I wanna hang out with you..

[@hiskishow]

Pillowcase full of deer antlers. Omg. 😂😂

[@joonbug13]

I still can’t believe I watched this kid on MTV RoadRules like 16 years ago.

[@SunderBlue22]

330 is the witching hr bru

[@tendency2watch]

Dashin through the snow 😂😂😂

[@PoppaGrande333]

2nd Level Dark Arts!!!

[@gnarhound]

I want hitter briefs foo!!!

[@Allplussomeminus]

Very subtle high frequency accompanied with your talking. Can't hear it unless you talk.

[@jeniferred3733]

This is my favorite, now!

[@beyondthepines9802]

More Stevie Starlight. You two are majestic together

[@reggiechapman7275]

Wait so nobody thought about that? how will a dart knock someone out who is already sleep? Theo might be a genius

[@oc4026]

I did this once. I was about 8 years old, completely naked and walked out of my hotel room in the Dominican Republic at 3am. Woke up in the lift and shat myself.

[@Lonestar512]

Sounds transcendent

[@dkm5816]

The uncle story lmao top tier

[@darkjester2713]

She musta been grooving on seroquel lol... Theo is the Master ..his life is his shtick ..Best comic kicking IMO

[@Davidonspecialk1]

hanging labidos from every street lamp hahaha

[@pennycolquitt2595]

Sleep-lockin’

[@karlsenlarsen]

"Like that nocturnal Carl Lewis you know". Theo is that word magician for real, truly gifted brother.

[@stephenallen3472]

Pay the light bill boiiii

[@jg1019]

When I was a little kid I sleep walked into the neighbors apartment. Down 3 flights of stairs through 2 locked doors. the neighbors gave me a glass of Kool aid and called my parents.

[@WanderingBat]

Dashing through the snow 😂😂😂😂

[@JamesBongo]

Jingle bells on his wrist lol

[@theomalan3699]

Every Dude called Theo is Flippen Awesome! Bow down to the Theo's Humans!

[@tennisjiujitsu]

That grissle 😂😂😂

[@NeuKrofta]

"hey jackass, shut it down" LMFAO

[@stephensilascovell3537]

I’m from Covington, La where he grew up and I get a kick out of him talking about shit around here

[@tomm_m_m6378]

This is hilarious

[@jlee1936]

This chick is goldielockin 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@phenomenalwoman6111]

You are really rambling your ass off in the beginning lol

[@rjchavers9267]

I just saw a pretty man with a pretty mullet at Walmart and all I could think of was Theo.

[@twentyfoursevensmoke]

onward

[@julianaespezido-lewis4604]

This bitch out here Goldie-lockin’ 😂😭 LMFAO this is great.

[@cryptostonker6137]

ahhahahahaha dashing trought the snow hahahahah

[@epoch1054]

bookcase full deer antlers

[@dizzychizzy1]

This guy is a TripPa.".... Total space cadet

[@bmoneybby]

Theo fucking funny

[@huckleberrinabear8328]

Yes fuckn wake them up gently!

[@BurnedSpace]

“this is MeToo central”

[@ryannorton1367]

Good shit for real...lol.... She's overmethed and taking her sleep where...the...fuk....ever....she owns you boy... Shouldn't have went for that cig man... 😂

[@BNG1Fdarest]

Too funny

[@jaredwolfe4042]

Ambien

[@hgraham1836]

Haaahahah dashing thru the snow

[@dogmosatchmo]

A smoothie...I'm gonna have to try that