Theo Von on Old School Love

[@TheoVonClips]

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[@gazpearce3700]

Serious brother you are the funniest bloke on the net would love to meet U one day when we can come over there, my Roo isn't a good swimmer 😂😂😂 and you should do a shit load more poetry at the end of yr shows can't stop laughing fucken hilarious brother thank you

[@janelwilliams9144]

Hi!! I love you Theo!! up at 6am just havin' fun with my crippling anxiety and depression ....don't know what I'd do without stand-up and without Theo-there IS no comedy for me....gang gang fam✌🏽💚💚✌🏽

[@finchisneat]

I doubt Theo checks these msgs but when you coming to Phoenix man?

[@derekblanchard4495]

@@gazpearce3700 I don’t know

[@Joshua.2303]

I swear he starts most his sentences not knowing how they’re gonna end but he just rolls with it

[@allegorx58]

yep that’s his schtick

[@LeaveChrisAlone18]

Lmao

[@johnathonmcdaniel751]

That's a Louisiana thing I bet Phil anselmo does the same thing my old man did that too

[@samuelstalcup]

Oh for sure

[@detekodom7017]

I bet this comment is on literally every one of his videos

[@Western-Supremacist]

Theo's a poetic soul in a hillbilly's body. And it works.

[@ModernGentleman]

Nick, you look as much a hillbilly as Theo does 😄

[@Western-Supremacist]

@@ModernGentleman I often describe myself as a Hillbilly! I love big trucks, big knives, big guns, and big tits! Although when I say that with my English accent its even funnier, haha. I was born in the wrong country.

[@vladtheinhaler8940]

🤣🤣🤣

[@classified9885]

His word play phenomenal. Like Mark Twain from the wrong side of the tracks.

[@carolinagirl7596]

I love that! He should use that sometime.

[@darian.the.barbarian]

Other side. Nothing wrong about it

[@comfykeegs]

Mark Twang baby

[@dirtdirtdirtiest9607]

"Snowmeo and Achew-liet" no one is quicker than Theo

[@John-bh9to]

That myth-amphetamine

[@zackjacobson1987]

That blanco uptop

[@ruanniemann2604]

He's clearly hacking at this stage, clearly hacking. Like an aimbot.

[@louiefelipemurphy]

"No snowmo, but I think about Canada.. sometimes I'll just lay in bed and I'll just think about damn Canada bruh"

[@stylesab9]

Theo really hit me deep with this tangent. “ we don’t let the world work”

[@detodounpoco37]

Theo´s imagination is kind of powerful

[@wingnutmcspazatron3957]

It's definitely on another level, I've never met anyone even remotely like him.

[@janelwilliams9144]

@@wingnutmcspazatron3957 agreed. hahaha just read ur name that's funny

[@myyy3640]

I would watch a cartoon series based on his imagination

[@koda101ninja]

Theo needs to be a writer of sorts for an adult cartoon show, would be bananas

[@leopierani4404]

boy would never run out of content 😂😂 theo should roll w this

[@aDubStepdrop]

Holy fuck that’s a godly idea

[@abelbaugh6216]

Family guy

[@thenewdreaming-aisesther1570]

I don't know how, but Theo is the philosopher for our times.

[@MaribelLopez-jt4xw]

I remember feeling sorry for Theo on Road Rules. His hair, clothes, awkwardness, he seemed uncared for. I hated the way he was treated by the cast. Wonder how they feel now, knowing he’s the only one the public cares for.

[@amandal4419]

Haters are just pepper for the sauuuuuce 🔥🔥🔥

[@richiepecor130]

Gang gang baby

[@ruanniemann2604]

I've never heard of Road trip before this week. I've been following Theo for years.

[@MaribelLopez-jt4xw]

@@ruanniemann2604 MTV Road Rules along time ago.

[@ruanniemann2604]

@@ModernGentleman I remember the time before MTV, and until recently I kinda thought they still had music videos 😁 I just didn't know about this show

[@darianstewart8827]

He needs a radio talk show on gta6

[@ModernGentleman]

For real. They could use any one of his podcasts on any gta 😄

[@tobiasdane2599]

Best idea of 2021

[@MaximilianTheBassFisherman]

Underrated comment

[@brettduncan15]

I used to hug my pillow all night pretending it was this girl I was in love with for years and I wrote notes to her and never gave them to her until it was too late. I will always love her deep down. I love you Thalia ❤

[@youssefrochdi1994]

You don't love Thalia, you love the ide of Thalia. The idea that you made up in your mind. One day, you'll meet another Thalia. I promise

[@BetterCallShannon]

Wild story bro. It’s not too late unless she’s dead. My fiancé is dead so it really is too late for me, but you may still have a chance

[@glocklesnar8911]

Needed every word of this today Theo. Gotta let the world work but also this is a time you can set yourself apart!

[@Lilmanskis]

"You have to let the world play a role" thats shits heavy man.

[@bobbyriordan2715]

3:02 did he really just come up with that off the top of his head ? 😂😂😂

[@bobbyw711]

“Snowmeo and hachooliette” made me stop what I was doing and just say “wow” out loud lol

[@demonsty]

me too! i spilt my tea!

[@ctboone1]

Mixed in with the wackiness are some passages that are heartachingly beautiful

[@cory4152]

"Hit her wit That word hammer" omg hahahahaha

[@desertrobin3]

Oh man! First time viewer/listener! This is brilliant, and histerical. 😆😆😆❤️

[@asstaco]

Buckle up, youre in for one hell of a ride, onward.

[@zerubbabelsbridge]

Welcome to the matrix

[@theweirdsider]

Onward

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

Gang gang daddy

[@nicolehall2177]

Gang Gang

[@ArmyE-jr2od]

Dude do not change this podcast it’s perfect. Continue doing what your doing thank you 🙏

[@gabbybendel]

“this is why i listen to this podcast” ❤️❤️❤️

[@industrystandard6858]

This is actually a really beautiful video. Thank you Theo.

[@itwasaladream]

Theo has the ability to make zero sense make sense somehow.

[@carolinagirl7596]

Hahaha, this right here. 👆🏼

[@druc7279]

“I want that booty, but the air got diseases”

[@justincase5583]

💀

[@sererainbow8143]

'Snowmeo and Aaa..chooo..liette'..., onward. This guy is BRILLIANT 💜

[@Fuaarrkk]

Ain’t no love better than some old school love #GangGang

[@blackdonte24]

"We gotta bleach our creases"...... LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@zerubbabelsbridge]

You warned us about this, and I still wasn't ready.

[@nicolehall2177]

“Not every relationship is come over here and let me look up your booty”!🤣🤣😭 Dang Gang.

[@Hiiidr8]

That word hammer!

[@yam9635]

That made 0 sense but was easily the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

[@jameyburho1165]

This video made me sob and laugh so hard. I love your word hammer, Theo.

[@APLaalup]

"This is a beautiful story and this is why I listen to this podcast" lol, what?

[@wqthe]

Hahahaha

[@Regansaidso]

LMAO

[@graceandmom9501]

Beautiful soul

[@MrCdiddy13]

Sometimes it reminds him there’s still a human part of life

[@jacksonstave]

gang mane, what an awesome video. Thank you Salim and Theo

[@-negative-8824]

Maybe I’m just high Theo but that was beautiful man

[@ModernGentleman]

Yes 👌

[@wadesellers6297]

Them mythamphetamines son😂😂

[@Xeones3c]

This is the most philosophically humorous description of our world today

[@hexomega77]

Sleep soundly Theo Canada thinks of you too

[@justincase5583]

GANG

[@justincase5583]

"Not every relationship is.. come over here...let me look up your booty" -Theo Von

[@ModernGentleman]

"I was starting to wonder if i was spinning so fast i was just, you know, seein wieners." Theo Von

[@laurataylor3159]

Thanks for the Canada love. We love you back Theo ❤

[@filipvelkov6829]

Exact same thing happened to me from March until about June... To make a LONG story short, we were in lockdown, I moved cities, we could only talk on social media, we did everyday for about 3 months, but eventually it ended - abruptly. We were teasing each other what it all meant, what was going on between us, and being to scared to open up in case it all falls apart. Im only 19 so wtf do I know about what love is, and that “situationship” changed me so much as a man, SO MUCH... im thankful that it happened even tho it hurt a lot.

[@IRecognizeDorks]

6:57 Just Katie

[@bonzbeasty]

Theo you're quite the wise man. It would be so wonderful to spend a day hanging out and talking with you❤

[@CyaSpaceCowboy]

Damn man, this hit hard... I remember those times.

[@zerubbabelsbridge]

"Snowmeo & He-chuliet"????!!!!!!😲 How in the world do you do that??!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

[@breezyncj]

"Sex Feet Away" lmfaaooooo

[@ku4life10]

There’s no way he just came up with “Snowmeo and Achu-liet” on the fly like that 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@simonbrandl1972]

Theo’s first thought when thinking of something romantic to do: SCAVANGER HUNT!! 😂😂😂😂😂 the man is undefeated

[@TerryLivelyInk]

I would totally fall for a scavenger hunt with Theo...dang that's romantic..

[@mfc111]

Theo drops some truths and knowledge in a funny way on this segment

[@katieschrock4341]

This hit home. You have a way with words. It's beautiful. 🥹

[@linxlatham47]

I don't think there could have been a more beautiful answer to this question

[@Samson484]

Amen brotha. Praise god!

[@rickcsuperhop]

No snowmo

[@OfficialRegulatededitss]

Screw that girl bro keep grinding for success you don’t want those problems

[@sonyawalker9212]

He's a verbal GENIOUS

[@Pete-z6e]

Ahem, Genius.

[@treypreslar6310]

"The Textile of the Human Condition"... The ties that bind us. Gang gang sir.

[@TessellationRow]

Christ Theo you could be a poet

[@YovaniBinuelo]

Gang gang from Flawda

[@nicolehall2177]

Gang gang, we in here!! FL

[@justincase5583]

GANG GANG! Florida check-in

[@plain2655]

Snowmeo and achooliet you have to be kidding me bro

[@yam9635]

he got sad at the end bc it ended up making sense lmaoooo

[@patricelove5727]

love you Theo Von unique gentlemen !😊🐻

[@vladtheinhaler8940]

Sex Feet Away is a gem.

[@keeawe]

sending you love from Canada - onward...

[@jaystrock613]

They got great fishing in Canada. A lot of bugs and insects and cold and snow up yonder!

[@rebeccaperson8581]

People fall in love with the longing. But it’s true, love is pure.

[@mrnburcham]

Canada is good stuff brother

[@elliottobelliotnwaobi4779]

Did not expect this to be that deep. Very funny but unexpectedly deep.

[@clintgranger5379]

That sounded like Theo imitating Alex Jones imitating Dr Phil.

[@linxlatham47]

'if she was fat then good man, that just meant there was more of her, cuz I was in love with her' that is the sweetest thing I've ever heard

[@tikki9629]

My mama's side is all scattered in Canada and Customs use to scare the shit out of me as a kid but once we made it over and my parents dropped me off for the summer to stay with my cousin's I knew it was gonna be lit!!! Tommy Nizbit was my first love there at 16,had to go back to Michigan where I live when summer ended, I never saw him again.*update* Tommy still lives in his parents basement and drinks his dad's beer... he's 44!!! True Story.

[@brownjatt21]

Damn he really in the basement 💀

[@aDubStepdrop]

@@brownjatt21 drinking daddies beer lol 😂

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Gang gang from North Carolina

[@mandyhaworth4154]

Dude I’m now just watching your videos and I like your thoughts :)

[@TheBabyshark12]

LOL!!!!!! Yea dude do the poem! I really wanna know if any of this helped cause It sure helped remind me there is still this human part of life ;) gang gang baby it's cold outside from Canada

[@devinmac11]

No snowmo. I spit out my drink.

[@oftengone]

😂😂

[@MTheory333]

“You kind of had to let the world play a role.” Man, that’s true. The world is different now. I don’t know if it’s for the better though.

[@leoalanya4290]

Gang gang from Finland

[@nialldoherty4106]

It feels like Theo is on glue this entire clip

[@yunhong123]

sometimes, i think of the time before phone was here. or at least when it was just text and call. the real ones miss it. lets stay real in this confused world. stay real, and be awake :)

[@doubledont4949]

This dude is off the chain lmao

[@joshamaral6452]

Checking in from Rhode Island ...GangGANG

[@amberzepeda560]

Theooooooo, so friggin sweeeeet

[@igormichetti]

GANG SHIT PRAISE GOD MAN

[@stephensawyer2511]

this is just extremely bueatiful

[@Sam-zz7gs]

Aww, that's beautiful, Theo

[@epheyeTK]

Theo is so damn funny 🤣

[@WickedBeats]

I can’t believe that guy didn’t say one thing the entire time he was talking hahaha

[@amandal4419]

He pauses it homey 🤣

[@janelwilliams9144]

haha yeah its a recorded message...any listener can call and leave one for him!! gang gang 😂✌🏽😂

[@WickedBeats]

@@amandal4419 lmfao oh I thought it was an actual call in

[@WickedBeats]

@@janelwilliams9144 🤣🤣 dont mind me

[@regortex3364]

No Snowmo, fucker has me laughing 10 seconds in.

[@SagePluck]

I was cackling at that lol!!

[@augustaylissaevans9088]

SEX FEET AWAY LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO THAT POEM WAS ABSOLUTELY GANG LOL

[@mirabailey]

6:58 crying

[@jeremyshingoose6052]

We think about you too Theo! 🇨🇦

[@amberunthank7209]

He is so sweet. This is what girls want in a man. Sweet and dirty at the same time.

[@09marathon]

Very well said

[@cherylg1746]

Canada loves you... ❤❤❤❤ Honestly, this PodCast is my favorite Podcast in the whole world, ok Theo and Joe Rogan Experience, I ❤TheoPodCast

[@Machu-records]

Hi from Victoria 🇨🇦 love you Theo you are my number 4 favorite sand up comedian of all time. 1: Patrice O'Neil 2: Bill Burr 3: Ryan Regan 4: ThEO VoN 5: Dave Chapelle -RIP Norm Mcdonald

[@laurataylor3159]

Come to Canada Theo. I'll show you around 🥰

[@award89]

Thank you Canada for not being us 🥲

[@heavybag_ben]

Beautiful video

[@Vanoozbree]

“Snowmeo and Achooliet” Holy shit 😂😂 3:02

[@AllGoSpecial]

Canada - 3.5/5 star rating

[@moanalyssa6244]

I feel like Theo would be a nice boyfriend. The one who buys you little gifts because they reminded him of you. Someone who texts you a little more than necessary. 💖💖💖💖💖

[@gabbybendel]

😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

[@wildflowerclassic6289]

I think so. ☺

[@duncanedgin9433]

Modern love makes me wanna puke. And I'm in this generation. "Someone who texts you a little more than necessary" 🤢🤢🤢 Who defines how much is "necessary" to begin with, which imo is NONE because texting didnt exist when real love existed. Theo isnt even the kind of guy to be up yo ass in texts. He'd just be with you and value that time. Lmao. All of us need to get the fuck over the technology, and in wish you would pay attention what theo is really saying.

[@willwillisproductions159]

@@duncanedgin9433 agree man

[@duncanedgin9433]

@cable simp alert