Theo Von SWEARS These Stories Are TRUE | TheoVerse Vol. 3

[@sataluis]

what I like about Theo's storytelling is that he bypass certain details like its obvious to everybody and its the most bizarre thing ever hahah

[@clipsdaily101]

i love how the parts he skips can turn out to be the wildest part. "so me and my buddy was walkin down the street and uhhh " .."who was your buddy".. "it was george clooney but we aint in touch anymore"

[@PsychMedia1990]

He always sounds like he's making it up on the spot, then you'll find video of him telling the same story somewhere else lol

[@imcoleyourenot8391]

@@clipsdaily101😂😂😂

[@johnnypottseed]

Yeah it's the matter of fact way he says shit like you grew up down the street and should remember the shit.

[@JMoolah79]

That's true. I never could pinpoint wtf it was. That's it

[@jaylee6769]

“They had real black bears out there, and I’m not saying they’re black, I’m just sayin they happen to be black when people see em” 😂😂

[@meredithgrubb4497]

That one and the nonverbal belt had me struggling to breathe 😂😂😂😂

[@mikedavid2233]

Theo is the pure definition of "never let them know your next move".

[@carlosvasquez5851]

This editing is INCREDIBLE. So much better than hearing the clips with some dude chat about the clips before or after.

[@clipsdaily101]

oh my god yes. too many channels are narrating and describing the video like we cant comprehend whats going on... purely content

[@Thetunnelyak]

An insane amount of Theo’s stories actually check out. An insane amount.

[@thepodcastowl_]

Right?! And we're barely scratching the surface. There's more to come!

[@NumeroUnoYo]

What about the guy that was busted with hundreds of pounds of hamster bones?!?!

[@SaturnTheShiningOne]

The best comedy comes from your real life experiences and this man has so many. God bless Theodore

[@Colloquial123]

According to theo?! 🤔🤣

[@Neilram2001]

He won’t lie. He’s the kindest guy. Lol.

[@atticusfrance6147]

As a person who is from Louisiana a lot of this sounds totally plausible to me we r like floridas special Ed little brother

[@kristinag7033]

Also from Louisiana and can confirm these are realistic stories from here. 😂

[@isabellawilson3948]

this is just accurate for any poor areas 😭 besides not seeing hispanic people, my childhood was very similar to this lmaoo

[@LouisianaBuddStrain]

Louisiana native here... I can confirm that his stories are legit. Growing up in Louisiana or Florida is like the tutorial to becoming an Australian 😂😂😂 it's all fun and games until you see a high speed chase involving a riding lawnmower and a stolen 12 pack of beer... and then after the chase... you see the cops and fireman drinking the stolen beer... 😂😂😂 fun times😂😂😂

[@asmodeus1738]

You definitely are special Ed because I didn’t understand a single word in this comment.

[@piedadleon817]

😂😂 hold on what “ Florida special Ed little brother “ 🤣🤣

[@Fayefaye90]

It's so funny cause you never know wtf is coming after he says "dude where I grew up...." 😂😂 the fact he just has random stories ready to fire off 😂 I absolutely love him!

[@goofygo0ner]

Tbh i dont care if its true, Theo's stories are funny and entertaining. The difference between rogan, bert, and brenda is that their fake stories make them seem like gods amongst the plebs while Theo's stories are wacky and random without making himself seem like he's better than everyone or flexing money

[@shannonspence4725]

Love him

[@glorytoamerica6332]

Yeah in his story’s he’s mostly a spectator

[@ughimtired6439]

The story of the Mexican kid always fascinates me. Theo finds a way to make a poor mexican kid getting expelled instead of helped for his language barrier funny and its brilliant😭😭

[@ashtondavis5712]

“He was maybe %200 percent Italian”

[@jayray4957]

I fw the editing. you def deserve more subs

[@thepodcastowl_]

Oh man, i appreciate this! Thank you!

[@tobythewuss]

So you subbed you’re saying

[@stephena2390]

I grew up with Theo. I’ll vouch for some of his stories. 😂

[@kylek6708]

and pigs can fly.

[@stephena2390]

@@kylek6708 my bad, I didn’t know you knew me. 🙄 I could care less what you think you know. Move on!

[@kylek6708]

@@stephena2390 alright then prove it lmao, no one that “grew” up von will just randomly watch and comment on a random compilation of his work. If u grew up with him you’ve got to have a single picture right? A yearbook on any of the years you grew up with him? Straight cap lol

[@stephena2390]

@@kylek6708 ok buddy, you know best. 👍🏽

[@stephena2390]

@@kylek6708 with a soft name like Kyle and using words like cap, you are definitely someone who’s opinion means nothing to me. Move on troll

[@spanishrussian]

"Their own little McWuhan" 😂😂🤣💀

[@rab1183]

"...Yeah, so get your shit together, ANDREW!" 😂😂😂 Theo is hilarious!

[@richardjamesIII]

Theo is the stuff of Classic American Literature.

[@Jim-Mc]

If only Mark Twain had known Theo.

[@buppie0140]

Cool how you edited all those stories together. Fun stuff haha. Love Theo

[@sabrinalanning1925]

I’ve been watching this man for years, and I still can’t tell where “character” Theo ends and “real” Theo begins. This man is a legend in my eyes, not just in comedy, but performance art in general. Good shit.

[@crazydmusic4490]

I’ve hurt my ribs recently and this video was really painful 😂😂😂😂

[@anon2234]

NOW THIS IS A SUPER CUT

[@ROFO79]

Theo is from my town. A bunch of my friends went to high school with him. My ex had drama class with him. I still live in the same town of Covington, Louisiana. Can’t believe how huge she has become on the comedy scene.

[@jeramypickett8357]

would u say most of his stories are true? just exaggerated?

[@NovaRoboticsJ6]

She?

[@jz8554]

please make more of these bro im dead the editing is amazing

[@fnkbrig2942]

I love how organized this video is. Very entertaining algorithm. Sub’d

[@thepodcastowl_]

Appreciate it, bro! Gang!

[@jim8656]

His stories are so insane that it’s almost impossible that they’re made up, honestly I think probably about 96% are true 😂

[@joneskost3096]

I believe all of it with my life 😭😭

[@docbrown6797]

Some people have an energy that draws the absurd. I believe 90% of this happened.

[@barnabius]

Theo's the only one whose stories leave Joey Diaz speechless

[@jadeb44]

i need a 3 hr long video of just his stories

[@DaleJohn-fw3wc]

Just love the fact he can pull an entertaining yarn from nowhere

[@AC-jh3pn]

Bruh theo is the most unintentionally funny person on the planet.

[@deathxcountry]

i did that too when i was a teenager. had just teepeed a house and the cops showed up so me and my friends alltook off in different directions and i ran to a mcdonalds, hoped the fence and hid in the balls and stayed there til the morning. had totally forgot about that until just now! theo is so good, i believe a lot of his stories, his delivery and everything is what makes him so fucking funny and his choice of words. wish i could remember everything from my youth, it was mental, but it would never touch theos, hes a genuis!

[@thepodcastowl_]

Fun Trivia: The Street Fight by the Ditch Fire (4:06), It's one event but told in two perspectives. On one hand, he's telling the story highlighting one guy (with Duncan Trussell) and on another time, he's highlighting the other person of the story (with Bert Kreischer). Definitely one of the most memorable experiences for me editing this because it was such a joy realizing how great a storyteller Theo Von is. Subscribe: kzbin.info/door/0Rcu42LXlbyX1BbKN-hxwQ 00:00 Intro / The Ballpit Story 02:00 Millford the Bus Driver 02:41 Theo Von's view on Education 04:06 Street Fight by the Ditch Fire 05:28 The Sketchy Veterenarian 07:12 The First Mexican Kid Story 09:23 My Buddy Scott's Father is a Madman

[@MrBuketman]

Awesome edit!

[@josephbass1522]

Great editing. I've seen all of those interviews/ podcasts before, but it was seamless. Really cool to pick the subtle differences each time he tells the same story, just on a different platform. You, my friend, are out here doing the Lord's work and spreading the good word😂

[@BlankCranks]

🎉

[@diegoalvarado4365]

Would you say the stories are true? I honestly believe him lol

[@wrathuponus6352]

​@@josephbass1522 kk

[@slothymango]

Mr owl u do great work

[@thepodcastowl_]

Thank you, mango!

[@wwiidobe]

This takes a dark turn

[@ScoobyDoozy]

This is the Wiki we needed but not the one we deserve. Your work is unreal. Flawless editing. Gang gang

[@vladtaut6255]

Love the editing. You re awesome

[@faithenichols6947]

True life is stranger than fiction. Real life.

[@spike-4219]

Dude, we had a bus driver, same guy, back is into a river, back us into a power line (not pole), and another bus driver, she had a break down in the middle of driving. She stops and vents to us, her daughter had died, fun stuff.

[@sol-leks6122]

I'm 28 and these ppl make me feel young. Hearing someone say hip on a podcast is amazing, I thought everybody who used that language was old or dead.😊

[@veggiesarefruits]

I'm 35 and I thought the same thing about "hip*. Wtf who says that? 😂

[@thealignedalchemist]

In one bit he made fun of spelling, but in a different story it became obvious why spelling is important! Great editing

[@resipsaloquitur13]

Re: Burn pit for household trash Check. Went to my dads one weekend and found my horses teeth in there. It was a Sattle Club weekend too. Never forgot that. Im 39. He never could tell me it died. RIP Termite

[@jhunadan637]

Keep posting my guy!

[@dazgodbold]

Theo was definitely a kid with a bicycle and no curfew

[@majestic9104]

The burning stuff in the ditch just makes sense in the country lol

[@ouijaasfdakavica7303]

The bus driver story reminds me of mine when I was a freshman that duck was a drill sergeant 😂

[@keithanderson7405]

Yal. Me and Theo I swear to GOD. Has had almost the same childhood 😂. Yal don’t know bout little small towns in Southern Indiana 🫨. Austin Indiana yooo. AKA “Pistol city”!

[@Pacostyle888]

3:30 Where's Theo's mullet??? 🤯🤯🤯

[@blankblank5555]

“It’s safe… no one’s going in there”-there’s three people sleeping in there!

[@doubleolorenzo]

the mexican kid story 😂😂😂

[@spookyskelly5276]

Im from a shtty town in the deep south so hus stories dont sound that crazy to me. He's probably just barely exaggerating lol

[@doordoonot]

Most comedians that try to riff off of what Theo is saying are so out of their league they just sound flat, trying to be funny.

[@AshleyKopituk]

“I’m not ‘calling’ them black, they just happen to be black BE black when you see them!” -Theo Von, describing Black Bears in Louisiana

[@Sogonrei]

Sleeping in a room with 50 miles of snake and a sped up ceiling fan something akin to helicopter speed keeping those snakes ready to pounce. Theos imagery is hilarious! 😂

[@cashvillerican615]

He's from Louisiana, you gotta understand Louisiana to know why these are all facts #ganggang #praisegod #amen

[@drewjennings550]

Im not saying the bear is black im just saying hes black when you see him- theo von 😂😂😂😂

[@zackgtv7370]

We all have stories. Theo just remembers the vivid details

[@gagavon9237]

The biggest and funniest troll of this day and age

[@MadHatterPops]

Lmao the animation is incredible! Is this the original?

[@ricardoromeika950]

thx 4 the vid!

[@binloveds]

Bill Hicks must have been the kind of place Theo grew up in. That must be how he wrote the “so, you’re a reader...whatcha readin’ for?”.

[@St.CrimsonTweets]

The way he clarifies the Black Bear wasn't black, just black when yoi see it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@napoleansolo5849]

McWuhan 😂

[@afisher109532]

Genius editing

[@Ohmanwhyyourfeelingshurt]

Truth is stranger than fiction and we've seen that these last 8years

[@lovesees4320]

I literally couldn't breath @ several points, especially the poor dyslexic Mexican kid😂 🕊

[@owleyes7966]

if he can remember them accurately based on the last time he told it, its gotta be true no way this dude would remember all the details if it wasnt lmao

[@stevewilson9778]

The world Theo lived in sounds like a Cormac McCarthy novel.

[@SkandalouzStyle]

10:27 the only man who can make Joey Diaz put his head in his hands is Theo Von! 💯🤣🤣🤣

[@az9498]

Had me laughing the entire time

[@evanm8497]

As someone who lives in Louisiana, the ditch fires are real 😂

[@heidiho3089]

The non-verbal belt. 😂

[@mmaboxing5378]

McWUHAN💀💀💀💀

[@Tistgetlizzy]

Left those 2 kids messed up hahah at the end

[@NameBrandCody]

I mean as someone from Tennessee I can confirm that ditch fires are extremely common. So common in fact that in some counties it’s the only way trash is dealt with. Idk why you’d consider that story hard to believe… I guess your privilege is showing

[@johnmorganjr769]

s.e. N.C. as well, it gets thick. 😂

[@theclassicliberal1915]

I’m from Louisiana, ditch fires and tire fires were really a thing.

[@johnmorganjr769]

😂🙏😂

[@peppermintnightmare4741]

Oh God that last story was insane

[@BardicAugustaScotia]

my favourite part about Theo on other people's podcasts is how there's almost always a joke that hits so hard you hear a distant echo of an intense cackle comin from way over on the other side of the room, probably breakin its way out of some audio egineer or producer that is almost always good at staying quiet but not this time cuz Theo is just too fuckin funny that it breaks them

[@zachariahcallahan1017]

I wonder how many times he got pink eye, sleeping in a ball pit 🤣

[@johnmorganjr769]

😆

[@redwood1133]

Im on theos ball pit theory that ive done sm fucking crazy weird shit that i never thought howd i get here but just enjoying the ride. I dont know what im doing here at all so just ride the wave brah.

[@slothymango]

Thanks bro

[@pleaseclap5210]

Thanks bro

[@slothymango]

@@pleaseclap5210 you too big bro

[@thornburymatthew]

Outdoor ball pit. 😂

[@capitolc4430]

SAVEN LETARS BEAET TH@T😂🤣😭

[@samtheram210]

This proves he’s telling the truth 💯🤝

[@34_Hour_Reset]

Plot twist: what if in Theo’s early comedy days he made up hundreds of different stories to test out which ones made people laugh, and then later repeated the best ones over and over because he knew they were reliably funny, coincidentally also bolstering their credibility? (Jk I know my dude Theo would never do us like that)

[@sagesarrazine6270]

I mean he did get some practice by making some straight up sawed-off humans blow leche out they dome

[@Bridgetjones2020]

Remember the outdoor ball pits were always closed in texas because of rattle snakes.Last place I’d ever sleep

[@TrevNasty00]

97% of this stuff was common in my home town, but I just didn’t live in the city. 297 people in my home town. Arkansas ain’t that much different. We become story tellers by accident, cuz we see some wild stuff

[@hlinville6034]

RIP Billy Conforto

[@ianpfeuffer6136]

Embankment gang

[@samsapper2658]

Dot Wall

[@PulseandPower]

Bro the animated killed me

[@xXSEGISMUNDOXx]

That Veteran Arian throwing carcasses arround

[@yasmincandy7926]

Lmfao that's awesome 😂❤🎉

[@danielbillingham2530]

Real life Joe Dirt

[@wesleylorentzen1990]

Adam Sandler plays Theo von in water boy

[@FoundationElite]

Well Done...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hankringo7185]

Who else noticed brendan saying "nutts to butts " 😂😂😂

[@SingleMaltBuckeye]

When I was a homeless teen I would sleep behing vending machines in motel vending machine/ice machine areas. It was so odd coming out from behind the machine it someone was there but I would just pretend I was looking for something and found it.

[@samanthabuck5734]

Nonverbal belt lmfaoooo

[@aybeedoll83]

McWuhan 😅😅😅😅 💀

[@ron1836]

I have alot of really crazy stories. Sometimes i forget how many insane thihs i have seen or loved through. Especially compared to people today. And im only 36. But shit like in 3-4 grade i had a teacher that used to put us in a triangular wooden box he made when we did something bad. Which even included farting in class. He was an old vietnam vet. Now i realize he was a bit off from that likely. But he would put us on this box only big enough to set cross legged in. And between boards in had little cracks. He would sneak up if he saw us trying to peak out and smck the wide with a yard stick! Also some sadistic whit was he mounted the pencil sharpener to the side and woulf have all the other kids constantly get up and sharpen their pencils. Just as a form of torture to the kid stuck inside the box. Cause it would echoe and grind super loud snd vibrate in the box! Thid was in the 1990's!... Can you imagine kids today dealing with that?! Haha.

[@TheAmericanSpirit]

That is good stuff

[@SwazyDragon]

In the don't read belt and the wold animal belt. Lol

[@Thegbear]

Theo reminds me of Ryan Hailey from Funhaus, in that I wouldn’t believe him unless there was so much filmed evidence backing up every one of his insane stories. I genuinely believe Theo, he just seems like that kind of guy.

[@truffleshuffl]

I keep this shit to myself 👀😂

[@matthewlawlor3795]

whos the guy at @2:37

[@thepodcastowl_]

Druski, bro.

[@daniel-nw5iq]

His name is Milford 😂