There is a LOT of Fanfiction About Me…

[@kieranthewolftiger]

NOT HIM DRESSED AS RANPO AND ACTUALLY ACTING WITH THE LINES HAHAHA Omg he is the best

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

lol I know right

[@doll_dress_swap12]

It’s too funny 😂

[@briaunapeterson7964]

Bro I was just about to comment that then I saw this😂😂😂

[@hicaleb7310]

Mwa Mwa

[@KittyKat-h5d]

Lol

[@lunad2595]

Just a warning Danny: once you start reading fanfiction in Ao3, you can never stop.

[@quest9905]

This is... incredibly accurate. I only found Ao3 because of the hype around that one super popular DSMP fic. The hilarious part is that I never even read that fic in the end lol, I immediately went looking for FNaF fics for some insane reason.

[@lunad2595]

@@quest9905 I found Ao3 through the DSMP too! I wanted to see the hype of Passerine myself, but ended up reading other stuff instead of it. After some months I actually read it. But now every time I end a series, book, or am part of another fandom I instantly go read fanfic

[@quest9905]

@@lunad2595 So you literally did the same thing as me! I couldn't remember the name but Passerine was definitely the fic I was talking about. I have not gone back to read it however lol.

[@missyk2454]

It a pithole that is is deep as an abyss and the more you try to escape the deeper into the fandoms you go. And the higher your desired fanfic word count goes. We'll never be free. IT's given us all simultaneous pre-PTSD in case of DDOS attacks on the site. 😭

[@NamiiWavee]

Real tried it out once never stopped 😭

[@mei-rin.]

I thought I had ended my "writing fanfiction" era... but no. Now I have the big urge to write a well written angsty and with a tragic end story abour Danpo

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

Really?

[@Ros13_Pos13]

Omg please I wanna read it!

[@Wonderhoiiiii]

PLEASE DO OML- I WOULD READ IT. I DEF WANNA READ THAT THO (also i luv your vids 🤩)

[@Abysscara]

OH MY ARAHABAKI PLS DO, I FCKING LOVE YOUR VIDS

[@itsmeagain9937]

Fr same lmao

[@rachelbasten4929]

Me: **Preparing to offer my condolences to Danny for finding fanfiction of himself** Danny: I kind of love it Me: Oh nvm, he's thriving Danny:..I get PREGNANT?! Me: Oh fuck, he found mpreg, get those condolences back on deck

[@shinsou_simp81]

😂😂😂

[@woahstickydough]

Best comment award 👏

[@SilverPhoenix020]

So true🎉😂

[@jimbomouthwashingreal]

MPREG 😭😨

[@Andie_Stone]

When he first said that I'm like "NO MPREG THIS IS OBVIOUSLY UR FIRST TIME READING FANFICS THAT IS SOME ADVANCED SHIT"

[@darciekomaeda9753]

the fact that Danny thought "sugoi" was an insult is so funny to me

[@GremlinsInTheBasement]

“I didn’t read the one in which I GET PREGNANT!” Lmao Danny that’s how you know you’ve hit big

[@MinatpArisato]

WAIT WHAT

[@freshcupofangst]

@@MinatpArisato there's a fanfic where Danny gets pregnant, what's not clicking? 😊

[@Jaguar470]

So true

[@sivermoon]

@@freshcupofangstlink

[@freshcupofangst]

@@sivermoon I don't know what's more upsetting, the fact that you assumed that I have the link to this or the fact that you were right to do so because I *do* have the link. 😭 Buttt since KZbin tends to nerf comments with links in them I'll just give you the details needed to find the fic on your own instead The fic is titled "a little family" and was written by schokoladian on Ao3.

[@crazyland6376]

I cannot breathe. "DO YOU THINK I'M A 50 YEAR OLD MAN SMOKING CRACK WITH MY ANIME BOYFRIEND?"

[@Pl-iNK]

I’m so excited for the inevitable fan art

[@mcdonaldsshinobu808]

Not to be the erm actually person but that would mean he got married around the age of 5 (?) (which doesnt even surprise me considering all the other sht in the fic😭😭🙏)

[@TheHearthGuy]

I had a legit double take when Danny quick changed into that detective outfit, minding my own business when Ranpo jumpscare

[@nyebie]

LMFAO RIGHT

[@aftg818]

FACTS 😂😂

[@stygian6642]

I read this comment beforehand and I STILL got jumpscared that was so perfectly casual

[@MinatpArisato]

me too

[@Bandaged_Cat]

SAME

[@_fremss_]

"Out of anybody, no i wouldnt. Dazai, maybe. Kunikida, Probably. Atsushi, for sure!" -Danny Motta 2023

[@RubyBlue2005]

12:40 "I think its gonna get points deducted on the premise that Ranpo thought I would cheat on with Chuuya. Just out of all the characters- out of anybody. No I wouldn't. Dazai? Maybe. Kunikida? Probably. Atsushi? For sure." I want this as a shirt lmao

[@toxictimeless6655]

He didn't even make it to A/B/O before he broke.

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

Ikr

[@lunad2595]

BRUH. I wanna see him read some A/B/O 😭😭😭

[@noname8354]

It's only a matter of time until he reaches I Love Atsushi

[@Kurukurukuruin.]

He can’t yet, I’m lucky I read an okay A/B/O I was informed they are bad by my friend so I’m never gonna read one.

[@toxictimeless6655]

​Depends on the author, a lot of them are very boring mpreg crap. But some are well written and interesting. @@Kurukurukuruin.

[@Kim_Dokja.51_percent]

Can we actually appreciate how some of these were actually well written 💀 Also us thinking Danny is an oc makes me question the bsd fandom as a whole. Are we that bad 💀

[@ZDixon-io5ww]

well most readings on AO3 dont like Oc different site different rule

[@lunaalunera]

lets appreciate that hes encouraging this lmaooo

[@ayuumorienjoyer5913]

why do half of us live under a rock and the other half watch Danny Motta--?? why is this happening? why??

[@lelnel6242]

When Ao3 was down people tried to go back to wattpad and couldn't because they got used to Ao3 quality fanfiction...

[@MicukoFelton]

@@lelnel6242 gosh Wattpad is the worst. 🤣

[@sapphiredragon5236]

DON'T GIVE THEM YOUR SCENT DANNY YOU'RE JUST GONNA MAKE THEM STRONGER!!!!!

[@GayTrashPanda]

WHEEZING

[@ol.3917]

My thoughts 😂

[@AidenSucks-uj1ob]

Waiting for an omegaverse danpo fix

[@lizaje1495]

11:10, the smell of Danny

[@Gimkazu]

Sniffs in ​@@lizaje1495

[@aimlessf]

Things Dany hated: -Chuuya being considered an option -Wrong scent -"I wish I was a twink" -Having to call instead of texting -Hawthorne. -That POV change -The cooking mention Wasn't Poe broke in life? Also, the phrase "You think I'm fucking 50 years old, smoking with my anime boyfriend??" Is something I never wanted to hear in life but I can't stop laughing.

[@Im-at-yo-door]

Now we know what we need to exclude in the next ones

[@ToxicPais]

Danny, I want Chuuya, so therefore, I decided you should too 💀 my bad, man 🤷‍♀️

[@junebugsssss]

YOUR THE FIRST FANFIC WRITER?2?/(/) 😭

[@Bri4nn4]

IT WAS YOU?!

[@ec8lipsy_idk]

IT WAS YOU?(chuuya 🔛🔝)

[@A_BungouStrayDogs_Fan]

THAT WAS YOU? (THIS IS COMING FROM A LESBIAN, CHUUYA IS HAWT AS HELL-)

[@ElleX_m]

U WROTE IT? Ur art was amazing (if u did)

[@j.p.1492]

Danny being the most upset about them getting his smell wrong sends me 🤣

[@parleboo]

Betcha there's gonna be fica expressly to address these beefs

[@kiskadeekrane32]

Just went looking out of curiosity and found one where he transmigrates into BSD and gets found out instantly by Ranpo because apparently Bergamot 22 doesn't exist in the BSD universe 💀@@parleboo

[@KrissiWil]

The fact that he’s correcting it! Like giving his exact cologne choice so future fics can get it right. 😂😂😂😂

[@anniewanny]

Love how instead of being insulted you're giving tips on making the fanfics more accurate 😂 ... the danpo tab is going to explode on AO3

[@broblerone413]

Ikr 😂 watch Danpo fics include Danny's actual cologne scent from now on lol

[@nanalysan5149]

Fr 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ashdfjkl]

just looked it up on ao3, there are 43 now-

[@_fremss_]

@yourimagination12345 well damn 😆 Danpo 4 life

[@fedechan6325]

tbh I wanna write a kunikida\Danny now, just because of how offended he was that the first fanfic even implied an interest for Chuuya

[@katiejuby]

danny being isekaid to bsd simply because of his hatred for nathaniel hawthorn: “if they wont kill him, then ill do it myself,” danny says as he cocks his gun.

[@Kitdoesvideos]

That is actually a genius way to start a fanfic I'm using it (I will credit you)

[@jayjayeverett2456]

@@Kitdoesvideos Bro I'd pay good money just to set my eyes on a good quality fic of Danny pulling up on Hawthorne's door and legit yelling at him about his grievances with the man as he beats him with Hawthorne's own bible. 🤣

[@sylvirgiomanach1491]

​@@jayjayeverett2456I, too, loathe Nathaniel Hawthorne because of Scarlet Letter trauma. 🤣 Avenge me, Danny. Avenge us all.

[@miramaestro4100]

I might start to read Scarlet Letter, if only to get the rage everyone feels on this man and then WRITE about Danny murdering him.

[@ger1000]

@@KitdoesvideosPlease reply to me when you’ve written it

[@pragyasavita6855]

not me sitting through a 30 minutes of second hand embarrassment.

[@NARI_CHAN_XOXO]

I love that Danny calls non-binary people squirrels, I’m honored to be a squirrel 😭💅 (Also, Danny’s wearing a Ranpo tie)

[@charleston1789]

Honoured to be a fellow squirrel ☺️

[@SlushyisKewl]

im also very honored to be a squirrel frfr

[@desertrose3511]

I want to be an actual squirrel, not to be degraded to a non binary fake human

[@obadakhalid713]

​@@desertrose3511damn freaky much?

[@SlushyisKewl]

@@desertrose3511 HELP? 😭😭

[@the_only_crow1036]

We should definitely give Danny an Ability! Like where he can summon minions that can do his dirty work for him! And he calls them his “subscribers” I think that would be a nice little swirl ya know? Edit: y’all there squirrels called subscribers now. It’s official.

[@Skyuni98]

wouldn't "squirrels" be more danny appropriate? 🤣

[@the_only_crow1036]

@@Skyuni98 Or how about squirrels called subscribers? 🤩

[@CaptainC319]

This is now canon.

[@meias.]

in the story I wrote he can spontaneously summon Ranpo

[@lunaalunera]

yes brilliant@@the_only_crow1036

[@odetomeshe5888]

I’m dressed as Chuuya as I’m watching this video now. I’d like to say congrats on your marriage. And thanks for choosing Ranpo over me genuinely

[@karentapia8868]

hahahahahaha. Have an amazing halloween!

[@rileycantor6664]

I was dressed as atsushi laughing hysterically

[@pikachuwu5195]

I'd choose him over you, too.

[@ssnekky]

LMAO I was dressed as Chuuya for Halloween too!

[@erickabrito]

@@ssnekkysame

[@SidKnee380]

Danny, you are braver than the troops. I could never read fanfic about me, let alone read it out loud on the internet.

[@quest9905]

No no no, reading fanfic about you is easy, now reading fanfic you wrote yourself to the internet? That's terrifying.

[@Real_DazaiOsamu_Chuuyasimp]

@@quest9905True fear.

[@Mroew]

I wanna write a fanfic about you w some random bsd character to piss you off

[@Jazz-hd7lp]

“We didn’t read the one in which…I got pregnant “ WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS ON😭☹️

[@Im-at-yo-door]

There’s so much cursed bsd fanfiction 😭🙏this fandom is whole other breed

[@TheChupVinaOfficial]

Fun fact: I actually met Ranpo's va irl, and Moxxie's va was his mentor which honestly makes sense

[@Erroroverhere]

Woww u r so lucky with that.

[@monokumaprincipalofhopespe8295]

Which VA?

[@yourstruly9013]

I actually choked when Danny started using his "normal video voice" after the audiobook narrator voice to read his own lines. I cannot tell you how much that took me off guard.

[@stormsstudioartmapsandmore8592]

Danny getting frustrated over Fanfics, man this is kinda like any fanfic reader at 3 am

[@quest9905]

I regularly rant to my partner about the lack of Undetale fics that are not either Sanscest, sans/Frisk, or sans/OC. I hate it.

[@maryhorner2278]

Danny’s ability would absolutely be something like Vicious Mockery. He makes jokes or… viciously mocks a person and they take physical damage.

[@Medinacrystalheart]

It would be funny as heck

[@iantaakalla8180]

Danny would then subsequently go against shameless, self-aware and accepting, or self-unaware villains and suddenly his power is not that useful.

[@Wither_Rose2012]

There is a fic called vicious mockery on ao3

[@HIYORI31]

​@@Wither_Rose2012 LMAO

[@RuslanaBorshchevskaia]

Do you happen to play DND by any chance 😊 because it sounds like u do

[@tsu8092]

I need someone to write another one of these and have it open with “he smells of sage…Yea-definitely sage and explicitly not burgamount 22. “ er something

[@ravenmori7]

Write it.

[@H34RTS4TECCHOU]

Yes

[@Alexi0s]

I REALLY WASNT EXPECTING THE NYAN NEKO SUGAR GIRLS REFERENCE IN THIS VIDEO MAN THAT TOOK ME BY SHOCK

[@Alexi0s]

The way I got reminded of this comment when I’ve been thinking about this video non stop lately 😭

[@Bri4nn4]

HELP

[@salpherite962]

LITEALLT HELOME

[@RebelRedd]

The only criticism I have about the second story is that Danny is not a twink. HE IS AN OTTER!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@stormsstudioartmapsandmore8592]

Absolutely true

[@Mouse_amelia]

My bf is a 37 year old version of Danny w/ a thicker beard and I have ALWAYS contended that he is indeed an otter!

[@koitrei]

Actual author of that fic here: he can be a twink otter

[@ProbablyaPlant]

​@@koitreithey're different terms. In the most barebones way: A twink is a hairless/cleanly shaved skinny gay guy and an otter is a skinny gay guy that does have body hair. A twink otter doesn't really work, aha. I get you were making the fic as a joke, but twink is missused all the time lol

[@koitrei]

@@ProbablyaPlant yeah I didn't know the terms 😭😭 I find this stuff funny so that's why I wrote it

[@illiteratemochi4150]

The quality shift between fics is staggering 😂

[@quest9905]

Fanfics be like that.

[@iloveranpomorethanyou]

"*Sniff* Good, thats goin' in the fic." I cannot express enough how much this line caught me off guard. And can we, really quick, appreciate that Danny's already using the abbreviation for fanfiction?

[@camellia6147]

The second fic insulting Danny and then calling him handsome is killing me. The author gotta be on something made in a lab to have created that discord kitten / daddy rule dialogue. ALSO Danny is literally an otter not a twink. 😭

[@salpherite962]

THATS BECAUSE ITS BASED OF THIS CLIP IN NYAN NEKO SUGAR GIRLS PLEASE PLEASE STOP

[@cylyte2436]

I HATE THAT I IMMEDIATELY RECOGNIZED THE PLOT AS BEGINNING OF EP 1 OF NNSG AS SOON AS DANNY STARTED WALKING OVER TO POE AND RANPOE😭

[@Neptunes.starsss]

“I’m living off a diet of kids cuisine meals entirely funded by Edgar Allan Poe” -Danny Motta, 2023

[@Phoenix-ni8ed]

...I'm absolutely not tempted to watch BSD just to write a fanfiction for the sake of starring Danny in it...

[@Pl-iNK]

Me, with every new video Danny releases about an anime I haven’t seen:

[@Solarstormflare]

bsd is absolutely worth it

[@GayTrashPanda]

Omg you should totally watch it

[@sts.sam.my.]

You can do it with Sebastian or Armstrong too lolololololol OH, CHRISTOPHE FROM YURI ON ICE PLEASE

[@Phoenix-ni8ed]

Oh my GOD no Not Christophe! 😂💀

[@Tsuki_kik0_]

Danny reading this OUT LOUD without breaking character makes me giggle like a mad man

[@koitrei]

Schokolad3z (author of mpreg and poe loaded fic) here! Just wanted to say Danny the daddy thing was a copypasta i stripped from reddit. Also u do meth not crack my apologies

[@apersonorsomething8705]

IS IT REALLY YOU?!!!! PLS YOU'RE SO FUNNY I LOVE YOU 😭😭

[@l4ddu]

all the references in it are killing me 😭

[@seafoodjapchae]

You!you are amazing lmao

[@Picking.a.name.is.hard1]

Schokolade 🍫 you are an ARTISTE. You are the best. You ARE the moment

[@misterm7486]

thank god you didnt write that part i was concerned

[@chelseeleblanc4468]

update from AO3 world but there is now 53 fanfics of Danny with various BSD characters

[@misterm7486]

VARIOUS??? Oh lord have mercy on him

[@chelseeleblanc4468]

@@misterm7486 lol yes. I recommend Vicious Mockery. It's funny

[@JB-pd7gm]

Yeah there are like almost 80 now and they’re decently recent and continuously updating too. Like the most recent one that actually has Danny in it (not just a bsd reacts) was updated 2 days ago

[@JB-pd7gm]

Omg wait vicious mockery is still being updated

[@chelseeleblanc4468]

@@JB-pd7gm yes! Just very slowly!!

[@rachelbarkema7232]

AO3 is where the insomniacs who can actually write are😂😂😂😂 not denying the weird ones but still

[@voidopall548]

I love how Danny inadvertently made an audiobook for this fan fiction 😭

[@ahtemu]

So, AO3 has some of the best-written fanfiction out there. Everyone migrated there after a certain other fanfic site told us what we could and could not write. Props to you for not being insulted or put off by people writing fanfiction about you!

[@quest9905]

Ao3 is literally the wild west of fanfic sites and is made all the better for it.

[@ahtemu]

oh totes, lol. I am one of the authors. lol. Have to say though... never written Danny Motta into a fanfiction. Now I am tempted LOL jk jk @@quest9905

[@mmmm-lg2mj]

Danny has not seen quality fanfiction before reading "I was screaming your name through the radio" or "empire of dirt"

[@hannyc06]

Empire of dirt is peak bsd fanfiction fr

[@quest9905]

I've never read any bsd fics before but there are plenty of super high quality fics from other fandoms I can name.

[@Rhrishdvsbd]

@@guard_99 rrruiner :(

[@fawkes8497]

Empire of death destroyed me... (even worse because I missed a certain, very important tag) but it sooo well written. Iwsynttr is just iconic at this point

[@kanti1356]

BSD fan fiction is next level. I assume the show attracts writers.

[@miucegai]

As a Bungo Stray Dogs fandom diplomat, I would like to profusely apologize for our people's questionable behavior. They are usually like this, please do not encourage them. And to our people... guys, what did our collective parents say about writing fanfics with real life people? Bad fandom. Bad.

[@carolyngeorge5810]

“They are usually like this” 😭 the honesty omg!!!

[@toomanyfandoms7051]

Technically, BSD is rpf

[@lottie_olv]

@@toomanyfandoms7051 I hate that you're right

[@toomanyfandoms7051]

Muahahahahahahaha

[@ashna9225]

The fact that bsd itself is a fan fiction of bunch of depressed authors playing detective is what makes it fandom free from shackles

[@sts.sam.my.]

25:42 Danny has now acquired the right to say “we’re pregnant” when his wife is pregnant in the future You deserve it bud, make good use of it

[@CaptainC319]

Ok animators, we have danny voicing the first story with a passionate kiss. We need it animated. Do your thing. Also Danny’s ability would be lore deconstruction. He analyses situations and criticizes them which in turn allows him to beat any given situation. Also Danny, a twink is hairless and skinny. You are an otter. Hairy and skinny. And most importantly. Our favourite

[@freshcupofangst]

As someone who regularly reads fanfic (not danny motta fanfic though) I am excited to watch this as my little halloween treat because I just KNOW it’s gonna be hysterically funny lmao

[@lunad2595]

Same same

[@quest9905]

Any good recommendations? I will say I prefer longer form though. I'm always looking for new fics to read and I've found myself in a bit of a dry spell.

[@lunad2595]

@@quest9905 what fandom? Only bsd or...?

[@quest9905]

@@lunad2595 hmmm, not bsd I'm actually not super into it lol, but I do regularly read from MHA. I'm willing to try something from most fandoms though if you've got some that particularly stand out!

[@lunad2595]

@@quest9905 oh shoot, I have no MHA. But I've got DSMP, Loki, a bit of Friends, Dr Stone, Saiki K, some Spy x Family and DHMIS. I'll get my favorites but if you like any fandom here tell me!

[@savannaschreiber5398]

I told myself I couldn’t watch this because of second hand embarrassment but truly this is the funniest video on the internet and I am making everyone come watch it thank you

[@rogerslinger6595]

Who are you?

[@lysandergrey]

"Could I be any twinkier?" man i'm glad i finally had time to watch this, i've been saving it as a special treat ^~^

[@willowthemushacorn1055]

I think it would be absolutely hilarious if the writers went back and edited their works to say "burgamont 22" instead of whatever scent description they had before 😭

[@poatocat9534]

Never in a million years would I have expected a dramatic reading of fan fiction to be this entertaining.

[@atewell1]

I'm glad Danny is a good sport about things. Hopefully the "wholesome" fanfics outnumber the smutty ones.

[@xenohans9364]

"And then things got weird." What? On the internet? No way. Jokes aside. Thanks for the videos and stay safe. Side note: I love the bit the editor put it. My chest hurts from laughing so hard.

[@CaptainC319]

I was not prepared for the editor bit. Poor Tom.

[@avakinneha284]

22:44 Actually fanfictions on ao3 tend to switch between 3rd and 2nd person really abruptly but 1st person fanfictions are kinda rare 👀

[@cilourepriels875]

Literally the whole fandom does danpo, I've read fanfics and tiktoks that you don't even want to think about how traumatic it was

[@chainshxpping]

Best day of my life tbh, this video fixed every single bad thing that's ever happened to me

[@grimgamerz4978]

Same this is the best shit I have seen all week

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

Really?

[@chainshxpping]

@@grimgamerz4978 SAME HONESTLY

[@lunad2595]

SAMEE

[@lynx_lolz]

That’s kinda sad lol (jk)

[@mehybe]

Danny thinking petrichor was a bungo character and then looking it up had me dying laughing omfg

[@neph_16]

"I'm never gonna do this again" now watch him make like an entire series of these videos once this one blows up and more danpo fanfics are inevitably witten also, it'd be kinda funny if this somehow became a popular ship on ao3 ngl

[@Pl-iNK]

PLEASE if Danpo makes it on the ao3 leaderboards annual top 100 we would peak and there would be no greater accomplishment in life

[@nami345]

I think someone needs to write Danny/Kunikida fics.

[@LocaChocolateAddict]

Best lines: “I don’t know what that means.. but fuck you too. Maybe (?)” 13:40 “With a hideous attempt of a shaved beard and a mop of curly hair. OH DEFINITELY FUCK YOU TOO” 13:43 “Kwaii Neko boys, rawr” 14:14 “Those shit anime girl giggles” 14:51 “S-Sooo wanna going our relation ship…? 🥺🥺🥺” 16:03 What ever this is 16:35

[@TheGhostiestHatRack]

4:04 AO3 is quality Danny, that's why a lot of people (including myself) prefer it over any other fanfiction site 😂

[@shroom6887]

There's just something about Danny reading these fics out loud, then doubling back and correcting them whilst being semi offended that had me rolling lmao

[@ASU_AOKI]

PEOPLE NOT KNOWING DANNY IS REAL GOODBYE THIS HAS BEEN THE MOST REWARDING REACTION SERIES I HAVE EVER FOLLOWED

[@misterm7486]

i need a compilation of people learning Danny is a real person

[@yourstruly9013]

This is Danny's Pandora's Box. Now that it is open, it can never be closed again.

[@Autumn-xs1bt]

Now I want someone to write a genuinely good fanfic with good characterization of Danny, giving him a nice ability and integrating him into the plot somehow 😭. A tragic romance like half the ships in BSD would be a plus really but even without it, I think he'll enjoy it

[@M3lødyBoo]

Love how everybody is ignoring the fact that Dazai would DEFINITELY give that as a wedding gift

[@pinkseonghwa]

To use wine as a metaphor, wattpad and tumblr are the 5$ wines. Whereas ao3 is the entire wine store - there’s the 5-10$ wines for sure, but also the 300-500$ ones, you just need to know how to find them (lots of trial and error, kudos to hit ratio and big pool of friends/social circles that can rec stuff)

[@_.kxmzy._6914]

I never knew I needed a Danny Motta fanfic reading podcast this bad before. It would be hilarious

[@oceanapearl3503]

Danny is the best person to read fanfiction. The acting. The honest comments. Everything.

[@ToruTurtle-im2gl]

You said you hated that you had no powers. You also gave us a book recommendation - I ordered the book and have Read 500 page books in two days you will have powers and a new fanfic soon.

[@idonthaveanidea956]

16:25 I still cannot belive Danny is reading it with a straight face- HOW?!

[@Imdeadtome]

ID NEVER think there would be fanfics about you... 💀 this is hilarous

[@moopotatokimchi]

Not danny outing his cologne so that people will write more accurately 😂😂😂

[@amochikaay]

This was the last halloween video I expected… ao3 does have some genuine masterpieces though

[@quest9905]

Ao3 is definitely the place to go for sheer quality fics.

[@siruuu_i]

We all know if Danny cheated on Ranpo it would be with Nathaniel

[@youngdancer-baxsquad455]

Fr

[@BunnyBight]

I'm so amused by hearing Danny say Daddy so many times. I laughed so many times during this video that I cried twice.

[@Koviah.]

Danny being introduced to the Hurt/Comfort tag and expecting it to be logical is everything ✨

[@MicukoFelton]

Time to write some Danny/Sebastian fanfics. 🤣

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

lol yup

[@Aldurtz]

Yes!! And Grell secretly plotting against them

[@TheKingofGods69420]

Danbastian

[@Livingoncoffee-vo4mg]

Yesss

[@Phoenix-ni8ed]

I can totally ship it 😂

[@kjr_army]

The fact that some of them are actually really well written 😭 (We all know how unhinged some BSD Ao3 fics can be 🍩)

[@CaptainC319]

That first could make a person tear up

[@juphil1645]

Ao3 fics are usually gold (but some CAN be misses like the second one lmao - I think it was supposed to be funny though so Idk if it was really a miss)

[@iamagenderfluidmonstrostiy2474]

*powdered donuts and a hat*

[@x._.rexy.poo_]

The powdered donuts one was pretty tame, have you seen i love atsushi???

[@kjr_army]

@@x._.rexy.poo_ no, have you read Heading For a Meltdown…the fyolai one-

[@stygian6642]

For that second fic, I love how Danny read the first three rules and went 'eh' but the rule 'call me' was a rulebreaker. If that rule wasn't there he would consider it huh

[@Saltine_Krakerz]

Mr. Danny motta sir, u introduced me to BSD and now that i know ppl write fan fics about you....im about the make the longest fan fic in history in my notes app and NEVER show or tell anyone about it 👍

[@backstreetsBACK]

After seeing this video I’m questioning if Danny has also seen the fanarts

[@yourstruly9013]

He 100% has. He's shown Nick, his podcast co-host, some of them before.

[@Ros13_Pos13]

Yes has deffo seen them 😂

[@Sacr4d]

so not only there's danpo fanart but now there's mothorne fanart wow bsd fans are hella creative ill give them that.

[@samya519]

youre just that good at rizzing these characters up. take it as a compliment.

[@Wheretheheckislazi]

As a squirrel,I feel so honoured by Danny recognising the squirrel community

[@Aroace_Anime_Fangirl]

Can we please acknowledge Dannys acting while reading those stories?! Like damn dude I almost cried at the first fic ngl. Please do more fanfic reading Danny you have talent!❤❤❤

[@lynishere2938]

danny being forced to read out nyan neko sugar girls is something I never thought I'd see

[@lucybender9961]

“I’ve never been on AO3 before” welcome Danny, welcome 😈

[@axearo4973]

16:28 “Rule #1: don’t talk about fight club” vibes 😭☠️

[@damn_clone]

Ao3 is like fine wine, you’ll never find better.

[@lemonlord]

A few weeks ago I was scrolling the ranpoe tag on ao3 and saw out of the corner of my eye Edowanga Ranpo/Danny Motta/Edgar Allan Poe, I scrolled back up in horror, considered reading jt but didn't do it to keep my sanity, so you'd imagine the absolute WHIPLASH of hearing "he's so sugoi" out of Danny's mouth that sent me back to seeing that thing on the ao3 tag

[@DrunkDazai_0fficial]

My favorite quotes from this video: “I like how I’m an asshole” “I don’t smell like sage.” “I don’t know what that means, but.. fuck you too. Maybe.” “This is so… something.” “I guess I’ll just take my shit laugh and feminine voice and dyslexic ass and fucking wrap this video up already.” "𝘈𝘙𝘌 𝘞𝘌 𝘐𝘕 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘪𝘕𝘎 𝘚𝘌𝘊𝘖𝘕𝘋 𝘗𝘌𝘙𝘚𝘖𝘕 𝘕𝘖𝘞 ??”

[@Phoenix-ni8ed]

I'm dying, Danny putting the hat back on and his expression for the line "you mean it?" Gosh, the sincerity XD

[@thelittleowl8399]

I legit choked when I saw the title of this video in my notifications and Was Not Prepared, this is hilarious XD Ngl if someone wrote a fic about you and Sebastian roasting ciel, I'd absolutely read it and leave kudos XD

[@CielPhantomhive-h6y]

Oh, would you now?

[@thelittleowl8399]

@@CielPhantomhive-h6y I said what I said pupper.

[@freshcupofangst]

Fr I FREAKED when the notif popped up and I read the title

[@Arkleo21]

I usually find these fanfiction videos so cringy, but Danny's constant cut ins and commentary made this video so much better than I could have imagined 🤣

[@SunnyDee13]

This was the most entertaining dramatic reading of fanfiction I've ever seen.

[@starz_z_z9309]

this is so funny XD. thanks for having a good sense of humor about this. It's really weird, like really really weird, when people write fanfiction about real people but you just went with it and even complemented the writing. I like the standards you made to judge how people wrote about you in the fanfiction. like this is such a good representation of Ao3 content and it was so funny to see your take on that.

[@darladay4766]

The irony of us having had pushed all things MDZS on Danny, just for him to also end up on AO3.

[@su.lvy47]

Oh god, the title alone scares me

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

Why?

[@crit_bot]

I was so caught off guard by the scent bit, that after you said "good, good, that's going into the fic" I laughed so hard I began choking 😂

[@meowisnow1754]

sometimes i forget how absolutely unhinged this fandom is and then i see stuff like this 😭 the reactions to the different fics made me laugh so hard i could barely breathe. props to the authors for creating those fics

[@Repoz0711]

I SPLLED MY WATER LAUGHING YOU BETTER PRAY MY ALARM CLOCK ISNT GONNA KILL ME 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏