His delivery needs some work, but his jokes are good. I could never do what he does, so hats off to him.
@allhailmostgreatleadercomr21412 жыл бұрын
It's a sober crowd
@glitterinthegraveyard54692 жыл бұрын
He's not funny and the crowd is sober.
@TheChocolateChakra2 жыл бұрын
No humans are funny. Pigeons created the concept of "funny" - and thus, humans do not operate within the parameters, nor meet the criteria that comprise the concept of "funny".
@nickkeeffe22972 жыл бұрын
this man had some heat. how did the audience miss it?
@alessandrogambino4202 жыл бұрын
By heat...do you mean he stank? I agree.
@lmbachman Жыл бұрын
@@alessandrogambino420 He was hilarious!!
@JadeDragon407 Жыл бұрын
So he's not from Wal Mart is what you're saying >>:=p
@Vinaluv2 жыл бұрын
This audience was a a little dry. I'm working and listening to this and he's too funny!
@randallsmerna3842 жыл бұрын
No, not really.
@Animebryan22 жыл бұрын
It's called *Dry* Bar for a reason.
@sarahrankin46822 жыл бұрын
This guy is so funny! I burst out loud laughing, especially at the part about the wife's eye color.
@Animebryan22 жыл бұрын
No, he's not funny.
@adaliawright68912 жыл бұрын
My man deserves a bigger crowd, bravo!
@alessandrogambino4202 жыл бұрын
YOUR MAN DESERVES DA BOOT.
@TheDosage-Music Жыл бұрын
Chinese food joke was pretty masterful, and his timing overall was great and precise for such a dead room.
@LadyVoldemort2 жыл бұрын
Why so few laughs? He's hilarious! I accidentally bursted too loud on his "fat camp" joke (can relate), all the patients in my mother's hemodialysis room were shocked. I forgot that I was watching this with earphones in a quite quiet room. 😅😅😅👍 Thanks for the good laugh, man! ❤❤❤
@dilemmaEDM2 жыл бұрын
I was rolling on the floor. Hysterical. Great set!!!
@Animebryan22 жыл бұрын
He wasn't funny, but you should do a barrel roll.
@hurricaneheather14202 жыл бұрын
I was giggling so hard I had to keep restarting it. Great job !!!
@emilytelese8972 Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but the joke with the pastors kid turning the lights off was HILARIOUS and this crowd did not do him justice. 😂
@jasperwisecarver6 ай бұрын
NO ONE LAUGHED at the pastor's kid reveal i thought it was funny
@aqua1985rius Жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious! A definite rewatch for me and I’m not even done watching it yet!
@faceonnailsdonehairdid2 жыл бұрын
Could someone check the pulse on this crowd? He was funny enough to get bigger laughs than he did.
@nadt55472 жыл бұрын
I think this guy has some very funny material. However, the reaction from the crowd ruined it for me. Don't give up Chris Wineland. You have great jokes, just need a good audience.
@fireballxl-57482 жыл бұрын
I'd guess you blame students for not learning from bad teachers as well.
@fireballxl-57482 жыл бұрын
@@grumpyoldguy584 Hey, it's the grumpy old troll. You mean the two (sorry, only had two before the cancer got me) who graduated summa cum laude and magna cum laude? Both school directors? One orchestra and one band? Worship leaders in their respective churches? The ones who had to teach their husbands how to drive a stick, change oil and inflate tires? Yeah, they're the ones. A parent can't teach them everything you know. I've been alive so much longer they haven't had the time. But I'm satisfied. How about yours?
@saltrock96422 жыл бұрын
Some of them must have just watched the evening news. Mood killer for at least 24 hours. He was very funny.
@lmichelle80sbaby2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@anissaholmes4495 Жыл бұрын
This guy was really good! The crowd was a bummer. I wish I could have been a better audience.
@realemonful2 жыл бұрын
This guy surprised me with the title but I did not mind him. I was surprised by how slow the crowd was several times though too lol
@lmbachman Жыл бұрын
This guy is great! That crowd was awful.
@preston9135 Жыл бұрын
So funny bro good job im still laughing at the last part go past the burn im trying too 😆
@playerzero00002 жыл бұрын
This guys is hilarious; the crowd was terrible, only like 5 ppl laughing
@silentepsilon8882 жыл бұрын
don't blame the crowd if he is unable to connect with his audience. I did not find him very funny either. His jokes were too long and too fabricated.
@alessandrogambino4202 жыл бұрын
You must be a family member because he IS NOT A COMEDIAN. I AGREE WITH NOT LAUGHING.
@Animebryan22 жыл бұрын
Didn't anyone ever tell you that comedy is subjective?
@brandinborgenhagen9583 Жыл бұрын
Silent epsilon. What do you think all comedians do. If his were to long then every famous comedians stories are as long as the titanic movie. And I don't ever laugh out loud at comedians or stand ups. Takes alot to make me go hm hm hm hmmmm. Or give a quick chuckle at a funny story once in a blue moon
@taralynnlove2 жыл бұрын
This was great! Def do more!!
@leannechanney9552 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@time9322 жыл бұрын
Man deserved a better crowd..
@Animebryan22 жыл бұрын
Wrong. Crowd deserved a better comedian. They deserved to get their money's worth.
@lmbachman Жыл бұрын
@@Animebryan2 you are really just a negative person, coming and pooping on everyone's comments. Literally almost everyone here loved him--because he was GREAT--and you just keep pooping on everyone's comments. You poor thing. Show me on the doll where they hurt you.
@newyorknight2 жыл бұрын
You could almost hear crickets.
@catherinechaney6882Ай бұрын
😂 extremely funny, spontaneous laughter!! 😂😂😂 ❤❤
@OrangeSunshine152 жыл бұрын
Either this crowd was too dumb to get some of the jokes or they were just too uptight about some of the stuff. You definitely deserve a better crowd.
@Animebryan22 жыл бұрын
No, you were too dumb to realize that this guy wasn't even remotely funny. Crowd definitely deserves a better comedian.
@charlemagnestallings91262 жыл бұрын
Nobody knew the movie monster in law 🚩🚩🚩🚩 the crowd was from under a rock.
@bbopetersen2 жыл бұрын
This guy was so funny, but man, this crowd was such a bummer!
@Animebryan22 жыл бұрын
No, he's not funny. Crowd's reaction was accurate.
@gerardsmith69062 жыл бұрын
This was an absolutely terrible crowd....one of the worst....feel very bad for the Comic...but he kept up his morale throughout and kept on trying by staying upbeat...IF THAT CROWD DIDN'T SUCK SO MUCH, THE COMIC COULD HAVE FED OFF THE CROWD....In spite of the crowd, his set was competent and he needs to be given another shot elsewhere...
@Mmil4888 Жыл бұрын
Super funny 😅 tough crowd though 🤦🏽♀️
@gracechapman34122 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if not talking is better, it's a blessing.
@josephg.3370 Жыл бұрын
This dude is funny. The crowd didn't appreciate him enough.
@Norannmcguire2 жыл бұрын
Love it
@GreatDetecting2 жыл бұрын
Great show 👏
@hans-robertvanamstel3171 Жыл бұрын
Thanks
@darlaflorence74282 жыл бұрын
my granddaughter wanted us to keep squirrel teeth when we cleaned them as thought she could put them under her pillow for the tooth fairy to leave her money
@billyholly2 жыл бұрын
You've got me curious. How did you get squirrel teeth?
@darlaflorence74282 жыл бұрын
Hunted them for eating.
@creationsfrommyheart24452 жыл бұрын
This is too cute! Lol she will come up with some amazing hustles in her future 💞😂
@wyioughta2 жыл бұрын
Too fast too literal. Big words big imagination. This guy needs time, he tells stories. Funny, IF you get it. Hilarious WHEN you do.
@nancyhowell4505 Жыл бұрын
@Frank Phillips I think you hit the nail on the head. Helped me to figure out what was bothering me. His pacing seemed like he was trying to force/beg laughter from people, nonstop, full speed ahead. No nuances. Didn't give anyone time to "absorb" background information before springing punchlines. His kind of stories should have been more conversational, sharing an experience leading to a clever zinger. I think he's got a lot of potential, hope to see more of him as he progresses! 👏👍👍🙂
@sharonodom6423 Жыл бұрын
He's funny as hell!!!!
@bw550Ай бұрын
The crowd is pretty accurate. A few years ago he posted a full stand up show done in a church, which has since been taken down, and had overwhelming negative reviews. Sure some people thought he was funny. But imagine a comedian removes his own stand up special because of so much negative feedback. That's how bad it was. This is not his first comedy show with a crowd not laughing.
@garyjeffries10412 жыл бұрын
I was there be looking for my sleep meds lol
@Rosie_C Жыл бұрын
I am not an eye person who always notices the color of people’s eyes… I realized this when my husband told me that every one of his many siblings had blue eyes, and I was like, let me see your eyes? Had to confirm what color they were. He was not offended, I will add.
@victoriathorne8252 Жыл бұрын
I get I’m here all the time
@hans-robertvanamstel3171 Жыл бұрын
This Churchy Chum is a Funny Fellow!
@BajanSkittz Жыл бұрын
Hilarious!!!!!
@truseeker1 Жыл бұрын
He was funny😁
@calvingreene902 жыл бұрын
Now I need to get one of those you are here Galaxy pictures and edit it to say I am here.
@thewanderer64442 жыл бұрын
Hey take it easy on they eye jokes, I was born with Heterochromia. I don't even know what colour my eyes are. Crazy things could be one colour in the morning and by evening have switched. Awesome set, well done, I laughed a lot. Thank you.
@Animebryan22 жыл бұрын
What do you call eyes that have no color? Clear eyes! Gets the red out. Ba dum tss!
@musho86 Жыл бұрын
You should edit in audience laughters/reactions so it would be more watchable. Great job
@gracechapman34122 жыл бұрын
U yell MARCO, THEY YELL POLLO. IM 60 AND IT WORKS.
@gracechapman34122 жыл бұрын
POLLO
@amymariekeyes1 Жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious!!! The crowd was LAME!!!
@thetruth94052 жыл бұрын
Nice
@moose33062 жыл бұрын
CHURCH KIDS SCARE ME BROOOOOO 😂😂😂
@elisarosenberger72882 жыл бұрын
It sounded like the crowd missed this one. And it was preacher kids...
@childoftheeternalking20412 жыл бұрын
Great jokes, but the delivery needs more ummph.
@DrGeorgeAntonios Жыл бұрын
A couple of solid jokes there, and the crowd seemed OK. I don't get all the comments about the crowd not laughing. I wonder if the laughter was edited after the comments.
@bsj7285 Жыл бұрын
this crowd is dead. this guy is funny
@MS-fz2ps2 жыл бұрын
The scary kid was funny and scary lol
@JamieJoystick Жыл бұрын
You should pay those three people who carried the show for ya
@eastsideterri222 жыл бұрын
I get it about tooth fairy. We were dirt poor. That means candy isle heaven
@everythingelse30862 жыл бұрын
This guy's shoes were distracting his presence and timing needs work I couldn't laugh but he has potential
@Vincent-ke5zn2 жыл бұрын
I know how you lost weight, you moved to Arizona, YOU MELTED off the weight
@CMX1100_Sam2 жыл бұрын
I know this is drybar but the audience was dry. I think the jokes went over their heads.
@Animebryan22 жыл бұрын
No, he's just not funny.
@CMX1100_Sam2 жыл бұрын
@@Animebryan2 LOL I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, but yeah...
@Norannmcguire2 жыл бұрын
💕it
@BadgerBabe89 Жыл бұрын
That "hip abductor" you won't regret when it comes to sex. Especially if it's a female who's worked out those muscles and is riding you to the heavens.
@laurakibben41472 ай бұрын
Humorous that all the comments are judging this guy about his joy of judging 😂😂 (Except that in order to click bait these episodes it was changed from I'm Terrified 😒)
@awolff585 Жыл бұрын
This crowd sucked! He was great
@cedarpoplar2 жыл бұрын
After being intimate my wife wanted tu cuddle but I wanted to go watch Star Trek the next Generation. I lied and said I wanted to grab something from the kitchen. When she caught me laing down on the living floor watching captain Pickard turn into Locutus of Borg, I was in so much trouble. She didn't want to speak for a week.
@fabulousfamily5642 жыл бұрын
Read book about how women interpret intimacy.
@TexasLonghornRanch2 жыл бұрын
Bob….. I thought it had an extra O
@Bill-cv1xu2 жыл бұрын
Bobo..lol
@TexasLonghornRanch2 жыл бұрын
@@Bill-cv1xu boob
@BetaJackMaxis2 жыл бұрын
I don't know the color of any of my relatives' eyes.
@MinAwY377 Жыл бұрын
Was he performing at a nursing home
@terryleebo Жыл бұрын
I knew a man who thought ketchup was too spicy.
@rayselby3487 Жыл бұрын
Sue here: I only here three people lol.
@jolenehendrickson89152 жыл бұрын
It's fun lol
@Animebryan22 жыл бұрын
No, it's not.
@jaquessheet32672 жыл бұрын
Where's J̲o̲s̲e̲ S̲a̲r̲d̲u̲y̲?
@Antique2unique Жыл бұрын
Oh....IO.... 😂
@matthewpennington79312 жыл бұрын
Why does it sound so much like Seinfeld?
@gracechapman34122 жыл бұрын
I love animals.
@stanbarr3152 жыл бұрын
Hi Chris
@musho86 Жыл бұрын
Seriously getting two ads every 3 minutes
@QueenBoadicea2 жыл бұрын
3:00 I think this was a Black Mirror episode, "Nosedive".
@milosterwheeler25202 жыл бұрын
NOBODY laughed at "pastors' kids".
@simmiedavissimmiesings81852 жыл бұрын
He looks a little like Conan O'Brien.
@fabulousfamily5642 жыл бұрын
Small group, wearing masks.
@juanversion39222 жыл бұрын
Judge your self first...and be find not guilty...after that you are not.guilty... Go.judge them.all you like
@tipsyrobot69232 жыл бұрын
That's pretty lame
@sabbean Жыл бұрын
Only in Ohio💀
@JakHart2 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows that bahb is spelled bahb...
@JamesMiddletonIV Жыл бұрын
You lost me when you started making jokes about Jehovah's Witnesses
@ExceptionalHaven9 ай бұрын
Sad. Not really funny.
@csrboltfan2643 Жыл бұрын
I'm only FOUR minutes into this routine and already he's boring, trying too hard, and it sounds like the audience was paid to laugh at his lame jokes.
@icecold7 Жыл бұрын
that was pretty hard to watch
@42kellys2 жыл бұрын
What is this : tip me. Do they not get paid? I don't get it. And KZbin does not pay them too?
@Animebryan22 жыл бұрын
If the videos make money due to ads, then it's Dry Bar that collects the revenue. Whether or not Dry Bar actually pays these guys, I would suspect that they do, otherwise why waste time even doing these gigs.
@dalepointer94142 жыл бұрын
Jokes: I lost my tooth. We were so poor, I found 10% off coupons from a Polka Festival under my pillow. The only polka I knew about was with my Arkansas cousin. When I was born, the doctor looked at me and said: " Amazon has a 30 day return policy". I was so smart in the 8th grade, the teacher allowed me to study with the 6th graders. I told my best friend, my 17 year old son was having inappropriate relations with his teacher. He said," man you must be proud". I looked at him. " Jack, he's home schooled"! Rich men have fast cars, young women, fame and an art collection. Poor men have a clunker, a wife, disrespectful children and a bill collection. Yes, I have no JOB.
@majoroldladyakamom69482 жыл бұрын
Q: Why did the tomato turn so dark red? A: It saw the salad 'dressing'... 😫
@comedianjwatch2 жыл бұрын
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 😂😂
@dalepointer94142 жыл бұрын
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 👍
@gerardsmith69062 жыл бұрын
Home-schooled joke is funny as HE*L
@kregpeterman31452 жыл бұрын
Bashing Wal-Mart , that's original.
@sajmanzur2 жыл бұрын
He needs a hug and new career. Sorry not funny. But in sure he's a great guy
@sigor20112 жыл бұрын
Only funny at 420
@sigor20112 жыл бұрын
@@grumpyoldguy584 take classes. I'm noy a teacher, just a consumer.
@Mom-a-Dragon76222 жыл бұрын
That's funny see I grew up dirt poor also and yes losing a tooth was exciting lol. What gen are you "y"? And yes I was a latchkey kid so yes I was home alone a lot and no I wasn't scared of anything like that. Guess my anger issues had me hardened. OMG I cannot stand space but I can handle horror what the hell to each their own
@thysdebeer2911 Жыл бұрын
I guess some comedy is an acquired taste...
@1bestfriend2u182 жыл бұрын
3:37
@crystaldawn92552 жыл бұрын
Meh
@melkins615 Жыл бұрын
This guy is a dud
@tabbat33282 жыл бұрын
I got a little over 10 minutes in. Didn't laugh even one time, so I gave up. Maybe funny as a coworker? Not quite ready for standup yet. Keep trying though..
@christopherbic76882 жыл бұрын
Big purse. Yep
@wesleyoneal1176 Жыл бұрын
I can not believe that you guys are blaming the crowd on this poor poor attempt at stand up. Im not hes not good