REJECT CLOAKER. RETURN TO MONKE. | Payday 2 Sociopath Perk Deck

[@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275]

6:25 "Almir Listo will definitely add that if we bully him enough" This man does not disappoint

[@C_Papi]

WE HAVE THE BIG SPOON

[@mikeyfighter02]

WE GOT IT BOIS!

[@Drifting_Rift]

YEEEAh

[@C_A_I_N_N]

Yush...

[@thatshyguy7444]

DA SPOON im literally gonna start payday 2 up again just for the spoon

[@adaphas]

"Is there a comically large spoon melee?" "I swear to god Almir Listo will definitely add that if we bully him enough" We bullied him enough and he added it.

[@C_A_I_N_N]

71 Beyond by adding it's golden Big Brother that does double the damage and set people on fire at a 20% chance

[@ralcogaming7674]

@@C_A_I_N_N or in bagers case a "20%" chanceXD

[@Kazuno-i2d]

More like 100% chanch in bagers case

[@angelic_Death.]

@@Kazuno-i2d same with beating up the damn drill to restart it

[@jamesbeattie8800]

Bullying works

[@consicedisc6961]

imagine if jacket accidentally used the wrong message like he takes down a crew of cloakers and instead of something badass the tape recorder says something like "your prostate exam is scheduled at 2 pm"

[@siriuswinter1065]

i dont see how this is wrong.

[@rainierdanredondo1278]

@@siriuswinter1065 to add, and then jacket stabs them in the nuts

[@consicedisc6961]

@@siriuswinter1065 oh god it just clicked to me

[@jasonhaywood6606]

where do you think he kept all those tapes

[@theelkmenarrive7288]

Even better

[@Volvith]

Being a Sociopath in Payday 2 is the definition of the Spartan response to the question "Why are your swords so short?", which is _"So we can get closer to our enemies as we watch them die."_ Death is not an option, _it's a requirement, _*_and i'm an over-achiever._* Monke woke up. Monke chose violence. Be like monke. :3

[@The_Grim_Reaper6934]

The fact that Badger did not Pin or heart this comment fucking blows blows me away

[@redmegarex]

yes.

[@heimlich5026]

@@The_Grim_Reaper6934I mean this comment is like 2 years after the video, prolly just hasn’t seen it?

[@frost9d733]

5:15 I’m a god such a fucking God

[@wiwieyanie3756]

"i wrap my pizza in another pizza call that shit cholestrol" still gets me everytime

[@Void_Ghost_Beelz]

The one where he says “FUCK” gets me because you can hear his brain trying to find a word to say

[@NintendoNerd64]

wrap my pizza in a pound a butter, call that shit paula dean

[@Void_Ghost_Beelz]

@@NintendoNerd64 great taste, and incredible racism in every bite!

[@DeadLiftGaming]

I'm your 800 like do I get a prize

[@theorangegremlin334]

@@DeadLiftGaming A Cloaker Visit

[@MuchKoku]

"I will give you my all" played when I was the last man standing, camping a corner during an endless assault with '800 pound gorilla', ammo bags, and a LMG; splitting my time between mowing down heavies and taking as many hostages as I could. It will always be an epic piece.

[@user-jx3rz8br1s]

Nice carpenter brut pfp

[@bxnny5861]

YOOOO ANOTHER 800 LBS GORILLA GAMER LETS GOOOOOOO

[@s0m3fl00fyb3an]

Damn now I wanna see that, that sounds epic

[@bluejay1088]

you gave them your all

[@dacodahoward1040]

The song increased all your skills and perks by 500%

[@littleman4925]

Imagine the police radio that day. "Uh, control?" "yes?" "There's a monke with a monke mask in an alleyway hipfiring a m1 garand with a suppressor and a laser on it." "holy hell. Retreat immediately."

[@doomeddog5589]

he is also beating shit out of out fucking BULLDOZERS

[@RationalGull47]

Damn best comment I've seen all day

[@Viddaric]

"Also he just bare-knuckle boxed the Bulldozer into a coma"

[@bryce9021]

Yes

[@the_explorer4600]

@@Viddaric if I were a cop that witnessed that I would just run away and quit immediately tbh.

[@NoassNobrammo]

Didn’t know badger finally realized he’s the avatar.

[@dancearoundtheworld5360]

hes not avatar his hair is a size 1

[@minosprime6701]

Dammit beat me to it

[@vesterov]

Pulse

[@YaBoyElmm]

Nah Professor Xavier didn't lose his legs in this timeline XD

[@vesterov]

Elmstreet Destro bruh

[@knightghaleon]

When Badger goes into the public games "We running stealth or loud?" Badger: "I'll be the Saiyan." *proceeds to DBZ punch the armed authorities*

[@seantaggart7382]

*K.O!* _KNOCKS OUT CLOAKER_

[@obamaminion418]

10:05 be wary of the t-posers they have ascended. but it only makes sense to fear them.

[@knightghaleon]

@Extraordinary Nerd fantastic!

[@knightghaleon]

@@obamaminion418 they are the dominant lifeforms that visits the planet of the payday universe to check on the earthlings. They dare not show the earthlings their true power, yet.

[@ninja6245-real]

@@seantaggart7382 There’s an achievement for killing a cloaker mid jump.

[@CovertOperative13]

Yo, Badger, long time player here. If you haven't discovered them yet, there are two characters with special gore kills depending on their weapons and enemy. Jiro + Katana Melee + Charged Melee Kill on Cloakers = Chopped in Half or Beheaded Bodhi + Platypus Sniper Rifle + Headshot on Tazers = Chunks of Head GONE God, I wish they did more of these special kills.

[@TJKnight94]

You can also get a blt-mod that allows anyone to perform these gorey kills with any weapon i shotgunned a cloaker in half yesterday, pogged out

[@oH_._]

@Kanna Seppukamui Yeah, if you use Jiro as your playable character, equip the katana, and charge that sum bitch, you can cut the cloakers head or his body in half.

[@godzillafan9115]

I wished there was one for jacket where basically he recreates his killing blow from HM. Like just jacket + fist = bash they're head in like a got damn egg.

[@CovertOperative13]

@@TJKnight94 Yo, I need to look in those mods for the game. Been playing since the 360, still haven't tried any.

[@CovertOperative13]

@@godzillafan9115 Or you charge up a punch and he punches so hard that the Medic's neck snaps 180.

[@gameplayer1837]

5:18 Badger fixed the drill a third time and I IMMEADIATELY got an ad for Engineering courses in Japan

[@heyitsthedude]

I got one for Home Depot-

[@themenacingpenguin.7152]

@@heyitsthedude Man I'm jealous of yall's ads, I want an ad for microwave turntables.

[@combineunit6155]

I got one for gambling...

[@iris_ofthestorm4260]

That comically large spoon comment aged like fine wine

[@Hyprek_]

Na dude aged like milk

[@iris_ofthestorm4260]

@@Hyprek_ - ...Why, exactly? It got added to the game as an OP melee weapon. I’d call that well-aged.

[@mememaster2794]

And the 9 mm being hard to find comment aged like milk

[@iris_ofthestorm4260]

@@mememaster2794 - …the fuck does THAT mean?

[@kiogu_3348]

It has 69 comments. So only comment about it on here

[@benjaminstratford8800]

Badger please I still haven't come down off the adrenaline high from the last Payday video

[@FoxMoss0823]

What do you mean? That makes it even better

[@Lightna]

Its all part of Mr. Bone's wild ride. It never ends

[@bustahchiro3350]

We will all overdose

[@Mortal2064]

THE WILD RIDE NEVER ENDS

[@phantom1936]

IKR I’ve been waiting for this for so long he need to do more

[@Davinator11]

Badger: "how is 9mm hard to find" Every american gun owner: *tears up*

[@karelpgbr]

As a non-American, I laugh at this.

[@baker90338]

Disgusting Milky Water. You can thank the noguns for this. Basically: “oh, we need fucking gun control right now” then when the lockdown hit: “I need a gun right now, what do you mean I have a waiting period thanks to gun control, reeeeeeee”

[@Davinator11]

@Blake White ok boomer?

[@bobross5233]

😭😭😭

[@parkesy7461]

Blake White stop mr American gun man

[@sampletext5959]

“I suppressed my Garand and threw a laser on it, which only a literal ape would do.” Me doing stealth with dual suppressed Broomhandles with pink laser sights: “nobody expects *monke* ”

[@avrie6668]

*I almost coughed my throat out when I actually used my brain to picture what you just typed*

[@UltimaPhoenix15]

What would this even look like

[@dreadedgamer23]

Me, doing L O U D with an anti-material double-barrel shotgun that is painted gold: "Nobody expects the G R I M R E A P E R!"

[@rift3068]

“I Will Give you my All” is just the cloaker explaining why he should be on the police force despite his blatant sociopathy

[@burnerheinz]

This makes perfect sense and is now Canon

[@charadreemurr5121]

Xerain House imagine every heist only one cloaker but it has the zealdozers health

[@Brent-jj6qi]

chara dreemurr it starts beating someone and you have everyone else unload a full mag of a Thanatos into it in 30 seconds.

[@StealthTheFoxz]

I will give you brutality!

[@Trunch1312]

chara dreemurr *Laughs in electric brass knuckles stun lock*

[@thefrostyslinger9041]

13:37 I love that as soon as Badger asks the question, all of his friends start yelling "schewpid"

[@A3therk1n]

12:33, you got the time wrong.

[@TheBlindingWhelk]

He also uses Hoxton on his SFM animations too xD (since Hoxton is British)

[@TalkedSniper322]

@@A3therk1n Only different because Badger deleted the sponsorship segment at the beginning. :P

[@A3therk1n]

@@TalkedSniper322 eh. still got it wrong- :/

[@92edoy]

Want a surefire way to devolve you and your friends into a group of cavemen? Try to make a conversation about mooses and how weird they sound and then try to shout "EEEEUGH!". Then watch chaos unfold.

[@napstadg2211]

Bulldozer:"Oh, you're aproaching me?" Badger:"I can't stab the shit out of you without getting closer"

[@rodgerickmercer4866]

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE !!!!

[@flaretheragegamer8451]

@@rodgerickmercer4866 aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@casda5226]

@@flaretheragegamer8451 RUNNNN AH

[@somebodyfamiliar6476]

funny weed number deployed

[@PugnaciousProductions]

Oh Ho Ho Ho, come as close as you’d like then!

[@GoodfellaZeta4873]

Jacket tape recorder lines 0:30 0:47 2:03 2:14 2:31 2:47 3:02 3:15 3:34 4:26 4:35 4:45 6:49 8:08 9:49 10:55 12:16 13:56 16:11 17:18 19:18 19:59

[@Ey_SmoKrac]

21 lines 💀

[@seanmartinez4117]

22 vhs lines 💀💀💀

[@skywardstargaze1768]

You forgot 6:28

[@that_guy5217]

@@skywardstargaze1768 thats a medic line in a vhs filter

[@Anna_From_Ypres]

why the HELL did you do this?

[@heywaitasecond46]

You probably know this, but they actually added the comically large spoon. Edit: This comment was made before his vid on the comically large spoon, stop telling me about it.

[@djwethat2679]

And a golden spoon

[@us_is_we9263]

I KNOW RIGHT, IT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS THAT THEY ACTUALLY DID IT

[@yessiritsthatguy1140]

i was abt to say it

[@sirsmiteful6285]

I have a feeling he’s going to make another payday video. Prediction: monke gets spoon.

[@anthonyputman4077]

The holy spoon

[@navinc.9678]

just imagine one of those cops in heaven be like: 'oh how did you die?' 'I was stabbed with a grill fork by a mute bank robber

[@אורשחר-פ2ס]

they also added the comically large spoon so now its "i was beat to death with a comically large spoon by a bank robber"

[@willleese8842]

'they also used a tape recorder for some reason and had a chicken mask along with a stylish jacket '

[@griffin1086]

Or with my favorite “I was Karate chopped in the throat by an Australian women in full body armor.”

[@omahabrowneyes]

The roasts are perfect representing, like "my blood was claimed to be used for barbecue sauce"

[@Thephillips-dj1po]

“I was killed with a comically large spoon by some guy in a Monkey mask.”

[@Anjanathan0]

"You look so innocent." Cultist in the Enter the Gungeon: Kills bullet god and his teammate.

[@battlion507]

Hah! Betrayal at it's finest!

[@Anjanathan0]

@Alejandro GAMEZ SIERRA it is a easter egg you can find Bullet's head and Marine's helmet too

[@garrettbates9124]

Where do you get the Gungeon gear

[@Anjanathan0]

@@garrettbates9124 I don't remember the map but they are scattered around inside of it

[@thatonecat8881]

You can find smol figurines around bank heist (dont know which bank heist), jewelry store and one more that I forgot you and when you find 5 or 10 you will get the mask

[@FiddleWithSticks]

I like how at 8:08, badger is just getting slowly concerned when jacket gets closer to the camera.

[@irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251]

"Heads, or tails. The tossed coin. A metaphor for the uncertainties of life. Of course, the wise player- _Always_ *_Cheats."_* Damned if those Jacket quotes aren't terrifying.

[@charadreemurr5121]

jesuschrist why yep

[@normalpersonlivingtheirlife]

What do you mean that makes it better

[@Stringnerd11]

Terrifying yet true

[@ethangarciafike8076]

Laughs in faze jarves

[@yorukage5926]

Jacket is a psychopath what do you expect XD

[@hamac6156]

Normal pubs: stealth or loud? RussianBadger pub: M O N K E

[@ionman1761]

WULULULULULU

[@livesakimbo]

normal pubs are usually loud anyways so nothing changes

[@Captain_Aham]

10:50 Just adding a timestamp to one of the most intimidating quotes i've ever heard

[@theolympiyn8670]

I hate this

[@brolyfanstandwithvic3924]

The one criminal that can match the insanity fo the Joker

[@Alexmarill]

It's probably one of my favorite quotes from this game

[@silversbresol]

Who’s is that chicken man

[@hexenkonig7074]

@@silversbresol that's Jacket, he likes hurting other people.

[@philliptyndall4668]

Legends say that to this day, Badger still hasn't missed a single drill fix hit

[@FriendofDead]

Ah yes, One thing i DON'T want to hear on mayhem heist is: "What's a grenade button?"

[@zeron2688]

"What's a Grenade" -Me, a Stoic Player

[@battlion507]

@@zeron2688 It's a statement. ;)

[@alexlento1744]

hey bro whats the grenade button tho?

[@16imademanudutawedharma96]

@@zeron2688 "get out of school" card

[@Godlobber]

I have come back here to tell everybody that yes, we are getting a fucking spoon melee weapon.

[@genovisstudios3761]

Ya bastard, beat me to it

[@Kdot..F]

Yo can I get some ice cream?

[@fernandinhoferreirabrito2986]

Only a spoonful!

[@fireice-dy8xg]

think they would do a video on payday 2 with the spoon?

[@redpikachu3754]

@@fireice-dy8xg He better, this is HIS legacy, after all.

[@Roboman13372]

Police doing their job: Some shiter: THIS IS THE STANCE

[@aidanwarrell2149]

I am a moke dodge main you shitters

[@brazilianwaterman718]

_/_/ The Monke Stance

[@joey-js9pr]

how did you mispell shitter my man

[@Roboman13372]

wha??? who??? Read my hat homie I have what the kids call dum

[@ciphergacha9100]

5:53 yes with everything but sociopath because of the 10x damage when melee attacking twice in a second

[@ciphergacha9100]

You want to charge attack, use infiltrator

[@zadamany9255]

13:14 “How is 9mm hard to find?” Well, it all started back in January...

[@weeb3244]

It all started when they killed that damned gorilla

[@Unertl28]

Gun owner problems

[@hulksmash3429]

January? I don't think that is when George Floyd died to his heart attack

[@edgetransitcollecter3139]

Facts

[@igrglo1532]

@@hulksmash3429 And thats a fact

[@critter3312]

Robber: Put all the money in the bag Banker: Okay sir I'll get on it *looks down* Banker: Sir why are you robbing us with such fresh ass timberlands on

[@joey-js9pr]

who tf says timerlands just say timbs

[@sachiel197]

Gotta pay for dem timbs somehow

[@critter3312]

wha??? who??? A banker that’s who

[@devinwhite5064]

@@joey-js9pr a professional

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

@@joey-js9pr Someone with professional etiquette.

[@xshotfd9361]

Badger got that "Avatar : Legend Of Baldjur" haircut going on

[@polypotterplayz2015]

6:03 Cloaker was observing Social distancing even while beating you asses up 🤣🤣

[@ForcerElpeCo]

RussianBadger: *Makes Payday content and makes it more relevant than ever* Overkill: "It's free real estate"

[@GSixFiveFourThreeFourDashTwo]

Why have these stale reddit memes infested absolutely every youtube comment section?

[@Mosezgarcea]

I bought the game just because Badger reminded me of it and made it look really fun

[@bencsurazoltan4974]

@@Mosezgarcea me too mate and im enjoing it

[@Jonaegh]

Imagine donkey punching a fully armored federal officer in the face, and he just crumples like a broken deck chair

[@Emperor_Of_Mankind]

I've seen clips of that kind of thing man ... not funny, but I still laughed like an idiot because ... well I've been around ... seen a lotta shit in my day. No I'm not a boomer, just well traveled.

[@johnny6883]

Same as you Theo C

[@johnny6883]

@@Emperor_Of_Mankind you

[@Bmuenks31]

I read donkey punching, and thought this comment was gonna be wild 😂

[@cringenamehere3920]

"heads or tails? a tossed coin, a metaphor for the uncertainties of life, of course, the wise player always cheats" found my yearbook quote

[@MixG98]

I've always wondered... what does it mean the last phrase? "The wise player always cheats" Does anyone knows about it?

[@starlord7774]

​@@MixG98 basically it just means that a smart person never leaves anything to actual chance and rigs the odds so that they always win. A lot of stuff that people "leave to chance" realistically can be taken advantage of it you know what you are doing.

[@P4R53C5]

​@@starlord7774true but how do you cheat at coin tossing?

[@starlord7774]

@@P4R53C5 weighted coin/tampering with the coin itself. Tossing it a certain way to manipulate it to face a certain way. The quote is more so a metaphor than an actual situation.

[@mysis64]

@@P4R53C5 a 2 headed coin

[@BR-dj1bo]

4:25 Dozer just be standing there, watching a man with a chicken mask whacking a Cloaker with a nail hammer made me laugh harder then it shouldn't have lol

[@Ketamiinikaapo]

We Actually have to cyberbully Almir to give us a "Comically large spoon" As a melee weapon. Like Actually

[@unknownohms8426]

Give us the link

[@Ketamiinikaapo]

@@alexanderkuczaj2583 *le s p o o n*

[@theprincipalityofbelka4646]

I have a better idea, give us a stand arrow

[@ghostlys_graveyard]

@@theprincipalityofbelka4646 yes. we need it.

[@theprincipalityofbelka4646]

Ghostly ill stab cloaker with it and give him a stand i have an arrow

[@brucehc4975]

Sociopath: "call and ambulance". Sociopath, pulling out melee weapon: *but not for me*

[@commanderpauline2763]

*stabs in the neck with the push daggers*

[@thatguy10001]

"Yo Jacket and the Sociopath Perk Deck are so cool" *Cries in Australian*

[@dres4r977]

Don’t you guys get it for free?

[@normaefird9579]

No, Hotline Miami is banned in Australia and they have to wait till they send you something

[@dres4r977]

@@normaefird9579 thats what i was talking about, they send you a code so you can get it

[@huntereyeofdarkwood5417]

@@normaefird9579 If you send a email to overkill with proof of austrailan citinsenship you Get it for free (there is a a long wait, but still)

[@shagaru1234]

@@dres4r977 the devs outright tell you to pirate it or show citizenship to the devs and you'll get a code

[@MrIncogwastaken]

15:12 I wrap my pizza in another pizza and call that shit Viagra

[@isaacwurmbrand]

I'm still constantly amused by the fact that "I Will Give You My All 2017" is written and performed by the one, the only, Bain's voice actor. And also he's the Cloaker voice actor. Bain and/or a Cloaker just going nuts over the comms while the gang goes apeshit.

[@siperog]

It's even more ironic if you're in a heist with a radio (like Murky Station or Big Oil Day 1), because it can play the original version

[@fairy_phantasm]

oh now that you say it... I do hear Bain now. hmm interesting.

[@RGE-NOELLE]

The voice actor for bain is also the voice actor for the dozers

[@rotz394]

It gets better: the VA for Bain and the Cloakers composes a majority of Payday 2's soundtrack

[@Frostaltered]

Well. Almost all of the music is written by Bain. Since Simon Viklund voices Bain. He also is the one singing in Flames of Love from the BBQ Pack dlc and the country songs of Pat Briscoe with “Im a Wild One” and “Drifting”

[@mm59401]

“Like how is 9mm hard to find?” He does not know.

[@uppo9301]

So. Fucking. Expensive.

[@MrStephenmor]

Bruh I run dual-weild p90's Aint no ammo

[@cheesybeans5304]

@@MrStephenmor I have a minigun and a flamethrower with thermite grenades and a fucking kitchen knife, never before has joy been the most terrifying force of nature

[@Jorts_McJeanShorts]

I haven't found any in 2 months, how's a boog boy gonna boog with no 9?

[@jonathonhalter9576]

Too real.... sad boog noises

[@Apple-ix9nj]

“All these officers” *equips diamond pickaxe* “So little time...”

[@fm.f1]

"And all I did was play Minecraft."

[@LoneHerald]

"So little mine..."

[@EyelessMasks]

"wait, theres an achievement?" Half of pd2 achievements get unlocked that way

[@Somerandomedude-go8el]

yea. literally playing a public game "Adcheivment get Virus"

[@overshotbloox7944]

1000+ achievments

[@pututunik8748]

Not half of them, 90 percent of them, the other 10 you need to check the achievement tab

[@markulyssestabasan3064]

"Wait, there's a car?" I got that achievement first time playing Meltdown. Almost quit halfway because forklift.

[@FIrstLast-ti3hu]

@@markulyssestabasan3064 that car was so much worse. Breaks every 3 minutes, way too easy to flip over. Forklifts can skip most of the drive

[@Choujifangirl]

Is it just me or does anybody else laugh when heavenly father laughs just something about his laugh puts a smile on my face

[@Anonymous-73]

Cloaker: I fear no man, but that t h i n g….. *counter strike perk* It scares me…….

[@MykeGG]

Get..that.. fucking..shit... *AWAY FROM ME*

[@elmendelasarten8365]

@@MykeGG *proceeds to wululu the wululu boi*

[@MykeGG]

@@elmendelasarten8365 *AUGH*

[@davidwilliams1949]

@@MykeGG imma drop kick you now

[@MykeGG]

@@davidwilliams1949 no No NOOOO

[@twotailedavenger]

The DALTONS. I thought the Medic said "the Dolphins", and I'm like "Ah. He's a Jets fan." Which made it even funnier during the Counterfeit heist since you're in Florida.

[@Your_Host_Cletus]

Same

[@nickpapadopoulos9978]

I thought that was looki look reference?

[@notasovietspytrustme4392]

“Woah we’re getting robbed but damn he fresh” -security guard

[@shadybait]

At 1:57 right after he says “we may need a paid dlc, and we got one!” For 1 frame you can see a state of survival ad

[@jackmio]

yeah, i noticed that he cut out the ad lol

[@sammyboy2007]

​@@jackmiothey prolly backed out of the contract, so badger removed the ad

[@Broccoli134]

13:14 “How is 9mm hard to find?” 2020 comin in like

[@blarghinatelazer9394]

Aged like fuckin' milk, and the video itself is from this year too lmao

[@micahmorrison1131]

Stonks

[@braindeadgaming808]

I had to resort to 50 bmg because that wasnt sold out

[@bishoppope2921]

@Owen Watts dude stfu no one, and I mean no one calls it 9x19mm luger. Yes I understand technically other 9mm rounds exist like. 380 and 9x39 but literally everyone understood.

[@airraid1266]

@@bishoppope2921 everyone calls it 9mm Luger or 9x19, you also forgot to mention 9x18mm Makarov and during time of upload 9x19 was extremely rare. Still is. *Happy shitpost noises*

[@fragmentshotz9352]

“This medic is tanky” *Laughs in medic dozer*

[@lazerwing3022]

Laughs in medic dozer healing minigun dozer

[@robbiethecontroller9642]

Off topic but 2:49 I see a boomer from left 4 dead and I think they stall the model.

[@lalasagneexecrable752]

Nah not minigun dozer, it’s not the worst, but skulldozers !

[@Furi_S_Poi]

@@robbiethecontroller9642 yea, maybe. Cause I see it too.

[@shokanshok3198]

@@lalasagneexecrable752 Minigun dozers are way worse

[@acetrigger1337]

Me: there is no way to make "Jacket" cooler than he is. This Video: **press play** hold my bat...

[@EzekiesAcheron]

Jacket is fucking sick tho. Best heister.

[@Inkypencil22]

leaving this world isn’t as scary as it seems

[@DGARedRaven]

"The following presentation is not suited for minors."

[@actuallyarclight]

‘We hope you will have a pleasant flight!’

[@TheYugiohChessDude]

I don't know why but you showed up on my recommendations but I can kinda see why, ONE OF THE BEST CHANNELS I HAVE FOUND YET FULL OF CHAOS. XD

[@Juanguar]

Welcome to the circus

[@TheYugiohChessDude]

@@Juanguar I would like to call it the circus of chaos

[@CQBlitz0]

@@TheYugiohChessDude FBI? I kinda killed all your dozers. You might need some new ones.

[@justananimegirlwithpinkhai8379]

The 4 playstyles of Payday 2 Armor Dodge Grinder *_M O N K I_*

[@ericdeyarmin9607]

I am an armored *M O N K I*

[@yoboikamil525]

M O N K E

[@jpjfrey5673]

Grinder is basically Dodge Lite so....yeah

[@JagerJagerJagerJager]

M O N K E

[@necro5430]

Armored Dodge Grinder *MONKE*

[@SimplySmeef]

"When British people say Stupid, how many S's, C's and H's are exaggerated?" QUITE a lot. It's 65% of how you say it

[@dulizardglasses3170]

*take my like*

[@davechisnall5715]

as a brit can confirm

[@samthewizzy]

As an American can’t confirm but that sounds very funny

[@lordbones5433]

Im reading this at the moment when they start saying that

[@vladgabrielmatei9128]

@@dulizardglasses3170 you fucken take mine i swear to god-

[@MrMando-ct3gs]

There's an "awkward seal" mask in the game and I'm dissapointed you haven't used it in a video yet.

[@oH_._]

Someone needs to tweet to badger that the seal exists in this game

[@TH3H3LLR41S3R]

@@oH_._ it's a random drop mask he might not have it yet

[@thegamingpredator7439]

True.

[@Dancan799]

TH3 H3LL R41S3R all you need to do is a few crime sprees to get the coins to buy it

[@Vasparoza]

He already has it. You could see it in his inventory on stream.

[@PlasmaIndigo]

13:50 i just realized that badger animated the model so correctly. the models hand is in specific position so his finger doesnt get caught in the loading mechanism when he pushes the clip in and giving him the "Garand Thumb" o7 my friend o7...

[@ACuteKitty101]

Badger playing Jacket is one of those things where you can't believe it hasn't happened yet.

[@mack9770]

I could believe it if he would play with Microsoft Jacket

[@vinylsketch]

Good on him for playing one of the best characters.

[@scottbooth2192]

Imagine training for years of your life to become a member of the SWAT and some guy in a doge mask attacks you with a grill fork and an M1 Garand

[@elgenerico5453]

"He was a brave soldier, who died protecting the Golden Grin." "How'd he die?" "Fork."

[@poundweed3499]

"Twok"*

[@stives2284]

Monke

[@forbiddenbanana9255]

That's how I want to die

[@et1033]

Why am I crying laughing right now...?

[@cracksnack1581]

hey britian murica f*ck yeah

[@A3therk1n]

18:38 you KNOW you're doing good at heisting when the ENEMY MEDIC- *N E E D S A M E D I C-*

[@THE_TRAPPYMAN]

That js advanced tactic ma dude

[@snekdad7100]

“Mmm that voice sound familiar...” “Marioinatophat” “YO ITS MY MANS”

[@mezosithebest]

Strimby is now famous. Wooo!

[@TheAmazingClaytor]

This is good for ScrungoCoin

[@oH_._]

maria you are a skill of noob

[@FestiveRocket]

KankSchlap nice aced deployable

[@KESTRAL23]

Maria loves stealth

[@Cairo40000]

Being in the Payday fandom is basically diving straight into a pool of memes and dubstep

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

And CASH!

[@MidnightMan04]

"Are ya winnin, heisters?"

[@thorodinson292]

ZA HANDO GA KESU

[@lmahu6627]

I don't even play this game (at least not yet since my PC is so weak), and the first thing I get from this community are remixes of Dallas's medic bag line.

[@PlebNC]

Fun fact: Despite being loud as F, the chainsaw is a silent weapon.

[@crowsenpai5625]

And does the same damage as just smacking them with your gun.

[@lechking941]

@@crowsenpai5625 no i think it does more but my choice of weapon is the posioned ninja one as that posion is all i care about for it makes bulldozers drop like get a bow and thunk! * dozer drops dead after 3 arrows in the fucking chest*

[@PlebNC]

@@crowsenpai5625 But not as funny as sneaking up on a guard with the chainsaw's motor revving like a muscle car at a drag race start line.

[@gabrielangelos2821]

Wait

[@dr.doctor1027]

In the distance: "dude being saw in half screaming for life" Guard on the other side: hmm must be the wind.

[@adriancerda8478]

8:24 Couch Baby

[@roboboi1016]

It is at the perfect time so it sounds like “ouch baby”

[@thomasnolastname8734]

Couch Baby

[@quackback4901]

“BETTER LATE THEN NEVER.” -some police officer that can drop kick a clown over a Toyota car

[@randomcardgame3534]

Nice

[@kanyewestlover187]

WE CALL IT A DIFFICULTY TWEAK

[@DudeBoye]

"Go to the forums and cry like the little beach your are!"

[@donnykitsune6289]

*_You Call This "Resisting Arrest?" We Call This A "DIFFICULTY TWEAK."_*

[@theenduriangamer5509]

"Wait, thats an achievement?!?" Payday 2 achievements in a nutshell

[@nooneimportant7566]

Fish A.I

[@ANAYELIPALACIOS]

@@nooneimportant7566 oh god no

[@purpowld323]

There’s an achievement for jumping. Why?

[@icyatlasartworks]

@@ANAYELIPALACIOS oh God yes

[@raddrew42]

@@purpowld323 you can get a mask by jumping for a whole heist

[@shanewinslow380]

“How hard is it to find 9mm” Every gun owner in America right now: Boi let me tell you what

[@johnbacon4997]

/\

[@MaceOfSpades5]

Why use 9mm when you can use 50.Cal

[@shanewinslow380]

Siegi Griesmayr because I don’t ha 12 grand to spend on an M82 and I’d rather not pay 5 bucks for every round I wanna shoot

[@theburndome9396]

Dead ass tho dog. I got my box o'hollowsblat point.... But that's it.

[@RebelFNOS]

@Shane Winslow payday 2 adjusted to issues of the real world

[@The-Ink-Dragon97]

14:07 "GRIND"

[@consicedisc6961]

orphan: gets random firmware updates kid with parents: lmao shoulda had the Battle pass

[@juicemeister1984]

the hacker kid: *laughs in infinite knowledge*

[@orwhynotrandom3593]

@@juicemeister1984 Albert Eisenstein bypassed the vac system

[@asianlegolas6683]

When the devs nerf Stephen Hawking

[@realracoon]

@@asianlegolas6683 bruh when will I get my first buff

[@MedicBagMaster]

He doesn't miss

[@melonman8999]

20:45 “Cloaker in da bank, what will he do?” Get his ankles hammered in, apparently

[@everfire6002]

Let's be honest, if we ever managed to get a GIANT SPOON melee weapon, the game would suddenly become absolute perfection.

[@twisted9251]

Comically Large Spoon

[@facha2961]

We all knew that the devs are cool enough

[@GiantDad56]

We got a pencil and a ruler. Soooooo

[@Eatmydbzballs]

.....You mean a shovel?

[@sleepygamermax6782]

What about a Spork?

[@Coolboimaybe]

16:33 Dozer “Ok I’m here now who wants to die!” Three hits with a pickax later.

[@X-SPONGED]

7:12 Badger: "Die you fuck, PLEASE!!!" SWAT: _"alrighty then..."_ *_*tf2 crit noise*_*

[@annajonsson4429]

The magic word

[@MarmiteMark]

"please" solves all problems!

[@roboboi1016]

7:15

[@TyphoonBlast]

“Is this alien?” *proceeds to get dunked on by cloaker, who’s probably a alien*

[@lstriker8d882]

Oi! Spoliers!

[@lazerwing3022]

*spoilers* if you're interested in payday's lore Correction: demon Cloakers are demons They demons are from whatever dimension the dentist accesses with those Illuminati boxes

[@WEIRDANDYELLOW]

"Ugh this is what Nightmares are made of" Jacket: "Hello :3"

[@theblackcoat4615]

If you get in bed with Jacket: *I DON‘T THINK THAT‘S SUPPOSED TO GO THERE*

[@tomshnider3660]

Badger:says that jacket is deadly as shit. Jacket:hi(・∀・)

[@ninja6245-real]

@@tomshnider3660 Canonically Jacket and Wolf both get along REALLY WELL.

[@OwOnt]

youre just proving his point my guy

[@morepain9337]

@@ninja6245-real do explain

[@ECHO-87]

Cloaker:"you call this resisting arrest we call this a diffic-" jacket:"oh I dont think so"

[@microwavedricecake1554]

I never knew that those recordings had such *TERRIFYING* dialogue.

[@venomousviper5117]

"There is no need to be alarmed"

[@venomousviper5117]

"I dont think that is supposed to be there."

[@prodby-titan]

"Excercise caution when AGGRAVATING MY TEMPER"

[@hematicfox7096]

"Do you know what time it is?"

[@Sonichero151]

This was one of God's first prototypes at making a DoomSlayer. ......... *he still doesn't know if this was a success or now*

[@domonator5000]

I’m so used to badger’s vids being ADR’d that I can’t tell what’s an actual payday sound effect and what is an after effect?

[@waterman2666]

MarioInATopHat is litteraly a god in payday and meme just watch his stream announcement vid

[@ARG_DJMinion]

M1 Garand Sincronized to Blue Monday Intensifies

[@Techhunter_Talon]

7:15 I love the inclusion of the default TF2 hit sound right there. Almost makes me want Badger to do a video in Team Fortress 2... and possibly get either curbstomped by bots or join the players in curbstomping them back. Seriously, the game's bot problem became so bad that the players are figuring out strategies to counter said bots. XD

[@Majorbrawl]

Petition to add a “work from home” DLC were every cop, cloaker, and dozer is a robot being remotely controlled

[@booder9137]

yes

[@cafeconmatt6373]

MvM Update?

[@alvanschmitz947]

If its gonna be like MvM, make it for Safe House Raid.

[@cavendor5286]

13:43 from Britain can confirm it takes 3 days to say that word

[@Keidon1337]

Its takes you from chewsday to chursday

[@all--in2175]

TheRussianBadger: Talk about different melee weapons. Me who only uses an ice pick and a shocker: WHAT IS THIS SHIT? 🗿

[@hellfireattronarch]

Ice pick forever

[@crash5786]

16:46 can we just appreciate how polite Mickey was?

[@MrBubas]

RussianBadger: “you know what”... *CLOAKER SCREECH INTENSIFIES*

[@bohnebohne2228]

*SCREAMS IN MEDIC BAG*

[@Blankblackbox]

ReehehehehehehHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

[@flamingfury7312]

My favorite bit about the intro is that, to someone not paying attention and/or does not play Payday 2, it looks like Badger is dramatically running through different halls when in actuality, he is just running in and out of the same room lmao

[@flamingfury7312]

@ShroomTube yes, it is the assault portion of the original Code Silver, the Payday: The Heist version You should check out the game. As old as it is, its still really fun and has a *very* different style to it

[@robloxgamerxox]

I'll be honest, I was paying attention to the music, plus I haven't done that heist (yet) so I wouldn't know

[@dgcharlie5360]

@@robloxgamerxox you choose the soundtrack in the menu, heists don't have specific soundtracks

[@watermelongames7169]

I had to re-watch it. You are right.

[@lucastrimble9140]

No...no no no no.... it... it can't be...

[@huxley_6031]

Enemy model: glitches in frames Badger: *S P O O N*

[@shortlived4303]

"it's not a bug, it's a feature." "It's a feature that may or may not be tweaked in the future."

[@ReckerDexmon]

7:11 Bro really glitched himself to get Comically Large Spoon added

[@polishpotatos9282]

you executed that clocker with a luger harder then the SS coming for my grandparents.

[@Juliuscaesar0315]

HOLY SH*T BRO

[@EzekiesAcheron]

Ouch bro.

[@polishpotatos9282]

@@Juliuscaesar0315 what to much? My English is not the best. I polski

[@foxson7197]

You would be happy to know your victims of a robbery

[@polishpotatos9282]

@@foxson7197 well technically yes we did lose our money.

[@megadan268]

Ex-president deck: I don't need full ballistic, I will armor myself in Y O U R B L O O D

[@insertusername7253]

Amen brother

[@redmistbby]

@@insertusername7253 yeehaw

[@zaiz6018]

Only problem with ex president is your armor needs to run out first. Chances on higher difficulties are, if your armor runs out, you are in a pretty bad situation already

[@insertusername7253]

Yeah kinda, i use 2nd wind to get back in cover so it helps alot

[@lordrwbyandnepwatcher1387]

Ex-president gang!

[@Dentavse]

Good Tip: When the drill has a blue outline it means you have better drill-skills than the one who placed it there for you can upgrade it to go faster. :)

[@usafa886]

I have all drill skills

[@alecchristiaen4856]

I got a mouse with a button, which when pressed imitates rapid-pressing the M1 key. Add in sociopath, a katana, and two weapons which require next to no aim (nade launcher and SMG), and I can safely bind melee to M1 while going Kill Bill on a ridiculous amount of cops.

[@yatokawa4336]

Badger: *RUNS THE M O N K E BUILD* Me: I have to put down my Dodge crit Snub Nose Minigun Build. And phrase the LORD.

[@TimDaCorgi]

Imagine being a swat officer and respond to a bank robbery just to see a guy with a kitchen knife come towards you

[@nepspartan-7597]

*Tries to cock the swat-issued rifle just in time to look back up and the guy is already in your face swinging down with the knife*

[@TimDaCorgi]

@@nepspartan-7597 *While crab walking towards you*

[@alexmerriweather3143]

"You look like such an innocent kid." Shout out to any who plays Enter the Gungeon who knows what's up about the Cultist

[@gamemasterjames5786]

Still want to know how to get that headgears

[@thegamingshiba8226]

@@gamemasterjames5786 its an achievement collectible on jewelery store dsod

[@jacobnic8279]

Game master James you can get on jewelry store or Hoxton breakout day 1 on any difficulty

[@suconligma3498]

Disappointment that you cant use a dart gun

[@jacobnic8279]

Sucon Ligma The air bow is the closest equivalent