REJECT CLOAKER. RETURN TO MONKE. | Payday 2 Sociopath Perk Deck

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[@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275]

6:25 "Almir Listo will definitely add that if we bully him enough" This man does not disappoint

[@C_Papi]

WE HAVE THE BIG SPOON

[@mikeyfighter02]

WE GOT IT BOIS!

[@Drifting_Rift]

YEEEAh

[@__Kurobei___]

Yush...

[@thatshyguy7444]

DA SPOON im literally gonna start payday 2 up again just for the spoon

[@NoassNobrammo]

Didn’t know badger finally realized he’s the avatar.

[@dancearoundtheworld5360]

hes not avatar his hair is a size 1

[@minosprime6701]

Dammit beat me to it

[@vesterov]

Pulse

[@YaBoyElmm]

Nah Professor Xavier didn't lose his legs in this timeline XD

[@vesterov]

Elmstreet Destro bruh

[@Volvith]

Being a Sociopath in Payday 2 is the definition of the Spartan response to the question "Why are your swords so short?", which is _"So we can get closer to our enemies as we watch them die."_ Death is not an option, _it's a requirement, _*_and i'm an over-achiever._* Monke woke up. Monke chose violence. Be like monke. :3

[@The_Grim_Reaper6934]

The fact that Badger did not Pin or heart this comment fucking blows blows me away

[@redmegarex]

yes.

[@heimlich5026]

@@The_Grim_Reaper6934I mean this comment is like 2 years after the video, prolly just hasn’t seen it?

[@frost9d733]

5:15 I’m a god such a fucking God

[@isaacwurmbrand]

I'm still constantly amused by the fact that "I Will Give You My All 2017" is written and performed by the one, the only, Bain's voice actor. And also he's the Cloaker voice actor. Bain and/or a Cloaker just going nuts over the comms while the gang goes apeshit.

[@siperog]

It's even more ironic if you're in a heist with a radio (like Murky Station or Big Oil Day 1), because it can play the original version

[@fairy_phantasm]

oh now that you say it... I do hear Bain now. hmm interesting.

[@RGE-NOELLE]

The voice actor for bain is also the voice actor for the dozers

[@rotz394]

It gets better: the VA for Bain and the Cloakers composes a majority of Payday 2's soundtrack

[@wiwieyanie3756]

"i wrap my pizza in another pizza call that shit cholestrol" still gets me everytime

[@Void_Ghost_Beelz]

The one where he says “FUCK” gets me because you can hear his brain trying to find a word to say

[@NintendoNerd64]

wrap my pizza in a pound a butter, call that shit paula dean

[@Void_Ghost_Beelz]

@@NintendoNerd64 great taste, and incredible racism in every bite!

[@DeadLiftGaming]

I'm your 800 like do I get a prize

[@theorangegremlin334]

@@DeadLiftGaming A Cloaker Visit

[@consicedisc6961]

imagine if jacket accidentally used the wrong message like he takes down a crew of cloakers and instead of something badass the tape recorder says something like "your prostate exam is scheduled at 2 pm"

[@siriuswinter1065]

i dont see how this is wrong.

[@rainierdanredondo1278]

@@siriuswinter1065 to add, and then jacket stabs them in the nuts

[@consicedisc6961]

@@siriuswinter1065 oh god it just clicked to me

[@jasonhaywood6606]

where do you think he kept all those tapes

[@theelkmenarrive7288]

Even better

[@zacharymabb4873]

Jacket tape recorder lines 0:30 0:47 2:03 2:14 2:31 2:47 3:02 3:15 3:34 4:26 4:35 4:45 6:49 8:08 9:49 10:55 12:16 13:56 16:11 17:18 19:18 19:59

[@Ey_SmoKrac]

21 lines 💀

[@seanmartinez4117]

22 vhs lines 💀💀💀

[@skywardstargaze1768]

You forgot 6:28

[@that_guy5217]

@@skywardstargaze1768 thats a medic line in a vhs filter

[@Anna_From_Ypres]

why the HELL did you do this?

[@sampletext5959]

“I suppressed my Garand and threw a laser on it, which only a literal ape would do.” Me doing stealth with dual suppressed Broomhandles with pink laser sights: “nobody expects *monke* ”

[@iris_ofthestorm4260]

That comically large spoon comment aged like fine wine

[@Hyprek_]

Na dude aged like milk

[@iris_ofthestorm4260]

@@Hyprek_ - ...Why, exactly? It got added to the game as an OP melee weapon. I’d call that well-aged.

[@mememaster2794]

And the 9 mm being hard to find comment aged like milk

[@iris_ofthestorm4260]

@@mememaster2794 - …the fuck does THAT mean?

[@kiogu_3348]

It has 69 comments. So only comment about it on here

[@Davinator11]

Badger: "how is 9mm hard to find" Every american gun owner: *tears up*

[@karelpgbr]

As a non-American, I laugh at this.

[@baker90338]

Disgusting Milky Water. You can thank the noguns for this. Basically: “oh, we need fucking gun control right now” then when the lockdown hit: “I need a gun right now, what do you mean I have a waiting period thanks to gun control, reeeeeeee”

[@Davinator11]

@Blake White ok boomer?

[@bobross5233]

😭😭😭

[@parkesy7461]

Blake White stop mr American gun man

[@gameplayer1837]

5:18 Badger fixed the drill a third time and I IMMEADIATELY got an ad for Engineering courses in Japan

[@A3therk1n]

18:38 you KNOW you're doing good at heisting when the ENEMY MEDIC- *N E E D S A M E D I C-*

[@THE_TRAPPYMAN]

That js advanced tactic ma dude

[@Godlobber]

I have come back here to tell everybody that yes, we are getting a fucking spoon melee weapon.

[@genovisstudios3761]

Ya bastard, beat me to it

[@Kdot..F]

Yo can I get some ice cream?

[@fernandinhoferreirabrito2986]

Only a spoonful!

[@fireice-dy8xg]

think they would do a video on payday 2 with the spoon?

[@redpikachu3754]

@@fireice-dy8xg He better, this is HIS legacy, after all.

[@RobMustDie482]

9:55 Badger goes to stab a taser, taser shocks him, Badger instantly pulls out his shotgun at a speed no human can comprehend and makes a hole where the taser's face used to be.

[@bonnieshenton9426]

Oh god

[@rumwrestlelive]

There is literally no frames between the knife and the gun

[@leebard9335]

He's said before his mongoose reflexes are his best skill.

[@cactus9737]

that´s payday 2 for you brother

[@jperigo95]

Fucking hell that's some wild west gunslinger shit right there

[@Belgium4045]

I like how at 8:08, badger is just getting slowly concerned when jacket gets closer to the camera.

[@polypotterplayz2015]

6:03 Cloaker was observing Social distancing even while beating you asses up 🤣🤣

[@knightghaleon]

When Badger goes into the public games "We running stealth or loud?" Badger: "I'll be the Saiyan." *proceeds to DBZ punch the armed authorities*

[@seantaggart7382]

*K.O!* _KNOCKS OUT CLOAKER_

[@obamaminion418]

10:05 be wary of the t-posers they have ascended. but it only makes sense to fear them.

[@knightghaleon]

@Extraordinary Nerd fantastic!

[@knightghaleon]

@@obamaminion418 they are the dominant lifeforms that visits the planet of the payday universe to check on the earthlings. They dare not show the earthlings their true power, yet.

[@ninja6245-real]

@@seantaggart7382 There’s an achievement for killing a cloaker mid jump.

[@heywaitasecond46]

You probably know this, but they actually added the comically large spoon. Edit: This comment was made before his vid on the comically large spoon, stop telling me about it.

[@djwethat2679]

And a golden spoon

[@us_is_we9263]

I KNOW RIGHT, IT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS THAT THEY ACTUALLY DID IT

[@yessiritsthatguy1140]

i was abt to say it

[@sirsmiteful6285]

I have a feeling he’s going to make another payday video. Prediction: monke gets spoon.

[@anthonyputman4077]

The holy spoon

[@philliptyndall4668]

Legends say that to this day, Badger still hasn't missed a single drill fix hit

[@ciphergacha9100]

5:53 yes with everything but sociopath because of the 10x damage when melee attacking twice in a second

[@ciphergacha9100]

You want to charge attack, use infiltrator

[@maineduke5535]

Police doing their job: Some shiter: THIS IS THE STANCE

[@aidanwarrell2149]

I am a moke dodge main you shitters

[@brazilianwaterman718]

_/_/ The Monke Stance

[@joey-js9pr]

how did you mispell shitter my man

[@maineduke5535]

wha??? who??? Read my hat homie I have what the kids call dum

[@littleman4925]

Imagine the police radio that day. "Uh, control?" "yes?" "There's a monke with a monke mask in an alleyway hipfiring a m1 garand with a suppressor and a laser on it." "holy hell. Retreat immediately."

[@doomeddog5589]

he is also beating shit out of out fucking BULLDOZERS

[@RationalGull47]

Damn best comment I've seen all day

[@Viddaric]

"Also he just bare-knuckle boxed the Bulldozer into a coma"

[@bryce9021]

Yes

[@the_explorer4600]

@@Viddaric if I were a cop that witnessed that I would just run away and quit immediately tbh.

[@adriancerda8478]

8:24 Couch Baby

[@roboboi1016]

It is at the perfect time so it sounds like “ouch baby”

[@thomasnolastname8734]

Couch Baby

[@The-Ink-Dragon97]

14:07 "GRIND"

[@napstadg2211]

Bulldozer:"Oh, you're aproaching me?" Badger:"I can't stab the shit out of you without getting closer"

[@rodgerickmercer4866]

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE !!!!

[@flaretheragegamer8451]

@@rodgerickmercer4866 aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@casda5226]

@@flaretheragegamer8451 RUNNNN AH

[@somebodyfamiliar6476]

funny weed number deployed

[@PugnaciousProductions]

Oh Ho Ho Ho, come as close as you’d like then!

[@rift3068]

“I Will Give you my All” is just the cloaker explaining why he should be on the police force despite his blatant sociopathy

[@burnerheinz]

This makes perfect sense and is now Canon

[@charadreemurr5121]

Xerain House imagine every heist only one cloaker but it has the zealdozers health

[@Brent-jj6qi]

chara dreemurr it starts beating someone and you have everyone else unload a full mag of a Thanatos into it in 30 seconds.

[@StealthTheFoxz]

I will give you brutality!

[@simka9617]

chara dreemurr *Laughs in electric brass knuckles stun lock*

[@Mrincognitowastaken]

15:12 I wrap my pizza in another pizza and call that shit Viagra

[@The-lay]

19:38 you know your doing well when the enemy medic needs a medic

[@benjaminstratford8800]

Badger please I still haven't come down off the adrenaline high from the last Payday video

[@FoxMoss0823]

What do you mean? That makes it even better

[@Lightna]

Its all part of Mr. Bone's wild ride. It never ends

[@bustahchiro3350]

We will all overdose

[@Mortal2064]

THE WILD RIDE NEVER ENDS

[@phantom1936]

IKR I’ve been waiting for this for so long he need to do more

[@adaphas]

"Is there a comically large spoon melee?" "I swear to god Almir Listo will definitely add that if we bully him enough" We bullied him enough and he added it.

[@__Kurobei___]

71 Beyond by adding it's golden Big Brother that does double the damage and set people on fire at a 20% chance

[@ralcogaming7674]

@@__Kurobei___ or in bagers case a "20%" chanceXD

[@armywife5kids]

More like 100% chanch in bagers case

[@angelic_Death.]

@@armywife5kids same with beating up the damn drill to restart it

[@jamesbeattie8800]

Bullying works

[@BR-dj1bo]

4:25 Dozer just be standing there, watching a man with a chicken mask whacking a Cloaker with a nail hammer made me laugh harder then it shouldn't have lol

[@quack6292]

12:58 well Grouse. You got your wish!

[@zadamany9255]

13:14 “How is 9mm hard to find?” Well, it all started back in January...

[@weeb3244]

It all started when they killed that damned gorilla

[@Unertl28]

Gun owner problems

[@hulksmash3429]

January? I don't think that is when George Floyd died to his heart attack

[@edgetransitcollecter3139]

Facts

[@igrglo1532]

@@hulksmash3429 And thats a fact

[@absolutelyretardedskeletor]

Payday 2: Stealth is an optio- Russainbadger: *peace was never an option*

[@kittydurgon8740]

HONK.

[@muchluck7981]

Upvote this comment so we can see Badger play stealth. Honestly I just want to see him suffer.

[@oH_._]

Sora.N Minakaze someone introduce him to yacht heist

[@aci6737]

Same applies to crysis remastered, you can even reject modernity and return to MONKE in that game

[@Brent-jj6qi]

@@oH_._ that’s the second worst stealth heist, Alesso is 10 times as bad though.

[@Security-B1]

13:20 *2 men get flung up into the air on beat with razormind*

[@shadybait]

At 1:57 right after he says “we may need a paid dlc, and we got one!” For 1 frame you can see a state of survival ad

[@jackmio]

yeah, i noticed that he cut out the ad lol

[@Captain_Aham]

10:50 Just adding a timestamp to one of the most intimidating quotes i've ever heard

[@theolympiyn8670]

I hate this

[@brolyfanstandwithvic3924]

The one criminal that can match the insanity fo the Joker

[@Alexmarill]

It's probably one of my favorite quotes from this game

[@thehealthyhashira7825]

Who’s is that chicken man

[@hexenkonig7074]

@@thehealthyhashira7825 that's Jacket, he likes hurting other people.

[@MuchKoku]

"I will give you my all" played when I was the last man standing, camping a corner during an endless assault with '800 pound gorilla', ammo bags, and a LMG; splitting my time between mowing down heavies and taking as many hostages as I could. It will always be an epic piece.

[@user-jx3rz8br1s]

Nice carpenter brut pfp

[@bxnny5861]

YOOOO ANOTHER 800 LBS GORILLA GAMER LETS GOOOOOOO

[@s0m3fl00fyb3an]

Damn now I wanna see that, that sounds epic

[@bluejay1088]

you gave them your all

[@dacodahoward1040]

The song increased all your skills and perks by 500%

[@Choujifangirl]

Is it just me or does anybody else laugh when heavenly father laughs just something about his laugh puts a smile on my face

[@TheYugiohChessDude]

I don't know why but you showed up on my recommendations but I can kinda see why, ONE OF THE BEST CHANNELS I HAVE FOUND YET FULL OF CHAOS. XD

[@Juanguar]

Welcome to the circus

[@TheYugiohChessDude]

@@Juanguar I would like to call it the circus of chaos

[@CQBlitz0]

@@TheYugiohChessDude FBI? I kinda killed all your dozers. You might need some new ones.

[@Broccoli134]

13:14 “How is 9mm hard to find?” 2020 comin in like

[@blarghinatelazer9394]

Aged like fuckin' milk, and the video itself is from this year too lmao

[@micahmorrison1131]

Stonks

[@braindeadgaming808]

I had to resort to 50 bmg because that wasnt sold out

[@bishoppope2921]

@Owen Watts dude stfu no one, and I mean no one calls it 9x19mm luger. Yes I understand technically other 9mm rounds exist like. 380 and 9x39 but literally everyone understood.

[@airraid1266]

@@bishoppope2921 everyone calls it 9mm Luger or 9x19, you also forgot to mention 9x18mm Makarov and during time of upload 9x19 was extremely rare. Still is. *Happy shitpost noises*

[@thefrostyslinger9041]

13:37 I love that as soon as Badger asks the question, all of his friends start yelling "schewpid"

[@A3therk1n]

12:33, you got the time wrong.

[@TheBlindingWhelk]

He also uses Hoxton on his SFM animations too xD (since Hoxton is British)

[@TalkedSniper322]

@@A3therk1n Only different because Badger deleted the sponsorship segment at the beginning. :P

[@A3therk1n]

@@TalkedSniper322 eh. still got it wrong- :/

[@92edoy]

Want a surefire way to devolve you and your friends into a group of cavemen? Try to make a conversation about mooses and how weird they sound and then try to shout "EEEEUGH!". Then watch chaos unfold.

[@sanaltilkiwashere]

11:00 nailed it

[@R3TR0923]

17:31 we must R E T U R N T O M O N K E ! ! !

[@hamac6156]

Normal pubs: stealth or loud? RussianBadger pub: M O N K E

[@ionman1761]

WULULULULULU

[@livesakimbo]

normal pubs are usually loud anyways so nothing changes

[@navinc.9678]

just imagine one of those cops in heaven be like: 'oh how did you die?' 'I was stabbed with a grill fork by a mute bank robber

[@user-zj6ks1ph4p]

they also added the comically large spoon so now its "i was beat to death with a comically large spoon by a bank robber"

[@willleese8842]

'they also used a tape recorder for some reason and had a chicken mask along with a stylish jacket '

[@griffin1086]

Or with my favorite “I was Karate chopped in the throat by an Australian women in full body armor.”

[@omahabrowneyes]

The roasts are perfect representing, like "my blood was claimed to be used for barbecue sauce"

[@Thephillips-dj1po]

“I was killed with a comically large spoon by some guy in a Monkey mask.”

[@Coolboimaybe]

16:33 Dozer “Ok I’m here now who wants to die!” Three hits with a pickax later.

[@PlasmaIndigo]

13:50 i just realized that badger animated the model so correctly. the models hand is in specific position so his finger doesnt get caught in the loading mechanism when he pushes the clip in and giving him the "Garand Thumb" o7 my friend o7...

[@thatguy10001]

"Yo Jacket and the Sociopath Perk Deck are so cool" *Cries in Australian*

[@dres4r977]

Don’t you guys get it for free?

[@normaefird9579]

No, Hotline Miami is banned in Australia and they have to wait till they send you something

[@dres4r977]

@@normaefird9579 thats what i was talking about, they send you a code so you can get it

[@huntereyeofdarkwood5417]

@@normaefird9579 If you send a email to overkill with proof of austrailan citinsenship you Get it for free (there is a a long wait, but still)

[@shagaru1234]

@@dres4r977 the devs outright tell you to pirate it or show citizenship to the devs and you'll get a code

[@FriendofDead]

Ah yes, One thing i DON'T want to hear on mayhem heist is: "What's a grenade button?"

[@zeron2688]

"What's a Grenade" -Me, a Stoic Player

[@battlion507]

@@zeron2688 It's a statement. ;)

[@alexlento1744]

hey bro whats the grenade button tho?

[@16imademanudutawedharma96]

@@zeron2688 "get out of school" card

[@crash5786]

16:46 can we just appreciate how polite Mickey was?

[@ECHO-87]

Cloaker:"you call this resisting arrest we call this a diffic-" jacket:"oh I dont think so"

[@fragmentshotz9352]

“This medic is tanky” *Laughs in medic dozer*

[@lazerwing3022]

Laughs in medic dozer healing minigun dozer

[@robbiethecontroller9642]

Off topic but 2:49 I see a boomer from left 4 dead and I think they stall the model.

[@lalasagneexecrable752]

Nah not minigun dozer, it’s not the worst, but skulldozers !

[@Furi_S_Poi]

@@robbiethecontroller9642 yea, maybe. Cause I see it too.

[@shokanshok3198]

@@lalasagneexecrable752 Minigun dozers are way worse

[@nathanmiller6274]

“Like how is 9mm hard to find?” He does not know.

[@uppo9301]

So. Fucking. Expensive.

[@MrStephenmor]

Bruh I run dual-weild p90's Aint no ammo

[@cheesybeans5304]

@@MrStephenmor I have a minigun and a flamethrower with thermite grenades and a fucking kitchen knife, never before has joy been the most terrifying force of nature

[@Jorts_McJeanShorts]

I haven't found any in 2 months, how's a boog boy gonna boog with no 9?

[@jonathonhalter9576]

Too real.... sad boog noises

[@EEMMOsGaming]

this is it, this is the video that got the comically large spoon into payday, both the silver and the gold variants

[@BlizzBobm]

The T-posing sheild is actually common in game designing, it's used to load in the models for a split second to then animate whatever (game example, Dauntless [if you count it ig])

[@X-SPONGED]

7:12 Badger: "Die you fuck, PLEASE!!!" SWAT: _"alrighty then..."_ *_*tf2 crit noise*_*

[@annajonsson4429]

The magic word

[@MarmiteMark]

"please" solves all problems!

[@roboboi1016]

7:15

[@Anjanathan0]

"You look so innocent." Cultist in the Enter the Gungeon: Kills bullet god and his teammate.

[@battlion507]

Hah! Betrayal at it's finest!

[@Anjanathan0]

@Alejandro GAMEZ SIERRA it is a easter egg you can find Bullet's head and Marine's helmet too

[@garrettbates9124]

Where do you get the Gungeon gear

[@Anjanathan0]

@@garrettbates9124 I don't remember the map but they are scattered around inside of it

[@thatonecat8881]

You can find smol figurines around bank heist (dont know which bank heist), jewelry store and one more that I forgot you and when you find 5 or 10 you will get the mask

[@LittleGrayRam]

ill be honest 0:52 is perhaps my favoite transition even from a badge video, its just so clean bro

[@drakemorgan6933]

That bullet mask at 10:31 is from the game Enter The Gungeon, a roguelike based around guns

[@CovertOperative13]

Yo, Badger, long time player here. If you haven't discovered them yet, there are two characters with special gore kills depending on their weapons and enemy. Jiro + Katana Melee + Charged Melee Kill on Cloakers = Chopped in Half or Beheaded Bodhi + Platypus Sniper Rifle + Headshot on Tazers = Chunks of Head GONE God, I wish they did more of these special kills.

[@TJKnight94]

You can also get a blt-mod that allows anyone to perform these gorey kills with any weapon i shotgunned a cloaker in half yesterday, pogged out

[@oH_._]

@Kanna Seppukamui Yeah, if you use Jiro as your playable character, equip the katana, and charge that sum bitch, you can cut the cloakers head or his body in half.

[@godzillafan9115]

I wished there was one for jacket where basically he recreates his killing blow from HM. Like just jacket + fist = bash they're head in like a got damn egg.

[@CovertOperative13]

@@TJKnight94 Yo, I need to look in those mods for the game. Been playing since the 360, still haven't tried any.

[@CovertOperative13]

@@godzillafan9115 Or you charge up a punch and he punches so hard that the Medic's neck snaps 180.

[@critter3312]

Robber: Put all the money in the bag Banker: Okay sir I'll get on it *looks down* Banker: Sir why are you robbing us with such fresh ass timberlands on

[@joey-js9pr]

who tf says timerlands just say timbs

[@sachiel197]

Gotta pay for dem timbs somehow

[@critter3312]

wha??? who??? A banker that’s who

[@devinwhite5064]

@@joey-js9pr a professional

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

@@joey-js9pr Someone with professional etiquette.

[@koraidonfan19]

When I got my first drill-smack fix, it was with the baseball bat. I'd love it if RussianBadger fixed a drill with every Payday 2 melee, just as its own video.

[@Techhunter_Talon]

7:15 I love the inclusion of the default TF2 hit sound right there. Almost makes me want Badger to do a video in Team Fortress 2... and possibly get either curbstomped by bots or join the players in curbstomping them back. Seriously, the game's bot problem became so bad that the players are figuring out strategies to counter said bots. XD

[@Ketamiinikaapo]

We Actually have to cyberbully Almir to give us a "Comically large spoon" As a melee weapon. Like Actually

[@unknownohms8426]

Give us the link

[@Ketamiinikaapo]

@@alexanderkuczaj2583 *le s p o o n*

[@theprincipalityofbelka4646]

I have a better idea, give us a stand arrow

[@ghostlys_graveyard]

@@theprincipalityofbelka4646 yes. we need it.

[@theprincipalityofbelka4646]

Ghostly ill stab cloaker with it and give him a stand i have an arrow

[@irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251]

"Heads, or tails. The tossed coin. A metaphor for the uncertainties of life. Of course, the wise player- _Always_ *_Cheats."_* Damned if those Jacket quotes aren't terrifying.

[@charadreemurr5121]

jesuschrist why yep

[@mariobutwithdrip8944]

What do you mean that makes it better

[@Stringnerd11]

Terrifying yet true

[@ethangarciafike8076]

Laughs in faze jarves

[@yorukage5926]

Jacket is a psychopath what do you expect XD

[@eyesofdeath01]

8:46 I’m assuming the long ass boi right before this bit is the pharaoh they found in ancient egypt that was drawn so differently in hieroglyphs that people are theorizing he had Marfin Syndrome like abe lincoln

[@Janky_Gamer]

The thud of the pickaxe is satisfying, i wish that was the actual sound of the pickaxe in game

[@justananimegirlwithpinkhai8379]

The 4 playstyles of Payday 2 Armor Dodge Grinder *_M O N K I_*

[@ericdeyarmin9607]

I am an armored *M O N K I*

[@yoboikamil525]

M O N K E

[@jpjfrey5673]

Grinder is basically Dodge Lite so....yeah

[@JagerJagerJagerJager]

M O N K E

[@necro5430]

Armored Dodge Grinder *MONKE*

[@Anonymous-73]

Cloaker: I fear no man, but that t h i n g….. *counter strike perk* It scares me…….

[@MykeGG]

Get..that.. fucking..shit... *AWAY FROM ME*

[@elmendelasarten8365]

@@MykeGG *proceeds to wululu the wululu boi*

[@MykeGG]

@@elmendelasarten8365 *AUGH*

[@davidwilliams1949]

@@MykeGG imma drop kick you now

[@MykeGG]

@@davidwilliams1949 no No NOOOO

[@bluedreemurr9515]

I tried sociopath and it’s amazing. I’m running the Greatsword with the javelins and the plainsrider bow and the China puff. And of course the crusader helmet.

[@mageflame7477]

16:46 I can relate to realising I have throwables and using them as my primary weapon for the next few seconds.

[@Jonaegh]

Imagine donkey punching a fully armored federal officer in the face, and he just crumples like a broken deck chair

[@Emperor_Of_Mankind]

I've seen clips of that kind of thing man ... not funny, but I still laughed like an idiot because ... well I've been around ... seen a lotta shit in my day. No I'm not a boomer, just well traveled.

[@johnny6883]

Same as you Theo C

[@johnny6883]

@@Emperor_Of_Mankind you

[@Bmuenks31]

I read donkey punching, and thought this comment was gonna be wild 😂

[@cringenamehere3920]

"heads or tails? a tossed coin, a metaphor for the uncertainties of life, of course, the wise player always cheats" found my yearbook quote

[@MixG98]

I've always wondered... what does it mean the last phrase? "The wise player always cheats" Does anyone knows about it?

[@starlord7774]

​@@MixG98 basically it just means that a smart person never leaves anything to actual chance and rigs the odds so that they always win. A lot of stuff that people "leave to chance" realistically can be taken advantage of it you know what you are doing.

[@P4R53C5]

​@@starlord7774true but how do you cheat at coin tossing?

[@starlord7774]

@@P4R53C5 weighted coin/tampering with the coin itself. Tossing it a certain way to manipulate it to face a certain way. The quote is more so a metaphor than an actual situation.

[@mysis64]

@@P4R53C5 a 2 headed coin

[@CoopaiNuse]

"Look at this long as boi" "Is it an alien?" As it turned out, yes. It was an alien nephilim god from the ancient times.

[@SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc]

The "Random chimp encounter" bit will *NEVER* get old in my books

[@brucehc4975]

Sociopath: "call and ambulance". Sociopath, pulling out melee weapon: *but not for me*

[@commanderpauline2763]

*stabs in the neck with the push daggers*

[@EyelessMasks]

"wait, theres an achievement?" Half of pd2 achievements get unlocked that way

[@Somerandomedude-go8el]

yea. literally playing a public game "Adcheivment get Virus"

[@overshotbloox7944]

1000+ achievments

[@pututunik8748]

Not half of them, 90 percent of them, the other 10 you need to check the achievement tab

[@markulyssestabasan3064]

"Wait, there's a car?" I got that achievement first time playing Meltdown. Almost quit halfway because forklift.

[@FIrstLast-ti3hu]

@@markulyssestabasan3064 that car was so much worse. Breaks every 3 minutes, way too easy to flip over. Forklifts can skip most of the drive

[@pizza_.]

Reasons why I main jacket: I DON'T THINK THAT'S SUPPOSED TO GO THERE 17:54 ZA HANDO sound effect

[@Sivuna]

“Welcome back to Payday 2. A game where you come for the music and stay because you’re getting curb stomped” -Wise Badger

[@Apple-ix9nj]

“All these officers” *equips diamond pickaxe* “So little time...”

[@fm.f1]

"And all I did was play Minecraft."

[@LoneHerald]

"So little mine..."

[@xshotfd9361]

Badger got that "Avatar : Legend Of Baldjur" haircut going on

[@tiers9385]

I love the third time you showed encounter attack you who hit the cloaker in the groin with a hammer. Now that's going to hurt.

[@King80.]

Payday 2 can be described by : “breaking the Geneva convention with a large spoon and a goat on your back while making meth and learning to make meth during a police assault”

[@microwavedricecake1554]

I never knew that those recordings had such *TERRIFYING* dialogue.

[@venomousviper5117]

"There is no need to be alarmed"

[@venomousviper5117]

"I dont think that is supposed to be there."

[@titan5642]

"Excercise caution when AGGRAVATING MY TEMPER"

[@hematicfox7096]

"Do you know what time it is?"

[@Sonichero151]

This was one of God's first prototypes at making a DoomSlayer. ......... *he still doesn't know if this was a success or now*

[@ForcerElpeCo]

RussianBadger: *Makes Payday content and makes it more relevant than ever* Overkill: "It's free real estate"

[@bihansiceklone]

Why have these stale reddit memes infested absolutely every youtube comment section?

[@Mosezgarcea]

I bought the game just because Badger reminded me of it and made it look really fun

[@bencsurazoltan4974]

@@Mosezgarcea me too mate and im enjoing it

[@Ibrimstone]

Started to use the Sociopath Perk Deck, was very good. Thanks for the idea of using it.

[@bluedreemurr9515]

I have had fun on Mayhem difficulty exactly one time, and it was on the deposit mission.

[@snekdad7100]

“Mmm that voice sound familiar...” “Marioinatophat” “YO ITS MY MANS”

[@mezosithebest]

Strimby is now famous. Wooo!

[@TheAmazingClaytor]

This is good for ScrungoCoin

[@oH_._]

maria you are a skill of noob

[@FestiveRocket]

KankSchlap nice aced deployable

[@KESTRAL23]

Maria loves stealth

[@theenduriangamer5509]

"Wait, thats an achievement?!?" Payday 2 achievements in a nutshell

[@nooneimportant7566]

Fish A.I

[@ANAYELIPALACIOS]

@@nooneimportant7566 oh god no

[@purpowld323]

There’s an achievement for jumping. Why?

[@icyatlasartworks]

@@ANAYELIPALACIOS oh God yes

[@raddrew42]

@@purpowld323 you can get a mask by jumping for a whole heist

[@imadabi633]

Nothing could've prepared me for bald badger at the end 💀💀

[@deskslam4232]

My favorite guns for sociopath is the M1 Garand for the long range killing potential, and the lever action shotty secondary for melting medium range pigs.

[@SimplySmeef]

"When British people say Stupid, how many S's, C's and H's are exaggerated?" QUITE a lot. It's 65% of how you say it

[@dulizardglasses3170]

*take my like*

[@davechisnall5715]

as a brit can confirm

[@samthewizzy]

As an American can’t confirm but that sounds very funny

[@lordbones5433]

Im reading this at the moment when they start saying that

[@vladgabrielmatei9128]

@@dulizardglasses3170 you fucken take mine i swear to god-

[@acetrigger1337]

Me: there is no way to make "Jacket" cooler than he is. This Video: **press play** hold my bat...

[@EzekiesAcheron]

Jacket is fucking sick tho. Best heister.

[@Inkypencil22]

leaving this world isn’t as scary as it seems

[@DGARedRaven]

"The following presentation is not suited for minors."

[@actuallyarclight]

‘We hope you will have a pleasant flight!’

[@Riley-ub2tf]

I love how the crew bullied the devs so much they added the spoon

[@taczki2]

The headger Floop is using is from Enter the Gungeon

[@PlebNC]

Fun fact: Despite being loud as F, the chainsaw is a silent weapon.

[@crowsenpai5625]

And does the same damage as just smacking them with your gun.

[@lechking941]

@@crowsenpai5625 no i think it does more but my choice of weapon is the posioned ninja one as that posion is all i care about for it makes bulldozers drop like get a bow and thunk! * dozer drops dead after 3 arrows in the fucking chest*

[@PlebNC]

@@crowsenpai5625 But not as funny as sneaking up on a guard with the chainsaw's motor revving like a muscle car at a drag race start line.

[@gabrielangelos2821]

Wait

[@dr.doctor1027]

In the distance: "dude being saw in half screaming for life" Guard on the other side: hmm must be the wind.

[@MrMando-ct3gs]

There's an "awkward seal" mask in the game and I'm dissapointed you haven't used it in a video yet.

[@oH_._]

Someone needs to tweet to badger that the seal exists in this game

[@TH3H3LLR41S3R]

@@oH_._ it's a random drop mask he might not have it yet

[@thegamingpredator7439]

True.

[@Dancan799]

TH3 H3LL R41S3R all you need to do is a few crime sprees to get the coins to buy it

[@Vasparoza]

He already has it. You could see it in his inventory on stream.

[@khaoshunter]

A year ago so that means this was during the brovid stuff, like to say 9mm was actually pretty hard to find if you weren't ordering online