Thesaurus.com is Kinda Dumb

equanimity.
((thesaurus people, don't hurt me i mean well. i'm a 'copacetic' and 'simpatico' person i promise))
also- pigeon documentary if ur curious: • Video
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I do not own the pigeon documentary. (lol)
And this tells me you read the description, which means you respect what I have to say! Thank you :D According to the website, you're very "fine and dandy".... nah I'm just gonna use the word "nice". Yeah that's better.

[@badegg2472]

why say "i want to die" when you could say "i have an urge to breath one's last"

[@coolperson1158]

604 i- uh- sure

[@danboekenoogen4957]

604 *Verboss increases*

[@littenthebest1599]

why say i want to die when you can say "color directed toward finish"

[@applechomper6514]

Why say “I want my pop tart to be done.” When you can say “I want my hard pastry with a jelly like middle to finish warming up.

[@cassyplays2104]

Noted😂

[@fachriahmadbaryza7616]

"Dear son, have you consume the moo juice?" "Indubitably, mother"

[@doodle4914]

XD

[@sumaiyasaleque]

I strongly dislike moo juice

[@witheryt1617]

So true

[@Goldfish_Brain]

I Loathe the moo juice, good sir. Cheerio good chap! I now must consume thy ocean juice...

[@soup6925]

Good son, now let’s perambulate over to the convince store for more moo juice.

[@rainy_days2316]

"and how many people use it for fanfiction-" *perspiration enhances*

[@re-blitz]

“More muscle bound than a gorilla” “Pigeon” This suggest a pigeon could crush my skull with its feets

[@PrinceGemJ]

He's not wrong, I used to be totally normal until I messed with a pigeon. Now they call me the headless horseman.

[@ShierakQiya]

I mean, have you ever let one try?

[@Idrinkpurelithium]

i have a pet pigeon, want me to test?

[@Idrinkpurelithium]

his/her name is egg birb- i man sugar

[@zodiac-zt3vp]

Guys you should call colds or flu's "Upper respiratory tract infection" to sound good and also add more word to your essay

[@jaidenanimations]

i used the wrong "barren", frikking.... okay whatever

[@NickGraffDuh]

Heeeyyyy

[@nahtan7353]

K

[@anies7868]

Hi

[@chef7196]

Hi

[@zorenkohler7534]

It's okay. Better than I can do

[@darkrose821]

Why say "I want to hit you in the face with a brick" when you could say "One wishes to acquaintance your face with the fundamental tool in building walls, repeatedly"

[@Kitty_C]

yeah

[@jamingchannel3021]

Why say "One wishes to acquaintance your face with the fundamental tool in building walls, repeatedly" when you could instead say "One human being (being ones self) has an undying urge, an intense wanting to apply control of ones hands and fingers to pick up from the ground or its current resting place - a brick (a rectangular unit made of clay or a concrete like material which is essential to the construction of various architectural items which include but are not limited to walls, buildings and houses) and assault the the facial and head area of another homosapien often due to a repetitive annoyance caused by said homosapien and inflicted onto ones self. The assault using the rectangular construction unit is often with the intent to harm or cease the life of said homosapien."

[@stephanieking3179]

@@jamingchannel3021 w0w

[@Snowowowowow]

Repeatedly

[@musa_adeel]

😂 I’m DYING RN LOOOOOOOOOL

[@shanonymous2010]

The entire pigeon part was absolute gold

[@MarcyVA]

Why say “I loved this video! It was very funny!” When you could say “I cherished this prerecorded program! It was astonishingly entertaining!” What the hell did I just say...

[@mininunbread1426]

You said words

[@DocuzanQuitomos]

Hahahaha XD. Or you can try: "Verily, I adored this animated broadcast! With no doubts, it was an experience I catalogue as exceptionally pleasant" XD.

[@Anotherchild_lol]

Read it

[@caseolum]

The fact that you consider “baffling” a fancy word is truly baffling.

[@qbc_03x65]

Ila Dayaneni she attempted in her informative documentary, with humorous elements, to try and discombobulate our conscious minds with her perplexing verbiage

[@tchgs11zdok15]

@@qbc_03x65 *to be or not to be*

[@tchgs11zdok15]

(I'm lazy)

[@utkarshdubey3435]

And henceforth

[@classonbread5757]

@@utkarshdubey3435 That's a word for simpletons, you must use words like "ergo".

[@Angel-zy7hn]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE PIGEON HELP

[@glencoconut]

SAME I NEED HELP TOO XD

[@jamdeluxe7456]

Pigeons are the master race of all reality

[@wommiez]

+Divine Nymph UTTrash same oh god

[@Asunsx]

THE PIGEON, THE MOST SOFISTICATED ANIMAL ON EARTH

[@135roze]

+Angel Patel You mean: I'm joshing vaguely unyielding at the pigeon help (I just went on thesaurus.com and pooped this out XD)

[@ellieee8490]

The fact that "moo juice" is an acceptable replacement for milk though- Welp. *I know what I'm calling it for the next ten years.*

[@wackyanimations3326]

ten years???? not enough

[@dustyshards8833]

You mean forever

[@quadrillage3838]

MOO JUICE

[@ABNationHere]

i once thought and told alot of people that milk is cow pee

[@dustyshards8833]

@@GabKebab you good bro?

[@aligaming7575]

6:35 "Jaiden hit itself in confusion!" for real though, cant stop looping the bloopers... i feel bad but it's just too funny *and relatable*

[@squirtletheawkwardturtle343]

me (a fan fiction writer): cRAP SHE'S ON TO US

[@kannaredpanda]

SAME

[@avamostyn5549]

We need to stick together!!!!

[@ervinbot7554]

Squirtle the Awkward Turtle i hate fan fiction

[@ervinbot7554]

Squirtle the Awkward Turtle about strange stuff

[@naiacrumpet3516]

You wanna play like that, huh? *AHEM.* ------------ "Ervin Bot blushed profusely, avoiding the harsh glare of Squirtle, who- ironically- isn't very that awkward. "Do you really...hate..fanfiction...?" they asked- small droplets forming in the corners of their scarlet eyes. Ervin-senpai turned away and inspected a speck of dust floating away in the sunlight. They avoided looking at the not-very-awkward... pokemon, and the tears that were threatening to fall. "No...I'm sorry.." They whispered, spinning around and embracing Squirtle. --------------- ARE YOU FEELING IT YET MR.KRABS?

[@skylar_scribblez]

“Hey mom mind passing me the *_moo juice_* ?” “Ah yes a fine delicacy.”

[@ShadowZZZ]

dairy is scary, I recommend the youtube video that goes by this title

[@puddlel1ama327]

Pass the blue milk, Aunt Beru.

[@EleanoraDzen]

The first time I heard moo juice was watching Xmen evolution

[@lilgoobdoob6161]

I laughed so hard lol

[@cyn2840]

OoOooOooOoo The moo juice is very Expensive And Extraordinary.....In other words milk cost alot and taste nice

[@reynXIII]

Jaiden, as an active fanfic writer and reader, definitly more people use it for fanfics, literally no one in real life refers to eyes as orbs but we still do it, or no one writes "the older raven-haired woman looked away because she could feel the heat on her cheeks" instead of "Jamie wasn't looking at Rosie because she was blushing", but we do so in the fanfic world

[@astra8372]

If I was writing fanfictions I'd prefer to use my own vocabulary though, maybe I would use references from different sources but I feel like writing is kind of art, so I'd want to "paint" the text myself when possible and when appropriate. I'd try to not overdo it though, fanfictions are meant to be read and understood rather than giving headaches to both the writers and readers.

[@unihorn458]

As a fanfic writer myself we need to find ways of writing the same thing or refer to the same person without being repetitive-... It's better than writing "Jamie" or "She" 6 times in one paragraph T)

[@reynXIII]

@@unihorn458 I agree, and sometimes is so freakin hard to find sustantives for words that people understand, especially if you really hate repitition at all. I remember one time I think I used the name of the protag only 3 times in a chapter

[@unihorn458]

@@reynXIII That's sounds like an achievement! I don't think I could

[@PansyPops]

I think I’m sleep deprived, hearing “moo juice” made me cry in laughter

[@Pljv1]

Pigeons can be killed by turtles. Thats how much of a evolution masterpiece they are.

[@bri5033]

João Victor Pigeons can be killed by a _worm_ (choking, parasites)...

[@bri5033]

Blue Diamond Worm and ant

[@_-daphne-_]

wow .-.

[@tortis6342]

Indubitably

[@simonk4174]

What do you mean pigeons can be killed by turtles!? Since when are turtles hunting pigeons?

[@unicorncat560]

You know said can mean... Said=announced Said: mentioned Said=blurted Said=answered Said=chattered Said=rambles Said=concluded Said=finished Said=started Said=flirted Said=sighed Said=started Said=worded

[@evilqueen-et1du]

Kitty Plus Flower Thanks you that's very helpful

[@lunamae8257]

Kitty Plus Flower wait does that means I can say this? I flirted " banana" in my front of my friend

[@unicorncat560]

Luna Mae yes. Very much. :3

[@levilion4267]

Thank you, this will help me with my fanfi- _essay_

[@cheesestain2118]

So I can make a book saying Jack announced HI there

[@Lyk0ss]

I know Im a little late, but teachers generally dont want you to write all fancy, they want content. But people are lazy and think that using a more expansive lexicon will make them sound better, as its easier to lengthen a sentence than do research another point about your topic. Most college profs I have had just wanted us to be as brief as possible. Strict word limits, make your statement, make your points, conclusion.

[@twistedtachyon5877]

Doubly so if the writer doesn't actually know what the words they're using mean. Some of Jaiden's examples changed the meaning completely or weren't constructed correctly. Thesaurus overload!

[@m1gr4ines]

"But think....how many more memes could you look through" "Jaiden, but isn't this a meme?"

[@simonscare2200]

“Use it for fanfiction” *ya caught me there*

[@LadyMorgaine1976]

Different Ways To Say "Said"...

[@jollywolfgirl5824]

I felt very attacked XD

[@Corrupted_CK]

@@LadyMorgaine1976 Compare "Flirting" to *"Squabberdackling lovely-ly with a charming smile of seductivenessessity"* Im 99.9% sure squabberdackling, lovely-ly and seductivenessessity are not real words *"As they sound much nonsensical than natural groups of letters(words) would be."*

[@ignoremelol2576]

Frosty Art SAME F--

[@stellophiliac]

*sits there reading x readers*

[@s0ckhasarthritis]

FEASTING ON OUR STREETS! the pigeon. :/

[@whyareyoulookinghere1513]

DUN DUN DUN, DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU

[@joedizz1608]

**RECORDER KIID**

[@70jcarbon]

Feasting on our streets, me

[@mbo3po49]

iBebossfox the greatest I

[@xxpatrick21xx44]

iBebossfox the greatest BUT WHY THOUGHT!

[@sethlees4542]

Jaiden can turn anything into a meme in the best way possible

[@Rubywing4]

"Would you like to hang out?" "Do you authorize conduction of our own selves constituting a gathering appointment?" That last one sounds like something Sheldon Cooper would say LMAO

[@butteredchocolate]

"Hey can you pass the moo juice?" "Indubitably." "Much obliged." "No worries." Now that's one heck of a conversation

[@zimcatduckie2283]

Lol

[@four.muffinteers]

👌🏻

[@gautamim920]

i would like to witness dat :3

[@Areegatoe]

Better first line (idea): "Sorry to bother you, kind sir/madam, but it would be most delightful if you could be so generous to relinquish the moo juice to my hand."

[@KC0407]

👌 its perfect

[@otnielcolorado]

The Pigeon part killed me

[@beeblebuice]

me 2

[@vxexnxuxs8434]

SAMEEE

[@hmorris0712]

Edgy_ Keemstar IKR

[@sharkpro-jp5jc]

same

[@andreawiener305]

yeahh XD

[@jellythedumbass6801]

5:00 YOU CANT DO THAT WHILE IM IN PUBLIC

[@Lampe2020]

You struggling in the bloopers with "as a society" reminded me of an occurrence last week where I wanted to tell two classmates of mine that I had the song "Digital Ripples" from the _Belle_ soundtrack stuck in my head. And I for the heck of it couldn't say it smoothly and correctly, dang it!

[@SakuraStardust]

Oh my god I need to see that Pidgeon documentary

[@gunplaybusiness]

in the description :)

[@anaemicroyalty0504]

I wanna see it with the texts and pictures of Jaiden, like in this video

[@netahamiel4304]

Pigeon is without a "d"

[@veronicasawyer8349]

We need to learn about pidge some more (Voltron reference)

[@clinepiotrowski]

Persassy The Sassy 👌🏻

[@iambird.2153]

My friend actually says "indubitably" as a substitute for "yes" sometimes.

[@geckteibroatchiz2147]

XD Same!

[@shiruka1372]

...I do that sometimes...

[@golden9859]

Wait people don’t usually say indubitably?

[@halobread]

i dont do that

[@extrapathos]

i use it when trying to sound satirical

[@maartjerozemarijn3204]

This vid introduced me to the site (the day it was uploaded) and I swear it's the reason for my 80% + essays at uni. since I am forever thankful

[@dianacrystal6972]

4:03 ... I feel called out Though the stories I write are always wholesome and full of fluff, just cause angst makes me cry too much. TwT

[@StevenHurst]

teachers: alright we are writing an essay about milk student: u mean MOO JUICE

[@mr.rodrigo]

U copied this comment u loser

[@dreamdust2997]

@@mr.rodrigo don,t be rude

[@trueboca3461]

loser

[@alexandranighthall5183]

What equanimity

[@niknackcreations7586]

Why do people use other people’s comments for likes 😕👎

[@soggywaffles_02]

Why say "Mom can I have a cookie?" when you can say "Mother, I would be most grateful if you let me consume a pastry with high levels of sugar and simple carbohydrates" edit: WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL LIKING AND REPLYING TO THIS!?!? this joke wasn't even that funny istg 💀

[@_kaisetsu_]

Odd1out soobway

[@Penisstrangler]

Theodd1sout reference!

[@_kaisetsu_]

Lol

[@simple3555]

"whatever nerd go get yourself something at soubway"

[@_kaisetsu_]

@@simple3555 you got it a bit wrong

[@MrDeerbomb]

I cannot be cognizant yet you resonate adorably in this recording in comparison to your alternative tapes

[@vanessas17]

"Revamping common phrases" @4:49 Sounds like how Starfire speaks, I love it

[@kijuujo6220]

YO I CHOKED WHEN THE DOCUMENTARY PART PLAYED

[@derpypenguin3127]

choked on this D for Harambe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@z3n.z1p]

Yup xD

[@inkythealien]

PIGEONS ARE SAVAGE

[@z3n.z1p]

+Musix _ I HAVE A PET PIGEON THOOO!!! XD

[@aae9184]

HOi temmie lets just say I'm one of the undertale fan girls XD

[@artcakes1390]

Me as a 4th Grader: :P A 6th grader: Can I borrow a pen? 4th Grade Me Trying to be cool: INDUBITABLY

[@leahannajohn504]

Hey I was the 100th like

[@artcakes1390]

Oh good for you!

[@reddovegemini9509]

I was the 121 like

[@artcakes1390]

Congrats!

[@eekyelkins100]

193 like

[@DocuzanQuitomos]

My god, this made me laugh a lot; it made me give up all the equanimity I could have had before watching it XD. And yeah, I had to write essays in flamboyant language (while all schools force you to do it, it's a bigger obligation when you study something related to communication :P). Fun fact, though: I never used Thesaurus for a couple of reasons (one that also addresses why its use sometimes makes no sense): 1) I had a dictionary of synonyms. Yep, that's an actual thing (Thesaurus it's an online version that doesn't use that name) and, the older the dictionary edition is, you can get access to even more outdated and fancy words. That's why now I have three (I have barely used since school... but this video has given me an excuse to revisit them). 2) With those essays we were expected not only to suffer to meet the requested elements of the paper (I want 5000 words, explaining if Jaiden Animations' speech favors functionality over structure, or structure over functionality... for tomorrow class) but also to use the terms we just saw in class (functionalism, structuralism, gongorism...) and that we were able to repeat them (we were expected to defend our view against all the other views). Choosing a random fancy word that we could not repeat most of the times backfired horribly. 3) Fancy words don't increase size. Sure, fancy words expand the text to new lines... but not always in word count (which is what we want, most of the times). and the video has an example of that: "penguins live in the cold" could be translated easily to "penguins inhabit the barren polar desert"; we went from five to six words. But what does the trick (and makes the text sounds even more ridiculous) is throwing additional ideas that have to make sense (penguins, one of the few birds that can't fly... or something like that XD). Yep, Thesaurus can give you words to "enrich" those ideas, but if you don't have a way to expand the concept (rather than the count of letters) you were lost. For example: "penguins, one of the few birds that can't fly..." could help me reach the 5k goal if I transform it to: "penguins, one of the most graceful and curious life forms to inhabit earth; one of the very few beings with wings on this planet that has not developed the skill of flying (as if this species was the subject of some curse of the Mother Nature we still ignore)...". We just went from 9 words in plain engish to an "embellished paragraph of almost 50 XD. That's why documentaries love this style: more extended ideas means more time, meaning you need less footage changes to illustrate whatever the voice is saying. But, there is a catch: while Thesaurus can help to increase the "cultured" sound of some words that could still be considered "simple", the list that sometimes the web provides has to be carefully considered because: 4) That a word in the suggested list is less used doesn't exactly mean it's an accurate "cultured" replacement :P. A good synonym dictionary, "curated" by a group of humans takes into account which words/phrases are more accurate replacements; not taking into account (or, should we say, notwithstanding... nah, four words resumed into one doesn't help with volume XD) if they are odd or not. That's why many works in the classroom were "burned": the elegant words were not only odd to say, but they were also oddly used. Another example happens in the video: the list of "questionable" synonyms is "passionate", "smirking, "ravenous", "eyes-widen", "grin-seductive"... all by Thesaurus suggestions XD. But (and that's what we did in the classroom) if you consider that "questionable" is an adjective (words are questionable), the words needed for replacing "questionable" should work as adjectives implying "something forbidden" and "smirking" or "eyes-widen" don't do the trick, at least not in the form the were suggested by Thesaurus. "Smirking words" or "words that are smirking" sounds as if the words were actually smiling to you... and that's not the idea (XD); fixing it to "words that make your smirk"... doesn't work either; while we like to think a smirk is the most "seductive" smile the face can throw (and seems that Thesaurus rescued that idea) what the emoji and the feeling actually want to say is "leering": an expression of lascivious interest and/or malicious intentions (and sounds more natural: "your leering words"). Using "Eyes-widen words" or "words are eyes-widen" makes it pretty evident: the Thesaurus suggestion should be "eyes-widenING", at least. But while "eyes wide open" are used for surprise... they can also mean illumination. "Looking for eyes-widening words" could be also for the teaching to become a better self; so, if we want to mean technically the opposite (the anon user wants its characters... to sin), we could try some other reactions like some "blushing" or "burning" words. Even bigger digress: If any M Fan Fiction writer ever comes this far on the text, this might be of use: one of the most quoted writing rules of Mark Twain is "Use the right word, not its second cousin" meaning that we should use the word that has the best effect for the goals of the text. "Upping" the language will kill the mood for those who just want the facts, not a suitable candidate for the Noble Prize in Literature :P. In the end, all this wall of text is in good fun (the video is years beyond good and evil) so I'll just end with this: Let's look for the most controversial, contentious, unsettling, disreputable, iffy, indecent, indelicate, titillating, risqué, prurient, salacious, off-color, heated, eager, ardent and feverish words Thesaurus has to offer and let's make a dictionary XD. A, pretty much, dumb effort, but now I'm wondering it there is such a specialized dictionary somewhere... I mean, I just found there are interesting publications like the Manual Of the Italian-Esquimo Conversations", the "Dictionary of One Letter Words" (which is said to have 232 pages) or a 1995 english-albanian dictionary of terms of the oil industry (beat that, Thesaurus :P).

[@Ruesen]

I used a thesaurus in school, but haven't needed it past that. I still find myself using slightly more obscure words than my friends sometimes, mostly because when you read/listen to books, you may pick up some different vocabulary.

[@carleigh5520]

"Amy is John's girlfriend" I'm going to start saying this to random people

[@eebertdeebert]

Carleigh McGinnis Same.

[@shambosaha9727]

Sheldon: Impossible

[@obvieva3702]

Lmao.

[@juf9055]

Please do

[@catherinepeacock5126]

Jonh is Amy's boyfriend

[@Andrew-rz9hc]

They're warm, nice people with big hearts. They're humid, pre-possessing homosapiens with full-sized aortic pumps.

[@k8tieisjusthere123]

XD

[@anastasia6]

Joey, is that you?

[@arjunanparusraman2446]

oh bOY ANOTHER BENDY ACCOUNT somebody once told me

[@timberwolf700]

I love your animation style like how you drew expressive faces with ovals and lines

[@notsnacko]

it helped me get through at least 90% of my essays and nothing else

[@ivorstirling8568]

Jaiden then: *talks about words* Jaiden now: sO i PeEd On mY wALleT

[@Anndoob]

F**k it

[@teodorionescu4046]

do NOT fuck the wallet! I repeat do NOT fuck the wallet!

[@franzsteiner2341]

@@teodorionescu4046 I did not fuck my wallet. I don't want to fuck my wallet. I have never fucked my wallet. I wouldn't fantasize about my wallet sexually, and have not.

[@prideallyear8123]

These comments are the kind of shit you find on tumblr at 2AM. I love it

[@somepansimp9250]

Roman sanders yes haha

[@shee4442]

4:03 "...and how many of you use it for writing fan fictions?" Me: *Crap!I'm caught!*

[@Connie_TinuityError]

It could also be reading fan fictions as well!

[@lettyalejo7348]

*Me too!*

[@julietf3360]

Me: I only write Sanders Sides fanfiction!! My mom, going through my computer: honey why are there so many documents here called “Tales untold: A Drarry fanfiction????” Me: **panicked! silence**

[@Lingx_Cats]

ABORT, ABORT--

[@sarahlowe2645]

Love how she was cracking herself up trying to say hoopla at the end 😂

[@jelp798]

jaiden!!!! I love your vids! There soooo funny and your really good at animation, or should I say... Jaiden, I very much admire your videos. They hold such funniness and your such a proficient animator.

[@ljones8194]

I don't write fanfiction 'Slowly shuffles away while stareing at the floor'

[@hotfunnyg1rl]

same... ha.... ha...

[@caraguzman7984]

NARWHALS ARE AWSOME THINGS I write fanfiction. *No shame*

[@CitrusFoxArts]

NARWHALS ARE AWSOME THINGS I TOTALLY don't write fan fiction *curls up in a ball and laughs like insane Kirito*

[@instantnoodles3227]

I HATE FAN FICTION!👿

[@caraguzman7984]

Instant Noodles Fanfiction is basically books but the characters aren't yours. *Why is that so different from a regular book?*

[@bebapkmngirl98]

I want Jaiden to edit subtitles for all of the documentaries on existence

[@thomasturner6980]

Nobody has replied to this comment until I pressed the send button

[@movedtoplooshiepunch4257]

I AGREE

[@eunsie]

Why say “Mom can I get this phone?” when you can say “Mother, I ask of you, to please get me the new phone that I shall need to use in the future generations if it survives and now.”

[@Clo_v3r]

1:36🤣🤣🤣 cracks me up every time I always rewind it so I said again lol

[@littleshiverspike1337]

I have a very technical word for you, Jaiden. Yeet- An object being thrown at high velocity.

[@Above_The_Weeping_World]

and the past tense is yote

[@humanity639]

*backwards

[@justexisting184]

XD

[@matthewscopa2087]

😂

[@porpleprople]

Agent W1nter I yote the super-powered pigeon out of existence while sipping some moo juice

[@omirice7579]

*shifts nervously in seat* Maybe I use Thesaurus for both school work and fanfics......

[@KaraKubed]

Why ya always lying

[@dariaesp3663]

same*

[@alessandraerinvillegas611]

Gaming with cherry only for fan-fiction

[@hugmuun]

I don't need a thesaurus I have an English major!!! *dramatically poses for non-decript crowd of nerds*

[@meldaragravante2028]

. . .

[@Baconcat008]

This is my favorite old jaiden video

[@squidton2427]

Holy moly this is where I got ‘indubitably’ from! I’ve been using it for so long now. Thank you Jaiden!

[@zainer5754]

i was dying of laughter at the pigeon documentary

[@sunnyhaechan]

SAME I CAN'T BREATHE

[@muhammadrezharinaldo1887]

Faster than a cheetah.

[@lancetheking7524]

@@muhammadrezharinaldo1887 more muscle than a gorilla

[@21catsinatrenchcoat39]

@@lancetheking7524 *harambe

[@tofu3645]

S W O O P I N G overhead....

[@marikinns]

“The teacher doesn’t even talk like that!” heh. My middle school science teacher: *PHENOMENAL*

[@swapnilmedhi1998]

@James F. phenom-anal. nice.

[@Sunsong12]

Stupendous rhyme, dear comrade.

[@shivi2152]

The volume on this bus is **aStoNoMiCal**

[@jakea627]

Professor oak: M A R V E L O U S

[@sugarrmoon]

Phenomenal isnt that fancy a word lmao

[@fjordtheeggface]

I swallowed a dictionary once. Gave thesaurus throat I've ever had.

[@emmasmith1363]

As a fanfic writer (but not smut, just garden variety), I NEVER use thesaurus, it's just in my brain already

[@candyplayzstuff5448]

4:05 CRAP! FANFICS WRITERS WE'VE BEEN EXPOSED, RUN!

[@candyplayzstuff5448]

red devil Lol

[@bUnN13gUtzZ155]

Pink Kitty Girl RUN!!!!!! * flys to the moon and explodes *

[@larathealphafemale4898]

Pink Kitty Girl *jumps on hoverboard* AWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

[@ceilingfan2962]

*runs but spills milk* NOT THE MOO JUICE!

[@interia342]

Pink Kitty Girl we gutta go CYA

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Technical word: Defenestrate. To forcibly remove another individual from a building via the nearest window.

[@beepyyy]

that is so specific and i love it

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

@@beepyyy you're welcome.

[@spiritpaws9545]

yEeT

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

@@spiritpaws9545 more or less.

[@zOmBiEc0La]

Boi

[@flxffy_bxnzq]

Gratitude to you for building this magnificent promotional film immenseness resourceful film! (Aka thanks for making this 5 year old video!)

[@SleepySar]

Your bloopers got me in stitches 😂

[@charathewarrioro3-zdankmem494]

My friend asked me if we wanna hangout I wanted to say yes what I Said was; "Indubitably" And he said; "What's a Indubitably?" And there I was lmao.

[@charathewarrioro3-zdankmem494]

Thank u jaiden :3

[@DanPeala]

How efficacious. Bravo, good chap.

[@pixlatedgamer9412]

i actuly said indubly before this... HELL YAS..

[@soulcrepes9140]

Makes me think of Matt from Eddsworld :3

[@liammorrison6492]

Indubitably has been in my vast vocabulary for years.

[@peeblekitty5780]

DON'T MOURN OVER SPILLED MOO JUICE

[@beny2268]

Kindly refrain from mourning concerning upset bowlvine female extract

[@ackensieack1126]

Ah, yes... I love some of yer moo juice in the morning

[@fresapan]

Peeble Kitty cow juice**

[@ffionsheppard]

hahahahhahahahahahahah lol

[@Deathhascome543]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm save me

[@juliaanimates9765]

Magnificent broadcast. I cherished it!

[@1PulseDawg1]

I've never used it for an essay, but I have for writing song parodies. It helps when you need a rhyme with the right ending.

[@jajajan]

I died at the animal documentary clip 😂 The added pictures Jaiden added in made it 10 times better 😂

[@isaac64444]

I also died, lit fam. LMAO, I can't even :') Jaiden was right about us.

[@lmasouras123]

Yea, But Also Typing Like Your Ritch Is Kind of Helpful. Say You Had To Write A 300 Word Essay. Her Example Makes Like 1/6th Of That Obsolete When You Could Have Typed "Penguins Live In The Cold" For A Measly 5 Words.

[@hamdam6649]

Hey dude... you spelled rich wrong, why not use the word "wealthy" it's way better.... 👍🏻

[@432u]

try affluent.

[@TitanicBee]

Janelle Dose Gaming I know I just exploded into laughter!

[@cryptiddmashups0011]

My favorite word of all time- Defenestration- the act of hurling someone out a window.

[@succulentplaylists7266]

Zoe May I was too curious so I looked it up. I just have to wonder why anyone even had to make a word for that. Like, were people being thrown out of windows so often that people decided that they should make a word for it to save time talking about how they had or were going to throw someone else out a window?

[@moondustshine9381]

HUGH

[@windrunnerradiant4776]

Introverted Insomniac I know right?!

[@definitelyaturtle3650]

That is a real word?

[@moondustshine9381]

TurtleGamer 97 I have no idea

[@sigacy1374]

1:36 idk why but i can't stop laughing at this

[@RawwkinGrimmie64]

Yeah, I always found it funny that they give so many synomyms when you know that all of those words don't mean the same thing. They just mean similar things that greatly vary in context. Like, if I wanted to say I saw someone get decapitated in the street, sure I could say that they were executed, but why would I say they were "brought to the block"? That makes it sound like I was inviting a friend to a night club, not watching someone get brutally murdered. I don't know why I chose decapitation as my word choice, maybe I'm just tired and wanted a really extreme example for the sake of it, but wow, was that an easy one to nitpick at.

[@Daro-Wolfe]

“Faster than a cheetah” A peregrine falcon? “More muscle bound than a gorilla” A peregrine falcon...? “More agile than a great white shark” Falcon...? (Bird pictures start showing up) “Swooping overhead” Definitely the peregrine falcon then “Feasting on our streets, the pigeon.” WHAT?!?!

[@ChaosEnthusiast]

WUT???? i guess pigeons are sky animals not land animals

[@connorlee6145]

LOL i thought the EXACT same thing not even jokeing

[@ChaosEnthusiast]

loL

[@hellobye9178]

No joke, this is how the documentaries in my science class are.

[@hellobye9178]

@@user-nz7ww3ut8c James for probably like 20 years of his life: The CRAP Brothers

[@intothestars-]

“Amy is John’s girlfriend.” *shrugs* “I ship it.”

[@merci923]

***NO***

[@RedBeryll720]

Amy looked at john, completely awestruck at how amazing he looked-

[@merci923]

@@RedBeryll720 *STAP*

[@RedBeryll720]

Merciful _ no

[@merci923]

*S T A P*

[@themaincharacter4985]

"It's funny because it's true"

[@alexterria4331]

I remember when I first found Jadien’s channel this was her most recent video and now I’ve watched every video that has came out since then ☺️

[@nicolepancakezzz]

My teachers: Write detailed sentences. Me: Ok.... *LATER* My Teachers: You have very limited word counts, so simplify sentences. Me: You said write detailed sentences? My Teachers: Do both. Me: _what_

[@nadaschannel7812]

Nicole Pancakezzz school in a nutshell 😂

[@mra4521]

We want you to write succinctly.

[@Tweetyresm]

Brilliant brevity is what my teacher called it... smh... it's definitely a skill

[@mra4521]

@@TweetyresmTweetyresm what my fellow teachers are supposed to do, and what school districts are supposed to give us time and resources to do, is have you submit a draft, grade that, and then we can teach you how to be succinct as you re-write your paper. At least that is how I see it and try to teach it whenever I can.

[@sammythebones]

Why. Why do people write these things... THEY DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE!! 🤨

[@jazzypotato2066]

Smirking... Ravenous... Eyes-widen- VIETNAM FLASHBACKS TO THAT ONE FANFIC OF JAMES

[@fanofthomas96]

War noises entensifies

[@rainbowangel5264]

**pulls out knife** Ah, my next target...

[@katherinerussell8972]

lol or i show amusement at this greatly amusing anecdote you have expressed

[@Dahyunnieisdumb]

IMAO THATS WHAT I THOUGHT OF

[@piskie6157]

Yeah, lol. I mean: indeed, I cachinnate vociferously

[@kirah.7106]

I actually just came from there while trying to write a fanfic. I needed a synonym for mouse. (I wanted to name a mouse themed superhero.) It suggested fox.

[@unikittie_11]

Thats hilarious

[@PastaMonkeGT]

This is like my favorite old jaiden video

[@lucaslm3]

I often use big words to make myself look photosynthesis

[@stitchedrabbit3247]

Photosynthesis is a cycle that plants do to convert light to food....Try again.

[@ronanhiggz9364]

Izzy Kelman Work on your hand eye coordination. Maybe next time you can catch the joke.

[@sanguinius7538]

Izzy, darling it was a joke.

[@stitchedrabbit3247]

k

[@nicholaipowell3817]

Izzy Kelman Photosynthesis is NOT plants converting light into food. It is actually plants drawing in water, carbon dioxide, and sunlight, but using sunlight as energy to convert the water and carbon dioxide into food, or glucose (c6h1206), and oxygen as an unintentional creation. Don't roast me or anything, I just wanted to let people know.

[@katmarrs7054]

"My new thesaurus is terrible!" "How terrible?" "...It's terrible!"

[@smolse6854]

No, it is abhorrent, atrocious, appaling, awful, disastrous or disturbing

[@Akumo69]

@@smolse6854 yeah... I think you missed the point buddy

[@Akumo69]

@@nelser1160 the point is the thesaurus is so terrible the best adjective that means bad is terrible which is why Kathryn said "...It's terrible!"

[@xexpaguette]

@@Akumo69 by the way if you wanna be more convincing with your username then here: Buttmuncher • 15 years ago

[@ljnliamcastro6488]

U mean my new thesaurus is disagreeable and horrendous

[@WTFisAhandl3]

This video is the definition if "old but gold"

[@urwahussain1581]

Amy is dating john Jaiden: Oh, I ship it. John and Amy: Waa

[@savannahbenoist9949]

The pigeons. I'm dead 😂

[@treeboy3840]

Video:Faster than a cheetah Me:Lies *looks up pigeon top speed* 90 Me: O_O

[@AaronHuiYoutuber]

savannah benoist the instrument stock photos XD

[@ToBe_Continued]

THE PIGEON!

[@movedtohantuna9907]

savannah benoist Here have this coffin

[@44_kai]

Mom: what drink do you want for breakfast? Me: moo juice Mom: what

[@cooldog8580]

Oof I accidentally copied ur comment, sorry

[@roaringthunder115]

Ha

[@j025hasseenalot6]

I’ll do you better Mom: What drink do you want for breakfast? Me: Moo juice Mom: *HUH?!* (I just saw some missed potential.. I will go now)

[@aaaaaaa-vm1oi]

*cOw LiQuiD*

[@emmacastro7460]

Juice that was extracted from black and white creatures living in the fence that eat grass urinated by creatures called dogs who live with humans

[@averyfish2211]

Jaiden's variations of the word "barren" baron barron so close...lol Love your vids!

[@serenadesketch3803]

Wow. That beginning with the complaints about essays is pretty much how I feel about them. I think I found my spirit animal.

[@topazwashere8942]

Jaiden: smirking... ravenous... eyes widen... Me who just watched James’s fan fiction video: *hm*

[@isatrujillo469]

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!!!

[@topazwashere8942]

@Isa Trijllo IKR

[@isatrujillo469]

@@topazwashere8942 lol

[@juneberries8176]

i could only read one fan fiction and these words would pop up

[@JohnSmith-ex8iw]

*INTENSE MINECRAFT VILLAGER NOISE*

[@bananacorn3080]

In 4th grade a boy in my class wrote “thru” in a persuasive essay and our teacher gave us a giant lecture on it.

[@banzai5780]

BananaCorn your profile picture perfectly depicts what happened.

[@saturntautonico8730]

BananaCorn on our test, no one could spell WEDNESDAY (fifth grade, I remind you) (and I was like one of the two or three people that spelled it right) so we had to write Wednesday 100 times

[@saturntautonico8730]

Also that people always right u or ur on assignments like WHAT???!!! *O U T R A G E*

[@bananacorn3080]

Elizabeth White omg lol

[@yaarou8003]

In my classes before (this is eight grade not fourth so it’s inexcusable) someone put u throughout the whole essay

[@daPancake999]

This never gets old

[@HAAPI.]

I mean politicians are obliged to speak formally...

[@Aquaax]

Thesaurus.com baby (Solves all yo problems) :3

[@gloria9532]

just like the 7 day vegan challenge

[@Aquaax]

Yep. 7 day vegan challenge baby (solves all yo problems) :^3

[@peppermintier4484]

+RawrFearMe_ ItS a ThEsAuRuS cHaLlAnGe!

[@daisyparade8520]

The thesaurus challenge. See if you can convert a conversation into more formal speech

[@smolcookie3nintendotrash289]

lol you saw it to XD

[@mattneese8571]

Dearest Jaiden, Before all else I believe it should be stated that I have great appreciation and gain much delight from your illustrations. They contain within them charming imagery and reveal yourself to be exceptionally entertaining. Overall, they truly are exquisite. In regards for this piece, I perceive that the intended meaning for this could simply be stated as "Gobbledygook is pretentious". Regardless, this early gift in celebration of the day of my birth, though unintentional, is much appreciated. Stay vigilant and may God bless you on your journey through this life.

[@magtonex7388]

*Translation:* "Jaiden, Firstly I wanted to say I love your art. They're cute, funny, and original. In this video they're great for showing your point. Anyway, thanks for the early birthday gift. Keep up with the good work!" You're welcome.

[@otishannah7712]

I CANNOT UNDERSTAND THESE SMART PEOPLE WORDS "PIGEONS ARE MORE MUSCLE BOUND THAN A HARAMBE" WHAT?!

[@mattneese8571]

+Magtone X Although lacking in some fields that which the original manuscript contained, your approach appears to be exceptionally similar in regards to its origin. Bravo!

[@freshdiscordrep.6279]

+Papa Troll actually you're mistaken,hambre is a gorilla that was on the news and got shoot because a little kid feel inside his cage and he got dragged around and then the police shoot him

[@barbarakloulechad2237]

in despite, i doubt i would legitimately understand your way of speaking. *translation*: i have no idea what the fuck you said.

[@Onk599]

watching this in 2023, even Jaiden's early vids are amazing ngl.

[@genderno7448]

because of this video indubitably has become one of the top 10 words in my vocab

[@Chris-vn5on]

WHEN SHE SAID FAN FICTION I WAS LIKE OH FRIK IVE BEEN DISCOVERED

[@tigercow]

Chris rights fan fictions? Bill! Chris rights fan fictions!

[@MrSchplingle79]

*Anime intensifies*

[@itzchloegacha9251]

Same

[@artlystica2245]

same here i imagine me as a dog and when the word fanficiton was called my ears fliped totally high

[@xiicks]

I actually gasped and whispered “shît I’ve been discovered”

[@ug2943]

*strong ass british accent* *You cAn’t imagine my delight*

[@loganharms1909]

O

[@curlyclubb7535]

@@eeveemation-studios Hey same, also s-cone or s-con?

[@Iregretmyoldname]

Idk how to make british accent ;-; i am not even american ;_; *dramatic sobs*

[@ug2943]

toon draw oh same 😂

[@ug2943]

GamingEevee 12 no hate to british peeps just being a lil dramatic about how I want to be british😂

[@nolifeoutsideofyoutube1928]

Wow it's already been 4 years almost 5 since I started watching Jaiden wow what nostalgic

[@supa1514]

That flute image cracks me up every time