Thesaurus.com is Kinda Dumb

equanimity.
((thesaurus people, don't hurt me i mean well. i'm a 'copacetic' and 'simpatico' person i promise))
also- pigeon documentary if ur curious: • Video
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I do not own the pigeon documentary. (lol)
And this tells me you read the description, which means you respect what I have to say! Thank you :D According to the website, you're very "fine and dandy".... nah I'm just gonna use the word "nice". Yeah that's better.

[@jaidenanimations]

i used the wrong "barren", frikking.... okay whatever

[@NickGraffDuh]

Heeeyyyy

[@nahtan7353]

K

[@anies7868]

Hi

[@chef7196]

Hi

[@zorenkohler7534]

It's okay. Better than I can do

[@badegg2472]

why say "i want to die" when you could say "i have an urge to breath one's last"

[@coolperson1158]

604 i- uh- sure

[@danboekenoogen4957]

604 *Verboss increases*

[@littenthebest1599]

why say i want to die when you can say "color directed toward finish"

[@applechomper6514]

Why say “I want my pop tart to be done.” When you can say “I want my hard pastry with a jelly like middle to finish warming up.

[@cassyplays2104]

Noted😂

[@AmiYamato]

Thanks Jaiden. I really enjoyed this. So relatable!. oh... sorry, I should really say: *I extend my gratitude to you, Jaiden! My amusement was unquestionably satisfied. It was indeed empathetic to my own experiences*

[@Cordiformi]

BAHAHA

[@vidoodles]

Ami, I really want to hear you say that in your sexy british accent!

[@jaidenanimations]

anytime, fellow acquaintance

[@jylstudios]

+Jaiden Animations I have the same name as you but it is spelled Jaden

[@aliceplays5092]

I talk like that whenever I RolePlay as some of my characters xD And sometimes I actually just talk like this o.o

[@rainy_days2316]

"and how many people use it for fanfiction-" *perspiration enhances*

[@SakuraStardust]

Oh my god I need to see that Pidgeon documentary

[@gunplaybusiness]

in the description :)

[@anaemicroyalty0504]

I wanna see it with the texts and pictures of Jaiden, like in this video

[@netahamiel4304]

Pigeon is without a "d"

[@veronicasawyer8349]

We need to learn about pidge some more (Voltron reference)

[@clinepiotrowski]

Persassy The Sassy 👌🏻

[@darkrose821]

Why say "I want to hit you in the face with a brick" when you could say "One wishes to acquaintance your face with the fundamental tool in building walls, repeatedly"

[@Kitty_C]

yeah

[@jamingchannel3021]

Why say "One wishes to acquaintance your face with the fundamental tool in building walls, repeatedly" when you could instead say "One human being (being ones self) has an undying urge, an intense wanting to apply control of ones hands and fingers to pick up from the ground or its current resting place - a brick (a rectangular unit made of clay or a concrete like material which is essential to the construction of various architectural items which include but are not limited to walls, buildings and houses) and assault the the facial and head area of another homosapien often due to a repetitive annoyance caused by said homosapien and inflicted onto ones self. The assault using the rectangular construction unit is often with the intent to harm or cease the life of said homosapien."

[@stephanieking3179]

@@jamingchannel3021 w0w

[@NotYourBub]

Repeatedly

[@musa_adeel]

😂 I’m DYING RN LOOOOOOOOOL

[@fachriahmadbaryza7616]

"Dear son, have you consume the moo juice?" "Indubitably, mother"

[@doodle4914]

XD

[@sumaiyasaleque]

I strongly dislike moo juice

[@witheryt1617]

So true

[@Goldfish_Brain]

I Loathe the moo juice, good sir. Cheerio good chap! I now must consume thy ocean juice...

[@soup6925]

Good son, now let’s perambulate over to the convince store for more moo juice.

[@re-blitz]

“More muscle bound than a gorilla” “Pigeon” This suggest a pigeon could crush my skull with its feets

[@PrinceGemJ]

He's not wrong, I used to be totally normal until I messed with a pigeon. Now they call me the headless horseman.

[@ShierakQiya]

I mean, have you ever let one try?

[@Idrinkpurelithium]

i have a pet pigeon, want me to test?

[@Idrinkpurelithium]

his/her name is egg birb- i man sugar

[@zodiac-zt3vp]

Guys you should call colds or flu's "Upper respiratory tract infection" to sound good and also add more word to your essay

[@otnielcolorado]

The Pigeon part killed me

[@beeblebuice]

me 2

[@vxexnxuxs8434]

SAMEEE

[@hmorris0712]

Edgy_ Keemstar IKR

[@sharkpro-jp5jc]

same

[@andreawiener305]

yeahh XD

[@caseolum]

The fact that you consider “baffling” a fancy word is truly baffling.

[@qbc_03x65]

Ila Dayaneni she attempted in her informative documentary, with humorous elements, to try and discombobulate our conscious minds with her perplexing verbiage

[@tchgs11zdok15]

@@qbc_03x65 *to be or not to be*

[@tchgs11zdok15]

(I'm lazy)

[@utkarshdubey3435]

And henceforth

[@classonbread5757]

@@utkarshdubey3435 That's a word for simpletons, you must use words like "ergo".

[@iambird.2153]

My friend actually says "indubitably" as a substitute for "yes" sometimes.

[@geckteibroatchiz2147]

XD Same!

[@shiruka1372]

...I do that sometimes...

[@golden9859]

Wait people don’t usually say indubitably?

[@halobread]

i dont do that

[@extrapathos]

i use it when trying to sound satirical

[@shanonymous2010]

The entire pigeon part was absolute gold

[@simonscare2200]

“Use it for fanfiction” *ya caught me there*

[@LadyMorgaine1976]

Different Ways To Say "Said"...

[@jollywolfgirl5824]

I felt very attacked XD

[@Corrupted_CK]

@@LadyMorgaine1976 Compare "Flirting" to *"Squabberdackling lovely-ly with a charming smile of seductivenessessity"* Im 99.9% sure squabberdackling, lovely-ly and seductivenessessity are not real words *"As they sound much nonsensical than natural groups of letters(words) would be."*

[@ignoremelol2576]

Frosty Art SAME F--

[@stellophiliac]

*sits there reading x readers*

[@Pljv1]

Pigeons can be killed by turtles. Thats how much of a evolution masterpiece they are.

[@bri5033]

João Victor Pigeons can be killed by a _worm_ (choking, parasites)...

[@bri5033]

Blue Diamond Worm and ant

[@_-daphne-_]

wow .-.

[@tortis6342]

Indubitably

[@simonk4174]

What do you mean pigeons can be killed by turtles!? Since when are turtles hunting pigeons?

[@jajajan]

I died at the animal documentary clip 😂 The added pictures Jaiden added in made it 10 times better 😂

[@isaac64444]

I also died, lit fam. LMAO, I can't even :') Jaiden was right about us.

[@lmasouras123]

Yea, But Also Typing Like Your Ritch Is Kind of Helpful. Say You Had To Write A 300 Word Essay. Her Example Makes Like 1/6th Of That Obsolete When You Could Have Typed "Penguins Live In The Cold" For A Measly 5 Words.

[@hamdam6649]

Hey dude... you spelled rich wrong, why not use the word "wealthy" it's way better.... 👍🏻

[@432u]

try affluent.

[@TitanicBee]

Janelle Dose Gaming I know I just exploded into laughter!

[@aligaming7575]

6:35 "Jaiden hit itself in confusion!" for real though, cant stop looping the bloopers... i feel bad but it's just too funny *and relatable*

[@skylar_scribblez]

“Hey mom mind passing me the *_moo juice_* ?” “Ah yes a fine delicacy.”

[@ShadowZZZ]

dairy is scary, I recommend the youtube video that goes by this title

[@puddlel1ama327]

Pass the blue milk, Aunt Beru.

[@EleanoraDzen]

The first time I heard moo juice was watching Xmen evolution

[@lilgoobdoob6161]

I laughed so hard lol

[@BbloxF]

OoOooOooOoo The moo juice is very Expensive And Extraordinary.....In other words milk cost alot and taste nice

[@ivorstirling8568]

Jaiden then: *talks about words* Jaiden now: sO i PeEd On mY wALleT

[@munchdoob]

F**k it

[@teodorionescu4046]

do NOT fuck the wallet! I repeat do NOT fuck the wallet!

[@franzsteiner2341]

@@teodorionescu4046 I did not fuck my wallet. I don't want to fuck my wallet. I have never fucked my wallet. I wouldn't fantasize about my wallet sexually, and have not.

[@prideallyear8123]

These comments are the kind of shit you find on tumblr at 2AM. I love it

[@somepansimp9250]

Roman sanders yes haha

[@froggy-the-fresh]

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits. But then again she is a mother so we should respect her

[@thotdestroyer4j164]

Mc sucks At everything LOL

[@jerakio1211]

Mc sucks At everything yes.

[@stickmanunited4061]

Mc sucks At everything zn

[@coco.0487]

Mc sucks At everything How about procrastination

[@akrasphantom]

Wasabiwoodstock&snoopy thats the father

[@ellieee8490]

The fact that "moo juice" is an acceptable replacement for milk though- Welp. *I know what I'm calling it for the next ten years.*

[@wackyanimations3326]

ten years???? not enough

[@dustyshards8833]

You mean forever

[@quadrillage3838]

MOO JUICE

[@ABNationHere]

i once thought and told alot of people that milk is cow pee

[@dustyshards8833]

@@GabKebab you good bro?

[@carleigh5520]

"Amy is John's girlfriend" I'm going to start saying this to random people

[@eebertdeebert]

Carleigh McGinnis Same.

[@shambosaha9727]

Sheldon: Impossible

[@obvieva3702]

Lmao.

[@juf9055]

Please do

[@catherinepeacock5126]

Jonh is Amy's boyfriend

[@bebapkmngirl98]

I want Jaiden to edit subtitles for all of the documentaries on existence

[@thomasturner6980]

Nobody has replied to this comment until I pressed the send button

[@movedtoplooshiepunch4257]

I AGREE

[@butteredchocolate]

"Hey can you pass the moo juice?" "Indubitably." "Much obliged." "No worries." Now that's one heck of a conversation

[@zimcatduckie2283]

Lol

[@four.muffinteers]

👌🏻

[@gautamim920]

i would like to witness dat :3

[@Areegatoe]

Better first line (idea): "Sorry to bother you, kind sir/madam, but it would be most delightful if you could be so generous to relinquish the moo juice to my hand."

[@KC0407]

👌 its perfect

[@MarcyVA]

Why say “I loved this video! It was very funny!” When you could say “I cherished this prerecorded program! It was astonishingly entertaining!” What the hell did I just say...

[@mininunbread1426]

You said words

[@DocuzanQuitomos]

Hahahaha XD. Or you can try: "Verily, I adored this animated broadcast! With no doubts, it was an experience I catalogue as exceptionally pleasant" XD.

[@Anotherchild_lol]

Read it

[@mindblitz6496]

Omg I used the applebees thing in my resume (with slight differencences) and I got the job! Thanks Jaiden!

[@iliketobeedgy3265]

Mindblitz64 congrats

[@chipea9860]

tHaTs plAgiaRIsM

[@iliketobeedgy3265]

LemonHeadzz not really. Plagiarism is when some one takes work from a copyrighted piece of work. This video isn't copyrighted AND everyone can use that word when ever the want, so your statement makes absolutely no sense.

[@chipea9860]

ok I'm sorry i didn't mean it seriously plz don't murder me I'm sorry accept my cookies i dont wanna hurt anyone I'm sawyyyyy

[@zainer5754]

i was dying of laughter at the pigeon documentary

[@honeybadgerricc]

SAME I CAN'T BREATHE

[@muhammadrezharinaldo1887]

Faster than a cheetah.

[@lancetheking7524]

@@muhammadrezharinaldo1887 more muscle than a gorilla

[@21catsinatrenchcoat39]

@@lancetheking7524 *harambe

[@tofu3645]

S W O O P I N G overhead....

[@peeblekitty5780]

DON'T MOURN OVER SPILLED MOO JUICE

[@clipdumpclip]

Kindly refrain from mourning concerning upset bowlvine female extract

[@ackensieack1126]

Ah, yes... I love some of yer moo juice in the morning

[@fresapan]

Peeble Kitty cow juice**

[@ffionsheppard]

hahahahhahahahahahahah lol

[@Deathhascome543]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm save me

[@reynXIII]

Jaiden, as an active fanfic writer and reader, definitly more people use it for fanfics, literally no one in real life refers to eyes as orbs but we still do it, or no one writes "the older raven-haired woman looked away because she could feel the heat on her cheeks" instead of "Jamie wasn't looking at Rosie because she was blushing", but we do so in the fanfic world

[@astra8372]

If I was writing fanfictions I'd prefer to use my own vocabulary though, maybe I would use references from different sources but I feel like writing is kind of art, so I'd want to "paint" the text myself when possible and when appropriate. I'd try to not overdo it though, fanfictions are meant to be read and understood rather than giving headaches to both the writers and readers.

[@UniHorned]

As a fanfic writer myself we need to find ways of writing the same thing or refer to the same person without being repetitive-... It's better than writing "Jamie" or "She" 6 times in one paragraph T)

[@reynXIII]

@@UniHorned I agree, and sometimes is so freakin hard to find sustantives for words that people understand, especially if you really hate repitition at all. I remember one time I think I used the name of the protag only 3 times in a chapter

[@UniHorned]

@@reynXIII That's sounds like an achievement! I don't think I could

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Technical word: Defenestrate. To forcibly remove another individual from a building via the nearest window.

[@beepyyy]

that is so specific and i love it

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

@@beepyyy you're welcome.

[@spiritpaws9545]

yEeT

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

@@spiritpaws9545 more or less.

[@zOmBiEc0La]

Boi

[@omirice7579]

*shifts nervously in seat* Maybe I use Thesaurus for both school work and fanfics......

[@KaraKubed]

Why ya always lying

[@dariaesp3663]

same*

[@alessandraerinvillegas611]

Gaming with cherry only for fan-fiction

[@hugmuun]

I don't need a thesaurus I have an English major!!! *dramatically poses for non-decript crowd of nerds*

[@meldaragravante2028]

. . .

[@loztpm]

Fun fact: “walk, think, say” are all native English words while their thesaurus counterparts used here are borrowed from other languages (likely Latin and French). Back in the day, a tooooon of French and Latin words were brought into the language but were originally only used by those of noble/educated status. Words that were often borrowed were used in fields like science and literature which commoners were unable to participate in. It’s kind of interesting that some of these borrowed words have become common but the native English words we’ve kept around still have that feeling of sounding blunt or dumbed down compared to their French/Latin-derived counterparts

[@evanlight2550]

I just imagine a “posh” English man just walking up to a group of regular Frenchmen and they look at him with neutral faces. You try and sound fancy to your own country but to the rest your likely speaking the language of a commoner.

[@blade7y156]

And in France, you should learn how to speak english very well and spend years about it. And then you realised that the higher level of english expression is basically french with an accent...

[@lyricmclaughlin7032]

lol this is what Jaiden means. we should write essays like this

[@hat7475]

Holy shit I was on point with my thoughts huh, I am not surprised. God mcukficng damnit

[@laurawilliams5746]

That's cool

[@fjordtheeggface]

I swallowed a dictionary once. Gave thesaurus throat I've ever had.

[@JadeMythriil]

I don't know about other people, but I sometimes use "big words" that help me convey my idea in more detail. Some common words are just too broad in meaning and I want a word thats more on point or explains exactly what I'm trying to express.

[@dhgmrz17]

Also the fact that you want to try avoiding the same words a thousand times. I mean even in speech it gets annoying when some uses "like" a hundred times in one paragraph.

[@1969crocodil]

what?

[@josephb.4640]

EXACTLY! It’s actually more about sounding accurate than sounding smart.

[@faarsight]

That only works if you can expect the person you're talking/writing to to understand the word though.

[@Hideyoshi1991]

I've an IQ of 400 so I don't need "big words" to convey my message do to my far superior Intellect to that of those around me

[@Angel-zy7hn]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE PIGEON HELP

[@glencoconut]

SAME I NEED HELP TOO XD

[@jamdeluxe7456]

Pigeons are the master race of all reality

[@wommiez]

+Divine Nymph UTTrash same oh god

[@Asunsx]

THE PIGEON, THE MOST SOFISTICATED ANIMAL ON EARTH

[@135roze]

+Angel Patel You mean: I'm joshing vaguely unyielding at the pigeon help (I just went on thesaurus.com and pooped this out XD)

[@topazwashere8942]

Jaiden: smirking... ravenous... eyes widen... Me who just watched James’s fan fiction video: *hm*

[@isatrujillo469]

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!!!

[@topazwashere8942]

@Isa Trijllo IKR

[@isatrujillo469]

@@topazwashere8942 lol

[@juneberries8176]

i could only read one fan fiction and these words would pop up

[@JohnSmith-ex8iw]

*INTENSE MINECRAFT VILLAGER NOISE*

[@PansyPops]

I think I’m sleep deprived, hearing “moo juice” made me cry in laughter

[@StevenHurst]

teachers: alright we are writing an essay about milk student: u mean MOO JUICE

[@mr.rodrigo]

U copied this comment u loser

[@dreamdust2997]

@@mr.rodrigo don,t be rude

[@trueboca3461]

loser

[@alexandranighthall5183]

What equanimity

[@niknackcreations7586]

Why do people use other people’s comments for likes 😕👎

[@jazzypotato2066]

Smirking... Ravenous... Eyes-widen- VIETNAM FLASHBACKS TO THAT ONE FANFIC OF JAMES

[@fanofthomas96]

War noises entensifies

[@rainbowangel5264]

**pulls out knife** Ah, my next target...

[@katherinerussell8972]

lol or i show amusement at this greatly amusing anecdote you have expressed

[@Dahyunnieisdumb]

IMAO THATS WHAT I THOUGHT OF

[@piskie6157]

Yeah, lol. I mean: indeed, I cachinnate vociferously

[@lucaslm3]

I often use big words to make myself look photosynthesis

[@stitchedrabbit3247]

Photosynthesis is a cycle that plants do to convert light to food....Try again.

[@ronanhiggz9364]

Izzy Kelman Work on your hand eye coordination. Maybe next time you can catch the joke.

[@sanguinius7538]

Izzy, darling it was a joke.

[@stitchedrabbit3247]

k

[@nicholaipowell3817]

Izzy Kelman Photosynthesis is NOT plants converting light into food. It is actually plants drawing in water, carbon dioxide, and sunlight, but using sunlight as energy to convert the water and carbon dioxide into food, or glucose (c6h1206), and oxygen as an unintentional creation. Don't roast me or anything, I just wanted to let people know.

[@syndnovak-b3d]

I think we are ment to use it to make the essay longer because usually there is a insane word count that you have to have in order for the teacher to accept it.

[@kijuujo6220]

YO I CHOKED WHEN THE DOCUMENTARY PART PLAYED

[@derpypenguin3127]

choked on this D for Harambe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@z3n.z1p]

Yup xD

[@inkythealien]

PIGEONS ARE SAVAGE

[@z3n.z1p]

+Musix _ I HAVE A PET PIGEON THOOO!!! XD

[@aae9184]

HOi temmie lets just say I'm one of the undertale fan girls XD

[@artcakes1390]

Me as a 4th Grader: :P A 6th grader: Can I borrow a pen? 4th Grade Me Trying to be cool: INDUBITABLY

[@leahannajohn504]

Hey I was the 100th like

[@artcakes1390]

Oh good for you!

[@reddovegemini9509]

I was the 121 like

[@artcakes1390]

Congrats!

[@eekyelkins100]

193 like

[@nicotothestars]

“Amy is John’s girlfriend.” *shrugs* “I ship it.”

[@merci923]

***NO***

[@RedBeryll720]

Amy looked at john, completely awestruck at how amazing he looked-

[@merci923]

@@RedBeryll720 *STAP*

[@RedBeryll720]

Merciful _ no

[@merci923]

*S T A P*

[@Lyk0ss]

I know Im a little late, but teachers generally dont want you to write all fancy, they want content. But people are lazy and think that using a more expansive lexicon will make them sound better, as its easier to lengthen a sentence than do research another point about your topic. Most college profs I have had just wanted us to be as brief as possible. Strict word limits, make your statement, make your points, conclusion.

[@twistedtachyon5877]

Doubly so if the writer doesn't actually know what the words they're using mean. Some of Jaiden's examples changed the meaning completely or weren't constructed correctly. Thesaurus overload!

[@littleshiverspike1337]

I have a very technical word for you, Jaiden. Yeet- An object being thrown at high velocity.

[@Above_The_Weeping_World]

and the past tense is yote

[@humanity639]

*backwards

[@justexisting184]

XD

[@matthewscopa2087]

😂

[@porpleprople]

Agent W1nter I yote the super-powered pigeon out of existence while sipping some moo juice

[@cryptiddmashups]

My favorite word of all time- Defenestration- the act of hurling someone out a window.

[@succulentplaylists7266]

Zoe May I was too curious so I looked it up. I just have to wonder why anyone even had to make a word for that. Like, were people being thrown out of windows so often that people decided that they should make a word for it to save time talking about how they had or were going to throw someone else out a window?

[@moondustshine9381]

HUGH

[@windrunnerradiant4776]

Introverted Insomniac I know right?!

[@definitelyaturtle3650]

That is a real word?

[@moondustshine9381]

TurtleGamer 97 I have no idea

[@marikinns]

“The teacher doesn’t even talk like that!” heh. My middle school science teacher: *PHENOMENAL*

[@swapnilmedhi1998]

@James F. phenom-anal. nice.

[@Dovey12]

Stupendous rhyme, dear comrade.

[@shivi2152]

The volume on this bus is **aStoNoMiCal**

[@jakea627]

Professor oak: M A R V E L O U S

[@sugarrmoon]

Phenomenal isnt that fancy a word lmao

[@alkayadav3953]

7 years later and now we have chat gpt.

[@bananacorn3080]

In 4th grade a boy in my class wrote “thru” in a persuasive essay and our teacher gave us a giant lecture on it.

[@banzai5780]

BananaCorn your profile picture perfectly depicts what happened.

[@saturntautonico8730]

BananaCorn on our test, no one could spell WEDNESDAY (fifth grade, I remind you) (and I was like one of the two or three people that spelled it right) so we had to write Wednesday 100 times

[@saturntautonico8730]

Also that people always right u or ur on assignments like WHAT???!!! *O U T R A G E*

[@bananacorn3080]

Elizabeth White omg lol

[@yaarou8003]

In my classes before (this is eight grade not fourth so it’s inexcusable) someone put u throughout the whole essay

[@ug2943]

*strong ass british accent* *You cAn’t imagine my delight*

[@loganharms1909]

O

[@curlyclubb7535]

@@eeveemation-studios Hey same, also s-cone or s-con?

[@Iregretmyoldname]

Idk how to make british accent ;-; i am not even american ;_; *dramatic sobs*

[@ug2943]

toon draw oh same 😂

[@ug2943]

GamingEevee 12 no hate to british peeps just being a lil dramatic about how I want to be british😂

[@Daro-Wolfe]

“Faster than a cheetah” A peregrine falcon? “More muscle bound than a gorilla” A peregrine falcon...? “More agile than a great white shark” Falcon...? (Bird pictures start showing up) “Swooping overhead” Definitely the peregrine falcon then “Feasting on our streets, the pigeon.” WHAT?!?!

[@ChaosEnthusiast]

WUT???? i guess pigeons are sky animals not land animals

[@connorlee6145]

LOL i thought the EXACT same thing not even jokeing

[@ChaosEnthusiast]

loL

[@hellobye9178]

No joke, this is how the documentaries in my science class are.

[@hellobye9178]

@@Danieleverettg James for probably like 20 years of his life: The CRAP Brothers

[@sethlees4542]

Jaiden can turn anything into a meme in the best way possible

[@catys.m9108]

you can actually see in jaidens character that she looks younger than her 2019 character! It's super cute

[@justsomerandomguy239]

Catys.M Yup, especially her endcards. They’re super adorable and wholesome.

[@NeichoKijimura]

It's from 2016

[@domino_201]

It’s an elaborate plan!

[@mediocretriplethreat]

cardavia aliviades exactly. They are saying that the 2016 jaiden looks younger than 2019 jaiden, even tho it’s animation

[@domino_201]

@@mediocretriplethreat It shows the growth of Jaiden's art style and animation which I personally thought was actually kinda cool.

[@aqalexander3465]

How does a pigeon have "superhuman senses" if they're not even human in the first place!

[@sran438]

AQ Alexander XD. Super birdo senses?

[@ZipDevXD]

It means above human senses....

[@shiloh4460]

they're tiny people in disuse

[@ijustwannalive1615]

it means their senses are the same as a superhuman. maybe hear better than us? idk.

[@dollyspine]

Super PIGEON senses

[@44_kai]

Mom: what drink do you want for breakfast? Me: moo juice Mom: what

[@cooldog8580]

Oof I accidentally copied ur comment, sorry

[@roaringthunder115]

Ha

[@j025hasseenalot6]

I’ll do you better Mom: What drink do you want for breakfast? Me: Moo juice Mom: *HUH?!* (I just saw some missed potential.. I will go now)

[@aaaaaaa-vm1oi]

*cOw LiQuiD*

[@emmacastro7460]

Juice that was extracted from black and white creatures living in the fence that eat grass urinated by creatures called dogs who live with humans

[@urwahussain1581]

Amy is dating john Jaiden: Oh, I ship it. John and Amy: Waa

[@EnderWolf-jt8nr]

I must present this exquisite animated film to my academic teacher. Or I've got to show this to mah teacher

[@EnderWolf-jt8nr]

Lol

[@EnderWolf-jt8nr]

Thankyou my fine companion. Or Thanks bro u da bomb

[@alicemcnamara8847]

Wow XD lol

[@unigamerderp7430]

EnderWolf 1234 lol or i find this comment very delightful and entertaining.🕵👌👏

[@CalamariMatoi]

EnderWolf 1234 I must present this exquisite animated film on the platform formally and widely known as KZbin to my mentor on the topic of Mathematics and Algebra.

[@shee4442]

4:03 "...and how many of you use it for writing fan fictions?" Me: *Crap!I'm caught!*

[@Connie_TinuityError]

It could also be reading fan fictions as well!

[@lettyalejo7348]

*Me too!*

[@julietf3360]

Me: I only write Sanders Sides fanfiction!! My mom, going through my computer: honey why are there so many documents here called “Tales untold: A Drarry fanfiction????” Me: **panicked! silence**

[@Lingx_Cats]

ABORT, ABORT--

[@celestewright4454]

Is no one going to talk about that AWSOME JOB jaiden did on the pigeon documentary? I would SO watch an entire documentary if it had jaiden' s edits!

[@sergiolozavillarroel3784]

Celeste Wright The best part of the video

[@themaincharacter4985]

"It's funny because it's true"

[@nicolepancakezzz]

My teachers: Write detailed sentences. Me: Ok.... *LATER* My Teachers: You have very limited word counts, so simplify sentences. Me: You said write detailed sentences? My Teachers: Do both. Me: _what_

[@nadaschannel7812]

Nicole Pancakezzz school in a nutshell 😂

[@mra4521]

We want you to write succinctly.

[@Tweetyresm]

Brilliant brevity is what my teacher called it... smh... it's definitely a skill

[@mra4521]

@@TweetyresmTweetyresm what my fellow teachers are supposed to do, and what school districts are supposed to give us time and resources to do, is have you submit a draft, grade that, and then we can teach you how to be succinct as you re-write your paper. At least that is how I see it and try to teach it whenever I can.

[@sammythebones]

Why. Why do people write these things... THEY DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE!! 🤨

[@katmarrs7054]

"My new thesaurus is terrible!" "How terrible?" "...It's terrible!"

[@smolse6854]

No, it is abhorrent, atrocious, appaling, awful, disastrous or disturbing

[@Akumo69]

@@smolse6854 yeah... I think you missed the point buddy

[@Akumo69]

@@nelser1160 the point is the thesaurus is so terrible the best adjective that means bad is terrible which is why Kathryn said "...It's terrible!"

[@xexpaguette]

@@Akumo69 by the way if you wanna be more convincing with your username then here: Buttmuncher • 15 years ago

[@ljnliamcastro6488]

U mean my new thesaurus is disagreeable and horrendous

[@sigurdschafer8272]

"Do it for the memes"

[@unrealgeo]

the memes should stay dreams

[@louisnonyourbuissnes5191]

Sigurd Schäfer memes are uncouth

[@unrealgeo]

Louis Nonyourbuissnes whatcha talkin m8

[@louisnonyourbuissnes5191]

Georgios Irgendwas uncouth means unrefined and unmannererd

[@unrealgeo]

Louis Nonyourbuissnes kk dude

[@Lampe2020]

You struggling in the bloopers with "as a society" reminded me of an occurrence last week where I wanted to tell two classmates of mine that I had the song "Digital Ripples" from the _Belle_ soundtrack stuck in my head. And I for the heck of it couldn't say it smoothly and correctly, dang it!

[@squirtletheawkwardturtle343]

me (a fan fiction writer): cRAP SHE'S ON TO US

[@Dinoboots]

SAME

[@avamostyn5549]

We need to stick together!!!!

[@ervinbot7554]

Squirtle the Awkward Turtle i hate fan fiction

[@ervinbot7554]

Squirtle the Awkward Turtle about strange stuff

[@naiacrumpet3516]

You wanna play like that, huh? *AHEM.* ------------ "Ervin Bot blushed profusely, avoiding the harsh glare of Squirtle, who- ironically- isn't very that awkward. "Do you really...hate..fanfiction...?" they asked- small droplets forming in the corners of their scarlet eyes. Ervin-senpai turned away and inspected a speck of dust floating away in the sunlight. They avoided looking at the not-very-awkward... pokemon, and the tears that were threatening to fall. "No...I'm sorry.." They whispered, spinning around and embracing Squirtle. --------------- ARE YOU FEELING IT YET MR.KRABS?

[@m33zerella]

*I n d u b i t a b l y*

[@benjamimapancake6429]

Indubitably, Captain Picard.

[@hoovy522]

no I n d u b I t a b l y

[@YujiUedaFan]

Makes everyone sound like Billy from Power Rangers.

[@fandomofany2544]

Wishbear 4444

[@sniplax4079]

That's my favorite word, though :/

[@soggywaffles_02]

Why say "Mom can I have a cookie?" when you can say "Mother, I would be most grateful if you let me consume a pastry with high levels of sugar and simple carbohydrates" edit: WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL LIKING AND REPLYING TO THIS!?!? this joke wasn't even that funny istg 💀

[@_kaisetsu_]

Odd1out soobway

[@Jaydenallen2010]

Theodd1sout reference!

[@_kaisetsu_]

Lol

[@_kaisetsu_]

@@simple3555 you got it a bit wrong

[@allistairhock9825]

I think I remem bur-r face z sbjnjn

[@m1gr4ines]

"But think....how many more memes could you look through" "Jaiden, but isn't this a meme?"

[@subset8707]

there's a pigeon is outside my window come save me plz

[@movedtoplooshiepunch4257]

THROW SHUTTERSTOCK DRUM IMAGES AT IT OR DRAMATICALLY PLAY THE RECORDER

[@TripleOhSeven]

FBI OPEN UP FLEA THE BUILDING INTRUDER

[@sofiaturcantero2497]

The Documentary make me laugh so loud and is freaking 2:00 in the morning HELP ME

[@OFFICIALcooperscraft]

Where do you live? Cuz for me in America it's 6pm

[@darky8904]

Sofia TurCantero lmao sameee and it's a school night too ._.

[@sofiaturcantero2497]

My Thoughts On... I live in Spain

[@DoctorMarvello]

*DRAMATIC FLUTE*

[@delta_yd]

PIGEONS!

[@wepeas7577]

Yay I'm 'fine and dandy' *(Read description if ur confused)*

[@simple32149]

??

[@simple32149]

?_?

[@tortis6342]

Noice

[@YogurtdeplatanoXD]

Iz nais

[@GreySeashell-j3m]

Dude I read this as "Yay, I'm fine daddy" 😐

[@kirah.7106]

I actually just came from there while trying to write a fanfic. I needed a synonym for mouse. (I wanted to name a mouse themed superhero.) It suggested fox.

[@unikittie11]

Thats hilarious

[@TheVardener]

Can we please have Jaiden make all the subtitles for every documentary ever?

[@hhansanfranz]

I second this

[@thesenate1343]

Yessssss......

[@Cyruseh]

THE PIGEON

[@eatableeggs1235]

Of course

[@anarkuu]

The pigeon!

[@jennykarlsson5528]

That dramatic pigeon movie montage with instrument images. 😂

[@gcook124]

Who else is satisfied that it ends on 7:00

[@davidthepumpkinman7251]

I like it bc it's a round number.

[@Zakimals]

mine says 6:59

[@psych0536]

mine also says 6:59

[@stinkbomb4618]

r/whoosh

[@sran438]

R/whooosh

[@madmaddiesmadhouse4062]

The reason that most of these "fancier" words exist is specificity, which is really important when you're trying to write a literary analysis or scientific paper.

[@heeerrresjonny]

"Big words" are exactly like some memes. If you don't "get" them, they seem like gibberish, but if you understand their "definition", they can convey a complex idea quickly, and more specifically than a long drawn out explanation, possibly saving everyone *more* time. This is really entertaining, and in general it's a valid point, but really the purpose of a Thesaurus isn't to facilitate grandiloquence (aka find fancier words, yes I used fancy words there on purpose lol), it's to find the *right* word for your specific meaning. For example, you can't use "aforementioned" anytime you would use the word "said", only specific cases. It actually can help you *shorten* things. For example, you can talk about "the idea I said earlier in this paper" or you can talk about "the aforementioned idea". A similar idea goes for "perambulate" and "intectualize"[sic] (I think you meant intellectualize). Those words have more specific meanings. It can seem annoying or a waste if you don't know or care about those meanings, but when you do, it makes it all much more expressive and let's you put a more detailed picture in other people's minds with fewer words...just like a good meme.

[@qlanted8545]

how long did that take?

[@qlanted8545]

wut

[@daniellelinshannon3813]

This comment doesn't get enough credit

[@mew3790]

**bows down to thy intellect**

[@bri5033]

Dominick Vu Meep! (I have found my soul-meep!)

[@Andrew-rz9hc]

They're warm, nice people with big hearts. They're humid, pre-possessing homosapiens with full-sized aortic pumps.

[@k8tieisjusthere123]

XD

[@anastasia6]

Joey, is that you?

[@arjunanparusraman2446]

oh bOY ANOTHER BENDY ACCOUNT somebody once told me

[@lytbulb808]

The pigeons will take over. Humanity and it's sins are far less likely to destroy the human race then the soon to be dominant pigeon. For you see, they will come for our flesh and take over what little we have done compared to what they have in store.

[@lytbulb808]

I don't feel the need to explain this but... This is a joke... OR IS IT!?

[@kaimanjig9607]

Эмилия Романова man that sucks, I had my entire country a few years ago destroyed by pigeons, the country was small, almost no one knew about it but luckily me and my family moved away.

[@jamestrotman3238]

Kaiman JIG at least you got away, my county forced our people to fight those flying balls of fury. We had the young ones go out in breadcrumb hats, knowing they wouldnt make it.

[@kaimanjig9607]

Swampy Mudkipz which county?

[@kaimanjig9607]

Эмилия Романова at least we escaped fine and dandy, hope your flute recovers...

[@blakehamilton2489]

"More words related to milk: blackmail."

[@glitchmnster]

WHEN SHE SAID FAN FICTION I WAS LIKE OH FRIK IVE BEEN DISCOVERED

[@tigercow]

Chris rights fan fictions? Bill! Chris rights fan fictions!

[@MrSchplingle79]

*Anime intensifies*

[@itzchloegacha9251]

Same

[@artlystica2245]

same here i imagine me as a dog and when the word fanficiton was called my ears fliped totally high

[@xiicks]

I actually gasped and whispered “shît I’ve been discovered”

[@miriammm1476]

... I just hope Amy and John are still together...

[@SixandahalfYT]

it was more like John was stalking amy, she was after sonic

[@ignsaveingwolf6724]

yes

[@madelainewentzel2362]

Is your very energetic mother a Hufflepuff too?

[@noodles4867]

MyVeryEnergeticMotherJustServedUsNinePizzas i hope too :3

[@joannelee2696]

Oh please. They’re married with 3 kids now.

[@benjaminjohannessanchez3310]

Honey, ye need some milk. My dear, it is to be considered with great valour thou art in great requirement of MOO JUICE

[@dragonicbladex7574]

Moo juice, wow.

[@jelduro28]

@@dragonicbladex7574 Ýè§

[@sirplancelot4085]

Lol

[@sotossotirios824]

Lmao

[@niknackcreations7586]

Ö = O:

[@Rubywing4]

"Would you like to hang out?" "Do you authorize conduction of our own selves constituting a gathering appointment?" That last one sounds like something Sheldon Cooper would say LMAO

[@SirenDragon]

“Amy is John’s girlfriend” Me: (Shrugs) *I ship it*

[@diegomartinezquezada4797]

Ahem, I approve and encourage this relationship.

[@souI.afterdeath]

Humans

[@hockeydog2822]

Amy+John=Jamy

[@juliaanimates9765]

@@hockeydog2822 JAMY!!!! OMG JAMY IS BEST NAME!!! I LOVE IAMY!!! I MESM JAMY! I MEANT “MWAN”! WATI WHY AJMI TYPOUNF EVERY/PTHING??? AHHHHHAAJJA!!! ANYOWA IS HIK JAMY!

[@phantom_matchstick3809]

john is a simp

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

Ah, now I know how to ask someone out sophisticatedly: "Do you authorize conductance of our own selves to a gathering appointment?"

[@diodhut]

Best pickup line ever

[@homeraj838]

"Indubitably"

[@lailoutherand]

Person would be confused the living hell

[@indrimza]

@@lailoutherand I'd be the confused one

[@evilboobookin8970]

When someone asks me what I specialize in, I say _percussive maintenance_

[@isaac4283]

Evil Boobookin 🙄 hitting stuff to make it work?

[@evilboobookin8970]

Lmn grt1563 not just that. Squeezing it, dropping it, kicking it... I have broken a lot of computers and phones this way

[@Team_225]

When someone asks me that, I say "I specialize in not specializing in anything whatsoever."

[@philipyao5989]

Evil Boobookin percussive means involves like hitting like a piano or xylophone so yeah hitting stuff I'm good at that too

[@namingisdifficult408]

Evil Boobookin interesting

[@DinoBoi3657]

I read a book where are the entire book was just aliens making everything fancy words it was just the weirdest book ever

[@savannahbenoist9949]

The pigeons. I'm dead 😂

[@treeboy3840]

Video:Faster than a cheetah Me:Lies *looks up pigeon top speed* 90 Me: O_O

[@AaronHuiYoutuber]

savannah benoist the instrument stock photos XD

[@ToBe_Continued]

THE PIGEON!

[@movedtohantuna9907]

savannah benoist Here have this coffin

[@momosworld1489]

. . . .Who else kinda wanted to see the rest of the pigeon documentary XDD

[@clockyboy8036]

Momo's World of Gaming me XD

[@cj4955]

Momo's World of Gaming just a little urge XD

[@thetinypotato10]

Me XD

[@lanamarieee]

Momo's World of Gaming XD

[@came71085]

Momo's World of Gaming me

[@sarahtarashuk4553]

Another big word. Ima blow your mind. Who says skin anymore? Everyone says epidermis.

[@minty1174]

When I was younger my grandpa said I had epidermis on me and I thought that the epidermis on me was the blue stuff on my skin( later found out that was veins I am very pale ) and I didn't know it was skin till he told me

[@sarahtarashuk4553]

@@alexross1816 no... Epidermis... It means skin

[@aceofflames4572]

My aunt pranked me once by saying, "Your epidermis is showing." and I totally freaked out before I embarrassingly asked what the epidermis was.

[@horror_archivest]

I say largest organ in/on the body

[@dragonicbladex7574]

Who says real life anymore? I say bad video game.

[@sushiifoxx]

~pigeon jam intensifies~ *LIGHT PARTY*

[@tracematson385]

So this is why i struggle to meet the minimum word count on essays. Everyone else uses language like this, where as I use language as if I was actually speaking. I legitimately think about what I am going to write as if I were to say it. I think teacher find this to be refreshing or something, because I am used as example of what an essay should look like all the time.

[@klosnj11]

The thing to consider is information density. For every word you write in normal speech form, they end up using four or five longer words, which means if you both reach the word limit of 5000 words, you have actually conveyed four times as much information. It's actually amazing if you think about it. But that also means you have to actually HAVE four times as much information, so....get researching.

[@tracematson385]

@@klosnj11 Researching for a paper doesn't take that long for me, actually formulating the information in a way that makes logical sense when spoken is what takes me forever. I'm kind of a mess when it comes to explaining things, but if i have 6 hours to prepare a couple hundred words I do well.

[@no-sg1eq]

Jaiden: finds the phrase “moo juice" *[𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝]*

[@---3548-----------]

God damnit I can't see that because I'm on Android.

[@drnrnd176]

Progect 3548 4 it says [everyone liked that]

[@edmund8954]

XXXXXXX XXXXX XXXX

[@waitthatsillegal.5050]

I lost friends because of those words. Wait I never had friends.

[@erikallen3804]

*my depression is starting to kick in*

[@jadet6752]

Well then u lost nothing when saying those words

[@g-jayy]

My teacher played this vid in class earlier this year.

[@eddienarrea3638]

Cool

[@tomtheravenclaw8661]

Guy: Uses the word "equanimity" Same guy: "He'll probably do *GOOD* on the test tomorrow" (lol its "well")

[@chacharealsmooth8719]

Tom TheRavenclaw lol we have the same profile picture

[@youcancallmemaple2360]

@@chacharealsmooth8719 not anymors

[@watercooler.romance9133]

@@chacharealsmooth8719 someone changed it

[@mobvvv]

This is why you are a ravenclaw

[@musa_adeel]

Tom TheRavenclaw bro you could say he wil do good, he will do good on the test is still correct english

[@electrafying]

Jaiden in 2016: Are you crazy? Jaiden in 2020: Are you *n* *a* *k* *e* *d* ?

[@midnightgamer2158]

Lol

[@Braxton999Adams]

clearly covid is getting to her.

[@Tacarris1]

FISH FRICK I SPILLED MY MOO JUICE

[@Crynn]

Patricia Carris HAH

[@bedizen6424]

DISALLOWANCE TO MOURNING OVER SCATTERED LIQUID PRODUCED BY MAMMALS!!

[@internetperson3228]

FISH FRICK *finger guns* ayyyyyy

[@gen3506]

I will now use this as an inside joke with my friend. Hope you don't mind lol 😂 I'm going to say it to them randomly first just to confuse them.

[@Tacarris1]

ehh I don't care

[@patience4368]

*MOO-JUICE*

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

HA 69 likes!! Also moo juice

[@spookylad1367]

M O O J U I C E

[@ltuyettrinh2]

Disallowance to morning over moo-juice.

[@Messerschmidt_Me-262]

Vanoss gaming?

[@sargecronus2131]

Lamb-sauce