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[@cewpins]

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[@angelGonzalez-ep2ni]

Do Chemdawg 😂😂 such a popular strain with lots of variants like #4 #9 #91 that gained popularity

[@OfficialBo420]

The vid doesnt start till 2:00 in!!!!!!!

[@OfficialBo420]

JUST READ NORMALLY PLZ!!!!!

[@stephcurry472]

Are you doing a giveaway from this video I got a message saying I won something and to download telegram to confirm my prize now it's asking for all kinds of personal info I think it's a scam but not sure

[@OfficialBo420]

@@stephcurry472 its a scam Lmaoo

[@patriotsfan9708]

Thanks to Cewpins, sipping before ripping helps me take blinkers way easier now! The metal makes my taste buds tingle.

[@viversempena]

Iron is good for you right?

[@teameffect4829]

Honestly glad cewpins changed the way i use my pens instead of a blinker i do 5 seconds wait like 30 secs n repeat

[@Trinadon]

Lmao ggs my guy that's great

[@Kara_chara]

@@viversempena i huff iron shavings every morning

[@lumbagoback]

@@viversempena no but irony is

[@Ludamus]

Blue dream guy is definitely a redditor

[@cewpins]

bruhh🤣

[@mattlombardi54]

Yep 😂

[@Makoto_Misum1]

my friends a blue dream guy, gasses it up too much

[@JesusChrist-fz7pj]

This sounds like something I’d write for my English class in college when they want me to elaborate on my story

[@lewismx8815]

This

[@AustiuNoMatterWho]

What I was thinking

[@kingboat1200]

dawg😂

[@Kokodaurat]

This was funny af to watch live.

[@NotNoisyboy]

ong

[@cewpins]

I had a dang ol good time!

[@jeremylong6229]

I was laughing my ass off at the stuffed bear part... Now I cant help but think how much funnier that bit would have been if i were on BLUE DREAM

[@callmelemon5202]

Thanks to cewpins I was able to hit multiple blinkers in one hit and smoke all the metal .

[@cewpins]

rip

[@notambees]

bro absorbing all the metals like majin buu

[@angelar3997]

Oh dear god the growly snarl with kitten swipe nearly killed me 😆 Dude, you crack me uuuup! 😂😘 Such a ham

[@sukitt6499]

Blue dream if it wasn’t AI it’s definitely a first time smoker 🤣🤣

[@cewpins]

EZ

[@almosthelpless9374]

I avoided Blue Dream for months because of rumors of it making people go insane and the meme of your friend "only smoking Blue Dream." I had Blue Dream flower from a dispensary recently and I really liked it. It's very cerebral.

[@thatstench5242]

Lol, yeah, blue dream is overrated and extremely popular, but it is for a reason. It's usually a nice strain.

[@bairfreedom]

Just bought Blue dream as my very first cannabis purchase. It was a great experience. Very mellow and chill. Made my first experience very positive.

[@sidimightbe3246]

Blue dream was what us in our late 20s used to smoke back in 2013-14

[@alexdavies7112]

Sorry but the review needs to be longer or I can't trust it.

[@JR-zi9vj]

Ok but tell me about how it affected u in a literary essay

[@FactoryFugitive]

Dude's review of Blue Dream sounds more like a first time heroin review before throwing their entire life away 😂😂

[@joshuaDstarks]

It was always about chronic growing up. That and Sour Diesel.

[@cewpins]

Let's go!

[@CarLoverPhotography]

13:00 I was so impressed with this improv voice during the stream 🤣

[@i_am_an_idiot_but]

That was so good lmao

[@seedrank_a]

i ramdomly say throughout the day: *tastes good* *looks good* lol its too *good*

[@-PRPLEHZE-]

On today's episode of stoners with dictionaries

[@cewpins]

They got thesauruses too!

[@VisibletoanyoneonYoutubes]

7:02 the way you kept using the accent here anyway … 😂 I laughed so hard stoppp 😂😂😂

[@Mestizomad]

This is fucking funny, just got an oz of blue dream

[@cewpins]

Niiiice! Hope it's dank

[@colecb2571]

Need more videos like this, had me laughing my a$$ off so hard I forgot to take my hit

[@johnpatz8395]

At 08:35 when he said, in that voice “… the high is simply top notch,” for a second I expected Cew to say “this is Paul Harvey, good day!” 😂

[@danielalvarez5651]

You hit me with the perfect bars!!. Oh shit. Had me rolling 🤣. Duckin Cewpins....Duck!!!! The voice overs are gold. Roots baby!

[@Nethealius]

Prepare to embark on a journey like no other with Blue Dream. This strain is the epitome of a masterpiece, an opus of the cannabis world. As you inhale, your senses are engulfed in a symphony of tantalizing sweet berries intertwined with the very essence of the earth itself. The effects that follow are a crescendo of euphoria, lifting your spirit to heights unknown, while your body finds solace in a cocoon of tranquil relaxation. Blue Dream's harmonious dance between cerebral invigoration and physical serenity is a spectacle to behold. It's not just a strain; it's an odyssey that every cannabis connoisseur must embark upon at least once in their lifetime. Courtesy of chatGPT 😂

[@rocksteady2732]

This is absolutely hilarious!! wish I had watched live along with you guys!!

[@Majshock]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a very long time. Thank you good sir. Please more

[@BileDuctBalderdash]

I lost it when you said Cherry's could be like a marsupial or something LOL

[@InFamXYT]

One day you're gonna find the Leafly final boss

[@waitisthatcobalt]

Saw that first one YEARS ago and was laughing and I’m still laughing at that so damn hard lmfao

[@InFamXYT]

Reading the chat makes it even funnier

[@mattlombardi54]

Those reviews better be written by ai, if not that’s fucking terrifying.

[@0913mafia]

As I sit here and watch my cat chase a laser pointer around and watch this.. I laugh my ass off!!

[@mentalstoner420]

Blinkers are a great way to get that extra iron in your body. I highly recommend blinkers to those with iron deficiencies 😉

[@cancelcorvus]

people writing strain reviews write like anyone who posts an online recipe detailing the history behind the dish in their life before giving you access to the recipe

[@jevinday]

I didn't know Charles Dickens was still alive 😂

[@kenshiman90]

that first review was really incredible, especially with "the voice"😂😂😂

[@liminalsesh]

The country accent!😂😂😂

[@diegokiahuitlacatl7518]

Saw the reviews on my jobs website they are hilarious too lol. Such colorful writing😂😂

[@cewpins]

Haha amazing

[@forest6179]

The best cewpins videos are all the cewpins videos

[@cewpins]

Ayo Thank you!

[@staple_boi]

You're either not high enough or too high if the beginning of someone's paragraph sets you off😂

[@boltonsmom]

“Cherries could be a marsupial for all I know”

[@themanhimself3]

"Are cherries secretly a melon?" 🤣🤣

[@OhiChicken]

I listened to this video a few months ago and was very entertained. Just found some blue dream and bought it then was desperately looking for this video again but forgot who had posted it. This was a elusive video xD

[@slartibartfast5295]

Definitely people getting high and practicing their creative writing skills.

[@zeemotionalsloth]

Clicks on new video while busting up weed, you say Blue Dream and I think hey that's what I'm busting up! But now I'm worried I have some sort of weed crack with some of these write ups lol.

[@cewpins]

🤣🤣

[@AJBuddha]

As someone who used to love blue dream, there is a lot of fake blue dream out there, even at the dispensaries too

[@kenosabi]

@@AJBuddha there's a ton of fake sht at every dispensary lol

[@chronosorion6911]

NGL, dude is spot-on about Blue Dream. Best smoke ever.

[@thablackguy84]

The 2nd review sounded like Queen Elizabeth! Lol

[@Aus420]

Blue Dream was one of my first MC prescriptions, I found it to be a mild daytime strain; easy to function with but not strong enough.

[@Alpha_Leigonnaire]

Oh God I wanna see what they have to say about any of the Chemdawg strains or "White Rino" which was all the craze when I was in high-school 😂😂

[@jonathanlankford3627]

Lol please keep this series going

[@stephcurry472]

Cherry's actually fall into the stone fruit like apricots plums and peaches because of their pits

[@Ryan-gv7gy]

I appreciate the extra production.

[@finalone24]

Damn you can make a whole audiobook series on these reviews.

[@logains47]

Shouts out to my marsupial cherries out there holding it down

[@phorestpsy216]

Teaching writing composition at community college was a career path I considered once, holy crap this video makes me glad I did not choose that.

[@vapormelons1115]

why they be talking like they live in the renaissance age 😭💀

[@retiredgrower2716]

Thanks for the laugh this was great!

[@ironmight4334]

I literally just bought Blue Dream Sativa Gummies just yesterday and having a bit today! It's funny your talking about it today LOL!

[@iamhealthy4068]

Oh we early this time. And just in time to smoke some blue dream. My favorite all day, every day strain. Let’s go!

[@cewpins]

Hell yeah!

[@Cruz-tc6df]

As a Texan , loved the southern voice 😂👍🏽 Texan approved

[@theloudderdog4016]

Blue dream gave me a headache, but it was a 60$ ounce bargain bag

[@sidimightbe3246]

Chayp tešte good shmell good look good 😭😂😂😂😂

[@weedpot100]

Epic video, good job Cewpins 👍

[@nathanmitchell7961]

these reviews are so good man

[@joshsimmons2663]

Oh he definitely owns at least three smelly fedoras

[@jamesnunez2139]

Funny thing is I quit weed but I still enjoy watching these lol

[@Michael-fr1sv]

Lol I remember this stream,here is my blue dream story," I smoked weed and got high"

[@Mark-jk7ro]

I felt like it took you 2 hours to read it too, even at 2x speed

[@ReMarkAbleMagic]

My review of Blue Dream: I got stoned, it tasted good!

[@kkpatino]

real life cannoisseuers

[@longbong42]

Why is there a staple in it 🤣🤣🤣

[@devinhall5887]

Cewpins- “this can’t be a real person” The AI that wrote this - 😳👀

[@plasmicats2000]

I mean they aren't wrong tho, blue dream is probably one of the only strains that I can smoke a lot of in the morning without falling asleep too early.

[@shadyxvi4103]

The first mf definitely loved English class

[@stephcurry472]

Cherry's actually fall into the stone fruit category like apricots plums and peaches because of their hard stone like pit

[@Toxxikzhroom]

Saaativerr 😂

[@adambradford6712]

This needs to be longer or become a thing with review reading

[@ChoeRage]

ey eyyyy i'm just going to go ahead and say it, all weed makes me feel the same, gooooooooooood.

[@beefynfn]

Me smoking blue dream right now (mixed with a different strain😂)

[@OfficialBo420]

2:00 IS WHEN HE FINALLY STARTS READING!!!!!! GODDAMN I BET HIM ON THE STREAM TOOK LIKE 10 MINUTES

[@thegramreaper710]

this video is hilarious 😂

[@kenosabi]

Mfers be smoking a QP and then doing a full on creative writing exercise. Or chatGPT is doing its thing.

[@greggbrown8137]

Such GOOD content!!!!!!!

[@chimneychap5142]

Yo lemme give yall a solid strain review: buddha tahoe og, one of the first strains at my medical dispo, their quality has improved over time and introduced more new strains. But this one was always good and has gotten better flavor wise so now I can truly rate it. This is some hard hitting OG, maybe some of the best OG. Ik that sounds like bs but if you smoke og cuts you know wat I mean. Has much more cerebral kick than the average OG strain that would be more calming, but I can take any size hit of this stuff and feel my body relaxing. This stuff makes me chill and makes my whole shit loose af. Really I smoke alot of weed, this is probably some of the most couch locking fuck upping stuff to the average user. And I'm not exaggerating the strain is like that. Most OG strains don't have a myrcene dominant terpene profile, and myrcene comes with strong effects if there's enough. Similar one is grape soda. Can't say more bc OG is OG and most popular strains are related to it, it's just heavier.

[@tonyelite2179]

New upload, it’s gonna be a good day 😀

[@hatman9874]

Love these Vids

[@GamerTime_2002]

Rrminds me of those sugarfree gummy bear reviews

[@710lg]

I agree may they pay you for reviewing

[@TreeHopper-yz3sj]

i love this so much omg

[@HGZMO]

Enjoyed it. Cheers.

[@NetoGod]

This is great content!!

[@NetoGod]

Wawaweewa thank yuo mister Cewpins! Me have never won nothin in life. Great success!

[@hunter1776]

real deal bdream cant be found in bean form only in clones so iv been told. i got about 6 beans of a branch off bluedream from what i grew was pretty good though

[@moterps1737]

Dude you got any blue dream I only smoke blue dream 😅

[@jaggerf]

are the expectations realistic at least? i used to get paranoid a lot so i quit smoking but with it being recreational where i live now ive been using websites to try and find a good strain

[@Greenleaf99xl]

Puffing on a blue dream mitten extracts disposable and well it is very tasty but potato runtz is a much better strain

[@zackjoseph9127]

Blue dream is my favorite nostalgic strain. Ive had better ive had worse. I couldnt even come up with 1% the amount of compliments these redditors have. Its just weed loo

[@cewpins]

It has an insane amount of reviews🤣

[@VicVinegar710]

"A laser pointer and a cat" 😂😂😂

[@gramplebottom]

This was so funny😂

[@michaeldolan1447]

Hey man I’m not a blue dream fan but the next time I go to the dispo if they got it i’ll pick up an eighth!

[@datamatr1x]

My dorm used bible papers a lot. We used the little mini bibles that they passed out for free on campus. We were not concerned with the ethics of it. The pages have some sort of waxy coating on them to make them fire retardant. It's why you here stories about houses burning down but a bible surviving. Anyways, that coating results in decently slow burns and makes the rolling decent enough for free papers. Healthy? No shot. Recommended? Nope. Was probably pretty dumb.

[@joshuarain2397]

It was my first strain when coming to the California market it is a good starting point for the money and I would bring it in the top 10 only for the flavor but spend ten bucks more and get something better

[@Eman300man]

This video type rn is hilarious

[@ryanhurst3859]

you need a side gig as a voice actor

[@keithdrummond1003]

3:40 in... pause the video on cewpin's "sexy" face. Now when he wiggles his eyebrows and grits his teeth... Imagine him in Silence of the Lambs : I'd f@ck me, would f@ck me? Nightmare fuel.