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@GeezNutz5 ай бұрын
Sorry I missed it. I'm definitely down for more live recordings.
@danielsantiagourtado34305 ай бұрын
Love your content 😊😊
@kylen99545 ай бұрын
Hey Greg, A black tai (Mai Tai)
@Voreten5 ай бұрын
Please do! I keep missing the streams, but this seems fun as hell! It's a cocktail improv show+
@LexYeen5 ай бұрын
The Mom Collins works because any mom worth the title has _undoubtedly_ witnessed far grosser things in her life.
@gamezharks5 ай бұрын
Serving the Risky Sour in anything but a red solo cup feels like the wrong container.
@Parapsychotic895 ай бұрын
Man has a point.
@mackinawsensei35415 ай бұрын
There’s something very comedic about watching Greg picking alcohols off-camera. It’s like he opens some kind of magical box.
@howtodrink5 ай бұрын
Was worried that was gonna flop
@adderous5 ай бұрын
@@howtodrink It's a great sight gag. Probably easy to overdo, but great in these funnier episodes.
@egodeathwish5 ай бұрын
he's drawing them from hammeredspace
@hannahross92565 ай бұрын
Greg's Grogs on the go, with his alcoholic bag of holding!
@____________8385 ай бұрын
Reminds me a lot of Sesame Street. Somehow.
@mirsh25415 ай бұрын
As a German, I'll never stop being amused how clever marketing turned Jägermeister into a party drink for college jocks in the US when it originally was something your grandma would drink as digestive after Sunday dinner here.
@bellablue52855 ай бұрын
I'll admit I didn't pick it up from marketing, I like the kinda liquorice flavor, and a shot of it works better than cough syrup at night. I do find it funny that it's more a grandma drink, though I guess I can see that too 😅
@Amy_the_Lizard5 ай бұрын
Honestly, I feel like it suits that role better, it feels classier than most of the stuff drunk frat boys chug...
@Fyrwulf5 ай бұрын
We don't really have a culture of using digestifs in the US and you'd be looked at like you were a drunk if you said you did use alcohol to help digest food. So, they had to find something to do to get sales in America.
@NinjaGidget5 ай бұрын
That is flippin' hilarious! If only them frat boys knew...
@adamgill6185 ай бұрын
Funny to think about a grandma drinking Jäegermeister lol.
@peterjuncker84885 ай бұрын
I like how the other cocktail channels are like reading a cocktail book, and Greg is Greg.
@howtodrink5 ай бұрын
I started out there and became………. More
@dharusiokay94265 ай бұрын
Greg concentrated. Creme of...oh No.
@segaspamer645 ай бұрын
I mean we come for the greg and his sexy dad bod overalls and that damn fine mustache. @@howtodrink
@6gabster5 ай бұрын
And we love you all the better for it! @@howtodrink
@imightbebiased93115 ай бұрын
I think the zany episodes should be performed by Gerg, of the rival store Gerg's Groggs.
@GeezNutz5 ай бұрын
That Mom Collins needed to be lengthened with a White Claw, a.k.a "Mom Water"
@redmist61315 ай бұрын
You got to add some wine as well
@AMPProf5 ай бұрын
Karen loves a party
@imightbebiased93115 ай бұрын
I want to see someone make a drinkable version of this, because I need a good taunt drink to order people when I offer to buy a round and they tell me to just get 'em whatever. "I got you a Mom Collins!" "A what?!"
@jozak785 ай бұрын
@@imightbebiased9311so...peach vodka, sours, and lemon white claw
@thegreatcanadianlumberjack53075 ай бұрын
@@redmist6131 Sparkling wine would be great addition in place of Seltzer.
@Lord_Azrekahl5 ай бұрын
When he dropped the shaker, I was sure the drink was floored. It really illustrates the amount of suction that's created as the drink is cooled.
@Necroes5 ай бұрын
The Old Car is my recommendation. You get to ruin two drinks in one; An old fashioned and a side car. I'd say just make both drinks and shake them together in an old soup can.
@ShotgunArtist5 ай бұрын
I feel like a "Risky sour" is made with tequila, as most of the times I've seen parties go south tequila is the pivot point for the chaos.
@King_of_ferrets5 ай бұрын
I FEEL INTENSELY VALIDATED. A fireball sour is something that I've been convinced of for years. I've had a lot of people look at me like I'm crazy, but everyone I've convinced to try it has found it surprisingly good. (I might have to try it with the Jager now, though.)
@tr7zw5 ай бұрын
I was watching the video and had to get going making one before watching more. Damn it tastes good
@AMPProf5 ай бұрын
@RobKaiser_SQuest5 ай бұрын
Honestly I hate whiskey sours and I hate fireball, but to imagine the two together actually sounds decent.
@BlakeTheGamblingHero5 ай бұрын
heres a dark idea for one of these, i am gonna call it a Chernobyl Vice. a miami vice that uses parrot bay pineapple rum, and replacing all fruit juices with fruit flavored vodkas. so a strawberry vodka and a pineapple vodka. a cocktail so strong, so pungent, its like stepping into the red zone.
@supdoc1345 ай бұрын
Absolutely trying this ☢️
@anondimwit4 ай бұрын
@@supdoc134did you survive
@danielhamilton54955 ай бұрын
The Improved Midori Cocktail is the color of a 1970s glass ashtray kept on the table of a Wisconsin supper club. It’s no surprise it isn’t any good.
@streamingforzach97985 ай бұрын
1:07 - post shoot close-up I don't think I could get that much lemon juice to miss the jigger if I tried.
@howtodrink5 ай бұрын
These are all shot at the same time, no post-shoot anything
@Markus__B5 ай бұрын
When a lemon holds 3oz but you only need 1oz
@Dogrin5 ай бұрын
@@howtodrinkWhatever happens happens it's in god's hands
@flutterymuffins5 ай бұрын
I never knew I needed Greg to say Mommy Milkers out loud, chat is a terrible influence 😂
@thepennywhistler5 ай бұрын
Genuinely almost took me out when I heard it 😂
@rowan_jalso5 ай бұрын
Just casually dropping the Phlegethon reference 😂. I remember being flabbergasted when Greg mentioned Dadaism for the fireball Bloody Mary, but now this?! Greg is a well read man!
@carissamace5 ай бұрын
Same, I was literally thinking, "Oh, he's gonna mention the Styx even when Phlegethon is the river of fire." But then he just goes out there and says it.
@AvianaKnochel4 ай бұрын
He did an entire episode on drinks based on the videogame Hades which takes place in all three parts of the realm, including the Phlegethon, so I'm not surprised
@KontarAlt5 ай бұрын
Greg progressively goes more off the rails as time goes on and im not complaining
@bob9172095 ай бұрын
I think we need to see an Impaired Whiskey Cocktail
@AMPProf5 ай бұрын
sooo Dad on sundaywtf
@The5lacker5 ай бұрын
Hot Dog Water
@AMPProf5 ай бұрын
@@The5lacker oo and chocolate Star fish
@yusufbanna5 ай бұрын
Watching tipsy Greg is always fun.watching hammered Greg making impromptu cocktails is like watching an abstract expressionist painter painting with his gut
@mackk77235 ай бұрын
My brain thinks of a Mom Collins as a traditional Tom Collins but with a floater of red wine haha
@danmcmaster23465 ай бұрын
It wasn't an Improved Midori cocktail, it was an Im-Proofed Midori 😂😂 I'll see myself out
@noiserocknincompoop5 ай бұрын
I humbly submit the Hoboken in place of the Manhattan
@terminus20105 ай бұрын
If thats the case we'll need a Harlem, Brooklyn and a Bronx.
@Fyrmer5 ай бұрын
@@terminus2010 Harlem is Gin, Maraschino and Pineapple Juice. Brooklyn is Rye, Sweet Vermouth, Amer and Maraschino. Bronx is Gin, Sweet Vermouth, Dry Vermouth and Orange Juice. What we need is a Staten Island.
@negative64425 ай бұрын
No we don't @@Fyrmer
@BertoD1035 ай бұрын
@@Fyrmerthe Staten Island is just pills and cheap whiskey
@Fyrmer5 ай бұрын
Jersey Turnpike is the contents of the bar rag and the bar mat wrung into a dirty glass.
@TheLordFool5 ай бұрын
oh of course you use Black Button's Bourbon Cream AFTER they let me go. I worked there, loved it, restructuring in the company, all that jazz, but yeah. that bourbon cream does NOT like to be added to much, it'll just keep curdling. we used to make a fireside cocoa with it (1.5 oz bourbon cream + 1/2 oz peppermint syrup + hot chocolate + you can make a whipped cream with the bourbon cream that we put on top). they make a good product.
@TaQa045 ай бұрын
When Greg already feels drunk before the first drink is made, you know it's going to be good
@aaronupward5 ай бұрын
Loved the shot of the lemon being juiced where 2% of the juice gets in the jigger lol 😂 Another good Greg video 👍🏻
@ArcticFox-vn6vj5 ай бұрын
the clot toddy, a hot toddy with clotted cream. alternatively a hot clawdy, a hot toddy lengthened with white claw
@ringsystemmusic5 ай бұрын
I feel like the target audience for the hot clawdy
@danielsantiagourtado34305 ай бұрын
HERE WE GO AGAIN
@ScottKorin5 ай бұрын
*if you're blindfoldes, which you might be if you're having fun with a mom... 😮 ... Colillins 😂"
@SeanStrife5 ай бұрын
I feel like the idea of a Gold Fashioned could work... if you just go with a base spirit and replace the simple of Goldschlager.
@Noobfortress5 ай бұрын
Don't have the stuff on hand to try it, but I feel like making that with a normal whisky would make basically a better(?) Fireball old fashioned, which just might work
@Halligan455 ай бұрын
"It tastes the way male cat piss smells." Jiminy Crickets! You have a way with words!! That's some eye watering genius right there! I'll be darned if I didn't enjoy this episode greatly!! This was a great one!! I love and prefer the instructionals and the histories and the themed drinks and the fun/new ideas and the educationals/explorations, but these are really fun when they pop up every once in a while!
@adorimable96905 ай бұрын
Oh man that burning umbrella in the thumbnail is soooo funny
@howtodrink5 ай бұрын
The need to keep coming up with new ways to convey “bad, broken, gross, ruined, messed up, or otherwise bent” cocktails is taxing. So thank you!
@AMPProf5 ай бұрын
@@howtodrink 🤢🤢🤢
@AMPProf5 ай бұрын
lolz
@jonrice95095 ай бұрын
I think the improved midori cocktail was close to genius- I propose lengthening with a white rum, tiki bitters, and a lime twist. But it may lack in bass. I think midori’s problem is how much treble there is means that when it features in a cocktail as the main spirit, you have to find every bass note you can to counter it.
@kaiserhundkek25315 ай бұрын
Which is why my first instinct regarding the midori was to reduce the amount put into it in the first place. 1 ounce should do wonders, though the white rum would also work well.
@jokeassasin77335 ай бұрын
Your risky sour should've replaced the sugar with a mountain dew syrup reduction. As a side note, i wonder how much corn starch would be needed to stop the lemon from curdling the creme liquor. I know its used in cooking with wine in creme sauces to stop it from curdling.
@The5lacker5 ай бұрын
I feel like there's also an issue of activation via heat with that. A better bet might be just... straining out the milk fats? Cheese cloth maybe?
@adams36275 ай бұрын
This episode made Greg seem more like a mad alchemist than the episodes where he was actually making potions
@hickorybakedbeans5 ай бұрын
Man Greg, that Improved Midori reminds me of the drink i workshopped at home. 1.5 oz Midori, 1.5 oz Triple sec, .5 oz lemon juice, .5 oz Spirytus (polish alcohol 96%abv). Shake over ice. Hard pour, and lengthen with 7-up. It comes out neon green and is not half bad. We nicknamed it the Midori Meltdown
@brandonp75035 ай бұрын
I'm going to need that effect added to any video in which Greg mentions "⚡JAGERMEISTER!!!⚡"
@RealSeanithan5 ай бұрын
Well, for drinks that one might associate with moms, I can't give inspiration by giving my mom's favorite drink, as she doesn't drink, but my wife is a mom, and I can tell you her favorite drink: Jameson, neat.
@dm2080605 ай бұрын
Mom Collins (after adding the Bourbon Creme) looks more like a "Pit Toilet" if you've ever had the privilege of looking into one early in the morning. Plop-Plop!
@AMPProf5 ай бұрын
MAKES senses. It reminds me of clubing in 2013
@snorpenbass41965 ай бұрын
"This is a Mom Collins!" Me: "WHY."
@unvoicedapollo33185 ай бұрын
As soon as greg chose jager, i was thinking "huh...I wouldn't be surprised if the anise actually helped the cinnamon".
@jbmcb5 ай бұрын
I'm sorry you keep making these terrible cocktail videos, but they are incredibly entertaining. We've got passionfruit syrup on order to try a ding-a-ling :) Also, if there is a Total Wine near you, you should try their Pergote Amaro, which I think is their house brand. It's interesting.
@howtodrink5 ай бұрын
I'm entertaining? You watched and interacted with it? What are you sorry about?! I'll make these things all the time if people want to see them
@jbmcb5 ай бұрын
@@howtodrink Sorry, I wasn't clear. Your cocktail videos are awesome. Your (terrible cocktail) videos are fantastic. I'm sorry in that it looks excruciating. People like watching others discomfort, though. I'm not counting myself out of that lot.
@caspianberggren41955 ай бұрын
I feel like a Mom Collins should have sparkling rose in it, but otherwise, great job!
@alexg.24305 ай бұрын
Mom collins could also have cream soda instead of the bourbon cream + seltzer to still keep the peaches/cream theme.
@Stark-Raving5 ай бұрын
Equal parts Fireball, Jäger, and Rumple Minze was the way my friends and I started every party and night out.
@TallDarknGruesome5 ай бұрын
for the Mom Collins I would of thought of a using a sweet "Mom" liqueur for the sweet - like amaretto.
@tobythewhale5 ай бұрын
I lost it at "Midori is a sweet round melon.." *editor* You don't say
@MadFriarAvelyn5 ай бұрын
At the risk of playing the game wrong, I invoke the dread cocktail that is a favorite amongst my friend group: the spaghetti-o bloody mary.
@brandongreene32135 ай бұрын
I love that you make sure to explain some of these for the people who don't know what some of these things are. Accessibility is important!
@robikkupegasus70395 ай бұрын
Chaos Lord Greg is amazing, he's truly delightful to behold! xD
@SemperVerenda5 ай бұрын
The Malort-ipolitan really should be called 'the Second City'
@Parapsychotic895 ай бұрын
14:51, that gold fashioned turned him into a werewolf for a second, i swear!
@vyersleciel5 ай бұрын
Gonna be a fun one, thanks Greg
@Cagematic5 ай бұрын
Jesus christ, greg... Jager AND fireball for the first drink??? This is why we love you, bro.
@brandonstroud51485 ай бұрын
Gold Fashioned 2 oz whiskey 1/2 oz goldschlager 3 dashes Hella aromatic bitters Orange twist Enjoy!
@FlashPointStream5 ай бұрын
Once again I suggest: The GREEN RUSSIAN!! Replace the Vodka with Absinthe!
@Youcanbuildmodels5 ай бұрын
You have inspired me to try a lot of new things in my home bar, some have failed horribly, but some have been awesome! Thank you for the great content, even if you have to suffer it sometimes.
@nnnnnn45045 ай бұрын
I actually had "Risky Sour" when I went to a bar and asked the bartender for a cocktail on Fireball, he suggested a Whiskey Sour and after thinking for a second I decided "Fuck it we ball", he made it without Jager but damn it was good, from that point on it's my favorite "surprise cocktail" I make for people, they usually love it too
@drengillespie5 ай бұрын
I asked for “the most vile thing you can imagine” at a bar. I ended up with: Aperol, Frangelico, and Absolut raspberry, and something else. It tasted like a chocolate orange and I loved it
@FABGOTH275 ай бұрын
I have notes on the “improved” midori cocktail, as someone who know a LITERALLY NOTHING about mixology or even alcohol a ton and doesn’t drink but is facilitated by breaking down elements of flavors to see what’s in it. What if you did citrus bitters instead of chocolate and maybe club soda and maybe something with a more peanutty flavor profile to help proof it up and some salt… (that’s if you wanna actually maybe make it good) I’m curious if the edits make it good
@sgtleobella5 ай бұрын
OH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN
@walkman05535 ай бұрын
Ikkkk
@DecafKauffee5 ай бұрын
A couple months back a guest of mine ordered a hot and dirty martini - with Jim Beam. I had to confirm they didn’t meant gin, and the bartender made me ask a second time. 😂
@jovi-raver96435 ай бұрын
Yeah... I'm ready to see the dumpster fire these drinks will be.
@sciurusvulgari36875 ай бұрын
He seemed drunk from 0:01 so I knew it'd be a fun episode
@AMPProf5 ай бұрын
@noahhabbershaw81775 ай бұрын
He filmed 2 episodes in one shoot and this was the second episode. He' 4 or 5 drinks in 😂@@sciurusvulgari3687
@Twilit7775 ай бұрын
Truly a testament to the phrase "a little knowledge is a dangerous thing."
@AronFigaro5 ай бұрын
I feel like this one was a lot tamer, but it was still fun. I look forward to more daring bad ideas coming onto the show in a future episode. I'm curious about the Pain Maker, and I still think the Pesto Sour is god tier. Also, how about we ruin an Irish Car Bomb and make it an Irish Car Party? If you're from the isles you know what this means.
@justinserrano5235 ай бұрын
Abstinence on the beach was criminally under appreciated! I was rolling!
@genericuser9845 ай бұрын
once again we gather to watch Greg create horrid alchemical concoctions and proceed to drink them
@ThePzwilson5 ай бұрын
I love how you have such refined intuition, as a mixologist, that you seem to instinctively make drinks good even if they have absolutely no right to be.
@datastorm175 ай бұрын
I loved the editing on this! Totally stoked for another one like this
@firbolg5 ай бұрын
I don't drink alcohol anymore because of my PTSD medication but it's still a lot of fun to watch you come up with these creations!
@patricklippert83455 ай бұрын
I like Midori with botanicals. Gin, sambucca, things that add more complexity to the melon flavor.
@piperwalton5 ай бұрын
The great part about the "nightmare cocktails" episodes is the inevitable one or two where Greg ends up saying "wait... This is fantastic???"
@redmanish5 ай бұрын
Why does drunk Greg making faces look just like the alien guy from Men in Black though
@paladonis5 ай бұрын
Aw man. Wish I would have seen you going live. Would have been fun to check out. Hope I catch the next one cause it seems like fun!
@RaspK5 ай бұрын
Jägermeister has wormwood, which is the major ingredient in vermouth and absinthe that gives them their most distinct flavour; its flavour is akin to that of anise, but it's really a different plant altogether. (It also has gentian, and those two contribute heavily to its bitterness; gentian is notably a major ingredient in a tonne of bitters.)
@Cthululululu4 ай бұрын
I think my favorite part of these kind of videos is when the drink that, for reasons I as a 'barely drinker' don't aftually understand, should by all rights be abominable turns out splendid.
@pretzelthedude4 ай бұрын
I dunno if I can be happy until I see him make a "Bong Island Iced Tea" like Sparklehands suggested in chat at the end 😂.
@lunap70295 ай бұрын
Malort-apolitan. It will make you look like you're wearing an Edgar suit. Sugar water, anyone?
@AMPProf5 ай бұрын
C H I C A G O ChiiiCahhhgooooooooummmlolz
@jacobwhipple78485 ай бұрын
I was sitting here thinking to myself "he's surely gonna bring up Jagermeister" then he didn't, but then he did!! 🎉
@n3phelem5495 ай бұрын
editor gone wild here! Love these wack sound and vfx. Totally fits the ocassion. And lets agree that the magical booze box is a thing now. Gregg going off camera and grabbing stuff is just great.
@walkman05535 ай бұрын
SO EXCITED!! Cant wait to finish the video!
@lubetester5 ай бұрын
5:37 "Stop, You're spilling it!" (in corleone)
@Gearhead2215 ай бұрын
That first drink is the one good use of Fireball. We found it. Holy shit.
@D-S-95 ай бұрын
For the first two… Egg whites? A risky sour without risking raw egg is a missed opportunity, and in the second having an emulsifier might let you shake the whole thing without curdling?
@artsohc5 ай бұрын
The Wrong Island Iced Tea was a missed opportunity Twitch audience.
@lexslate24765 ай бұрын
Oooh! Next time try making a Screaming Argument! Or a Fuzzy Nostril! A Squirreldriver! A Disproved Whisky Cocktail!
@howtodrink5 ай бұрын
A Screaming Argument is perfect!
@lexslate24765 ай бұрын
@@howtodrink Thank you, o wise internet mixologist.
@shego11425 ай бұрын
I’m not done watching the video so idk if Greg revisits it but 8:08 “Mai Thai” I’m actually obsessed now with the idea of a Mai Thai, like maybe replacing the pineapple juice or the orange juice in a Mai Tai with Thai Iced Tea, idk it may be awful or it may be amazing lmao (I’m assuming it would have the sweetened condensed milk in it already but would probably be better without)
@Pseudonym3945 ай бұрын
Too time-consuming for a twitch suggestion, but a clarified (mommy) milk punch could make an interesting base for a collins.
@jesh77722 сағат бұрын
Equal parts whiskey and graham’s tawny port, two dashes angostura, quarter part simple syrup. Pre-chilled, mixed without ice and served neat.
@anperson98505 ай бұрын
Still waiting on the Fappletini, Mr. HTD
@Deadly_Laser5 ай бұрын
Eggs On The Beach - a Sex On The Beach but you drop a whole raw egg into it like it's a damn protein shake.
@vividescence5 ай бұрын
missed spongebob joke: Bold Brashioned
@anselmenator5 ай бұрын
A Mickey Fingolfinn. A Bloody Hell. A Gimli. A Brandy Crustacean. Last Worm.
@dankenstein5285 ай бұрын
Gold fashioned is an actual drink that Red Robin (chain restaurant) sells. Don't remember what is in it, though.
@johnpemberton22315 ай бұрын
Have you considered doing an episode on how to develop your pallet? You could breakdown the science and art of it, talk about how you developed yours and the culture surrounding spirit tasting. Fun times for all!
@SpencerDub5 ай бұрын
It's very subtle, but I get the feeling Greg _might_ have had a few drinks before filming this episode.
@ker79675 ай бұрын
Heh, I've been loving Fireball Whiskey Sours for years now... but with Jagermeister.... hmmm
@freddypowell72925 ай бұрын
I like how greg keeps forgetting he already added bitters to the improved midori cocktail.
@imightbebiased93115 ай бұрын
I feel like "Cosmalort" is the better portmanteau for that drink.
@teucer9155 ай бұрын
"bold fashioned" is the name of a canned cocktail made by Bold Rock (better known for their cider) and available here in Virginia. Trying to turn a short drink into a 12-oz can without saying "serves 3" or something was always going to be a mistake, but they do it as well as one could reasonably expect.
@dragonbutt5 ай бұрын
1:41 jesus christ that caught me off guard XD
@Youcanbuildmodels5 ай бұрын
worst 1 word change I can think of is.........................Irish Toilet Bomb
@bellablue52855 ай бұрын
Please tell me that involves Bailey's (I have no idea what the non-cursed one is made of, just that it's good)