These Book Covers Will DISTURB You

Ooowahahahah! Waddup y'all! Austin is FINALLY married!!! Which leads perfectly into the debut of Musician Mansion! If you're not familiar, check the first link below! It's basically Big Brother, but for musicians! Plus its hosted by Jared Dines and has celebrity judges!
Musician Mansion: • 20 KZbinrs, 1 House
Twitch.tv/Dickeytime
Twitch.tv/Jareddines
Facebook: / thedickeydinesshow
Jared Dines: / th3ycharg3
Austin Dickey: / dickeyfighter7861
Austin Instagram: / forthelikesof_dickey
Jared Instagram: / j4r3dd1n3s
Jared's Twitter: / jareddines
Austin's Twitter: / dickeyftloy
Business Inquiries: [e-mail]

[@Dickey7861]

Who wants a hyper cut of all the times Jared absolutely munched down some raw veggies?! It’s gotta be a lot by this point LOL 😂

[@Tonjit41]

People will vomit with rage if they wait a month for the next upload and just get Jared M U N C H I N G 💯💀🥕

[@TheMetalTempestYT]

I think that's a requirement, at this point, LMAO

[@nicolbolas3655]

I'd be more upset if you didn't share it

[@beeps91]

That time he munched on a whole cucumber 😂

[@TheMetalTempestYT]

Do you by chance have an email I could contact about a potential interview?! Sent it to the Yahoo but it dind't work! :)

[@thecruisersbassist]

Someone needs to turn Jared’s obsession with vegetables into lore

[@alexbautista1819]

Djentables

[@johnwalbeck5068]

@@alexbautista1819Djentytales

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

we finally found out what he Dines on

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

“The well of forgotten dog balls” What a thing to say 😂

[@TheCarlosCobain]

That chest hair book kinda had the energy of: You either die a twink or you live long enough to see yourself become the bear

[@skimaskanda.45]

18:49 Jared just completely ignoring Austin talking about Rainbow Brown is hilarious

[@PARIZEN]

Austin broke the 4th wall to show us how upset he was lmfaooo

[@christina_96]

10:30 Austin manifesting chest hair 🤣🤣 “I wasn’t ready!!!”

[@reapyrgaming6992]

congrats on the marriage Austin

[@andrewpappas9311]

Wait, he's married now? That's awesome

[@beeps91]

I have the crap taxidermy book 😂. It teaches you how to mount a crappy mouse.

[@iladiesnutzoyochin]

this is still some of my favorite content on youtube. Like watching two buds have an awesome conversation, except theyre ignoring me :(

[@Dickey7861]

💜💜💜

[@aurthurpendragon1015]

It's always great to get a dickey dines video after a long day at work.

[@reubenk7331]

🤣 Holy shit that was a LOT. A lot of those hurt. Also that is so awesome, congrats to Austin getting married! 🙂

[@cantommy]

I just wanna point out to you guys, a safe word is meant to be something to pull you out of the moment so that you know something is wrong or too painful. It's meant to be something jarring and unsexy. That's part of the point of a safe word.

[@codesent2125]

13:18 that noise 🤣

[@josephblumenberg6574]

That Lewis Grizzard book sounds like it could've been the title for a mid-2000's metalcore song 😂

[@lucasbuford9506]

I like how the skeleton in the corner looks like he just wants to be included

[@Colm_Odriscoll]

man i’m over here strokin and shi and this noti shows up made me bust instantly

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

The cutoff during the Idris Elba story had to have been deliberate, and it was great.

[@eeyorehaferbock7870]

C’mon, how could you not make a “Wynonna’s Big Brown Beaver” reference when you got to the beaver book? That song’s a classic!

[@WyWyOG]

I always get so excited whenever I see a DickeyDines notification pop up on my phone!

[@dedrxbbit7549]

I should not have put mouthwash in before watching this episode 🤣🤣🤣 I’m only 4 minutes in and I’m already crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PleaseForgiveYourself]

Lol nerves go brrrrrrr

[@user-yo3fl7ol8w]

I would totally read "The well of forgotten dog balls"

[@laceratedlullaby]

the book at 13:20 is some next level gaslighting 💀

[@cracyzero777rat]

11:58 was hilarious 😂

[@murdermittens2281]

Fuckin scout master mike 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cracyzero777rat]

​@@murdermittens2281I couldn't stop laughing for so long 😂

[@justinweisel4451]

Jared's veggie obsession may be as big as Berried Alives berry obsession😅

[@MandyDeadite]

Congrats on the wedding, Austin! 🎉🎉

[@kudblythe]

“Why’s the FROG look so stoked?” 😂

[@MerynMTG]

Hey ducky. I have a video idea for you. It's part of the series where you did Black Metal or BS, Christian Rock or load of crock, etc. This one is called Punk or Junk. You can get some hilarious political nonsense in punk stuff.

[@Sambo512]

Funny sh!t boys gotta definitely do more of these! 🤘💯

[@victorthemusicman7243]

A day with a DickeyDines upload is a good day.

[@ADoomSayer]

I literally just joined a bad taxidermy page on Facebook yesterday.

[@Archie-xm6ml]

Always love a new dickeydines video 👍

[@Indi]

I love this style of video 😂 y'all gotta bring back the Wish shit, it's been a minute

[@The_Firebrand95]

Dude, Jack Douglas is a legend, he makes such weird comedy books that just grab your attention.

[@davidnickels1265]

I want you to know that "the well of forgotten dog balls" made me choke on my own spit

[@user-fw4uo9bm9i]

11:47 it’s 1am and this is absolutely cracking me up I’m trying to be quiet. I actually can’t make it through a video without laughing😭 u guys r the best

[@lordoftheelements2112]

Brenda’s got herself a big brown beaver…. AND Elvis’s taste in food sums up his taste in women.

[@thelifeless125]

I don't think anyone has ever made me want to eat a carrot before, good job

[@kiethveseyofficial]

3:25 that taxidermy fox looks like it was on shrooms there.

[@sirnik6304]

Since TV is full of Crime investigation things my fantasy can only go into that way xD

[@Samael_Morningstar666]

Now I’m waiting for the djent god book with three hundred pages of 0-000-00-0-000-00-0

[@at-bi1le]

This needs to happen. 10/10 gift idea

[@williamtrevino7542]

Lmao “Have at the” that killed me

[@potluck5896]

I love these videos the most I think (Ex: Reacting to album covers), do more!

[@DragonTigerBoss]

The Berenstain Bears/Mandela Effect thing is hilarious to me, because I distinctly remember getting in arguments as a kid, like heated fucking arguments. It's always been Berenstain, it's always been pretty weird, but some of us were attentive readers as children.

[@CatherineBriseboisCatWoods]

Pretty sure I'd be Ok alone in the woods with scoutmaster Mike... I have a feeling I'm not his type. Gosh, these book titles and covers were horribly funny.🤣

[@carlyh4315]

New Dickey dines new Dickey dines. The best days of my life are when we get new Dickey dines

[@garybarnhardt2311]

Freebase is one of the safe words 😂😂🤣

[@BBall0027]

15:44 is basically the book version of the "please do not the cat" meme

[@ryankimbell8762]

All the Lewis Grizzard books have long, funny titles. Fyi, 'eyes' is the Southern name for the sprigs that grow on potatoes when you leave them on the counter for too long.

[@marmarballz]

Jimmy Fallon had a thing he'd show one or two weird books. There's are some weird books...I can't deal. The Crap Taxidermy cracks me up so much, I could watch you guys talk about that for hours 😂

[@tylerprince3496]

Bro, this one had me fucked up 😂

[@bensbikex510]

When Austin just goes quiet and looks confused. . You know that's a fucked up book .

[@RyanConnell5150]

11:45 I legit said "oh noooo" out loud at the same time as Austin.

[@vincentsoussi]

The comment about the frog made me laugh way too hard

[@pasi8800]

I actually own a Elvis themed cookbook but not that specific one 😂

[@Dufus_Puncher]

Instead of Cocaine Bear... Drunk and Stoned Bear...

[@spicybean2004]

LETS GO!!! A NEW VIDEO FROM THE DANKEY DOOKEY SHOW!!!!

[@MoonDevoured]

0:51 as a struggling self-published author for the past 14 years, this was soul-crushing to hear. but kinda true.

[@aelinrivera1660]

DickeyDonkle show is here and I'm happy

[@Nerds_Corner]

Lol never dull moment haha

[@ejune0381]

I totally forgot about this channel glad to see a new vid

[@Tysandifer]

Ok so the farm book actually makes sense lol

[@rebekahcarter8120]

The Berenstain Bears one is definitely fake. Pretty sure that cover is from the one about being afraid of the dark... Anyway, this was hilarious. Thanks for the laughs!

[@Sambo512]

..what do they do with said... Dog balls?? 😂

[@ulfhedtyrsson]

*eats a ton of veggies* *washes it down with carbonated synthia sugar fermented moldy fetus bioengineered corn syrup*

[@ulfhedtyrsson]

Goddammit Barbra. Alright I'll go get the brushaxe, rake and wheelbarrow.

[@confidentship7335]

Goodbye testicles; An idiot's guide to Dogeball

[@princealigorna7468]

I own Crap Taxidermy! One of the funniest books I've ever read

[@samcrorie]

Crap taxidermy has a FB group or they used to. Its wild. 🤣

[@ryleygibbs1761]

you rock gents

[@Unlucky_Vampire]

I wish they would do more card games, and asking viewers

[@thedarkwolf1392]

Another great vid! And you 2 looking Hella good!!!

[@The_Wolf_Fury]

13:19 surfers mating call

[@chunkerbunker4587]

The peircer in my town has thr taxidermy one

[@johnhowe8424]

I want to see Austin read some of these books on a Video. On a big chair in front of a fire wearing a suit or some shit

[@kenjikitten]

Where is Jared's book? Jarrod Alonge has one out.... it's time to catch up lol

[@do_odman]

yes

[@PleaseForgiveYourself]

*REDUCED TO MERP* 🤣

[@RyanConnell5150]

16:36 it should be called "41 Other Sad Chairs" cuz they gave away 9 on the cover.

[@ExileTX]

"I'm not that into catholic community" Biggest understatement ever

[@FickleBlueDeaf]

this is PERFECT for my birthday

[@katiebrodeen4241]

This was fucktastical (fucking fantastic and magical) 💖 more please👏

[@Ch3k0v]

If that Djent God book existed I'd for sure buy it. But instead of only having zeroes, the entire thing should be written in morse code 🙌

[@peehandshihtzu]

There I was just sitting here thinking about Jared's vegetable obsession (I mean I hear the rabbit guild has a hit out on him) AND how much KZbin is sucking today and this pops up. Happy, Happy, Joy Joy, Happy, Happy, Joy Joy! :) 🐰🔪

[@ShaunB-zy2ds]

These people know stuff😂.

[@Milbrandt]

Coulda sworn it was spelled DickeyDains

[@vincentsoussi]

16:36 the chair on the top right looks so sad, he must be very tired

[@Sambo512]

Unexpected gifts!!...?!

[@jimmyginseng]

dang i was just watching yalls card game videos. this is quite convenient.

[@deathraygonzo6339]

3:20 Definitely not Chuck Testa.

[@ludocrious7898]

quick... get a copy of *scoutmaster Mike chronicles* now !!!

[@Dee23557]

🤣 thats actually a real book?! on how to behave in social situations lol I know a whole muncipal district in a tiny europran country that once was ruled by Germany, that need that book in their life!! They are the worlds socially inept town, bless them theyre also not the most switched on I fear for thw human species.. hahahaha crap taxidermy. But going back to 1st book. Is it written by an American author? Just out of curiousity/interest.. They joys of social norms and cultural differences. Right.. available on amazon 😁💖 thanks for making me laugh

[@TheTpointer]

Where is the book Jared?

[@JP_Keifer]

i read the last book as a kid…

[@lizismis]

Lol men who hate women is the Swedish title for the girl with the dragon tattoo

[@andrewpappas9311]

Wait, actually? Jeez

[@beefgameplays]

the lesbiana’s guide is actually a pretty good ya fiction novel

[@andrevandervlies5700]

Why is Mommy moaning?" I guess she doesn't read.

[@frog42]

Definitely stein

[@ShaunB-zy2ds]

Wow there is unicorn poop I located one day😮 and.i was like really rainbow poop actually exists

[@Ryo7_7]

Oooo my gawd! Oh, hi guys.

[@user-vp9fp3tl1w]

I own crap taxidermy.