these bucks are too tame

tame bucks

[@asdfgh-uh6cy]

The guy behind the camera sounds like he's negotiating during a hostage situation.

[@pastagoodness9449]

asd fgh this needs more likes.

[@whytfyouneedtoknowmyname827]

Okay sir I'll give you all the bread in my house just don't hurt my children

[@CARTOONIVERSE1]

asd fgh- *That's because he is.*

[@paulh3973]

LOL!

[@maggdareyna3941]

911 what’s your emergency. there’s a deer holding me son hostige whith a pair of antlers

[@joanadams7014]

“Ethan don’t move” Ethan: Let me show you the electric slide

[@krysxmoon]

Copied comment

[@elevenAD]

lmao!

[@-seekingthelight7198]

Cha cha real smooth

[@zenzayd]

Ethan: " Lemme show you how to get it, it go right foot up.....

[@artsypupyoungcreativity162]

@@Krangba Thank you!

[@doncorleone7940]

Plot twist: the other buck is also doing the same thing. Giving instructions to the other buck on how to eat with humans without making them angry.

[@Nixie_536]

😂💕

[@jaylapras6042]

The best one

[@mommy7914]

Yoooooo wtf😂😂😂😂

[@SomethingxXxSpanish]

Lmfao I'm deads too funny 🤣😵

[@clanwargods]

😂😂😂😂

[@erstwhile3793]

This looks like the sort of dad moment that mom finds out about later, and it’s not pretty.

[@justtester_9962]

Not just her, but ALL the moms in the world. 😂

[@TallSilentGuy]

"Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Conway Twitty!"

[@Kumahachi8]

“Ethan, don’t move.” Ethan: “Cha cha real smooth.” -- “Ethan, move. Step back, Ethan.” Ethan: *does his best impression of a statue*

[@alexiswilliamsinc]

😂😂😂

[@dre21492]

It must have been opposite day

[@kitsunaire2060]

cha cha real smooth

[@daniielhatesbarney]

Damn it Ethan !

[@pablodinglebottom8955]

Good rime

[@Coolblade27]

The buck looked at the father like “wtf is wrong with ur kid” lol

[@godfirst7452]

😂 😂 That look!

[@TaitFeidlimidII]

Ikr

[@trill_tyler_1238]

I was thinking the same thing 😂😂

[@MelaninsFinest]

😂😂😂i swearr

[@mrwhite77781]

Kunck if u buck

[@everythingmissing9629]

Meanwhile the other buck....slowly mate...slowly, one step at a time and be sure to not bite that weird foot of his. Don't poke his eyes with your horns or we are dead meat...yeah that's right, now take it..good!!

[@CastelEown]

Such underrated comment, thanks for making me laugh !

[@timwilliamson6704]

Hilarious commentary from way outside the box 👏😂

[@Peacemaker-96]

Mann

[@maplefoxxo]

Hahaha

[@nishantbaghel4902]

Lol

[@royallion7923]

People are making a thing of Ethan not being the sharpest tool in the shed, meanwhile he's got a father who tells him to feed a hair triggered, 300lb wild animal that has two lethal weapons grown out of it's skull! Fruit doesnt fall far from the tree folks

[@KeepNitReal1980]

300 pounds?😂😂 that deer might be 180 at most.

[@OkBox4]

deer are prey animals, and suburban deer are especially tame, if it was a moose you'd be 100% right but deer are herbivores and are commonly found in american suburbs, there are many wild animals you'd be wise to fear but deer are not one of them

[@royallion7923]

@@OkBox4 Even an accidental swing of the head is enough to gore any of us, let alone a small child. Bears are also commonly found in suburbs without incident- does that say “let me go up to this wild animal?”People fail to fathom that these animals can maim you without even trying to. Quite frankly it’s delusional of folks to believe otherwise.

[@royallion7923]

@@KeepNitReal1980 So let’s go with your estimation, even still a wild animal’s 180 is day and night from a human’s 180. Their 180 will send our 450+ to the hospital

[@OkBox4]

@@royallion7923 obviously bears can be very dangerous, but as seen in the video suburban deer are very tame. you shouldn't go up to them as that will make them scared, but you can let them slowly approach you. be careful around the antlers sure, but it isnt in their nature to attack humans (or anything for that matter)

[@goodenough407]

The deer is better at following instructions than Ethan.

[@thetrueanimefreak6679]

Facts that deer was chill asf.

[@philliesnickcastellanos2024]

The deer is a chill boi

[@jimgritty7064]

Deer is a horn boi

[@thetrueanimefreak6679]

@@jimgritty7064 lol

[@peopleperson]

its a kid, of course hes gonna have a hard time not moving when theres a buck next to him

[@theburgerking746]

3:48 the deer is like “control your boy”

[@jaestrong1681]

🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@windshearahead7012]

The Burger King that’s a buck

[@messeduppodcast1469]

@@windshearahead7012 bucks are deer?

[@windshearahead7012]

Messed Up Podcast no a buck is a buck

[@windshearahead7012]

steven[]seagull yes, and if you sell 100 bucks for a buck each you will earn 100 bucks

[@ianian14ify]

"Steve look! Baby humans!" "Don't touch 'em Dave, if you get your scent on them their parents will stop caring for them"

[@Backiinthegame]

this should be top comment

[@Sniper-Haan]

Really tho, so underrated 😂😂👌💯

[@Princess2Warrior]

*Looks like that was happening long before the deer showed up.*

[@LrdRvrnd]

Dave is the close one

[@ericfranklyn4968]

Crap a dog touched this phone

[@kapoink835]

Ethan first jumping around when told not to move and then subsequently freezing in place when told to move like a laggy NPC is the funniest thing

[@DotKom01]

Ethan is an actual ghost recon teammate

[@NextLevelCode]

Typical child. If he is still doing it this many years later then he’s ADHD too.

[@garybynoe]

Not gonna lie, Ethan gave me mad anxiety.

[@dinxidoe]

The title made me think the bucks were gonna knock him over onto the hard asphalt

[@OMalleyTheMaggot]

Animals aren't so unpredictable as people think. This isn't the type of situation where the buck would be aggressive. It would show aggression long before getting so close to a human and it especially wouldn't be intimidated by a smol one.

[@VidaBlue317]

Are you the deer?

[@garybynoe]

@@VidaBlue317 🤣🤣🤣 I feel like I was!

[@No4426]

😂 fucken Ethan

[@Aaaa-g6u8e]

Man, that was 9 years ago. I wonder if Ethan learned to listen by now.

[@yunggod1981]

Nah he’s probably a privileged little shit that gets everything handed to him

[@ivylu6684]

@@yunggod1981 YO LOL THATS MEAN!

[@cristal4928]

Ivy Lu he’s not wrong

[@lupitaservin1994]

@Gaytony can't tell if you're serious or joking...

[@neven8043]

Gaytony What

[@bskee001]

Teacher: “Your child just simply does not listen.”

[@appcydia9805]

Underrated comment

[@aaauuguhu9048]

special ed

[@markseliman1949]

Somebody hears that too much

[@lgbtqiarights]

@@aaauuguhu9048 that’s the dumbest reply i’ve ever read

[@aaauuguhu9048]

@@lgbtqiarights generic troll

[@crazyrandomize]

Parenting 101, gonna put my kids in front of two powerful skittish animals that could tear them both to shreds in an instant, and I won't even stand close to them

[@tommytaylor2084]

Dad: " Ethan, don't move " Ethan: " It's fun to stay at the *Y M C A!* "

[@anayjain3577]

Damn so many likes but no comments

[@NarutoUzumaki-pl4bu]

This comment underrated AF

[@StrilanGaming]

Oh my God. I’m cackling at 6 AM due to this. Thank you for making my fucking day, bruv.

[@tommytaylor2084]

@@StrilanGaming No worries mate, glad you liked the comment 😅

[@StrilanGaming]

@Hope, Faith and Charity. true.

[@Spitfire__1944]

"Be super still" Deer: "yeah your kid doesen't seem to understand your language ethier"

[@pilesofkittens]

69 likes

[@craigscraig5491]

UNDERRATED XDXDXDXD

[@draco_-malfoy519]

@@craigscraig5491 True lmao

[@Weeeewriter]

lol

[@hallwaypaint]

legend says, even if time froze, ethan would still move

[@piskopatandi3985]

😂

[@TheSupremeSussy]

“Can he see me…?” - DIO

[@derpestarzt]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@believensee8621]

🤣🤣🤣

[@charlesoxley6503]

🤣🤣👍🏻

[@BlackSeranna]

Gary Paulson wrote about a kid's death he witnessed at a park. The kid was feeding the deer like these kids, and something went wrong and the deer, who has very sharp hooves, impaled the kid. The Do Not Feed The Animals signs were everywhere, but peoeple ignored them. After I read this, I looked at deer way differently. They can be territorial, too, and so it's wise to pay attention if they are huffing at you when you are walking through their area.

[@ChiquitaMia-ci2vg]

Good point. Also, there’s something called Lyme disease…

[@thoushallbefree5387]

Not only can they impale someone but they may stomp you!

[@RS54321]

Yes, I wouldn't let my kids stand there with huge antlered and hoofed animals coming up to them. It just takes a moment.

[@patrciaclemons8183]

10 years from now, Ethan gonna drive away with the gas nozzle still in his car.

[@Theprimaryfocus]

😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@ChrisYoungGunn]

Lmfaooo

[@DerpyDude-jt3pv]

Dude its been ten years. He Might already be driving.

[@zay_gzs5635]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@sporetv57]

And then the whole station is gonna set on fire. All it takes is one little spark.

[@masterofadapting]

“Ethan don’t cover yourself in meat and run at that bear” *meat slap noise and loud bear roaring* “ETHAN!”

[@masterofadapting]

Panderichthys rhombolepis It’s supposed to be the slap of him putting the meat on himself lol

[@samsemerau6802]

Underrated comment😂😂😂

[@glitterdragon9197]

Omg stop🤣

[@twodog350]

I died 😭😭😭

[@harrymatthewsmusic]

UNDERRATED LMBO

[@markperez2082]

Ethan almost got himself killed like 6 times. Lol.

[@gardensofthegods]

Furio says stupida fackin kid .

[@vision-rp3vw]

😄😄😄😂😂😭😭😭lmaoo

[@OhHeBustin]

@@gardensofthegods you gotta da buck on your hat

[@Haru-eq7zi]

I would have beat my kids ass for not listening back at home. We going Asian way

[@anima6035]

@@Haru-eq7zi classy

[@spacepodi]

Probably if the same father took them birdwatching, he’d have then climbing trees to count chicks in an eagles nest.

[@user-go5pj4ob1k]

Dad: "Ethan take one step back" Ethan: 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

[@zeezee9188]

I know right 🤣🤣🤣

[@brandonmurphy5837]

I'm dead buddy

[@realx1311]

LMAO

[@sazji]

Orion Star You win the comments. :-)

[@user-go5pj4ob1k]

😁

[@seekerlemm875]

"Ethan don't move." Ethan: 🕺CUPID SHUFFLE🕺

[@imtyler99yearsago90]

Nice Profile

[@josephpilmanphotography]

nice profile pic LOL

[@Crazilynormal89]

I support that profile picture.👍

[@CMCFRK]

Ah yes, a perfect profile u have

[@amolasmarquesitas]

Love ur profile pic

[@rafly5443]

3:48 the deer looked at the man like, "he's yours?"

[@lilythedoggolover4696]

Elliott Bethea ...why'd you use capitals?

[@emokyle5485]

@@lilythedoggolover4696 WHYD YOU USE LOWERCASE

[@Luciapedagoga_]

😂😂😂🕶️

[@K0rnphl3x]

Buck said "):c"

[@RonnieDellarsina]

This father has no idea what danger he put Lil ethan in. My word this could have been a blood bath

[@alec8946]

Yeah he did. He knew the possibilities and STILL told his boys to endanger themselves. All for the gram

[@80sbabytothecore1]

Damn Deer has eyebrows like my mother in law.

[@deananddevonoutdoors9170]

80sbabytothecore1 because it’s a black trail or mule deer

[@hirozzayz8164]

Lmao

[@emilyolsen6777]

Ooooo burn

[@anupv63]

You're right

[@sowhat1191]

LMFAO

[@frogbro9873]

Ethan has got to get his shit together

[@ethanoffill8169]

I tried my hardest okay!

[@lslx7120]

A_load_of_hooey he wont listen to pops..wtfks is wrong with etan

[@mariav.3227]

Ethan Offill lool bye😂

[@InsanelyGhostly]

A_load_of_hooey that made me laugh

[@Lando94]

He’s just a kid man

[@Badbleep-m2w]

“Ethan don’t move” Ethan: you wanna see some real speed 🙇🏻‍♂️🕺🚶🏻🏃🏻‍♂️🤾🏻⛹🏻‍♂️🤺🏄🏻🏋🏻‍♂️

[@deadwings4578]

FRRR

[@tensai_kodai]

IM DEAD

[@ridiculousrandy1401]

2:30 when he said "so he doesn't nibble your fingers" the deer pushed it up with his lips so he could get the bread without biting the boy. That's amazing.

[@thesaim1036]

Amazingly lucky. Wild animals are unpredictable, even if the kid was listening to directions he’s way too young to be out in this situation and his idiot dad should know better. Such a bad example to set, a good rule of thumb is don’t mess with wild animals.

[@thekramer1097]

The dad sounds like he's teaching his son how to defuse a bomb

[@pacrat885]

Shut up

[@tram84mvp]

No way should the dad let deer with that rack of horns get near his kid

[@youraveragemexorican]

*tea kettle noises*

[@Vincent44483]

fire in the hole...

[@spetsnazrussia2446]

@@pacrat885 what does that have to do with anything ?

[@reckz420]

Not sure if it's Ethan trying to feed the bucks or the father trying to feed Ethan to bucks

[@carnage6715]

I know which one I would do.

[@shanenolan85]

Ikr...that kid needs to get his listening skills together. He was the one that needs to be tamed.

[@Twixie_Twixie22]

St. Devil HAHAHAHA! 😂

[@dustencoyj]

both

[@avonbobby4721]

caRnAGE, same. I would feed ethan to the bucks.

[@neorenamon]

"Ethan, don't move." "Ethan, leave it there." Oh deer...

[@mazzitm3175]

😭😭dear

[@empiresdp265]

this is why I’m suicidal

[@eetuulvila6193]

i saw what u did there

[@adnan_honest_jihadist5775]

kid needs to learn to behave as it looks like

[@neven8043]

That was a good one!

[@musiccritique6243]

I'm furious at the dad, he has absolutely no idea how dangerous that situation can become in a second.

[@the-real-super-genius]

Exactly, he's lucky that deer didn't take his son's life while he was messing around. Bucks can be EXTREMELY dangerous. Even I, as a grown man, would be afraid to be that close to a buck, knowing the kind of hurt it could put on me.

[@Lightinside24-f2z]

People are so retarded... I can't believe I just witnessed this..

[@anthonyrenaud5783]

The father is probably a granola eating stupid braindead Liberal who voted for Biden. I wouldn't be surprised.

[@ChartreuseStar]

This is just stupid.

[@GaryBall-vb2jk]

Dear and buck tears with antlers like that. Can be very unpredictable you cannot tell what they are going to do they are not your friends

[@JV-df9em]

The way the deer is looking at the father, even he knows this is a horrible idea

[@gramps5157]

Hahaha! Good one.

[@bassinburban8928]

The deer is like "you do realise I have the power to kill all of you right now, sir."

[@tomaszi.radoszewski1887]

@@bassinburban8928 I think the deer understands that the bigger human next to the smaller humans is their father and the deer would be in big shit if he tried to attack the small humans.

[@Tony-qt4zv]

@@tomaszi.radoszewski1887 I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure a deer with antlers could easily kill and unarmed adult....

[@mandothemandalorian2392]

@@Tony-qt4zv ya

[@hey9433]

Ethan is the type to put aluminium foil in the microwave "just to see what happens"

[@sugma6723]

You taught me something new today😂 I'd never heard of aluminium foil, in the UK we call it tin foil. Turns out it hasnt been made from tin since ww2 lol. The more you know 🤷‍♂️

[@divayanche1]

😂😂😂

[@ashchbkv6965]

He'll be a scientist

[@sleepnaught]

@@sugma6723 Used to made out of tin. But, these days it's made of aluminum

[@sugma6723]

@@sleepnaught that's what my comment says :)

[@Skeleto067]

Everyone is talking about Ethan and I'm over here laughing about the deer's eyebrows

[@MrBugite]

I was wondering if anyone else had seen it 😂

[@Ellynn-09]

Unibrow!

[@catmeifyoucan4649]

Batman unibrow

[@Vince-ko9bj]

Anthony Davis deer

[@Egguana_]

\___/ 👁👁

[@goneflying140]

Very dangerous. They look tame, but they are still wild animals. A buck that size could kill even a fully grown adult male in less than 3 seconds. That child wouldn't stand a chance if that buck decided to go on the offensive.

[@johndor7793]

"A buck that size could kill even a fully grown adult male in less than 3 seconds." You mean in a fantasy world where he punctured the human in the eye and went straight to the brain? lol I asked chatgpt 3.5 who would mostly likely win in a fatal fight vs average adult male human ChatGPT Deer, even large bucks, are not naturally aggressive towards humans, and fatal fights between deer and adult humans are extremely rare. Deer are generally more likely to flee than to attack when confronted by humans. However, it's important to note that deer, especially during certain times of the year such as rutting season, can become more territorial and may display aggressive behavior if they feel threatened or cornered. In a hypothetical and highly unlikely scenario where a deer, for some reason, becomes aggressive and attacks a fully grown adult male human, the human would have a significant advantage due to their strength, size, and ability to defend themselves. In reality, though, such situations are exceedingly rare, and deer-human conflicts are usually resolved by avoiding confrontation and giving the deer an opportunity to retreat.

[@goneflying140]

@johndor7793 So you asked some AI about this? Has an AI ever been out in the woods and seen what these animals are capable of? If a buck that size were to rear up on it's hind legs and start hitting a human in the head with it's front hooves, which is one way they attack, one good shot to your skull could kill you with the power they have. I have seen these animals jump right over 10 foot high fences. They are very powerful. You aren't going to wrestle that thing to the ground like that AI is saying. So, I stand behind my claim. I have seen videos of bucks attacking humans, and they are screaming in terror as they are knocked to the ground and getting pummeled with those front hooves. A lucky skull shot could kill you, or like you said, if they gore your eyes out, you could be killed by the antlers too.

[@johndor7793]

@@goneflying140 You could be right. But your first comment seemed clearly absurd no offense.

[@OverlordShamala]

@@johndor7793 In the US alone, there's a recorded of two death per year. The tips of antlers are sharp, they can pierce the abdomen or the chest cavity & puncture a lung. Not just the eyes. And then they have their hooves, the tips are sharp & dense, & they can cause serious bruising & injury. Apparently, ChatGPT is unaware the tips of dder antlers are sharp & deer have hooves, which they do employ to injure & kill. Stags have killed coyotes & wolves. I wouldn't take advice on an AI still in development. The boy would not stand a chance if the deer feels threatened & decides to lunge forward.

[@johndor7793]

@@OverlordShamala Yup. I've had another disappointment with chat gpt recently 😒

[@LostTempyst]

The bucks are more tame than Ethan

[@phazelvosfreqdetector7580]

Perfect...

[@stunseedordeesnuts]

Tempestas more like Ethan Bradberry

[@cichlidguru1163]

Lol

[@JOSHUAloves1]

Tempestas hahaha good one!!

[@heavensent6114]

Tempestas 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@esomoi7197]

I feel like Ethan was probably... the wrong choice for this

[@henry9606]

kingjojo trying to make a young boy stay still like that even for such a wonderful experience is hell on earth. I've been teaching kids for a decade it ain't easy with boys...even when they know it's in their best interest.

[@patrichewill5403]

😂😂 i lol at ur comment

[@maxhu4976]

"Stay very still Ethan." *Runs towards deer*

[@skxlter5747]

Hes just a toddler they know no Better lol

[@daddyethan]

I can't help it

[@DrummerJacob]

My analysis was: *Kid acts like kid* Dad: Don't do all those things you're doing. Everything you're doing is wrong! Let me guide each and every breath you take since I've made you absolutely useless with all my rules that don't exist.

[@T.K.P.]

@Daniel Jimenez no he doesn't, i agree with him.

[@kreempa.i.8349]

God dammit Ethan, you had one job!

[@a.b.creator]

The buck was listening too..and stepped back when the man said " step back Ethan" 🦌

[@Lavendeer201]

This is the most chaotic yet calm video I've ever seen

[@neochris2]

It's called tension.

[@silashurd3597]

Heck yeah, but it’s cool too

[@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263]

Okay handsome deer man

[@Lavendeer201]

@@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263 owo

[@Lavendeer201]

@@neochris2 nah I think it's called custody case evidence lol

[@TheAmazingAdventuresOfJ]

“Ethan dont move” Ethan : 🕺🏼 come 💃🏼 and 🕺🏼 shake 💃🏼 your 🕺🏼 body 🕺🏼 baby 💃🏼 do 🕺🏼 that 💃🏼 conga 💃🏼🕺🏼

[@sacr3]

cmon man the two top comments are the same thing, try being original

[@Sweetjunglequeen]

😂😂😂

[@kermitthefrog3634]

I know you can’t control yourself any longer

[@drhater2318]

Cringe

[@dii-N-sd]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@guu3528]

Ethan watching this now: "How am I still alive?"

[@debbieflaherty4846]

Ethan doesn’t sit still long enough to watch anything.

[@badcornflakes6374]

@@debbieflaherty4846 Give the kid a break jeesh lol

[@snipehunter795]

Nah, he's probably got a chicken strapped to his belt, trying to pet a mountain lion as we speak.

[@jerrydonquixote5927]

​@@badcornflakes6374 these Karen's wear helmets in masks and take lots shots because they're too stupid to think for themselves they think everything is a danger and if the media tells them this and they believe it the good news is they're taking their clot shots so they won't be breathing or voting more idiots into the world😂

[@slickwilly7703]

I’ll bet Ethan’s parents have been called in to the school more than once.

[@isbsjxbxns]

Ethan is giving me so much anxiety omg

[@blackchinees1]

Ikr

[@systemabc3989]

its the father who does but you too dumb to get it

[@John-vu3lb]

This is the most dad thing ever. Me and my dad used to do dangerous shit when my mom was never looking lol.

[@whiteylimpstockdengalne6044]

My father used to tell me that I'd never be good at anything if I didn't test my limits to the breaking point. Led to some really memorable experiences. Like the time I got my hand caught in the knotting mechanism of a baler. Or the time I ran my horse across a frozen pond and barely survived. Or the time I drove a dumptruck backwards off a cliff. But I was the town champion when it came to the game of "chicken". There is a cost for excellence.

[@thatbirb4743]

@@whiteylimpstockdengalne6044 LMAO :D

[@subyouwont]

Whitey Limpstock den Galne I played video games while my dad worked

[@111coolone]

Whitey Limpstock den Galne this is why women live longer 😂🤣

[@amer2142]

@@whiteylimpstockdengalne6044 lmoa

[@jozhfy]

i was afraid the deer get scared and charge Ethan... i was afraid Ethan got scared and charge the deer... such unpredictable species 🤦‍♂️

[@lilsamantha1]

itsJozh best comments in this section lmao

[@maplemaple1439]

itsJozh indeed. Children can be very rabid at ti- oh, you meant the deer, yes, uh, totally

[@ManuelGuzman067]

itsJozh funny

[@nancyfenity1652]

Beautiful creatures. This neighborhood must be another encroachment on animal habitat. When will humans understand that a healthy animal population means a healthy planet. When our animals are killed off we will soon follow. And Ethan's Dad should not have allowed this interaction. He put his boys at risk as well as the deer. Enjoying wildlife at a safe distance is paramount to presserving it. Thank you for allowing my comment.

[@kingsknight2112]

Let me put my kid that’s too young to follow simple instructions in danger with an unpredictable wild animal so I can get a video. Dad of the year award goes to Ethan’s Dad!

[@TheSketch42]

My high ass thought Ethan and Andrew were deers

[@IDoTheMost]

Brah..... lol

[@linabingbing3881]

Hahahahahahaha, reasonable.

[@RexSpeed92]

Hahahah that is the funniest comment I’ve ever read in my life

[@Nixie_536]

I much prefer this anology and context when watching. Thank you 💚🦌✨

[@TheSketch42]

@@Nixie_536 :)

[@SL-cl9gt]

Next video: Ethan’s Gorilla encounter

[@michellelovesanimals2237]

🤣🤣

[@101AshBash101]

😂😂😂

[@Zebrahhh]

Sammy L lmao this comment deserves better 🤣🤣

[@asisio230]

Harambe part 2

[@hunterhawktv3777]

😂😂😂

[@wolgrave3016]

dad: ethan dont move ethan: *moves* dad: you think this is a joke?

[@Gabriel-ii2ut]

Ethan, I am a joke to you? :(

[@Xynorip]

super genius yes you are a super genius

[@Xynorip]

Skate Finatic you mean likes right?

[@yoshee_ink6487]

@@the-real-super-genius that's alot coming from you

[@sufferyetgain]

@@the-real-super-genius they don’t usually attack humans unless they are provoke somehow lol stop being so scared of nature

[@Worgenwarlord]

Used to have a deer that lived near our house in the countryside, called him bucky. He used to occasionally come into our garden and drink from the river bank. At one point i look out of my window and the dude is just sleeping by a tree in the garden. I say he used to live by our house not because he moved away, but because he got shot by a poacher who thought that the areas around our house were free hunting ground, cause we had a lot of wild boar, deer, and pheasant. We own all the fields around our house and none of them are open to poachers or hunting in general, unless rented by a pheasant farm or clay pigeon shoot. We know it was a poacher cause we saw him do it, i was with my dad down by the river that goes through one of our fields. Bucky was on the other side, eating some grass. Then a boom, and he fell into the water. A guy comes running down the hill on the other side and walks up to bucky. My dad starts raging at him while im crying. He was fined and had his shooting license revoked, cause he had no permit to shoot on our land.

[@Dreaming-Void]

poor bucky..

[@marinabrola]

I'm sorry that happened to you, so sad.

[@dez6278]

That sucks. You probably want to put up signs "no hunting, private property remotely monitored" if you haven't already.

[@BonkMachine]

Dad was inches away from explaining his wife how their son got killed

[@lauragraves4342]

Her response would've been "oh dear." The universe would've imploded. I doubt the pastor would've used the phrase "our dearly departed" at the funeral. But we'll never know.

[@brandonbullins]

Gored by a 10 point buck

[@clockworkNate]

All he'd have to do is show her the video of the kid being thrown in the air lol

[@felougabular2652]

@@lauragraves4342" oh *deer* "

[@lauragraves4342]

@@felougabular2652 😏😏😏

[@fouralive9636]

Plot twist : Ethan is the name of the buck.

[@jamjamartsy2317]

Lol tru tho

[@andrei1151]

Lol

[@ryanilagan3]

Underrated

[@youraveragemexorican]

*tea kettle noises*

[@connerenglish2135]

Can anyone tell me what species of deer those are? Absolutely gorgeous. Dad, I really really hope you don’t let them do this again man this is just about as bad of an idea as you can come up with. Entirely possible that deer could kill that boy.

[@jonathansblonded]

Dad: “Ethan you’re moving too much” Ethan: “Y’all hear sum?”

[@charlest6164]

The dads an idiot

[@sincotrodium7385]

@@charlest6164 Do you even have a dad?

[@artsypupyoungcreativity162]

@@sincotrodium7385 We all do. How do you think we were made?

[@charlest6164]

@@c0de_char1ie70 Although it didn’t, something very bad could’ve happened. The deer could have been in full rut, and could’ve been very aggressive based on the season. I think it was pretty irresponsible trusting the situation but if the father knows what he’s doing, then he can do whatever he wants.

[@John-kg6ve]

@@charlest6164 stfu

[@DragonMaiden77]

All the people shitting on Ethan for legit being a kid… While his dad is the one trying to get him to feed a testosterone fueled animal with spikes growing out of his forehead so he can film it. Has the Internet really made people *THIS* ignorant? When I was a kid Ethan’s age, three elk came roaming by our camp. My dad’s immediate reaction was to put my mother and I up on the roof of the cabin so they couldn’t get us, because a rampaging bull elk can still get into a house. This guy? Get his very excitable child to feed the deer so he can get a nice shot. Parenting skills; 💯

[@denjisenpai4569]

ethan goddamnit

[@ethanoffill8169]

DIO leave me alone!

[@maplemaple1439]

DIO KONO DIO DA

[@punpuniia]

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@raecooker]

😂 i thought the same exact thing but backwards

[@Artorias.Fateee]

*Throws a road roller*

[@noname-xo5mp]

"Don't move Ethan" Ethan: *Right foot two stomps. Left foot two stomps*

[@andrei1151]

😅

[@gunjeebus3453]

*sliiide to the left sliiiide to the right criss cross criss cross*

[@FuZe.]

Corny

[@jahryan7]

@@FuZe. what ?

[@winniethepooh3717]

Plot twist: Ethan is actually deer's name.

[@trawlins396]

LMAO 😆😆😆

[@Seraphoverpheonix]

😂😂😂😂

[@SacredFire777]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ShutterBud420]

B R U H

[@judeclark5204]

Lmao

[@mcostagirl123]

This was really irresponsible by the dad and could've cost his son dearly. I don't blame the kid, he was very young.

[@Gambit771]

Dammit Ethan. You had one job.

[@theoldschooldiva374]

Gambit771 😂😂😂

[@tiablasian2118]

Gambit771 😂😂

[@corinaleland9054]

Haha I agree he only had one freaking job and he screwed up if he was my brother or son I would have just put him back in the house for time out

[@jocastillo3533]

Gambit771 My kids think I'm crazy cause of how hard I'm laughing 😄🤣😂REAL live tears flowing. I heard that being said in the dad's voice and I just couldn't contain myself.

[@michelleclough6293]

1000th like

[@wokeaf1337]

Dad was like " if I lose my son, at least I have it recorded"

[@adityakumar5052]

Probably Dad has regularly fed the deer’s over a period of time, that is why he is confident .

[@fierce-green-fire8887]

Dad was like “I have no clue how big of an idiot I am but I plan to create video evidence for everyone to see.”

[@gloriavalentine8173]

At least I've got one more

[@v_AsT]

@@adityakumar5052 I'd never be confident around a wild animal, doesnt matter if I knew the thing for years hell nah

[@bens.8787]

​@@adityakumar5052Typical Indian with non existent IQ.

[@TallSilentGuy]

The father strikes me as a creepy, robot-voiced control freak.

[@michaelmess7575]

Who else thought Ethan was going to end up in those antlers? He sure wasn't listening to his father....lol.

[@josephbragg6388]

Supposedly father knows best.

[@mysterioushawk2171]

@@josephbragg6388 dad instincts are the best of instincts you can have

[@Clodaghbob]

Mysterious Hawk Only if you actually intend to reduce the size of the family.😜

[@XxEarthyAntigenxX]

The antlers usually aren't enough to pierce through the abdominal wall or the chest for example. But a charge could knock you out.

[@Clodaghbob]

Serbian Orthodox 453 Deer are usually timid. That's the only reason people aren't attacked more often. They are wild, unpredictable and, especially during the rutting season, can be dangerous. I've seen deer rip apart small trees in frustration, usually before they turn and charge at an opponent. It's quite spectacular to watch... and then downright terrifying when you realise that you're standing mid way between the two opponents and you're holding a noisy Jack Russell terrier who wants to join the fight. 😜 The people in the clip are feeding the deer bread (which is not good for its health) and the dad is allowing a small disobedient child to get far too close. That child's movements could be misinterpreted and if he gets hurt who will be blamed? The dad? Nope, not at all. It's the deer that will be blamed!

[@ayoreef9683]

This why moms don’t leave kids alone with the dads

[@Kevwhite115]

Ayo Reef!! Bro I’m sayin Ethan about to take a horn to the neck.

[@druglordbriselda5310]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@imcarolean]

Pathetic generalization

[@kimbam1282]

lolol...

[@hellomimibanana]

S2g 😂😂😂

[@robbystamper8463]

Andrew went to college and became a zoologist. Ethan dropped out of highschool and works at little Caesars.

[@TheCrenshaw1991]

at little Caesars Ethan met his wife. Yet she was too intellectual for his own good so Ethan got sad. Nowadays he takes Xanax by himself and writes down deep thoughts about the meaning of life. Ethan renamed himself Lil Pump and has made a career of KZbin.

[@Reply_if_you_r_homosexual]

†MuSick after an encounter with a deer that almost cost him his life, Ethan realized he’s not about this deer hunting life and decided to return to his calling. He then wrote a song named “Eskeetit” named after some incoherent things that he yelled while escaping the deer

[@Piddles1]

He occasionally smokes weed with the deer as they remained friends

[@TheCrenshaw1991]

Piddles McGee but did he hide his snake in the bush?

[@robbystamper8463]

Ethan quickly developed a deep hate for deer and helped create the highly edited discovery UK special about an Anaconda eating a full grown deer whole.. As the years passed Ethan had pondered many times on his life and its many failures..but it would seem that his darkest thoughts always brought him back to that deer. After smoking some indica and taking some Xanax Ethan reached an epiphany, his mind was clouded with spastic thoughts of hooves, antlers, Xanax and failures..but in that moment Adult Ethan was reminded about his only success, That saturated documentary UK special on anacondas eating a deer... With a grin and an attention span than can only be properly described as "autistic" Ethan set his alarm clock, grabbed a sheet of paper and penciled down his newly thought plans. The paper on which Ethan's rapid thoughts were penned was ironically a prescription pad for a drug called Ritalin, that poor Ethan Neglected to get filled many many years ago, when his dad made him see a specialist.. The very next day Ethan got in touch with his old pals at discovery UK and with the idea and expired Script pad in hand, he was on his way. Understandably, Discovery was very much reluctant to agree and confused over his reasoning for wanting to even produce the show. Non the less, they caved under the onslaught of constant talking from him and decided to give him the green light so he'd shut the fuck up and leave. And then Ethan was off with his newly acquired by annoyance; minimal budget, to produce the special "Ethan gets eaten alive by an Anaconda". The show itself proved challenging to Ethan but with his unmatched high energy and complete lack of concentration, he was confident in attempting to complete the job. Ethan snorted and sneered as he wrapped himself with pressure resistant armor. He was not very focused, consumed deep in thought "Today's the day where I get my second success, and just like my favorite success, that fuckin deer getting eaten alive by an Anaconda. "You hear me dear!?" Snarled Ethan mentally, "I too will get eaten by an Anaconda! and then I, Ethan, will have a second success, just like that dag nabbed deer!" As the deceitful Documentary channels cameras started to whirr so did Ethan's heckling, and the Anaconda began to constrict this middle aged washout with all it's might. "This is it thought Ethan! That fuckin deer is going to wish he never walked up to me or my intelligent brother!! Now all I have to do is get eaten and then I'll be Commonwealth rich!" Excitement, joy and a newly renowned sense of purpose enveloped the simple man. "This is it, this is it." What poor Ethan neglected to remember about anaconda's is that they don't eat anything that's still moving or alive. And just like the incident many many years ago when Ethan was just a stupid, stupid fucking boy..His excitement, ADHD and general lack of calmness had ruined what very well could of been, his very last chance at success.. As Ethans highly impatient body squirmed and fidgeted, he began failing for what normally is (for virtually every other man woman or child on Earth) a very simplistic and straightforward task. Something so basic that to the rest of us it just seems trivial, But as for poor retarded Ethan, it most certainly was anything but.. Ethan's mind raced, imbued with thoughts of self arm and his eyes began to swell,steadily increasing and dampening the harsh arid dirt beneath him and the hungry Anaconda. "It's Your fuckin fault" thought Ethan, It's that God damned deer, it ruined everything in my life. Sobs turned to high pitched wailing and loud maniacal laughing as he cursing the entire species of deer as a whole. Ethan was never quite the same after that.. Ethan was traumatized further and emotionally battered.. To this day Ethan still manages to neglect decompressing and/or just recovering and moving forward from his stupid ordeals, in part due to his inability to pay attention and stay on topic with his Psychiatrist.. Legend has it that Ethan is still trying to feed a deer by hand, and rumor has it that Ethan got his job back at little ceasers but to this day continues to mess up order's by ignoring the customers wishes with complete and utter disregard, always deciding to just make the pizzas the way he wants them to be made, with the toppings he loves most.. Especially when his brother or Dad come in to the pizzeria to place an order..

[@wartanabadanooh7157]

I’m so glad Andrew got to feed the deer too😊

[@azzazelynn988]

I can't believe this wasn't mentioned more, but I love how the buck looks him dead in the eye like, "Dude. Control your child!" This guy can accurately say that he was judged by a deer 😂

[@thomasdr08]

Haha

[@djhaloeight]

true! damn kids.

[@mathiass1999]

3:40

[@DHANK88]

😂😂😂

[@TigerMeadows]

"Control your kid, bro! Not cool, I'm going away!"

[@fredericobaami]

Great job, Ethan! Now let's try it with a bear.

[@newhot2011rapmusic]

Frederico Baami how is this comment not at the top lmao

[@fredericobaami]

@@newhot2011rapmusic thanks! 🤗

[@scorpiolove1679]

😂😂😂

[@amberdawn4759]

Yeah...fishsticks to bears should be a good practice I hear black bears are tame.if they are coming close to.your neighborhood. Let's have ethane dad send him out and video the bears eating his hand, uh...I mean "from" his hand... Ironically not.that different even though the people in this thread seem to think it is.

[@amberdawn4759]

@Craig Jones o OMG, That's a good analogy I wish I had thought of that one...

[@threat8_]

“Ethan don’t move” Ethan: Default dances.

[@michaeljones8877]

I just found my nominee for "Dumbest Dad Of The Year" award.

[@coful]

"Ethan don't move" Ethan: "ITS TIME TO GET FUNKY! EVERYBODY CLAP, CLAP, CLAP YOUR HANDS!"

[@b1njjj95]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xmanDaThurd]

Ethan: *family reunion dance*

[@harryportfelikartakredytow8907]

Their father sounds like the voice you hear in railway stations "No Ethan that's his bread"

[@rakshithec079]

Harry Portfel i Karta Kredytowa haa

[@nigglebit]

If I had a penny for every time I've heard that at a railway station...

[@LieorDie24]

Now we know what Ethan Hawk did as kid he didnt listen to hias Father why better in Mission Impossible now we have the prove.

[@Swirlyphim]

Harry Portfel i Karta Kredytowa read this as it played

[@heathenwolf8903]

"no kitty that's *my* cheesypoofs!"

[@nerd4tw]

It's 2018, has Ethan stopped moving?

[@drwinston]

Hahaha! Nope. Stiiiiiiill going!

[@HL-ll4zz]

nope ethan got rammed in the bum bum.

[@ethanclarke9264]

Nope I'm still moving

[@BurningTirez]

Ethan died from a deer impalement I think. :( wahh wah wahhhhh

[@thunderplunder1013]

Lol

[@barbarahowell5438]

Clearly not the smartest father on the planet. No words can describe the danger he put his boys in.

[@finster1968]

Ethan has the attention span of a hummingbird. Hopefully he’s just as quick.

[@tenzrex3845]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@YaBoyArioch]

@@tenzrex3845💯💯🔥🔥😩😩💦💦

[@booleybTheClown]

lets hope he didnt have the life span of a hummingbird too

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206]

​@@booleybTheClownWait, how long do they live for?

[@luxeartro5060]

4 days, 26 hours, 1 minute and 62 seconds.

[@beaaa_fr]

“Ethan don’t move” Ethan: *RENEGADE RENEGADE RENEGADE*

[@650Massive]

Lol

[@CHICKENRAN34]

Lol true.

[@joet7136]

For their family vacation the dad is going to take the boys hiking in a volcano.

[@pittigtater4552]

Dad: Ethan don't move Ethan: 🌋🏊‍♂️

[@solarprogeny6736]

@@pittigtater4552 Dad: Ethan get out of the lava Ethan: 🕴️

[@seanmatthewking]

@@solarprogeny6736 😅

[@aaauuguhu9048]

@@pittigtater4552 damnit beat me to it

[@lgbtqiarights]

volcano = deer?

[@derpityderp-derp4007]

UHmmmm. That is really dangerous. Really really damn dangerous.

[@chateaucastle1]

This video could prove useful at future custody hearings.

[@balintk.9373]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@spillingink6905]

Oop

[@samyen3210]

Oh no

[@Sergio-fu7mv]

The judge will think he’s badass, and give him the kids, and she’ll have to pay HIM alimony! How it should be!

[@cambiso1731990]

The dad never win anyway don’t matter

[@chaliejoy224]

How to offer your kids up as sacrifice

[@CashmasterDamon]

Cha Joy Robertson 😂😂😂😂

[@jerryrawlings8885]

Illuminati.

[@Gregman420]

LOL

[@chaliejoy224]

redneckrenos303 You need to develop a sense of humor. Try to understand a joke. Life is better with a smile. I'm far from a chicken. I volunteer to watch over wild cats like Cougars, mountains lions, and even baby tigers that need to be orphaned. Once a wild mountain lion attacked my neighbors dog, and I jumped in with out hesitation to scare the big cat away. I saved the dogs life and the mt. lion was way more powerful than a deer.... I could of got hurt, but I'm no coward. Would you do the same? Wild life if nothing to feed by hand. But this farther probably knew these deer and knew the kids were safe.

[@Gregman420]

You really completely missed out on it being a joke?

[@khalidalmehdar1201]

OMG I felt like he was playing chess with his children 😂😂 "Ethan one step back andrew two steps forward" lmao

[@kerohowgee]

the deer understand more english than ethan is crazy💀💀💀

[@axelsharpshire6457]

Dad: "Ethan be still..." Ethan: ( ( 🕺 ) ) Mountain Lion: 🤤

[@informjared9508]

FBIOpenUp “only 125”

[@TJL_Racing]

@@informjared9508 That's actually a very low amount especially over a course of 100 years. Just about 1 per year. There is an estimate of around 30,000 Moutain Lions and there are about 327 million people in the U.S, now compare that to the last 100 years and how there have been 125 attacks.

[@TJL_Racing]

Now us harming or killing Mountain Lions? Oh, "only" about 3,000 per year in the U.S. Now those are numbers.

[@axelsharpshire6457]

@FBIOpenUp - I'm pretty sure that's true. Same thing for wolves and such because people generally don't put themselves in harms way when it comes to mountain lions or other traditionally "dangerous" animals. Fun Facts: www.vox.com/2016/9/24/13032272/killer-animals-deer-sharks-bears

[@Simon-xi7lb]

@@axelsharpshire6457 vox as a source? really?

[@highhaloguy806]

That deer is like control your child sir! Sir!

[@ManuelGuzman067]

That High Halo Guy 😁

[@chasedad1]

Lmao

[@johnrice1943]

Next video: Ethan meets his last grizzly bear

[@sporetv57]

Dad: *looks at Ethan's bloody corpse* Dad: I told YOU to stay still

[@Notorious-AP]

@@sporetv57 😭😭

[@Coolstrongwarriorbro27]

Don’t say that bro

[@77YuvrajSingh77]

Yes because he frightened the bears and they never came back 😂

[@onlyonefaith6356]

he speaking the truth dont silence jonn , this was a crazy idea

[@douglasedward4041]

Dad is a fool.

[@noface_rshard9645]

Ethan is a total badass he just laughs in the face of death and temps it repeatedly

[@thomasdr08]

Haha. In about 10 years he will probably be mortified that he was that close to death. Really awesome that his father taught him how to have restraint in the face of danger

[@ManuelGuzman067]

K_ Bizzle 😁brave Lil kid

[@Excalibur2]

There's a fine line between courage and stupidity.

[@ShortGrumpyMidget]

shows the innocence of kids which is rather heart-warming

[@derangedgaming3781]

Shadowsumbra yeah, and this wasn’t stupidity, what’s your point? How exactly do you think we have dogs? About 40,000 years ago this same situation happened with wolves instead of deer. That would seem stupid because it was a predator, but it worked out greatly for the human species.

[@fay3294]

Ethan needs to work on his listening skills.

[@MarcusAurelius286]

Looks like Ethan is around 4 or 5; it's typical for boys his age to act that way.

[@lslx7120]

OnThe Farm nad leave pops alone.....its that littl stinker ethan littl dude..

[@jamesonjunky]

Ethan needed a antler to the face to really teach him how to listen.

[@jacobwageman5801]

Hey i was like that as a kid But he'll get it once he's older

[@ManuelGuzman067]

Ls Lx dad had no balls to do what ethan did but give orders . Ethan's the man not the dad a coward

[@hotmusclepapa2093]

It's so cute how happy he is, not realising that he could have died like 5 times in the span of what? 4 minutes?

[@justojusto2910]

EXACTLY

[@bjflippin8795]

That’s so right, pretty dears!!!!

[@frankrenteria4370]

Nerve wrecking

[@lindziep6319]

That's why animals approach kids more than adults coz they are so innocent unlike adults who worries every single thing 😂

[@killhamtaro1514]

It would take little to no effort for a man to grab a mule deer that small by the rack and keep it pinned....god damn lib tard beta male keyboard jannies.....i cant wait until the purge starts and you all starve or systematically get picked off

[@evanharaszthy425]

It's as if this father had a complete step by step guide on how to get a buck to eat out of your kids hand, all while teaching them very poor ethics about wild animals

[@jayjay8554]

This is how you get rid of those child support payments

[@nubianmoiselle3797]

🤣

[@annmarie8073]

I hate myself for how ferociously I laughed at this comment

[@carlrodrigues1789]

Yooo lmao

[@thechristianpsychologer3865]

😂🤣

[@thechristianpsychologer3865]

This is also how you get rid of that marriage.

[@American-Niiji-Girl]

Ethan reminds me of that kid from the movie The Quiet Place who wouldn't listen and ended up getting snatched by the Demigorgon.

[@GlitchG00D5]

Demigorgon? A Quiet Place? Which one?

[@terryjones5049]

@Glitch0005 He's trolling.

[@MaTeiso4]

Omg yes

[@raineeholmes566]

That's what thier called?

[@GlitchG00D5]

@@terryjones5049 Yes I'm aware

[@rww1161]

Wow. Lucky for them that kid didn’t get totally trampled and gored. NEVER let a buck get that close to your kid, or anyone else.

[@OldStullyAccount]

“Ethan don’t move” Ethan- “I like you funny words magic man”

[@imtyler99yearsago90]

Hi

[@OldStullyAccount]

@@imtyler99yearsago90 hello!

[@kaylagidney6498]

Ethan is stressing me the hell out

[@BFRIZZLE909]

I have an "ethan" he is more wild than any animal. You need to calm your mammals before you introduce them to the wild 😂