These Maps Are Terrible

[@zakuraRabbit]

Denmark: *Ceases to exist* New Zealand: First time? Brazil doesn't need to be bigger, let's just give all disputed territory to the smallest countries. I'm sure the Vatican would love to get Hong Kong and it won't be weird at all.

[@rendeer8822]

I think that's his point, like "oh god we're gonna have to give it to brazil? its already got like, all the switzerlands"

[@chitlitlah]

Can you imagine being a territory of the UK and mostly doing your own thing, and then suddenly you're given back to China who comes and puts a boot up your ass for trying to have a little freedom, and then suddenly Jinping gets replaced by the pope and you have to convert to Catholicism?

[@c0utin]

As a Brasilian, I can assure you we don't want Hong Kong or Switzerland. Bad weather and no decent beaches, thank you!

[@dragon-du6ew]

Sealand would be super happy with a country that has land instead of being... A fucking platform

[@irenaveksler1935]

@@dragon-du6ew their not recogbksed

[@OlegDorbitt]

This video went from silly maps to "Why should bigamy be a crime?" real fast

[@LucyWest370]

Wdym “real fast” its *seventeen minutes into a twenty minute video*

[@Periwinkleaccount]

@@LucyWest370 they meant that it suddenly accelerated. Either that, or they’re moving at a negative speed to make time go fast.

[@AlrexX2]

5-10 years in prison does feel a bit overkill to be fair

[@ljr6490]

@@Lucas_Simoni aha

[@ztl2505]

I think part of the huge fascination with London is how monstrously central it is to the UK. From the American perspective it’s like if Wall Street, the Whitehouse, Hollywood, and Silicon Valley were all in the same city.

[@davidthemax2942]

I know you don't mean it that way, but my dumbass brain thought this was funny because London is not in the center but near the coast

[@XXXTENTAClON227]

Considering the UK is no bigger than Alabama, it actually makes complete sense lol

[@vitorschwaab]

As a Brazilian, I find the 7:42 segment really funny. As a Brazilian living in Catalonia, I hope they solve this situation before Brazil comes and I need to move again 😆.

[@ReaperGr448]

Russia should be given to Brazil

[@zadovrus1624]

You can't escape from Brazill

[@bathamsteryt]

Mars should be given to brazil

[@weltuntergangsbote]

@@bathamsteryt brazil should be given to Mars

[@lucasphilippini620]

Bom ter mais brs por aqui 😎🤝🇧🇷

[@SGrahamArt]

Any world map using flags to colour in the countries is bad design. They're never easy to read. I love maps, I love flags. But never together.

[@lifeuncovered6188]

Based

[@jugame1439]

Flag maps of a single country is cool by itself in my opinion

[@jessicatriplev9802]

What's even the point of this video. He doesn't put any effort into trying to be educational. Ugh SMH

[@MbeziAmsterdam]

@@jessicatriplev9802 He's educating us and providing commentary on how these flags are wrong and that it annoys him. What more do you want?

[@cardsatanywhere363]

@@jessicatriplev9802 I bet your hair looks like a tennis ball and you spend 23 hours arguing about something you know nothing about and is unbelievable left wing on twitter.

[@oliviac2585]

My favourite part is that they somehow included Prince Edward Island. Even "good" maps forget us sometimes.

[@dimitrimolotovvyacheslav4604]

As a Brazilian, I think giving stuff to Brazil is the best way to solve disputes By the way, isn't all of China disputed by Taiwan? Should Brasil just annex it?

[@royalhyena66]

Yes and Yes, along with mongolia and some parts of russia.

[@IAmGodHimself777]

@@royalhyena66 and Ukraine

[@yanwato9050]

also, both koreas claim each other's land iirc, so that's all going to brazil too

[@dimitrimolotovvyacheslav4604]

@@yanwato9050 leetssssss goooooo

[@Elix111]

​@@Lucas_Simonicountries hate eachother because of nukes? Just guve all of them to brazil

[@kevincronk7981]

Actually Brazil may possibly have claimed Hong Kong before, because there were times when the portuguese empire was really the empire of Brazil with Portugal as just one of its colonies, and Portugal did control Macau so it may have claimed Hong Kong at some point

[@fulana_de_tal]

Brazil was never the main kingdom of the Empire, the capital was Rio de Janeiro for a while, sure, but Brazil itself was only promoted to a "Vice Kingdom", so the full name of the Portuguese Empire was "United Kingdom of Portugal, Algarves and Brazil". Also i highly doubt that Portugal would try to claim Hong Kong when it had just fell under British control.

[@easytiger6570]

I mean, Portugal claimed the entirety of non Christian eastern hemisphere, so during the Napoleonic wars when the government was in Brazil it technically claimed Hong Kong

[@ninjawarrior8994]

You should send some of these to EmperorTigerstar. (If they weren't reviewed already) I wonder which ones would get the ever coverted Nope/10.

[@isaacbobjork7053]

I think some of them has been in Tigerstar's videos

[@asdfghjklyfyfyv]

@@isaacbobjork7053 like the one in the thumbnail

[@Pigraider268]

He doesn't need to do anything. He "can", but not "should"

[@Eothok]

@@Pigraider268 It’s a common expression used to convey a suggestion. Don’t lecture people on the English language if you don’t speak it.

[@ronweasley1354]

For the first map, Russia does go further north, but the top of the flag is white so you can’t even see it, still a bad map obviously though

[@CrotchetRest]

The fact, that the top of the Russian flag is white, is not the issue. They really just erased Russia's black border. If you take a look at Canada or Finland, they do have black border in places where white color of their flag meets the ocean.

[@Jakau-q8i]

First map also shows Libya with green flag, that was used during Gaddafi rule. So, apparently this map were made before 2011. That's also why there's no South Sudan.

[@jnmsks6052]

For the first map, based on what it says on the bottom, it's showing where you can send money. For that reason, it's not odd to me that Greenland is missing entirely, same with South Sudan, but it seems unlikely that the company in question can handle transactions to almost every country, but not somewhere like Denmark or New Zealand. This doesn't appear to be Western Union, though, so maybe the company in question doesn't have the ability or authorization in the places that don't appear.

[@fozzybear8001]

I just thought to myself how you would make a great geography teacher. Then I realised you are one.

[@metal_pipe9764]

He is?

[@RaduRadonys]

@@metal_pipe9764 Yes, most of them, because some of the personalities have some homicidal ideation.

[@metal_pipe9764]

@@RaduRadonys how does homicide have anything to do with this?

[@RaduRadonys]

@@metal_pipe9764 You referred to him with "they" so I assumed he has multiple personalities, which in general include a few with homicidal intentions, usually.

[@metal_pipe9764]

@@RaduRadonys there, I fixed it

[@RedCruuve]

I keep trying to make sense of the 2:07 map and just can't. It seems to use a bunch of flags and general borders from the 19th century, such as using the Brazilian Empire flag, The German Empire flag, the Qing Dynasty flag etc. But then you look at Morocco's flag and it's represented with a flag that hasn't been used since before the United States even existed, and then there's other inconsistencies like why is the Dutch South Africa flag on Madagascar even though that was never a thing? All of these would mean that the caption is just blatantly wrong. But even if the caption was right and this is like a political-influence map, it still makes no sense

[@jsssss2674]

It is an alternate history map. Which means political bounderies are meant to be different from our real world.

[@RedCruuve]

I guess it makes sense but i wish it had context

[@kevincronk7981]

@@jsssss2674 but then how is Italy in East Africa and Austria-Hungary exist, Italy barely beat Ethiopia and couldn't have stayed there and everyone in Austria-Hungary hated the Austrians they wouldn't have kept their empire

[@Tingleton11]

maybe its a map of 2012 the disaster movie I don't know why it would be a map of that or why its so weird, but that's what came to mind.

[@punished4890]

4:06 Apart from thefact that it is visually making me sick, IT ISN'T EVEN CORRECT. Moldova's and Romania's police will bust your nuts if they catch you hïgh or dealing it.

[@brandonm8901]

That size comparison site is really interesting. I am ready to waste far too much time on that

[@thegarry7542]

What is it called? I can’t see the website name in the video.

[@lordcommandernox9197]

Where in the world is Marijuana legal? _Sweats profusely and deletes Portugal, procedes to try and sink Spain into the Mediterranean, it's now combined with italy and France._ 4:00

[@jamestay2377]

Toycat: Theres nothing wrong with the marijuana map. Meanwhile: Thailand legalises marijuana

[@sagbon98]

Spain decided to Italy

[@crazyraptor2907]

The map on the thumbnail is definitely picked from whatifalthist that Turkish empire is a dead giveaway

[@restonin4911]

The first map of them all is I think a map of countries you are able to transfer money to, so that's why Denmark isn't in it because, for some fucking reason, you can't transfer money to Denmark and all of the pacific thing east of Papua New Guinea, also there is a part of Russia you said there wasn't, it's just white and camouflages itself in the paper Edit: grammar

[@___E]

"How did France lost Europe but moved to Chad" Free France in WW2:

[@Immortalcheese]

There's a whole meme about how many world maps accidentally forget New Zealand. New Zealand apparently campaigned about it to raise awareness that, yes, they exist

[@youmeandgravity]

That 2012 map of the world looks like someone downloaded the map of the end of their Victoria 2 campaign and made it into a flag map

[@sohopedeco]

From 1815 to 1822, Macau actualy belonged to Brazil, given Rio became the capital of the Portuguese Empire.

[@kevincronk7981]

It was even the empire of Brazil at one point, and for a time Portugal was basically a colony if not officially one which it may have been

[@TheLocalLt]

@@kevincronk7981 Brazil was never the main kingdom even when the king fled to Rio, then later on when they got Portugal back, the crown prince declared Brazil’s independence as the Empire of Brazil, but claimed none of Portugal’s other colonies nor Portugal itself

[@JediSimpson]

18:00 - My 7th great-grandfather was imprisoned for one year in 1794 for bigamy.

[@missa2855]

5:20 I think when that map was made Denmark still owned Norway and Southern sweden.

[@IAmGodHimself777]

You Danes will never get either of us

[@BryndanMeyerholtTheRealDeal]

Does a world map of administrative divisions (states, provinces, prefectures, oblasts, etc.) exist anywhere on the internet?

[@alekus3643]

0:15 Also no new zealand, no madagascar… NO TAIWAN????? Edit: I commented this too early, he noticed most this later

[@HMWAA]

the 3:55 map is weird because spain is moved to under italy, belgium and netherlands are missing, so is western africa and ecuador is missing

[@alexhajnal107]

00:19 They also added a blue, white and red blob north-east of Spain.

[@ruairi9558]

4:20 “there any no other issues anywhere else” spain: “do i exist”

[@yejikai]

4:17 Wait, what? Spain (is bordering Italy now, for some reason), Portugal, Ecuador, Mauritania, Guinea, Guinea-bissau, Cape Verde, Côte d'ivoire, Sierra Leone, Liberia, The Gambia and Senegal are missing

[@Yora21]

First map: That's also not the flag of the country of Germany.

[@isaacbobjork7053]

Denmark used to own what is now the south of Sweden, so they used to definitely border Sweden

[@rasmusn.e.m1064]

Especially at the time the map was made. Denmark only lost those parts in 1658.

[@dblcherry]

how is some dude talking greenscreened in on google maps getting sidetracked for 15-20 minutes one of the most entertaining things on this website

[@TheSilliestPumpkin]

Things wrong with the map at 1:07 1. Some of Canadian islands are gone 2. Greenland is gone 3. Libya has its old flag 4. Norway’s and Sweden’s flags are weirdly cropped 5. Some of northern Russia is missing, also the flag is weirdly cropped too. 6. Solomon Islands, Fiji, and New Zealand are missing. 7. There is no Hawaii 8. South Sudan is no more 9. Australia’s flag is also, once again, weirdly cropped. 10. Canada’s maple leaf is off-centered. 11. Falklands is gone. 12. Denmark is gone. That is all I can find.

[@Evan-I]

13. Argentina’s sun looks hand drawn 14. Australia’s flag as well as Mexico, Brazil and almost all the Stan countries are crooked or scaled weirdly 15. They used an outdated Mauritania flag 16. A bunch of flags have too light or too dark colors 17. Iraq doesn’t have that flag anymore Side note: this mad doesn’t look like a recent flag, if you see it, look for the year it was made

[@greenfigaro9624]

If I'm remembering correctly, The Queen is portrayed on Solomon Island currency. Something, something, the only currency where she is portrayed smiling. Also, welcome to Las Vegas.

[@SolarisGO]

Toycat: why does bigamy need to be a law Also Toycat: has hundreds of channel wives

[@skypig]

When you said give Macau to brazil, technically there was a period of time from which the kingdom of Portugal was ruled from Brazil due to a Spanish invasion, and Portugal held Macau at this time thus there was a point in history during which Brazil ruled Macau

[@Cortov]

If you're talking about the period roughly between 1808 and 1822, it wasn't a Spanish invasion, but a French one. In 1808 France was enforcing the Continental Blockade and Portugal refused to comply because they were very dependent of the UK. When the French invaded Portugal the Court fled to Brazil, which became an united kingdom alongside Portugal and the Algarves, so the Court could rule Portugal even though they were in a colony. The Spanish Army did in fact participate in the invasion of Portugal alongside Napoleonic forces, but it was mainly French; additionally, "Spanish Invasion" could easily be confused with a period from 1580 to 1640 when Spain ruled over Portugal and it's colonies (a.k.a. the Iberian Union), including Brazil and Macao, because the King of Portugal died and the country went through a succession crisis.

[@shadoww7301]

16:11 wtf is a "vanattu"?

[@wintermelon800]

Fun fact I'm going to Vegas in a few weeks

[@joaopedrocruz6432]

In the marijuana map Brazil is in the wrong color,is not illegal to use but selling it is illegal. It is just that the drug user isn't criminalized (normally) whatever the drug used.

[@alison7222]

The ottoman empire returned in the 2nd map. (Well, some of it)

[@zappababe8577]

Antarctica is also missing on the first map. 7:59 "If you look at the world right now" - focuses on Birmingham - finally some recognition!

[@diogorodrigues747]

00:59 That is a commercial map about money exchanges. Probably those countries are not there because the company that made that map doesn't work in those places.

[@jellieslumpie]

I loved the fact that the Netherlands was not included in the map where in the world Marijuana is legal 🚲

[@iagocity]

4:19 what happened to the Iberian Peninsula (Spain and Portugal)? 😂😂

[@brentsnocomgaming7813]

10:42 What website is that?

[@memediatek]

13:30 We all know that London is everything south of Watford

[@UnderfundedScientist]

Today I learned if I need a treasure maps credibility evaluated Toycat is yes

[@HighInquisitor35]

You passed over Spain being attached to Italy on the marijuana legalization map

[@sshadyh]

I love his honesty about giving him money haha

[@mesosoup9343]

Next time you're in Idaho, HMU, love your vids

[@ghostgamer2524]

4:39 "Perfect as it should be" No equador, Spain is in italy for some reason, Portugal doesn't exist, No benelux, And no western africa What a perfect world

[@hugoyu2001]

10:23 By the way there are no direct flights from Australia to Brazil (not 100% sure about other countries in South America). You have to fly to the US first, completely missing Antartica. It would be cool to be able to fly over Antartica to Brazil though someday

[@d.c.8828]

"Countries arranged by geographic location" cracked me up way harder than it should have

[@jeffkaylin892]

You Nought-y Boy! You promised to say Zero. But Americans don't even bother: we just say "point 2" instead of "zero point two". Love these. I'll see if I can bump up to a 2-kabob level (a Lobster Roll is still a bit steep).

[@cuff1626]

We went from stupid maps to genius ideas how to solve global issues. 🇧🇷👰

[@bealu9459]

3:00 Grand Colombia reunites :D

[@Andy-WanKenobi]

1:40 just noticed apparently east Germany conquered all of Germany

[@Evan-I]

That is not the East German flag

[@misanthrope8803]

Bad map series are the best

[@bod-7268]

I love how the first map Libya has the old flag where it's plain green

[@michelletuband]

1:30 Of course Argentina/Inti/the Flag Sun is happy because they have eaten Falkland Islands. That's why Falklands aren't on the map. Also, Germany never goes with the Eagle on their flag ever.

[@planatgame]

6:00 France: I am not found

[@agent-65]

1:25 They've solved the fu- falkland islands conflicts

[@pythonicdemon1200]

12:41 idg it nevada is bigger than the uk?

[@Y.d.o.b.o.n]

Why are the pyramids of Giza not in the British museum? Because they are too heavy to move

[@problemsolver3254]

7:35 no no no you min under stand brazill has been given to hong kong

[@WhimsiCrystal]

NOOO NOT NEW ZEALAND AGAIN also 4:20 “everything is perfectly as it should be”

[@Redarmy1917]

Oliver Cromwell has something to say about the Queen not being able to commit crimes.

[@DaSplorchedOne]

12:37 Aren't maps distorted in a way where they stretch more towards the edges to account for the globe shape of the planet?

[@ReeseHolmes]

What is the name of the website where he compared the size of Switzerland to other places?

[@alex_mcburney]

“How do you just delete France” my dream has come true, France is finally gone

[@pizzagroom6221]

Honestly, I'm not gonna argue with the map around ~2:12. It seems like the super power's area of influence area is at least close ENOUGH to the area's they are depicted covering.

[@joaopedrocruz6432]

French Guinea is not in the French Zone of influence or the countries in Africa which use the french central bank.

[@wta1518]

Cuba is under the US.

[@plantlover711]

5:18 Denmark would have a border with Sweden in 1581 because Denmark controlled Norway.

[@godlymoose9118]

the more I look at the map at 3:24 the more I am convinced it is just a Victoria 2 game

[@d.salgado3527]

Yeah, It looks like some map game. Is there one where colonies are called 'dependent territories'?

[@kevincronk7981]

But then Italy would've been booted out of East Africa, they sucked at everything and after 2 tries barely beat some of Ethiopia by gassing them all.

[@alexhajnal107]

06:08 That map looks fine. Also, what's France?

[@fredd4320]

I love the weed map where half of Africa is gone 😂

[@eli8922]

On the 3rd map Spain is gone the low land country's are gone Korea is also united western Sara is gone along with morroco also Bahrain is missing. In the Caribbean. Most of the countries are gone. I just realized this sir Lanka is 4 cm off along with part of the island missing. And in South America Ecuador is gone and I'm not saying new zealands gone because toycats head is blocking it

[@planatgame]

4:15 Spain: I exist in dreams

[@justarandomchannel1319]

6:10 they didnt even remove corsica a part of france

[@monotonehell]

This video went places.

[@Melograno_Nellano]

The queen used the "never wanted" cheat code in real life and she's not even running around k!lling random people. What a waste!

[@jsmith498]

If I was the Queen I'd be helping myself to so many Mars Bars.

[@thebadlander3608]

2:07 alternate history is all I think LOL

[@mathieu3318]

1:09 you can tell libya has the gadaffi flag, and gadaffi was killed in 2011, you know what happened in 2011? south sudanese independance

[@metal_pipe9764]

16:23 it's because the uk asked nicely

[@deusgamer4922]

1:24 - “and as you can see they’ve solved the Falklands conflict by removing the Falkland Islands” uhhh **BASED?!** *yes this is a jreg moment*

[@bettercalldelta]

2:01 I wouldn't want to live in this alternative reality (the country I'm from explains why)

[@Idunooo]

6:10 what heppened to the islands of greece

[@Shadow_Drip]

Switzerland is the new unit of measurement.

[@iamfuzzydolphins7792]

But americans will use Nevadas.

[@taylanastan]

17:47 bi+gamy bi=double, two+ gamy coms from greek γάμος meaning marriage

[@radio_marco]

13:25 Yeah, London has the same population as the entirety of Switzerland. For me is that crazy. I'm swiss, the biggest city here is Zurich with 400'000 residents. How can a city be so gigantic? I know Tokyo is even way bigger but still. Man. 14:34 Wait, no!

[@IAmGodHimself777]

You don’t want to give Switzerland to Brazil?

[@zum9414]

The Marijuana map honestly made my eyes burn

[@nicholasharvey1232]

The first map reminds me of those online games where you have to name the countries missing from the world map...

[@a1945a]

6:00 ukraine and russia just got merged

[@danmarsh5949]

Are you back in Vegas, then? Or is the Nevada stuff in this video from when you were there a couple of weeks ago?

[@ibx2cat]

I am back

[@PhilippineYT_MGM]

4:19 No marraco, spain is under italy. Eqador does not exist, ect... ect...

[@rylantwohig8234]

12:00 what website is that

[@englishtwister]

5:23 CSAREN?