These People Survived WILD Situations

[@worm-king]

my biggest issue with daredevils like the one at 18:59 is not the danger they put themselves in but the danger they're potentially putting others in. like sure, he's on a motorbike which is a smaller and lighter vehicle than a car, but if you're going 250mph and hit a car, that car is gonna get fuckin' destroyed man. the motorbike rider is definitely gonna get the worse of it, but that doesn't mean the driver or passengers of the car are getting off scot-free. something to think about.

[@donpepe64]

I have heard stories of motorbikes moving at crazy fast speeds like those who crash into cars and end up cutting through said car like a knife. It's insane, I think a family was killed in that manner, thanks to some moron riding at dangerous speeds.

[@maucraft119]

lol, the plane hitting that one guy at 6:28 sounds exactly like when you block an attack with a shield in Minecraft xD

[@oMuStiiA]

I can't unhear that now lmao

[@serpicopiu3591]

*KTHUNK*

[@alexkunce2002]

YES

[@mightymeatymech]

"Remember seeing that? I don't" this line is taking me out

[@Breadknees_]

Oh my god okay I heard it too I thought I was insane

[@charlottefletcher9992]

After working with animals for some time now, I can say that most snakes are terrible aims 😂 and often get scared of their own food if they accidentally boop their nose

[@carved_cuts]

Fr. My gf owns a bunch of corns and one hognose. Ever since I've been visiting her, I've been learning how stupid and pathetic the little, danger noodles are. They all have one braincell and I love them for it. The corns love to climb but they are very bad at it and keep falling off their perches. The hognose has a "small creature = big angry" complex, puffs up it's cheeks, hisses angrily and bluff strikes to scare away IT'S OWN FOOD. Earning it the nickname "piss baby." Everyday I wonder how snakes managed to survive the dinosaur asteroid and never evolved much. I am also baffled as to how they could possibly survive in the wild.

[@Plvsh_fox]

@@carved_cutsselective breeding

[@carved_cuts]

@@Plvsh_fox The stupidity extends to wild snakes trust me

[@Plvsh_fox]

@@carved_cuts good to know. I’m also showing your comment to my dad because he absolutely refuses to touch one, he needs to know they can be silly goobers

[@carved_cuts]

@@Plvsh_fox That's awesome haha. Yeah snakes are generally harmless until they feel threatened or mistake your hand for food. If you leave them alone, they will most likely leave you alone too. Another fun fact is that snake keepers avoid live feeding and keep an eye on their snakes while they eat. Because apparently, this creature, which has evolved specifically to swallow things whole, CAN CHOKE TO DEATH ON FOOD... 😂💀

[@TheLadyCreepypasta]

That man with the bull moose... ;o; Good grief, he's lucky he didn't get gored! Or stomped to death! Moose can destroy you without a second thought. Leave wildlife alone, but especially the big ones.

[@twilightparanormalresearch186]

Being from Alaska originally I have experienced moose, he’s lucky it looked like it was faint charging

[@alexpencil]

6:27 Greg: "let's watch it one last time" **proceeds to watch it three more times** 😂😂

[@wheeze_sanchez]

I read this quote exactly as Greg said it

[@fireflyxsky]

I'm honestly surprised by how polite that moose was. He absolutely could have flattened that person, but he instead chose to scare the living daylights out of them. Props to the moose for being one of the most chill dudes out there. Wild animals are not here for our entertainment, a lot of people need to learn to respect them from a distance (even if it doesn't make for a cool picture or video). I liked the shark one though. A diver having a close encounter with a shark CAN be dangerous, and should always be treated as a hazardous situation, but that dude appeared more curious than aggressive. Could have been investigating what the diver was filming with, although it's also possible that it was trying to figure out what the diver was. Sharks are very curious animals, but god that would be such a stressful situation to be in! Snooty must learn personal space

[@bobojo6447]

that guy going 150 in his motorcycle was infuriating to watch. really liked this video, great idea

[@albtckl]

I agree 💯 And you know damn well that he wouldn't be the one who would be killed...it would be some innocent person just driving their car.

[@bluchismoon]

Oh, no. They would definitely get killed. There is no surviving on a motorcycle at that speed. They would just also mess up an innocent driver while getting killed. ​@@albtckl

[@alexander-zy7nt]

I only forgave it because it was George Michael he was listening to.

[@nessie6899]

@@albtcklif a motorcyclist hits a car at that speed they’re dead bro lmao. Motorcycles are like if cars had no safety measures there’s literally nothing protecting the rider

[@JustAGooseman]

@@nessie6899 Newtons Laws don't care if you're on a motorcycle, but at those speeds 1200lbs of sports bike slamming into your car is going to kill you.

[@captainteeko4579]

I’m sorry but that plane hitting that guy with the BONK noise has me in STITCHES IM FVCKING CRYING DUDE 😂😂😂

[@namelessxdread]

For me, it was more the fact that for a split second, he was completely airborne and horizontal before hitting the ground

[@mightymeatymech]

his COMMENTARY MAKES IT SO FUNNY LMAO

[@grace_bear44]

greg, i can’t tell you how happy i am to see your channel continue to grow. i’ve been here for a while and it seems with each new video there are more and more people here. so happy for you!!

[@Aethuviel]

Greg has the only reaction channel I watch or would ever watch.

[@noorz1163]

Who else feels that whenever greg posts, it’s time to hangout with him peacefully and chill?

[@De1u1u]

Hell yea like chillin with a good friend

[@alfredwaldo6079]

1:32 Dude why is this one here, that snake probably died of shame after missing him sevral times

[@Blackshadowguy]

😂😂

[@WolfBergMenace]

Bro I swear some people think "Herbivore = harmless" and then get surprised when an Elk charges them.

[@nobodyplaylists]

6:46 That's the reason I'll never ever go on rides like this (besides being afraid of heights).

[@JAMIOO]

O-: I’m subscribed

[@alexkunce2002]

I feel like people who aren't afraid of heights should have to say that. Being afraid of heights should be the standard, since it is perfectly logical. If you fall, you die! That's a good reason to be afraid!

[@BarterTown87]

It's you! I'm subbed :]

[@cherenkov_blue]

Famed playlist creator nobody, on my GregBroDudeMan?

[@Legendaryium]

@@alexkunce2002 yea but if you are afraid of the height in an airplane it really isn't. cause you know you are in an airplane and most likely, like 99.9999% likely not going to fall. so then it doesn't make sense to be afraid of the height

[@oMuStiiA]

I've driven tractors for a job before and another way those pilots messed up is they're not supposed to crop dust when there's someone in the field. That shit is bad to get on you. We had a pilot crop dust in a field that was too close to ours and it was reported as a near miss incident and we were told not to get out of our hagies (the cabins are filtered so they're safe) when it was happening and for a while after. And that wasn't even our field being dusted. The one on the left is dusting obscenely close to people exposed to the air. I'm guessing they were both being idiots, flying too low and too close showing off, and that's why the guy on the tractor was filming. Idk if that particular tractor has an enclosed cabin, but if anyone ever finds themselves in that situation, if there is a closed cabin GET INSIDE IT AND CLOSE THE DOOR. You do not want to get those chemicals on you.

[@MichaelaThisten]

Glad to have it on our food

[@HarunaNoJikan]

@@MichaelaThisten Gets washed off

[@null6353]

@@HarunaNoJikan not nearly enough.

[@twilightparanormalresearch186]

@@null6353proof?

[@michaelmann8800]

@@MichaelaThisten You can always have the alternative of crazy expensive food products with frequent shortages, certain things never available in your area because they weren't grown there, or whole crops obliterated by insects and disease. Or you could choose to give up whatever career you have and grow your own food. There are tradeoffs in life. These chemicals are safe WHEN USED PROPERLY. But you most certainly have a choice as to what you put in your body. Just be prepared to accept whatever the consequences of that choice are and don't expect cheap produce available year round. And I hope for your sake that whatever "organic" farm you purchase from has the good sense to not allow untreated fecal matter on their fields.

[@slytherinbabe3492]

Idk what kind of phobia this is... but the truck nearly falling into water absolutely terrifies me. Anything related to that is a big nope.

[@Chrys_thatsit]

same, my hands and toes were clenched fam.

[@Snape356]

Fear of heights mixed in with thalassophobia and a bit of submechanophobia too if the truck were to be underwater. I have all three fears and picturing the truck underwater if it were to fall 🤮

[@ThisIsAbstract]

Cars underwater freak me tf out

[@Snape356]

@@ThisIsAbstract Same, it’s freaky. Something that frightens me just as much are airplanes. I’m terrified of anything underwater, but especially cars and airplanes that don’t belong there

[@jujuexe]

i don't think it has to be a phobia. that's just fear. a very valid and rational fear.

[@zivamayne]

8:30 that fence + the perfect camera placement is diabolical😂

[@DavidDrouant]

It's a PSA on looking up

[@JackEverfree]

I remember the Reddit post. It was an old man’s property that people kept biking / riding on after missing the road turning. He put up the fence with warning signs on it but people kept hitting it so he put up the camera too.

[@partyghost3124]

I really went "oh my gosh, that could've been bad!" all through this video, thanks

[@nobodyplaylists]

Ah, nothing like watching heart-racing videos in the middle of the day 😄

[@Idontknowhowtobehuman]

Hey! I love your playlists, dude.

[@makaska5]

Whoa what a crossover

[@MonsterJuiced]

Perfect cameo

[@hieithefox]

Snakes usually don’t want to actually waste venom on a human they want to scare you away

[@CommanderWiggins]

Yeah it looks like the snake was bluff striking.

[@TonyShasta]

@@CommanderWiggins That's a thing for real?

[@straightwhitemale5753]

​@@TonyShastaYes. Hognose snakes will just slap you with their head making you think it struck.

[@Plvsh_fox]

@@TonyShasta fr fr, warning hisses, tags, longer bites, then full blown latching (usually stops at tags) plus most snakes aren’t venomous and don’t even have fangs

[@TonyShasta]

@@straightwhitemale5753 That's awesome. Good to know.

[@kickassninja831]

Thanks for reminding us where trains belong, Greg. I was really struggling there.

[@habibishapur]

6:28 you know his brain is cooked when he calls an actual sound a "sound effect".

[@JoelPersson-zi8jr]

I love when you release a new video during a sleepless anxiety-ridden night. Makes it easier to get through.

[@kclink1579]

10:53 Well, that explains it. The person in the car was playing a Star Trek game as a villain earlier that day and was still in Star Trek mode.

[@teslainvestah5003]

8:35 they're probably not stopping because of habit. I bet the gate is a new feature.

[@Dr.SamuelHayden]

Bro but how cant they see it from 50 meters away

[@HelpNut]

@@Dr.SamuelHayden Likely due to it blending in with the road, making it hard to see before it's too late.

[@strings1586]

​@Dr.SamuelHayden there's gravel on the road. You can clearly hear them hitting their brakes, but the gravel makes them slide.

[@plumdutchess]

They're going really fast and the gate is grey. They should have made it red and white.

[@JasonLihani]

Came for the Greg. Stayed for the snake bullying.

[@senocakamber]

You destroyed that snake

[@Blackshadowguy]

@@senocakamber 😂😂

[@danaj-b9452]

You manage to make videos that are simultaneously thrilling but also super cozy and comforting somehow

[@dallas6203]

i have no idea how you managed to find the street view in the bus clip but the effort that i'm imagining it took to find it has me rolling

[@wheelskellington3112]

perhaps trusting every individual person in the country to operate a car wasnt the best choice on how we handle transit

[@Habanero_Chi]

Greg, I ated a Tide Pod

[@Rizzbulla]

They're great, eat some more.

[@zivamayne]

Video proof?

[@CryBlueofZ]

God damn it

[@Autistech69]

I went to the hospital and they took my peepee:(

[@Blackshadowguy]

@@Habanero_Chi 😂

[@eduardoandreoli7302]

much love from brazil greg, youre a close friend, theres no choice

[@zivamayne]

Wait what

[@Panik637]

@@zivamaynethe friendship threat 😂

[@chaoticfroggo6852]

omg this was terrifying to watch. Greg you need to do another dozen of these videos

[@stantucker7674]

thanks for releasing a video on my birthday greg 👍 good shit

[@GregBroDudeMan]

Happy birthday! 🎉🎉🥳🥳

[@shunkerdoodle]

happy birthday dude! ^^

[@SwayzeConnor-n4m]

Happy late birthday!

[@thehypest6118]

So the one in England where the cyclist and the scooter go barreling into the metal gate, the story there is the road beyond the gate is private and google maps kept directing people down there and the owner of the land decided quite rightfully that he didn't want a load of strangers traversing his land every day, not to mention the countless cyclists that would trespass by going through there, so he quite legally put a metal gate in place to just let people know it wasn't a public path, the people crashing into the gate are regular trespassers on the day the gate was installed

[@IcharusLanding]

So rather than put up any kind of visible signs that it is private property, its better to put up a gate without any kind of marking at all, so that people who likely dont even know that it is indeed private property run into it at full force possibly killing them. For biking down a path that google has, however incorrectly, labeled as a legal route?

[@thehypest6118]

@@IcharusLanding there is a sign, people were willfully ignoring it

[@DanBCooper]

@@IcharusLandingit was painfully obvious, it’s literally next to a home. You have to turn off of the main road.

[@twilightparanormalresearch186]

@@DanBCooperand? I’ve seen bike paths do the exact same thing, they go behind houses then somewhere else

[@plumdutchess]

​@@DanBCooper Bike paths aren't roads. They can go off along a different route.

[@cataj6725]

I usually hate watching videos in English because it's not my main language (even though I don't have a bad level of English) ,but I discovered this guy yesterday and I love it!

[@Exel3nce]

Then learn to be better and have a wider range of content

[@Exel3nce]

@@lindsaynyhus2204 everything?

[@lindsaynyhus2204]

@Exel3nce "learn to be better" do you have any idea how idiotic you sound right now?

[@RedFalcon203]

One time I was on a FaceTime with my friend and he was sitting in his balcony, he fell. The phone landed upside down and he didn’t grab it for a full minute. I thought he died. Pretty stressful. 😅

[@iikittycatii]

15:16 lol the irony of your camera dying right after you said that

[@allieanderson4783]

Greg has a great balance of wholesomeness and dark humor that makes me feel more comfortable than usual laughing at people's pain lol WTF

[@bluknight99]

In the first one, LEOs are trained to approach a car during a stop on a busy highway on the passenger side for that exact reason.

[@nordwithnovelty]

I'm worried we didn't find out how either of the drivers did after that! But that makes sense for LEOs

[@Xfacter]

7:25 "Just had to comfort my friend today who couldn't even sit up straight because of how traumatized she was." "omg what happen to her??!?1" "She witnessed my near death experience. She's really been through alot today." 😐

[@agnoopinni]

Why did that snake come in on a mission personally attacking that guy instantly

[@straightwhitemale5753]

It looked like the garage door crushed it and when he moved it the snake panicked.

[@itsmxtwist]

The snake was more so trying to scare the guy off

[@herodoesstuff]

some of these are truly deeply horrifying, i can't imagine being the person hanging off that ride in the beginning. also imagine hitting a truck and watching it almost drive off the fcking bridge... those are scenarios i only see in nightmares. so so glad that person was rescued but i'd be scarred for life lmao

[@AllenI4three]

17:07 "Would I be, like, laughing in the moment, probably not." My brother in christ, it was the open ocean, under water, outside a cage with a shark! YOU would have died on the spot, Greg.

[@MegCazalet]

The motorcyclist flying through traffic singing George Michael at the top of his lungs chose an unexpected soundtrack for his dangerous stunt.

[@burntUmbra11]

You can tell the shark's just being a goof, it's got a big grin on its face! Love how the moose was like "sike!" and then left.

[@klbriceno1]

I don't know why but this video made me laugh more than usual. "I've been making up a lot of stuff today, a lot more than usual I'd say" lol

[@thisoneisforyoutube]

Honestly, you've gotta be one of my favorite creators. If I'm having a rough day or something bad happened, I always like watching your videos to cheer me up. Thanks for making content

[@Blackshadowguy]

@@thisoneisforyoutube me too

[@alfredxsiv]

2:21 this is just a guess, but it looks like the floor made it so the snake didn't have 'friction' to move/lunge properly. Snakes rely on friction between their scales and the ground/surface to move properly

[@AveSatan666tilbe]

the crazy motorcyclist going a million mph got me the most, like i was holding my breath and got all tense... what the HELL. I missed whether it was real or not??? either way, i hated it. A danger to themself yes, but what a crazy danger to others though.

[@JakJac980]

That snake came all hot and bothered and misssssssed

[@Guus115]

We all have our moments like that though

[@MrAdomus]

Watching Greg's calm commentary on wild videos is my Monday afternoon chill session. I always look forward to the new upload

[@gracekami4655]

The stupid snake part had me dying. "Oh my gosh I GUESS there's a snake." 😂🤣

[@scoutz0rs]

The holler as moose bro hits the ground lmao

[@adrianramirez2348]

"Waaaaaahh!!" Lol

[@Jeycasillas]

The guys monologue after being smacked by the plane!! 😂

[@AlexTommo]

4:44 the most genuine jaw drop I have ever seen in my life.

[@LosPatosPlaneanVenganza]

That snake has been really quiet since this video dropped

[@Hanna_Stefanowska]

You're still the funniest and most wholesome youtuber. Ily, please never change

[@Guus115]

He's probably already dm'ing minors 😢

[@alexandrahill9176]

Watching these was WILD! I hope you find more videos like this, these were fun to watch (especially knowing everyone turned out ok in the end).

[@drw650]

Woah, that was a crazy accident you survived there Greg. Im expecting mic-shaped bruising next vid. Glad you made it dude 👍

[@PatrickHogan]

Hey, Greg. You should look up how the inventor of the Segway died. You want to talk about cartoonish humor, that’s the pinnacle.

[@saraseifert6005]

Make it all up bro! Whatever makes you happy. Just don’t hurt others. Love your videos!

[@Logitech-F710_wireless_gamepad]

8:50 think about it the bar on the scooter is centred with person’s body so if that was a dude they might be feeling a pain not only in their ribs

[@Fireclaw24]

I like that these are my comfort videos even though his whole channel is talking about scary things lol

[@StarBrained]

I think we all came together for the thalassophobia and we stayed for the Greg, he’s pretty calming 😂❤

[@cherenkov_blue]

I felt those people getting clotheslined by the gate. Did that before on a bike trail in a state park, oh boy did it hurt. In my case, the gate was around a corner and downhill, so nobody ever slowed down. I have never seen that gate closed before or since, so I assume some bored kid did it as a harebrained prank. In any case, the bruise on my chest didn't go away for about three weeks.

[@toadcemetery]

8:57 I feel SO BAD for laughing at what happens, but god, just the way Greg pauses it and everything kills me

[@CelestiaQuinn]

2:36 this makes me think the snake has bad vision, like bad depth perception or something

[@GregBroDudeMan]

Oh no, I might’ve been bullying a blind snake I feel terrible 😭

[@PumpkinBean259]

Tbf most snakes can't see further than a few inches they which is why they stick their tongues out to get a sense for their surroundings

[@Henry-isfrog]

I mean, snakes literally go (temporarily) blind whenever they shed. Even so, it's a bit strange to assume that every individual is a peak specimen or in "good" health. Heck! They might have just woken up from a nap..

[@alexanderrogalla1011]

New fear: bags of flour moving at airplane speed. Snakes: off the list.

[@anamantics]

That guy was lucky that snake was trained by Stormtroopers

[@Carlito54541__]

9:06 it's grey and there's not much light, people don't expect someone putting fence there

[@christopherkennedy2462]

I got the ‘Scuba Dan Reference’ cause I’ve watched EVERY SINGLE GREGBRODUDEMAN video with my fiancée over the past 2 weeks. Thanks Gregbrodudeman. Anyone who prays, pray for my fiancée, she just got picked up by two ‘bailbondsman’ who were 20 - 25 years old, high out of their minds, on a charge that isn’t even a law anymore because she missed her court date. And she’s stuck in jail over the weekend because the ‘system is broke as a joke’

[@UntetheredSoul31]

Hey Greg! Would love more videos featuring this type of content, these all serve as a great minder to always be self aware/stay on your toes! (with some occasional humor)😅😬

[@noorz1163]

Greg posted, day made.

[@Meow-Meow501]

17:24 living near Yellowstone, you have no idea how often stuff like this is on the nightly news. It’s usually Bison though.

[@bluchismoon]

13:52 I'm confused as to why they're crop dusting while the guy is harvesting... There should not be anyone out there when they're spraying anything on a field.

[@china_sickness7005]

I feel like there is no safer place to be during a tornado than in a train. Ain’t nothing moving that unit of human engineering

[@twilightparanormalresearch186]

Well here in Oklahoma tornados do blow trains over and rear apart the light cars

[@MoUcHeE23]

Tornadoes most certainly can derail trains, it happens quite often in the US.

[@Frizzleman]

@@MoUcHeE23what? That’s terrifying

[@eetadakimasu]

"you got hit by a bus?!"..."ya, I walked right into it"😅

[@zoombeanie]

Ignore me ignoring everything that's happened in this video, but fun fact about Snooty! That is a shark the divers know! Hes a lemon shark and that species has been seen returning to people they’re familiar with and seeking affection and pets just like dogs! They'll even get jealous of other sharks getting attention and bump them out of the way lol. So don't worry he's being friendly

[@PrincessCelestia19]

Hospital staff: "What happened" "He got hit by a plane." Hospital staff: "😅 I'm sorry what?"

[@Thor_b]

I feel like this is a not .”specific” but somehow specific enough to make me think yeah this is totally something I could see you doing and myself tuning into regularly.

[@frejahertz3675]

All of these videos just cements the idea that being inside in my home watching gregbrodudeman at all times is safer than anything else

[@piedude229]

Just wanna comment to say that I love listening to your videos to relax after a long day. Thanks for being an integral part of my day!

[@ashleesmith580]

4:40 😮 I wasn't listening very well and upon first watching this, I fr thought it was a dummy doll. Omg. I'm glad everything was okay.

[@tic-tac-toebeanz]

new greg video day just got a million times better ❤

[@bucketheadkfc]

0:23 Dude was drifting and lost control at 40mph haha

[@neko8431]

Just in time! Your videos always help me relax before going to sleep

[@greasymoth4172]

the cyclist destroying barrier reminds me of the 11'7 bridge that was just obliterating semi-trucks

[@jeanlouisbaugnon]

So far this is your funniest video ever.😂

[@SealWithoutHat]

That cop possibly survive the most FATAL situation of his life.

[@darahughes2638]

Gosh these videos are so everything I could ever want in a KZbin video!

[@kclink1579]

15:22 Spider-man was on his day off

[@christopherkennedy2462]

You’re never talking to yourself. You are ‘resonating’ with us. And you are giving voice to those who are silent. The words you speak, are the words that are in our hearts silently waiting to be free, and when they come from you, it makes us smile. 🎉 😀☺️😊

[@Elliot_is_dead1]

this channel feels like Im just having fun watching content with my friend

[@kennethdaniel3889]

Greg, depending on how cold it is in the garage. Snakes can get sluggish and lethargic. It probably was scared and agitated.

[@MrDman21]

I miss when they had shows like this on TV, then you could get the VHS of those shows.

[@teirusureynard9279]

9:48 - while it is hostile, I also don't recommend going what looks like 40 down a sidewalk.

[@v.heywood]

"This is actually just comedy" fuckin ended me 😂

[@rosehipowl]

I actually have two! near miss-ish stories, one is mine and one is mine as a bystander. The first is mine. I went to college (UK college, so the last years of high school for Americans) in the nearby city, and both it and the college were big (for rural England). I walked like a couple of miles everyday, from the bus station across the city to whichever building I had class in first, and then I'd walk to the next one, etc., then walk home. The campus was big and spread out with actual buildings and businesses and roads in between, although it was mostly a few minutes' walk away - this isn't like a university campus, it's just school buildings spread out through a city basically. Anyway so I was walking by myself listening to music, this was a long time ago (2011? I think? possibly 2012/13?) so I was using an MP3 player. It wasn't loud enough to block out noise, I just had it on as background noise because it was like 5 mins' walk. To get to the main building where most of the subjects were taught, there was a big pedestrian crossing, which crossed three lanes of traffic, one going down and two going up. The amount of time the light stayed green was notoriously short, and you could wait there for multiple rounds of green/red cycles before actually getting across sometimes depending on how many people were in front of you. So I was walking about midday for my first class of the day, going from the bus station, and I'd reached this crossing. It was just green and I saw someone sprint across as I was walking up to it. I waited for a second and then decided to risk it. So I get *almost* the whole way across and the light changes. The car I was walking in front of in the first up lane beeps at me, I walk so I'm in between the two lanes going up, both with cars there. And then they both zoom off. I was trapped basically on the white line between the two cars as they sped off. My heart was racing. The next car let me pass and I crossed the rest of the way. As I was walking past this statue at the front of the college, two girls were sitting on it and one turned to the other and said "OH MY GOD!" and I literally just kept walking, and then I walked up six flights of stairs because I used to be too scared to use the lift, and then I collapsed outside the classroom out of breath and my heart racing and feeling like I should've died. And then I waited for another ten minutes by myself because I was early. My heart still races when I type that out, I legit thought I was going to die. I'm not a reckless person at all, so it's wild that I had an experience like this. The second story actually happened first chronologically, when I was a child. Small town, small roads, but we live next to the main road which is busy. No garage, so we kept the car a street or two away because that was the only place you could park. So we're in the car, I'm in the passenger seat (UK, so driver's side in America), and we're going through one of these small roads to join the main road again and get to the motorway. We're just stopping to join the main road when this teenage boy walks right into the car and the car rolls over his foot as we're slowing down. There was literally a face print of his face right on the window next to my face. He was hopping and clutching his foot, his friend was comforting him and they were shouting. I am a very empathetic person and was very upset and asked my father what happened and if we should make sure he was okay. My father is none of those things and said it was his (the boy's) fault because we were clearly driving there, which is correct, in hindsight he walked into the road without looking even though the car was so close to him, and then my father drove off and on we went to the same city the first story happened in. With the boy's smeared face print on my window, staring at me, and a pit in my stomach. What the boy and his friend did was stupid and hopefully they learnt a lesson to look for cars and not just blindly walk, especially because cars have been known to come speeding out of that section. What my father did is mean and emblematic of the reasons I'm estranged from him as an adult. Enjoy my memoirs! I need to try to remove some of this adrenaline from my body now :-)

[@Kittyrins]

Not setting up a trap for cyclists, it's stopping idiots from driving their vehicles down that pathway. Possibly when viewing it from the cyclist POV, the gate is invisible due to something in the distance camouflaging the view

[@moldymulder]

It's exactly this, it was trending on Reddit a few years ago and someone took a picture from the cyclist POV and you couldn't see the gate at ALL until they were almost right on top of it because there was a slope behind it that blended in with the gate.

[@Kittyrins]

@@moldymulder Thanks Mulder! ♥

[@Slimeience-v6q]

When is that cruise video coming? It better be long

[@HollypeñoAdventures]

My motto is it doesn't matter that you're right if you're dead. Even if I have right of way or a green I still look to make sure there's no idiots coming for me, especially as a pedestrian.