Oi Oi! You thought that the lockdown was gonna stop THESE THINGS SUCK!?!? NO NOT AT ALL! Thank you so much for watching the video and I hope you enjoyed it! Give some love to Rich who edited this and to yourself because you're a #biglej! Some of you will have missed it but in the live chat I said if this hits 10K likes then I'll do a cat reveal (got two cats here in Wales and I can confirm they are lovely) Make it happen to see my pus...no not gonna finish that line. Big love to you all, Jules xoxoxo
@birichinaxox99374 жыл бұрын
Jules. Cheers for your consistent kind mental health messaging. It is clearly important to you. It make such a difference. It is sometimes the only kind words we might here and any straw can help cling on for one more day. Even more so with the quarantine. All the best and please show us the pretty kitties.
@mpc5624 жыл бұрын
I do enjoy greatly the videos you host! No shade cast onto your talented partners at WhatCultureGaming, either. Also, thank you so much for the words of support & compassion you close out your videos with. Take care. Be well. Stay safe. And game! ✌🏾
@River-pg1uk4 жыл бұрын
Well it didnt stop your mom
@Tboss89104 жыл бұрын
Thanks Jules for keep doing what you love. And provide people with a nice positive message at the end of each video. Much love
@JonathanOduor4 жыл бұрын
Your sax playing is legendary!
@thejony54 жыл бұрын
What you said about harboring hate for someone really resonated with me. These videos have been a godsend during this lockdown but this one in particular made an impact at least to me. Thanks man, live long and prosper 🖖
@dakotaeekhof84634 жыл бұрын
Staying inside like a good noodle in quarantine vs going out and cracking open a cold one with the boys
@dgt834 жыл бұрын
Jules, I'm really enjoying the fact that you clearly have (like many of us) more time on your hands, and maybe going... a little...mad. It's entertaining to say the least. :-D
@10tonhamster4 жыл бұрын
BRING IN THE CATS!!!
@tyrant-den8844 жыл бұрын
"Just bring a gun, so your psychic Pokémon can instantly steal it from me."
@blaynsaw19904 жыл бұрын
Gears 5 ending, never felt so disconnected with a game’s protagonist as I did right there. Was a massive shame.
@AztecFlameGod134 жыл бұрын
If you’re talking about picking Jd or what’s his face I agree. I hate when non rpg games force you to make that kind of decision because of how it’ll affect the sequel. I don’t even think that many people chose what’s his face over Marcus Fenix’s literal son, his last remaining family after his father sacrificed himself,his best friend who’s like a brother also sacrificing himself, and finally his wife dying offscreen. I wasn’t gonna give Marcus more suffering even if I find jd kind of annoying.
@ncombs19864 жыл бұрын
@@AztecFlameGod13 What was disappointing for me was the scene after you make your choice. After seeing both versions, there's not much difference between them other than Marcus' reaction if you chose JD. The other guy's name is Del btw.
@oxic884 жыл бұрын
I love all of content WhatCulture produces for us, but I have to say everything Jules creates/is a part of really makes my day. Absolute MVP in my book! Just wanted to put that out there. If you see this, Jules, you’re awesome. I think I speak for a lot of people when I say that. Cheers buddy!
@joaquimdlampreia4 жыл бұрын
As an actual sax player I can say with confidence that Jules as a bright future in the business
@MishraArtificer4 жыл бұрын
As another actual sax player...his hands are too high.
@joaquimdlampreia4 жыл бұрын
@@MishraArtificer not for some models of the soprano
@randomnerd34024 жыл бұрын
Sax or sex. What about saxophone sex
@CwayNJ6094 жыл бұрын
WOAH! JULES, GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN! My mom said you and her split up!!
@tazdivil65274 жыл бұрын
Oh god XD
@inferior-penguin86614 жыл бұрын
Smack a pair of balls against my forehead, I appreciate each and every video you put out. When you said that little rant about Bandersnatch and the illusion of free will it hit hard. I live in the USA and I am unsure if you are following what is happening here, but it is really bad. We are basically at the moment where if we don't choose protesting and resistance we are looking down the barrel of losing any Democratic choice. I really appreciate every outro you do as well, I find myself welling up with tears because it sounds as if you understand the struggle. That struggle is real and hearing you speak from the heart makes many of us feel like we aren't alone in all of this, so for all that you do I sincerely thank you.
@jamesbiering25894 жыл бұрын
This one made me laugh my ass off even more so then you normally do Jules. Thanks man I really fuckin needed a good laugh after this bulldick of a day.
@guyinapandasuit26914 жыл бұрын
The biggest Arse on the whole WC crew has the biggest heart. I genuinely appreciate and love these outro messages
@howdabowdix4 жыл бұрын
The Infamous series has some pretty lame "moral" choices that decide whether you become a hero or a villain. The choices in the first Infamous were particularly bad because doing anything to help yourself is portrayed as evil. In one of them, you're forced to choose which to save from certain death: your girlfriend, or a small group of total strangers. I don't think it's evil to choose the girlfriend, but the developers apparently do. They even punish you for it by having her treat you like a scumbag for saving her and dump you like a sack of moldy potatoes. Great games for the most part though
@SlaveKnightGael15794 жыл бұрын
It’s not evil for choosing your girlfriend, it’s because you let 4 people die to save just one.
@tastyloaf54874 жыл бұрын
@@SlaveKnightGael1579 Still stupid.
@Dreadjaws4 жыл бұрын
@@SlaveKnightGael1579 It's still not evil. You were doing it out of love. Most people would do the fucking same in real life. If there's a crisis, what's your priority, your loved ones or a bunch of strangers? It's a stupid moral choice. A better idea would have been having one of those strangers be an important character that can help stop the villain. That way you actually give some importance to the other characters, and your girlfriend has a valid motive to be upset, that you could have stopped all this and didn't.
@asasiot39494 жыл бұрын
Saving 4 lifes vs saving 1 life. I wouldn't like to meet you in real life if you're so fucking dumb
@chongwillson9724 жыл бұрын
@@@Dreadjaws "your loved ones or a bunch of strangers?" you mean doctors , who can save thousands of life ? that's a good moral choice , you either save your girlfriend or the doctors .
@ariB654 жыл бұрын
Not one mention of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt? The absolute king of moral choices, some of which can suck to be forced to choose between.
@learnthetrade4 жыл бұрын
Right???
@thebigsad94634 жыл бұрын
I always purposefully go for the wrong ones and end up killing the entire city
@utisti49764 жыл бұрын
In Divinity Original Sin II, you could gas an entire city and wander through the aftermath. Sounds like a game just for you. :P
@SCM1384 жыл бұрын
You would like graystillplays
@tastyloaf54874 жыл бұрын
Well, we've all blown up Megaton at some point.
@edbrunov56534 жыл бұрын
I'm happy with the way the walking dead telltale games did it - all I was told was my experience would change based on my choices, that's exactly what happened. I was best bros with Kenny in my playthrough, helped him deal with loss but my friend hated the murdering coward - we each had completely different feelings towards the character as we played. Could it have been done better? Yes, very much so. Very, very much so haha! But did I make choices that affected how I played the rest of the game? Also yes.
@christopherjudge5984 жыл бұрын
You’re messages at the end of your videos recently have been giving me some well needed hope through these trying times. Thanks you do much.
@Dr.D.M.4 жыл бұрын
The talk about machinations & free will reminded me of one of my favorite games series that is likely not coming back anytime soon, Legacy of Kain, nice, dark, gothic, full of y’all about free will and lack thereof. Great stuff, thanks.
@chisaten4 жыл бұрын
As usual, your endings are one of the best parts of my day. ❤️
@franieLikesKdrama4 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to say,that I really enjoy the advice that you always give on the end of your videos.That helps me a lot to have an positive outlook on life, and it makes me hate myself less.Thank you so much
@254Cameron21134 жыл бұрын
Just wanted to drop some love for ya from Texas. Always stay positive, self-aware, and love what you do. The wife and I love you too bro; stay safe, stay strong.
@poeticicerants73274 жыл бұрын
As soon as he said wet bread I lost it. I’ve never realized how horrible that could be until that moment🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@JohnnyProctor94 жыл бұрын
There were a couple of episodes of the Pokemon anime where Team Rocket used guns, one was to hold up a supply shop (in the Squirtle Squad episode) and was edited for Western audiences and the other was when they held a park ranger hostage in an attempt to abduct a rare and endangered Pokemon (Dratini) from the Safari Zone...that episode was simply skipped in the West and never translated, which is a shame because that's the one where Ash caught his 30 Tauros.
@WolfmansSunDesigns4 жыл бұрын
I love your guys videos. Thanks for keeping up the content during these hard times.
@vipulgupta43484 жыл бұрын
That sax was amazing. Also I hate the choice in RDR2 too because it means Arthur's actions are never addressed directly again but just vaguely.
@GabePuratekuta2 жыл бұрын
RE: The choices at the beginning. I'd have chosen eating glass as it's the only one you'd be able to recover from.
@merchantfan4 жыл бұрын
Is anyone else confused about the bandersnatch one? Bc most of your choices *totally* matter? There's so many different endings you can based on what you choose and how many times you replay? You can get him to get an A on his video game by having him go insane, you can end up with a 4th wall breaking ending, you can have him die, his friend can die, or you can get what I'd consider to be the 'true' ending with the mom (especially how the music changes.... :( ).
@Schedelke4 жыл бұрын
"I'm a dickhead, now give me an egg!'
@Tom1kr4 жыл бұрын
In the second army of two, almost all choices are story wise, neither here nor there. Yes if you choose the "good" choices the mercy and decent ones, there are lookups that you will get that, you won't if you choose the other option. But story wise not so much. For example, the first choice comes after you complete the training level. You are told that you client wants you to kill your guide. If you choose kill well he dies. But if you choose to spare him, you se a video of him escaping, go to a Pacific island with money in a bag, then you se him sleep in a chair at the beach, then a guy comes out of the ocean with a gun and yeah Guess the rest. All are like that choose good see some thing bad happen, choose bad and see something bad happen.
@roccaflocca43124 жыл бұрын
Bandersnatch was absolutely a video game, and I... Completed It.
@doctorleak53124 жыл бұрын
This is the most tamed in anger I've ever seen Jules I guess the cats and partner are helping keep him calm
@SyIzumakai4 жыл бұрын
I legit thought that he had a kitchen phone going off and was trying to ignore it like the cats.
@anthonygrinnell54234 жыл бұрын
I'm a dickhead, now give me an egg. The things I do😂
@dyrcosis4 жыл бұрын
"I'm a dickhead, now give me an egg." Because of the opening sequence and Jules's imaginary sax! :D
@lucasbacker77784 жыл бұрын
I'm a dickhead, now GIVE ME AN EGG!
@buddabudda4 жыл бұрын
Wait, there was an option with Conrad Vernor that DIDN'T involve pulling a gun on him? Weird...
@thiagopassinato4 жыл бұрын
Brazilian here, and I just love the ending messages from Jules
@Liberty_Bull4 жыл бұрын
I had this playing while taking a shower and that phone ringing bit came on just as I had shampoo all over my head so I couldn't open my eyes and see why my phone was ringing lol
@drewtheunspoken39882 жыл бұрын
So that's what Conrad Verner was talking about? I played straight Paragon and thought he was talking about the part where Shepard posed for a picture by holding his gun out. I wondered where his delusional take came from.
@626Pennywise4 жыл бұрын
Fable 2, forget about all the people that died in the spire. I love that dog
@pinktribble4 жыл бұрын
Damn right!
@trappsouldonley27094 жыл бұрын
So burnt out on the traditional list especially since so many pages pump out multiple every day, I'm love this approach Jules, miss you over on WC Wrestling would love to hear your AEW opinions but you're knocking it out of the park over here on the gaming side!
@nobodyfamousX4 жыл бұрын
I thought my phone was ringing when the "dial a dickdead" thing first started.
@neonmole94534 жыл бұрын
I'm confused, how can you ever have an impact on a moral choice on a TV show?
@EduardoWeidmanBarijan4 жыл бұрын
Nice intro. What about the moral choice after QUBE 2? Or the Turing Test? Sometimes the game just wants us to feel really bad even though nothing matters.
@danbritton37544 жыл бұрын
I honestly don’t see an issue with the game of thrones choice in context of both the game of thrones world and Ramsey Bolton the character. If anything I think it’s brilliant in its execution. The guy is a monumental jerk in both books & tv and the fact that there is no real way to survive this encounter helps cement that about Ramsey in game and that no matter what you do Ramsey is the true one in control of your destiny in that situation. So him killing you makes a tonne of sense within the world of game of thrones and to be able to escape that outcome in game diminishes the character development of Ramsey in the larger narrative.
@tastyloaf54874 жыл бұрын
I agree, I think the Walking Dead examples were way better -- whenever you have to choose to save someone in the WD games, the person you save will still die at some point anyway.
@northwind984 жыл бұрын
I come to Jules' videos for the humour and stay for the outros. Keep spreading that positivity my friend.
@joelvaldez86884 жыл бұрын
I thought this was going to be a list but there was so much extra stuff I gave up
@jorgelara-maldonado38604 жыл бұрын
That phone call in the middle scared the hell out of me. Like wtf
@toddhanzlik15164 жыл бұрын
Jools, didn't you know that the height of futility is having a favorite Game of Thrones character? Lol everybody dies!
@obamastrollaccount43594 жыл бұрын
Even the series died
@Skrempl4 жыл бұрын
Jules's outros are my favorite. So wholesome, which is a breath of fresh air.
@michelletubbspatkins46144 жыл бұрын
''I'm a dickhead now give me a egg''
@grcobra78584 жыл бұрын
I mean the piranha plant gotta eat too right....sorry jules😂😂
@RaysRandomWorld4 жыл бұрын
Saw the Dark Room 2 years ago at the magic madhouse store in London, had no idea what to expect but was amazing, then saw Darren at comic con the next day. Was a good weekend.
@trodat074 жыл бұрын
Fallout 3, the Tempeny Tower quest. You are told the humans comfortably living there are evil and racist and evil so you have to help the poor sewer ghouls get in. The thing is, Tempeny's argument is that both groups aren't compatible and mixing them will only bring dread for one or another, while ghouls say that's xenophobic horse crap and everything's gonna be alright for everyone. You don't help the ghouls, the game makes you feel evil and racist and evil; you help the ghouls and so time later there's no more humans living in the Tower because they all have been forced out or something else. According to the quest's own failed plot, Tempeny's was right all along. In second place, the Incubus in Witcher 3. There aren't wild incubus out there to get an unique ingredient from and the only two you encounter are in a distressful situation where you have to choose between helping them and missing the ingredient forever or getting the ingredient but feeling awful afterwards.
@trodat074 жыл бұрын
Succubus, whatever tf
@DopeArt134 жыл бұрын
I’m a dickhead, now give me an egg. Lmao
@grizscrumptious28684 жыл бұрын
Choosing Farid or Harper in Black Ops 2 was pretty hard because you need to save Farid for the good ending.... but ya know... the other option is Michael Rooker......
@jimmychangaxl7344 жыл бұрын
For your next top 10 you should do “top 10 video game antagonists/protagonists, it doesn’t matter which one .
@leegibson61233 жыл бұрын
Can we see more John please? He’s funny!
@SixshotRevan4 жыл бұрын
So if you didn't let Conrad Verner live to see Mass Effect 3, I don't suppose you learned about his Ph.D. in Dark Matter that can be used as research on the Crucible. (If you did a bunch of corresponding random side quests in Mass Effect 1 that helps him finish his research that is. It's weird.) He also apologized to me for saying I stuck a gun in his face when I hadn't. He only gives you an extra 5 points or so of Galactic readiness, but the thought of getting anything useful out of Conrad at all is slightly mind-blowing.
@joeforgione81714 жыл бұрын
Almost got spoiled because I don’t know how to not want to see an imaginary sax.
@bennysnickers78864 жыл бұрын
Can we take a moment to appreciate just how funny this video is.
@lostfelinepiesh69174 жыл бұрын
Came to see if the neighbors would pop in to find out why he kept yelling about sucking....but come to think of it that's probably the normal state of things
@tranz2deep4 жыл бұрын
The meaningless choice thing has always annoyed me. Hated it in Bioshock Infinite, t'was enough to nope me out of even playing Game of Thrones... Actually, I'll add to it. Forced choices that don't fit into a setting are even worse. Fallout 3; The final choice had many alternative solutions that were denied for no good reason. Fallout *_4_* had the infamous Hole In The Wall quest with a "bug" virtually guaranteed to stick you with a permanent 10% off your health or selfishly dooming Austin Engels. That was on goddamn *_PURPOSE_* and you'll never convince me otherwise. Don't even get me started on the Fridge Kid. Ghouls don't work that way! If the kid had survived 210 years in a fridge at all it would have been as a Feral. Setting breaks for a stunt, jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!!
@jamesbiering25894 жыл бұрын
Shoot a bullet, throw an axe. Now watch me play this imaginary sax!! Lmmfao!! Best freestyle line OFFFF AAALLLLLL TTT.... the lines ever fuckin dropped!!
@michaelbriganti78124 жыл бұрын
is it just me or are their videos better during this whole quarentine thing haha
@Esiaa3 жыл бұрын
Ah, so that explains why Conrad always says I was a jerk even tho I was a paragon... I still don't regret shooting him. He annoys me as much as Miranda does with her 'legacy' talk (in BOTH games).
@15UGADawg4 жыл бұрын
“I’m a dickhead, now give me an egg!”
@barmyleavis2 жыл бұрын
The infinity of wet bread made me evil chuckle
@goskate20204 жыл бұрын
Yo not gonna lie the Intro was so cringe I got mad
@FnRenner4 жыл бұрын
Agreed. It got old in 4 seconds flat, bro
@ns05572124 жыл бұрын
It actually was okay with all the Jules making fun of jokes but ya tad long. Hey isolation makes us all mad I think
@animeuberfan4 жыл бұрын
can we get a download link for the outro sax? i would love to have that tune :3
@caseyhall23204 жыл бұрын
I really like this guy's wholesome endings.
@redtango94724 жыл бұрын
Sax song is : Jincheng Zhang - Plate
@mrreasonable74614 жыл бұрын
I don't know. That Piranha Plant looks really hungry.
@hotdognl704 жыл бұрын
Your piranha plant abuse prevented me from liking. But then the outro... You blackmailed me for my like! Well played!
@UnknownUnknown-dk1qg4 жыл бұрын
I've been looking for what John and the old Ginx TV presenters have been up to so this was a lucky collab for me😂
@ztothepunk4 жыл бұрын
I laughed in let's go when jessie and james were like "hey, were bigger than you" and they just nab you and take you to Giovanni
@lightninglj3 жыл бұрын
My shepard: punches reporter in the face, shoots conrad in the leg *Puts on sunglasses* *Pops collar* Renegade life
@johndyer414 жыл бұрын
Juuls you magnificent genius man. Loved your show at the bat cave with your Mrs. Let's not forget the Dlc for Mass effect 1 and 2 where the REAPERS come and u have the illusion choice to Try to save the alien planet before blowing up a relay station
@klissattack4 жыл бұрын
I was told if you left the game on the opening screen for 3 hours and then clicked start on the venusaur, then you can join Team Rocket. I tried and it did not work
@PavelKrypto4 жыл бұрын
John Robertson? Excellent! The Dark Room is one of the funniest shows I've ever seen. On a few occasions!
@aSinisterKiid4 жыл бұрын
haha that actually got me to hit the like button. Well done Jules you mad lad
@Brettxlol4 жыл бұрын
I remember when john used to host supanova in Australia.
@DiamondDogApollo4 жыл бұрын
Grand Theft Auto IV. You either get the girl only for her to be murdered, or your cousin gets murdered and the girl abandons you.
@genki234 жыл бұрын
We hope you are doing good Jules!
@rynot74174 жыл бұрын
I'll give you a like Jules my boy! You're a legend and always deserve a like!
@Lrbearclaw4 жыл бұрын
I would love to promote Dial-A-Dickhead with a shirt because, well I too am a dickhead.
@gamersmudngrubshow61194 жыл бұрын
You are easily one of my favorite youtubers on one of my favorite channels. I think that you have entertaining, consistent, and quality content and have plenty of laughs in your videos. Keep up the good work, mate.
@IAmTheAce54 жыл бұрын
I thought you were going to talk about choices where you relate to either side of a conflict between npc factions: The Outer Worlds is my exemplar, where, without a little risk-taking, you're forced to screw someone you might like or have mercy for.
@nitro_anh4 жыл бұрын
"I'm a dickhead, now give me an egg"
@roguefreeman11804 жыл бұрын
your not wrong about rdr2 but i wanna play devils advocate here.. i dont think its about the outcome, and more about who you decide you want Arthur to be. is he going to be the same brutal mostly selfish man from the beginning of the game, or has he grown to be better than he was? and by giving the player a say in that deepens your bond with Arthurs character.
@UKStudiosNE4 жыл бұрын
I don’t usually like videos when people ask but the way he asked made me like the video for once 😂😂😂
@Courtney-Jai4 жыл бұрын
This is why I like you baldie even from self isolation you go above and beyond to make a class video.
@shaolinshefgaming4003 жыл бұрын
"Adidos and noike" lmao
@emacgregor22394 жыл бұрын
I'm a Dickhead, now give me an egg. I would wear the hell out of that.
@gregz834 жыл бұрын
"...free will is an illusion" - Damn, I just wanted to watch a video on games, ... but OK
@Andrew___P4 жыл бұрын
It's also Quoted in Legacy of Kain Soul Reaver 2. if you like games themed around fate, destiny and causality. check it out. It is also brilliantly voice acted by Simon Templeman, Michael Bell and the late Tony Jay.
@Dasneezequeen4 жыл бұрын
wet bread is a legit threat and as I have no balls... I'll just eat some glass
@kismetsantos12044 жыл бұрын
EFFIN loved the end music!!!!!!!
@khalilpontikes72934 жыл бұрын
Black Mirror Bindersnatch is a interactive movie, and so are all telltale games or "games" that are nothing more than cinematics and also just choices are also interactive films not games. A game has an objective, rules, and a fail state. If bond of those are present it's not a game.