The Tale of Sir Lancelot

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[@gavinmarkoff738]

"He's come to rescue me father." "Well, let's not jump to conclusions."

[@ddthewolf]

Well you see I thought your son was a lady

[@ddthewolf]

@vexacus the bounty hunter uh ..., Oh yes

[@VirtualKnight64]

@@ddthewolf I can understand that.

[@andrewbennett6089]

Ironically, he DID jump later in the film...

[@animatedink2529]

Sir Lancelot, massacring an entire wedding way before George RR. Martin made it mainstream

[@davidalkhed3368]

Cris P. Bacon HAHAHA True!

[@thexalon]

I always thought a mash-up between this and the GoT weddings would make a let of sense: "This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Now let's not bicker and argue about who killed who."

[@markusnavergard2387]

lancelot makes the red wedding look like nothing

[@dasovietunion3370]

goddamn hahahaha

[@seanshepherd1543]

Martin's a bastard, though. He doesn't understand that the good guys are supposed to win and not end up being murdered by the bad guys. While Sir Lancelot is a heroic crusader, who has a valid license to kill wedding guests lol! xP

[@howardmctroy3303]

John's portrayal of Lancelot as a psychotic killer is actually pretty accurate to Arthurian lore.

[@acrsclspdrcls1365]

The very reason why Lance's Berserker in Fate/Zero.

[@hanafuda]

Aye, more like John Wick, stupid prince did "kill" his steed

[@rachelar]

His forte

[@macbaby3078]

As someone who reads the legends and is a fan of Lancelot, I can confirm that this portrayal is almost 100% accurate. The only difference is Lancelot in the old legends had a little more sass and was a little more tired, lol

[@myrnasulague2071]

​@@macbaby3078 saber lancelot was pretty acurrate too.

[@dexterjankaren]

"One day lad, all this will be yours!" "What the curtains" 😆

[@ddthewolf]

No not the curtains!

[@SentryDoesRetro]

@@ddthewolf All that you can see! stretched out over the hills and burrows of this land! that'll be your kingdom, lad!

[@ddthewolf]

​@@SentryDoesRetrobut I don't want all that, I'd rather, rather, just, sing...🎶...

[@SentryDoesRetro]

@@ddthewolf Stop that, STOP THAT! you're not going into a song while i'm here.

[@Trogramming]

Possibly my favorite line of all time.

[@Darkstar263]

I love the bit where they keep repeating the shot of him running in the distance towards the castle while the guards watch lol.

[@historicalsongarchive]

Probably my favourite part of the entire film lololol

[@Darkstar263]

***** Also the drum roll was a nice touch to that part lol.

[@historicalsongarchive]

Absolutely lol

[@suns_out_7610]

That was amazing. And how that led into the ferocious stab from out of nowhere.

[@aaronTNGDS9]

I agree. This is one of the most hilarious scenes, along with the killer rabbit and reciting from the Book or Armaments.

[@capnhands]

"you only killed the brides father that's all" "well, I really didn't mean to" "didn't mean to, you put your sword right through his head." "oh dear, is he alright?"

[@danielwaugh2215]

"You even kicked the bride in the chest, that's gotta cost a fortune!"

[@S.D.323]

I love how he says that right after being told hes dead

[@calcutt4]

"Who are you?" "I'm your son!" "No! Not you!" One of my favourite moments in the film

[@Spencerinio5]

"What, the curtains?"

[@ORM01]

Nothing will beat the enchanter and his explosions for me

[@RockSmithStudio]

She's got huuuuge.... tracts of land!

[@patgogan7324]

"Your marrying princess lucky so you better get use to the idea!" *smack

[@narioreturns7603]

“but father I want the girl that I marry to have a certain special song!!!”

[@ddthewolf]

My dad and I always use that joke lol

[@noonespecial9704]

@@narioreturns7603 "STOP THAT STOP THAT!"

[@jimhuffman9434]

I was waiting for him to say it...

[@andrewlevin6331]

So this is why Lancelot became a berserker class servant.

[@magallanthepenguin9132]

how many people are here because of fate zero?

[@HyperDragonX]

I'm here because memes and fate.

[@v.p.anderson4952]

To bad this video stopped right before one of my favorite lines in the movie: "This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who."

[@matthewchristiansen9978]

The Red Wedding in a nutshell.

[@v.p.anderson4952]

I'll agree.

[@daspenguin4434]

THERE HE IS! "Oh bloody hell." HAHA!!!! *music picks up again*

[@SkurtavusGrodolfus]

"Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head!" "Oh Dear, is he alright?"

[@presleyscott7665]

fucking brilliant

[@ericskinner2039]

He's not quite dead! He's getting better! He's died. lol

[@rosaleusbenevear8932]

Straight up murders a bunch of people "sorry got a carried away"

[@NuttyMongrel]

"One day lad, all this will be yours" "What, the curtains?" Such a simple dumb joke but so funny. RIP Terry Jones

[@jessefram2432]

This scene is full of them. The mother/father joke and Alice/Herbert bit. I also loved the who the hell are you? I'm your son. No not you!

[@danielbautista9062]

“Stop that, stop that! You’re not gonna do a song while I’m here.” Imagine a Disney character saying that every-time a musical number comes in.

[@lewismoreman9227]

Lol but from a villain or hero to say that?

[@Inspiration_YT_]

The movie would be like 5 minutes long. 🤣🤣🤣

[@colintiller8325]

I wish they would

[@ddthewolf]

​@@lewismoreman9227yes

[@mcsonicteam]

Love how the prince just writes the note and fires the arrow while the guard smiles at him the whole time.

[@41192tara]

That's my favorite part too! lol

[@fireblast8972]

Sensei Aki well technically he never left the room, so they did do their jobs

[@ThePineappleKnight932]

They were busy egging him on! The way they were nodding in approval

[@fleetadmiralauto6506]

Epstein's suicide watch guards be like

[@jackbergman4724]

Me too!

[@fancybronze5390]

when your a 60 going through a level 20 dungeon

[@DrewB1442]

I think you're being extremely generous with the dungeon level.

[@aodhablackheart]

For me this is the best 10 minutes of the film :) I love the way he kills half the dancers but the other half just keep dancing, stepping over the bodies.

[@user-vj6cz8jy7s]

Reminds me of the dancing mania

[@Adolphus_of-bysantanium]

You still alive

[@ttintagel]

That’s just how we roll in folk dancing.

[@timgulstine2767]

this is, like, the best 10 minutes in comedy

[@tims4694]

"I thought your son was a lady". "Well, I can see where you thought that"

[@ddthewolf]

He's come to rescue me father!

[@aliostrowski1935]

​@@ddthewolf well let's not get carried away

[@Captain_Beemo_]

"Hey!" - Guard

[@noonespecial9704]

Nah it's more like a "hey..."

[@Kundalini12]

"A-ha" "Hey"

[@simenk3]

+Kundalini12 Just amazing

[@NPC1921]

"Message for you, sir!" **dies**

[@whovianhistorybuff]

I've got a monty python soundboard and I've that exact phrase as my notification sound

[@dhjgjkd]

he's not quite dead sir

[@irongeneral7861]

**taps on the shoulder** "I'm... I'm not quite dead, sir!"

[@freddyrichards878]

dhjgjkd think he can make it

[@ephica_]

I need it as my text message sound xD

[@juliatremayne483]

He killed the flowers on the wall! Poor flowers, lol! "HA HA!"

[@EoinFC]

Yeah! Give the flowers a chance.............!

[@Feedersuper]

He’s having a go at the flowers now!

[@Keyblademaster1031]

"You killed the bride's father!" "Terribly sorry about that, I didn't mean to." "Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head head!" "Oh dear, is he alright?" lol, one of my favorite parts

[@ddthewolf]

He's not quite dead

[@codswallop321]

4:09 Eric Idle smiling is beyond hilarious

[@xAugustx11]

"Didn't mean to? You put your sword through his head" "Oh dear is he alright?" lmao

[@Ririkins]

I have a t-shirt that says "huge tracts of land" right across my chest. It's one one of my favorite quotes from this movie. XD

[@ddthewolf]

That was actually an inside joke with my dad and me lol (I miss him)

[@MrSmidgeify]

"Very nice castle Camelot, very good pig country." "....Is it?"

[@codswallop321]

MrSmidgeify I don't feel so much as I've lost a son, than gained a daughter... in a very real and legally binding sense

[@Bluedino152]

The one guard at the entrance whose reaction to seeing his coworker killed and castle invaded is just "hey"

[@johns1625]

The scene of him running towards the gates across the field just f-ing kills me every single time 😂😂

[@QixTheDS]

I have to commend that Prince on his archery skills. Only a professional could make it look like it was going to fall straight down and instead go a mile away.

[@OtomoTenzi]

[@elpanzer7006]

I love how the guard at 7:33 just stands motionless at attention as the crowd gets slaughtered, then falls over stiff as a tree when attacked

[@OtomoTenzi]

😁

[@Unga_Bunga]

Probably just has a huge hangover from the day before when they were preparing for the feast. His spear is what keeps him from falling over, he is half comatose and is just hoping nobody will notice. He is in chainmail so the faceplant into the barrels probably dealt more damage than Lancelot's sword. But, at least now he is properly awake. Head still hurts tho.

[@MyGamer125]

4:40 I need that as a text ringtone

[@Fervent_Griffin]

My father had that as a text tone for several years. Quite funny

[@ProphetofTables]

Curiously enough, Lancelot in the myths was just as murder-happy as he is here. This is totally something he would do.

[@StoatoftheSouth]

Indeed, from what I gather- he had mental breaks...and every single time, it was caused by Guenivere :/

[@johns1625]

That's why he's named sir lance alot

[@everydayperson764]

one day son , all this will be yours. what the curtains? ahahaha.

[@everydayperson764]

Corey Messick hooory im readyyyyy!

[@emilypetsche1]

Professor Posthumous “No not the curtains”

[@TheMerryPup]

"You got my _note!"_ "Well I got _A_ note."

[@ddthewolf]

You've come to rescue me!

[@OtomoTenzi]

@@ddthewolf 😘

[@ARMERZ]

(To Sir_Lancelot1337) "Your raiding session has ended, you have gained 300 k xp, and have been offered a drink by the lord of the castle"

[@seanpatrickcain2]

1:02 You're not going into a song while I'm here! 1:42 Cut that out! Cut that out! 3:35 And no singing! 8:32 Stop that! Stop that! Stop it! Stop it!

[@ImJustARandomCommenter]

we never got to hear Herbert's songs

[@ddthewolf]

​@@ImJustARandomCommenter🎶 "he's going to tell. He going to tell...🎶

[@ImJustARandomCommenter]

@@ddthewolf Except that one, it was the crowd singing, not Herbert

[@turtlechief2169]

Me when I finally snap in Skyrim

[@Molandria]

6:31 one of the funniest moments in comedy history EVER!

[@dash562]

The original Red Wedding

[@SauropodStudios1954]

I'm sorry lancelot your princess is another castle

[@rolondodaramennoodle6824]

“kills the toad”

[@P4RK3R1Z3D]

When your mods break the NPCs, but you still want to finish the quest.

[@michaelduchetta6470]

"At last! A call! A cry of distress! This could be the sign that leads us to the holy grail!"

[@ddthewolf]

Brave Brave Comcord, you shan't have died in vain!

[@noonespecial9704]

@@ddthewolf Well... I'm not quite dead sir!

[@ddthewolf]

@@noonespecial9704 oh well, you shan't have been mortally wounded in vain

[@Kureemy]

@@ddthewolf I think I, I could pull through, sir!

[@ddthewolf]

​@@Kureemy oh I see...

[@aaronkarpie3055]

The idea that he’s a king who stubbornly built a castle on a swamp after repeatedly failing and then marries of his son (presumably to get land) is fucking hilarious

[@alkalizer2499]

that band keeps playing while everyone dies

[@alexanderfortier5488]

The Rains of Castamere

[@BPlayReview]

don't you just love Johns' psychotic laugh?

[@dAvrilthebear]

'I got sort of carried away..."

[@ddthewolf]

"You killed the bride's father!"

[@KneelB4Bacon]

"Oh Fair One. Behold your humble servant, Sir Lancelot of Camelot. I have come to take . . . oh, I'm terribly sorry." lol

[@ddthewolf]

You got my note!

[@breezingby2611]

Fun fact: That’s not just a character voice Michael Pailin is doing, he actually had a cold while shooting this

[@SwordHMX]

The wedding guests dance to Brave Sir Robin.

[@NicolaKaye]

SwordHMX must have been a lucky extra gig for Robins minstrels before they were cannibalised lol 😂

[@sonofcy]

I have always thought myself lucky that I was part of the generation that grew up watching these blokes. They really were so funny. There was nothing much like it before and certainly nothing really after.

[@TheXplicitGamer]

"One day lad, all this will be yours" "What the curtains" "No not the curtains, lad" *smacks back of head* Amazing

[@eyeseer1]

Funny then, funny until the end of time.

[@thelegendaryblackbeastofaa115]

Could anyone else believe that the Swamp King is Michael Pailin and the prince is Terry Jones without looking it up? I've been a fan of this film for well over a decade and only a few nights ago learned that these two *weren't* just guest actors! I still can hardly believe it. Total role-reversal for Jones and Pailin!

[@rebeccagriffin1449]

Oh I love Herbert,you jestx

[@coralroper6876]

"Oh, go and get a glass of water!" But you just told him to stay there! Make up your mind.

[@neofox.]

7:39 one of the best psychotic laughs I've heard.

[@thesuperintendent4290]

Lancelot was like that in the actual King Auther story.

[@TickedOffPriest]

Choosing your favorite line from just this one scene is impossible.

[@c95w13]

The little “woo” Herbert makes at the end gets me every time

[@kiandemonteverde4121]

I'm bored, so let's do some math. How far did Lancelot run? He starts his run at 5:49 and reaches the castle at 7:16. 5 minutes (300 seconds) + 49 seconds = 349 seconds 7 minutes (420 seconds) + 16 seconds = 436 seconds 436 - 349 = 87 The time between the two points is 87 seconds. That's how long he ran. Now, the average running speed of a human is 4 metres per second. 87 x 4 = 348 Sir Lancelot ran 348 metres. How far is the castle from the treeline? (May not be accurate since Lancelot is already out of the treeline by the time he appears on screen) He appears at 6:44 and reaches the castle at 7:16. 6 minutes (360 seconds) + 44 seconds = 404 seconds 436 - 404 = 32 32 x 4 = 128 The distance from the treeline to the castle is 128 metres. Conclusion: Sir Lancelot has very high stamina.

[@bdoherty44]

"She has huge... tracts of land!"

[@Isaiflamand]

Guards might get nervous, a man approaches with his weapon drawn

[@tims4694]

Whenever I'm in a bad mood or depressed, I just put this scene on and enjoy it. Gets me in a better mood every time.

[@ddthewolf]

After my father's passing, watching this movie helps me to think about him

[@42024247514]

"Message for you Sir."

[@ddthewolf]

Don't worry, you shan't have died in vain!

[@garygrandy9443]

Gotta appreciate his dedication

[@financialproblems9308]

is this why lancelot is a berserker?

[@eyeseer1]

He’s not called lance-a-lot without a reason.

[@thestranger4894]

It’s funnier because Lancelot genuinely was this murderous in Arthurian legends

[@loulie1997]

Man, this is comedy gold.

[@welsop04]

Rest in peace Terry Jones. Thank you so much for this masterpiece of a film... you will be greatly missed.

[@SirFloofy001]

*thunk* "message for you sir" Gets me every time.

[@ddthewolf]

You shan't have died in vain!

[@TheInstantClassic1]

King Arthur sends his regards *stab*

[@demonfox13]

I like how alice .. I mean hurburt just scribbles on that paper without even looking and when lancelot reads it its perfect lol.

[@OtomoTenzi]

HEY NOW!!! 😆

[@PikachuLittle]

Funnily enough this is basically what Lancelot was like in the legends.

[@willbond]

@4:11 the best look ever on both guards faces

[@Serenoj69]

Bye bye Terry, thx for so many really good laughs!

[@dissidentpriest381]

7:05 - When you start playing Skyrim again.

[@llamalecky7201]

-But Mother... -Fa, Father I'm your Father -But Father... Lolololololol!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@brucethomson3242]

"She's got huuuuge.......tracks of land". Palin's hand gestures there are just priceless 😊😅😅

[@adey88splace]

Stop that, stop that. you're not going into a song while I'm here... Classic!!!

[@WorthyOfLove406]

RIP Terry Jones (the actor who played Prince Herbert in this scene...and other roles in the movie)

[@romanramirez7847]

Mana Flataker Prince Herbert, Sir Bedevere, Dennis’s Mother, The Left Head Of The Three Headed Knight, Brian Cohen’s Mother, Simon The Holy Man, Wife in “Every Sperm Is Sacred”, The Man With Bendy Arms in “Find The Fish”, Mr Creosote, The Bishop, Cardinal Biggles, The Spam Waitress, Ron Obvious, Arthur “Two Sheds” Jackson and Harry “Snapper” Organs were just a few of the many roles that this wonderful actor played. R.I.P Terry.

[@Spencerinio5]

You mean Alice?

[@OtomoTenzi]

@@Spencerinio5 NO, he actually meant Cinderella! 😝

[@jamesosullivan532]

I hope he auto saves before this

[@Wayfarer45]

""and make sure he doesn't leave" "what?" LMAO

[@Gmk4667]

This is my favorite segment in the movie, it always leaves me in stitches 😂😂

[@matthewmitchell3457]

The "make sure 'e doesn't leave" bit is funnier in context imo, cause you totally think it's going to be the end of the scene, but it drags on until it more than doubles the length of the scene.

[@Dragonballalmanac]

7:10 you know I was skeptical about the english live action remake of berserk but I think it's safe to say they truly captured the original essence

[@OrangeUtan1]

Me playing Skyrim.

[@ringwraith10]

Ugh, I have some co-workers and relatives that are exactly like those guards who can't figure out what their instructions are.

[@lancethomas6204]

As a fellow Lance, i can confirm that we'll kill anyone in our way of a pretty lady just to get catfished in the end

[@PurpleRose1]

“...hey”.

[@jazzyprince3335]

“Well I got A note”, lol

[@ddthewolf]

You've come to rescue me!

[@rpgerblue1363]

7:25 They keep dancing in a circle after Lancelot kills the others

[@Totas_funnynumber]

Best part of the movie IMO

[@clareomarfran]

What follows where this ends is the best part of the sequence, where Sir Lancelot goes back down through the devastation he's caused apologizing to everyone.

[@senorsardonico6153]

Goodnight,sweet Prince Herbert/And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

[@ddthewolf]

He's not dead

[@senorsardonico6153]

@@ddthewolf Yes he is.

[@masterfarr8265]

@@senorsardonico6153he got better

[@ivantheterrible2594]

Did you kill all those guards? Um.... oh yes sorry! They cost 50 pounds each! Oh dear!

[@ddthewolf]

You only killed the bride's father!

[@atomic747]

guards in the beginning explains why he only pays them only 50 pounds

[@gabrielh7517]

"I thought your son was a lady" "I can understand that"

[@OtomoTenzi]

🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈😍🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

[@erisunflower]

My favorite part out of the entire film lmao ! Priceless.

[@linkieloos]

7:16 When you enter a low-level dungeon at a high level

[@speaketh]

1:51 This is pure gold! 🤣

[@Playswithsquirrels311]

Several moments in this movie made me laugh uncontrollably (I don’t laugh like that often.) the scene where Lancelot murders random people at the wedding while heroic music plays was my absolute favorite part.

[@OtomoTenzi]

That was easily the most funniest and hilarious scene in the movie... And for all the WRONG reasons too! 🤣🤣🤣

[@suokkis]

6:41 WOW Battleground with a huge lag spike...

[@DavidBowieez]

My favorite part of the movie. AHA! *Sword Fight*

[@ThePokemonSoldier]

#MessageForYouSir