Cursed Sonic the Hedgehog Merchandise

[@Hurtle885hu8bu]

Honestly, that Sally shampoo bottle looks a lot better than any other Sally merchandise I’ve seen.

[@I-Beat-Raikous-in-my-basement]

Ikr, she might give me nightmares

[@pacmancdi]

We need jakks to make figures of the entire SatAM cast. It's been over 30 years.

[@dirtydan9900]

The play by play one just has this certain charm about it that i love.

[@danifrunzescu9986]

same

[@TheShnizNite]

He is uh - very special 😂

[@toastedtoast275]

I agree

[@JomasterTheSecond]

6:45 Realtalk, I'm very tired of everyone sharing that photoshop around as if it was real.

[@TheShnizNite]

I'd be hard pressed to find anyone who genuinely believes the thing is real, which is why I pass it off as a joke in the video. Sometimes it's fun to just take a step back and laugh at the absurdity of "what if it was real" 😂

[@bydjstukes]

9:33 there's this bootleg dark sonic plush that looks surprisingly good and I want it so bad.

[@Abioticbeing]

You have a very fun way of narrating things, I’m definitely going to be sticking around for a while!

[@TheShnizNite]

Aw what a compliment, thanks so much!

[@Sonicgamer719]

The knuckles one looks like a nightmare

[@samuelanimationsss5399]

Yea

[@tomicanimates]

Facts

[@tailsfanboy533]

Oh god yes

[@LannyLeArtist]

True

[@steelskullz2673]

It looks constipated

[@StudioBionic1]

The Knuckles... thing... looks like he has both diareah and constipation at the same time

[@doodlestrudel1991]

It's a Stretch Vac Man modified with Knuckles

[@ИванГанев-к4н]

4:56;It looks the Sonic team got visible openings which are questionable

[@waterdominic134]

I don’t know why but he sounds like he could be a sonic character at some parts of this video

[@felixdacat4941]

He has that 4Kids dialect where SOMETIMES when they’re talking they EMPHASIZE certain words in each of their sentences that make it SOUND like they’re randomly shouting at RANDOM intervals within their sentences lol. With all seriousness Sega really should invite him to voice a new Sonic character he really does have that dialect reminiscent of how Sonic and friends often speak in their games and Sonic X

[@Mr.Feather130]

I swear I’ve seen that inflatable knuckles doll somewhere like almost 10 years ago...

[@phorchybug3286]

0:27 OMG that's a really cute Nights! I want it!!!

[@TheShnizNite]

One of my fav items for sure!!

[@M476]

bro, me and my friend laughed 10 minutes straight at these- especially the og “no bitches?” figurines or the crackhead mom having ass official plushie 💀

[@corruptedteka]

I actually really cannot tell what the "juvie" figures are called but i unironically find the Metal Sonic one quite cute ! It helps he doesnt have a mouth.

[@futurehero2704]

6:45 HOLY FUCKLES IT'S KNUCKLES

[@TheMasterMoose]

6:45 oh my god what the heck 😭😭😭 i can’t even express how I feel about this knuckles looks like he is in physical and mentally pain 💀

[@Fanana2984]

OK bro that sonic plus that looked really bad and his eyes were facing down Literally got me nightmares I had to sleep all day

[@DrFazbear]

6:46 holy fuckles its knuckles

[@randomcommentog]

That Knuckles one is legendary

[@TheShnizNite]

Simply iconic

[@TheMasterMoose]

5:05 TAILS IS SO CUTE 😭

[@rankrodent2772]

The fun 4 all sonic actually looks really good, a lot like the Dreamcast sonic model (best sonic design btw)

[@gogothomasandcars8778]

Bro must be joking 💀

[@leilaclarridge5807]

I'd unironically like have the Play By Play one because as bad as he is, it's in a hilarious, kind of adorable way.

[@BashyMcBash]

Knuckles, who hurt you?

[@Arknol_Dofus]

2:41 Sonic the hedgehog meatball 💀

[@paccyboy4]

6:05 i want that sonic plush

[@sonickreekgamer7625]

The play by play one is my new sleep paralysis demon. By the way, love the new editing style

[@TheShnizNite]

He's a nightmare come alive lol, thank you!

[@sonickreekgamer7625]

​@@TheShnizNite Couldn't have said it better myself😂

[@dramigo3024]

hella underrated channel, wish you the best of luck on this channel 🙏🙏

[@Superyourboi]

1:46 mama

[@currybeans]

I have that kidrobot robo phunny plush you showed once. I like its charm and design, and i find it really cute.

[@lilboydm64]

Those cursed Sonic products are a fever dream💀

[@meganvinson4908]

Great work with your collection these years.

[@clairehislop5873]

Holy crud, that knuckles at 6:47. Don't think i'll be sleeping tonight 😳

[@triplehearts914]

It was so cool to see some of your collection during this video! Also, I definitely agree with another comment, your narrating IS very fun. gonna subscribe c:

[@TheShnizNite]

That means so much, thanks a ton!

[@kaydianclarke345]

Honestly even that product has nothing to do with the sonic series I kind really want that Sonic with a jetpack

[@tomicanimates]

I was here

[@stanleyanyiam3035]

Me too!

[@TemperamentalCatLover]

0:16 song name?

[@DaWinna2008]

Goated video. Keep up the awsome work!

[@ScubaBud]

This video was really good, shame I couldn’t make it to the premiere

[@Tokyo_inVR]

Sonic cursed marchandise can't hurt you The Sonic cursed marchandise

[@PebbleBoyofficial]

The most cursed: Sonic’s Schoolhouse

[@GothiccRabbit]

The ducks are adorable! Wtf >:0

[@Link-Hero-Of-Twilight]

missed opertunity to start the video with the sonic the hedgehog 2 theme instead of the wii shop theme

[@RandomStuffMania]

The knuckles one looks like a deformed uganda knuckles

[@JohnWilfredtheStonekeeper]

Knuckles looks constapated.

[@mattjessup6360]

Alll that merchandise is so friend shaped I need it :)

[@bubbletea1985]

I spotted your Mighty the Armadillo plush in the intro! Did you get Ray to go along with him? I got Mighty pretty easily, but I had to go to like 5 stores to find Ray! Everywhere said they only got like 5 of him per shipment, sometimes even just 1? Maybe there was a problem with his production.

[@im_.a-bear5996]

9:11 why does he look so cute 😭

[@OliviaEnderle-d1h]

May the cursed stuff is funny!

[@Thegamersqaud433]

why get a 100000 dollar soap sonic when you can have the absolute unit known as play by play sonic

[@TheShnizNite]

Interestingly those plushes are getting quite expensive lately. Why people want to pay large sums of money for objectively bad products is beyond my mental grasp 😂

[@DisMe4real]

What were they thinking when they made the knuckles one 💀

[@FEL1NE_1]

Dude if you're reading this you're an amazing guy keep up the good work

[@TheShnizNite]

Thank you so much!!

[@FEL1NE_1]

Holy crap

[@markenlean3396]

I own both Sonic build-a-bears.. only piece of the first movie's merch that I have

[@curtoonstudios3809]

Knuckles, buddy did you get eat some bad sugar?

[@randomnessmaximum2612]

I have a really lanky long sonic plush And it has absolutely no stuffing in its head so it looks dead

[@Enigma_toons]

I own some of them 6:13

[@spiderzilla7o7]

I don’t think I’ve seen a bigger sonic fan. This is a feat. 0:14 0:53 wait wtf was that high sonic

[@ozmond]

This came up in my recommended. You’re cool

[@AizakkuAnalysis]

Honestly, I don't even find some of these cursed. I prefer the more unique items compared to Jak's very safe (but boring) figures. Yeah, they're accurate to the point I'm sure they're just the models of the characters from the games printed out. But a lot of these wilder stuff you just don't get too much of now. For instance, I like the tubz ducks. They're just cute and a novelty to own at least one character. It's just a duck bill plastered on Sonic's face, I can't be mad at that.

[@TheShnizNite]

It's always good to get some different designs, variety is the spice of life! Some designs i personally am not a fan of, but whatever floats your boat! Thanks for watching 😊

[@ichigokurosaki826]

5:38 who let him cook?

[@DevinDevin58]

6:46 gives me the creeps💀

[@kaydianclarke345]

I don’t hate Funko pops

[@CECbizpizza7767]

I own one of the sonic pillows from the 90s!

[@GrianyBunch]

I have the Fun 4 All Knuckles and Sonic Duck and I am proud of owning them both😘

[@Pebmations]

The play by play sonic is on something

[@ivangaelt2718]

Wow!,that surely is quality control

[@TheShnizNite]

Some of these companies clearly haven't heard the phrase quality control lol

[@ivangaelt2718]

@@TheShnizNite yeah lol

[@Fanana2984]

Did you know that there’s a hyper sonic plush so when you make another video you can make it the most custom sonic plushy’s I will definitely like that video

[@SonicFanGamerSpeedy]

Woah thats sooo cooool! I wish i could have everything you have

[@FEL1NE_1]

This video is funny AF

[@TheShnizNite]

Thank you for watching, glad you enjoyed!

[@teddywenceslao]

Do your most creepiest Mario ones

[@daisytorres6979]

0:32 not many people know about this Well look at the views

[@Lightininus]

6:50 i-is that shin knuckles?

[@MAJIINSO]

No, it's F*ckles. Search it in Sonic Oddities wiki.

[@animationgirl3750]

I own the sonic the hedgehog duck i think it’s adorable

[@metaalboekee665]

I wanna own a play by play sonic to scare people with it

[@Magolorrrrrrr]

I AM SO JEALOUS OF YOUR COLLECTION

[@yellowbirdmania]

AAAAAAAA IS MY BEST NIGHTMARE EVER AAAAAAAAAAA

[@RaymondLushiku]

Everything scared me

[@Mations_of_Mali]

I own the build-a-bear and it lies down in my closet. IT SCARES ME

[@Ivan_super57]

Do you have a Sonic the duck collection?

[@yaroslavgorbunov6824]

I would like to own duck eggman, i think he's very cute

[@JaxCoolKartunes]

1:59 i own the robotnik figure shown here also i own a few more robotnik figures

[@JaxCoolKartunes]

Also despite these being from the UK, I DO NOT LIVE IN THE UK I LIVE IN THE USA JUST BOUGHT IT FROM EBAY FOR CHEAP

[@M.A.R.Z_316]

ill rather pick a pbp sonic plush more than a juvie

[@ATennisBallThatPlaysBfdia]

Sonic’s da imposta

[@shadoworglitchtrap]

I dont own any form the ones you talked abt but I do own some bootlegs which aren't rlly that bad so I guess no

[@CoolJaystopmotions]

Any Sonic channel I love❤

[@theadventuresparticular9816]

I kind of like cursed knuckle toy

[@lidijaperic3334]

I owne one sonic cup topper.

[@DisMe4real]

I have a cursed one it’s head is bigger than my whole hand

[@JeremyMorales-c7d]

6:48-WHAT HAPNENND TO HIM?

[@funnyheart8116]

I don't own any cause i started to collect sonic merchandise like 2 years a go. I only get stuff i need and want and they are jaxx pacific figures.I would buy the belly button sonic I like cursed things

[@TeresaRamirez-q1v]

I have a Official Sonic and Shadow plush

[@ИванГанев-к4н]

Тhe sonic ducks could at least look like are doggy seimming? and cound be on 4 feet or 2 feet

[@gizmoanimation7076]

Can I be your son? 😂

[@Red_creepypasta]

8:41 I HAVE THAT

[@Iansoddesy]

I own tails from build a bear

[@AmusedAnimatorStudios]

😮

[@AbrarSh-zy6yt]

I have 3 sonic funky pop plus he’s a fan of sonic 👇🏻. 👇🏻 if your good

[@patriciacunningham3384]

somic.

[@tailsfanboy533]

3 third comment!!!!!!!

[@Doggyplayz974]

You diverse more likes, views, subs

[@puppetme6316]

pls never say whats poppin players or sega sqad ever again pls that sounds so goofy

[@TheShnizNite]

My channel, I do what I want. If u don't like it, u are welcome to make ur own vids and stop watching mine :) What's life without a little goofiness? Dont take yourself too seriously if you like Sonic the hedgehog of all things

[@yellowbirdmania]

I dare you to dont laugh

[@El_Gato......]

Meoooooooooooow = I love sonic seeeggaaaaaaaa