The Chronicles of the guy who thinks he’s the “personality hire” (Compilation)

[@e0oh]

he sounds like those movie characters who say "ermm.. that just happened" and "he's right behind me, isn't he.."

[@SHOUT_OUT_TO_GOHAN]

"Awkwarrrrrrd..."

[@fatalposiie]

"Erm.. you guys MIGHT wanna take a look a look at this. 😏"

[@ari3903]

"Ermm.... in English please?"

[@adenm8963]

​​@@fatalposiie *pulls down pants in the meeting* "Megan, thoughts?"

[@The_Real_Raidou]

Next time ILL order the pizza

[@XenoDragn7]

his constant interrupting is painful lmfao

[@Hello_Spaceboy]

Oh God that "yeeeeah" pierces my soul.

[@thedoommarine9174]

I refuse to believe that finishing this video without pausing to collect yourself is possible. It could have legitimate usage in studies of psychological fortitude.

[@starleaf-luna]

wait, you do that?

[@werisekk3]

I have to pause at least once a skit. It's just so painful.

[@d.k.s.5919]

I wanna pull my hair out

[@Skynet_15]

I managed to do it but I'm now permanently haunted by the marvel dialogue

[@TylerDohrman]

Took me 37 seconds.

[@Falconhoof_]

I've met a few guys like this. The way they brag about their partying and allude to all the crazy shit that happened, without describing anything outright, tells you they probably got drunk but absolutely nothing eventful happened

[@no-yj2cf]

"Let's just say, things happened 😏"

[@FordRangerClassics]

"ER for 'object' removal" ​@@no-yj2cf

[@BurgertubeFounder]

Lance seems like the happiest unhappy person ever

[@ZessXXify]

I remember a kid like this in elementary school who would always raise his hand to say unrelated stuff so the teacher stopped calling on him altogether but that never stopped him from waving his hand around. I thought the dude’s arm would fall off one day. The thought of him growing up to be this guy gives me chills.

[@mattv18930]

Sounds like the kid was being neglected and wasn’t spoken to much at home

[@jqsm1neS]

me af lowkey

[@adenm8963]

​@@mattv18930 And that's the guy everyone here is mocking, the neglected guy

[@remyfortuin7977]

I used to be that type of kid

[@456puff]

@@adenm8963 He never grew out of it. Once he's in a professional setting, he shouldn't be acting like this.

[@joji6295]

In other words, the guy who thinks he's the main character.

[@SannyTrademark]

I was so invested in James' marriage I just wanted lance to stfu 😭

[@TamlinHugo]

And Jacob’s wife finding out she’s pregnant, I genuinely wanted to hear more about that 😭

[@Raida7]

This is why there's a mute person function in these meeting applications.

[@thepictureispavement]

If Lance has a gf y'all have no excuses

[@starleaf-luna]

he has a GF, yet is trying to impress the office maiden, hmm

[@durndychris3254]

He also mentioned going to amsterdam so hes going to get a hooker lmao

[@NebMunb69]

​@starleaf-luna Lance is a man of strong character who takes his work seriously, but knows when to have a little fun.

[@phoenix_wordsmith]

I love how his coworkers always pause to process the unhinged things he says before responding

[@ohno6919]

He'll die if he isn't the center of attention for more than 30 seconds

[@bec7080]

I don't know why this is the one character I can't watch all the way through. It's like some visceral reaction deep inside of me that makes me need to scream into the abyss

[@AshaSara]

it's the way he tries too hard. the way he wants to one-up everyone, the bad "jokes", the way he's not genuinely friendly he just wants people to think he's "cool"

[@caiden3396]

What about the nerdy D&D guy?😅

[@pahvi3]

It's that off-putting, self-indulgent, slow intonation combined with the perpetual squint for me

[@assorteduncles6536]

The scrunching of the chair in the silent moments really adds to the whole thing

[@johnathanthin]

nice one slappable jerk. this one almost fucking killed me

[@luciencopeland2545]

I just had an ad start and i audibly asked my empty room "is it over?" I was so relieved. Im 1/2 way through. Help.

[@joji6295]

Lance annoys me much more than he should.

[@2ndstatus]

More than Wyatt? lmao

[@LegoGoblin]

@@2ndstatus at least wyatt speaks with purpose

[@joji6295]

​@2ndstatus yes. Wyatt now has a sympathetic backstory. This man genuinely just seems like an annoying attention hog.

[@FortunePayback]

​@@joji6295 Narcissist. We call these people narcissists.

[@static_irony]

Good god, I work with children, the line to handle this kind of person is "Lance, X is talking and we are *listening*" (point to your ears if necessary), "Sorry, X, continue". If they keep going then it's "that's nice/thank you, Lance. X, continue". If they continue after that, interrupt them with "Anyway" and draw your attention back to speaker

[@DannyD-lr5yg]

Sooo.. I was homeschooled, and….yeah. I’ll leave the rest up to your imagination 😏 But let’s just sayyy we had some wacky nights getting buzzed - buzzed on Dr Pepper, IF you must know 😌

[@Tempusverum]

I don’t get it

[@lakthederg]

everyone always compliments his ability to play horrible people, but to have those horrible people work, he has to play equally good people (or even just neutral people). incredibly commendable writing, very good.

[@Vilaeri]

The one time I've been grateful for ads interrupting the video

[@Seronimo93]

Can she report them both for sexual harassment?

[@cramp4221]

His boss/manager is so cool about it

[@imperialbengal4068]

Lance is his uncle

[@turtlelongingforchaos9055]

It's the yyyeaaaah that always kills me

[@qwertyrhino9497]

This guy is so good at portraying the most unlikeable characters ever.

[@rockydog2715]

I swear, most of his intro jokes are alcohol related

[@groinBlaster31]

Exactly. The character isn't actually funny or interesting. They just think they're interesting because they still behave like frat boys.

[@antisocialal4799]

Alcohol and sex related.

[@Big_Mac_Bastian]

The other employees Seem so Nice😭

[@jiabu99]

Everything he said gave me 1d4 of psychic damage. Well done.

[@GregorSamsaStark]

these are the only videos of yours I can’t watch straight through. I have to pause, gulp some air, drink a glass of water, and touch some grass just to have the strength to continue. excellent work!

[@taimatsuko]

“Why do you say that?” Noooo…. Don’t ask follow up questions!!! 😱

[@hazmoses1324]

I hate Lance so much, so I think this is my favorite TSJ character. Yeahhhhh 😏

[@RhianeTurtonator]

i love that Donny waits for his turn. that makes him MARGINALLY better than Lance

[@ravynbishop6131]

and his jokes are a bit more appropriate. just a bit

[@hurricanejaney]

“Lance, mind staying on the line after this call? I need to talk to you about something.” AND HE’S STILL EMPLOYED??

[@Patriarchrist]

Never have I had to pause a video and take a cig break before

[@ImginaryHeroine]

I love the constant use of his name and how everyone stops when he interrupts because they know he's the special kid. "It's him again.. everyone remember he breathes attention instead of air so let's try to smother him with it really quick so we can ACTUALLY GET SHIT DONE."

[@RaoulDuke3030]

This series needs to continue. You can’t leave us here.

[@raeofsunshine8377]

i need a full series of lance v donny. so much more entertaining when they're facing off and you can just watch it happen 😂

[@joji6295]

12:35 the slappable jerk is way too funny. I love these videos so much because of jokes like this.

[@starleaf-luna]

5:19 "girlfriend" is his trigger word XD

[@firellily]

he must be good at his job for them to not fire him

[@druelia9485]

Wtf is a personality hire? Is that a real thing? I've never heard of that phrase before these videos.

[@connellcrocker6364]

I had to google it as well. Apparently it's when someone is hired because of their vibes and attitude rather than their hard skills. Don't know how common it is as I've never worked in an office environment.

[@aldrogo7510]

It does kind of exist but it’s never really intentional. Or rather I don’t think the company actively tries to recruit a “personality hire” It’s more like if someone is very personable and interviews well but isn’t the most competent or proficient at their job - but usually they keep coworkers morale high or are good at resolving conflicts so managers cut them some slack on actual work. This is in an office environment - probably wouldn’t work if people are with electricity, heavy equipment, etc need to have everyone competent there lol

[@sonjaflory5082]

The Borat comment bugs me because there’s literally Borat 2 that came out in 2020 like I know it’s the joke but boyyyy does it bother me. I can’t stand this character

[@michelleford7392]

Watching this is making me SO uncomfortable!

[@saudades1002]

Considering the laughs between don and lance we already know who is the niece and who is the son from a friend

[@TheTrooper506]

We need to have Lance and Wyatt in the same video.

[@lamechial]

The smugness levels would be off the charts.

[@DoomPotato]

Poor megan, stuck between two alpha chads.

[@ElementalWhispers]

I've already seen these but I evidently hate myself because I'm going to put myself through the pain of watching it again

[@manemperorofmankind8119]

Lasted till 1:13

[@static_irony]

I just found your channel and it's opening up so many important conversations in the comments. Have subscribed, keep being slappable for us, this is art. ❤😤

[@chadilay]

I didn't want to relive these because of the cringe it's made me feel (reminds me of a colleague too much), but here we are...

[@londonm3161]

every time someone tells lance he can "drop the call anytime" it makes me think of the snl sketch with kristen stewart where mikey day's character keeps telling her to "pop that beanie back on"

[@gtabraham3454]

It's wild to me that cringe comes so naturally to this guy 😂

[@2thomask]

Hated every second of this.... thanks😂

[@NebMunb69]

Oh that smug look of self satisfaction after he told his "joke" about coffee shops in Amsterdam, but not liking coffee. What a despicable person.

[@PolyDotAVI]

2x speed is not enough, im dying over here

[@lawnprinter300]

We need some more of Lance vs Donnie

[@UjwalRam]

I couldn’t continue this vid cause of the smirk on his face Usually I managed all the other vids

[@denmarkball7728]

There is a sad element to Slaps videos, in that all the archetypes he presented are clear cases of untreated personality disorder. Sooner or later, many of these people will eventually either get better or worse. Those who get better, have to live with memories of actually being 'that guy'. It's quite shameful and depressing

[@oopsibrokethecow]

Gaaaah, I have worked with so many people just like both of these....

[@Link0304]

They need to show your videos in HR training.

[@spoongeyboob]

I get so much secondhand embarrassment watching this and it's just a KZbin skit. You deserve to be an actor, but Hollywood doesn't deserve you.

[@NebMunb69]

Haha what a riot that Lance is. He really brings a wacky, cooky feeling into the workplace. He knows how to have fun, but he's all about the jobs. Everyone gathers around the water cooler when Lance is sharing a PG anecdote.

[@Maxjacobs-rz4xr]

He's the guy in the movie who says “Guys….I we’ve got company” as the bad guys start to come in🤣

[@TheChibilou23]

You’re hilarious man!

[@purplepason]

Lance having a girlfriend is no surprise. He is such a wonderful and caring guy! Especially when the Tequila comes out.

[@fuzzbrain913]

The main guy is obviously amazing but the other personality hire guy is really great too

[@shannond1511]

I don’t get why they like the newer personality hire, he’s almost the same as Lance. Almost makes me feel bad for lance, that they seem so unresponsive to him but for some reason, like the same stupid crap from someone younger. They are equally cringeworthy.

[@Meatball996]

Well the new hire's jokes still suck but he's not being disruptive or trying to call attention to himself like Lance does.

[@mattv18930]

Oh god 💀💀💀 you never fail to make me cringe hard at. Great content dude!!

[@aldrogo7510]

lol do you have a “traditional man” compilation?

[@libera7161]

I thought Lance is going to be fired but nope

[@tomdufresne1784]

11:30 I could barely watch this, the cringe was too strong

[@NiyxRa]

Im hiding in the comments for this video and I RAN OUT OF COMMENTS BRUHHH

[@MA3DCH3N]

SAME HERE IT'S TOO PAINFUL TO WATCH ALONE

[@redseven4040]

“no comment” *keeps making comments* 🤔🤔🤔

[@anna8328]

1:20 No you don't.

[@WendysAnime]

This popped up as soon as he said it 😭😭😭

[@starleaf-luna]

I mean he does try to impress the office maiden at the end, so you might have a point.

[@lettylunasical4766]

I also blame the boss for not reigning these two idiots in.

[@Okunikami]

Donny! Such a fun guy!

[@Vikn01]

Guy who discovers high school level partying in his late 20s

[@mrmm1110]

Lance You're Fired!

[@ahhgeez]

this physically hurt me i've never cringed so hard

[@jeepersmcgee3466]

shouts to all the Megans out there, you really have to smile through a whole lotta bullshit

[@Vikn01]

This guy would make me leave a job or at least get me fired for constantly ripping on him

[@MeaganSal96]

Lance downloading malicious software is extremely on brand

[@DannyD-lr5yg]

5:34 I’m scared, mom.. 😭

[@TheSimpleManLife]

I feel harassed

[@rnimcrying7720]

9:55 oh god hes an alien conspiracy theorist too jesus christ

[@crayolaclouds2696]

That lip smacking noise annoys me so damn much 😂

[@Kieran.percussion]

Thanks for giving me more second hand embarassment.

[@cjendantix]

I literally can't watch this

[@seven-in2je]

A masterpiece.

[@NVNNN]

Impossible challenge: watch this video without pausing

[@nm-cp4ck]

6:24 Oh God, he's one of those....

[@varunsodhani6812]

it is true though

[@nackduck9700]

Holy Hawk Tuah!!!

[@DavidSantoyoOlano]

Hawk tuah you!

[@kullenberg]

You win the internet today sir!

[@varunsodhani6812]

you get the youtube gold sir

[@superdogthegreatest]

a compilación!

[@simnikiwehlatshaneni6765]

I'm gonna go and come back because I went through two in a row

[@sirLJson]

Wow I fucking love to hate Big D. This is good stuff

[@oldspiced]

good job i couldnt make it halfway through the video gotta bail.

[@ikurasake]

At this point the small talk from the coworkers is worse than the personality hire. At least he's making things genuinely interesting

[@sewena]

yeah he gives the coworkers someone to talk shit about once he’s out of the room lol

[@joji6295]

Nah, he interrupts, makes bad/distasteful jokes, and generally doesn't read the vibes. Very annoying dude.

[@ikurasake]

@@joji6295 I think the other coworkers are annoying but in different ways

[@urjnlegend]

We get it, these vids hit top close to home

[@antisocialal4799]

@@ikurasakeAnnoying for sharing about their lives when they’re asked? You sound unhappy

[@bunniesandbeauty700]

This guy is the embodiment of r/ihaves*x 😂