NO CITY WIN ONLY CHALLENGE - CIV 6 Is A Perfectly Balanced game WITH NO EXPLOITS Except Maori

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The Spiffing Brit

The Spiffing Brit

Күн бұрын

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@MetalHev
@MetalHev 4 жыл бұрын
Random guy with a donkey fast-talks his way into becoming chairman of the UN
@lufei3867
@lufei3867 4 жыл бұрын
Who's to say it wasn't the donkey that becomes the chairman?
@VideosGalacticos
@VideosGalacticos 4 жыл бұрын
Kaaduu is my father
@michaeljhonmariano6462
@michaeljhonmariano6462 4 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute. Jesus ride to Israel with a donkey........
@grandtheftautoexpert2040
@grandtheftautoexpert2040 4 жыл бұрын
Aku ni Musta Yeet its all canon now
@penyu1913
@penyu1913 4 жыл бұрын
@@michaeljhonmariano6462 they predict this civ 6 update i cant belive it
@caltheuntitled8021
@caltheuntitled8021 3 жыл бұрын
The AI: “We need to stop kupe from winning a diplomatic victory” Kupe: “I agree” *Kupe wins AI: “wait what?”
@SorowFame
@SorowFame 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lesatur you could make another account
@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877
@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877 2 жыл бұрын
@@SorowFame or three
@Optimusj1975
@Optimusj1975 2 жыл бұрын
"I did not make the rules, I just follow them."
@playmsbk
@playmsbk 2 жыл бұрын
That's how I won my first diplomatic victory too, once I realized that the AI would vote for that no matter what.
@donaldtrumplover2254
@donaldtrumplover2254 2 жыл бұрын
I mean when you can trade some grapes for 500 gold this doesn’t seem that far fetched
@benfed4873
@benfed4873 4 жыл бұрын
“Hey dude, I got a kickass boat, four dudes, and a donkey. Can I be leader?” All the other civs: Yeah sure
@Jiamil
@Jiamil 4 жыл бұрын
I am sure they said 'awesome' donkey. Otherwise it would have been just silly to vote them.
@bionmccool
@bionmccool 4 жыл бұрын
*7 Those warrior bois sure are tough
@androconiachangeling6535
@androconiachangeling6535 4 жыл бұрын
two kickass boats. And honestly, when the other civilizations agreed, they weren't much bigger so it seemed like a lot. 1000 years later, they realised their mistake
@NWolfsson
@NWolfsson 4 жыл бұрын
Other civs: As long as none of these suckers get the throne, why not?! (Spiff is basically Tyrion Lannister here)
@Skizobar
@Skizobar 4 жыл бұрын
Worked for the US President in some way... :D
@CoderedLegacy
@CoderedLegacy 3 жыл бұрын
"I'ma go park my units in Jerusalem, a very safe and stable place to chill out for the next few hundred years" said no one ever
@ronniechua01
@ronniechua01 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment lol
@peytongonavy
@peytongonavy 2 жыл бұрын
Sad truth: "Jerusalem" = City of Peace
@robertjones9574
@robertjones9574 2 жыл бұрын
@@peytongonavy be by mi B B I’ll B too be
@nevets2371
@nevets2371 2 жыл бұрын
Well to be fair, Jerusalem only started getting a bit rough about 100 years ago, before that it was a stable part of the Ottoman empire for a few hundred years.
@Joot_Doctor
@Joot_Doctor 2 жыл бұрын
@@nevets2371 Are we forgetting the crusades?
@jornoel7034
@jornoel7034 4 жыл бұрын
When you vote for yourself to lose diplomatic points and thus win diplomatic points: *task failed successfully*
@youdontneedtoknowwhoiam9612
@youdontneedtoknowwhoiam9612 4 жыл бұрын
"Mission failed! We've got them this time."
@winxwest2964
@winxwest2964 4 жыл бұрын
So you are going to lose 2 diplomatic points? Maori: Well yes, but actually no.
@Reishadowen
@Reishadowen 4 жыл бұрын
*Task failed successfully*
@jabendeacon
@jabendeacon 4 жыл бұрын
@@winxwest2964 the definition of that meme haha
@theblackknight101
@theblackknight101 4 жыл бұрын
@@BloodfelX thats basically "omaewa mou shindeiru"
@Sraye
@Sraye 4 жыл бұрын
Next time someone asks me why I am living in the streets, and have no home... I'd respond with "I'm going for a diplomatic victory"
@thomasfplm
@thomasfplm 4 жыл бұрын
Have you visited every country before that?
@robertnett9793
@robertnett9793 4 жыл бұрын
@@thomasfplm More important - does he have a boat? Or a donkey for that matter? It seems this are essentials to have if you want to lead the world.
@ataulfoagapito8378
@ataulfoagapito8378 4 жыл бұрын
@@robertnett9793 and 2 more homeless along the donkey, dont lose detail now-
@robertnett9793
@robertnett9793 4 жыл бұрын
@@ataulfoagapito8378 Right. Right. You mustn't half-ass your attempt to diplomatically control the world...
@yunikage
@yunikage 4 жыл бұрын
@@robertnett9793 More importantly still - did he invent political philosophy?
@dane1382
@dane1382 4 жыл бұрын
imagine losing your job because of covid and the local homeless man gives you 10 million dollars, then gets elected president of the world
@michaela4143
@michaela4143 4 жыл бұрын
1 dollar
@gjin4551
@gjin4551 4 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain to me what gathering stormz is
@alwaysmeepin9609
@alwaysmeepin9609 4 жыл бұрын
@@gjin4551 civ 6 dlc
@gjin4551
@gjin4551 4 жыл бұрын
@@alwaysmeepin9609 should i buy rise and fall or this
@alwaysmeepin9609
@alwaysmeepin9609 4 жыл бұрын
@@gjin4551 my opinion gathering storm. Although you should look into it before taking a strangers opinion on it.
@omegaRST
@omegaRST 3 жыл бұрын
It's insane that you can win a diplomatic point by voting for yourself to lose diplomatic points
@kanealkoraghooli1682
@kanealkoraghooli1682 3 жыл бұрын
I can explain: that's when you fake being humble so some people in the congress pity you and not take two VPs
@abebuckingham8198
@abebuckingham8198 3 жыл бұрын
I imagine this meeting going something like this. "Well, we've all agreed we don't want you to lead the world." "That's fine I don't want to lead the world." "Well, now that we know you're humble we're going to promote you anyway." "What?"
@kaelcoates2396
@kaelcoates2396 3 жыл бұрын
@@abebuckingham8198 Exactly
@HighwaytoHoserville
@HighwaytoHoserville 3 жыл бұрын
It actually works though, people love the line 'true leaders don't look for power, that have power thrust upon them' and tend to do exactly that to people who say they dont want the leader role.
@sixjhontongalamar979
@sixjhontongalamar979 3 жыл бұрын
It kinda make sense tho. It's indeed better if you agreed about the points others pointed out and probably even agreeing about ways to work it out instead of being denial and/or aggressive about it. It's like getting less sentence in court by pleading guilty or getting out of jail by having a great conduct.
@Wertsir
@Wertsir 3 жыл бұрын
He ruled over an era of peace that lasted for thousands of years, he built one of the worlds strongest economies from nothing using his own two hands and a single employee, he donated generously to the impoverished as they suffered from natural disasters, he was always willing to let anybody who wanted to hang out on his party yacht regardless of what they were able or willing to pay, he even supported the laws that would restrict his own power. Diplomatic victory makes perfect sense. I would vote for him.
@Kaiserboo1871
@Kaiserboo1871 3 жыл бұрын
Not only that: He was the first to circumnavigate the globe and was the first discovered political philosophy.
@POKENAR
@POKENAR 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was thinking about this, doesn't it make sense to vote the guy with no actual bias to a given country, who has donated and helped various people in need, and who has shown what rags to riches looks like, all while not living lavishly. That sounds like PRIME world leader material.
@johnnybonnenuit5606
@johnnybonnenuit5606 3 жыл бұрын
This is the single most brilliant KZbin comment I've ever read. Well done. Well done.
@alastairmacbeath5488
@alastairmacbeath5488 2 жыл бұрын
very good! lol
@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877
@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877 2 жыл бұрын
You have voted for him.
@sriramramesh5318
@sriramramesh5318 4 жыл бұрын
You're playing an insurance company during a world that's constantly going through apocalypses. I love it.
@Tn5421Me
@Tn5421Me 4 жыл бұрын
Incorrect, as he actually pays out. And we all know insurance companies don't if they can help it.
@runakovacs4759
@runakovacs4759 4 жыл бұрын
@@Tn5421Me Tbh, he only paid as much as he could get away with. Poor Poundhome or whatever got 1 gold.
@blackmetalcumbia
@blackmetalcumbia 3 жыл бұрын
more like a private estate for hire
@Skyfall8865
@Skyfall8865 3 жыл бұрын
He is like jews.. No city challenge..
@arawn1061
@arawn1061 3 жыл бұрын
@@Skyfall8865 what about Israel?
@y33t23
@y33t23 4 жыл бұрын
"Hey, where did you get all that money from?" "Uh... the ocean?"
@nova5303
@nova5303 4 жыл бұрын
"Idk man I just kinda found it"
@thestigsdutchcousin
@thestigsdutchcousin 4 жыл бұрын
"It was just floating there, and had the British stamp of 'You Take This, You Keep This' on it. And yeah, who am I to refuse the British?"
@Ocelopillitl
@Ocelopillitl 4 жыл бұрын
"err... internet."
@mikemartin9833
@mikemartin9833 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ocelopillitl, so, bitcoin?
@Ocelopillitl
@Ocelopillitl 4 жыл бұрын
@@mikemartin9833 don't tell me that you never watched Fairly oddparents :o
@samnom22
@samnom22 4 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "Australia probably just sent out an envoy to drown while trying to find our settler" Me: *sudden realisation of what happened to Harold Holt*
@christianZaal
@christianZaal 3 жыл бұрын
Mystery Solved!
@Kaiserboo1871
@Kaiserboo1871 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 4 жыл бұрын
Suddenly, all the nations in real life hear a call from on high: *The Uru-Eu-Wau-Wau, an undiscovered tribe in the Amazon, HAVE WON THE GAME!*
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 4 жыл бұрын
That's a real tribe, by the way.
@kingpanguan
@kingpanguan 4 жыл бұрын
I just hope this could happen some day
@insaincaldo
@insaincaldo 4 жыл бұрын
GG everybody
@pedrolmlkzk
@pedrolmlkzk 4 жыл бұрын
@@kingpanguan me too
@Red4score
@Red4score 4 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit Guess what i found your other yt account you cant hide your xcom progress from me HAHAHAHA
@-Miasimon
@-Miasimon 4 жыл бұрын
This just in, homeless man dressed in rags with a pet donkey has just been elected President of Earth.
@matthewcoyle4131
@matthewcoyle4131 4 жыл бұрын
I mean when you put it that way the description isn't a farcry from that of Jesus. Guess that explains the title "King of Kings."
@TarsonTalon
@TarsonTalon 4 жыл бұрын
Well, when everyone is enemies with everyone except you, it's quite obvious who they gonna vote for!
@aguimathi
@aguimathi 4 жыл бұрын
A few years ago I d have been shocked but... I mean Donald Trump is at the head of the USA...
@karelkootjes4019
@karelkootjes4019 4 жыл бұрын
wel.. the doctor has been called raggedy man and president of earth before.. but it's not nice to call his present companion a donkey.. while she is clearly an equatorian bureacrat from the planet ZXTY, and no ofcourse the fact her manure transmits atmospheric dispersable nerotransmitters has nothing to do with the world suddenly becoming peacefull... nor has it why she is hunted by the Judoon for genocide of the daleks, while she clearly only went along with the doctor to pay devros a visit..
@nflippo6201
@nflippo6201 4 жыл бұрын
Vermin Supreme 2020
@TheKnightOfSmite
@TheKnightOfSmite 4 жыл бұрын
"The senate will decide your fate." Kupe: "I AM THE SENATE."
@Diego-zz1df
@Diego-zz1df 4 жыл бұрын
Kupe: "Oh, most definitely. As soon as we find a suitable location for our capital, we can get on with establishing a Senate and settling this fate business."
@feelinglucky9770
@feelinglucky9770 4 жыл бұрын
@@Diego-zz1df " I love democracy"
@ginsbene808
@ginsbene808 4 жыл бұрын
Yessss!
@bigspook6398
@bigspook6398 4 жыл бұрын
Not yet
@conradsmight2220
@conradsmight2220 4 жыл бұрын
No capital = above the law
@52flyingbicycles
@52flyingbicycles 3 жыл бұрын
World superpowers are impressed by the unending generosity and humility of a small anarcho-primitivist tribe that they give it legitimacy on the world stage, ultimately deciding that this tiny nomadic nation’s ideals are the key to ending world conflict and strife and electing their tribal leaders ruler of the world
@alexthealexbot37
@alexthealexbot37 2 жыл бұрын
makes sense. If only love worked like that
@Maniacman2030
@Maniacman2030 Жыл бұрын
Anarcho? They had a Tribal Leader, It would simply be a Nomadic-Tribal civilization.
@mewmew8932
@mewmew8932 9 ай бұрын
Honestly the settler icon probably wasn't accurate, Kupe probably had a yacht or smth, they probably weren't cavemen
@testtestesttest2746
@testtestesttest2746 4 жыл бұрын
"We've lost two Diplomatic Victory points, but because we voted on ourselves to lose Diplomatic Victory points, we only lose one point" Now, THIS is how diplomacy works!
@FloatingOer
@FloatingOer 4 жыл бұрын
I love domocracy
@ItsSansom
@ItsSansom 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: You suck! Mauri: Yeah we kinda do Everyone: Hey those Mauri aren't SO bad..
@desbowman9497
@desbowman9497 4 жыл бұрын
Being Gracious in defeat makes people like you more
@blomman1719
@blomman1719 4 жыл бұрын
I LOVE IT. It's like if the entire office/school hated you so as a show of comradery you started kicking your own ass.
@picrosspixel211
@picrosspixel211 3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations you played yourself
@Maddinhpws
@Maddinhpws 4 жыл бұрын
Many people go with "A dude with a donkey becomes world leader" but looking at it. He is essentially just some insanely wealthy dude who got on the good side of a lot of governments and then did a ton of philantrophic work.
@bunnyben5607
@bunnyben5607 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Gates...
@erikthompson3274
@erikthompson3274 4 жыл бұрын
@@bunnyben5607 Bono
@Enigmashoot
@Enigmashoot 4 жыл бұрын
Aah yes the infamous philanthropist draining stranger's economy by selling favors
@VikingMuayThai
@VikingMuayThai 4 жыл бұрын
Epst3in?
@inseerlink3511
@inseerlink3511 4 жыл бұрын
I totally agree! XD
@remlok5556
@remlok5556 4 жыл бұрын
Cree people: Suffer a volcanic eruption. Maori: Can I offer you a coin in these trying times?
@Vectorbro
@Vectorbro 4 жыл бұрын
nice shot
@MrEvan312
@MrEvan312 4 жыл бұрын
A single, solitary coin :D
@IndigoGollum
@IndigoGollum 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrEvan312 Like a single chocolate chip in a granola bar
@MrEvan312
@MrEvan312 4 жыл бұрын
@@IndigoGollum Naw that'd be too generous. More like one strand of orange pulp in a orange juice jug just full of water.
@magicpyroninja
@magicpyroninja 3 жыл бұрын
Little did spiff know that by granting land access rights to all people he gave them all the ability to walk on water
@sixjhontongalamar979
@sixjhontongalamar979 3 жыл бұрын
Specially those from Jerusalem. I'm sure they are the best when it comes to walking on water.
@user-rr5ce1wb2j
@user-rr5ce1wb2j 3 жыл бұрын
@@sixjhontongalamar979 Jesus was from Nazareth, not Jerusalem.
@nicolasnod7359
@nicolasnod7359 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-rr5ce1wb2j And he was also called Yeshua you heathen. I mean, if we're gonna get super technical about it and rain on somebody else's joke...
@Cybetrexs
@Cybetrexs 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-rr5ce1wb2j nah, jesus was from detroit.
@baodinhnguyen2476
@baodinhnguyen2476 2 жыл бұрын
@@Cybetrexs I knew it!
@Psil33t
@Psil33t 4 жыл бұрын
"it's very difficult to generate grievances against someone who doesn't own any land that you want to take" ne'er has a more british statement been spoken.
@fieldy409
@fieldy409 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't really work for landless peoples in real life though.
@andrewmoore7022
@andrewmoore7022 4 жыл бұрын
@@fieldy409 that's because they had something else that was wanted or they're actively negating the supply of a wanted resource
@Jiamil
@Jiamil 4 жыл бұрын
@@fieldy409 It is called "british" statement for a reason.
@Piratewaffle43
@Piratewaffle43 4 жыл бұрын
Tomyris: *Gives Matthias gold* Kupe: *Gives Matthias more gold* Tomyris: Where this Hell is Kupe getting all this gold from? Matthias: I... gave it to him.
@PanduPoluan
@PanduPoluan 4 жыл бұрын
OMGLOL
@jonborn5498
@jonborn5498 4 жыл бұрын
When you vote for yourself to lose diplomatic points and thus win diplomatic points: task failed successfully
@Kaiserboo1871
@Kaiserboo1871 3 жыл бұрын
Tomyris: WHY! Matthias: He said I could move through his lands whenever I wanted. Tomyris: You do realize he has no actual land to pass through right. Matthias: Well he may settle down one day in which case I need to be able to move across his lands. Besides I wasn’t the only one to give him money, Jerusalem is also giving him money because he is there suzerain.
@carlbennett2417
@carlbennett2417 3 жыл бұрын
So funny! This comment nails how this game is so hilarious!!
@Sproutrabbit
@Sproutrabbit 3 жыл бұрын
The Money is in Returning LMAO
@Bluesabara
@Bluesabara 4 жыл бұрын
"the Maori needs to lose points." Maori: yesn't
@tanith117
@tanith117 4 жыл бұрын
Maori:I agree The world: Good choice, here have a victory point.
@jamesfunnymorrison8305
@jamesfunnymorrison8305 4 жыл бұрын
well yes, but actually no
@Erkle64
@Erkle64 4 жыл бұрын
Clearly it should be "Yeah, nah" ;)
@LaterMeansBrick
@LaterMeansBrick 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, I don't
@charlesbasile2038
@charlesbasile2038 4 жыл бұрын
"Look how reasonable the Maori are! That's the sort of leader I could really get behind"
@lekhakaananta5864
@lekhakaananta5864 3 жыл бұрын
This must be how medieval aristocrats feel when they see merchants getting wealthy. "How are you making gold without owning any land?!"
@TarsonTalon
@TarsonTalon 2 жыл бұрын
It's that Sigma Maori grindset.
@mysterymastermind175
@mysterymastermind175 2 жыл бұрын
Because he basically traded favors for cash
@crossup13
@crossup13 Жыл бұрын
*and then the war started
@PhantomSavage
@PhantomSavage 4 жыл бұрын
Only Spiff and his gents could find a way to turn Civ 6 into the East India Trading Company.
@erddun
@erddun 4 жыл бұрын
I like thy videos...
@samsonguy10k
@samsonguy10k 4 жыл бұрын
That's very appropriate as the EITC was a world power for a time. I'd love if Megacorps were introduced to Civ VI or perhaps a spinoff.
@Petemossfunguy
@Petemossfunguy 4 жыл бұрын
Someone on reddit did this a week ago. He just took that guys seed and played the same game and monetized it.
@hazelcalderbank1556
@hazelcalderbank1556 4 жыл бұрын
@@Petemossfunguy He said this at the start of the video
@AlexandraElizabethh
@AlexandraElizabethh 4 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit Up late on a Sunday night? You cheeky sausage, you.
@darrellwillis4871
@darrellwillis4871 4 жыл бұрын
Maori tribe wins by fixing everyone's problems Maori: "WhAt CaN I SaY ExcEpt You'RE WeLCOme!"
@veggiedragon1000
@veggiedragon1000 4 жыл бұрын
Darrell Willis Underrated comment
@roberteospeedwagon3526
@roberteospeedwagon3526 4 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realize Maui is a Maori man
@bubermarcus8607
@bubermarcus8607 4 жыл бұрын
@@roberteospeedwagon3526 He's tongan, I think.
@Delta-lb1ck
@Delta-lb1ck 4 жыл бұрын
@@bubermarcus8607 Maui is from Maori mythology
@Taylor-io4hc
@Taylor-io4hc 4 жыл бұрын
Maui features in all Polynesian myths and legends as a demigod. His roots are in Hawaii where all other Polynesians trace ancestry from. So he is Hawaiian, Maori, Tongan, Samoan, Tokelauan, etc
@ttrep4957
@ttrep4957 4 жыл бұрын
Don't give any aid when the aid request starts. Wait until the there are "0" turns remaining, then give 1 more gold then the highest bid to win. I've never had an AI beat that late aid amount and you save a lot of gold.
@askalon4558
@askalon4558 4 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if it worked as well.
@robertcaldwell6267
@robertcaldwell6267 4 жыл бұрын
Big brain
@danpowell806
@danpowell806 4 жыл бұрын
Why spend more than you need to?
@Lankpants
@Lankpants 4 жыл бұрын
It's best to do this because the AI actively tries to outbid you. If you drop 100 gold more than them and they can they will increase their bid. If they feel like they've safely won the contest they won't. Their total bids will usually end up lower if you don't bid till the last turn.
@Serahpin
@Serahpin 4 жыл бұрын
@@danpowell806 3rd Rule of Acquisition: Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to.
@notalive5479
@notalive5479 3 жыл бұрын
Winning that first aid request for Poundmaker was basically just "Can I offer you a nice coin in this trying time?"
@Vexy93
@Vexy93 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "I see your entire city got burned down by a volcano eruption. I can offer you one shiny gold coin" Poundmkaer: "What?! Just a single coin? What am I supposed to do with this?" Spiff: "Well, that's more than anyone else has going to offer you. And no wonders why, you silly ungrateful douchebag"
@tigerwarrior1787
@tigerwarrior1787 Жыл бұрын
Poundmaker: "I require aid! A volcano erupted all over my nation!" Other AI: *Laughs hilariously at how it was delivered* Kupe: *Pulls out a lute* Toss a coin to your Cree, oh ocean of plenty...
@TheArklyte
@TheArklyte 4 жыл бұрын
"We have done nothing to earn it." Explored the whole world and made connections between all cultures, sold resources to people that wanted them, never closed your doors to other people, never waged war, sinked more effort in helping people in need then economies of whole countries, was a beacon of world cooperation being able to path needed decision and always being aware of what would be supported by majority. Yeah...
@ballom29
@ballom29 4 жыл бұрын
but he still scammed the hell out of every nation. How many gold did he gained by opening his imaginary borders with others country?
@TheArklyte
@TheArklyte 4 жыл бұрын
@@ballom29 had he ever lied to them though? Had he broken any laws? Had he not provided what was agreed upon?
@aznperson8
@aznperson8 4 жыл бұрын
@@ballom29 I imagine myself that somewhere along the way in their early visits to civilizations of the ENTIRE WORLD centuries before the other civilizations, maybe global (land-)society had somehow gotten it into their heads that the Maori were "hyper-futuristic spacegod-beings that could sail the deeper oceans!". That would imply to me that somehow they convinced everybody else that the greater ocean was their territory.
@LordDarkhelm
@LordDarkhelm 4 жыл бұрын
You know, fair point.
@johnsexton4352
@johnsexton4352 4 жыл бұрын
This sounds like every Civs cool uncle
@pernelladams448
@pernelladams448 4 жыл бұрын
Trajan: Where is Your capital? Kupe: What’s a capital?
@robertnett9793
@robertnett9793 4 жыл бұрын
Someone: Where's your capital? Kupe: *shuffling in his purse: I have this 1500 gold coins.
@ghostfenrir1892
@ghostfenrir1892 4 жыл бұрын
Matthias: "So, where's your capital city located? Kupe: You're looking at him.
@loghorizon45
@loghorizon45 4 жыл бұрын
Ghost Fenrir1 I am the state!
@andromedastormcrow3288
@andromedastormcrow3288 4 жыл бұрын
You basically made a civilization of seafaring uncle Irohs who just wander around giving people tea advice and money. Who wouldn't want those guys in charge?
@jacobp.2024
@jacobp.2024 4 жыл бұрын
He totally gave those Cree people a white lotus tile.
@theapexsurvivor9538
@theapexsurvivor9538 4 жыл бұрын
*Ozai and Azula screaming in the background as tea shops spring up in every city*
@Vectorbro
@Vectorbro 4 жыл бұрын
T_T brave little soldier boy comes marching home
@Snowfireblues
@Snowfireblues 4 жыл бұрын
For some reason I imagined that shot from the intro, where there's a fire nation boat full of masked soldiers, but instead of the soldiers it was just a bunch of copy-pasted Uncle Irohs holding a tea cup 🤣
@josephanderson6311
@josephanderson6311 3 жыл бұрын
I mean let’s be real if there was a gathering of humans that traveled the earth and introduced every society to one another and traded with everyone gathering resources on their travels and selling them and then uniting them in a world Congress and constantly emptying their coffers to save the lives of those in need….I’d vote for them too 😂
@bensoncheung2801
@bensoncheung2801 2 жыл бұрын
Joyboy
@DanksterPaws
@DanksterPaws 2 жыл бұрын
Civilizational robin hood
@matthewzeller5026
@matthewzeller5026 2 жыл бұрын
@@bensoncheung2801 Bro now I really need an Ancient Kingdom mod so I can play as Joyboy.
@Illiaschwarz
@Illiaschwarz 2 жыл бұрын
@@DanksterPaws Be B y. Y
@jout738
@jout738 2 жыл бұрын
No wonder nobody got any hostility towards them. But I dont think this experiment is going to work online, when some 10 year old kid playing this game will attack anyway the setlef in the sea, if he wants to.
@Ryan-tz7sx
@Ryan-tz7sx 4 жыл бұрын
7:37 "We know Hungary is roughly on this continent with Australia" AUSTRALIA-HUNGARY
@popepiusxv
@popepiusxv 4 жыл бұрын
cursed
@steelydan3263
@steelydan3263 4 жыл бұрын
Austro-Austalia-Hungary
@RecklessInternetting
@RecklessInternetting 4 жыл бұрын
Only if Hungary has to recognise Lizzie Two as head of state like we do.
@Sir_Steven
@Sir_Steven 4 жыл бұрын
I'm hungarian and I can confirm that we are indeed on the same continent as Australia.
@xX_Lord_Headass_Xx
@xX_Lord_Headass_Xx 4 жыл бұрын
Everything I learned in high school geography was lie!
@McLainCraft
@McLainCraft 4 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "you guys are right, I do have too many diplomatic victory points, silly me. Here take them away." Eleanor of Aquitaine: "Wow, thanks for being so agreeable, here, have a diplomatic victory point!"
@ursadabear2810
@ursadabear2810 4 жыл бұрын
“One of the stupidest challenges I’ve ever done” I look forward to whatever qualifies as THE stupidest
@johnsonzheng1728
@johnsonzheng1728 4 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit At this point, I can't tell if you are joking or being serious....
@kitfenn9722
@kitfenn9722 4 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit But... how?
@LeoLol1517
@LeoLol1517 4 жыл бұрын
@@kitfenn9722 i imagine if one of the players plant the bomb, and the CT defuses it with nobody dying. that would be one way
@Vanta_Blue
@Vanta_Blue 4 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit I respectfully request a video of this.
@Vespasian91
@Vespasian91 4 жыл бұрын
@@Vanta_Blue I second that motion
@colfer4life
@colfer4life 3 жыл бұрын
every single time i watch one of your videos you're like "you can win this STUPID game with NO EFFORT it is SO EASY" while devoting incredible effort to meticulous skillful strategy in pursuit of the most difficult victory conditions possible in a very complex game. give yourself some credit man.
@The_Bird_Bird_Harder
@The_Bird_Bird_Harder 2 жыл бұрын
Seriously. He's astonishingly good at a ton of the things he plays!
@DesolatorMagic
@DesolatorMagic 4 жыл бұрын
The world: let's find an exoplanet! Some guy in a boat: aww yis
@mr.cleanarchonoflight8120
@mr.cleanarchonoflight8120 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao it des, antithesis of the netdeckers
@shicrazy33
@shicrazy33 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@KaosFireMaker
@KaosFireMaker 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta send aid money to those mindworms
@DeadlyDanDaMan
@DeadlyDanDaMan 4 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough, this is the most diplomatic victory of diplomatic victories.
@Arrakiz666
@Arrakiz666 4 жыл бұрын
Right? Full pacifist, no land, no conflict, just a generous amount of friendly foreign intervention. This man literally just scammed all the nations into world peace.
@BloodfelX
@BloodfelX 4 жыл бұрын
@@Arrakiz666 Haha, I like "scammed all the nations into world peace"! Like once he won Diplomatic Victory everyone was like "Damn it - I wanted to go commit genocide on my neighbours! ...Ah well, I guess not being a warmonger is fine. Stop building the nukes lads - we don't need them any more."
@bachpham6862
@bachpham6862 4 жыл бұрын
@@Arrakiz666 If any of those conspiracies about a shadowy government manipulating foreign nations is true, I would expect them to be Maori
@jacobp.2024
@jacobp.2024 4 жыл бұрын
Maori shadow council: "What can I say except 'you're welcome?'"
@theapexsurvivor9538
@theapexsurvivor9538 4 жыл бұрын
@@jacobp.2024 "For taking nukes out of your skies."
@dreadpenguinlord340
@dreadpenguinlord340 4 жыл бұрын
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."
@tohon
@tohon 4 жыл бұрын
Dread Penguinlord Greetings Professor Falken.
@groundloss
@groundloss 4 жыл бұрын
Thats what some AI thought after playing Tetris for the first time.
@gorkkh
@gorkkh 4 жыл бұрын
Especially with Gandhi in the game.
@moguldamongrel3054
@moguldamongrel3054 4 жыл бұрын
Well in terms of actual society and economics if everyone stops playing the whole machine grinds to a halt. Then your overlords have 2 choices, capitulate to your requests, or convince their hired goons from various branches to force the populaces back to work.
@llatew7126
@llatew7126 4 жыл бұрын
Is this an xkcd reference I spot?
@mr.husbandoeu7254
@mr.husbandoeu7254 2 жыл бұрын
I'd like to imagine the maori travelling in disguise as sea merchants and giving vague clues and rumors about the supposed location of their ocean kingdom then just scamming the hell outta them. I mean, it did happen a lot, especially during the age of exploration
@rainbowsnek
@rainbowsnek 2 жыл бұрын
hot take: this is how the legend of atlantis originated
@Ghosty618
@Ghosty618 2 жыл бұрын
This isn't the history of my people in the slightest, but I really want it to be 😂
@A-strange-visitor
@A-strange-visitor Жыл бұрын
@rainbowsnek that's not a hot take thats facts. That's how the legend of atlantis came to be
@CallMeMenti
@CallMeMenti 4 жыл бұрын
The diplomatic victory here actually makes perfect sense to me. Regardless of what the rest of your civilization was like, you successfully negotiated dozens if not hundreds of diplomatic agreements with every single empire in the world. Time and time again, you brought issues to the peace table and resolved them. You supported the right people at the right time and put money in the right places when it needed to be there. That sounds EXACTLY like how a politician gets elected to be the leader of their government. It just so happens this government is in command of the entire world.
@cozycowboy
@cozycowboy 3 жыл бұрын
Truth be told, a borderless government that fixes everyone else’s problems sounds pretty damn good
@starmangalaxy2001
@starmangalaxy2001 3 жыл бұрын
@Arkryder 52 Unfortunately. But that's why it's a neat concept in fiction.
@heheheha1997
@heheheha1997 3 жыл бұрын
Except you got all that money from selling open borders to your none existent civilization and from resources spawned from thin air.
@sumez4369
@sumez4369 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, a few mechanics used in this playthrough are slightly nonsensical, but all the exploits make logical sense. People in another comment thread going on about "why don't they patch this". Like, what aspect of this victory actually needs to be patched? It's playing the game as it was designed.
@Zack-et9wj
@Zack-et9wj 2 жыл бұрын
@@cozycowboy well,isn it united nation...kinda
@lostbutfreesoul
@lostbutfreesoul 4 жыл бұрын
I have seen someone lose a game of Civilization 6 on turn two: They where relocating one square over to gain bonuses from a river... which then flooded and killed the settler.
@josgretf2800
@josgretf2800 4 жыл бұрын
I've played standard games with only 7 players becasue the Maori died turn one from a hurricane.
@ninjabaiano6092
@ninjabaiano6092 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahha
@kelvinyonger8885
@kelvinyonger8885 4 жыл бұрын
I once killed another civ's settler on turn 1.
@shadaras
@shadaras 4 жыл бұрын
@@kelvinyonger8885 Yeah, glad I'm not the only one to have gotten a free turn 1 settler.
@mewmew8932
@mewmew8932 9 ай бұрын
@@josgretf2800 they forgot to level up their dodge stat
@Force2reckonVods
@Force2reckonVods 4 жыл бұрын
"Meaning our settler is nice and safe" Lands the settler.
@cr4zyj4ck
@cr4zyj4ck 4 жыл бұрын
After a certain tech level the barbarians begin to spawn in boats. Taking Suzerainity of Jerusalem let him sit inside a friendly cities territory and never worry about being killed by barbarians, since barbarians encampments can only spawn in land tiles not currently in visual range of any player. There were 3 city states on that tiny island meaning no barbarians would ever spawn there, and since he has no cities to conquer, the AI won't ever declare war on him and levy those city states to kill him, and city states never declare war unless their Suzerain declares war.
@FolgoreCZ
@FolgoreCZ 4 жыл бұрын
@@cr4zyj4ck I'm pretty sure Force2Reckon ment the time he landed the settler while exploring to take the goodiehut.
@Force2reckonVods
@Force2reckonVods 4 жыл бұрын
@@FolgoreCZ This, I have almost 800 hours in Civ 6 and almost twice that in Civ 5, I can't even count the hours I've put into Civ 4 and earlier titles when I was young. Trust me I know my Civ :P
@samsonguy10k
@samsonguy10k 4 жыл бұрын
@@cr4zyj4ck There is a chance for a barbarian camp to spawn within visual range. It's happened for me, but not commonly.
@Sun_Tzu1
@Sun_Tzu1 4 жыл бұрын
@@samsonguy10k nope
@rylexander1
@rylexander1 3 жыл бұрын
I think this is amazing. Winning by being excessively nice to everyone for thousands of years. Truly fantastic. I would irl vote for people who did that
@mango4554
@mango4554 3 жыл бұрын
Global insurance company
@BlackRoseImmortal75
@BlackRoseImmortal75 3 жыл бұрын
actually there's a population who did those exact same things in real world history.
@buttybizinsky9572
@buttybizinsky9572 2 жыл бұрын
Never gonna happen tho lol
@1x1HealthyEnergybyAndrew
@1x1HealthyEnergybyAndrew 2 жыл бұрын
@@BlackRoseImmortal75 who
@ifiguredouthowtochangemyna3945
@ifiguredouthowtochangemyna3945 2 жыл бұрын
@@BlackRoseImmortal75 who?
@SephirothRyu
@SephirothRyu 4 жыл бұрын
That time Spiffing Brit breaks the game by just sailing around and HELPING EVERYONE THE BEST HE CAN. ...Is this some new colonisation strategy?
@nova5303
@nova5303 4 жыл бұрын
Unironically yeah, kind of. It's not all that uncommon for 1st world countries to offer "aid" as an excuse to establish themselves as an essential element of the aid recipients economy
@NimhLabs
@NimhLabs 4 жыл бұрын
It worked for Sun Wukong and the other lesser not as noteworthy companions in The Journey West
@NimhLabs
@NimhLabs 4 жыл бұрын
@Viktor Magnusson A Water Dragon pretending to be a Horse is kind of like a boat... if you squint a little bit while drunk
@humonculeverotostre6804
@humonculeverotostre6804 4 жыл бұрын
That's called neo-colonialism and it's a bitch.
@NimhLabs
@NimhLabs 4 жыл бұрын
@Viktor Magnusson Have you gotten a glimpse at how Reanu Keeves has been looking lately? He is getting kind of Immortal Monkey God King looking... and he is at least half as immortal as Sun Wukong these days That is the connection... as per why I would be talking about Reanu Keeves in a Civilisation game... well, some questions you don't want answers for
@bigscaryguy13
@bigscaryguy13 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like "Maori" was actually just a con being run by a dude out of his apartment next to the UN building. Kupe's just been walking in and out of different royal courts and embassies talking about how great his country is, and everyone just kinda agreed. Meanwhile, three dudes and a mule in the middle of nowhere keep having to pretend to be important local dignitaries anytime some foreign delegation arrived.
@lufei3867
@lufei3867 4 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of meme lore that I live for
@mridontexist5489
@mridontexist5489 4 жыл бұрын
Lu Fei same
@RomanianJ96
@RomanianJ96 4 жыл бұрын
Foreign delegation: "....Why is there a donkey here?" Kupe: It's......Have you seen Shrek?
@kaduVIII
@kaduVIII 4 жыл бұрын
Well... Works for the dude who sell the Eifel Tower.
@kos2919
@kos2919 4 жыл бұрын
@@RomanianJ96 So in that world before movie was a thing there's already play about the romantic comedy of Shrek?
@gungir2295
@gungir2295 4 жыл бұрын
The game is so balanced that even the slightly niche "No City Strategy" wasn't overlooked by the devs!
@jabloko992
@jabloko992 4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure this is not a deliberate design by the devs lol.
@jabloko992
@jabloko992 4 жыл бұрын
@Pedro Albino No they didn't, this is a straight up exploit, it completely breaks the game, you don't even need to play the game to win, I can guarantee you this will be patched.
@remiblaise
@remiblaise 4 жыл бұрын
@@jabloko992 Probably not as it doesn't work against players
@tpig83
@tpig83 4 жыл бұрын
@@jabloko992 This has existed since at least civ 5. I remember playing a germany no city game.
@macesboy
@macesboy 4 жыл бұрын
@@jabloko992 I wouldn't say it breaks the game, as this win would be excruciatingly hard to achieve if he didn't have the game settings on apocalypse mode, not to mention it was a much easier game to abuse on pangea as well. As far as in-game though, yeah it fucking abuses the mechanics lmao. That open borders shit killed me, that was literally broke.
@darkSorceror
@darkSorceror 3 жыл бұрын
"John Curtin sends his delegation to drown in the ocean, with the hopes of eventually finding out settler" So THAT'S what happened to Harold Holt
@darkSorceror
@darkSorceror 3 жыл бұрын
Shinto religion "very aggressively owned by Hungary" 🤔
@dieidiotten
@dieidiotten 3 жыл бұрын
I'm off to a very important meeting to do with maoris! *drowns*
@dwightd.eisenhower2031
@dwightd.eisenhower2031 2 жыл бұрын
Copied comment
@darkSorceror
@darkSorceror 2 жыл бұрын
@@dwightd.eisenhower2031 Duplicated reply
@PizzaRatJC
@PizzaRatJC 4 жыл бұрын
"Those wayer dudes are uncultured and haven't discovered the wheel, but they are really nice people"
@jxslayz6663
@jxslayz6663 4 жыл бұрын
...nice people, they should rule the world. lol
@kos2919
@kos2919 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair I can imagine that to have diplomatic holding they lied about having a kingdom but they keeping it secret with excuses like "it's holy/sacred" so no foreigner can know the location. They became the Atlantis of that world
@PizzaRatJC
@PizzaRatJC 4 жыл бұрын
@@kos2919 3 dudes in a boat show up with a donkey "aye fam wanna come over? Our capital is like, the size of your entire country" World leader: sure, why not? Boat dudes: well sucks for you, because you can't. Our capital.. goes to a different school.. she's from canada.. you can't meet her. But she exists. Trust us.
@Indy509
@Indy509 4 жыл бұрын
@@kos2919 kinda like wakanda?
@kos2919
@kos2919 4 жыл бұрын
@@Indy509 But Wakanda actually have land and when neighbouring countries were in trouble like war and colonized they never help. Wakanda is like Japan's isolationism wet dream.
@xCoNa14
@xCoNa14 4 жыл бұрын
Winning a diplomatic victory with gold, i see you've taken inspiration from real life
@Kaiserboo1871
@Kaiserboo1871 2 жыл бұрын
I mean when you consider the fact that Qatar was able to host the world cub despite their… controversial labor laws (aka slave labor).
@IgKravenchenko
@IgKravenchenko 4 жыл бұрын
Next video: "Civ 6: Winning without leaving the main menu"
@basicallyarobloxian4533
@basicallyarobloxian4533 3 жыл бұрын
The video after that: "Civ 6: Winning without downloading the game"
@famouscryp4130
@famouscryp4130 3 жыл бұрын
Well technically you've won by not even playing it. You've won in real life.
@KerbalHub
@KerbalHub 3 жыл бұрын
*sperm wins civ 6*
@thecheesen
@thecheesen 3 жыл бұрын
The video after after that: "Civ 6: Winnig without buying an computer"
@TechSupport900
@TechSupport900 3 жыл бұрын
@@thecheesen play on switch or console
@ZNEO3NZ
@ZNEO3NZ 3 жыл бұрын
I like to think of this victory as the mauri just boating close to other civilizations and then swimming in and the other civs assuming they were from atlantis.
@isaacstocking7746
@isaacstocking7746 3 жыл бұрын
What's a mauri
@aweirdo.5184
@aweirdo.5184 2 жыл бұрын
@@isaacstocking7746 Bro that's what I'm thinking.
@nikoramuriwai-ihimaera2518
@nikoramuriwai-ihimaera2518 2 жыл бұрын
@@isaacstocking7746 i think he meant Māori
@mate8599
@mate8599 4 жыл бұрын
"We managed to convince the world that we, a civilization that has never settled a city, who never grew a population, should lead the world" Spiff has created the illuminati in civ 6
@rjwhaley7382
@rjwhaley7382 4 жыл бұрын
Illumanti is just three buff dudes and a donkey who would have known
@Ritualist89
@Ritualist89 4 жыл бұрын
Illumaoriati
@weterinar13
@weterinar13 4 жыл бұрын
@@rjwhaley7382 with a bunch of gold made from nothing to give away
@umbradens6129
@umbradens6129 4 жыл бұрын
ha that's what I thought too
@Nukepositive
@Nukepositive 4 жыл бұрын
He is basically the shadow government of several city-states.
@Ramona122003
@Ramona122003 4 жыл бұрын
Diplomatic Victory is so cheese. I was going for a Science Victory with Korea and got a Diplomatic Victory because France settled a city too far for them and kept losing control of it. So with my superior technology, I kept liberating the city and giving it back to them along with giving aide. Got me a Diplomatic Victory two turns before my Science Victory on Turn 330.
@danieljames1868
@danieljames1868 4 жыл бұрын
"F* it, I don't want to live on this planet anymore" "Wait, stop, we want you to be our king" "Eeeeeeehhhh?"
@Alexandar358
@Alexandar358 4 жыл бұрын
So you won a Diplomatic Victory, by repeatedly giving France back a city that wanted nothing to do with them, over and over again??? That's how Diplomacy Works
@Vexy93
@Vexy93 3 жыл бұрын
I remember my first game on Civ was on Civ 5, as someone who loves science and technology, I was trying to win with the Science Victory. Yet, Science gave me so much power that I had to stop myself from destroying everyone else, and I did yet eventually got the cultural victory
@Three4OneDP
@Three4OneDP 3 жыл бұрын
@@Alexandar358 *looks at Hong Kong*
@valtadir4368
@valtadir4368 4 жыл бұрын
Just imagine that this actually happened in history, that there was a group of people roaming around helping all other societies in their time of need, instead of assaulting them and conquering them. Little by little they build frienships and conections, selling the best sea trained horses, until they become the most influetial and respected civilization in the whole world, cited in texts all over as the great saviors, being revered as gods of mercy, prosperity and "sea-horses", from the minoans to the sumerias, shaping history, creating the world one step at a time by horse dealing.
@aguimathi
@aguimathi 4 жыл бұрын
It's almost the history of Switzerland. We never had lot of resources and we don't have many cities, but we managed to buy the world and are the n01 diplomatic city in the world tanks to our gold
@noxtrin1878
@noxtrin1878 4 жыл бұрын
Mathias yeah and those “sea-horses” is Mercenaries
@carsonm7292
@carsonm7292 4 жыл бұрын
@@aguimathi Switzerland is exactly what I was thinking of watching this video. Their main global exports are managing other peoples' money and hosting other peoples' diplomats.
@WWLinkMasterX
@WWLinkMasterX 4 жыл бұрын
Just imagine that this actually happened in history, that there was a group of people roaming around living in other societies and selling them stuff, instead of assaulting them and conquering them. Little by little they build friendships and connections, selling the best jewelry, until they become the most influential tribe in the whole world, cited in texts all over, being revered as masters of trade, diplomacy and "art", from the middle east to the Americas, shaping history, creating the world one step at a time by gold dealing.
@inseerlink3511
@inseerlink3511 4 жыл бұрын
They way you said it makes me feel like it actually happened.
@DMGamer_PC
@DMGamer_PC 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, as exploitable as this is, I do genuinely like this style of diplomatic victory. It's not about cooperation; it's about being able to work with everyone's best interests. It's a cool way to make it work in-universe, while also making it possible to win despite being an adverse system.
@LairdWackyla
@LairdWackyla 4 жыл бұрын
"Sea Nomads bring about world peace." *start building huts* "nuclear war threatened."
@thebaronlouis8619
@thebaronlouis8619 4 жыл бұрын
Anthony Hopkins "Kupe isn't a place. It never was."
@tskmaster3837
@tskmaster3837 4 жыл бұрын
Civilization 6: Exists. Spiff: "I can't do anything about the number, it's the sixth in the series. But I can take out the "Civilization" part." End result: RANDOM SQUATTER ELECTED WORLD LEADER! Spiff: "Perfectly balanced."
@spiderglitch22
@spiderglitch22 4 жыл бұрын
The game is now called "6". Just 6.
@PeterOak
@PeterOak 2 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest civilization campaign I have ever had the pleasure of watching. This is no exploit. Kupe and his followers, who've been a small nomadic group for thousands of years, and his crusade of helping people by taking money from where it's not needed to where it is, even from the same nation, probably by taking it from corrupt government officials, is the most diplomatic thing to ever happen on any civilization game. He was for his entire life a chill dude who just wanted to hangout and help people in need. He managed to outnice Mr Rogers. Material possessions? Creator of Philosophy? He puts Diogenes to shame. That's world leader material. Thousands upon thousands of years from now people, as people colonize the galaxy, they will still be talking about what a cool dude he was. He deserved every single one of those points and votes.
@Admiralkirk95
@Admiralkirk95 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone- We can't let this homeless sailor be the chairman of the UN Kupe- I agree......+1 diplomatic point Everyone- *visible confusion* (Thanks for all the likes I didn't expect this to be that funny)
@jeffevio
@jeffevio 4 жыл бұрын
This is pure gold
@gpapenburg1737
@gpapenburg1737 4 жыл бұрын
@@jeffevio Yep. Literally worth pure gold :'D
@oceanbytez847
@oceanbytez847 4 жыл бұрын
@@jeffevio his purity only solidifies his case. The irony.
@FelipeLiraSantanaSilva
@FelipeLiraSantanaSilva 4 жыл бұрын
That's exactly how politics works actually.
@mor4y
@mor4y 4 жыл бұрын
Well I mean we have a Dr of History in charge of the World Health Organisation, so it doesn't seem that mad! 🤷‍♂️
@salinevaleni7180
@salinevaleni7180 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine pulling this off in a multiplayer game then an hour or two in someone realizing you don't even have a city down.
@googiegress
@googiegress 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure they would just load a few military units into boats and come kill your settler.
@locococo8961
@locococo8961 4 жыл бұрын
No, this wouldn't work. It only works with ai, on multiplayer, people are actually smart, and they would make sure he doesn't win a Diplo victory, also, there is a pretty large chance they would have won at that point, because most games take less than 250 turns to win.
@thatdude3466
@thatdude3466 4 жыл бұрын
Would be fun to see a crusade between players who defend the sole settler trying to unite the entire world and the heathens who attempt to kill it before he reachs a diplomatic victory.
@some_meme6707
@some_meme6707 4 жыл бұрын
I wish players were dumb enough for this to work.
@Khajmer
@Khajmer 4 жыл бұрын
Aside from being easy to kill the strat also relies heavily on the AI just handing you gold and being incredibly predictable in WC.
@Electric_Bagpipes
@Electric_Bagpipes 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, you don’t own land tiles, you just own *THE ENTIRE OCEAN*
@BunzJackson
@BunzJackson 2 жыл бұрын
Kupe the legend, sailing around the world scamming governments out of their money and using it as disaster relief. Not out of kindness, but just the sheer need to be given the Best Person on Earth Award.
@lefterismplanas4977
@lefterismplanas4977 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@itsyaboitavino3273
@itsyaboitavino3273 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone in the comments: “haha just 3 dudes and a donkey”. The 4 Warriors standing with them so they don’t get attacked: “Am I a joke to you?”
@SaurabhKurkute
@SaurabhKurkute 4 жыл бұрын
15:30 - "England founded a new Religion: Hinduism" Absolutely brilliant.
@georgecant-stand-yeh5451
@georgecant-stand-yeh5451 4 жыл бұрын
Civs actually try to get the religion that said civ is known for like Spain will want Christianity China, Japan, Korea, And Khmer will want Buddhism America and Sweden will want Protestantism and Ghandi will want Hinduism
@juliohong247
@juliohong247 4 жыл бұрын
@Viktor Magnusson England: Time for colonisation India India: no u
@muther1997
@muther1997 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine 4 homless dudes and their donkey becoming the most influential people in the world
@theapexsurvivor9538
@theapexsurvivor9538 4 жыл бұрын
Technically not homeless: They had boats.
@mikhail_kovyrnev
@mikhail_kovyrnev 4 жыл бұрын
Shrek, is that you?
@itzcloudy5672
@itzcloudy5672 4 жыл бұрын
jesus?? is that you??
@pauldennison1757
@pauldennison1757 4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the Emperor Norton.
@aweirdo.5184
@aweirdo.5184 2 жыл бұрын
Being a Maori myself. It's rare to see content creators talking about Maori or anything to do with New Zealand. So I really enjoyed this. Ka Pai Te Mahi! (also like your spore vids.)
@elduquecaradura1468
@elduquecaradura1468 2 жыл бұрын
A year ago a mod of Age of Empires 3 (Wars of Liberty) had added Maori, between many issues still show bugs, but are fun and in some aspects interesting and midly op
@LordKnt
@LordKnt 4 жыл бұрын
"Kupe and the Maori aren't exactly at the top of my tierlist" Meanwhile in high-level play: autobanned despite already being nerfed lmao
@clayxros576
@clayxros576 4 жыл бұрын
Turns out broken bonuses on the surface don't mean much when smart folks know the ins and outs of abusing their favs.
@BloodfelX
@BloodfelX 4 жыл бұрын
(38:30) Funny how you ended the game with more military power score than Australia. I can understand how you ended the game with the 2nd most Gold and wasn't last in Diplomatic Favour - but Australia apparently is just so unprepared for conflict in that reality that three men with sharp sticks and a donkey are considered more powerful than their entire civilisation.
@bernardo-x5n
@bernardo-x5n 4 жыл бұрын
Spiff probably made Australia bankrupt and with no money to sustain an army.
@elwayfan01
@elwayfan01 4 жыл бұрын
They lost their military in The Great Emu War.
@AntonSuprun
@AntonSuprun 4 жыл бұрын
Australia was a prison colony. And prisoners can't have weapons you know.
@mizuiwai1837
@mizuiwai1837 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair have you seen a donkey in combat? They are formidable when they want to be...
@bluevoid1173
@bluevoid1173 4 жыл бұрын
Spiff: pronounces Canberra wrong Every Australian: angry screeching
@ragerancher
@ragerancher 4 жыл бұрын
I think you will find that Spiff pronounces every word exactly as it should be, it's simply that the Australians can't speak English English.
@BerserkxELF943
@BerserkxELF943 4 жыл бұрын
@@ragerancher That's why american english is what is taught around the world... not british or australian LOL
@westy1637
@westy1637 4 жыл бұрын
"Canbruh"
@vestigials
@vestigials 4 жыл бұрын
@@ragerancher It's not an English word, though. checkmate, atheists
@bradpidgeon3426
@bradpidgeon3426 4 жыл бұрын
"THAT'S A BLOODY OUTRAGE IT IS! I'M GONNA TAKE THIS ALL THE WAY TO THE PRIME MINISTA!" Me, an Australian
@theencolony5595
@theencolony5595 4 жыл бұрын
I like how this run is essentially just becoming an insurance agency, taking gold from people and giving it back when something happens
@doctorc8852
@doctorc8852 4 жыл бұрын
I believe that the strategy is actually called the SeaLand strat.
@musicalaviator
@musicalaviator 4 жыл бұрын
New Sea Land. But they wrote the S backwards.
@baerauble
@baerauble 4 жыл бұрын
Except unlike the real Sea Land other people agree that you exist.
@doctorc8852
@doctorc8852 4 жыл бұрын
@@baerauble dont let spiff hear you say that. He loves SeaLand.
@kos2919
@kos2919 4 жыл бұрын
But Sealand is useless irl
@DPSpade4ever
@DPSpade4ever 4 жыл бұрын
Called it before me.
@jaypeadieL611
@jaypeadieL611 4 жыл бұрын
"Aggressively help out". Sounds very good. So its like a crusade, i mean "peace-keeping".
@JachAnen
@JachAnen 4 жыл бұрын
That or "bringing democracy"
@chrisschoenthaler5184
@chrisschoenthaler5184 4 жыл бұрын
jaypea leones I see someone takes after Anderson.
@upharieldurin
@upharieldurin 4 жыл бұрын
Shall we Keep the peace?
@jaypeadieL611
@jaypeadieL611 4 жыл бұрын
I'm curious to see how this panzers out.
@jaypeadieL611
@jaypeadieL611 4 жыл бұрын
@Mr Very noice "Ready to die" plays in the background
@CaptaineRed
@CaptaineRed 4 жыл бұрын
"That spot in the ocean where the foreign emissaries are sent" lmao I wish it'd have happened historically such a story is just too good, nice one spiff
@TheRealRMG
@TheRealRMG 3 жыл бұрын
The main thing I learned from this is that you can actually send people gold during an emergency, instead of having to do the Send Aid project.
@Lakhshamana
@Lakhshamana 4 жыл бұрын
Kupe: "What can I say except you're welcome... for the tides, the sun, the sky!"
@ctakitimu
@ctakitimu 4 жыл бұрын
*Maui has entered the chat*
@Lakhshamana
@Lakhshamana 4 жыл бұрын
@@ctakitimu are you sure Kupe and Maui are different people? I mean, nobody ever saw them in the same room...
@ctakitimu
@ctakitimu 4 жыл бұрын
@@Lakhshamana Ha ha ha! I think they were brothers in my country's myths
@tipeneball9979
@tipeneball9979 3 жыл бұрын
Kupe is a Tupuna (ancestor) of Ngāpuhi (a Māori Tribe). Maui is a Demi God who pulled up Aotearoa (New Zealand). Kupe was The first person to Find Aotearoa after Maui pulled up the land.
@Lakhshamana
@Lakhshamana 3 жыл бұрын
@@tipeneball9979 in short, he set foot on the isles and yelled "DIBS!"
@thecynic75
@thecynic75 4 жыл бұрын
Me: "No way can he beat an empire building game without building an empire" TheSpiffingBrit: *Continues being himself*
@LiamDerWandrer
@LiamDerWandrer 3 жыл бұрын
Wll, technically he did build an empire... a trade empire with no land owned! XD
@b.delacroix7592
@b.delacroix7592 4 жыл бұрын
In a weird way, this is actually kind of playing the game.
@tucker8071
@tucker8071 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Like he deserves the diplomatic win with all that diplomatic trading and congress votes.
@Djorgal
@Djorgal 4 жыл бұрын
That's just the nice guy on his boat pretending to be a country. For a time there were some confusion as other world leaders thought he actually owned land. He eventually became everybody's friend, coming with loads of golds to help you when in need and asking for golds to repay the favours when not. Might as well make that saint of a man the world leader.
@BloodfelX
@BloodfelX 4 жыл бұрын
@@Djorgal Its basically like Jesus Christ incarnate entered a game of Civilisation. And then proceeded to win the game with 3 disciples, 2 boats, and a donkey.
@Djorgal
@Djorgal 4 жыл бұрын
@@BloodfelX At least he's nothing like Gandhi, that's for sure.
@theapexsurvivor9538
@theapexsurvivor9538 4 жыл бұрын
@@Djorgal Kupe to Ghandi: "While you were partying and developing nukes, I studied diplomacy."
@rileygoddard7181
@rileygoddard7181 3 жыл бұрын
If you think about it, it makes perfect sense that a cityless group would be very diplomatic, and would be better than most at leading the world, as they don't have roots to defend.
@ifiguredouthowtochangemyna3945
@ifiguredouthowtochangemyna3945 2 жыл бұрын
More like would be attacked on all sides by everyone, BECAUSE they have no roots.
@ifiguredouthowtochangemyna3945
@ifiguredouthowtochangemyna3945 2 жыл бұрын
And would have 0 political power, as they have no economic power, and no military to defend it with. Basically would never progress past hunter gatherers, so would be wiped out first.
@mr.husbandoeu7254
@mr.husbandoeu7254 2 жыл бұрын
The hell are they gonna do? Invade their city? The ocean is their only city XDDD
@TarsonTalon
@TarsonTalon 2 жыл бұрын
@@ifiguredouthowtochangemyna3945 Yes, send your entire navy to chase a few sailboats. You could totally justify the cost of going after pacifists with absolutely nothing to gain whatsoever. (Sarcasm) But, unfortunately, people like you DO exist, and would simply go after people for being too happy with their existence, like some sort of vile Eldritch abomination whose only purpose in life is to spread despair everywhere; whose only way they get their rocks off is by targeting the innocent. One day though, you're gonna run out of peaceful people to target, and be left with the beasts who used to be soothed by their music. They will rip you limb from limb. It's funny how tyrants literally destroy the only things standing between them and annihilation, and are shocked when they meet their end being put down like a rabid dog.
@mewmew8932
@mewmew8932 9 ай бұрын
@@ifiguredouthowtochangemyna3945 how tf you invade a party yacht, they can just move the yacht out of reach
@gungir2295
@gungir2295 4 жыл бұрын
You're a immortal and the best swindler in history. Even surpassing the legendary person that sold a non-existant airport amongst many other things.
@theodorebrook-ashmore8174
@theodorebrook-ashmore8174 4 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "What are you trying to tell me, that i can found cities in order to exploit my way to victory?" u/Cardoo: "No, Spiff I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to."
@AtAtaylor
@AtAtaylor 2 жыл бұрын
All we need is an over-bearing dad who kicked Kupe out of their village, beginning Kupe’s journey to prove himself and we have ourselves a Disney movie
@MuninnMyrkvi
@MuninnMyrkvi 4 жыл бұрын
"Our settler is safe because no one can access the water yet." Did someone forget about pirate barbarians?
@ruukinen
@ruukinen 4 жыл бұрын
Barbarians also need the tech to sail. Since he was likely playing on prince it takes a while for the average tech to go up so that barbs get ships.
@01ZombieMoses10
@01ZombieMoses10 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, there is one small wrinkle in this strategy in that you need to eventually find some safe land where your two units will not only not be murdered by barbarians, but also not blown up, drowned, or buried by natural disasters. For some reason, the map generation on archipelago has always liked to create at least one tiny island with a handful of city states and basically nothing else. That'll do.
@ruukinen
@ruukinen 4 жыл бұрын
@@01ZombieMoses10 Well the other wrinkle with this strategy is that at higher difficulties you just wont be able to compete in the helping missions unless you are the only one participating.
@mokkingbird
@mokkingbird 4 жыл бұрын
He may have just turned off barbarian spawning in the advanced game setup menu. (edit: I'm not sure, but I don't think I've seen barbarians in any of the Civ games Spiff's played.)
@ruukinen
@ruukinen 4 жыл бұрын
@@mokkingbird He did a lot of shady things he didn't tell us about. Amani for example as far as I know has never given a copy of every strategic resource you have discovered.
@SmorjaGrus
@SmorjaGrus 4 жыл бұрын
"We need to drain their money with very creative trade deals" *Offers the same deal as every round before*
@syriuszb8611
@syriuszb8611 4 жыл бұрын
16:15 "you will be directed to same spot in the ocean where all of the foreign dignitaries were directed" I bet it is the famous Null Island.
@barrybend7189
@barrybend7189 2 жыл бұрын
This entire run: "What can I Say except Your welcome!"
@yunikage
@yunikage 4 жыл бұрын
"We've done nothing!" Uh, you discovered every civilization on Earth and then made zero attempt at colonialism or imperialism. You invented political philosophy before going on to live a selfless, nomadic existence, devoting all your resources to acquiring funds for the express purpose of disbursing them to people in need. If this culture actually existed, I would 100% vote to put them in charge of everything. Are you kidding? You'd have to be crazy not to.
@ethanbottomley-mason8447
@ethanbottomley-mason8447 4 жыл бұрын
We just don't ask how 3 men and a donkey survived for thousands of years.
@RedRocket4000
@RedRocket4000 4 жыл бұрын
With the key being no one stomps their settler unit the whole game. I would never have that luck.
@zacdredge3859
@zacdredge3859 4 жыл бұрын
I mean except for the part where he's salivating over countries being hit by natural disasters...
@slaphand9578
@slaphand9578 4 жыл бұрын
@@RedRocket4000 no one stomped the settler because he couldn't have war declared on him because he didn't have a city
@ArgentumEmperio
@ArgentumEmperio 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly... this would probably be the most interesting cultural hypothetical theory to study in the entire world because theoretically speaking, it is possible to exist... not feasible but, it actually is possible. Wow... the political scientist geek in me got really interested in this as a philosophical study and theory!
@theroguenetwork1083
@theroguenetwork1083 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, Spiff managed to do something nobody's done before: Actually be bothered to win diplomatically.
@timothywilliams8530
@timothywilliams8530 4 жыл бұрын
That's how the Grey beards became so powerful in Skyrim
@Hugo-xr4rg
@Hugo-xr4rg 4 жыл бұрын
Maori: does nothing *Everyone liked that*
@difrractsliver1031
@difrractsliver1031 2 жыл бұрын
Yes because Maori can’t ever harm them (at least physically) and there’s no promises to be broken since Maori did literally nothing
@demandred1957
@demandred1957 4 жыл бұрын
Dear Spiff.. The devs of 7 Day's to Die have been introducing all kinds of broken game mechanics to keep players from "exploiting" the game..Can you please show them how futile their efforts are, when faced with the power of Yorkshire Tea?
@NicholasEzclapz
@NicholasEzclapz 4 жыл бұрын
7 Days to Die is quite the meme of a game
@lapsemang9586
@lapsemang9586 4 жыл бұрын
Hmmm, memes.
@Zorgdub
@Zorgdub 4 жыл бұрын
Yes please, this needs to happen.
@zombie_tamer
@zombie_tamer 4 жыл бұрын
Cries In Console.
@NicholasEzclapz
@NicholasEzclapz 4 жыл бұрын
@Keith You seem to have a bit of a problem with the game. Are you okay?
@elessarwraith547
@elessarwraith547 4 жыл бұрын
I am sorry, "Aggressively help out" That cracked me up!
@kallung2576
@kallung2576 4 жыл бұрын
"It requires some pretty creative accounting" - Spiff 2020 Did spiff just invent tax fraud in Civ?
@Kaiserboo1871
@Kaiserboo1871 3 жыл бұрын
I always come back to this video almost religiously. This to me is what this series is all about. Not glitches or exploits, but alternative ways of playing. Such as Prison Architect without building a Prison, playing Spore without evolving, or civilization 6 without settling a city.
@zalybrainlessgenius503
@zalybrainlessgenius503 4 жыл бұрын
I love how last time people were complaining about the clickbait title so now he passively agressively added "except Maori" 😂
@MrDeefleparde
@MrDeefleparde 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, sarcasm translates SO well in text form.
@brentbovee6411
@brentbovee6411 4 жыл бұрын
He needs to add, " using Mods" because this is exactly what he did.
@dominikbeitat4450
@dominikbeitat4450 3 жыл бұрын
"So now that we've discovered Hungary, which is on the same continent as Australia..." And this is why I love Civilization games.
@KerbalHub
@KerbalHub 2 жыл бұрын
Australia-Hungary lol
@Rabijeel
@Rabijeel 4 жыл бұрын
Basically, everyone choose the only one without any military, scientific, economical or religious Ambition. A Tribe which has proven to be extremeley superior in Politics as a non-settled Tribe was able to compete economically with Superpowers and helped half of them overcome huge Disaster by convincing everyone else in to help, too - not to forget them beeing the main help in most cases. A Tribe, which has proven to be altruistic, non-violent and charitive with its whole Recources and all else they ever owned - spiritual or materialistic - they gave away at some point in History. This is basically a "Star Money"-Tribe :D
@MrCendrb
@MrCendrb 3 жыл бұрын
You've convinced me to buy Civ VI. And I got it for 7 euros. Feels in spirit of the channel :D
@moonverine
@moonverine 3 жыл бұрын
You'd also need to sell it back to Firaxis for 14 to make it a Real Kupe Tactic.
@paradoxequinox4104
@paradoxequinox4104 2 жыл бұрын
@@moonverine And then convince them to eventually hire you as the CEO of the company.
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