Random guy with a donkey fast-talks his way into becoming chairman of the UN
@lufei38674 жыл бұрын
Who's to say it wasn't the donkey that becomes the chairman?
@VideosGalacticos4 жыл бұрын
Kaaduu is my father
@michaeljhonmariano64624 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute. Jesus ride to Israel with a donkey........
@grandtheftautoexpert20404 жыл бұрын
Aku ni Musta Yeet its all canon now
@penyu19134 жыл бұрын
@@michaeljhonmariano6462 they predict this civ 6 update i cant belive it
@caltheuntitled80213 жыл бұрын
The AI: “We need to stop kupe from winning a diplomatic victory” Kupe: “I agree” *Kupe wins AI: “wait what?”
@SorowFame2 жыл бұрын
@@Lesatur you could make another account
@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh78772 жыл бұрын
@@SorowFame or three
@Optimusj19752 жыл бұрын
"I did not make the rules, I just follow them."
@playmsbk2 жыл бұрын
That's how I won my first diplomatic victory too, once I realized that the AI would vote for that no matter what.
@donaldtrumplover22542 жыл бұрын
I mean when you can trade some grapes for 500 gold this doesn’t seem that far fetched
@benfed48734 жыл бұрын
“Hey dude, I got a kickass boat, four dudes, and a donkey. Can I be leader?” All the other civs: Yeah sure
@Jiamil4 жыл бұрын
I am sure they said 'awesome' donkey. Otherwise it would have been just silly to vote them.
@bionmccool4 жыл бұрын
*7 Those warrior bois sure are tough
@androconiachangeling65354 жыл бұрын
two kickass boats. And honestly, when the other civilizations agreed, they weren't much bigger so it seemed like a lot. 1000 years later, they realised their mistake
@NWolfsson4 жыл бұрын
Other civs: As long as none of these suckers get the throne, why not?! (Spiff is basically Tyrion Lannister here)
@Skizobar4 жыл бұрын
Worked for the US President in some way... :D
@CoderedLegacy3 жыл бұрын
"I'ma go park my units in Jerusalem, a very safe and stable place to chill out for the next few hundred years" said no one ever
@ronniechua012 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment lol
@peytongonavy2 жыл бұрын
Sad truth: "Jerusalem" = City of Peace
@robertjones95742 жыл бұрын
@@peytongonavy be by mi B B I’ll B too be
@nevets23712 жыл бұрын
Well to be fair, Jerusalem only started getting a bit rough about 100 years ago, before that it was a stable part of the Ottoman empire for a few hundred years.
@Joot_Doctor2 жыл бұрын
@@nevets2371 Are we forgetting the crusades?
@jornoel70344 жыл бұрын
When you vote for yourself to lose diplomatic points and thus win diplomatic points: *task failed successfully*
@youdontneedtoknowwhoiam96124 жыл бұрын
"Mission failed! We've got them this time."
@winxwest29644 жыл бұрын
So you are going to lose 2 diplomatic points? Maori: Well yes, but actually no.
Next time someone asks me why I am living in the streets, and have no home... I'd respond with "I'm going for a diplomatic victory"
@thomasfplm4 жыл бұрын
Have you visited every country before that?
@robertnett97934 жыл бұрын
@@thomasfplm More important - does he have a boat? Or a donkey for that matter? It seems this are essentials to have if you want to lead the world.
@ataulfoagapito83784 жыл бұрын
@@robertnett9793 and 2 more homeless along the donkey, dont lose detail now-
@robertnett97934 жыл бұрын
@@ataulfoagapito8378 Right. Right. You mustn't half-ass your attempt to diplomatically control the world...
@yunikage4 жыл бұрын
@@robertnett9793 More importantly still - did he invent political philosophy?
@dane13824 жыл бұрын
imagine losing your job because of covid and the local homeless man gives you 10 million dollars, then gets elected president of the world
@michaela41434 жыл бұрын
1 dollar
@gjin45514 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain to me what gathering stormz is
@alwaysmeepin96094 жыл бұрын
@@gjin4551 civ 6 dlc
@gjin45514 жыл бұрын
@@alwaysmeepin9609 should i buy rise and fall or this
@alwaysmeepin96094 жыл бұрын
@@gjin4551 my opinion gathering storm. Although you should look into it before taking a strangers opinion on it.
@omegaRST3 жыл бұрын
It's insane that you can win a diplomatic point by voting for yourself to lose diplomatic points
@kanealkoraghooli16823 жыл бұрын
I can explain: that's when you fake being humble so some people in the congress pity you and not take two VPs
@abebuckingham81983 жыл бұрын
I imagine this meeting going something like this. "Well, we've all agreed we don't want you to lead the world." "That's fine I don't want to lead the world." "Well, now that we know you're humble we're going to promote you anyway." "What?"
@kaelcoates23963 жыл бұрын
@@abebuckingham8198 Exactly
@HighwaytoHoserville3 жыл бұрын
It actually works though, people love the line 'true leaders don't look for power, that have power thrust upon them' and tend to do exactly that to people who say they dont want the leader role.
@sixjhontongalamar9793 жыл бұрын
It kinda make sense tho. It's indeed better if you agreed about the points others pointed out and probably even agreeing about ways to work it out instead of being denial and/or aggressive about it. It's like getting less sentence in court by pleading guilty or getting out of jail by having a great conduct.
@Wertsir3 жыл бұрын
He ruled over an era of peace that lasted for thousands of years, he built one of the worlds strongest economies from nothing using his own two hands and a single employee, he donated generously to the impoverished as they suffered from natural disasters, he was always willing to let anybody who wanted to hang out on his party yacht regardless of what they were able or willing to pay, he even supported the laws that would restrict his own power. Diplomatic victory makes perfect sense. I would vote for him.
@Kaiserboo18713 жыл бұрын
Not only that: He was the first to circumnavigate the globe and was the first discovered political philosophy.
@POKENAR3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was thinking about this, doesn't it make sense to vote the guy with no actual bias to a given country, who has donated and helped various people in need, and who has shown what rags to riches looks like, all while not living lavishly. That sounds like PRIME world leader material.
@johnnybonnenuit56063 жыл бұрын
This is the single most brilliant KZbin comment I've ever read. Well done. Well done.
@alastairmacbeath54882 жыл бұрын
very good! lol
@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh78772 жыл бұрын
You have voted for him.
@sriramramesh53184 жыл бұрын
You're playing an insurance company during a world that's constantly going through apocalypses. I love it.
@Tn5421Me4 жыл бұрын
Incorrect, as he actually pays out. And we all know insurance companies don't if they can help it.
@runakovacs47594 жыл бұрын
@@Tn5421Me Tbh, he only paid as much as he could get away with. Poor Poundhome or whatever got 1 gold.
@blackmetalcumbia3 жыл бұрын
more like a private estate for hire
@Skyfall88653 жыл бұрын
He is like jews.. No city challenge..
@arawn10613 жыл бұрын
@@Skyfall8865 what about Israel?
@y33t234 жыл бұрын
"Hey, where did you get all that money from?" "Uh... the ocean?"
@nova53034 жыл бұрын
"Idk man I just kinda found it"
@thestigsdutchcousin4 жыл бұрын
"It was just floating there, and had the British stamp of 'You Take This, You Keep This' on it. And yeah, who am I to refuse the British?"
@Ocelopillitl4 жыл бұрын
"err... internet."
@mikemartin98334 жыл бұрын
@@Ocelopillitl, so, bitcoin?
@Ocelopillitl4 жыл бұрын
@@mikemartin9833 don't tell me that you never watched Fairly oddparents :o
@samnom224 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "Australia probably just sent out an envoy to drown while trying to find our settler" Me: *sudden realisation of what happened to Harold Holt*
@christianZaal3 жыл бұрын
Mystery Solved!
@Kaiserboo18713 жыл бұрын
Lol
@trygveplaustrum46344 жыл бұрын
Suddenly, all the nations in real life hear a call from on high: *The Uru-Eu-Wau-Wau, an undiscovered tribe in the Amazon, HAVE WON THE GAME!*
@trygveplaustrum46344 жыл бұрын
That's a real tribe, by the way.
@kingpanguan4 жыл бұрын
I just hope this could happen some day
@insaincaldo4 жыл бұрын
GG everybody
@pedrolmlkzk4 жыл бұрын
@@kingpanguan me too
@Red4score4 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit Guess what i found your other yt account you cant hide your xcom progress from me HAHAHAHA
@-Miasimon4 жыл бұрын
This just in, homeless man dressed in rags with a pet donkey has just been elected President of Earth.
@matthewcoyle41314 жыл бұрын
I mean when you put it that way the description isn't a farcry from that of Jesus. Guess that explains the title "King of Kings."
@TarsonTalon4 жыл бұрын
Well, when everyone is enemies with everyone except you, it's quite obvious who they gonna vote for!
@aguimathi4 жыл бұрын
A few years ago I d have been shocked but... I mean Donald Trump is at the head of the USA...
@karelkootjes40194 жыл бұрын
wel.. the doctor has been called raggedy man and president of earth before.. but it's not nice to call his present companion a donkey.. while she is clearly an equatorian bureacrat from the planet ZXTY, and no ofcourse the fact her manure transmits atmospheric dispersable nerotransmitters has nothing to do with the world suddenly becoming peacefull... nor has it why she is hunted by the Judoon for genocide of the daleks, while she clearly only went along with the doctor to pay devros a visit..
@nflippo62014 жыл бұрын
Vermin Supreme 2020
@TheKnightOfSmite4 жыл бұрын
"The senate will decide your fate." Kupe: "I AM THE SENATE."
@Diego-zz1df4 жыл бұрын
Kupe: "Oh, most definitely. As soon as we find a suitable location for our capital, we can get on with establishing a Senate and settling this fate business."
@feelinglucky97704 жыл бұрын
@@Diego-zz1df " I love democracy"
@ginsbene8084 жыл бұрын
Yessss!
@bigspook63984 жыл бұрын
Not yet
@conradsmight22204 жыл бұрын
No capital = above the law
@52flyingbicycles3 жыл бұрын
World superpowers are impressed by the unending generosity and humility of a small anarcho-primitivist tribe that they give it legitimacy on the world stage, ultimately deciding that this tiny nomadic nation’s ideals are the key to ending world conflict and strife and electing their tribal leaders ruler of the world
@alexthealexbot372 жыл бұрын
makes sense. If only love worked like that
@Maniacman2030 Жыл бұрын
Anarcho? They had a Tribal Leader, It would simply be a Nomadic-Tribal civilization.
@mewmew89329 ай бұрын
Honestly the settler icon probably wasn't accurate, Kupe probably had a yacht or smth, they probably weren't cavemen
@testtestesttest27464 жыл бұрын
"We've lost two Diplomatic Victory points, but because we voted on ourselves to lose Diplomatic Victory points, we only lose one point" Now, THIS is how diplomacy works!
@FloatingOer4 жыл бұрын
I love domocracy
@ItsSansom4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: You suck! Mauri: Yeah we kinda do Everyone: Hey those Mauri aren't SO bad..
@desbowman94974 жыл бұрын
Being Gracious in defeat makes people like you more
@blomman17194 жыл бұрын
I LOVE IT. It's like if the entire office/school hated you so as a show of comradery you started kicking your own ass.
@picrosspixel2113 жыл бұрын
Congratulations you played yourself
@Maddinhpws4 жыл бұрын
Many people go with "A dude with a donkey becomes world leader" but looking at it. He is essentially just some insanely wealthy dude who got on the good side of a lot of governments and then did a ton of philantrophic work.
@bunnyben56074 жыл бұрын
Bill Gates...
@erikthompson32744 жыл бұрын
@@bunnyben5607 Bono
@Enigmashoot4 жыл бұрын
Aah yes the infamous philanthropist draining stranger's economy by selling favors
@VikingMuayThai4 жыл бұрын
Epst3in?
@inseerlink35114 жыл бұрын
I totally agree! XD
@remlok55564 жыл бұрын
Cree people: Suffer a volcanic eruption. Maori: Can I offer you a coin in these trying times?
@Vectorbro4 жыл бұрын
nice shot
@MrEvan3124 жыл бұрын
A single, solitary coin :D
@IndigoGollum4 жыл бұрын
@@MrEvan312 Like a single chocolate chip in a granola bar
@MrEvan3124 жыл бұрын
@@IndigoGollum Naw that'd be too generous. More like one strand of orange pulp in a orange juice jug just full of water.
@magicpyroninja3 жыл бұрын
Little did spiff know that by granting land access rights to all people he gave them all the ability to walk on water
@sixjhontongalamar9793 жыл бұрын
Specially those from Jerusalem. I'm sure they are the best when it comes to walking on water.
@user-rr5ce1wb2j3 жыл бұрын
@@sixjhontongalamar979 Jesus was from Nazareth, not Jerusalem.
@nicolasnod73592 жыл бұрын
@@user-rr5ce1wb2j And he was also called Yeshua you heathen. I mean, if we're gonna get super technical about it and rain on somebody else's joke...
@Cybetrexs2 жыл бұрын
@@user-rr5ce1wb2j nah, jesus was from detroit.
@baodinhnguyen24762 жыл бұрын
@@Cybetrexs I knew it!
@Psil33t4 жыл бұрын
"it's very difficult to generate grievances against someone who doesn't own any land that you want to take" ne'er has a more british statement been spoken.
@fieldy4094 жыл бұрын
Didn't really work for landless peoples in real life though.
@andrewmoore70224 жыл бұрын
@@fieldy409 that's because they had something else that was wanted or they're actively negating the supply of a wanted resource
@Jiamil4 жыл бұрын
@@fieldy409 It is called "british" statement for a reason.
@Piratewaffle434 жыл бұрын
Tomyris: *Gives Matthias gold* Kupe: *Gives Matthias more gold* Tomyris: Where this Hell is Kupe getting all this gold from? Matthias: I... gave it to him.
@PanduPoluan4 жыл бұрын
OMGLOL
@jonborn54984 жыл бұрын
When you vote for yourself to lose diplomatic points and thus win diplomatic points: task failed successfully
@Kaiserboo18713 жыл бұрын
Tomyris: WHY! Matthias: He said I could move through his lands whenever I wanted. Tomyris: You do realize he has no actual land to pass through right. Matthias: Well he may settle down one day in which case I need to be able to move across his lands. Besides I wasn’t the only one to give him money, Jerusalem is also giving him money because he is there suzerain.
@carlbennett24173 жыл бұрын
So funny! This comment nails how this game is so hilarious!!
@Sproutrabbit3 жыл бұрын
The Money is in Returning LMAO
@Bluesabara4 жыл бұрын
"the Maori needs to lose points." Maori: yesn't
@tanith1174 жыл бұрын
Maori:I agree The world: Good choice, here have a victory point.
@jamesfunnymorrison83054 жыл бұрын
well yes, but actually no
@Erkle644 жыл бұрын
Clearly it should be "Yeah, nah" ;)
@LaterMeansBrick4 жыл бұрын
Yes, I don't
@charlesbasile20384 жыл бұрын
"Look how reasonable the Maori are! That's the sort of leader I could really get behind"
@lekhakaananta58643 жыл бұрын
This must be how medieval aristocrats feel when they see merchants getting wealthy. "How are you making gold without owning any land?!"
@TarsonTalon2 жыл бұрын
It's that Sigma Maori grindset.
@mysterymastermind1752 жыл бұрын
Because he basically traded favors for cash
@crossup13 Жыл бұрын
*and then the war started
@PhantomSavage4 жыл бұрын
Only Spiff and his gents could find a way to turn Civ 6 into the East India Trading Company.
@erddun4 жыл бұрын
I like thy videos...
@samsonguy10k4 жыл бұрын
That's very appropriate as the EITC was a world power for a time. I'd love if Megacorps were introduced to Civ VI or perhaps a spinoff.
@Petemossfunguy4 жыл бұрын
Someone on reddit did this a week ago. He just took that guys seed and played the same game and monetized it.
@hazelcalderbank15564 жыл бұрын
@@Petemossfunguy He said this at the start of the video
@AlexandraElizabethh4 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit Up late on a Sunday night? You cheeky sausage, you.
@darrellwillis48714 жыл бұрын
Maori tribe wins by fixing everyone's problems Maori: "WhAt CaN I SaY ExcEpt You'RE WeLCOme!"
@veggiedragon10004 жыл бұрын
Darrell Willis Underrated comment
@roberteospeedwagon35264 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realize Maui is a Maori man
@bubermarcus86074 жыл бұрын
@@roberteospeedwagon3526 He's tongan, I think.
@Delta-lb1ck4 жыл бұрын
@@bubermarcus8607 Maui is from Maori mythology
@Taylor-io4hc4 жыл бұрын
Maui features in all Polynesian myths and legends as a demigod. His roots are in Hawaii where all other Polynesians trace ancestry from. So he is Hawaiian, Maori, Tongan, Samoan, Tokelauan, etc
@ttrep49574 жыл бұрын
Don't give any aid when the aid request starts. Wait until the there are "0" turns remaining, then give 1 more gold then the highest bid to win. I've never had an AI beat that late aid amount and you save a lot of gold.
@askalon45584 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if it worked as well.
@robertcaldwell62674 жыл бұрын
Big brain
@danpowell8064 жыл бұрын
Why spend more than you need to?
@Lankpants4 жыл бұрын
It's best to do this because the AI actively tries to outbid you. If you drop 100 gold more than them and they can they will increase their bid. If they feel like they've safely won the contest they won't. Their total bids will usually end up lower if you don't bid till the last turn.
@Serahpin4 жыл бұрын
@@danpowell806 3rd Rule of Acquisition: Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to.
@notalive54793 жыл бұрын
Winning that first aid request for Poundmaker was basically just "Can I offer you a nice coin in this trying time?"
@Vexy933 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "I see your entire city got burned down by a volcano eruption. I can offer you one shiny gold coin" Poundmkaer: "What?! Just a single coin? What am I supposed to do with this?" Spiff: "Well, that's more than anyone else has going to offer you. And no wonders why, you silly ungrateful douchebag"
@tigerwarrior1787 Жыл бұрын
Poundmaker: "I require aid! A volcano erupted all over my nation!" Other AI: *Laughs hilariously at how it was delivered* Kupe: *Pulls out a lute* Toss a coin to your Cree, oh ocean of plenty...
@TheArklyte4 жыл бұрын
"We have done nothing to earn it." Explored the whole world and made connections between all cultures, sold resources to people that wanted them, never closed your doors to other people, never waged war, sinked more effort in helping people in need then economies of whole countries, was a beacon of world cooperation being able to path needed decision and always being aware of what would be supported by majority. Yeah...
@ballom294 жыл бұрын
but he still scammed the hell out of every nation. How many gold did he gained by opening his imaginary borders with others country?
@TheArklyte4 жыл бұрын
@@ballom29 had he ever lied to them though? Had he broken any laws? Had he not provided what was agreed upon?
@aznperson84 жыл бұрын
@@ballom29 I imagine myself that somewhere along the way in their early visits to civilizations of the ENTIRE WORLD centuries before the other civilizations, maybe global (land-)society had somehow gotten it into their heads that the Maori were "hyper-futuristic spacegod-beings that could sail the deeper oceans!". That would imply to me that somehow they convinced everybody else that the greater ocean was their territory.
@LordDarkhelm4 жыл бұрын
You know, fair point.
@johnsexton43524 жыл бұрын
This sounds like every Civs cool uncle
@pernelladams4484 жыл бұрын
Trajan: Where is Your capital? Kupe: What’s a capital?
@robertnett97934 жыл бұрын
Someone: Where's your capital? Kupe: *shuffling in his purse: I have this 1500 gold coins.
@ghostfenrir18924 жыл бұрын
Matthias: "So, where's your capital city located? Kupe: You're looking at him.
@loghorizon454 жыл бұрын
Ghost Fenrir1 I am the state!
@andromedastormcrow32884 жыл бұрын
You basically made a civilization of seafaring uncle Irohs who just wander around giving people tea advice and money. Who wouldn't want those guys in charge?
@jacobp.20244 жыл бұрын
He totally gave those Cree people a white lotus tile.
@theapexsurvivor95384 жыл бұрын
*Ozai and Azula screaming in the background as tea shops spring up in every city*
@Vectorbro4 жыл бұрын
T_T brave little soldier boy comes marching home
@Snowfireblues4 жыл бұрын
For some reason I imagined that shot from the intro, where there's a fire nation boat full of masked soldiers, but instead of the soldiers it was just a bunch of copy-pasted Uncle Irohs holding a tea cup 🤣
@josephanderson63113 жыл бұрын
I mean let’s be real if there was a gathering of humans that traveled the earth and introduced every society to one another and traded with everyone gathering resources on their travels and selling them and then uniting them in a world Congress and constantly emptying their coffers to save the lives of those in need….I’d vote for them too 😂
@bensoncheung28012 жыл бұрын
Joyboy
@DanksterPaws2 жыл бұрын
Civilizational robin hood
@matthewzeller50262 жыл бұрын
@@bensoncheung2801 Bro now I really need an Ancient Kingdom mod so I can play as Joyboy.
@Illiaschwarz2 жыл бұрын
@@DanksterPaws Be B y. Y
@jout7382 жыл бұрын
No wonder nobody got any hostility towards them. But I dont think this experiment is going to work online, when some 10 year old kid playing this game will attack anyway the setlef in the sea, if he wants to.
@Ryan-tz7sx4 жыл бұрын
7:37 "We know Hungary is roughly on this continent with Australia" AUSTRALIA-HUNGARY
@popepiusxv4 жыл бұрын
cursed
@steelydan32634 жыл бұрын
Austro-Austalia-Hungary
@RecklessInternetting4 жыл бұрын
Only if Hungary has to recognise Lizzie Two as head of state like we do.
@Sir_Steven4 жыл бұрын
I'm hungarian and I can confirm that we are indeed on the same continent as Australia.
@xX_Lord_Headass_Xx4 жыл бұрын
Everything I learned in high school geography was lie!
@McLainCraft4 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "you guys are right, I do have too many diplomatic victory points, silly me. Here take them away." Eleanor of Aquitaine: "Wow, thanks for being so agreeable, here, have a diplomatic victory point!"
@ursadabear28104 жыл бұрын
“One of the stupidest challenges I’ve ever done” I look forward to whatever qualifies as THE stupidest
@johnsonzheng17284 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit At this point, I can't tell if you are joking or being serious....
@kitfenn97224 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit But... how?
@LeoLol15174 жыл бұрын
@@kitfenn9722 i imagine if one of the players plant the bomb, and the CT defuses it with nobody dying. that would be one way
@Vanta_Blue4 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit I respectfully request a video of this.
@Vespasian914 жыл бұрын
@@Vanta_Blue I second that motion
@colfer4life3 жыл бұрын
every single time i watch one of your videos you're like "you can win this STUPID game with NO EFFORT it is SO EASY" while devoting incredible effort to meticulous skillful strategy in pursuit of the most difficult victory conditions possible in a very complex game. give yourself some credit man.
@The_Bird_Bird_Harder2 жыл бұрын
Seriously. He's astonishingly good at a ton of the things he plays!
@DesolatorMagic4 жыл бұрын
The world: let's find an exoplanet! Some guy in a boat: aww yis
@mr.cleanarchonoflight81204 жыл бұрын
Lmao it des, antithesis of the netdeckers
@shicrazy334 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@KaosFireMaker3 жыл бұрын
Gotta send aid money to those mindworms
@DeadlyDanDaMan4 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough, this is the most diplomatic victory of diplomatic victories.
@Arrakiz6664 жыл бұрын
Right? Full pacifist, no land, no conflict, just a generous amount of friendly foreign intervention. This man literally just scammed all the nations into world peace.
@BloodfelX4 жыл бұрын
@@Arrakiz666 Haha, I like "scammed all the nations into world peace"! Like once he won Diplomatic Victory everyone was like "Damn it - I wanted to go commit genocide on my neighbours! ...Ah well, I guess not being a warmonger is fine. Stop building the nukes lads - we don't need them any more."
@bachpham68624 жыл бұрын
@@Arrakiz666 If any of those conspiracies about a shadowy government manipulating foreign nations is true, I would expect them to be Maori
@jacobp.20244 жыл бұрын
Maori shadow council: "What can I say except 'you're welcome?'"
@theapexsurvivor95384 жыл бұрын
@@jacobp.2024 "For taking nukes out of your skies."
@dreadpenguinlord3404 жыл бұрын
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."
@tohon4 жыл бұрын
Dread Penguinlord Greetings Professor Falken.
@groundloss4 жыл бұрын
Thats what some AI thought after playing Tetris for the first time.
@gorkkh4 жыл бұрын
Especially with Gandhi in the game.
@moguldamongrel30544 жыл бұрын
Well in terms of actual society and economics if everyone stops playing the whole machine grinds to a halt. Then your overlords have 2 choices, capitulate to your requests, or convince their hired goons from various branches to force the populaces back to work.
@llatew71264 жыл бұрын
Is this an xkcd reference I spot?
@mr.husbandoeu72542 жыл бұрын
I'd like to imagine the maori travelling in disguise as sea merchants and giving vague clues and rumors about the supposed location of their ocean kingdom then just scamming the hell outta them. I mean, it did happen a lot, especially during the age of exploration
@rainbowsnek2 жыл бұрын
hot take: this is how the legend of atlantis originated
@Ghosty6182 жыл бұрын
This isn't the history of my people in the slightest, but I really want it to be 😂
@A-strange-visitor Жыл бұрын
@rainbowsnek that's not a hot take thats facts. That's how the legend of atlantis came to be
@CallMeMenti4 жыл бұрын
The diplomatic victory here actually makes perfect sense to me. Regardless of what the rest of your civilization was like, you successfully negotiated dozens if not hundreds of diplomatic agreements with every single empire in the world. Time and time again, you brought issues to the peace table and resolved them. You supported the right people at the right time and put money in the right places when it needed to be there. That sounds EXACTLY like how a politician gets elected to be the leader of their government. It just so happens this government is in command of the entire world.
@cozycowboy3 жыл бұрын
Truth be told, a borderless government that fixes everyone else’s problems sounds pretty damn good
@starmangalaxy20013 жыл бұрын
@Arkryder 52 Unfortunately. But that's why it's a neat concept in fiction.
@heheheha19973 жыл бұрын
Except you got all that money from selling open borders to your none existent civilization and from resources spawned from thin air.
@sumez43693 жыл бұрын
Yeah, a few mechanics used in this playthrough are slightly nonsensical, but all the exploits make logical sense. People in another comment thread going on about "why don't they patch this". Like, what aspect of this victory actually needs to be patched? It's playing the game as it was designed.
@Zack-et9wj2 жыл бұрын
@@cozycowboy well,isn it united nation...kinda
@lostbutfreesoul4 жыл бұрын
I have seen someone lose a game of Civilization 6 on turn two: They where relocating one square over to gain bonuses from a river... which then flooded and killed the settler.
@josgretf28004 жыл бұрын
I've played standard games with only 7 players becasue the Maori died turn one from a hurricane.
@ninjabaiano60924 жыл бұрын
Hahahahha
@kelvinyonger88854 жыл бұрын
I once killed another civ's settler on turn 1.
@shadaras4 жыл бұрын
@@kelvinyonger8885 Yeah, glad I'm not the only one to have gotten a free turn 1 settler.
@mewmew89329 ай бұрын
@@josgretf2800 they forgot to level up their dodge stat
@Force2reckonVods4 жыл бұрын
"Meaning our settler is nice and safe" Lands the settler.
@cr4zyj4ck4 жыл бұрын
After a certain tech level the barbarians begin to spawn in boats. Taking Suzerainity of Jerusalem let him sit inside a friendly cities territory and never worry about being killed by barbarians, since barbarians encampments can only spawn in land tiles not currently in visual range of any player. There were 3 city states on that tiny island meaning no barbarians would ever spawn there, and since he has no cities to conquer, the AI won't ever declare war on him and levy those city states to kill him, and city states never declare war unless their Suzerain declares war.
@FolgoreCZ4 жыл бұрын
@@cr4zyj4ck I'm pretty sure Force2Reckon ment the time he landed the settler while exploring to take the goodiehut.
@Force2reckonVods4 жыл бұрын
@@FolgoreCZ This, I have almost 800 hours in Civ 6 and almost twice that in Civ 5, I can't even count the hours I've put into Civ 4 and earlier titles when I was young. Trust me I know my Civ :P
@samsonguy10k4 жыл бұрын
@@cr4zyj4ck There is a chance for a barbarian camp to spawn within visual range. It's happened for me, but not commonly.
@Sun_Tzu14 жыл бұрын
@@samsonguy10k nope
@rylexander13 жыл бұрын
I think this is amazing. Winning by being excessively nice to everyone for thousands of years. Truly fantastic. I would irl vote for people who did that
@mango45543 жыл бұрын
Global insurance company
@BlackRoseImmortal753 жыл бұрын
actually there's a population who did those exact same things in real world history.
@buttybizinsky95722 жыл бұрын
Never gonna happen tho lol
@1x1HealthyEnergybyAndrew2 жыл бұрын
@@BlackRoseImmortal75 who
@ifiguredouthowtochangemyna39452 жыл бұрын
@@BlackRoseImmortal75 who?
@SephirothRyu4 жыл бұрын
That time Spiffing Brit breaks the game by just sailing around and HELPING EVERYONE THE BEST HE CAN. ...Is this some new colonisation strategy?
@nova53034 жыл бұрын
Unironically yeah, kind of. It's not all that uncommon for 1st world countries to offer "aid" as an excuse to establish themselves as an essential element of the aid recipients economy
@NimhLabs4 жыл бұрын
It worked for Sun Wukong and the other lesser not as noteworthy companions in The Journey West
@NimhLabs4 жыл бұрын
@Viktor Magnusson A Water Dragon pretending to be a Horse is kind of like a boat... if you squint a little bit while drunk
@humonculeverotostre68044 жыл бұрын
That's called neo-colonialism and it's a bitch.
@NimhLabs4 жыл бұрын
@Viktor Magnusson Have you gotten a glimpse at how Reanu Keeves has been looking lately? He is getting kind of Immortal Monkey God King looking... and he is at least half as immortal as Sun Wukong these days That is the connection... as per why I would be talking about Reanu Keeves in a Civilisation game... well, some questions you don't want answers for
@bigscaryguy134 жыл бұрын
I feel like "Maori" was actually just a con being run by a dude out of his apartment next to the UN building. Kupe's just been walking in and out of different royal courts and embassies talking about how great his country is, and everyone just kinda agreed. Meanwhile, three dudes and a mule in the middle of nowhere keep having to pretend to be important local dignitaries anytime some foreign delegation arrived.
@lufei38674 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of meme lore that I live for
@mridontexist54894 жыл бұрын
Lu Fei same
@RomanianJ964 жыл бұрын
Foreign delegation: "....Why is there a donkey here?" Kupe: It's......Have you seen Shrek?
@kaduVIII4 жыл бұрын
Well... Works for the dude who sell the Eifel Tower.
@kos29194 жыл бұрын
@@RomanianJ96 So in that world before movie was a thing there's already play about the romantic comedy of Shrek?
@gungir22954 жыл бұрын
The game is so balanced that even the slightly niche "No City Strategy" wasn't overlooked by the devs!
@jabloko9924 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure this is not a deliberate design by the devs lol.
@jabloko9924 жыл бұрын
@Pedro Albino No they didn't, this is a straight up exploit, it completely breaks the game, you don't even need to play the game to win, I can guarantee you this will be patched.
@remiblaise4 жыл бұрын
@@jabloko992 Probably not as it doesn't work against players
@tpig834 жыл бұрын
@@jabloko992 This has existed since at least civ 5. I remember playing a germany no city game.
@macesboy4 жыл бұрын
@@jabloko992 I wouldn't say it breaks the game, as this win would be excruciatingly hard to achieve if he didn't have the game settings on apocalypse mode, not to mention it was a much easier game to abuse on pangea as well. As far as in-game though, yeah it fucking abuses the mechanics lmao. That open borders shit killed me, that was literally broke.
@darkSorceror3 жыл бұрын
"John Curtin sends his delegation to drown in the ocean, with the hopes of eventually finding out settler" So THAT'S what happened to Harold Holt
@darkSorceror3 жыл бұрын
Shinto religion "very aggressively owned by Hungary" 🤔
@dieidiotten3 жыл бұрын
I'm off to a very important meeting to do with maoris! *drowns*
@dwightd.eisenhower20312 жыл бұрын
Copied comment
@darkSorceror2 жыл бұрын
@@dwightd.eisenhower2031 Duplicated reply
@PizzaRatJC4 жыл бұрын
"Those wayer dudes are uncultured and haven't discovered the wheel, but they are really nice people"
@jxslayz66634 жыл бұрын
...nice people, they should rule the world. lol
@kos29194 жыл бұрын
To be fair I can imagine that to have diplomatic holding they lied about having a kingdom but they keeping it secret with excuses like "it's holy/sacred" so no foreigner can know the location. They became the Atlantis of that world
@PizzaRatJC4 жыл бұрын
@@kos2919 3 dudes in a boat show up with a donkey "aye fam wanna come over? Our capital is like, the size of your entire country" World leader: sure, why not? Boat dudes: well sucks for you, because you can't. Our capital.. goes to a different school.. she's from canada.. you can't meet her. But she exists. Trust us.
@Indy5094 жыл бұрын
@@kos2919 kinda like wakanda?
@kos29194 жыл бұрын
@@Indy509 But Wakanda actually have land and when neighbouring countries were in trouble like war and colonized they never help. Wakanda is like Japan's isolationism wet dream.
@xCoNa144 жыл бұрын
Winning a diplomatic victory with gold, i see you've taken inspiration from real life
@Kaiserboo18712 жыл бұрын
I mean when you consider the fact that Qatar was able to host the world cub despite their… controversial labor laws (aka slave labor).
@IgKravenchenko4 жыл бұрын
Next video: "Civ 6: Winning without leaving the main menu"
@basicallyarobloxian45333 жыл бұрын
The video after that: "Civ 6: Winning without downloading the game"
@famouscryp41303 жыл бұрын
Well technically you've won by not even playing it. You've won in real life.
@KerbalHub3 жыл бұрын
*sperm wins civ 6*
@thecheesen3 жыл бұрын
The video after after that: "Civ 6: Winnig without buying an computer"
@TechSupport9003 жыл бұрын
@@thecheesen play on switch or console
@ZNEO3NZ3 жыл бұрын
I like to think of this victory as the mauri just boating close to other civilizations and then swimming in and the other civs assuming they were from atlantis.
@isaacstocking77463 жыл бұрын
What's a mauri
@aweirdo.51842 жыл бұрын
@@isaacstocking7746 Bro that's what I'm thinking.
@nikoramuriwai-ihimaera25182 жыл бұрын
@@isaacstocking7746 i think he meant Māori
@mate85994 жыл бұрын
"We managed to convince the world that we, a civilization that has never settled a city, who never grew a population, should lead the world" Spiff has created the illuminati in civ 6
@rjwhaley73824 жыл бұрын
Illumanti is just three buff dudes and a donkey who would have known
@Ritualist894 жыл бұрын
Illumaoriati
@weterinar134 жыл бұрын
@@rjwhaley7382 with a bunch of gold made from nothing to give away
@umbradens61294 жыл бұрын
ha that's what I thought too
@Nukepositive4 жыл бұрын
He is basically the shadow government of several city-states.
@Ramona1220034 жыл бұрын
Diplomatic Victory is so cheese. I was going for a Science Victory with Korea and got a Diplomatic Victory because France settled a city too far for them and kept losing control of it. So with my superior technology, I kept liberating the city and giving it back to them along with giving aide. Got me a Diplomatic Victory two turns before my Science Victory on Turn 330.
@danieljames18684 жыл бұрын
"F* it, I don't want to live on this planet anymore" "Wait, stop, we want you to be our king" "Eeeeeeehhhh?"
@Alexandar3584 жыл бұрын
So you won a Diplomatic Victory, by repeatedly giving France back a city that wanted nothing to do with them, over and over again??? That's how Diplomacy Works
@Vexy933 жыл бұрын
I remember my first game on Civ was on Civ 5, as someone who loves science and technology, I was trying to win with the Science Victory. Yet, Science gave me so much power that I had to stop myself from destroying everyone else, and I did yet eventually got the cultural victory
@Three4OneDP3 жыл бұрын
@@Alexandar358 *looks at Hong Kong*
@valtadir43684 жыл бұрын
Just imagine that this actually happened in history, that there was a group of people roaming around helping all other societies in their time of need, instead of assaulting them and conquering them. Little by little they build frienships and conections, selling the best sea trained horses, until they become the most influetial and respected civilization in the whole world, cited in texts all over as the great saviors, being revered as gods of mercy, prosperity and "sea-horses", from the minoans to the sumerias, shaping history, creating the world one step at a time by horse dealing.
@aguimathi4 жыл бұрын
It's almost the history of Switzerland. We never had lot of resources and we don't have many cities, but we managed to buy the world and are the n01 diplomatic city in the world tanks to our gold
@noxtrin18784 жыл бұрын
Mathias yeah and those “sea-horses” is Mercenaries
@carsonm72924 жыл бұрын
@@aguimathi Switzerland is exactly what I was thinking of watching this video. Their main global exports are managing other peoples' money and hosting other peoples' diplomats.
@WWLinkMasterX4 жыл бұрын
Just imagine that this actually happened in history, that there was a group of people roaming around living in other societies and selling them stuff, instead of assaulting them and conquering them. Little by little they build friendships and connections, selling the best jewelry, until they become the most influential tribe in the whole world, cited in texts all over, being revered as masters of trade, diplomacy and "art", from the middle east to the Americas, shaping history, creating the world one step at a time by gold dealing.
@inseerlink35114 жыл бұрын
They way you said it makes me feel like it actually happened.
@DMGamer_PC2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, as exploitable as this is, I do genuinely like this style of diplomatic victory. It's not about cooperation; it's about being able to work with everyone's best interests. It's a cool way to make it work in-universe, while also making it possible to win despite being an adverse system.
@LairdWackyla4 жыл бұрын
"Sea Nomads bring about world peace." *start building huts* "nuclear war threatened."
@thebaronlouis86194 жыл бұрын
Anthony Hopkins "Kupe isn't a place. It never was."
@tskmaster38374 жыл бұрын
Civilization 6: Exists. Spiff: "I can't do anything about the number, it's the sixth in the series. But I can take out the "Civilization" part." End result: RANDOM SQUATTER ELECTED WORLD LEADER! Spiff: "Perfectly balanced."
@spiderglitch224 жыл бұрын
The game is now called "6". Just 6.
@PeterOak2 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest civilization campaign I have ever had the pleasure of watching. This is no exploit. Kupe and his followers, who've been a small nomadic group for thousands of years, and his crusade of helping people by taking money from where it's not needed to where it is, even from the same nation, probably by taking it from corrupt government officials, is the most diplomatic thing to ever happen on any civilization game. He was for his entire life a chill dude who just wanted to hangout and help people in need. He managed to outnice Mr Rogers. Material possessions? Creator of Philosophy? He puts Diogenes to shame. That's world leader material. Thousands upon thousands of years from now people, as people colonize the galaxy, they will still be talking about what a cool dude he was. He deserved every single one of those points and votes.
@Admiralkirk954 жыл бұрын
Everyone- We can't let this homeless sailor be the chairman of the UN Kupe- I agree......+1 diplomatic point Everyone- *visible confusion* (Thanks for all the likes I didn't expect this to be that funny)
@jeffevio4 жыл бұрын
This is pure gold
@gpapenburg17374 жыл бұрын
@@jeffevio Yep. Literally worth pure gold :'D
@oceanbytez8474 жыл бұрын
@@jeffevio his purity only solidifies his case. The irony.
@FelipeLiraSantanaSilva4 жыл бұрын
That's exactly how politics works actually.
@mor4y4 жыл бұрын
Well I mean we have a Dr of History in charge of the World Health Organisation, so it doesn't seem that mad! 🤷♂️
@salinevaleni71804 жыл бұрын
Imagine pulling this off in a multiplayer game then an hour or two in someone realizing you don't even have a city down.
@googiegress4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure they would just load a few military units into boats and come kill your settler.
@locococo89614 жыл бұрын
No, this wouldn't work. It only works with ai, on multiplayer, people are actually smart, and they would make sure he doesn't win a Diplo victory, also, there is a pretty large chance they would have won at that point, because most games take less than 250 turns to win.
@thatdude34664 жыл бұрын
Would be fun to see a crusade between players who defend the sole settler trying to unite the entire world and the heathens who attempt to kill it before he reachs a diplomatic victory.
@some_meme67074 жыл бұрын
I wish players were dumb enough for this to work.
@Khajmer4 жыл бұрын
Aside from being easy to kill the strat also relies heavily on the AI just handing you gold and being incredibly predictable in WC.
@Electric_Bagpipes4 жыл бұрын
Nah, you don’t own land tiles, you just own *THE ENTIRE OCEAN*
@BunzJackson2 жыл бұрын
Kupe the legend, sailing around the world scamming governments out of their money and using it as disaster relief. Not out of kindness, but just the sheer need to be given the Best Person on Earth Award.
@lefterismplanas4977 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@itsyaboitavino32734 жыл бұрын
Everyone in the comments: “haha just 3 dudes and a donkey”. The 4 Warriors standing with them so they don’t get attacked: “Am I a joke to you?”
@SaurabhKurkute4 жыл бұрын
15:30 - "England founded a new Religion: Hinduism" Absolutely brilliant.
@georgecant-stand-yeh54514 жыл бұрын
Civs actually try to get the religion that said civ is known for like Spain will want Christianity China, Japan, Korea, And Khmer will want Buddhism America and Sweden will want Protestantism and Ghandi will want Hinduism
@juliohong2474 жыл бұрын
@Viktor Magnusson England: Time for colonisation India India: no u
@muther19974 жыл бұрын
Imagine 4 homless dudes and their donkey becoming the most influential people in the world
@theapexsurvivor95384 жыл бұрын
Technically not homeless: They had boats.
@mikhail_kovyrnev4 жыл бұрын
Shrek, is that you?
@itzcloudy56724 жыл бұрын
jesus?? is that you??
@pauldennison17574 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the Emperor Norton.
@aweirdo.51842 жыл бұрын
Being a Maori myself. It's rare to see content creators talking about Maori or anything to do with New Zealand. So I really enjoyed this. Ka Pai Te Mahi! (also like your spore vids.)
@elduquecaradura14682 жыл бұрын
A year ago a mod of Age of Empires 3 (Wars of Liberty) had added Maori, between many issues still show bugs, but are fun and in some aspects interesting and midly op
@LordKnt4 жыл бұрын
"Kupe and the Maori aren't exactly at the top of my tierlist" Meanwhile in high-level play: autobanned despite already being nerfed lmao
@clayxros5764 жыл бұрын
Turns out broken bonuses on the surface don't mean much when smart folks know the ins and outs of abusing their favs.
@BloodfelX4 жыл бұрын
(38:30) Funny how you ended the game with more military power score than Australia. I can understand how you ended the game with the 2nd most Gold and wasn't last in Diplomatic Favour - but Australia apparently is just so unprepared for conflict in that reality that three men with sharp sticks and a donkey are considered more powerful than their entire civilisation.
@bernardo-x5n4 жыл бұрын
Spiff probably made Australia bankrupt and with no money to sustain an army.
@elwayfan014 жыл бұрын
They lost their military in The Great Emu War.
@AntonSuprun4 жыл бұрын
Australia was a prison colony. And prisoners can't have weapons you know.
@mizuiwai18372 жыл бұрын
To be fair have you seen a donkey in combat? They are formidable when they want to be...
@bluevoid11734 жыл бұрын
Spiff: pronounces Canberra wrong Every Australian: angry screeching
@ragerancher4 жыл бұрын
I think you will find that Spiff pronounces every word exactly as it should be, it's simply that the Australians can't speak English English.
@BerserkxELF9434 жыл бұрын
@@ragerancher That's why american english is what is taught around the world... not british or australian LOL
@westy16374 жыл бұрын
"Canbruh"
@vestigials4 жыл бұрын
@@ragerancher It's not an English word, though. checkmate, atheists
@bradpidgeon34264 жыл бұрын
"THAT'S A BLOODY OUTRAGE IT IS! I'M GONNA TAKE THIS ALL THE WAY TO THE PRIME MINISTA!" Me, an Australian
@theencolony55954 жыл бұрын
I like how this run is essentially just becoming an insurance agency, taking gold from people and giving it back when something happens
@doctorc88524 жыл бұрын
I believe that the strategy is actually called the SeaLand strat.
@musicalaviator4 жыл бұрын
New Sea Land. But they wrote the S backwards.
@baerauble4 жыл бұрын
Except unlike the real Sea Land other people agree that you exist.
@doctorc88524 жыл бұрын
@@baerauble dont let spiff hear you say that. He loves SeaLand.
@kos29194 жыл бұрын
But Sealand is useless irl
@DPSpade4ever4 жыл бұрын
Called it before me.
@jaypeadieL6114 жыл бұрын
"Aggressively help out". Sounds very good. So its like a crusade, i mean "peace-keeping".
@JachAnen4 жыл бұрын
That or "bringing democracy"
@chrisschoenthaler51844 жыл бұрын
jaypea leones I see someone takes after Anderson.
@upharieldurin4 жыл бұрын
Shall we Keep the peace?
@jaypeadieL6114 жыл бұрын
I'm curious to see how this panzers out.
@jaypeadieL6114 жыл бұрын
@Mr Very noice "Ready to die" plays in the background
@CaptaineRed4 жыл бұрын
"That spot in the ocean where the foreign emissaries are sent" lmao I wish it'd have happened historically such a story is just too good, nice one spiff
@TheRealRMG3 жыл бұрын
The main thing I learned from this is that you can actually send people gold during an emergency, instead of having to do the Send Aid project.
@Lakhshamana4 жыл бұрын
Kupe: "What can I say except you're welcome... for the tides, the sun, the sky!"
@ctakitimu4 жыл бұрын
*Maui has entered the chat*
@Lakhshamana4 жыл бұрын
@@ctakitimu are you sure Kupe and Maui are different people? I mean, nobody ever saw them in the same room...
@ctakitimu4 жыл бұрын
@@Lakhshamana Ha ha ha! I think they were brothers in my country's myths
@tipeneball99793 жыл бұрын
Kupe is a Tupuna (ancestor) of Ngāpuhi (a Māori Tribe). Maui is a Demi God who pulled up Aotearoa (New Zealand). Kupe was The first person to Find Aotearoa after Maui pulled up the land.
@Lakhshamana3 жыл бұрын
@@tipeneball9979 in short, he set foot on the isles and yelled "DIBS!"
@thecynic754 жыл бұрын
Me: "No way can he beat an empire building game without building an empire" TheSpiffingBrit: *Continues being himself*
@LiamDerWandrer3 жыл бұрын
Wll, technically he did build an empire... a trade empire with no land owned! XD
@b.delacroix75924 жыл бұрын
In a weird way, this is actually kind of playing the game.
@tucker80714 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Like he deserves the diplomatic win with all that diplomatic trading and congress votes.
@Djorgal4 жыл бұрын
That's just the nice guy on his boat pretending to be a country. For a time there were some confusion as other world leaders thought he actually owned land. He eventually became everybody's friend, coming with loads of golds to help you when in need and asking for golds to repay the favours when not. Might as well make that saint of a man the world leader.
@BloodfelX4 жыл бұрын
@@Djorgal Its basically like Jesus Christ incarnate entered a game of Civilisation. And then proceeded to win the game with 3 disciples, 2 boats, and a donkey.
@Djorgal4 жыл бұрын
@@BloodfelX At least he's nothing like Gandhi, that's for sure.
@theapexsurvivor95384 жыл бұрын
@@Djorgal Kupe to Ghandi: "While you were partying and developing nukes, I studied diplomacy."
@rileygoddard71813 жыл бұрын
If you think about it, it makes perfect sense that a cityless group would be very diplomatic, and would be better than most at leading the world, as they don't have roots to defend.
@ifiguredouthowtochangemyna39452 жыл бұрын
More like would be attacked on all sides by everyone, BECAUSE they have no roots.
@ifiguredouthowtochangemyna39452 жыл бұрын
And would have 0 political power, as they have no economic power, and no military to defend it with. Basically would never progress past hunter gatherers, so would be wiped out first.
@mr.husbandoeu72542 жыл бұрын
The hell are they gonna do? Invade their city? The ocean is their only city XDDD
@TarsonTalon2 жыл бұрын
@@ifiguredouthowtochangemyna3945 Yes, send your entire navy to chase a few sailboats. You could totally justify the cost of going after pacifists with absolutely nothing to gain whatsoever. (Sarcasm) But, unfortunately, people like you DO exist, and would simply go after people for being too happy with their existence, like some sort of vile Eldritch abomination whose only purpose in life is to spread despair everywhere; whose only way they get their rocks off is by targeting the innocent. One day though, you're gonna run out of peaceful people to target, and be left with the beasts who used to be soothed by their music. They will rip you limb from limb. It's funny how tyrants literally destroy the only things standing between them and annihilation, and are shocked when they meet their end being put down like a rabid dog.
@mewmew89329 ай бұрын
@@ifiguredouthowtochangemyna3945 how tf you invade a party yacht, they can just move the yacht out of reach
@gungir22954 жыл бұрын
You're a immortal and the best swindler in history. Even surpassing the legendary person that sold a non-existant airport amongst many other things.
@theodorebrook-ashmore81744 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "What are you trying to tell me, that i can found cities in order to exploit my way to victory?" u/Cardoo: "No, Spiff I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to."
@AtAtaylor2 жыл бұрын
All we need is an over-bearing dad who kicked Kupe out of their village, beginning Kupe’s journey to prove himself and we have ourselves a Disney movie
@MuninnMyrkvi4 жыл бұрын
"Our settler is safe because no one can access the water yet." Did someone forget about pirate barbarians?
@ruukinen4 жыл бұрын
Barbarians also need the tech to sail. Since he was likely playing on prince it takes a while for the average tech to go up so that barbs get ships.
@01ZombieMoses104 жыл бұрын
Yes, there is one small wrinkle in this strategy in that you need to eventually find some safe land where your two units will not only not be murdered by barbarians, but also not blown up, drowned, or buried by natural disasters. For some reason, the map generation on archipelago has always liked to create at least one tiny island with a handful of city states and basically nothing else. That'll do.
@ruukinen4 жыл бұрын
@@01ZombieMoses10 Well the other wrinkle with this strategy is that at higher difficulties you just wont be able to compete in the helping missions unless you are the only one participating.
@mokkingbird4 жыл бұрын
He may have just turned off barbarian spawning in the advanced game setup menu. (edit: I'm not sure, but I don't think I've seen barbarians in any of the Civ games Spiff's played.)
@ruukinen4 жыл бұрын
@@mokkingbird He did a lot of shady things he didn't tell us about. Amani for example as far as I know has never given a copy of every strategic resource you have discovered.
@SmorjaGrus4 жыл бұрын
"We need to drain their money with very creative trade deals" *Offers the same deal as every round before*
@syriuszb86114 жыл бұрын
16:15 "you will be directed to same spot in the ocean where all of the foreign dignitaries were directed" I bet it is the famous Null Island.
@barrybend71892 жыл бұрын
This entire run: "What can I Say except Your welcome!"
@yunikage4 жыл бұрын
"We've done nothing!" Uh, you discovered every civilization on Earth and then made zero attempt at colonialism or imperialism. You invented political philosophy before going on to live a selfless, nomadic existence, devoting all your resources to acquiring funds for the express purpose of disbursing them to people in need. If this culture actually existed, I would 100% vote to put them in charge of everything. Are you kidding? You'd have to be crazy not to.
@ethanbottomley-mason84474 жыл бұрын
We just don't ask how 3 men and a donkey survived for thousands of years.
@RedRocket40004 жыл бұрын
With the key being no one stomps their settler unit the whole game. I would never have that luck.
@zacdredge38594 жыл бұрын
I mean except for the part where he's salivating over countries being hit by natural disasters...
@slaphand95784 жыл бұрын
@@RedRocket4000 no one stomped the settler because he couldn't have war declared on him because he didn't have a city
@ArgentumEmperio4 жыл бұрын
Honestly... this would probably be the most interesting cultural hypothetical theory to study in the entire world because theoretically speaking, it is possible to exist... not feasible but, it actually is possible. Wow... the political scientist geek in me got really interested in this as a philosophical study and theory!
@theroguenetwork10834 жыл бұрын
Wow, Spiff managed to do something nobody's done before: Actually be bothered to win diplomatically.
@timothywilliams85304 жыл бұрын
That's how the Grey beards became so powerful in Skyrim
@Hugo-xr4rg4 жыл бұрын
Maori: does nothing *Everyone liked that*
@difrractsliver10312 жыл бұрын
Yes because Maori can’t ever harm them (at least physically) and there’s no promises to be broken since Maori did literally nothing
@demandred19574 жыл бұрын
Dear Spiff.. The devs of 7 Day's to Die have been introducing all kinds of broken game mechanics to keep players from "exploiting" the game..Can you please show them how futile their efforts are, when faced with the power of Yorkshire Tea?
@NicholasEzclapz4 жыл бұрын
7 Days to Die is quite the meme of a game
@lapsemang95864 жыл бұрын
Hmmm, memes.
@Zorgdub4 жыл бұрын
Yes please, this needs to happen.
@zombie_tamer4 жыл бұрын
Cries In Console.
@NicholasEzclapz4 жыл бұрын
@Keith You seem to have a bit of a problem with the game. Are you okay?
@elessarwraith5474 жыл бұрын
I am sorry, "Aggressively help out" That cracked me up!
@kallung25764 жыл бұрын
"It requires some pretty creative accounting" - Spiff 2020 Did spiff just invent tax fraud in Civ?
@Kaiserboo18713 жыл бұрын
I always come back to this video almost religiously. This to me is what this series is all about. Not glitches or exploits, but alternative ways of playing. Such as Prison Architect without building a Prison, playing Spore without evolving, or civilization 6 without settling a city.
@zalybrainlessgenius5034 жыл бұрын
I love how last time people were complaining about the clickbait title so now he passively agressively added "except Maori" 😂
@MrDeefleparde4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, sarcasm translates SO well in text form.
@brentbovee64114 жыл бұрын
He needs to add, " using Mods" because this is exactly what he did.
@dominikbeitat44503 жыл бұрын
"So now that we've discovered Hungary, which is on the same continent as Australia..." And this is why I love Civilization games.
@KerbalHub2 жыл бұрын
Australia-Hungary lol
@Rabijeel4 жыл бұрын
Basically, everyone choose the only one without any military, scientific, economical or religious Ambition. A Tribe which has proven to be extremeley superior in Politics as a non-settled Tribe was able to compete economically with Superpowers and helped half of them overcome huge Disaster by convincing everyone else in to help, too - not to forget them beeing the main help in most cases. A Tribe, which has proven to be altruistic, non-violent and charitive with its whole Recources and all else they ever owned - spiritual or materialistic - they gave away at some point in History. This is basically a "Star Money"-Tribe :D
@MrCendrb3 жыл бұрын
You've convinced me to buy Civ VI. And I got it for 7 euros. Feels in spirit of the channel :D
@moonverine3 жыл бұрын
You'd also need to sell it back to Firaxis for 14 to make it a Real Kupe Tactic.
@paradoxequinox41042 жыл бұрын
@@moonverine And then convince them to eventually hire you as the CEO of the company.