Breaking The Guild 3 With Illegal Trade Deals - Guild 3 Is Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

[@thespiffingbrit]

*Remember when finding love what is on the outside does not matter. All that matters is how many goats she has in her inventory* Edit: yes I sold the pigs for profit sorry about the odd cut. There was a lot of back and forth on this video's edit 😂

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[@nevernothing1929]

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[@crownscorpion]

phone notifications for the win great vid as always

[@rocketboysmc]

[@Ser_Matticus]

So the first Day Sir Lance popped into existence, procured all the money from the local dynasties by proposing alliances, upset one of the dynasties, leased all of the public properties, bought himself a suit of armor and a Longsword, a horse, married a woman, and sent his serfs to kill the new rival dynasty. All in one day.

[@countluke2334]

No time like the present.

[@elduquecaradura1468]

mondays, right?

[@drantil]

I allways said that charisma is the broken stat... even in real life

[@newbdestroyer9997]

​@@drantil People joke about Bards seducing everything but.... they REALLY don't understand how broken that is lol. Belle Delphine was more battle ready than some countries actual military generals. Think about that for a minute lol. Charisma builds are always beyond broken lol.

[@pyshrub]

He also adopted a child right at the end of the day!

[@eltharion55]

“My employees are useless because they’re trying to sleep” Spoken like a true Capitalist Exploitation King Spiff.

[@danielhale1]

I loved the feud side story. As Spiff is monopolizing and destroying the economy, he's also making time to pursue a personal vendetta against the family who threw a fit after he robbed them blind in exchange for an alliance and then broke the alliance. I'm not sure they could have gotten off easier by just accepting the new alliance, but their doom might have involved less punching.

[@wobblysauce]

But punch is their mo

[@SWISS-1337]

"Used to be called Lance, a lot" very very good. 11/10 pun. Officially endorsed and approved by a member of the English Dad's society.

[@artyd42]

I could expect no less of such a cheesy person. Epic service as always.

[@raymurray3401]

I suppose then it’s no surprise that spiff chose a French map as his cheesiness is almost as famous as Frances cheese.

[@Laeniel510]

As a French person, I can confirm that Dijon is pretty much only known for their mustard

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[@ValacircaTN]

Agree

[@BIF_._.o]

Dijon est une belle ville pourtant

[@3kus]

😅 💀

[@n0rmal953]

True

[@theRealJimothy]

Spiff: Ignores basic morals, marital conventions and the law. Every NPC in the game: This is fine, don't worry.

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[@custos3249]

So in other words, he's a medieval lord/king.

[@theRealJimothy]

@@custos3249 That's why the game is semi-historically accurate

[@seb2750]

NPC: Just another normal typical day

[@kleinwolf35]

@@custos3249 or a modern day CEO?

[@PencilKing21]

My favorite thing to do in this game is to run both a doctor/herbalist business and a criminal business, that way when my robbers beat the shit out of someone (or get beat the shit out of) they come to my hospitals. Its like printing my own money.

[@teresefal]

Oh my, what an interesting video, I hope everything will be perfectly normal and nothing breaks

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[@Nublythenub0078]

Yup nothing to see here just some normal gameplay

[@AdminAbuse]

@@EEEEEEEE brain damage

[@greed94]

"Do you ever feel too lazy to play a game but still want to win?" That's why I watch british people play games instead

[@ReiDaTecnologia]

That is also a good one for hackers and glitchers hehe

[@NachosElectric]

Spiff on killing his wife: "I think it's a little bit evil." Me: What's this? Has Spiff gone soft!? Spiff five seconds later: "We're going to kill a woman." Me: I will never doubt you again Spiff.

[@Nublythenub0078]

Best to never doubt Spiff

[@GBfanatic15]

sometimes when you play bitlife your wife gets kidnapped and you get demands for money or you might never see her again....sometimes that is a godsend because you and your wife have no children, she's too old to have them and you're too old to adopt them XD if I say no and she disappears forever I just get to have a new wife (also getting divorced can screw you over financially if you don't have a pre nuptial agreement)

[@alexanderjamesaustin]

Lance looks like the Fairy Godmother's Secretary from Shrek 2

[@thespiffingbrit]

This is absurdly accurate

[@TheDude20792]

(They don't even have dental)

[@L0LWTF1337]

15:05 I did NOT expect this game to have a curbstomp animation

[@locktock9]

I appreciate though, that the game does actually seem to fight back and trip you up multiple times in response to exploits, thats at least a good sign of good game

[@tiberiusbrain]

Dijon is known for one more thing here in the netherlands: the midway stop because your parents cant drive anymore for the day while on your way to the south. It is why there are many hotels and motels there

[@murphy7801]

Well reason France is the number one country in the world in tourist numbers.

[@Todesschleicher]

Careful everyone, we have an impostor spreading fake news here. If Dijon were a spot for tourists from the Netherlands, they wouldn't need any hotels or motels but camping sites and parking opportunities for caravans. Always be critical of what you read on the internet!

[@AdminAbuse]

@House Mouse Main You're*

[@tiberiusbrain]

@@housemousemain agreed, sure. I just explained what else dijon is known for 😊

[@Levi_is_Smol]

Honestly, Yorkshire tea should finally sponsor you. I just paid 20€ for the standard and gold version because I wanted to taste it but they don't sell that stuff in Germany. I would not have done that if not because of you.

[@David_randomnumber]

They did a while back as far as I know. You bought that stuff from Amazon? I'm from Germany too but it's pretty expensive so please tell me if those hot leaf soup is worth it.

[@MahDryBread]

I'm happy to see that The Guild 3 is finally at a state in development where it's fun! I LOVED The Guild 2, but man Guild 3 had a really rough first few years

[@DeoksOn]

Loved watching your playthroughs of the second Guild, so many fond memories of that game

[@MahDryBread]

@@DeoksOn Thanks!

[@thespiffingbrit]

Yeah those early years were very janky. Still needs some polish but it is at least a very fun game

[@sergbio5527]

Oh i see, in real life we call trade efficiency exploit - "corruption in government procurement". What a marvelous and educational game indeed.

[@TheDemolitionMonk]

You sir are a mind reader. I was just thinking how much I enjoyed your last Guild 3 exploit when this video dropped!

[@thespiffingbrit]

Honestly the game is absurdly addictive. Very fun in multiplayer too

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[@saulcervantes1532]

Spiff saying "Gank a fool" made my entire day.

[@LowTeirHero]

the send her to the monestry start and the build wells on every available plot of land in the city cuased an actuall argument in my friend group and a few weeks of not talking to each other, it was wonderful, we call it wellgate, 10/10 would destroy my friend group again

[@AkariC]

Guild2 was my favorite game. Good to know that they made a good sequel and stayed loyal to their fanbase!

[@Astroman10]

Hands down greatest sequel to a sequel! I especially loved the way the devs made everything inferior somehow!

[@zimbu_]

I don't think there's even a "they" at this point. Rights holder went bankrupt in 2011. New owner gave the sequel project to a new studio in Canada and switched to a studio in Austria when the Canadian studio didn't finish the game quickly enough. Game ended up decent, but that was after a few years of fixing things, so ratings are still pretty dismal everywhere.

[@danshive4017]

I was so excited to see the Guild 3 in the thumbnail. The pickpocket video is one I like to revisit.

[@OdinAUT]

In all honesty, I was expecting Ben Dover to return. I know its uninspired, but he was a true man's man.

[@ryanm2]

He stood behind all men.

[@jeremiahbell6129]

@@ryanm2 Oh, I always thought he was a front man.

[@humanoidtyphoon1904]

"children are essentially just little hype goblins" - Spiff

[@KingKharnivore]

I chuckled quite a bit whenever Spiff got a bit too exited, while pronouncing thousand. In my ears it sounded like a mix between Owen Wilson and Arnold Schwarzenegger 😅

[@nthrbrck]

I completely forgot this game existed. This just brought back so many memories. Me and my friends used to partake in the library club in school just so we could play The Guild 3 on the library computer during breaks.

[@StegoAqua]

The newest member of Spiff’s rogue gallery, Random Women with an vendetta

[@МартинГанев-и5й]

I can't help but imagine spiff running a whole mafia operation now.

[@Willys-Wagon]

I remember in guild 2, if you murder the plaintiff on the way to court, you can get a summary dismissal of any charges. You can also sue your rival in a second town, knock him unconcious on the way to court, have him declared renegade and kill him as public service. The game was very broken, glad to see you are having fun.

[@Intellistan]

Dude how you throw your commentary down without laughing is crazy. Good lord this one is hilarious. I don't play games... but I watch all these videos because they're fkn hilarious. Ugh bro you're funny

[@Leophred]

But Spiff, the pigs?? What happened to the pigs you bought at the market? I'm on the edge of my seat here... You can't leave me like this. What happened to them, Spiff? SPIFF??

[@thespiffingbrit]

I sold them for a grand profit

[@Leophred]

@@thespiffingbrit Solid! I can breathe again.

[@rickoneill4343]

The complexity of this game is mind boggling.

[@nicololacson1709]

That woman stands in the middle of the public randomly harassing people then suddenly makes a beeline to make an offspring while a group of people are chasing to kill her. She clearly has her priorities straight.

[@GBfanatic15]

clearly insulting people is her kink...or like she thought "there's too many stupid people in the world, I'm gonna go make a smarter baby"

[@blankmystery4210]

"Murder isn't exactly illegal in this day and age but it doesn't matter." Great quote

[@tuskinraider5926]

Kenshi would be lovely to watch you break over your tea

[@delphidelion]

This game is easily one of my personal guilty pleasures. I would love to see you and the rest of the strategy game crew do a multiplayer campaign.

[@arealpavement8305]

Great vid spiff been loving your content recently

[@thespiffingbrit]

thanks friend! Had a lot of fun making videos these last few months. Some really weird projects on the way soon too

[@arealpavement8305]

@@thespiffingbrit glad to hear it💙

[@louised6731]

I am hooked on this channel. Almost as much as spiff is hooked on yorkshire tea.

[@solipsisme8472]

Spiff and the Medieval Dropshipping

[@tftk1221]

I’m just waiting for a video on how he exploits the stock market at this point

[@thespiffingbrit]

become US senator. Profit?

[@GrimDaTroller]

@@thespiffingbritdude. As (sadly) and USA citizen. This is depressingly true…

[@SelypseMusic]

Another day with a Spiffing upload. Terrific. Absolutely terrific.

[@gothicpando]

Stop exploiting my grandma!!!!

[@thespiffingbrit]

NEVER

[@Astraeus..]

Not only am I often too lazy to play a game, I'm too lazy to exploit it even, which is why I watch so many of these videos :D

[@financeexplainedgraphics]

Spiff won before the four minute mark! Incredible speed-run!

[@angryysheep]

The power of tea makes anything possible. That’s what makes spiff so powerful!

[@nikolozgilles]

Remember chaps, the law is just a suggestion

[@unswayingpickle638]

Thank all that is holy you posted this video and it came into my subscriber recommendations. I’ve been typing “medieval dynasty game” into google and KZbin for days trying to find this game because I forgot the name. As always, you’ve saved my bacon. I’ll drink to that (tea of course😮‍💨).

[@sensararon-tan-tan7905]

Funnily enough, with Arthurian myth being written by the French and them absolutely loving courtly love (adultery), naming your character Lance A-lot means you are universally loved by the French nobility. Congratulations.

[@tesladrew2608]

Normal people: breaks totk for days on end Spiff: breaks guild 3 for the 3rd time

[@nocturnechanson]

I watched your Tea video and ordered the Yorkshire Biscuit tea from amazon. I had no idea black tea could be so smooth and creamy. 😋

[@aidanobrien5591]

Imagine signing up to be a miner only for your boss to order you to go murder someone.

[@countluke2334]

It's probably both safer and more fun than being a miner in that day and age.

[@Dark3nedDragon]

Due to Lancelot's success in arbitrage trading, he would later go on to found a new decentralized currency utilizing Tulips.

[@kopicat2429]

If you want to exploit the game, the best one I've found are the distant markets. Once you've unlocked them, just wait for those events where certain places are in need of specific goods. Then just buy and sell. Since you can use the same dock to buy from multiple locations, you don't even have to go back to the various marketplaces on your map. Just buy gear from the places that don't need the specific good, and you're good to go. Even better, sometimes one of them have a sale on the very stuff the other one need. When I first found it, it took me like 15 minutes to have more gold then I could ever spend in the game. Though in truth, at that point the game became utterly boring. So use the exploit at your own risk. It truly does break the game for me at least. An hour or two of game play, just enough to open up those distant markets and that's it. Now you just need to wait for the first "This place is experiencing a severe lack of these goods". And you can make enough money in 15 minutes to buy anything you want.

[@reverse_engineered]

Great job Spiff! Lots of interesting exploits with good explanations of how they work, an interesting narrative along the way, and solid editing. Your videos are as good as ever. To many more! 🍻

[@ncamon]

I recently played where I only produced buckets of water. Managed buy the highest title bucketing water for money, and filling office seats for influence.

[@DatCameraMON]

Has the Guild 3 ever been fixed? Or is it still a stripped down, incomplete, and broken version of Guild 2?

[@acestrelok]

Donald Trump would have been a more fitting name, the art of the deal has truly been mastered. “Ser I shall buy your entire stock of torches for a whopping 105 gold each! Oh! Looks like you are out of torches. Well, you can buy mine for a measly 116 gold each!” Masterful.

[@grammysworld5449]

" Thats one thing to do with your finite remaining time on earth because I'm afraid HERE COMES THE GANG"

[@onebear6504]

Petition for more guild 3 gameplay but this time to expand the empire Caesar style!!

[@feliomichaels]

In this video, Spiff leverages the power of monopolies and arbitrages to entirely ruin the French city of Dijon and possibly kickstart the French Revolution a few centuries earlier.

[@stevencummins4753]

Remind me not to introduce you to my grandma

[@thespiffingbrit]

your late friend. I know her and she is a lovely lady

[@ValacircaTN]

Lance A-Lot went over my head

[@SamTahbou]

Spiff: Do you ever feel... Me: all the time!

[@Living_Target]

I'm shocked that breaking the game in this case is just how some real people bent the rules at the time.

[@demiralp9984]

Nice video spif

[@manvslife271]

"Charisma is the single most important stat" Oh so just like real life then

[@Todesschleicher]

It's useful, but nothing is as important than profiting off of a glitch at the very start of the game that allows you to start with the cumulation of capital that was originally intended for dozens of families.

[@Todesschleicher]

Oh wait, that's also just like real life, nvm

[@GBfanatic15]

how to have a good life: be rich and confident

[@Red-Tower]

Charisma is only as good as the Intelligence to know what to do with that influence.

[@Tibasu]

With the announcement of Dragon's Dogma 2, you should go break the first game. People who don't know about Dragon's Dogma need to see the beauty of High Maelstrom.

[@DovidGershom]

I'm going to watch this later, I always get a good 😂 off Spiff breaking "The Guild"

[@XxJoachim56xX]

ok, that joke in the beginning was worth a like, as soon as I saw the name, I knew what was coming and I was not disappointed.l

[@theragnarok3687]

Spiffs last Guild 3 video is my favorite thing to go to sleep to

[@sbartuk]

Dijon is also famous for its F1 track and the best battle in F1 history. Dijon 1979 👍

[@MandoMTL]

Historically accurate retelling of the Medici family's rise.

[@Unknown-Number]

Spiff forgot to jump in the middle of the video

[@yournotjimmy]

"Christelle the Unkillable" she with child she is a god until its born

[@yullu65]

Who can mess up the economy more: Lance A-Lot or Reanu Keeves?

[@thicklittleboy2707]

Still waiting for the "Spiffing Brit : Real life currency is TOTALLY BALANCED!" video

[@Jay-ql4gp]

Spiff, you'll probably never see this, but I just had to tell you that I've just tried Yorksire Gold and it's very good! Thank you.

[@InsanityPrevails]

That Lance-a-lot pun was amazing.

[@desperadoscres9915]

As a french person, i have to say i do not know anything that come from Dijon, exept their mustard witch is delicius, aside the fact you have to shearch hard to find one that is REALLY from dijon

[@johnacer1727]

Thanks I will do the investment mode lile you did, sir. ❤

[@spiralofhope]

Everyone is happy when they like you so much they'll give you money just for talking with them.

[@Kyeudo]

I'd love to see you break Frostpunk. After all, you should save the people of London from the problem of eternal winter.

[@Netscape-kd6mg]

i've been wandering if our favorite brit is using the tea cooled PC that linus made him. i wasn't able to confirm it.

[@bluefire366]

U should do skyrim anniversary edition thing where you have the farm on it to break the game with getting lots of gold and items to make something to make gold also where you can do this on every device that has skyrim anniversary edition and also do build your own kingdom mod to build the game some how that mod i hear use lots gold at first then after you get ton you should see how to exploit it using them i like to see that definitely 😁

[@romanlegiontv]

Spiff needs Graystillplays guild 3 character, Don Provolone. Would love to see them collab for this game

[@Dark_Spiffing_Detective]

I recognise the Cristal Maze them song in there. What a classic. ( I won't tell PlayStation Access)

[@callenpoulin1087]

I literally watched the pickpocket build a few days ago!

[@Bsebt]

Just got off work and theres a Spiff upload from 5 minutes ago? Joyous day, wheres my Yorkshire Gold?

[@lancelotmowilos9901]

Hey it's me!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Let's gooooo I'm a game breaking protagonist!!!

[@klemklemius5091]

Yooo back to this gem!

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

I'm pretty sure this is how Julius Caesar came into power. He borrowed money from all of the landowners in Italy, they basically became his allies because they wanted him to be successful in war and politics and get a good return on their investment, and so pretty quickly he became the richest and most popular politician in Rome just by asking other Romans to give him their money. Real life is also just that fair and balanced.

[@34unreal]

Wonderful! Lets see how perfectly balanced this is now 😂

[@fruitfulconnoisseur]

As soon as I heard the intro I thought he was talking about pay-to-win features then I remembered it's spiff

[@erichurst7897]

Spiffing Brit is the best youtuber, because he calls us majestic sausages.

[@LukeS-lr3qs]

Hi Spiff, I’ve always wondered, do you find these exploits/glitches/bugs yourself or do you have help? I love your content it’s great

[@thejoethathates2324]

I really want to see spiff do a run like this where he buys every single building

[@NeedHealer]

Oldschool spiff content, I've missed this

[@VaibhavShewale]

taking note so that if i even regressed back in time i can use this knowledge to rule this world!

[@BaccarWozat]

I always thought it was "less than 8 seconds = fair use", but I suppose they've moved the goalposts.