Breaking The Guild 3 By Legalising Crime - Guild 3 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

[@malanok]

"Give me your Horse!" "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon" "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"

[@Captain_Max]

Totally stealing Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago "Give me your Horse!" "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon" "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"

[@planelordf22]

Totally stealing Captain Max's comment from 10 hours ago Totally stealing Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago "Give me your Horse!" "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon" "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"

[@safermonk]

Totally stealing Planelordf22 comment from 10 hours ago Totally stealing Captain Max's comment from 10 hours ago Totally stealing Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago "Give me your Horse!" "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon" "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"

[@fs5866]

Totally stealing Safermonk comment from 1 hour ago Totally stealing Planelordf22 comment from 10 hours ago Totally stealing Captain Max's comment from 10 hours ago Totally stealing Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago "Give me your Horse!" "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon" "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"

[@justinlaat6586]

Totally stealing 10th Divine comment from 5 minutes ago Totally stealing Safermonk comment from 1 hour ago Totally stealing Planelordf22 comment from 10 hours ago Totally stealing Captain Max's comment from 10 hours ago Totally stealing Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago "Give me your Horse!" "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon" "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"

[@ponzu7482]

Robbing the sovereign's horse and selling it back to him before his feet have even touched the ground is surely a sign of success for the Dover dynasty.

[@eschcal1619]

Nothing short of ransomware, of the 1500's. Too bad the US just elevated ransomware to be acts of terrorism. My how the world changes before our very eyes, so magical

[@Snickersnek]

This is just an incredibly aggressive Lost-And-Found service with a partnership with a juggling school

[@michaelsander2878]

This is just an incredibly aggressive Lost-And-Found service with a partnership with a juggling school

[@thebrokenhandle7691]

Shhh, don’t give away the company secrets

[@aidenpons9584]

"Everyone gets a turn at trying to murder the king" Spiff being very democratic

[@flopus7]

Is your icon from lego rock raiders?

[@R3GARnator]

Ceasar's death in a nutshell.

[@bensoncheung2801]

699 👍

[@artsyhoodies]

@@R3GARnator I wheezed too hard my chest hurts But this is how the assassination pretty much went.

[@zeroswat1762]

Spoken like an American

[@arthurreede4478]

A shame you didn't name his kid Han Dover, sure they'll make an incredible couple!

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

A missed opportunity, to be sure.

[@DantHimself]

honestly legit cause for reuploading the video

[@DobroSC2]

OMG so true! A missed opportunity

[@heathjake25]

Ben Dover Han Dover Sen Dover

[@killereye]

@@heathjake25 -We need to kill the king. Who will do the deed? -Sen Dover Han Dover & Ben Dover! They are professionals...

[@lilpenpusher]

"You can't go around arresting the Thieves Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all day!" - Terry Pratchett

[@oldgreggsmadmemes4431]

Lol

[@ericpraline]

Ah, yes

[@williambarraclough8712]

Anyone else heard that on civ 6.

[@Mando342]

@@williambarraclough8712 oh so that's where i heard it from i was trying to remember where i heard that before, thanks!

[@childofnewlight]

-- Sean Bean -- Michael Scott

[@loens19]

“Never done an honest day’s work in your life for all that coin you’re carrying, eh lad?” - -Brynjolf- Ben Dover

[@Santeneal]

Hey just because I did the smithing loop doesnt mean it isnt honest

[@schmidt8882]

It ain't work, but honest much.

[@adrianobarbosa2196]

My wealth is none of your buisiness.

[@joshchristian3685]

@adriano barbosa Oh, but that's where you're wrong, lad. Wealth is my business. Maybe you'd like a taste?

[@rhys.t0075]

“Never done an honest day’s work in your life for all that coin you’re carrying, eh lad?” - Brynjolf Ben Dover

[@sp00kyd4ddy6]

When he finally legalized pick pocketing i was hoping that the townspeople would start robbing his thieves lmao

[@kovudiangelo7734]

Ayyyyyy 69th like!

[@Roketsune]

75th now.

[@T57Custodian]

341st

[@ciphergacha9100]

432nd

[@bubbasbigblast8563]

Sherlock Holmes: "Men, for the reasons given, I know this man to be the murderer!" Thug: "Murder is legal though." Sherlock Holmes: "Understandable, have a great day."

[@beveragebrit]

Your know my ancestor

[@Cliffdog01]

It would seem that your very clever joke has fallen out of your pocket on to Twitter such a shame

[@h0ly208]

Have a like in the form of a comment. I won't ruin it.

[@bensoncheung2801]

776th thumb

[@trevorsmith470]

21:22 Don't you hate it when people sneakily reach into your back pocket and pull out two fully grown cows? I hate that.

[@alexreilly6121]

It is actually my biggest gripe in life.

[@overmind009]

Farmer gripes 😔

[@CyarSkirata]

"Why make when you can instead take?" We need a full list of the laws of Spiff.

[@rtdip2833]

Just get a blank sheet of loose-leaf and you’ll have it

[@durandol]

-Ferengi Rules of Acquisition- Spiff's Rules of Colonization

[@howrylo]

Well that's just how socialism, or communism work. Take from the makers

[@soldatdaniels8738]

Grand idea.

[@howrylo]

@EmperorJuliusCaesar How so Emotional Emperor? 😉

[@gildedbear5355]

It's Ben's Five Finger Discount Warehouse: prices so low you'll think it's a steal!

[@Dradeeus]

"Bon Dover has reached the ripe age of 15!" Bon: (Has a whole, full mountain man beard.)

[@thegrammarcrusader4085]

Ben Dover*

[@Joffie69]

@@thegrammarcrusader4085 Bon Dover is the 15yo child he is referring to =P

[@thegrammarcrusader4085]

@@Joffie69 ah.

[@thaias9654]

The Grammar Crusader didn’t Ben Dover start the game at 16 or 18?

[@IcepersonYT]

They grew up quick back then.

[@SilverionX]

I just wanna point out that this game was left in absolute shambles by the first dev team who weren't up to the task, THQ Nordic then handed it off to a really experienced dev group, Purple Lamp Studios, and they've been making impressive strides in fixing it. Full props to both THQ Nordic for not just cutting their losses and Purple Lamp for making the game better and better. Not fully there yet perhaps, but well on it's way. I think we should highlight the gaming industry when it does good things so we encourage the right kind of behavior.

[@UltimatelyEverything]

CDPR need to learn from this company

[@NathanCassidy721]

“Mixed” on Steam is less an indication of how good a game is and more a description of how the game is coded.

[@mh1593]

@NotGonnaTell MyName a procedural context squashed into an object orientated design.....

[@RahulReddy-eq5zy]

Guilds II is better tbh

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

@@RahulReddy-eq5zy It had more time in the oven and benefited from expansions. Not sure your comment is as poignant a statement as you think it to be.

[@TytanTrollMiniatures]

@@RahulReddy-eq5zy Yeah, i too love the fact my game randomly goes into german too

[@pinguin472]

@@TytanTrollMiniatures *Tries not to make a joke about ww2*

[@oantimido]

So you've chose Brazilian politics simulator with a London coat of paint, eh?

[@DCdabest]

Rio is the ancient Brythonic word for "doing you without lube"

[@flopus7]

Spiff goes to Brazil... forcibly

[@FelisImpurrator]

America 2016-2020

[@rumplstiltztinkerstein]

We like to complain about politics but we also never want to do anything about it. Not that we know what to do either.

[@JohnSalchichon2]

more like argentina simulator

[@elirantuil5003]

"They call him, Dover Kin"

[@RewmanSlayz]

Bruh

[@pianohelper8873]

*Greybeards choir plays*

[@hypermaeonyx4969]

FUS RO DAH! HE HA HO HO HO HA *Humming skyrim music*

[@hesterclapp9717]

This guy's gone from dancing in the street to stealing everyone's stuff to legally stealing everyone's stuff to making all his enemies mysteriously disappear and becoming the king

[@drewsmotherinlaw7365]

Truly the rags to riches tale of our time

[@Alblaka]

Didn't you pay attention? His enemies didn't mysteriously disappear, they were legally assassinated in public :D

[@zanyraccoon6361]

He started dancing in the streets and now he's paying others to dance in the streets. How beautiful.

[@QuillASMR]

Honestly, that sounds like a novel worth reading 🤔

[@timetrnr7380]

Clinton Simulator

[@linkeffect82]

Royal town crier: "pickpocketing is now legal!" Peasants: "The bloody hell?!"

[@TheArklyte]

The idea is that it is not so much legal as "City guard will not bother with such a small event anymore. We're paying them to protect peasants or council?"

[@DeathnoteBB]

TheArklyte If they won’t bother, it’s legal

[@TheArklyte]

@@DeathnoteBB basically yes.

[@dragoxk4542]

DeathnoteBB no

[@TheArklyte]

@@dragoxk4542 irl, yes. Sadly:(

[@CorwinAlexander]

"Who knew all it would take is legalising pickpocketing?" Havelock Vetinari of course.

[@weavariothebookbeast3652]

I always wished he got his own series, but I guess he's better with some mystery.

[@MCshadr217]

Fun fact about thieves guilds during the medieval ages: They quite literally did this. Well, they'd steal, than return the item... for a price. Quite different to most guilds who were basically unions.

[@DeathnoteBB]

I mean hell modern thieves also do this. Most commonly scammers who infect your computer (or pretend to) and then make you pay them hundreds to “fix” or unlock it

[@asher879]

"Thief taker general"

[@coleandhisvideos]

@@asher879 Ayyy

[@asher879]

@@coleandhisvideos ?

[@MuradBeybalaev]

@@DeathnoteBB Computers-shmoputers… They have been doing it with all kinds of physical goods forever and never going to stop. Whenever something was stolen from you: just pay a visit to your local pawn shops Those mainly exist simply as proxy storefronts for the thieving collective.

[@BearusAurelius]

Damn, The Sovereign was an absolute boss. He was trucking assassins left and right and he wasn’t even mad about it!

[@johart309]

'what a nice thing from the Dover fam to send so many sparring partners. Really friends for life!'

[@abrr2000]

"we stole his horse, WHILE he was riding on it..." lol

[@dean_l33]

Sound like some donkeyhote shit

[@pryingeyes1551]

Unless i misheard him, I could have sworn he managed to pickpocket "2 head of cattle" from the king as well. Who walks the street with 2 cows in their pockets? It makes RPG inventories sound feasible by comparison.

[@MbryanGames]

They have since removed so many exploits- the smuggler's hideout got the storefront removed- also the other cheese where you replaced all your craftsmen with your kids is gone too.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Rip :(

[@tractorjunkco9431]

That sucks considering they're taking away the realistic atmosphere to some extent.

[@thatonekid640]

Spiff this isn’t an exploit you’ve just become Jonathan Wilde

[@chooseyouhandle]

Glad I'm not the only who noticed this

[@squeakyboy87]

Perfect historical reenactment. Bravo!

[@skullsquad900]

Legit

[@Perzyn]

"Actually trying to help society is the worst way to play any game." - this is also the basics of British Empire foreign policy.

[@F14thunderhawk]

considering the other colonial empires, England did actually did influence possitive change in their regions even if they were overwhelming douchebags. Like, Belgium did nothing good at all for The Congo while France's empire that wasnt stolen by england is all a heap of shit

[@SteveSmith-ty8ko]

@Marcus O'Shea I mean to be fair, they used the opium trade as a way to get silver back that they had lost from importing so much tea from China. It left their pockets almost empty. It made sense to them, the morals of the situation didn’t matter their coffers is what mattered.

[@givemeyoureggs456]

@@SteveSmith-ty8ko Tfw your country spend so much on tea that 10% of your tax is just for tea

[@kristijanmadhukar516]

@@F14thunderhawk and also of the five largest economies of colonies turned countries, four of them are british.

[@shocktnc]

Amen

[@genfox1g913]

imagine someone hiding in a house then you just buy the house to kill them.

[@nottelling6598]

Welcome to the real-life applications of imminent domain.

[@DavidSchmitt]

Sounds like any landlord on a day ending in y.

[@inciacci549]

Can't commit Castle Doctrine if you're not in your castle now, cant we?

[@POTUSJimmyCarter]

The part you've left out is that "someone" happens to be the LITERAL FUCKING KING, who is engaged in a running battle in the streets with an army of murderers. But everyone's kinda just cool with it because the murderers help them find their "lost" property and also play little ditties on the street corner sometimes.

[@archrp7868]

I love how Spiff basically became Jason Todd (the second robin) when he came back to life and basically started to control crime, only allowing the kind that dont physically hurt anyone, only killing when its needed

[@YouKnowIhadToDoItToEm]

I’m absolutely convinced that Spiff is one of the people in his own stock photos.

[@chadwickedralin40]

“Our level 5 thieves now have +10 charisma” literally every D&D rogue ever.

[@hypermaeonyx4969]

Our level 3 Warrior now has 50 in pickpocket, sneaking, and lockpicking and he only has 4 in One-handed and -100 in heavy armor

[@dmitriy9985]

34:07 Almost like Caesar's assassination. "Et tu, Dover?" - is the only part that's missing.

[@unworthyBeatrix]

Well, you know what they say: 23rd time's the charm

[@MithicalBeats]

Right when he said that ben would steal the air from my lungs i choked on water...

[@osart168]

Hey Spiff, The Guild 3 has some upgrades but you can still kill every other dynasty on hardest difficulty level from the start, so... perfectly balanced I guess :) Might be a good content ;)

[@thisbeusername2555]

How did the genius mind of Spiff not figure out he could name a child Han Dover.

[@sirstash]

*from another room through a wall* FUCK! HE DOESN'T MISS!

[@sinteleon]

To be fair, isn't it a common tactic for one person to entertain while another rob the currently distracted people blind?

[@shaunbrowne9870]

"[I]t means we don't have any of those negative repercussions of having our employees caught for doing illegal acts, because they're no longer our employees." You've done it. You've broken late stage capitalism down to its bare essentials.

[@timmywuwon2879]

Ben Dover when someone drops the soap, " I'll be taking that."

[@Fibah]

THANKS FOR GETTING THE STAFF OF MAGNUS FOR ME HO HO HO

[@trumpwonhereistheevidenced4390]

HE NEVER LEARRRRNS

[@gobbotits1686]

I find it strange how the final upgrade to the Thieves Guild is called Synagogue. Very brave decision by the developers

[@CreatorOfDecisions]

based*

[@housewilma4904]

though it does make sense a big building is more noticable so calling the thief headquarters a "temple" to hide what it really is makes sense though in real life many thieves guilds tended to have bars or other such establishments as there "facades" hiding the the actual guild meeting place the mafia would use the same tactics with speakeasies during the prohibition days later on.

[@dinnerpartyempire]

@@housewilma4904 specific variety of temple mentioned though hm?

[@iplayeddishonored2475]

@@CreatorOfDecisions *publicly subscribed to Jacob Geller

[@haaly7245]

Welp, that was a missed chance to call someone Han Dover.

[@prestonjones1653]

Spiff: What if we legalized crime? Graystillplays: *laughs in Florida*

[@chongjunxiang3002]

I still remember how Gray play: by banging with everyone

[@darkdefender9919]

I see you am man of culture as well. Spiff is the younger less crazy gray

[@jimskywaker4345]

Yep I mean spiff doesn’t even add 0’s

[@RewmanSlayz]

Ah, a man of culture I see

[@mel0dicHarp]

Don’t forget how Gray played Saelig, burning the houses to make the land available and be able to literally kill the competition that was hiding inside

[@deviles]

Legalize pickpocketing? Someone read Terry Pratchett!

[@Bancheis]

@NotGonnaTell MyName The MUD I posted above even has the thieves guild in Ankh-Morpork, and yes, stealing has been legalized heh.

[@Athalfuns]

Never would I ever guess that the most realistic politician simulator is called Guild 3. Amazing.

[@littleh4xx0r]

Well actually, to be fair, Feudalism was kinda like mega corp dynasties controlling everything.

[@Barl3000]

The Rogue class was stupidly broken in The Guilds 2 also. I remember how I was struggleing to even make a small profit in many multiplayer games with my friends. While one of my other friends was already on tier 3 or 4 buildings as a Rogue. Then I tried playing Rogue in singleplayer and the income you can get is insane, it is like playing a totally different game than the other classes.

[@magicboxhead9448]

Are you sure this is a video game? It looks suspiciously like Detroit.

[@williambrown8902]

That king is badass. He fights a cabal of thieves hand to hand and kicks the shit out of them only to be ganked and go out Julius Caesar style. Legend!

[@elijahjohnson5523]

Still waiting on spiff to play stock market simulator. While I take notes

[@genewitch]

there was a bug in the marketwatch stock game a few weeks back where if you bought tesla stock right before it split it was worth about 10x as much when the transaction went through, so if you happened to notice it, you could have sold it before the game "fixed" the bug, possibly. I didn't have any tesla stock and i didn't tell the other players in my game that i noticed the bug, because i want to win.

[@Ricky-pr5wz]

Sigma grindset: Bribe the king of your own country with 5000 pounds then legally pickpocket 2 heads of cattle from him

[@addenanda]

This game is soo funny

[@addenanda]

Technically thats not bribing xD thats selling 2 cattle for 5 grand.

[@peasant_purple]

You Oriental Express style murdered the king. This feat can only be thanks the amazing powers of Yorkshire Gold Tea.

[@kkh42792]

Thank you so much for uploading this. This game has so much potential and I think if a bunch of your viewers start playing this it will get some more love.

[@karimeid7975]

He needs to start a podcast series were he talks about anything and i can just listen to his soothing voice while drinking tea

[@dorianmus6771]

I'm surprised Spiff didn't name his thieves guild "Dosney" (Definitely not stolen)

[@psinjo]

definitely not stolen, not entirely yours inc

[@dorianmus6771]

@@psinjo I stole EVERY comment there was at the time

[@victordavila9812]

This is now my headcanon of how every fantasy thieves guilds came to be

[@zacksilverstone7642]

His Asian counterpart, Han-me Mani, on the other hand is practically swimming in gold coins.

[@MonstertruckBadass]

what a perfect name

[@zacksilverstone7642]

@@MonstertruckBadass should have gone with Han-me Coin, to be honest...

[@ahmadkamil3713]

@@zacksilverstone7642 no, it perfect the way you originally named it.

[@swarajaggarwal]

"Why make when you can take!" Me: Colonialism Spiff: Thieves guild ... huh?

[@randombrit13]

Both are nice

[@Lowco5]

Me: Capitalism

[@Oblithian]

I am not sure what making would entail as an alternative to colonialism 🤔

[@chasesmith9398]

Hey colonialism was a necessary evil.

[@randombrit13]

Chase Smith no it was great

[@SephirothRyu]

Leave it to Spiff to find a way to pickpocket the very city of London itself from England.

[@legueu]

The guild serie in a nutshell: It's such a cool concept, to bad nothing ever work.

[@jhonnylee6685]

hold your horses there buddy they had a browser game wich was amazing Guild 1400 sadly it got taken down T.T

[@legueu]

@@jhonnylee6685 I didn't even heard about that one, sad.

[@iglidor]

@@legueu I played it for bit. It was time-gated hell.

[@legueu]

@@iglidor At least the time gate worked!

[@poisonousmushrooms]

Guild 2 was great, ur crazy

[@mrziiz6893]

Ah, the classic tale of Ben Dover, King of Thieves, and his loyal henchwoman, Ann the Butcher. Truly an inspiring tale

[@wut0.o]

I enjoy making a cup of tea right at the moment when you tell us to have a nice cup of tea 👌😩 "it just works"

[@dasveit]

Straight from Terry Pratchett. Splendid!

[@CitedP]

now this, this is how a real economy is built.

[@D64nz]

That feeling when you realise you no longer own anything, and are just enjoying it for the moment.

[@scarymonsters524]

It's just like today! "You will own nothing and you will be happy."

[@GrievousFrom]

God save the Spiffing Brit for not uploading endless Among Us videos.

[@thaias9654]

Wouldn’t’ve expected for him to anyway.

[@Fjord_Citadel]

**gets pickpocketed by the Dover dynasty** Me: Thank you sir, ye be a saint among sinners!! Praise be!

[@dean_l33]

Praise be indeed

[@Imkaje]

Anyone else get some Julius Caesar vibes when he had to summon half the town to stab the king? haha

[@Designer-Speech7143]

It's actually really historical Jonathan Wild experience! Impressive!

[@Sean-rc1hy]

When you slapped that king all I could think of was " E tu, Brute"

[@SvengelskaBlondie]

"Making gold dancing in the street" Makes me think of "dancing for gp" in runescape 😁

[@davidmcquoid9438]

"It's upsetting to have your things taken from you." Said the Englishman...HMMMMMMMM

[@Avigorus]

Note to self: create a Skyrim character named Ben Dover and conquer the Thieve's Guild and Dark Brotherhood. Also win the Civil War for the Imperials. Big question is: Vampire, or Dawnguard? Kinda leaning Vampire...

[@fabianfranzen5363]

Spiff: "Why make, when you can take?" Me: *looks towards kindergarten* hmm...interesting....

[@pianohelper8873]

*FBI OPEN UP!!!*

[@Patrick-857]

OK........

[@averyrandomllama6516]

I'll bring the chloroform

[@connerblank5069]

Introducing, the reverse pawn shop. Instead of paying you for your stuff, instead we take your stuff and then you pay us! Flawless business model.

[@Sigilstone17]

I'm surprised Spiff didn't name his thieves guild "Dosney"

[@rjhogan07]

I for one love my employment by Ben Dover. It means my colleagues aren’t going to pickpocket my heart out of my chest. No promises concerning the boss, but that’s life in medieval London for you.

[@bwitt004]

I just want to see another sir spiff masterpiece from an overly detailed character creator. I'm usually laughing in tears when he gets into any slider that should have much tighter limits and just goes to town.

[@marcolsen4314]

I used to love the Guild 2. Spent many hours going from a mining lord to a well respected jeweller

[@tootyfrooty7604]

As one of the lucky first 6000 Majestic Little Sausages to receive Ben Dover's kind offer I'm celebrating with a lovely cup of stolen Yorkshire Gold Tea, Mmmmm Spiffing!

[@snarfymcsnarfface2323]

TheGschultz STONKS

[@Iionios]

I really appreciate how you basically showed how to become the Marquis de Sade in a Tycoon game.

[@zachmiller1855]

WOOO last time I was this early spiff was showing me a 1000 degree knife in skyrim

[@TheKomodian]

Damn, really thought this was an exploit video and not just how Rogue class has always worked. Still an entertaining video for nostalgia's sake.

[@willichtenstein7071]

“Never done an honest day’s work in your life for all that coin you’re carrying, eh lad?” - me

[@robertstarling2911]

It's quite amusing that Spiff has actually mirrored history here. I look at Ben Dover's antics and I see the spirit of Jonothan Wild, Thief Taker General.

[@Wheezr]

I wonder if Ben and Bon bond would bond over a nice cup of Yorkshire tea

[@dispiedark8682]

This is brilliant ! I tried this in skyrim and oblivion too at some point if i step into the shadows i would just disappear form most npc view. so just stand in a gate and robe everyone without being seen.

[@ivanovcentrumcz]

Almost a perfect reconstruction of how the British Museum was established.

[@KyleTheIrishman]

I would love to see more of this game on your channel. To bad you can't make a tea farm.

[@eddievanhalenhoward]

When you're the sovereign, legal pickpocketing is called "taxation," I believe. Comment for sale, as I came by it in the proper means.

[@Gibby34340]

Me: If you legalize crime, and somebody commits a crime, is it still a crime? Spiff: *sips tea with malicious intent*

[@aidenhall8593]

This is literally what the constable of london did, maybe it was a little later than this but it’s still kinda funny.

[@horatioyen256]

how to get your game in a Spiffing Brit video step 1: make a game step 2: skip the bug fixes step 3: publish to steam step 4: wait for the bad reviews step 5: profit

[@SmorjaGrus]

Ah yes, Ben Dover, the kahoot classic lmao

[@Unprotected1232]

The amount of insight spiff has into the human condition is astounding.

[@TakoyaKyono]

I feel that a great name was missed. Han Dover. As in "Hand over all your goods during this perfectly legal pick pocketing session"

[@joshuapatrick682]

Legally robbery as people leave and enter your city? Man sounds like Los Angeles

[@recursor9469]

I love how SB finds legalizing pickpocketing infinitely more funny and absurd than legalizing murder

[@Schnarchnase]

"Insults are now legal."

[@waluigiyaoi6246]

Nice to see this game is 100% accurate to rich merchant families in the era

[@Ntwister]

"You can't go around arresting the Thieves Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all day!" - Terry Pratchett - Lil Penpusher

[@hunterphycas745]

When you're the sovereign, legal pickpocketing is called "taxation," I believe.