I've been playing HOMM3 for 20 years now, and this was incredibly painful to watch.
@Matt_uniqueHandle5 жыл бұрын
What were the painful parts? I played a little a long time ago, so I can't tell if you're legit or sarcastic.
@talonviperchef40485 жыл бұрын
@@Matt_uniqueHandle are you serious?
@MrNotBot5 жыл бұрын
For starters you don't want diplo on your main hero but on the supporting heroes. He had a shit army composition. You don't walk around with dwarves and drenoids (or anything with low speed), they slow you down on the adventure map too much. He had dwarves instead of centaurs on his support heroes, same reasoning as above. He doesn't understand how ranged units work and overall misunderstood several mechanics. He took scouting instead of wisdom on a small map which was already half explored. He passed up earth magic. He found magic related artefacts and a hero with expert wisdom, and then proceeded to completely ignore magic. He replaced his main hero with expert leadership for the said magic hero who is far worse for the diplo tactic. He kept throwing away decent units for shit ones/smaller stacks. He upgraded pegasi instead of the elves, which are the best early game unit in Rampart. They are a beast in late game as well if you build around them. Centaurs are also a good early upgrade, either choice is way better than upgrading a handful of pegasi. He was walking around with both basic and upgraded drenoids, essentially costing him an army slot for 2 small stacks of units that are terrible at attacking. He built a treasury when he was broke. Generally you don't want to take XP from the chests, you want to take gold (granted this was on easy difficulty so it doesn't matter that much, but still you need loads of gold for diplo).
@blueskies1335 жыл бұрын
That, and evaluating how "broken" a mechanic is against an AI on normal difficulty is pointless, the game is easy to win as is at that level... Diplomacy is only good for buying units from your own city, or otherwise sacrificing them on the altar.
@pauldobberson64295 жыл бұрын
@@MrNotBot Oh damn, I've also been playing this game for well over a decade and I never knew that your lowest troop speed affects the movement on the world map.
@josefrobert66445 жыл бұрын
As someone with a ribcage I can confirm it gives +2 to power skills. Also gives structural integrity and helps with breathing, can recommend 👍
@danpowell8065 жыл бұрын
Can I borrow yours for a week just to try one?
@kingfishergaming71025 жыл бұрын
This comment made my day lmao
@lupusinvictus22295 жыл бұрын
He's just mad none of His comments get* more than 5 likes. Probably because He Himself is 'great at parties'. ;)
@WeirdOne191425 жыл бұрын
@@lupusinvictus2229 I get the feeling that masilith is the kind of guy that thumbs his own comments up.
@rianvoogt47015 жыл бұрын
oh the humor.
@hyper65005 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to make a Yorkshire Tea Simulator thats perfectly balanced.
@aloniada5 жыл бұрын
I don't think it even possible to program Yorkshire tea that not perfect in any way. But i do wonder what happen if Chuck Norris drank Yorkshire tea?
@sircamo46335 жыл бұрын
@@aloniada He Does! How do you think hes a legend and so strong?!
@harjutapa5 жыл бұрын
Impossible, Yorkshire Tea is infinitely powerful.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint46065 жыл бұрын
@@aloniada I believe that's how Reanu Keeves was born.
@tank25435 жыл бұрын
It shall be done.
@Neolisk5 жыл бұрын
17:44 It's not a ranged attack of 24, it's 24 shots, 3-7 each. Also ice elementals have melee penalty, so they only deal 3-7 damage in ranged combat, melee is 50% of that (1.5-3.5 per creature).
@MattnessLP5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget range penalties, so their first shot usually only deals half damage anyway.
@Diver136664 жыл бұрын
@@MattnessLP well, it doesn't matter caus he's mostly using autocombat giving Artificial Idiot a chance to waste units o_O
@GepardenK4 жыл бұрын
This was actually pretty tame as far as Heroes 3 power trips go :D Exploiting stuff is a feature, not a bug, in this game. Heroes 3 is not a game about balanced tactical situations, rather everything is exponential making it a game about being the first player to leverage the map to pull off some crazy world domination scheme before any of the other players do the same. It's basically a turned-based competitive pacman that ends in a nuclear holocaust.
@michelvanderlinden83634 жыл бұрын
to be fair, while you are correct about everything being exploitable and its just a race of the player doing so before the rest, diplomacy IS in and by itself beyond ridiculously broken to the point it's usually banned by most tournament rules, if not all of them. Diplomacy is... absurd. I fully recommend watching TheKnownWorld's video regarding diplomacy explanations/games.
@lancasterlion82523 жыл бұрын
I love the sum up, basically pacman ending with a nuclear holocaust 🤣🤣🤣
@luxinterna3370 Жыл бұрын
interesting statements and video. I will link this video to every homm 4 hater from now on.
@fulla6967 Жыл бұрын
Am in tears this game discription is way too accurate
@havardmj5 жыл бұрын
- wants a secondary hero - does not pick *Kyrre, the logistic specialist*
@Jandalph5 жыл бұрын
Like, the fastest hero in the game. Give her a Silver Pegasus and she traverses the whole map in one turn.
@eLsain5 жыл бұрын
i like jenova
@ChristopherMaier.5 жыл бұрын
He literally did everything wrong during his play-through.
@michaelwhity73825 жыл бұрын
@@ChristopherMaier. Which further proved his point, on how bad the game is dumbed down lol.
@Tobbzn5 жыл бұрын
The most hilarious part was where he claimed Cure was absolutely necessary and didn't even comment on Slow, which is genuinely the strongest spell in the game and it's not even close.
@dane75845 жыл бұрын
When he picked advanced archery over earth magic, I spat my tea at my monitor, by the gods! Edit: now he's picked Scouting two times on a revealed map, madness!
@ArbiterDan5 жыл бұрын
True. This particular brit is a noob.
@TheFlyingBlueWhale5 жыл бұрын
I spilled my baked beans and plack pudding because of your coment mate xD Old Heroes-Fans triggered
@yenlabuda92895 жыл бұрын
was it a cup of yorkshire tea?
@Notmyname15935 жыл бұрын
I think he just felt sorry for the AI and didn`t want to become even more OP.
@Mimirai5 жыл бұрын
He picked scouting instead of wisdom...
@gunlocksp5 жыл бұрын
So triggered Spiff didn't even pick up the mercury thats literally above/beside his main city. Also, yes, please stream it!
5 жыл бұрын
And the camp fire -.-
@jrpflach5 жыл бұрын
SAME
@spacemonkeyentertainment64135 жыл бұрын
Oh good, i thought i was the only one that pedantic, but for some reason i just couldnt let it go. Noticed a few other things that werent 100% accurate, but the Mercury somehow bothered me most ^^
@DommHavai5 жыл бұрын
You actually don't have to pick it up since rampart only needs mercury to upgrage mage's guild, and starting resources are sufficient to reach lvl 3 (to get gold dragons). You can often see pro players not picking up free resources because it can be a waste of movement points, especially for the main hero. Of course, the actual reason in this particular case is that Spiffing Brit didn't pay enough attention.
@Zabiru-4 жыл бұрын
Scrolled through the comments to see if anyone else was going nuts over that haha xD
@SURok6953 жыл бұрын
"The centaurs however have their special ability which is they're just cannon fodder" He says about the strongest level one unit.
@Nurk0m0rath3 жыл бұрын
I do find hobgoblins and master gremlins good as well but yes, used correctly (and upgraded early), centaurs are super OP early game units. Certainly WAAAAAAY better than skeletoys. Really the only strength of skeletons is their raw numbers after the stack has been protected from casualties for the whole game.
@greatdude72792 жыл бұрын
@@Nurk0m0rath Shakti trogs are better.
@Nurk0m0rath2 жыл бұрын
@Great Dude Not a fair comparison. Units will *always* be better with their specialist hero than without, and most towns have a level 1 unit specialist. Don't remember if rampart has one, but stronghold does, and hobgoblins in his army are terrifying, crossing the map in 1 turn with mass haste or expert tactics and one-shotting black dragon stacks. Probably the strongest of these heroes is Galthran, just because of the numbers skeletons can achieve, but they do need haste to accomplish much. Besides, you don't play dungeon for its overlords. What you really want are the warlocks and spells. My favorite is Alamar with his massive spell power, scholar, and resurrection. Grab earth magic as soon as you see it and you need never lose another unit. Pick up Gunnar to fetch and ferry and you're good to go.
@greatdude72792 жыл бұрын
@@Nurk0m0rath " Not a fair comparison." Why? In the terms of gameplay you pick what actually works. There are plenty of units that are good stat wise but its the growth that screws them over. "Don't remember if rampart has one," Don't think they have. "and hobgoblins in his army are terrifying" Stronghold has goblins. Shakti is Dunegon he has trogs. "Probably the strongest of these heroes is Galthran" Which is why he is banned lol. Infact he is not even in the HotA he has been replaced. "Besides, you don't play dungeon for its overlords. " All you need is either Shakti or Deemer. Shakti with his trogs can easily take hives, shops, pickets, conservatories or dragon caves at the start. On average you will get your start with few creature dwellings to portal and have few creature banks that gift you creatures. On average with Shakti you can already get 2 dragons and 12 wyverns before first week is finished and then just snowball from there the faster you break the better. Best hero for me is Luna with her firewall cheese.
@Nurk0m0rath2 жыл бұрын
@@greatdude7279 It's not fair to compare units under specialist heroes to units separate from heroes. We were making a simple unit comparison. Adding hero specialty strats was not the point. But since you brought in first-level unit specialties, I did a comparison to other towns I know have that strategy. I don't play multiplayer or random maps and never owned the expansions, so I'm talking base game. Maybe multiplayer on random maps changes everything but from my experience, magic trumps might almost every time, and warlocks are probably the best magic hero. I say almost because there are some cheesy might strats that are hard to beat, like the defense specialist. But it's even harder to beat someone who can scout the whole map without leaving home, fly across half the map in one turn to capture a town, instantly teleport to any friendly town, mass slow your army, summon legions of elementals, and then resurrect any real units you manage to kill. Once a good magic hero gets rolling, they barely even need an army.
@DraggyLordeOfficial Жыл бұрын
the experience of watching this while an expert is right next to me squirming in pain over the damn pot next to your castle is hilarious, keep it up!
@NotSoCentech5 жыл бұрын
Lets play a game called "How long will Spiff leave the mercury behind his base"
@peterhartmann3386 Жыл бұрын
It was so painful to see :(
@9Saper5 жыл бұрын
Non Heroes3 players : "wow, so many exploits" Heroes3 niBBas : laughs in 16k power liches
@fernandoraymundo39345 жыл бұрын
the power of the power liches on week 1 :D
@tarkwiniuszpyszny69125 жыл бұрын
Still Diplomacy> Necromancy, but the best is both
@ambidexter20175 жыл бұрын
Diplomacy is just one of broken things in HoMM3. Off the top of my head: Necromancy, Armageddon, Resurrection, Town Portal, Dimension gate, Vampire Lords, Firebirds, Demons, Pixies…
@zmyslowykalosz5 жыл бұрын
@@ambidexter2017 how about gorgons?
@evonthon5 жыл бұрын
Firewall and one pixie is still my favorite exploit
@Qba0B5 жыл бұрын
There is no single person in Poland who was born before 1990 who don't know and played this game.. This game in Poland has a cult status, period
@Bipolarbaer5 жыл бұрын
This game was Russian made wasn't it?
@Sparcle5 жыл бұрын
@@Bipolarbaer Only Heroes 5 were made by a Russian company, Nival Interactive; Heroes 1-4 were developed by an American company called New World Computing and I'm pretty sure Heroes 6-7 do not exist.
@NeblogaiLT5 жыл бұрын
@@Sparcle I am pretty sure Heroes 5 do not exist either :)
@NeblogaiLT5 жыл бұрын
@@Bipolarbaer This game is made by New World Computing (USA), led by Jon Van Caneghem, who have made lots of true classics- Might & Magic 1-9, and then spin-off Heroes of Might and Magic 1-4 games. Speaking specifically about HoMM3- it was already made when 3DO had purchased New World Computing, and were investing/expanding a lot- but then went bancrupt some years later, bringing down all their game studios with them.
@ilkoftw5 жыл бұрын
it's pretty much the same in Bulgaria. I still play it 20 yrs later.
@selensewar5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: in russian edition of the game color "Teal" got mistakenly translated as "chayniy", which literally means "tea color".
@Phelixc4 жыл бұрын
Oooh, shiny...
@philippsobecki85104 жыл бұрын
cool!
@DudeWatIsThis4 жыл бұрын
In the Spanish version of Age of Wonders 1, _"X turns left"_ (like, "3 turns left", like, the time left for a city to build something) was translated as "3 gira a la izquierda". You know, as in 3 (who is a person) turns to the left, with his car.
@selensewar4 жыл бұрын
@@DudeWatIsThis :"D i love poorly translated editions sometimes.
@ЮрийМиронов-ь3э4 жыл бұрын
It's true. All my childhood i had tried to imagine "Tea color". I love Fargus and their translations) (If you don't know the etertal classic of early russian translations, you should read anything about russian localization GTA San Andreas. It is so funny)
@Daggs125 жыл бұрын
Hurt my heart watching him skip over Kyrre
@Flem100DK2 жыл бұрын
Yes. Who wants logistics...
@RainingMetal Жыл бұрын
Even after only remembering that she has logistics by reading the comments, I still would have picked her over that Stronghold hero because Kyrre is a Rampart hero and would have therefore fit better in terms of using Rampart units.
@likenot30735 жыл бұрын
I love how confident you are about explaning the game you have no idea about, basicly perfect youtuber
@su27675 жыл бұрын
he admits that hes a noob at this game.. whats the point of your comment?
@skizzeh_5 жыл бұрын
I love how confident you are about explaining a video you evidently have no idea about , basically a perfect person
@likenot30735 жыл бұрын
Im not being sarcastic, i get that he doesnt play the game, i just admire pure confidence in saying whatever he can come up with, making expression that he's the master of the game
@nofanfelani69245 жыл бұрын
I love how confident i am about leaving a pointless reply here, basically a perfect manners from a perfect gentleman.
@masansr5 жыл бұрын
What did you expect, actual research from this wannabe BuzzFeed channel?
@mrbdwastaken4 жыл бұрын
Centaurs: are one of the best lvl 1 units in the game The Spiffing Brit: *"absolutely useless"*
@legion9994 жыл бұрын
THE best lv1
@jinn-tonik4 жыл бұрын
Y B Halberdier: "I object". Although I really enjoy playing just centaurs, elves and pegasi as a mobile early kill squad.
@JJ-ku8bm4 жыл бұрын
well i always prefered skeletons while playing necromancer , this was so nice feelings to see their numbers grow after beating massive armies ;)
@jinn-tonik4 жыл бұрын
Jakub Jakimiak yea, skellys are not even bad individually, their stats are good. And having couple hundred of them by the end of first week helps a lot! ;)
@Novocane234 жыл бұрын
Second best, Pixies are still the best tier 1 unit in the game - simply because of their speed, and the no retaliation is nothing to scoff at. Pixies, and the fact that Conflux can build the Pyre in week one is why Conflux is often banned in tournament play.
@samclukey98025 жыл бұрын
You know, i'm something of a level 16,000 Power Lich myself.
@C0mplicat3dd5 жыл бұрын
Actually u made me read comments in the beggining of the video
@samclukey98025 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit another exquisite vid, sir spiff
@darkrite90005 жыл бұрын
And here I thought I was the only high-lvl death being around here, don't mind me, just your local shinigami passing by (oh dear the world's burning, well seems Spiff is at it again, I don't think any game is safe, nor is your mortal world). Now then if you don't mind I'll just be putting in a notice that a whole village's populace has fallen into a volcano, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you@@thespiffingbrit .
@andreasottohansen73385 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit Sounds like Necropolis is involved. That is bound to be broken.
@tomasplanicka25394 жыл бұрын
I was physically unable to watch in peace due to the ranged damage misunderstanding!
@ColinPower14 жыл бұрын
I stopped watching after that.
@brenno3444 жыл бұрын
yes it's painful
@eultheripper3 жыл бұрын
Me 2
@Sharnoy15 жыл бұрын
Half of the video I just wanted to scream "NO SPIFF DO NOT DO THAT!" But it was no use and now my wife is mad at me for some reason...
@MeldrickCz3 жыл бұрын
Because you fail at the correcting Spiff doing that terrible terrible mistakes. You married demanding but after all just one. That was terrible mistakes.
@Opiate19873 жыл бұрын
The number on the right of "shots" isn't the ranged damage, it's just the number of ranged shots they have. In the case of Ice Elementals, that number is 24. If you have a fight longer than 24 turns, they run out of arrows, and you have to use them in melee mode. Fun fact :)
@michaelsamchuk18192 жыл бұрын
I was going to say this too… I can’t believe how anyone could mistake this never mind someone making a video talking about it. Like I think not even 1 out of 100 people would now understand that. How much damage do titans do? Lol
@iholkih3602 жыл бұрын
@@michaelsamchuk1819 Haha Exactly..... He made at least 5 mistakes like this that I could count. Mistaking luck for morale was one of the.
@likeblawk1682 жыл бұрын
I almost went in rage how much wrong infos he gave 🤦🏻♂️
@valepu865 жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly the rainbow critical attack was from luck, not morale
@kingfishergaming71025 жыл бұрын
Yeah i heard that and im like wow hes new to this game lol
@WeirdOne191425 жыл бұрын
You remember correctly, lol.
@wolfybat33355 жыл бұрын
Yup, Luck gives crits, Morale can grant additional actions/turns
@narcolepticaxolotl49705 жыл бұрын
I caught that too
@Saxim5 жыл бұрын
17:42 19:06 >range 24 attack What? It is ammount of their shots in every battle XD
@furioni3335 жыл бұрын
also he picked scouting , lel. Such a memer.
@BlackDonMetallo5 жыл бұрын
@@furioni333 scouting ain't that bad if you play on an G size map (3x XL) to get some ground covered. But for a small map its wasted.
@Rusulki5 жыл бұрын
I'm also worried that he thinks cure is the best spell ever and slow didn't even blip his radar
@kangaxx415 жыл бұрын
I think he just picked a guide without knowing much about the game. Otherwise he would have choosen UD as faction and didn't made all those mistakes with range/shots for dmg. The most obvious thing was just as he got rid of the elven archers which are kinda the second most op unit in the game if upgraded.
@HonestChuckle5 жыл бұрын
Yeees I just made a comment about this lol
@NadyaCoolCanal5 жыл бұрын
It’s actually quite cute watching a beginner play this game. Takes me back to when i first started and had no idea about what i was doing. I’m still not great at it myself, nor do i use the diplo strategy, but here’s some general advice: 1) invest into magic. It’s worth it. Choose wisdom and learn spells. 2) never pass down on earth magic. It’s arguably the best school of magic in the game with the most op spells. 3) make sure that your army is well-balanced and not all over the place. You don’t need random small-numbered stacks of random units. Have (for example) a ranger-based hero and a speed based hero (pro tip: don’t carry slow units with your main hero as your land movement is determined by the speed of your slowest unit) 4) before recruiting a hero from a tavern check their stats/skills to decide which one is more useful for you. 5) (a minor detail) “shots”’ refers to the number of times a ranged unit can shoot during one battle, not the strength of their attack. There are more things that could be improved, but these are the key ones. It takes a while to get to know the game and it’s nuances but the key goal is not to powet up by looting everything and collecting random units. Experienced gamers put a lot of thought into every step and only get the units and the skills they need. Good video to get people interested in the game, not a great tutorial though.
@twingo4405 жыл бұрын
3) pro tip: that it depends on the walked terrain ok, but the unit speed has influence over that too?
@legion9994 жыл бұрын
With diplomacy you can win even as a complete noob. I had a crushing victory literally the first time I played, on a large map with 5 cpus. I was so new I didnt even know I could save the game.
@carnob.2726 Жыл бұрын
@@twingo440 yes, indeed.
@gabenght9316 Жыл бұрын
@@legion999 Try it on harder difficulty than
@Grimgnawgasm5 жыл бұрын
-Gets slow in mage guils : "OMG I GOT CURE YES"
@missrosethegirl5 жыл бұрын
They dont' deal 24 damage each unit, that's how much ammo they have before they run out, and can only do melee, unless you have an ammo cart :D
@CaitiffFTW5 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit You mean there isn't a Yorkshire Gold blend, to help with that yet?
@rjsteeves5 жыл бұрын
what's worse is he didn't delay his turn with his archers. If he did, the enemy Halbarders would have moved close enough so that he could have shot at them without suffering ranged damage penalty at the end of turn 1, and had a followup shot on turn 2 before the Halbarders got their move. The whole fight could have been won with 0 losses.
@jeffreyhoon5 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit That Yorkshire Gold Blend Tea must be blindingly good for you to not notice.
@aonodensetsu5 жыл бұрын
if you have enough of them then there is no way to run out tbh
@Chr1s_19865 жыл бұрын
24 damage for a low tier unit would be op af xD
@joahnaut5 жыл бұрын
To bad you didn't keep the original music in the game, as it's all in the public domain now and royalty free. Also because it's fucking one of the best OSTs ever.
@Tekisasubakani5 жыл бұрын
I don't think I could ever get tired of it. :)
@davenhla5 жыл бұрын
Paul Anthony Romero. I think he has a youtube channel. Oh I mean that's the guy that wrote music for 3DO and te Might and Magic games back then.
@Tekisasubakani5 жыл бұрын
@@davenhla Cool, thanks!
@has4895 жыл бұрын
I like the rampart theme song
@kingfishergaming71025 жыл бұрын
I've always been a fan of the fortress theme song theres a piano tutorial for all the theme songs on youtube btw (makes for a great party showoff lol)
@xunnex.5 жыл бұрын
what about armageddon+efreet suicide bombing? as well as the cloak of the balanced king?
@Kalleosini5 жыл бұрын
I too have seen Seths review of this game.
@cp1cupcake5 жыл бұрын
My first game of this was a mp game with my brothers. I got the Armagedon Blade from a guy on driftwood in the first week or two....
@vodkavecz5 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see. A man of culture as well. Don't forget the 'giving magic rabies to everyone in a ten mile radius'.
@thefool82245 жыл бұрын
basically all combined artifacts are broken, but no other can match the cloak of the "balanced" king.
@Drakenwild5 жыл бұрын
I believe that would be too much to show off in one video xD There is also Fire Wall exploit and one that uses upgraded wampires to kill large enemy forces without losses.
@realandreimania_old4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, i love this game. I cant say ive played it for 20 years because i am only 13 years old, but i used to watch my dad play this game all the time when i was little, i still do when he is around. I play it everyday and love it with all my heart. Im still happy because my dad showed me such a masterpiece! Its up here with Diablo 2 and Age Of Empires 2
@Novocane234 жыл бұрын
Good tastes kiddo - check out Horn of the Abyss if you still like playing this. It's a fan/community made expansion that adds on a new faction - and balances the game a bit more.
@pandaman13312 жыл бұрын
A Gen Z kid with good taste in video games? Your father reaised you the right way.
@TheLordGodric5 жыл бұрын
Playing for almost 20 years and this was hilarious to watch
@fourcgames75684 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure you meant "painful".
@matthi51465 жыл бұрын
Loving HoMM2 and 3!! thanks for featuring this gem! :)
@sten0ne5 жыл бұрын
what about necromancy being over powered? having like 20000 skeleton or lich army from artefacts and several necro castle boosts? am I remembering this wrong? edit: kinda hurts to see how much better he could play this :D
@sten0ne5 жыл бұрын
@@Riktos You're right =) have'nt played for a long time but I always loved playing necropolis. gg
@martinbooyens60135 жыл бұрын
Since this is the first game he's played that I've also played I've noticed he isn't as knowledgeable as he sounds. But he does play an absolutely mad amount of games so can't blame him
@Noobie2k75 жыл бұрын
Necropolis has always been broken. It's why how they work get changed in like every game, and they're always still broken.
@harjutapa5 жыл бұрын
@@martinbooyens6013 He's really hit and miss with games. In many of his videos, he's very clear that there are dozens of exploits that he's not using for reasons... those reasons usually being that many exploits aren't as funny or "on brand" with his channel's theme (aka being British and obsessing over tea and making ridiculous amounts of money).
@brohvakiindova44525 жыл бұрын
also you could focus on diplomacy as well and transmute the additional troops to undead with the portal (or was this in a later game?)
@torylva5 жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw "Heroes of Might & Magic 3 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits " I thought to myself "It is going to be diplomacy or Necromancy."
@Hoogstaaf5 жыл бұрын
Not Eagle eye?
@shayak32365 жыл бұрын
@@Hoogstaaf not advanced leadership ?
@goldhetman7295 жыл бұрын
@@Hoogstaaf eagle eye garbage
@Bary_McCokner5 жыл бұрын
I was on the Armageddon boat.
@MattnessLP5 жыл бұрын
I don't exactly remember, was Necromancy so ridiculously overpowered in HOMM3 or 4? Because I played both games a lot and remember having stacks with several thousand skeletons, zombies and ghosts in 4
@Jay-nb8or Жыл бұрын
God I just got a flashback to 2008 where my dad and I would sit and play this game for hours. What a nostalgia trip.
@briankay31463 жыл бұрын
classic time portal game... start playing and suddenly it's 10 hours later.
@Justaz1225 жыл бұрын
Stockimage: How many of our pics do you want to use this time? Spiff: Yes
@Reeykz5 жыл бұрын
''I don't know what army they have, I have no way of knowing'' I mean, if you hold right click on them, it shows you!
@Bjarkenb5 жыл бұрын
Excuse me, Spiff, do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior Crag Hack?
@zbynekurbanek33455 жыл бұрын
the feeling when you make Crag Hack into a powerfull magician with expert earth/air magic and shitton of mana, teleporting everywhere, jumping castle to castle like proper hero should :)
@martinez2060455 жыл бұрын
You do realize he passed up Earth Magic when leveling up... :)))
@Bjarkenb5 жыл бұрын
@@martinez206045 I swear some of his choices made me cringe so hard my teeth nearly cracked
@martinez2060455 жыл бұрын
@@Bjarkenb My mild ocd tendencies did not help me enjoy this video :D
@zbynekurbanek33455 жыл бұрын
I found it cute... its like watching apes use tools for the first time...
@nebbalf11712 жыл бұрын
Watching this video was like slapping myself over and over with the lid on my washing machine. Slightly amusing, but overalt a painful experience. Props for giving it a go however. You’re still my favourite tea enthusiast and gaming youtuber
@jordan70772 жыл бұрын
Heros 2 was the first game I played with my dad... love the nostalgia
@hujuibertyu31 Жыл бұрын
Mine was commandos 2. Fun fact: if you pronounce commandos 2 in Turkish, it would've sounded like "Commandos' cock" and we used to make that joke too. Nostalgia.
@reececlassick48255 жыл бұрын
Cup of tea was ready for this! Great video Spiff! Keep on chap!
@mrtonttu5 жыл бұрын
Ohh best game ever Edit: i died a little when you chose archery instead of earth magic
@DarthEstebanMontoya5 жыл бұрын
I mean he had a lot of ranged units and was playing a 1v1 on a small map. Was the better choice for the situation.
@Somegirlwander5 жыл бұрын
@@DarthEstebanMontoya huh.
@dejanf81685 жыл бұрын
@@DarthEstebanMontoya having +15% range damage is never in any situation better than teleporting across the map, slowing all enemies so you can kill them all without any problem, and completely imploding everything. I even forgot to mention your abilty to bring stuff back from death...
@sonyblank14875 жыл бұрын
@@dejanf8168 it's a 1v1 small map. How quick do you rush guilds?
@Wargasmo5 жыл бұрын
Didn't he say he didn't even pick up any spells for his hero before?
@carsonspears85685 жыл бұрын
I've been eagerly awaiting this one. I've played this game waaaay to much, and never found any exploits myself. Plus, I played it in the preinternet days, when secrets were secrets.
@talltroll70925 жыл бұрын
You've never even split a stack of Skeleton Warriors across a necro-bois entire remaining army slots to force rezzed skellingtons into a free upgrade?
@carsonspears85685 жыл бұрын
@@talltroll7092 No... *hangs head in shame*
@EternallyVibing1175 жыл бұрын
19:21 "500 experience" MY GOOD SIR, I DO BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE 3 ZEROS THERE!
@JasonNewsted4205 жыл бұрын
5k exp just dismissed
@alexanderkondratov4 жыл бұрын
I’m just glad to see people uploading heroes of might and magic 3 content, and he’s got over 1 mil subs which is nuts
@AgentFSB5 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for doing this! Heroes of Might and Magic III is an absolute classic. Please do a stream of it. :D
@Necromancergames5 жыл бұрын
My dad actually pulled me into Hero's of might and magic 3 and this game is "perfectly balanced" as every game should be
@arddermout69465 жыл бұрын
"Google Is A Perfectly Balanced Search Engine With No Exploits" please!
@iancasleton63565 жыл бұрын
"may-or-may'notacus"----- ty, I so seldomly genuinely laugh these days and that was well put together. Ty, this channel and a few others keep me sane.
@adinfinitum53985 жыл бұрын
17:44 "But they also have a range attack which does twenty-four." This guy knows how to exploit this game properly.
@jestemwlodzimierz5 жыл бұрын
Perfect timing! I just so happen to be playing this game! Though to be fair that it would be just as perfectly timed in the next 20 yrs ;-)
@Ultrox0075 жыл бұрын
So much of what you're saying is wrong... But I grew up with this game...
@dylans77425 жыл бұрын
With that much diplomacy, nothing he says can be wrong
@Leubast5 жыл бұрын
And the magic towers in the towns are not that random, it's just depends on the town it's built in.
@wisecrack34615 жыл бұрын
He ain't smart but he's robust
@adamhynes75355 жыл бұрын
Do a skeleton snowball! Moral let's your unit go twice but its luck that can give you double damage Retaliate happens when you attack a creature and they hit back not just if you go next to them. To find out what army the enemy has just right click the enemy. Those tips should help any beginners about to play HOMM 3. Great video!
@yoloswaggins15795 жыл бұрын
Me when he passed up Kyrre for Gretchin--->😵
@kardoxfabricanus75902 жыл бұрын
5:05 "For the low low cost of 3 pounds 99 or 14 million Russian rubles" damn spiffin Brit be spittin future predictions out here.
@hazmatheimerdinger32565 жыл бұрын
Heroes 3 is my favourite game while heroes 2 is my childhood
@dominikvachl84393 жыл бұрын
HOMM III is actually the 1st game I have ever played and HOMM IV is the 1st game I have ever owned. HOMM made me a gamer.
@Crimson_Edelweiss2 жыл бұрын
☠️☠️☠️
@SzalonySzatan2 жыл бұрын
Somehow that was the same for me. H3 as the first game, HIV as first owned... And first major fuckin' disappointment
@aabrightlove Жыл бұрын
@@SzalonySzatan uh You enjoying having HIV?
@SzalonySzatan Жыл бұрын
@@aabrightlove You must be popular
@aabrightlove Жыл бұрын
@@SzalonySzatan teehee
@youcan26575 жыл бұрын
I think I am getting an aneurism from hearing him say "Rynald" when the hero is called "Ryland" ...
@sekirosshadow93194 жыл бұрын
It's Leviosa not léviosa
@dawidek42674 жыл бұрын
VERY FUNNY
@carcharoclesmegalodon69044 жыл бұрын
He always mispronounces everything though.
@onebear65043 ай бұрын
Thank you for the introduction of this game! xD It's okay even if you're not an expert at it, watching you learning the game might actually be interesting lol
@Fan-wj9mx5 жыл бұрын
Even though all the mistakes and misinformation were painful, it was a very quick and fun half hour :D Please do more, good sir!
@Tekisasubakani5 жыл бұрын
So many hours spent LAN partying all night with HOMM III. One of the best games ever!
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache5 жыл бұрын
"Perfectly balanced" as all things shouldn't be.
@OmniscientWarrior5 жыл бұрын
Except tea. Tea should always be perfectly balanced. Unlike coffee.
@DarkZtorm4 жыл бұрын
I have been playing this game to death over the years and I still feel sometimes to play it. It is like a vintage wine or whiskey. My goodness.
@seushimarejikaze13374 жыл бұрын
you just didnt find anything better. the moment ive found Disciples (and later Age of Wonders), ive found how hollow gameplay of this game is. it was good for a time but got boring quickly.
@Novocane234 жыл бұрын
Don't listen to the guy above me. HoMM 3 is still considered the pinnacle of this series, and was was advanced for it's time. Even to this day, people still play this competitively - and if you didn't know about it, there is a fan/community made expansion called Horn of the Abyss (HotA) that introduces an entire new faction, The Cove, and balances a lot of issues the original HoMM 3 had - such as decreasing the gold costs of nearly everything in Tower - to making Conflux a little less broken.
@seushimarejikaze13374 жыл бұрын
@@Novocane23 homm 3 might be a pinnacle of heroes of might and magic series, but its not a pinnacle of turnbased strategy games. homm IV was good, too, but got forgotten, because it tried to change things. that didnt go well with stagnant homm players that wanted more of the same, boring gameplay. of course there are fans of this entry, but here is the news. every game got fans, that play it past its "expiration date". i, for example stopped playing homm 3 more than 15 years ago and cant play it since, as im getting sleepy after first week of gameplay. its simply boring.
@Novocane234 жыл бұрын
@@seushimarejikaze1337 I mean, you're entitled to your opinion - but I thought HoMM IV was awful - it just completely gutted everything that made HoMM 2 and 3 good and the standard that everyone was expecting.
@seushimarejikaze13374 жыл бұрын
@@Novocane23 yes, it was different, but i still keep homm IV for the simple fact that its different than other homm games and has really nice soundtrack. there are couple of other reasons ( like free roaming armies and similar improvements) why homm iv is still on my hdd while homm III is long gone. to each his own i guess.
@CraigJukes5 жыл бұрын
May or May Noticus had me in stitches, well done, dear fellow..well done!
@pickledtoasterbean72174 жыл бұрын
I was born in 1999 and my uncle introduced me to this game as the first computer game ever. my first true love. played for years and still do when I am with him. absolute legend
@howdoilogin5 жыл бұрын
"Iron golems - they're basically dwarves, but better in every regard." Well yeah, that's what Dwarves metamorphose into. What, those bearded things with the axes? Yeah those are dwarf larvae. When a dwarf reaches full maturity they weld a cocoon and their body melts and refines itself into its perfect form.
@Jasza6765 жыл бұрын
And then there is the crazy Diamond Golem who laughs at magic and ora-oras anyone who gets in his movement range. Trully a perfect lifeform.
@Poppadop15 жыл бұрын
@@Jasza676 Wait, is that a JoJo reference? :-P
@kingfishergaming71025 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂This is the best comment ever
@Unfortunatetribes5 жыл бұрын
Urist likes iron golems for their stern appearance.
@wizardom5 жыл бұрын
Dragon Age: Origins much?
@faksake16302 жыл бұрын
i was 10 when i got this game on cd back in 00s my childhood game here, and im stunned. 2 weeks ago i bought from gog homm3 cuz of nostalgia and bam. spiff is covering game. much respect to you for playing this gem :D
@Litepaw5 жыл бұрын
This is my damn childhood right here. Also starcraft.
@indifly5 жыл бұрын
born in the ´80 ?!
@narcolepticaxolotl49705 жыл бұрын
My childhood was Heroes 2, but I know a little about this game too.
@crescentmoon1693 жыл бұрын
I love HOMM3. My uncles introduced it to me and I have been playing it ever since.
@discingaround4 жыл бұрын
I remembered the commercials for this, and the second one. The second release had a commercial just screaming "HEROESSSSS OF MIGHT AND MAAAAGIC........TWO!". Still stuck in my head to this day for some reason. I'm sure watching this video won't make it any better.
@AdurianJ5 жыл бұрын
Heroes of Might and Magic is actually a spin off of the "Might and Magic" RPG adventure games the first being released in 1987. I used to play some of the late 90's versions and they always seemed to begin in a fantasy world and end with you fighting aliens with plasma guns !
@lagduck22095 жыл бұрын
yeah, it's kinda cool twist to the universe. I'd like if there would be some sci-fi castle in HOMM, with starcraft-like feel. some zerg, some tech, some templar magic and glow
@adrien0075 жыл бұрын
@@lagduck2209 it actually was VERY close to happen, look for "forge heroes of might and magic 3". This was supposed to be in an expansion, but fans said no.
@lagduck22095 жыл бұрын
@@adrien007 I researched a little; seems like there is unofficial HOTA version of game, and as right now it has, or very close to, bring the game to what it's actually meant, and the Forge city is close to playable, if not already
@swedeonhisway86085 жыл бұрын
this is filled with information so wrong and bad its not even funny
@baraka6295 жыл бұрын
Except for the fact that Diplomacy is OP
@FlanneryYT5 жыл бұрын
He did state, outright and in no uncertain terms near the beginning of the video, that he is bad at the game.
@balazsfenyes38804 жыл бұрын
He doesnt know that monsters only accept the join for free or for money if your forces are overwhelmingly more powerful. Yes, Diplomacy is OP but not as OP as Expert Earth magic Town Portal or Mass slow.
@THEpaulyBOY444 жыл бұрын
he said he hasn't got loads of hours in game he is just showing off a few exploits that's all its not a review bro it's part of what he does on he's channel the whole exploit thing is he's shtick mate
@MrNotBot4 жыл бұрын
@@THEpaulyBOY44 And abusing/exploiting the game is HOMM3's shtick. You win the game by making sure that your bullshit strategy beats out your opponent's bullshit strategy. Diplo is quite low on the bullshit totem pole.
@babyplaneswalker3415 жыл бұрын
I love this game so much. I used to play it for hours on end when I was a child and even made my own custom maps
@lordcrowler3 жыл бұрын
With this tactic,if you play on nightmare or whats the name of the hight difficulty(i forgot),the AI will beat you in max 14 days of gameplay :))
@brianmayabella5992 Жыл бұрын
Impossible difficulty.
@jcdenton4911 Жыл бұрын
@@brianmayabella5992 I don't think he cares anymore.
@Foxxionly2 ай бұрын
@@jcdenton4911 you never know
@thebobkap5 жыл бұрын
This was one of the first games I ever played on a computer it took me YEARS to remember enough about it to search and find it again. It's been great since
@zbynekurbanek33455 жыл бұрын
ahh...the classic Key to Victory... that map can be won in less than 2 weeks on impossible if you go with the notorious combination of Tower, shitton of master gremlins and Solmyr with his chain lighting... you just smash it through the lower cave, rush into undefended enemys castle and let him break against your (formerly his) walls... try it guys, you can have your archangel rating of won game in no time...
@JasonNewsted4205 жыл бұрын
Now that's the comment we've all needed, just honest advice instead of bashing a dude for not understanding this complex game
@Knihti15 жыл бұрын
"Week is ended, meaning that all of your mines give us the resources..." How you can destroy the balance when you knowledge is -2 and playstyle is not-optimal. :D
@johnname71635 жыл бұрын
I can't tell you how much I loved this game when I was a kid.
@agee36985 жыл бұрын
this game still rocks, especially with HD mod + Hota
@francoismorin25335 жыл бұрын
This is the first video i watch of this guy. I am 2 minutes in. And i think i love him.
@FakeLeffty5 жыл бұрын
This is one of the most awful videos to start with, if you know anything about this game. It's as if child looked up, what game mechanics are op, and told us in the video.
@robertthompson43932 жыл бұрын
This is got to be favorite games of all time. Sometimes I get to play this game for days on end. I love the HD Edition and I'm hoping soon to get the expansion complete which looks like the one you're playing here because we could have the elemental castles and so many more scenarios open up
@nemtudom50742 жыл бұрын
The HD edition looks like texture filtered garbage and he's playing with the GOG version + the HD mod, which doesnt do the ugly filtering shit and works much better instead Also, it has all the expansions + the unofficial fan expansion called horn of the abyss. It might aswell be official because its as polished as the rest of the game
@nemtudom50742 жыл бұрын
The HD edition looks like texture filtered garbage and he's playing with the GOG version + the HD mod, which doesnt do the ugly filtering shit and works much better instead Also, it has all the expansions + the unofficial fan expansion called horn of the abyss. It might aswell be official because its as polished as the rest of the game
@varsoonhks32115 жыл бұрын
Watching someone make so many missteps while talking about exploiting the game made me shrink from the video and have to boot my own copy of the game just to feel better about things.
@legion9994 жыл бұрын
Well yeah but this is about diplomacy
@StRanGerManY4 жыл бұрын
@@legion999 he didn't do much with diplomacy. It wasn't an expoit,but a game mechanic. Which he executed terribly. Which worked because of low difficulty level
@tarapita5 жыл бұрын
Key to victory? Easiest map even on impossible difficulty? You surely can do better than that!
@Someone-lr6gu5 жыл бұрын
Time to spend 40 million rubles for Yorkshire tea, amazing.
@mikhailchuev87155 жыл бұрын
Well, the daily ruble value update is out - it is 40 billions for Yorkshire Tea now.
@TheDanishGuyReviews5 жыл бұрын
Username checks out.
@indifly5 жыл бұрын
yes, one more Heroes of Might & Magic 3 video, larger map and more action and thx for this one
@utbdoug4 жыл бұрын
Legend has it that Ryland is still miffed at Spiff for pronouncing his name wrong through the whole video ;)
@KM-fl5jq5 жыл бұрын
I and my friends sometimes still play this game but with WoG mods when we are drinking.. One of the best games ever!
@Drakenwild5 жыл бұрын
Try Horn of the Abbyss! It's great, too!
@sinePrM2 жыл бұрын
This..... Was hard to watch, just imagine trading Elves for Beholders -ouch! Still fantastic stuff
@Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni3 жыл бұрын
Balance and Homm 3 should not even be in the same sentance together. The entire game is about "Can my BS stragedy beat your BS stragedy?"
@vasiljambazov3 жыл бұрын
hey hey, Suika. This is correct!
@kungfuskull5 жыл бұрын
Sooo many childhood memories, thank you for this. More!
@grumpyoldwizard4 жыл бұрын
I remember playing the first M&M game (not Heroes, the original RPG). I had to make maps by hand for the thing. It was amazing fun but I remember going through a horrific dungeon, barely surviving but beating it, then hitting a random mob and being killed ONE SQUARE away from the Inn (save point). It was one of those maddening but epic times in the game. The level of tension at points was unbelievable and I really haven’t encountered anything like those old 80’s games.
@moepShinChan5 жыл бұрын
I remember whole days playing this in hot seat mode, man we spent a lot of time xD
@michaelioannou75682 жыл бұрын
This might work on a small map, but it will not work on a bigger map. Don't forget, if you have a creature from different "army" all your army gets -morale… if you have great morale you can have extra turn, but bad morale causes you to lose your turn
@pierremaggi86612 жыл бұрын
Get leadership or morale from artifacts...
@Danielkasek2 жыл бұрын
nope, its op in bigger map even more, when 30 black dragons join you then its gg
@Eye_Exist3 ай бұрын
game with one of the most dedicated and renowned fan developer team (hota) who still somehow don't care to balance out the magic schools (fire magic, earth magic and travel spells in particular) or towns (tier 7 units and the inferno town units in particular). but oh boy do they like adding new content to the game that doesn't even fit to the middle age fantasy/mythology theme of the game.
@Hardcore_Remixer3 жыл бұрын
Download the Horn Of The Abyss patch. It adds tournament rules which: 1) Nerf Diplomacy so only a small part of the troops join you (a half or even a quarter) but you must always pay as if all of them would join you. They never join you for free. 2) Nerf Necromancy by halving the skill's power. Vampire lords are still the same. Necropolis still has to have some top units :-/ Maybe I forgot something about these rules. Also new heroes and new specialties like scouting and Interference (new secondary skill which lowers spell power of the enemy hero and scales up with spell power reducing artifacts). It is a nice new mechanic.
@OneSuperLan3 жыл бұрын
Also he can download "In the wake of gods" fan add-on, really love it
@SuperS0N1Cyt5 жыл бұрын
I played the very first Heroes of Might and Magic on the Gameboy color YEARS ago. Was very fun for the time, very interesting to see there's a 3rd installment. But it's still cool to see the same game mechanics!
@aleksejsivanovs93555 жыл бұрын
18:56 chooses Archery over Earth
@ParleLeVu5 жыл бұрын
Literally the best magic school with water as close second.
@spiritwildfiregaming19754 жыл бұрын
I still do that till this day. I want my Sharpshooters to shoot as if it's a truck going at the enemies.
@kaboomboi74454 жыл бұрын
@@spiritwildfiregaming1975 same
@Sebbir4 жыл бұрын
SpiritWildfireGaming trueee
@legion9994 жыл бұрын
@@spiritwildfiregaming1975 having both archery and earth magic is great, but choosing adv. archery OVER basic earth is silly
@bloodred2555 жыл бұрын
Not sure calling it an exploit when its working as intended. Expert Wisdom gets you the good spells, advanced air magic improves your ire spells (dimension door +1 per day per level) earth magic upgrades your town portal spell to jump you to any town you own. its just how the game is.
@michaelwhity73825 жыл бұрын
I guess its more acturate to just outright say, that the game is dumbed down.
@edgarf31525 жыл бұрын
Its Spiffing Brit, so a like. Its also a Heroes 3 video, how do I give a second like? Btw Spiff is pretty bad at this game :D