Olympic Cyclist Vs. Toaster: Can He Power It?

[@johannes1782]

The real question is how many Toasts it takes to power a Robert

[@jschatz]

this is an underrated comment

[@ethansams28]

@@jschatz 0, bikers hate gluten.

[@ivand7915]

@@ethansams28 actually no. You confused bikers with hipsters.

[@ethansams28]

@@ivand7915 what???@/1112!!!

[@dafe3106]

1 kcal is roughly 1wh. As he produced 21wh, that is about the amount of calories he burnt. But humans are not 100% efficient in converting food into energy. Actually only about 25% make it into our bloodstream. It just so happens that a slice of toast is abot 70-80kcal. Ergo he burnt of the equivalent of that toast while burning that toast. Maths is fun :D

[@CoronaVirus-mt3lr]

Plot twist: *he is actually powering the whole studio*

[@nikolai8150]

WTF are u doing in the comments Corona bro

[@CoronaVirus-mt3lr]

@@nikolai8150 Infecting the comment section

[@nikolai8150]

@@CoronaVirus-mt3lr well congrats u are 1 year old now 😜 Happy birthday corona

[@CoronaVirus-mt3lr]

@is keyboard good

[@EthanRain2009]

oh...

[@vishvaoshada1295]

Everybody asks how many Roberts, but nobody asks how is Robert.

[@SavageStephen]

no

[@ineed2p6yearsago60]

Ekane kiyane

[@krishna2803]

this tells a lot about susiety

[@deesnuts4993]

@@krishna2803 sus😳😳😳

[@vishalkaushik9825]

*sad robert noises*

[@justins8634]

In the show Phineas and Ferb, there is a scene of their father, Lawrence, powering the entire house using a bicycle. This video proves that Lawrence Fletcher is a being of unfathomable strength

[@oz_jones]

Dadstrenght isn't a joke.

[@GardenChess]

Dad strength*

[@whenyou238]

@@GardenChess If you don't get yo goofy ass out of here

[@metis7534]

Powerscalers would love a feat like this

[@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567]

​@@kylegusek they do exist i think. Or at least you can get them built fairly easily if youre getting solar panels and batteries installed in your house. Bonus points if you also wire in a cat wheel for your cat to generate electricity with you

[@HeartOfJade]

very impressive this guy trained his whole life to cook toast

[@ronm7114]

🤣🤣

[@virtuosoewed]

A true goal

[@ssabykoops]

cook bread *

[@eefthebeef3047]

@@ssabykoops "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast".

[@gruisman]

roflmao the legend!

[@byhudson8847]

2019: "This is a 700w toaster" 2050: "This is a 1Robert toaster"

[@vitabudi]

Nice jokes kim

[@dmitryduryagin6980]

xD

[@AmidaNyorai48]

🤔🤔

[@hashir_]

1st is for 30dollars Other is for 5000dollars per month

[@kevinmulqueen8438]

Nerf Robert

[@vanz681]

That thigh and calves proportion reminds me of Ark character customisation

[@themilkemissary7898]

What about the pin head?

[@AJ-ls2hu]

Yes

[@slazy824]

HAHA

[@albertweedsteinthethuggeni7797]

Haha. I usually go for a 6 foot 2 6 foot 3 build which is lean with wide shoulders and narrow hips

[@ryangarces9331]

Severely underrated comment

[@DiffEQ]

2:56 Technically, he generated enough power to toast TWO slices of bread.

[@potater6163]

oh yea true, wasted heating on the other slot

[@relin3062]

This video serves as a message to tell public how incapable the human is as a power generator, however it does not meet the standars of rigorous scientific experiment. I find it sad how bad the numbers are because this guy is most likely providing more than 2kW of power ...

[@ZegaracRobert]

I posted same comment 4 years ago, did not ring back...

[@potater6163]

@@ZegaracRobert CRY ABOUT IT 😂

[@tezzla6358]

@@potater6163 noones crying

[@spikergaming869]

How hard your grandparents say they worked for a slice of bread

[@zackerycoutinho7442]

This deserves more likes

[@magik97]

Kids these days have it so easy

[@marusdod3685]

lol you have no idea ahha

[@Luminsoldier]

back in my day

[@csar07.]

This is unrelated but you should eat instant noodles on toast

[@sonyahannah]

Robert has muscles in places where most people don't even have places!

[@ketan6182]

Lmao

[@user-xf6ox6zx4w]

@ivan lingaolingao while playing minecrack* rhymes

[@ankitaaarya]

Wut

[@arv584]

bruh

[@giu_br777]

@@curaniumyt Please, smell don't glowstone.

[@Zainkhan-ex9tw]

You make this look like a Audi commercial

[@BenjaminGoose]

*an

[@maxdowney4203]

Zain khan I completely agree with you

[@peek_a_boo4168]

He is a German, that would fit

[@lemonde3415]

He is german xD

[@ryan-wi7rm]

@@BenjaminGoose ????????????????

[@mineray1597]

Bro was actually cooking

[@goofy_boi09]

Literally and figuratively

[@danielf2695]

he actually generated enough energy to toast two pieces of bread because both slots were being powered

[@texasblaze1016]

Yeah i wonder what genius decides to use only one of the two slots

[@hongli9803]

I'm pretty it would take more energy, because the other bread would also be absorbing some of the thermal energy

[@simohayha6031]

6

[@stonefacewiththedrip3377]

@@hongli9803 are you really pretty tho?

[@marianneoelund2940]

@@hongli9803 Yes, it does take slightly longer if two slices are loaded into the toaster. But I suspect Robert would still have been good for it, especially if they allowed him to pedal at a more efficient cadence. He was down to 60 rpm at the end, which is far too slow for a sprinter.

[@TheKingHill]

Video: intense music, dramatic sound effects and camera angles Reality: Olympic champion vs toaster

[@Lil_lit_Bruh]

Hello there default

[@TheKingHill]

Darkness aka ELT0077 hello bröther

[@guardian8118]

Lämp

[@TheKingHill]

Guardian Gaming toäster

[@guardian8118]

@@TheKingHill Jä

[@aspiringprogrammer2820]

Robert förstemann is the clean energy we've been waiting for.

[@12Burton24]

Sry humans are nit clean energy lot of shit and CO2 and the fuel we dont want to talk about 😉

[@frankping2147]

Robert emits green house gasses from both ends of his body.

[@zXHAcKeRzXz]

@@frankping2147 We're doomed so Maybe we're better not caring and just consuming everything and dying

[@keelansquire]

'Clean' probably isn't the first word I'd use to describe him😂

[@12Burton24]

@@keelansquire In professional cycling you need to be clean or you need something which will not be detected the next 10 years. because they keep each test for 10 years to check it later again with new methods.

[@ryanrandolph7734]

I had no idea it was humanly possible for a cyclist to generate 700 watts. Very impressive.

[@junkandcrapamen]

Pro sprinters regularly generate 1200 watts and up. Not for long though.

[@buckbuckleyson2259]

​@@junkandcrapamen for all of 3 seconds

[@TheGamingChad.]

his peak is 2000w for 11 seconds

[@pierrefitter]

​@@TheGamingChad.That is absolutely bonkers. I maxed out at 1050 watts for 2-3 seconds and it felt like I was about to die.

[@theforeskinsnatcher373]

@@TheGamingChad. I mean when someone like eddy hall does a 500kg deadlift they probably generate a few 1000 watts too for a second

[@edwincampuzano1260]

Robert: "What is my purpose?" Challenger: "You toast bread" Robert: “Oh my god” :(

[@omegagavin]

You pass butter

[@lucaswallo8127]

lol

[@alejandrososa4356]

You sons of b... I'm in.

[@mkjox]

Welcome to the club pal

[@nuemanhanif8255]

Ah I seee a man of culture

[@daventi5677]

This guy could power the entire of north korea with his legs

[@liorrechter9925]

Underrated

[@maliketh2951]

@@liorrechter9925 indeed

[@Casper5]

Meh, today I did 1000 watts, for 5 seconds. But this dude can do 700w for long.

[@pradashwaii7792]

@@Casper5 shut ur lying ass up

[@Casper5]

@@pradashwaii7792 tell that to the fucking computer who measured that

[@justthejust9868]

Me: *never skip legday* Legday: *never skip Robert-day*

[@Svetlana-jf9vo]

Robert day: never skip toaster day

[@early4384]

@@Svetlana-jf9vo Most underrated comment

[@infinitesubsnovideo1417]

toaster day: always follow Robert day

[@seadoubleyouel9203]

Sunday: what’s going on

[@Crispy_pata]

Yea

[@dsdy1205]

Aside from showing how much energy average menial tasks take to accomplish, I think this also demonstrates quite nicely how efficient bicycles are.

[@xiniks]

And the human body is!

[@Kiboxxx]

If we ASSUME, the only energy loss of the bike is friction in the gears, we could assume that it´s efficiency is like 99 % (because modern gears are quite efficient). However, in order to convert the mechanical energy into an electrical one, you need a generator. So this experiment would just prove how efficient the used generator is. Also, if you are using a bike to move from point a to point b, there is also rolling resistance, wind resistance and all that stuff. Which part in the video got you the conclusion that bicycles are efficient? As for the human body: 0,021 kWh are equivalent to 18 kcal of food. Is that now efficient that the body burnt 1/4 slice of bread in 2 minutes? I really don´t see on what criteria you base your assumptions.

[@Vendettah]

Plot twist: this is how he does his breakfast everyday

[@jadkleb2788]

Ngl that would be a good workout

[@aziznurashidiq1264]

@@jadkleb2788 yeah, and you can taste the victory

[@happybirthday-ur4lw]

@@aziznurashidiq1264 yes

[@heroichitsuji]

probably would be going negative on the calories lol

[@NuvaTRX]

@@aziznurashidiq1264 frfr

[@nordic24]

its a never ending circle: Robert give energy to the toaster The toaster give Robert bread

[@udayyewale333]

😂

[@rollinghippo2940]

it will end when robert need to use the toilet

[@satan7481]

We have found perpetual motion machine

[@vishwarao6064]

@@satan7481 no shit satan

[@giu_br777]

@@vishwarao6064 I hate it.

[@unclejim7973]

Waste of energy. He could have toasted 2 slices of bread..

[@АдрианЙосифов]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUk

[@YoiChilli]

It wouldn't have been longer time to toast

[@BronyTimeProductions]

@@YoiChilli Would it? It heated both slots

[@Devyze]

@@BronyTimeProductions no it wouldve taken the same amount of time for one or two slices since its all being heated no matter what

[@rickbennett9028]

@@Devyze Guess you've never used a toaster.

[@thehumanracehasfailed]

Dude never skips toast day.

[@chambassexy5714]

I thought he was gonna crush the toaster with is thighs.

[@tea4471]

Same

[@leonardopistolato9775]

Me

[@cerealenforcer2507]

Same

[@josiah8556]

I would like your comment but it has 666 likes so...

[@coopercerra5618]

Chambas Sexy same

[@burakyetistiren486]

3:03 People: How much horsepower does your car have? Me: *It has 180 Robertpowers*

[@hrsh042]

* Visible Confusion*

[@ajw.robert]

And I'm one of them lol.

[@XenFPV]

A robertpower is actually around 0.94hp for comparison. My car has less than 180 robertpower :(

[@nathanmessas4171]

@@XenFPV I mean... Robert has literally horse power wth

[@michaelz4239]

😂 new energy measure unit

[@halex9075]

According to my parents, this is what they did before walking 20 miles to school uphill in the snow.

[@invertedalpha9694]

Yep, power up a toaster before going to school

[@danishh1385]

Yeap, with their sandwich without bread, without meat and without lettuce...WE EAT NOTHING YOU PIECE OF UNGRATEFUL SHET

[@venamussan3306]

Uphill BOTH ways*

[@artifex2.080]

Before swimming trough the pacific

[@GS_PlayzFN]

pls watch this today is my birthday

[@juancuelloespinosa5495]

this DOES put into perspective how amazing the modern age is, how we've been able to engineer a world where toasting bread is something anyone can do, and it's in fact a monumental amount of energy being harnessed

[@mattynotfatty]

i mean its not like before the modern age we pedalled for it lmao, we used fire

[@capablanc]

​@mattynotfatty speak for yourself... my great gramps was known as wholewheel and would cycle all of the kids bread in our village.

[@clray123]

@@capablanc in middle ages they had this human hamster wheel machine which they used instead of cranes

[@Carlos-kh5qu]

​@clray123 they even put blind people in it because they wouldn't fear the height

[@roblarssen249]

if you think about the meaning of the units this is actually very impressive. 1 W is 1 Joule per second. 10 Joule is the energy needed to lift 1 kg up 1 m against gravity. So he was lifting the equivalent of 70 kg up 1 meter every second

[@Zenthex]

not only that but he did it for about a whole minute, if you consider the bike a pully system instead he could have lifted a person up a 18 story building in one minute.

[@michaelh.1262]

@@Zenthex this needs to happen

[@ebob0531]

@@Zenthex Assuming weightless platform, and frictionless pulley

[@budddshott]

If energy conversion efficiency was 100%, yes. But, it's obviously not, so he might do double of what you said.

[@Rattolord]

Isn't that close to what horsepower is defined as too?

[@thecone3914]

Wife: Honey, power went out what do we do? Robert: *Hold my Bike.*

[@alexichabot9051]

You know actually give it to me I’m gonna need it

[@mojiburrahman3956]

😂

[@flamingelixir9716]

This should have more likes

[@connordziadul6048]

Doing the math.. The wattage stays the same, but with 12volts you have around 11 times the amperage. Plus, it would theoretically be 12v DC, also assuming it’s got a diode bridge before the power even exits the treadmill

[@thegoldengriffin6377]

Incline my bike

[@dylansloan6393]

Fuck Godzilla, He's Quadzilla

[@tubedinoz]

Tom Platz is the real Quadzilla.

[@orlov_alex]

Squatzilla

[@ChakshulPandya]

Idk why i laughed so hard at this😂

[@eriksimca9409]

who needs godzilla or quadzilla when you have robert?

[@Pushingbuuttons]

Godfather? My mans is the Quadfather. Corleone aint shit

[@ygalel]

You have no idea how impressive this is until you actually train for years and be familiar with wattage on a bike. This is a monster.

[@charliewright2667]

Guy is literally outputting 1 horsepower for two minutes straight. Fucking insane!

[@ignacioariellopez8491]

Yeah, I can't. I know its impressive, but can't really get the scale of it. Say, an average bike on an average gym for an average guy who is doing 20 minutes per training and were going to the gym for 5 months, what would the usual/average power be using? Just to have a mental (and real life) comparison to this bestiality of 700w

[@patrickcroll2692]

@@ignacioariellopez8491 Something along the lines of 200w

[@patrickcroll2692]

@@ignacioariellopez8491 Something along the lines of 200w

[@sHootR450]

You can't just measure watts. You need to measure watts in perspective to body weight, so w/kg.

[@ajaidx]

Leg day skips Robert

[@80milekyle70]

That's crazy hahaha

[@andreiivanou9259]

Only in soviet russia

[@jonas_hulse]

This made me spit my fruit loops out

[@oofer-ri1to]

XD

[@armandogru5290]

LOL

[@kaptain1477]

I would be terrified if I was the doctor and had to tap his knees to see if they move.

[@TheIdiotPlays]

@@TimpBizkit with broken bones and ruptured organs.

[@Hahzi]

😂😂🤣🤣

[@عليالقحطاني-د5ش]

I don’t think it would move cuz his knees must be strong...

[@AlreadyTaken999]

Med student here & your comment is funnier than I can ever describe

[@paulc83]

FUS RO DAH

[@umbocads]

I love the dramatic music and cinematography for the words “white bread”

[@SYMBI05IS]

Sounds Racist to the entire Bread Products

[@j_m_b_1914]

We did something like this in high school except it was a 100 watt light bulb. I remember it was insanely hard to get the bulb up to 100% brightness. Some super jock in our class was able to blow the bulb out but even he was extremely tired just from 30 seconds of doing it. I can't even imagine what it must feel like to output 700 watts for a minute. It would probably be easier to hook up a super capacitor to the bike and let him output 300-400 watts where he could do it for half an hour or more.

[@cokebottles6919]

I always wondered about the 100w bulb powering test, must have a bunch of waste in the system because even a semi-fit but completely untrained person can hold between 100-200 watts for an hour or two.

[@psirvent8]

I remember a similar thing back from 2006 or 2007 I think. It was at a construction fair aka trade show and to tell people about the energy efficiency of LEDs VS incandescent or halogen bulbs they had a bike with a switch that could be used to choose which bulb to power: A colorful pool LED one or a bunch or MR16 12 volt halogen ones. Lighting the LEDs was really easy, however the halogens were another story. The fun prank to do was to switch from LED to halogen whilst someone was pedaling at full speed, it made them stop right away.

[@strammerdetlef]

@@cokebottles6919 lmao maybe 100 but defo not 200 for an hour, try it for urself

[@cokebottles6919]

@@strammerdetlef I’ve done 200-240 watts for 3-6 hours many times with very accurate power meters… I do bike a lot, but I’m nothing special.

[@Sleeepy.]

Literally every single muscle in his body is strong enough to kill me

[@armpitsweatlicker]

true

[@marcellosirait_]

Your pfp is shaggy He can beat shaggy? 😱😳

[@MrThunk]

He can literally choke me with his thighs

[@connorring597]

@@MrThunk I think it would be pretty easy for anyone to choke someone with their thighs

[@MrMann-gt1eh]

@@connorring597 yeah I’ve done it and I’m a skinny bitch.

[@jakev5187]

So are we going to start measuring things in Robert's now?

[@handsomejack697]

new retard unit for US

[@corey938]

@@Fancjak 3 feet

[@leechan5736]

@@corey938 then what the fuck is feet?

[@ANIMEIIIANDIIIMUSIC]

@@leechan5736 10 toes!

[@bobbywang8283]

I used 10 roberts to shower today

[@karolkonieczny9130]

“it takes 43,000 Roberts to power a plane” Math task creators: And that's a good idea!

[@davemwangi05]

that plane would be too heavy to flyl. LOL

[@ewqfwefwef7743]

He even has pulled a truck like a strongman on his bicycle. Robert has incredible power in his legs.

[@trollgag5221]

Are you the person who created that guy from the math texts, who buys 1300 watermelons?

[@charlesfriend9557]

@@davemwangi05 Back to basics,humans cannot fly under theyre own power!! I just realized it may take ME a whole day to just brown some bread!

[@Liguehunters]

@@charlesfriend9557 actually yes humans can both fly like a plane or a helicoper/ Drone under their own power.

[@gromswowguide7927]

174cm 95kg is absolutely absurd for a cyclist lol. Most bodybuilders could only dream 😂

[@millerchassis6119]

he sure was a beast

[@wtssmaller]

hes for sure on a lot of steroids. Like bodybuilder dosages.

[@Ex.zed.]

He's literally juicing like a bodybuilder.

[@al2577891]

Olympic tested athlete, never failed test. He has just better genes that you have and you never won't be even close.

[@wtssmaller]

@@al2577891 these drug tests are super easy to beat. All drugs and their metabolites have a limited detection time. And you cannot even detect metabolites of bioidentical hormones. The basic process is always the same in muslce based sports. Use high dosages of anabolic steroids and build unnatural amount of muscle mass. Come off the steroids and let natural hormone production recover. Then sign up for competitions and beat the drug test. Even without having any illegal substances in your body you gained a huge advantage. He obviously did this. And then there is also undetectable substances you can take during the competition time like testosterone suspension. Do you also believe that the earth is flat?

[@jacobjenkins5805]

I can’t lie the resistance on that bike looks insane

[@fartknockaextreme]

With the size of that guys quads and even he was struggling LOL shit must be a 1000 resistance in comparison to the 10th on my bike.

[@GORANJOVIC631]

The torque he is putting in is insane !

[@aaaaaa-hh8cq]

@@fartknockaextreme true

[@kingarthur605]

Yeah it s supposed to simulate a 40° angled road so pretty hard yeah 😂

[@GORANJOVIC631]

@@kingarthur605 it exhausted me reading it already !

[@ChocolateCoveredBean]

Presenter: “ You’re about to take the full force of a toaster, it’ll kill you” Robert: “ Only if I die” Presenter: “ Yes... that’s what kill you means”

[@spencerchen6871]

Is that a jojo reference?

[@ChocolateCoveredBean]

@@spencerchen6871 no infinity war lol

[@how9474]

@@spencerchen6871 bruh i dont even remember these lines in jojo

[@RebornKaotic]

And If I die*

[@J--bone]

@@spencerchen6871 not remotely

[@jasonuerkvitz3756]

That guy's physique is insane. When I first saw the thumbnail for the video, I just read, "Olympic Cyclist vs. Toaster," and thought those thunder quads were going to crush the toaster in some obscene way. I'm glad I was wrong. lol

[@Zyden78]

Bruh tf

[@MadeUpNoun]

his a steroid user

[@justalonesoul5825]

@@MadeUpNoun clearly not a natural body at all. Disgusting.

[@brontebell7748]

Bro same, I’m glad I’m not alone

[@aadrick3174]

@@MadeUpNoun Def steroids

[@Wiglefish]

This man's an absolute UNIT. I wonder why they kept increasing the resistance instead of making him go at a faster rotation speed with less friction, which may be more suitable for endurance athletes like cyclers. I bet he'd set that toast on fire :D

[@solarices]

Trackies are usually less endurance and more anaerobic and sprint-based!! They would increase cadence if he was a road cyclist like your Greg LeMonds and Tadej Pogačars who are small and lean and cycle thousands of kilometers for tours :)

[@joestevenson5568]

Forstermann is a track sprint cyclist, not an endurance athlete.

[@victordaraban4695]

The fact that one slot in the toaster was empty, meaning that he could have made 2 slices of bread with the same amount of energy...

[@Centttttt60]

Two slices require more energy than just one. Had they inserted two, most likely they would not have been toasted thoroughly.

[@muvareloaded7191]

@@Centttttt60 no

[@GamerboyAli]

@@Centttttt60 no

[@jorgesegura4514]

@@Centttttt60 no

[@arransykes9465]

@@Rokmononov He's not entirely wrong. It would take more energy to toast 2 slices of bread. Though, I can't think of a reason why it would be a noticeable difference.

[@user-iv5cz1re1f]

i love how this is filmed like a documentary

[@vasiliiiugov3877]

This is filmed like a thriller

[@Hydrollx]

Whoa what's up with you profile pic

[@Aurora-ef2zq]

his one leg is my whole body...

[@kumppi]

I hope not. That would be a freaking weird body.

[@__-fm5qv]

Same, 74cm circumference is about 29 inches, that's my waist size dang it! That's insane.

[@r_stair]

I'm not going to say anything...

[@OneMinuteBlast]

@kumppi r/wooosh

[@r_stair]

SaltyCloud. I did get the joke first time.

[@paulelice7944]

What a really cool demonstration.❤ There are so many different perspectives to take from this video. Something I've been noticing lately is an underemphasis on all of us using less energy in ways large and small. I was born in 1963 and I remember during the " energy crisis of the 70's there was an emphasis on using less energy. Turning lights out, lowering furnace thermostat, 55 mph national speed limit etc., Today there isn't an emphasis on us using less energy like back then. The emphasis seems to be how can we create more energy ie.. wind,waves,solar, geothermal,nuclear, petroleum etc. We of course should continue with exploring, experimenting ,playing with all these methods of extracting energy because our lives seem to depend on it. This video, from just one of many perspectives, demonstrates how much energy is required for the many ways we consume it. This video, for me , emphasizes my need to drive slower, put a sweater on, turn out the lights when I leave the room, put my device on battery saver mode and any other thing I can think of to use less energy. Ironically I discovered this video, because when I was at the Y sweating my ass off trying to stay strong and healthy, I looked around at all my fellow exercises and thought, why don't we generate a little electricity while we're doing this? Even if it's just enough to power the screens every machine has. I guess it's not feasible.

[@periodictable118]

yeah the electricity that even a gym full of elite athletes would generate long-term would pale in comparison with the even just the energy needed to keep the lights running. But fun fact: If you live in a area where the temperature outside is cold, the heat generated from exercise will offset some of the heating requirements for the building (even if only very, very slightly).

[@paulelice7944]

Thanks, pretty cool.👍

[@hyperlinkblocked1775]

Infinite energy plan. 1. Make toast using bicycle 2. Eat toast to regain energy 3. Make more toast Toaster: 1 Science and physics: 0

[@badmotherfucker7008]

Just don’t tell lactic acid about your plan 🤫

[@alpennyworth8770]

That would only be true if the toast provided at least the same amount of energy that was used to make the toast in the first place.

[@darnyarndoge3929]

He needs to buy bread...

[@SteamPunkLV]

ur mom has the big emo

[@monzuuu88]

He has to drink water as well

[@seanjones7250]

His thighs have their own gravitational pull

[@josephliao9733]

I mean everything has their own gravitational pull.....

[@gaelfortier2668]

I don't have a gravitational pull cause i dont attract anyone lmao

[@nashestylez]

that was actually pretty sad

[@randomuser8144]

@@gaelfortier2668 r/suicidebywords

[@allangil2778]

LoL when you can't afford electricity 😂😂

[@unclejiraiya3582]

Leg day would be afraid of him.

[@mngmng_]

Totally dude, leg day skips him

[@Slendatroll]

One does not simply skip Robert Förstemann day

[@mydisappointmentismeasurab1355]

He would make a fine jojo with those legs.

[@reidrobertson8072]

nice stolen comment.

[@DevilsAvocado69]

@@blazeborn5567 You can't make your language make sense so who will take that seriously?

[@AreTheIntrovert]

"Roberts" Least craziest American measure units

[@awesomeattic]

I ride about 100 miles a week and I can only hold 700 watts for about 4 seconds. This guy is insanely strong

[@dunexapa1016]

Yes. An Olympic athlete in peak physical condition can produce about 1/3 horsepower on a sustained basis and even that is just for a few hours. An adult male in very good condition can put out about half that amount for a sustained period. Robert was putting out nearly a full one horsepower but as is seen he could only sustain that for a few seconds beyond one minute.

[@hambernat6444]

Start doing weight exercises. 100miles will not give you power, but endurance. His power is faked. 700W per 108s very good. But I think he as track olympic cyclist with these gigant legs he should do more than 108 sec of 700 watts. He is biggg, 95kg as a cyclist is monster.

[@HardtechnoVictim]

@@hambernat6444 he is a track cyclist...its not the same thing having just 1 gear

[@scarocci7333]

@@hambernat6444 I think the video was shortened. Look how he has his suit normally in a plan, then a few seconds later, it's opened in the middle.

[@rhobson]

I though the same. I ride fairly little, and for the same bpm as that mountain of muscles, my medium output is closer to 1/4 of what he did :O

[@NewThaiboy9119]

Interviewer: "How much do you like legday?" Cyclist: "...Yes..."

[@arttuaholainen1611]

BUT HE CANT EVEN CYCLE FOR 50 SECS

[@thechinmoydeka]

@@arttuaholainen1611 He doesn't need to

[@Plextum]

@@arttuaholainen1611 bet you cant cycle for a steady 50 mph for 50 secs

[@GS_PlayzFN]

pls watch this today is my birthday

[@arttuaholainen1611]

@@Plextum yeah but this video is not real you and me know that he can do that way longer.

[@wtv2128]

Me: the new unit of power is _Robert_ . You: *What?* Me: No, I said Robert.

[@Nico-gg4oq]

wtv Not bad

[@wtv2128]

@Jakub Gdaniec you

[@chunkytree34]

This is a really solid joke.

[@xYottabyte]

Watt vs Rho-bertt

[@samm6425]

WHAAAAA

[@headlight31]

I love vidoes like this. Straight to the f**king point! no intro. No BS.

[@drivebackup7146]

"Wait, my phone ran out of power." Robert : *takes out a bike

[@glassbottle15]

This comment is underrated!

[@rainybear7228]

AHSHSHAHAHHAHAHSHSHAHAHSHSHAH

[@6torthor]

This is act gold LMAOOOOO

[@KarimAkors]

5v 140a little bit overkill for a phone

[@jacobnunya808]

*phone sets on fire*

[@SlimTony]

So, his legs have a higher circumference than my waist.

[@tgm522_2]

Guess that’s why they call you slim tony

[@breckr1121]

@Per Anton Haugaard Stoltze That's pure made muscle.

[@lifespore]

Jesus is Fake He’s an Olympic cyclist, his whole life and job revolves around having very strong legs. I’d imagine it’s not steroids.

[@Marduk710]

He takes drug checks.

[@lethaltarget9798]

@@Marduk710 some epos aren't detected well

[@Foretelling]

The only man on earth who should start skipping leg day

[@Tebbe1997]

you can never have too big legs

[@bradleyswissman]

Tebbe1997 preach.

[@JTBCOOL1]

I always thought that but what happens when your thighs start rubbing together?

[@cedsson]

Then you get fatmans problem, and it aint fun.

[@orestisfraSPDR]

well, i have 3 big legs... :P if you know what i mean

[@francisco22277]

That doesnt show only how much power is needed to get a toast, but also shows how energy-efficient the body is.

[@bobfrediii2131]

His thighs are attractive No I literally mean they have a gravitational pull

[@kurisueinjelu4631]

Gae 😂😂😂

[@LOLLOL-xw8zq]

G.m1m2/d^2 = F whaha

[@denno445]

Underrated comment goddamn

[@jacobname4310]

EveRytHiNg hAs a GrAviTaTiOnaL pULl

[@fls9136]

Gay

[@tjbredow]

They would have been twice as efficient if they put two slices of bread in.

[@zM00Nx]

I'm personally offended that so much man power was wasted on a half empty toaster.

[@Interdiction]

Or was it half full

[@votadona9472]

Can it be more efficient to put the bread in between his thighs or buttcheeks and let the friction do the work?

[@seshpenguin]

Would it? I feel like it would technically draw more current since the heat has somewhere to sink

[@TimpBizkit]

@@seshpenguin the heat going into the toast would mean the elements would be a slightly lower temperature, which would lower their resistance, which would draw more current. Although the heat easily escapes out the top of the toaster so it's possible the toast actually restricts element cooling, meaning the reverse is true.

[@icecold1805]

Y'know, I gotta say it's very surprisng to realize just how much energy something as simple as a toaster is when put in perspective like this does.

[@FriedrichHerschel]

Everything with heat requires just massive amounts of energy.

[@icecold1805]

@@FriedrichHerschel like ur mom

[@tudorradu5848]

bro, try to rephrase your comment, it doesn't make sense

[@TheNamesArif]

@@tudorradu5848 it makes sense for me

[@TheNamesArif]

@@y0urh0mew0rk yes it does. that's what the comment is about. something as simple as a toaster can use so much energy

[@BurakKırık-w2r]

babe wake up, new american measuring unit just dropped: "roberts"

[@boltbone6691]

Why is this so serious like they're watching a rover being sent to Mars.

[@ButteredMushroom]

Cause Robert is powering a toaster

[@pakistaniyoutuber581]

Robert being sent to Mars

[@SaifAlikhan-wy1zs]

I like your pfp

[@autorobot8240]

That’s part of what makes it funny

[@Stargazerz]

They're German, that's why.

[@static_5795]

I'd recommend not to anger him. If he kicks you you'll leave our universe.

[@tayyabsabir6662]

static_ Lmao 😂🤣

[@CrysisVN]

he can pull off that doctor strange shit when that woman pushed him out his body 😳💯

[@jingkulian8776]

he would have enough power to kick a mans balls through his body

[@vojtechkodat2178]

Europeans: Hey, there is unit called Watt Americans: It takes 180 Roberts to power a car

[@UnintendedSheep]

Roberts is obviously the most efficient unit to measure power

[@htf5555]

so were moving from horses to Robert now

[@GeoRaphaelMichael]

Underrated

[@phillipanselmo8540]

you say "europeans" as if it weren't the british who created and propagated the Robert unit of measurement for energy

[@zacharyadler4071]

Funny thing is Watt is also a name of a person so it isn't really that different

[@Starr_Beam]

looks like i should probably thank numerous Olympic cyclists who work on powering my house 24/7

[@threelui3062]

Roberts should be a unit of power

[@michaelfekadu5865]

Watt's the unit of power?

[@surprisedface727]

Michael Fekadu oml you made my day

[@fl260]

Man that's brilliant!

[@bcubed72]

Well, to power a 700W toaster, he's got to make roughly 1HP, with losses in generation/transmission...so I guess we could re-name "horsepower."

[@harshupadhayay5520]

That man's legend

[@lakshdelegateofslovenia6867]

Nobody: Americans: It takes 1 Robert to power the toaster

[@shamil6687]

😂😂😂 ikr

[@mr.popoballballl745]

Thank God Robert isn't black.

[@mr.popoballballl745]

@@pure2291 u sarcastic get the and the problem. which makes it even more hilarious

[@mr.popoballballl745]

hope u have a great heart and live in a peaceful place who treat everyone equally.

[@rabbitdrink]

im gonna start saying this for real

[@Rvniish]

His worst nightmare Skinny jeans

[@gaelck9757]

His worst nightmare is my best dream ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@mynamejeff6051]

@@gaelck9757 what is wrong with u

[@ricardokessler]

@@gaelck9757 He's attracted to those *THIC* LEGS

[@sure1073]

Unorthodox uh ok lol

[@emieldc-cikpodcast4019]

Just all pants i think

[@TheMrBonzz]

Considering how a gold medal cyclist only produces 0,021kwh to power a toaster, i don't think the gym will ever be able to produce enough power to pay for most of the cost.

[@maxplaysgamez-sharesgaming1756]

The *REAL* Question Is... *CAN HE RUN CRYSIS?*

[@earthmandann]

i appreciate this comment, thank you

[@BankruptGreek]

Crysis runs from him

[@FixdalOK]

Yes, 700W should be enough to run a decent computer.

[@myleg...]

@JNCL Bulgogi i bet youre gonna love this then. www.latlmes.com/arts/return-of-the-golden-age-of-comics-1

[@D4ng404]

my leg Get rekt, it was muted by default, so it’s not a Rick Roll.

[@panepistimiakoslogariasmos8758]

Like I'm almost infuriated at how unreasonably dramatic this is

[@nader50752]

infuriated*

[@panepistimiakoslogariasmos8758]

@@nader50752 shit how did I miss that

[@AJoseph0007]

yes, Like why did they keep increasing the incline? HE was producing 700 w easy before they kept simulating incline... German's Second World citizens & king of the lies.

[@duckeydave3603]

Same tho 😂

[@leopers9225]

GregHead 13 to be fair if you consider it, energy is a thing worth talking about.

[@FrostyButter]

Pro tip: increase efficiency 100% by putting in two pieces of bread.

[@danielelvebak2580]

How would having two slices of bread increase efficiency? They'd both only be toasted on one side, assuming they'd even fit.

[@Ronin1134]

There are two slots for bread to go in......

[@daveymaclaren695]

If it was only a one slotted toaster would it need less power and therefor be easier too cook? I dont actually know so can someone tell me

[@The007dinosaur]

yup, assuming that this was actually rigged up properly, which I doubt, to an AC generator then the less resistance there was (i.e. the higher the wattage at a given voltage), the higher the resistance to his cycling. u can see this if u get a motor, if u spin it then there is no resistance but if you connect the two ires to each other and then spin it, u get more resistance as you speed up the rate of rotation

[@MikeAuerNixego]

I've always said the same thing about cars, DOUBLE the efficiency of your vehicle by riding with a passenger, instead of alone.

[@robbievanwijk2512]

This might be the best visual piece of media I've ever witnessed...

[@brotasticallyswagalicious9434]

Friend: How much power your car got? Me: I got 180 Roberts to the rear wheels.

[@princesshabawel5221]

Damn

[@iniriza]

where i can buy it?

[@shaazali911]

where can I get Robertometer

[@S4K4Moto]

You mean that 180 slices of breads ( or toasters) make the power xDDDD

[@braden6122]

brotastically Swagalicious dude you could pull 5 of my houses with that car

[@jainilajmera9997]

The real question should be... How many toasts does it take to power Robert?

[@przemor1150]

Jainil Ajmera top 10 questions science still cant answer

[@Serze69]

About 70 + Dianabol 400mg, Testosterone-Enanthate 500mg, Nolvadex 200mg

[@danielbel67]

Serze69 nah my friends uncles cousins dad knows him, hes on creatine and bcaas, he doesnt take protein cause hes vegan

[@Serze69]

Ill believe that only if he is gluten free too. Other than that its impossible

[@samhadnett9541]

dat dere celltech my nans brothers best friends dogs sink also knows him

[@Lucifer-ct4lu]

They just made Robert a physical quantity of measurement

[@عبدالرحمنالهذال-م7ع]

Devil Jayesh it takes 180 Roberts to power up a car 😂😂

[@RagdollRocket]

1 Robert / minute = 0.021 kWh

[@troygardner1610]

Touche

[@slydug7567]

So every time I eat a slice of toast, I’m eating Robert

[@bassted8256]

one of strongest human legs is 1/4 hp then

[@TheDigileet]

I’ve seen some idea forums mention that gyms should use the their exercise bikes to help power the building. This should give you an idea of how infeasible that is.

[@harryroussis42]

This guy took the saying "never skip leg day" a little bit too seriously

[@ATHdK]

actually he has a malfunction of the protein Myostatin which would normally inhibit muscle growth..

[@oscarstenberg2745]

Looks beastly though. Better than bodybuilders

[@riverajianrykiel7613]

i skipped arm day tho.

[@vicknelonis3094]

Oscar Stenberg saying he looks better than bodybuilders is pretty opinionated. The physique he has is leagues more obtainable than bodybuilders

[@oscarstenberg2745]

Nick Velonis I guess, he probably wouldn't win shows with actual bodybuilders. It's just my opinion

[@Unpug]

I think we need to start producing more Roberts and we’ll be done with energy problems in no time!

[@MyNathanking]

Sweet dreams; it will never happen.

[@mattbeck9526]

You evidently missed the point.

[@nubs2234]

@@mattbeck9526 and you missed the joke

[@dunnotck1]

Matrix's plot

[@Poiuuiopl_pol]

@@mattbeck9526 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@strangerofthe2067]

This man went from middle school straight to *THIGH SCHOOL*

[@justinheriot649]

This is how I plan to grind peanuts into peanut butter. But, just with metal, no electricity, which will probably be more efficient

[@viet6647]

The music, the sounds and the cinematic angles and intensity all make me feel like he’s cycling to power my heart assist device

[@snazzyeee]

lmao

[@pnewm10]

to be fair your heart assist device would only use a 50th of the power required for a toaster.

[@ethansedai870]

@@pnewm10 wait, so you mean I could reasonably power a heart assist device myself? Interesting.

[@Qswlol]

Now imagine doing this everytime you want a piece of toasted bread

[@josesegurola5304]

no more toast for me

[@firepower7017]

Logic0 Hacks they should do this to prisoners don't work don't eat especially mass murderers

[@xxkboom]

Fire Power701 they should do this to fat fucking great American

[@Qbit94]

Or if you have a fire pit, you could start a fire instead, much less work.

[@naboralvarado4799]

Logic0 Hacks Worth it.

[@jasonchiu272]

*Robert goes nuclear and explodes* Some scientists in a nuclear facility: "It's only 3.6 Robertgens"

[@Wulfman317]

Not great, not terrible.

[@sayannandy876]

And this is how a Robert explodes.

[@GioJonnhyK]

win! ❤️😂

[@Pulang_Diwa]

This joke is not great, not terrible.

[@oop1761]

But that's impossible. Robert's cannot explode

[@imandrew.1541]

New unit of energy: *Robert*

[@ImFeja]

Petition to make a "Robert" an official measurement of energy.

[@smiley6388]

I second.

[@siddharthdoshi4858]

When you live in Murica:

[@DBEAbean]

Yes

[@kreak564]

Americans are happy

[@samuellizotte1319]

Cyclist : How do you like your toast? Guy : Black. Cyclist : Well fuck.

Wha' you tryinna say!? 🖕🏿

[@TheLZempir3]

Blackened Texas toast please...from frozen

[@dennissellar5000]

Ramsés Amadeus do people really take offence to anything?

[@lucas2997]

hahahahaa !!!!

[@realtissaye]

Who the fuck likes black toast lmao

[@TheLegend1008]

Imagine your his friend and he says “Want to go for a bike ride?”

[@ZA1ISTYPING_]

ZOOOOOOOOOOMMMM

[@kibareh2606]

Next thing you know, he’s already in the next city over

[@ferrovic]

you’re... youuuuuuu’re...... YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Dragoon77]

@@ferrovic your what?

[@VladtheZat]

bros legs so ripped he always thinks hes in the lowest gear when hes in the highest on a bike

[@sanikfast4639]

He doesnt run, he makes the world spin

[@jackyjess7273]

Never thought of it that way, haha good one!

[@ludvicfreire1281]

KKKKKKK

[@abdullamasud4278]

This should be the top comment! xDDD Epic!

[@FF-ds9xw]

Took only 0.001% shaggy power

[@carsonknott7061]

🤯

[@nathanielthomas4437]

I've put out about 700 watts on an exercise bike. I couldn't maintain it for 15 seconds and I think I have pretty good legs. It's absurdly tiring. The fact he did it for nearly 2 minutes is mind-boggling.

[@Metallstaubwolf]

I cycled for the first time in 3 years last week and managed to put out an average of 230 Watts over 5 minutes with a max output of 365W, holy shit, that wrecked my legs, but felt good as hell.

[@sweetguy19762]

I tried and thought I was going to die.

[@danzi1911]

The even more crazy thing is that you have to take the energy conversion loss (kinetic->electrical->heat energy probably like 90% effeciency which is VERY good for conversions) into account as well, so to get around 700 W to the toaster you need probably close to 800 W from the bike. So basically he put out at least 800 W for like more than 2 mins (I dont think they showed the whole footage) which is insane...

[@cryora]

Just watch crit racers like NorCal cycling. They can sprint for 1000 W or more.

[@gerardocardona259]

@@cryora sprint of course, so peak power only. Förstemann did 7.5 watts per kilo in two minutes and has a peak of over 2000 watts.

[@notnalin]

Nobody: Americans using anything other than metric system be like:

[@Nykoo_-]

Americans don't use the metric system? I mean we do for science usually but I think you mean the imperial system lol.

[@alientea434]

@@Nykoo_- re read it again

[@kingstyn]

@@Nykoo_- Yes he is saying that we use anything other than the metric system, meaning that we use something that is not the metric system. Just like saying, "I like every subject of school other than math." Meaning that you like all of the subjects but math. So he means that we don't use the metric system.

[@Nykoo_-]

Ok, I understand now thank you. I was taking it as Americans when using anything other than the metric system which to be fair does work, but the way you put it is probably the way it was intended to be taken as. This is just bc I've never really seen any American avoid the metric system; not to mention it's definitely the second most used system in our nation. I'll admit I was definitely wrong I just thought that my version of the joke made more sense to go for.

[@the_great_magicman1877]

@@Nykoo_-, what other systems are there? Also, the comment is a joke about how news stations say stuff like "this hole is 24 dishwashers big" instead of metric units. Thus the comment implies that Americans use Roberts as a unit for power instead of the metric Giga, mega, or kilowatt, 1.4kw would be 2 Roberts in American news station language. Fun fact, Nasa makes calculations in metric and then translates it into imperial because the crew used to not know metric. It has been the cause of several failed launches.

[@astronaut4229]

he just doesn't toast bread...he's a whole bakery

[@kevinkaol3681]

so, i ordered the toaster,,,, didn't expect the olympic cyclist to come with it too. i shouldn't have clicked the power saving model

[@sandilemashinini4748]

Just reminding u have likes

[@93streak]

The only guy that truly has never skip the "legs day"

[@Huimangi]

At this point, leg day should skip him

[@gn6691]

@@Huimangi lol

[@jackjoung5367]

I bet he feels great about his body now lmao. He's got the leg strength of one toasted piece of bread.

[@aayushchalekar8260]

Ahh yes bread leg

[@endousclarifroar3738]

@@aayushchalekar8260When someone asks you what kind of bread do you eat, you just reply to them with *BREAD LEG*

[@iori7370]

Leg days skips him

[@lovesnakeden]

*_>How many Roberts do you need?_* All of them.