Gort Becomes Forklift Certified (gone wrong) *OSHA CALLED*

We did it gamers! We bought a building! This is definitely one of the videos I have ever made!! 👨🏻‍🌾🤝
Love you all,
Uncle Farmer Dad Ben
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[@eggnogperson]

It surprises me that, even after Gort invented forklifts in 1917, he still decided to not get Forklift Certified until over 100 years later. Gort is so mysterious...

[@HzrdEsportsfn]

Cant believe that I am not forklift certified yet.

[@cami5173]

@@HzrdEsportsfn oh my god hiii!!! I love your work 😍

[@cowzoned1828]

Hi

[@Donkey114]

Omg big ounce I am such a big fan!!!

[@brennercorreia6318]

@@HzrdEsportsfn Big Ouncerton, thanks for saving me from the alien invasion in 1947.

[@bamboozledcody5644]

It really struck me emotionally when I realized Gort was a 6 foot man drifting a forklift, its crazy how things we love grow up so fast.

[@vipr1142]

Did you know that Gort loves Gulab Jamun?

[@theboaboy9088]

@@vipr1142 so do i

[@jimshim8326]

Imagine being a AAA phone operator and being on the phone with a man completely oblivious to the fact, HE IS BEING ATTACKED BY A KANGAROO.

[@ZeepDr]

Thank you Based Matt, we are thankful for you and we love you

[@jakewalter6228]

also, based Matt is very handsome.

[@kayenat10]

Such a nice Christian boy

[@fleekwoodmatt4316]

You're very welcome!

[@Akaza__hakuji]

@@fleekwoodmatt4316 ayo are u based matt?! I love ur work!

[@autumnsouls9920]

I still remember Gort coming over the night before our forklift certification exam to help me study. I didn't end up passing but I will never forget his dedication towards helping a complete stranger

[@eugenedingleberrylover3994]

Once I was in Ohio but Gort saved me a complete stranger as well from the horrible Ohio.

[@SalemSphynx]

Lol

[@yakacm]

I think this may be made up, I went to school with Gort and Quandale and they were both pretty mean, the popular capybara always are.

[@eh.7759]

@@yakacm must’ve changed y’know

[@lokilogan1110]

Gotta say, guys, I really respect Gort and his decision to prove to the world that being a chupacabra shouldn't stop you from pursuing your dreams. So happy to see him forklift certified! Fulfill your dreams, little buddy!!

[@mbcodes18]

People are scared of chupacabras but I don't get it, they are adorable even if they are a type of squirrel

[@thebadwolf3088]

@@mbcodes18 chupacabra is goat u buffoon, chupa literally means goat in spainish id know becuz im brazilian and we speak braxilian portuguesian

[@mbcodes18]

@@thebadwolf3088 joke /jōk/ Learn to pronounce noun a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline. "she was in a mood to tell jokes" Similar: funny story jest witticism quip pleasantry pun play on words shaggy-dog story old chestnut double entendre in-joke gag wisecrack crack funny one-liner rib-tickler killer knee-slapper thigh-slapper boffola blague verb make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly. "she could laugh and joke with her colleagues" Similar: tell jokes crack jokes jest banter quip wisecrack josh fool

[@1XparadoxX1]

What happens if there’s a tornado

[@Da-choppa]

@@mbcodes18 I thought they were related to coconuts

[@gabflower151]

I love it when he says "But look at how happy all these creatures are guys"

[@FarmerFpv]

If they really could talk they would say: Help, we've been abducted by a crazy man!

[@anomaly3215]

@@FarmerFpv found the snowflake

[@pedrosssggg5150]

This channel, this community just stands to represent a pure cure for depression, thank you all. A special thanks to gort for saving my family from a wildfire with a forklift.

[@ct6852]

Enjoy Gort and Quans while you can. Word on the street is that his tell-all book is coming out soon. And it's juicy. They may get cancelled.

[@herelieskittythomas3726]

@@ct6852 especially since Uncle Ben moved in with a famous Rapper.

[@winterdz]

I can’t believe Gort died in a tragic fork lifting accident, he will be missed 😢

[@failure4]

R.I.P. bozo 😢😭

[@xavierluvpancake6617]

Especially Gort’s war crimes

[@danielkjh8]

I remember his catchphrase "it's gorting time" he will be missed

[@eduardocarranza4333]

Gort was a good man, he helped many capyblappy's as a therapist, what a great being 😔

[@eduardocarranza4333]

Besides his war crimes 😬

[@HOPE4OL888]

Ben, don't you ever, ever, insinuate that I haven't been forklift certified since the womb.

[@HzrdEsportsfn]

Hello Gort

[@tmannintendo]

I always think it's funny how Dababy flings his head back when he tries to fight haha.

[@SalemSphynx]

Me too!! His flexibility is so inspirational

[@thundercaaat]

Uncle Ben 100% blew a kiss to the AAA operator at the end of the call. 😂

[@harambae117]

Uncle Ben can't control his chaos mode anymore

[@xanderlaskey2753]

@@harambae117No one can control it

[@holographic80s]

Hi Uncle farmer dad Ben, just for a future tip bit about the bus: Go out every two-three months and just turn it on and let it run or even charge the battery. Letting it sit for too long can cause problems as you have experienced here :) Just thought a owner of a 20+ year old vehicle would help out another owner of a 20+ year old vehicle.

[@AllOfARCH]

10:25 I can just imagine Uncle Ben laying in bed editing the video and being like, "Wait, is that my hammer?" and then walking out and grabbing it, then laughing his butt off

[@Himmel.Himmel]

It’s crazy how fast everything is progressing, all jokes in comments aside I’m sure all of us are so happy to see the farm coming to fruition! God bless Ben!

[@the_freakin_yui]

All those times he mentioned a big rig driving 40 feet from his property was foreshadowing all along Bravo Vince

[@smooshed_in]

Can we all appreciate the effort big ounce puts into being a higher entity who maintains the foundation of each universe

[@Gypsyblood777]

i find the lack of big ounce in this vid disturbing

[@itsDerekG]

@@Gypsyblood777 big ounce is everywhere and nowhere at the same time

[@ruthrichardson9717]

Big Ounce needs a Netflix special

[@Grace-er9ep]

Gort cured my cringe depression and taught me how to provide for my family. Truly a based individual

[@kayenat10]

gamer moment

[@spinksies2540]

Thank you fraternity boys and based Matt. You are all very lovely

[@larrynintendo6838]

Your work with animals, and your small references to your faith gives me strength. Thank you friend!

[@TRKJSR]

I love it!

[@Nana_Rose]

When dababy was grabbing you while you were on the phone reminded me of a kid trying to get their parents attention lol 😂

[@35jordon]

Praise God for the work y'all are putting in. Prayers that He keeps blessing the Urban Rescue Ranch. Once we sell our house in Albuquerque we plan on moving to Texas somewhere. Would love to lend a helping hand in the future.

[@gomme1298]

Thank you based Matt, you are very handsome and we love you. Your forklift cured my depression.

[@WashedJawsh]

I just finished watching "Gort" in theatres, and I gotta say it is one of the movies of all time. The moment when he said, "I am Gort" and then gorted all over Quandale was superb. The acting was Oscar worthy.

[@SalemSphynx]

I am Gort🤣🤣🤣

[@extra9544]

Wow uncle Ben thank you for curing my depression 🎉

[@johnplayz8723]

Wow uncle Ben thank you for curing my depression 🎉

[@obiwankenobiiiiiiiii]

Gort paid for my chemotherapy, what an upstanding young man. God bless 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@Tyrexthecreaturedesigner]

Kevin was surprisingly tame this episode. Also praying the barn construction goes well!

[@narniasheep]

5:51 💀 uncle ben's humor is top tier.

[@Roi_WasUsed]

Gort my young man growing up so fast!! Uncle farmer dad ben must be so proud!!

[@ShibePizza]

I was really happy when gort decided to be able to get forklift certified very easily

[@davicitoman]

Yes

[@Lizardwizard2112]

I just gotta say I love how you use the “pay it forward” system nature seems to go by to your advantage, especially with the pumpkin seeds. I wonder if the pumpkin asked the piglets first to pay them?😂

[@vIper____]

7:35 I lost it when the gauges started going crazy 😂😂😂

[@alisonjones3416]

Uncle Ben never fails to surprise us with his ways of content. Keep it up!

[@lococortes8044]

Bro really said “can we give a moment to how much effort he puts in his videos

[@MiceAndRatEnrichment]

You are the person everyone needs as a friend! Cruising through life in chill mode. No wonder your animals love and adore you 😊

[@AxtroLeaf]

Except for Kevin

[@MiceAndRatEnrichment]

@@AxtroLeaf 😂😂 true

[@kazaddum2448]

@@AxtroLeaf Kevin loves him to death.

[@blackthunder3198]

ngl i feel like he be stressed once the cameras off

[@Gypsyblood777]

@@blackthunder3198 ya I feel like he's super busy and the opposite of chill mode lol

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

Seeing the piglets and poggers all curled up in the hay was too cute

[@felixbear4898]

congratulations gort on your forklift certification

[@GMCSierra-ty8mn]

I died when the fuel light started going crazy😂😂😂

[@soren1018]

Love u Uncle Ben! It seems like yesterday when Gort and Big ounce saved me from the fog and sheltered and nurtured me until my wings were fixed. Such loving people

[@SnickersCat22699]

THANK YOU UNCLE BEN FOR THE WORM FARM UPDATE

[@kenefdz]

Uncle Ben giving kisses to Triple A is too much!

[@gamerfame0223]

Congratulations gort :) good to see you all grown up and forklift certified. So proud of you.

[@moviemaster8510]

He’s going to look so good pulling up and hopping out at the after party in his sweet new forklift.

[@vinculum7176]

Thank you based Matt. You are very handsome, and we love you! Good morning uncle Ben.

[@coffilover]

Hello Uncle Ben, I always used to appreciate your Worm Farm. I am sure glad that it is coming back again.... Praise the worm farm.

[@smock3299]

wow uncle ben what a great worm farm you are so talented!

[@plooferonyoutube]

Congrats to Gort! Best wishes from all of us.

[@AudiS8]

Sir Remington Esquire, has to be my favorite animal on your ranch... so much personality 😌 Keep it up Uncle Ben!

[@morbid.curiosity]

Gort is the industrialist we all want. DaBaby is the voice we all need.

[@gaymermoment]

Morbin' Curiosity😳😳😳

[@TheLawliet10]

Ben, the Rescue Ranch honestly looks like a coz place. I hope everything goes well with building up the new barn

[@fjduucudjdeididi287]

Poggers has such soft kind eyes ❤️

[@Sea-cucumber1151]

Knowing how expensive everything is now, maybe use the metal roofing panels on this cages where you removed the tarp. You will still be able to see through, you reinforced the roof with wood, it would hold it nicely.

[@laras678]

I was thinking the exact same thing!

[@pamelapamper]

08:26 did he really go "thank you sir" and gave a kiss to the phone? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Crocodxle]

Congrats gort! I’m so proud of him!!!!

[@davicitoman]

Same

[@failure4]

W gamer

[@acgrievance]

thank you, based matt! you are very handsome and we love you

[@l3mon.vr0]

Thank you Base Mat. we are very thankful and we love you.

[@Parele1l]

Thank you Gort. You saved my life when you bought that bag of chili cheese fritos for me at the gas station when I forgot my wallet in the forklift you invented in 1950 right before you helped my grandfather study for his big test that got him into the college where he met my grandmother

[@Will-jd6vb]

Mate this is more chaotic than usual in the first 10 secs and I dunno how that's even possible XD

[@TheSektorz]

0:13 imagine being a worker and uncle Ben's filming you and yelling OH YEAA BABYYY will you get self-conscious and cut off your arm or will you perform like a rockstar for the camera?

[@Reth_Hard]

Uncle Ben cured my depression! 👍

[@audios4life]

7:02 when he broke character 😂

[@devotedforus]

wow, crazy to see how they grow up so fast, hes already forklift certified.. seems like just yesterday he was getting bottle fed

[@snazzygoldfish9912]

this is so emontional, to see my favorite politician to finally become forkilife certified. such inspiration for my war crimes i’m going to commit

[@viosey3723]

9:29 da baby is such a rebellious teen, disobeying his mother uncle Ben and playing with bees

[@victoriaterry3083]

Great vidja!!! You look quite dapper operating that big machine fork lift thing!!! Have wonderful Thanksgiviing!!!

[@FarmerFpv]

5:52 Uncle Ben has just left the Matrix. He's officially based! Woohoo!

[@irismacbeth9676]

Congrats on the worm farm uncle ben!

[@AudioMan.]

Thank you BASED Mat you are very HANDSOME and we love you

[@Peter_Gray]

Congrats on your revived worm farm uncle Ben. This is a truly impressive feat. We are sorry for doubting you. Hopefully you can use your worm farm skills on the next batch of interns

[@CursedQual]

Gort has officially reached swag status

[@ethansanchez6267]

These aren't videos these are just logs to show how Uncle Ben gets more insane as the days go on.

[@allisonhall9414]

Thank you Base Matt, you are very handsome and we love you!

[@RETard-me4mj]

Thank you, base Matt. You are very handsome, and we love you.

[@nathangutierrez4145]

Gort lifted my truck with a forklift once, in an attempt to help me avoid getting hit by a charging rhino. What a nice guy!

[@bubinaromano5798]

you make my day..thanks..love the vids

[@matthewwright1743]

I’ve been watching for probably about a year and a half by now and man the progress is just insane I can’t wait to see the da dababy fight it’s gonna be awesome

[@jojje99]

Thank you Big Ounce for uploading this lovely video for us

[@DogsWithPurpose]

Since he has Homelander, we need Uncle Ben to get a cheetah and name it “A-Train”

[@knockknock8371]

I appreciate the Charlie and the chocolate factory reference at 4:47

[@kjsstudent]

Love that Dad and Dababby son bonding. 😁Dababby is too cute.

[@G-gnome]

Time to call Big Ounce. He knows all the bigwigs at osha

[@gdhukLONDON]

All coming along nicely and great to see your vision progress. Happy Thanksgiving in advance and hope 2023 is going to be a prosperous one for you mate you deserve it. Would be nice to more financial support so you could get everything done straight away but this is only the start of your journey and in time you are destined for great things. 👍

[@bluffy3077]

7:26 I got really scared for a moment I thought you actually meant it but then I remembered Uncle Ben has an IQ level of above average

[@platotle2106]

Thank you, based Matt. You are very handsome, and we love you. ❤️

[@gtad25]

Uncle Ben finding hammer during editing? Baaased! + Thank you, based Matt. We are thankful of you andw e love yo y

[@BobbyMan905]

I remember the time when gort came into my house with a forklift and tore it down

[@KilldeerB]

I yearn for more homelander moments

[@iceyyeditzz4224]

Gosh, can’t wait to see Gort invent Among Us Capybara mods. I can’t believe he almost died while learning how to swim with someone named Quandale.

[@loadinga7082]

I could smell that yet for miles 5:17

[@blueberry4345]

thank you, based matt! you are very handsome and we love you

[@haileyalexis6193]

uncle ben, thank you for another video. always makes me smile. God bless you, you wonderful man ❤️

[@erosennin211]

I can't believe Gort chose a forklift as his vehicle of choice to disguise himself as while he infiltrates our planet for the Decepticons.

[@Gumbocinno]

When you have a new Rhea and you need a name, please name it "Dia"

[@herelieskittythomas3726]

You just helped me come up with names for my two beautiful silver fox rabbit does. I am going to name them Dita Von Tesse and Kat Von D. Thank you

[@herelieskittythomas3726]

Even though I don't really agree with Kat Von D anymore, I still appreciate her style and talent lol (just in case anyone wants to come at me)

[@Gumbocinno]

@@herelieskittythomas3726 I have no idea what you're talking about, I was making a poop joke.

[@TR5_BLOX]

@@Gumbocinno ooh God, Dia Rhea

[@JayceCross23]

To be honest i am more interested in having Kevin than Remington for thanksgiving 🍗

[@xxald1]

thank you base matt, you are beautiful and we love you😘

[@ShasOSwoll]

1:33 Kevin looking so peaceful in this shot he looks like Kyle

[@darthraiden8740]

No Uncle Ben, don't feed them the chocolate bar... NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@micadavis6714]

4:32-Wawa weewa

[@Megan_Fiorilla]

Yayyyy poppys back! 🥰 also Uncle Ben with no context and Don Toliver reaction was 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@Adam_Lynn]

Thank you base Matt, you are very handsome and we love you.

[@carbonatedmoose7872]

I am deeply concerned as to where Ben has been keeping a rhea egg stored for a entire year.