George Discusses Getting Catfished, Max Address Hate Comments and More!

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[@AnIrishMan500]

Thank you so much for giving Callum a microphone.

[@Double.D.Tootss]

We need a Cal cam

[@rubylocker801]

just two lovely ladies having a chit chat

[@nishavarma78]

the British Jake and and Johnnie

[@lucyloo2874]

i genuinely feel so bad for george HOW DARE YOU CATFISH HIM!

[@amymariee]

the riff off had me in tears 😭😭

[@zz-ih5xe]

'pink one looks tub' is wild looool

[@lisamassau440]

that pitch perfect bit was actually so funny would not have suspected that george knew so much about it

[@Alicelauren890]

Looking gorgeous as always Max xxx

[@m1scha]

so true

[@Blue83149]

this needs to be said more often!!

[@dnjfdbgfothjnt]

The riff of was so unexpected but i need so many more of them please guys 😔

[@rad8373]

I LOVE IT

[@gemma.bgtgefrdwxwe]

please get Italian Bach on the pod 🙏

[@tamsindave]

YES PLEASE PLEASE!!

[@duckgamer9449]

You both should go on bach and Arthur's podcast and let them explain the universe to you guys

[@Djm8520]

George was just on with them.

[@han.ridl3y]

thank you so so much for giving producer/manager man a microphone

[@ida.13]

best part of my week is a thursday and sunday for bach & arthur and the useless hotline xoxo ❤

[@shannnnn537]

Meant to be in the office in my professional job but I'm crying laughing at max and George doing a riff off 😢

[@luigispasta]

perfect timing! just about to start my essay and now i have to sit and watch this for the next hour and 43 minutes 🙄 (thank you 😭🙏)

[@tarrarowan5214]

I’m enjoying hearing more about George bb at the start

[@sofiaaaxo]

GUYS I will definitely need a tour vlog!!! Pleaseeee I want Bts content and what you do before the shows, rituals etc.👏🏻

[@korina-ellap3867]

I love this comment section bit please do it again!

[@degeniia]

That is exactly why I don't do dating apps, too many creeps. So weird

[@minecraftnerd2175]

Ik when max mentioned them possibly turning up just to watch him wait it genuinely gave me the shivers. The thought of that genuinely scares me so bad

[@cevdalinka]

⁠@@minecraftnerd2175 And the fact that it was someone involved in the industry!! Such a weird situation

[@degeniia]

@@minecraftnerd2175 Exactly! Idk how they can talk so calmly about it I would genuinely be freaking out lol

[@georgie0020]

max is a gorgeous human being and we should tell him more often😘😘

[@Megan_2554]

omg i listen to this podcast like when im going to sleep and sometimes its too funny it keeps me up like im literally just lying there wheezing!! im so glad i decided to watch this one though cause im not sure id be able to just lie there through the riff off lmaoo (also max i love you and george both equally!! i dont understand how people could have a favourite!)

[@Barbieknowsbestuk]

Is it just me or Is Max’s hairline perfect??? Like Max there is NOTHING wrong with it! 😅

[@bronwyn.mj03]

The sheer panic on max’s face when George just starts singing do, dddd do, during the riff.

[@emmaslifeonfilm]

super random but the fact that George doesn't have a phone case makes me so uncomfortable

[@minecraftnerd2175]

Idk why that's so weird whenever I take out my phone my friends scream at me to get a phone case

[@Blue83149]

the shade of red i have gone from laughing so much is hilarious!

[@therinpethers-i5n]

'pink one looks tub' is iconic.

[@minecraftnerd2175]

Im irish and max thinking belfast is in Scotland is actually killing me. In a bad way. But george knowing the difference between northern ireland and the republic of is nice.

[@AHunt2024]

the riff off had me snort laughing accidentally on the bus. i can never get the bus again.

[@arcticwerewolf2]

I really want them to just do a music episode. Music quiz, riff offs, maybe some instrument playing? They could make it hella fun :0

[@liajordann]

CALLUM HAS A MIC TY

[@tamsindave]

please do this again with the comments they're so funny

[@beebus_]

callum is finally heard🙏🙏

[@jamie144]

I am on the bus then max and George start singing and trying to keep my laugher in but I can't 😂😂😂

[@jeffies2821]

Excellent episode. So glad the podcast is continuing. Was worried with Max getting a new management company he might leave the podcast

[@lainalouisa7806]

I am dying that my comment was in this LOOL. Love to both and hope to see the pineapple cream in szn 2 babyyyyyy x

[@gracemarsh1353]

Max, your doppelgänger (James Charles) got vocal lessons and now sounds surprisingly good, so don’t lose hope king, I’m sure someone somewhere could help you 🫶

[@deirbhilewalsh8151]

It’s so cute him laughing about a fox putting an egg on a roof

[@abbierose4353]

The riff-off is the best thing I have ever watched

[@elliembh1726]

George, Arthur and Andrew all look similar because they've got the same beard/stubble and hair, that's about it

[@craivera_3886]

My favourite part of the podcast is when max goes 'wait before we move on I have a story that Ive never told you before' and we all have definitely heard it before 😣

[@torackplays]

George coming in with Darude Sandstorm was so straight white male coded

[@mr.porridge4898]

Excuse me but... GEORGE YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL. First you get EGGS in your pots and on the roof, second you get CATFISHED and third someone makes a ig profile that it's a SHRINE to your persona?! You are clearly being followed/Stalked by some kind of FOXY DEMON. You need to be careful before they get your soul. Also, love the very short shorts, looking like a whole meal with sides. Max, you're proper fit too Xx

[@ameliamasters4836]

Max I'm genuinely serious WHERE did you get your Turtwig plush ?! I love him

[@kayleighelizabeth24]

Thank you for giving Callum a mic guys xx

[@mriarnkin]

nearly spat out my coffee when my comment came up

[@tutu3909]

Poor George, this is funny and sad at the same time.

[@claireport22]

It's crazy to think some ppl are now siblings to their ex's couldn't imagine how weird/ awkward that is 🤔

[@srhtjuhh9134]

Maddening Max💖💖

[@camhusmj38]

There’s no way Max thinks Belfast is in Scotland. 🤦‍♂️

[@AnIrishMan500]

🤭

[@marianamason1471]

Stroganoff Clarke 🤣🤣🤣

[@arihdansf]

big up Belfast Scotland

[@pom.wmxoxo]

We also had a buddy bench at my school!

[@noirrleon]

as an irish individual i am deeply offended by max's lack of geographical skills 😞

[@hereitszara1497]

is george on a sugar rush or something this episode hahah

[@m1scha]

i’ve decided i’m okay with george not being real

[@paulroden1311]

How does George make a northern accent sound so nice? Max you do not😂😂😂

[@legster983]

Milky max is perfect! That’s has too stick !

[@mimi-lh9nk]

callum sounds like andrew

[@RagingGamingHD1]

Can’t wait to get my “teckets” from the link in description

[@bargainsstoragedeals3653]

Callum needs a camera now

[@Txbstar]

These are not long enough!!

[@kaylinbester9578]

I still dont know who Colleen Nolan is lmao

[@tripledublu]

who tf is coleen nolan

[@Raven_Luna_Tick]

Different names for the Guys. For George ARTHUR GC (to fit in with the other Arthurs), CRISPS (because he's such a snack) and KENT (Kent Clark because he's our hero). For Max MINI-MUM (He gives off such soccer mum vibes), TWINKIE (not because he's a snack but because he looks like he's full of cream) and DREWS-SILLA (because he looks as pale as a vampire in "Buffy").

[@legster983]

Omg max is not fat , I don’t understand all the hullabaloo? Xx max is a very handsome man

[@wonpilspinksweater1407]

Wow max looks like he’s lost 4kg good on him 💅

[@Cassieellenm]

I am CRYING from 1 hr 20 on 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mriarnkin]

I LOVE YOU MILKY MAX 🥛

[@dylanb5654]

Max does give off white boy with long name vibes, like, 100% could pass as Percival, Peregerine, Leopold… Maximus at a stretch.

[@Vsyuvyavoa]

Please can I just come and sit in the corner and my the laugh sound track bc the way I laugh at this podcast is ungodly but also I should just but a ticket really

[@CaitlinThomas-l7x]

I dont know who Coleen Nolan is😮

[@dylanb5654]

Im not even from the UK and I know who Coleen Nolan is 😂

[@JBW27]

I wanna know how many parties George goes to for Jedward to say they always see him out. Did they exaggerate or does George just go out all the time? I can understand that guy being apprehensive to help, especially on Halloween when you don't know if people are fucking about, but i can't pretend I wasn't a bit miffed that he didn't help George at the time 😅🤦🏻‍♂️ Also, Maya really did herself a disservice when she tried to say she hid in a bush for the programme. Like, why make it more difficult for yourself to sell the story?! 😂🙄🤦🏻‍♂️ EDIT: Coachella looks shit and American crowds are mild af, generally speaking.

[@katelily2000]

I’m Irish and I know who Colleen Nolan is

[@alanaroberts477]

I'm in the UK and the link for the tickets doesn't work? anyone else having this

[@taytayslayslayslay]

icl (as a fellow northerner) i thought belfast was in scotland aswell

[@ela-jc5cj]

close the blinds next time lads it’s a bit bright

[@tarrarowan5214]

Hearing Max getting so vexed over comments is so funny - ok calm down pinky

[@rab.j]

21:38

[@angelinas1684]

Get callum on the pod

[@bronwyn.mj03]

Since they have already practiced their performance they might as well perform the whole pitch perfect audition on their tour, it’s only fair.

[@han.ridl3y]

I wonder what Max's favourite Evie evolution is

[@vita7613]

can anyone else hear the buzzing sound in the background or is it just my phone cause it’s irritating me greatly

[@MD-hn4ip]

No I’m not the catfish max😭 I would never

[@Macie_love123]

Near the end they just turned into a club house on a campervan holiday

[@marietaylor4797]

51:30

[@georgialili21]

People stand George up? 🥺

[@meganstapo1867]

omg my comment got read ❤

[@evabole]

iconic

[@GraceForton]

That riff off made me piss 😅

[@goodfellow408]

Which one of you bastards catfished mah dude Georgey???

[@melanieperson2075]

george looks like a dan

[@paulroden1311]

I think we're alone now? The most famous woman in Britain? Yes very famous

[@ChelseaChops]

max looks like a frubes yogurt. peach flavour x

[@aliceboarder2390]

never understand the max hate, only watch for him

[@louvelvet]

pink one looks tub 🐷🎀

[@paigeoliviataylor]

surely everyone knows who colleen nolan is lol

[@korina-ellap3867]

Max we need a token gay to come and join the podcast so you’re not outnumbered in these debates

[@bluedream08]

ha no clue who coleen nolan is

[@friezenfan]

But Max there are people without any social media so you can't want that. Dating sucks nowadays

[@shannoncurtis2133]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jXazYnpshciEhZosi=R52-szlhgu-SSqO7 I’m sorry but when listening to you singing crazy frog all I imagined was this 🤣🤣🤣