SCP-2774: The Slow Burn Sloth : Keter : Memetic SCP

[@jimbooskiman8249]

Okay when a sloth is set to keter you know it's either 1. A joke scp 2. Literal Satan

[@xizthexizuchini172]

*cough* pit sloth *cough* Read SCP-4040 and Black Autumn II: rise of the pit sloth if you have no idea what I'm talking about.

[@bird330]

I felt the same way when I say the infinite scp

[@Da_Shark]

Also it can be both

[@Martwy1312]

b o t h

[@charlieinthe_box]

Or it's Stan from Accounting's crappy and distasteful halloween costume.

[@johnbiever4204]

I was wondering why the image was all blue. Turns out it's to save us, the audience, from becoming a vegetable. Thanks Volgun.

[@TKirk-zs7nj]

@Sidney J. Duffy that also has a filter

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

@@TKirk-zs7nj not sure Man its Red and green

[@jackaboyx3]

@Sidney J. Duffy OH NO YOU MADE ME LOOK

[@Chilloutandwatchanime]

@@jackaboyx3 Rip

[@caesarworksindairyqueen502]

Jesus Christ , now I can’t sleep , Help ;-;

[@martinsalko1]

Can I just say how great it is that the thumbnail is only in red and green

[@strangent404a7]

Well sh

[@spartandelta2756]

+Martin Šalko The sloth face zoomed in slowly the whole time too... Now, where did I put that amnestic...

[@byronmacon3757]

Martin Šalko no shit

[@cottoncherry2177]

And in blue.

[@garrettburke7566]

@@cottoncherry2177 the thumbnail not the pic in the video.

[@Corrupted]

This is probably one of the most horrifying things that can happen to you in the SCP universe, really well done

[@miguelmariano2922]

I’d say SCP-610 is worse man. There is probably someone in the world that actually lives like this.

[@BestBoiA]

Dich hab hier als letztes erwartet lol, aber schöne Überraschung

[@trxasalt]

@@miguelmariano2922 or eaten by 682

[@speedybp5950]

* laughs in SCP-439 *

[@thatonejerry9092]

When Day Breaks says hi

[@SixthHeaven]

As a colour blind person, this scp makes me feel like the main character to an upcoming zombie film lmao

[@SwiftyEmpire]

lol

[@Utogonist]

What color are bananas yellow or what

[@Utogonist]

Also why hasn't the SCP facility take a look at tick syndrome? It makes no sense it controls you. Makes you make sounds,movements,ETC and I had having them. Do you count as an SCP?

[@BertMagurt]

We need the answers! What colour are bananas to you!?

[@Rustojaw]

@@BertMagurt hey , I'm effected by two of the 3 cone deficiencies (there are three types ) we would know to call the perceived colour of a Banana as that's we learn to call it yellow

[@haloreaper1018]

"to date there have been no instances of 2774 on the internet" i think there is at least 1 now edit: I'm talking about the thumbnail

[@justinthompson6364]

It's been neutralized.

[@ecogreen123]

i mean if your talking about in the video.... wrong there if the thumbnail tho.. its only in green and red XD

[@Smokecall]

@@ecogreen123 that's how Sid gets us. When we look at our watch history

[@ecogreen123]

@Smokecall lmao or when i check my notifications XD and find this comment as the most recent thing XD

[@LessThanPeachy]

Well since this could just be an image created to give us a general idea of what it looks like and not actually scp-2774, and it says it’s been neutralized, then I think it’s safe to say that we’re safe

[@J0hnzie]

The blue filter over the image of The Sloth is a nice touch, blocking out any red or green shades and thus negating its effect. I wonder if wearing blue-tinted glasses would help the monitoring personnel resist its effects? Edit: Thanks for the love

[@J0hnzie]

@Nox Eternis Depends whether or not it pays any better than minimum wage!

[@yaldabaoth2]

Would you like to find out? We have these blue-red filter stereoscopic 3D glasses in the other room, don't mind the security personnel. Please wear them and tell us what you see.

[@ethangadbois7103]

DovahPug true but look closer at the thumbnail and you will notice something

[@ManofSex69]

DovahPug don’t fall for that one

[@thesurvivor6430]

@@ethangadbois7103 What is it that we must notice help me I can't find it

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

Hmm. This feels like one of the few times that they actually try to help the victims rather than just containing and terminating them. Even when it came to termination, it was recognized clearly as a mercy.

[@CrazyDutchguys]

if they could contain them by just letting the people suffer they probably would. They just noticed that he's becoming more powerfull the more people he posseses.

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

@@CrazyDutchguys You know what? That does sound more like the foundation I remember. However, I love playing devil's advocate so here I go. If they didn't care at all, then they could just kill all the victi...I mean terminate ALL infected subjects. They left a number of people alive to continue researching a cure. A small number to weaken the sloth for sure but still.

[@DecosonicDarstardlyTV]

Aaron Think about it. It’s a double edged sword. They can just destroy all of the infected people. However, getting a cure might be far more effective than just killing, I’d think. Maybe they don’t want to risk it.

[@Freekymoho]

@@Blasted2Oblivionwritten at it's best the foundation is an organisation willing to do terrible things when it feels it has to, but one that otherwise strives towards generally humanitarian goals. IE; avoiding needless cruelty and so on. Some people write them and completely forget they have an actual ethics comitee.

[@elijosc1963]

@@Freekymoho **suspiciously looks at Dr. Clef**

[@magnusarsmagna5896]

SCP-2774-J: The Slow Roast Sloth -Description: Whenever someone talks to this SCP, they are slowly being roasted. By roasted, we meant mental damage and burn from words. Dr. Bright is in the process of a Rap Battle against this SCP.

[@kurusgyros7365]

491. Dr. Bright is not allowed to challenge anyone to a "rap battle". Especially SCP 2774

[@subscribefornoreasonplease5267]

kurusgyros super mind versus mind melter

[@Praepositus_Magna_Muliebris]

Dr. Bright isn't allowed to do anything with any time-travelling SCPs unless on approved circumstances. (b) You know what. Dr Bright isn't allowed to do anything near or with any time-travelling SCPs.

[@redericson1993]

What the hell???? This is awesome and strange as hell, what the hell?

[@redericson1993]

And also, who's Dr. Bright?

[@vexatious7857]

He's just standing there... MENACINGLY!

[@dappykenny38]

Sloth STANDO

[@Opptios]

VEXATIOUS AYAYAY

[@MaskeReiign]

It's not stronger then Za Warudo

[@TunnelOfLove666]

Love your pfp

[@beingrandomisfun6927]

*AYAYAYAYYYY* intensifies

[@LordQueezle]

The slow zoom scared me. I wasn't watching the video, just listening to the audio, and I click back on the tab and nearly crapped myself.

[@microwavedricecake1554]

Same, except the crapping part.

[@blottotv2155]

“Hi, how ya doing?”

[@avery_is_here9054]

XD

[@eucalyptused]

Same- INCLUDING the crapping part

[@bommeljoschenjoyer]

Yes

[@undyne3366]

Imagine your job title being Chairman of the SCP Foundation Ethics Committee

[@TheSeanoops]

I’d be bored out of my skull.

[@averagejoe455]

*Sits in a chair making paper planes all day*

[@BluBird12]

You would be the one of the most powerful person ever

[@lavans5721]

*someone comes in* "Can I put this guy in a slow torture machine?" *long pause* "No"

[@EvenFlow391]

If you think about it, they think about what's humanly *acceptable* vs. what the foundation can actually do. They set the playground of what's even allowed at the foundation.

[@TheLuckySpades]

This definitely embodies some of my worst fears, it makes shut-in syndrom seem nice and until I read this that was one of my personal worst case scenarios I have no mouth but I must scream

[@karappa1239]

This scp looks nice

[@karappa1239]

K now I'm afraid of sloths

[@artemisfowldragon]

@@karappa1239 WELL THAT'S NOT FOREBODING AT ALL

[@artemisfowldragon]

@@karappa1239 OH GOD I NOW SEE WHAT YOU MEAN I NEED HELP I DON'T WANT TO TURN AROUND KAJBSDFKJTHAKLSDJGF

[@mack5383]

I have no anus but i must fart

[@kahanumorales]

I never thought Flash would do this. He was so innocent in Zootopia

[@Xitout]

He was pulled over for speeding and then tried to run from the cops

[@KavzarTheBlind]

I'm fucking cry-laughing at this comment.

[@MortiferaMortinne]

He IS SPEED

[@mstrfool]

It's always the quiet ones...

[@Luvyourz.]

The thumbnail itself is a time bomb, containing “WARNING KETER” in red lettering, containing the image of the scp itself

[@williamb8058]

Yo i saw it are you good tho?

[@Erik_coolman]

You might notice there's a filter on the image

[@johnbiever4204]

This is the perfect SCP in my opinion. We have no idea what it is or what it wants or what it's capable of. All we know is that anyone who sees it is enslaved, trapped in their own bodies and controlled by this humanoid in a sloth costume that they're terrified of. Not only this, but as can be seen in the last interview, the sloth can take sudden control of the victims whenever it wants, including during the 150 seconds of freedom. It's just the perfect level of mystery and horror. Also, "To date, there have been no instances of SCP-2774 on the Internet." Might wanna check the thumbnail, SCP Foundation.

[@graciegj63]

But won't the blue filter cancel it out?

[@jamesmcfillin2688]

I think its the best because its a SLOTH

[@goat3225]

This is one of the only scps to actually make me deactivate my basement computer and scaring me.

[@d4s0n282]

@@goat3225 not even the fresh 001 thing? forget name

[@gigachadcooper7381]

How do you know it's a humanoid in a sloth costume, and not, y'know, a sloth?

[@yaldabaoth2]

omg stop zooming in so slowly on the sloooooth. I look away for one moment and then it's suddenly closer.

[@artemisfowldragon]

@Dog Is Not Amused DO NOT FUCKING JOKE ABOUT THAT I AM LEGIT TERRIFIED TO TURN AROUND YOU ASJBFKAJFBGKASUHERT

[@MamaLauren523]

It does up the creep factor😁

[@redeyedcat9340]

Thats good editing for you

[@uiomancannot7931]

@@artemisfowldragon Sir please calm down, that's just your pet sloth and nothing else.

[@artemisfowldragon]

@@uiomancannot7931 you try listening to this at 2am and not being scared

[@thenewcheetoman321]

Hey a Keter class SCP I’m completely immune to. Adding that to the list of perks of being color blind lol.

[@Ravencloat]

weird flex, but ok :D ♥

[@forwhy923]

thenewcheetoman321 hot

[@jazzydrawz3792]

Hello this is the SCP foundation. You're hired.

[@graciegj63]

You probably should have kept that confidential. They're observing.

[@breadman2983]

what about braille? "read the braille josh" no I dont want to "read it josh its pretty cool" no its not it lame "do it josh become part of our sloth army"

[@gabrielshadwick886]

the moment I saw it was a KETER CLASS SLOTH I started laughing. But then you hear about it. And you find that the funny goes away

[@oleanderrots]

funny terror thats what it is

[@gwyndolin1536]

I guess they are going to be grabbing everyone that saw Zootopia.

[@paladinboyd1228]

Alexander Bahn, That’s the furry containment protocol. Furries are a different SCP.

[@ceilyurie856]

@@paladinboyd1228 furries are not an scp, there is an scp that tries to spread using the popularity of furries, but we are not an scp. If we are, containment has failed SO BAD

[@gamesmithy]

Ceil Yurie which scp spreads via furries? The adults?

[@ceilyurie856]

@@gamesmithy one of the memetic ones, it likes to disguise itself as a furry site currently according to the article

[@koichithehamonconsumer5211]

Why is Gwyndolin commenting on an scp video

[@dannyceebee73]

How’d they manage to make a sloth scary lmao

[@WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475]

Magic

[@rakebluewallgaming6185]

Im going to say the n word

[@Bendanna93]

This is making me laugh like hell

[@gilgamesh8417]

Danny CeeBee it’s the fucking Foundation man, they make a loaf of bread terrifying if they wanted

[@clarencezer]

Dude the name on this fcuking scp had me smiling... I mean just read it LOL.

[@cryptictales2398]

I usually save these for when I'm going to bed, but I HAD to see what this Keter level Sloth was

[@cdawgforeal372]

Ayyee I also listen these whilst I slumber. Each one is like a scary story before bed.

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

So to be clear, you deliberately watch and listen to (probably the greatest) nightmare fuel just before going to sleep? Okay. Not my bag but you chase your bliss.

[@utuberaptor]

@@Blasted2Oblivion Lol, agreed. I'm a pretty big wuss, but I've been getting into the SCP stuff lately, and I think this is a horror angle I can get into. Still consciously avoid watching it before bed or before my wife leaves town for business

[@cryptictales2398]

@@Blasted2Oblivion lmao I understand. I love and consume a lot of horror, so most things don't trouble me to the point of staying wide awake. The problem lies in getting too invested to sleep

[@purrpletiger2159]

Idk why I always listen to these before I sleep. My chronic nightmares have actually gotten kinda better since I started doing that? My whole life I've hated the horror genre until SCPs.

[@mistermini1514]

Seriously though, sloths that are super fast, scitter around like spiders and try to jump at your face must be one of the scariest things I ever had a nightmare about

[@julioc.3158]

Yeah,shame that they are actually so non-threatening they mostly die while taking a dump.

[@mistermini1514]

@@julioc.3158 they're still cute tho

[@gridthexenomorph3658]

You'll feel better after watching bestinslot

[@mistermini1514]

@@gridthexenomorph3658 a sloth with a british accent is pretty awesome indeed

[@paulaleo1287]

When sloths are young they sometimes mistake their are for branches and fall to their deaths

[@KingdomCome257]

I love this SCP, it's almost Lovecraftian in a way; We don't know what it wants, how to stop it, how it works, it forms a cult and possesses its followers

[@stevenhetzel6483]

An SCP: *exists* Literally every fucking KZbin comments section: iS iT LoVeCrAfTiAnNnN???11!!1!??

[@karl-erikvik3400]

​@@stevenhetzel6483As a warhammer/Lovecraft fan, the closest I've been to a stroke is hearing the chaos gods referred to as lovecraftian. Like, what???

[@OHJ4Y]

Never been intimidated by a sloth before, so that’s a first

[@cheesecake8620]

You ever had a sloth stand across the street with a brass nuckle

[@mindshuffler3332]

This SCP kinda demonstrates how much influence the Ethics Committee has on the Foundation.

[@kaikoa8380]

Is there any other scp mentioning the ethics committee?

[@Elmithian]

@@kaikoa8380 plenty if memory serves

[@mindshuffler3332]

@@kaikoa8380 ....Indirectly.

[@ender_lord1202]

and for some reason it says in "the thing Dr. Bright cant do at the foundation" that there is no ethics committee.

[@gargoyles9999]

Suv Town that's exactly what they want you to think

[@shaddymilvus598]

This scared me, not the actual SCP but your damn editing. xD I wasn't looking at the screen and when I looked back the sloth was so much closer, legit made me jump

[@mattbeste6627]

@Dog Is Not Amused Every now and then I get a little bit lonely

[@ethangadbois7103]

Every second you’re not running the sloth will get closer and closer

[@HuyGia-wp5tx]

Turn around. It your Momma knocking on your door

[@finallyimginger3223]

look at the actual scp page and youll see that the picture he used was much less terrifying

[@Dr.Octagon]

What are you talking about? Im almost done with the video and it hasnt moved.

[@nebulaz9361]

This SCP is the embodiment of the phrase "I have no mouth and I must scream."

[@josuelugosarchive1864]

I just heard of that phrase today.

[@ryantate3104]

That phrase is actually a really interesting short story. I’d give it a read. It’s one of my favorites

[@nebulaz9361]

Ryan Tate I've read it. Definitely an unsettling but interesting story.

[@paladinboyd1228]

Nebula Z, I recommend the game it’s rather interesting.

[@McGrewer]

There are more then a couple other SCPs that emulate that

[@just_a_rock]

"Sid the Sloth Prepares to Commit a War Crime, For the Nintendo 3DS"

[@d4n737]

Why do you not have more likes?

[@simonwyzik8661]

Sid hacked the internet and made almost everybody unlike this

[@resolutionblaze363]

SCP Foundation: "We need to cure these people affected by an SCP." Also SCP Foundation: *terminates the patients for drawing sloths among themselves*

[@amberkat8147]

Well yeah, but think about it. It's a memetic hazard, and they're doing it while under it's control- that indicates that it's trying to spread itself. If it succeeds, that'll be a HUGE problem. That's probably how it keeps popping up- keeping a sufferer doing their normal life just enough to get itself into something. Everyone effected by it is a potential carrier that can and will spread it if they get a chance.

[@forbiddenchannel4901]

There won’t be patients if there are no hosts to begin with.

[@thisisahumanlol8255]

AMONG US? INNERSLOTH? 😳😳😳😳😳

[@fish_and-chips]

Foundation: we need to save them Also foundation: line up against the wall.

[@resolutionblaze363]

@@amberkat8147 if you kill everyone affected then how do you cure it?

[@Lightmagician60]

Nice touch making the picture on the screen blue. Too bad we are all effected by the thumbnail

[@SuperNoah9999]

Luckly this isn't the actual SCP image on the page.

[@tdc455]

@@SuperNoah9999 Yeah, the actual one is way spookier

[@nyar3517]

@@tdc455 What does it look like?

[@thesurvivor6430]

Now I'm scared of looking, but I will do so anyways.

[@thesurvivor6430]

I regret all my life choices that have led up to this very moment.

[@anonymous-fm2bg]

That sloth looks like me at 2 AM looking for more Mac and cheese

[@saguarolorax4698]

Nice

[@Atsory]

When you tryna get shredded cheese from the bag at 3 AM

[@povnw8985]

Literally just finished eating a cold piece of baked macaroni at 2:30am when I read this comment😹

[@canthole8050]

Why does food sound disgusting?

[@wolveraspeaks]

If I saw this guy, I'd run. He can't keep up.

[@JustinY.]

Jesus christ, good thing these guys have amnesiacs available.

[@nikolaskaarsberg7754]

Kenn Honson I think you got wooooshed

[@hambo6955]

I didn't know you watched JoJo AND SCP!

[@funnyscream2976]

Every goddamn thing I watch you've commented and gotten an immense amount of likes on. Mate, are you sure *you're* not an SCP?

[@shinymetagross1666]

@@funnyscream2976 Justin Y: Omnipresent commenter

[@sovietunion6439]

And here he is

[@major_kukri2430]

SCP-5012: Justin Y: Euclid : Memetic SCP

[@KaRmaTheSchemer]

I wish I was a writer right now

[@bennal5243]

"manifests itself in various non-live media" "appeared on local live television" hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@spookhyskeleton]

Fitting avatar.

[@gaiele5249]

Maybe they were referring to live as in things you see in person like plays, musicals, concerts, etc.

[@jordand9037]

It may have been a photograph or other image of it that ended up on the news, then it would both me not live and also on live news.

[@chrismanuel9768]

Live Television isn't actually live, despite the name.

[@speedyrb7457]

Probably a replay

[@Koa_Neuva]

I damaged my spinal cord from whiplash, and every so often it flares up (especially if I sleep on my neck wrong). This is almost exactly what it is like, minus the sloth, and you can still feel everything, but emotions, taste, and scents are a foreign concept. You are the sloth. You're the one driving, but you're also the one in the passenger seat. Your body is on cruise control for everyday tasks, and you can jerk the wheel in those brief moments of clarity. It's like you're trapped inside yourself, doing most the things you'd think of to do, but you're not sure if you're the one in control, or if it's just what you'd expect yourself to do and you're just reacting mentally the same way the thing controlling your body is acting out. I've screamed at myself in my own head before. I didn't just think it loudly, it was like I was kicked out of my own body, yelling at myself to do something different, and I heard myself. I did something different, but not to the extent of what other me was yelling about, so that way I could tell myself I could still hear my thoughts. The same, exact version of myself. One physical, one on the astral plane, operating just a hair out of sync to almost completely divide them into two separate entities. That's what it feels like, and maybe the sloth is just trying to find the body they lost. Memory is an abstract concept in that place after all. Or maybe, just maybe it's that hint of darkness I felt looming over me in that place. That seeping thought of madness, that it'd be good to cause bloodshed while I couldn't feel anything. That random thought from normal days to a loud whisper over my shoulder in this place. Good thing my body doesn't trust anyone but the original driver, otherwise I could've been on the news.

[@steaki8032]

jesus dude that sounds like torture. i would have killed myself maybe days after something like this

[@hoodie548]

Now how am im going to sleep after reading this

[@cottoncherry2177]

Dumbass sloth should just go to a zoo with sloths, like, wtf ?! XD

[@soggybreadman4035]

I’m fourteen and this is deep

[@nothingmoore8790]

You should write a story....that sounds like a scp

[@justintime7066]

When I first came to the whole scp universe I thought this stuff was so real of how it sounded So this scp is basically the "oh yeah yeah" guys

[@ImmortalSquidge]

oh yeah yeah

[@luiscontreras6927]

Me too but two week later I find be out

[@RogueAmendiaresyourgirl]

Oh yeah yeah

[@dr.thomaselliot3461]

Thanos Sprite cranberry is that you

[@klinkersgas]

Oh yeah yeah

[@ForlornFoundry]

One of my personal favorite SCP's. Good stuff

[@purplehaze2358]

Am I the only person who thought this was going to be a joke SCP?

[@jamesmcfillin2688]

Its one of my favorite too BECAUSE ITS A SLOTH!!!

[@woahdude5553]

My favorite SCPs are definitely 1730, 2998, 1762, and 3999. They're all pretty different from the normal article, I recommend all of them.

[@Brandon-ff1yo]

mine is def the endless ikea

[@theshooterflynn]

Since symptoms kick in hours after exposure to the sloth, I wonder if they could negate its effects by giving exposed personel immediate doses of amnesiacs? If they have zero memory of exposure to the sloth could that possibly work?

[@MagnustheMage]

@SCP Foundation Get this man a medal!

[@valkasomething]

They said it in the video

[@Cringemoment4045]

@SCP Foundation here's your platinum [🔰]

[@fish_and-chips]

I don’t think it’d work like that, but yeah mayeb

[@thomasmitchell4372]

First time I went through this series, I mainly just had the audio on in the background. This is the first video I noticed the prolonged, slow zoom in on the model. That was a moment... imagine seeing the full picture, looking away for a few minutes, then turning back and he's unexpectedly VERY CLOSE TO YOUR FACE.

[@zhyyn2054]

The slow zoom caught me off guard because you cannot see the movement initially. Very well done

[@phillipschofeildthegreatdi2918]

I will throw hands with the sloth guys it's ok

[@user-ho2sp6hb1t]

Phillip Schofeild the great divine no wait phillip schofeild don't do ot

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

GO PHILLIP, GOOOOOOO!

[@ansel8935]

Phillip Schofeild the great divine thank you phillip schofrild the great divine

[@wasteofspace9476]

Don’t do it Phillip I can’t lose you again

[@mrdeleteo]

Phillip Schofeild the great divine your name alone gives me hope

[@EchoTheWorld03]

Best SCP channel boiz. We need more of the doc

[@TrumpIsYourPrez2024]

Scp illustrated is best scp channel

[@jevilstail]

My favorites are The Volgun and SCP Illustrated

[@lordofthesandvich171]

A while ago, I played Volgun’s SCP playlist for sleeping. In my dreams, I heard screaming. I wonder why..

[@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1062]

void

[@flamingaxelburn]

Do you want to get possessed? Cuz that's how you get possessed.

[@josh849]

@@flamingaxelburn whaaat howw

[@enchantedmg3415]

@@josh849 yes

[@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745]

Its probably "The Archetype" scp vid. Theres a screaming in it.

[@jimmybuck1993]

This made me think, I'm so used to hearing the scps point of view What if a civilian catalogued this event....then it hit me It'd be called a creepypasta :o

[@zander6907]

:o

[@user-tj2qv3gt9r]

My pasta never looked creepy before

[@Ake-TL]

There’s GoI that is basically internet forum of weirdo civilians

[@xenon8927]

@@Ake-TLit's called parawatch

[@patchmoulton5438]

"And then a skeleton popped out. It was a hyper realistic skeleton with super hyper realistic blood." I kinda miss the old days of creepypasta... then I cringe at some of the shit tier stories I tried to make back then.

[@iamzid]

I think that loosing control of your life is probably one of most terrifying things that one can experience. has anyone ever NOT had a dream where something bad was happening to them and either they could do nothing or what they could do had no effect to stop it? imagine someone brutalizing you and you are fighting back with every ounce of your strength, but their grip and their body if like iron.

[@purrpletiger2159]

This is why I regard sleep paralysis as the most horrifying thing to ever happen to me. Despite other things I've experienced.

[@blaargrats4602]

Prolonged sleep paralysis is one of the more horrifying things I've experienced.

[@AnonEMus-cp2mn]

One dream I often think back on happened when I was just a kid in elementary school. In the dream (which spanned several days) I would experience an unexpected mental shutdown for hours at a time. I recall 'waking up' out of it and remembering acting lethargic and hazy in the classroom. Apparently it was an irreversible condition so the only thing the staff could do was put me in "special class" when it happened. One of these episodes I distinctly remember sitting at a desk in a circle, nodding off, and even drooling on the desk surrounded by all the other special kids in the class. I was effectively retarded just like them. And the scariest thing is I could only recognize this state once I woke up from it. Imagine the horror realizing that your life is slipping away from you before your very eyes. How small the day becomes when you sleep your life away. The last thing I remember from this dream was talking to an unknown friend alone out at recess, telling him how I was loosing my mind and that those moments weren't "me" anymore. The episodes were also becoming more frequent and I recognized that I would have less and less time in the day truly being alive, that one day I would never wake up from that mindlessness. What I remember most is that my words weren't worried or visibly scared, but sorrowful and emotionless. As if myself and the entire universe recognized the inevitability of it. I do not know the reason for why a dream about loosing one's mind was framed in such a maturely 'real' way to someone so young. But it was one of those dreams that aches inside even after you wake up. The kind of dream that feel like it lasted a miniature lifetime. Those two qualities of a nightmare can only be described as feeling literally like a _slow burn._ And to think this sort of thing happens like the infamous case of Karen Wetterhahn after organic mercury exposure.

[@morbius7437]

@@AnonEMus-cp2mn oh man your hands must be hurt

[@emrahalien2972]

no sorry i don't remember my dreams its very rare. and when i do its in parts and never really scary sometimes it follows something but not enough for me to imagine that is not some sorta artistic rendition. and when i'm aware of them everything is very blurry and almost all yellow. dreams are never clear even if i remember them.

[@Curttehmurt]

Never thought I'd envy color blind people

[@sigma_krab7593]

Never thought I would die

[@drewbeauchesne1116]

Curttehmurt I am INVINCIBLE

[@stormywolfhowls]

samee

[@bgmarshall]

I'm color blind, but sadly, it's a rarer form (red-green is most common), I have slight blue-green color blindness (VERY slight) so I'm gonna die

[@stormywolfhowls]

@@bgmarshall Im yellow color blind but very slight

[@SomaticApparition]

OH GOD NOT THE SLOTH

[@HuyGia-wp5tx]

Yyyyyyes. It the sloth

[@waltermoment739]

Somatic Apparition sloth time

[@FungusAmanita]

Your picture scares me more than the sloth

[@HuyGia-wp5tx]

@@FungusAmanita at least Volgun save us by using a blue screen

[@merashow2518]

If I’m right that’s a soma death screen, right?

[@j.m.turner1756]

My greatest fear is being unable to move/control my actions, so SCP's like this one and that disease that makes you unable to move unless you are looking at someone else (I do not remember exactly how it works) really make my skin crawl (pun intended).

[@speedybp5950]

do NOT look up 439

[@dragonslayerornstein387]

@@speedybp5950 mmmmmmmmm yessssssss BUGS!

[@saqvobase4301]

I just looked back at the screen and the sloth was so much closer. Scared the frick outta me. Good use of a subtle zoom

[@socratesjohnson980]

The last time I was this early, I *[REDACTED]*

[@clargonaut6015]

This next document is just a whole lot of [Redacted]

[@hambo6955]

Once i *[REDACTED]*, than my *[REDACTED]* *[REDACTED]* went and *[REDACTED]* into *[REDACTED]*, and then Dr.*[REDACTED]* hit a *[REDACTED]* nae nae and demolished the bourgeois and *[REDACTED]* *[REDACTED]* my *[REDACTED]*

[@nmspy]

[REEEEEEEEdacted]

[@ender_lord1202]

@@hambo6955 Dr. Bright is not allowed to use expunged data in SCP reports as "mad-libs."

[@puffer_frog]

*[EXPLETIVE REDACTED]* you

[@gamingdoggo9724]

A Foundation full of well trained men and women dealing with anomalous objects VS A Angery Sloth

[@odinakazeus]

You're doing it wrong. It's more like: Who would win? A Foundation full of well trained men and women dealing with anomalous objects Vs *One slothy boi*

[@Noomy]

dead abyss more like Who would win? Hundreds of well trained employees trained for years to fight world ending creatures Or One slothy boi

[@justdanielova3096]

*an

[@sleepisgood2936]

An*

[@icedchqi]

A*n

[@chieforiely6096]

It’s a lie everyone and I’m pissed I wanted an actual sloth overlord but no it has to be a costume.

[@JoystickStereo]

I like how the image of the sloth in the video has a blue filter over it; nice touch.

[@nibblrrr7124]

00:17 *Special containment procedures* 02:35 *Description* 04:56 └ _effect on victims_ 06:57 *Recorded interview log 0027:* Subject-0866 (David) 09:35 *Recorded interview log 0030:* Subject-7444 (Claude) 12:34 *Recorded interview log 0032:* Subject-9225 (Jason) 15:12 *Addendum Alpha:* Procedure-XXJ9 16:43 Outro & Patreon supporters

[@thepulle4722]

This in my opinion this is one of the most chilling SCPs

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

Better than the image on the site tbh

[@zkuysal]

Fun fact, I found the original image on the comedy section of the wiki's picture library

[@user-ho2sp6hb1t]

Z Moohab LMAO THAT'S CRAZY

[@darkunicorn1208]

Seems harmless at first, by the end of seeing this video...Oh god someone destroy this thing.

[@StephenDelRosario777]

Throw 682 at it! "2774 procedes to scream at its apparently incapacitated victim. Suddenly, 2774 suffers severe cranial trauma, despite the fact that 682 is motionless. 2 seconds later, half of 2774's head is gone. Termination of 2774 successful. Termination of 682 still pend- AAAAGGGH MY LEGGGG"

[@insertcreativenamehere242]

Why were some words spoken in a lowered voice?

[@pandaboi74]

Those lines are crossed out in the actual article

[@insertcreativenamehere242]

Pandasaurus Rex strike throughs? Thank you

[@samphilp897]

I believe it's an auditory shorthand for information that is crossed out or addended

[@pandaboi74]

@@insertcreativenamehere242 no problem :)

[@iamzid]

I don't like it. I'd rather that he just said "redacted" or "note".

[@nanuqo2006]

Sid must've gotten real mad that ice age 5 was a box-office bomb

[@stillchill0]

lmaoooo

[@kyledilbert6424]

Summarized: Evil Sid the Sloth learned mind control.

[@Streamingbutaunty4646]

He had enough of everyone

[@DoubleJRT]

okay okay so I was reading with the text right and I look back at the sloth, that damn sloth and it's zoomed in like ten times and terrifies me

[@sebastianpagan5314]

😂 my thoughts exactly 😂

[@clevercoins5360]

Should have changed the hue color right at the end Edit hey kiddos thanks for the likes

[@artemisfowldragon]

BRUH NO

[@Dieci-9]

I was expecting that...but I'm glad he didn't.

[@henrymcdowell3103]

Goddammit Jimmy! You weren't suppose to mess with coloration!

[@thesurvivor6430]

Even if we saw a brief normal view of 2774 we wouldn't have been affected as we need to be in contact for over 5 seconds. If he changed it for 5 seconds, we would have noticed and turned away as he explained us how it worked.

[@leaderofcommunistchina1427]

Guys, the thumbnail is in only red and green

[@hodanisbased4980]

This is the single most terrifying SCP imo. Being a zombie while you’re fully aware, being tormented and manipulated by the sloth that put you there. And all on top of that, having the carrot of lucidity dangled in front of you for just a few minutes a day sounds like hell.

[@elem-sike4161]

They could seriously make this a horror mimetic plague in a movie. Imagine not being able to sleep for months, having no control over your body. Only few moments in the day to do something about it..

[@Deox0386]

Objectclass: "KEDDER"

[@emiledlund9559]

“Keddah”

[@xnotasweatx]

Kedder cheese

[@Cringemoment4045]

@@xnotasweatx delish

[@ldbonq]

Ketter is the correct pronounciation, however nobody will care if you pronounce it as Keeter.

[@Shrimpfriedpee]

@@ldbonq actually it’s kaytear, ketter and Keter are both wrong. You can pronounce it however you want, but kaytear is the correct pronounciation

[@CIA871]

>Blurts out the cuss word I'm glad that the SCP foundation understands what the true danger in this world is.

[@brad___5270]

Wait what if scp 2774 is projected to shyguy? How would he react?

[@nadamada8328]

That'd be really interesting actually. Two ways that I theorize this can go, is the Sloth either A) Takes Control of shyguy just like all the other subjects (albeit more indestructible and hostile compared to the others.) or B) Shy Guy breaks out of containment and charges towards site 116, and slaughters every subject under its affect.

[@brad___5270]

@@nadamada8328 yes exactly. I mean shyguy has been able to appear on ohter parts so easily. What if he's able to appear in different dimensions or something like that. Someone should test this out

[@madmyles4265]

BRAD__ OMFG Thats a very dangerous game your playing. If shyguy dose brake out anyone who see his face can and would die

[@boldlybravo2492]

BRAD__ OMFG I’m pretty sure shy guy is blind

[@madmyles4265]

zach trausan I may be confusing him for Scp 173

[@zachariahmcnatty2594]

Wouldn't it be interesting if TheVolgun was actually an SCP himself? And he (his persona) only becomes aware of this after reading it and has an identity crisis Just a weird thought...

[@graciegj63]

Scp-001?

[@Curdled.milk1]

@@graciegj63 already a scp

[@MourningButterflies]

@@Curdled.milk1 Already over 34 SCPs

[@lesaturno6728]

000-j

[@Ake-TL]

@Sidney J. Duffy there’s one 000, it’s pattern screamer stuck in foundation data base.

[@gpt-jcommentbot4759]

Its weird how in the SCP universe sometimes the SCPs that seem funny actually turn out to be terrifying. This is one of the examples.

[@TinyFoxTom]

That moment when you've been watching the text crawl the whole time, and realize that the sloth is MUCH closer since the video started.

[@PsyloAlpha]

This makes me glad that I’m colour blind

[@purplehaze2358]

*color

[@joeywaters1123]

@@purplehaze2358 couldn't it be spelled colour depending on dialect? Correct me if I'm wrong please

[@purplehaze2358]

@@joeywaters1123 I just replied with that to stay in character.

[@spanner5686]

Hell yeah bro colourblinds represent

[@braixendon5496]

Dr Bright you are wrong doctor

[@germanempire7689]

Your voice is so calming, better than asmr.

[@pavement7530]

Já

[@SlothfulLord]

This scp scares me the most even though it isn't real for some reason the fact that the foundation can't contain it, and it can just randomly appear any second on TV is what terrifies me.

[@angel_withaflamethrower]

You have a few hours left till effects occur, if you take some amnesic and somehow forget about the image you might survive

[@roastedferret]

heh im red green colorblind Sid the sloth used vegetative state! It was ineffective

[@strykerwaller3784]

Right around a minute and a half in, I finally realized why the sloth has a blue tint to it, and a shiver went up my spine as I looked into those horrible eyes.. Man, I love the SCP universe

[@kylejakob98]

You broke its own rule. There’s red in the thumbnail

[@morgangobin9985]

What’s up, Dr. Miller? You’re just the guy I wanted to listen to on my birthday! Say hi to SCP 049 for me...and please keep SCP 983 away from me!

[@kernelsanders7526]

When you realize that every single pixel on a screen is made of red green and blue lights to simulate every single color ever

[@BigBeerus]

Took you thia long to figure it out huh?

[@redsauce9135]

If you stare at parts of the image it seems to move What the fu-

[@thetman0068]

*SCP FOUNDATION WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

[@cheeseballznumerouno]

Oh my

[@SIVAmemSIVAmemcode]

ReDSauCe it slowly zooms in on the slothj

[@Cringemoment4045]

S CLASS AMNESTICS NOW

[@imnotaclown9603]

Because it is

[@HiramP20]

nice touch with the pic of the sloth zooming in like that, actually made me jump once i realized it was real close

[@avascript3905]

Has anyone ever actually met dr & agent [REDACTED]?

[@Thousandthsontzneechhater]

[REDACTED] did once

[@burgerkingimpossiblewhoppe28]

@『Jahquavious Beefstick』 no, it wasn’t [REDACTED], it was [REDACTED]. I can see the confusion though.

[@satan2258]

Remember stoner sloth? This is her now, feel old yet?

[@theflightlesspig9734]

I didn't expect this to be good at all, but this was actually really hood

[@johnflint6875]

All's not good in this hood.

[@dabdabthesecond5962]

When they started talking about how they couldn’t hold onto a thought for more than five seconds I couldn’t help but relate with my unmedicated ADHD 😂😂😂😂

[@Hayden11335]

ADD

[@calupis5176]

I lik the attention to detail with the picture having a blue hue

[@SCP-vd4yq]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[@jamiepittman8580]

Your so adorable buddy

[@blackhawk3975]

Yes, yes I would like a hug.

[@RogueAmendiaresyourgirl]

Oh yeah yeah

[@ilikecheese4518]

yeah oh yeah yeah

[@pavement7530]

*DiSgUsTiNg*

[@connorstacey4546]

The sloth picture on the computer monitor is the one girl who dressed as a sloth on the Bachelor

[@hossdelgado626]

Neat

[@AVspectre]

Ah! I was wondering if it was the costume Anthony Padilla keeps the head of on set.

[@amberkat8147]

This one is truly terrifying. A fate worse than death. Heck, for victims of that death would be a blessing.

[@candeo3687]

It always hurts to hear how people are suffering :c and it hurts even more when you hear them talk ;~;

[@stevewayne5939]

Of all the awesome and scary SCP's I always find myself drawn back to this one after a while. I need to know more about this sloth!

[@zachs5596]

Wow I thought the [REDACTED] was not as [REDACTED] as I remember.

[@BebeClown]

Is that damn sloth getting closer as the video goes on, i was scrolling down the comments and when i scrolled up, sha-bam, like that scared the shit out of me.

[@charlesquinton9127]

I would love to believe that the creator of this intended the sloth to be a personification of apathy and laziness. Ive been that guy where it can feel like your body moves on it's own. You're fully conscious of your actions and their consequences yet you dont feel in control. Your body acts on impulse and even if you know full-well that you'll regret it later, you cant stop yourself.

[@zkuysal]

I can answer that for you, I wrote 2774. That's definitely part of it, reflective of how I viewed myself at that point in my life. 2774 is also supposed to represent a lack of control, which was my main thing at the time. You can't control whether or not your colorblind, or if 2774 pops up in a picture or a TV near you. You can't control your body or what the sloth does. In the end, you can't control your own death. I also wanted to explore a moral quandary when faced by the Foundation. When I wrote this, I didn't want things to be black and white. The Foundation had an incentive to killing those people, but they also did it in an act of mercy. The SCP universe is full of monsters, but the people don't have to be included. All in all, though, I left a lot up for interpretation, and I think yours is well thought out and definitely applies. Hope this adds to things for you.

[@charlesquinton9127]

@@zkuysal This has always been one of my favorite SCPs, right up there with 3000 (my all-time favorite). Basically all of my favorites always had some kind of existential or lovecraftian undertone to them and 2774 is no exception. This SCP is genius, for a multitude of reasons. When I recently rewatched this, I immediately thought of my own life, how it can sometimes feel like there's a fog surrounding you. You feel like you're just a zombie, seeing yourself be self-destructive and apathetic, wanting to do something about it but feeling like you're unabe to. Eventually it does get to that point where you just want to end it because it feels like torture. Might I just say, you're an amazing writer, keep up the good work!

[@zkuysal]

@@charlesquinton9127 thank you. I've had a number of personal issues that have kept me from writing the last few years, but I'm going to make an effort to write more stories, and I hope that they can live up to 2774. I appreciate your kind words, and hope to have new scps for you soon.

[@AVspectre]

I have add and depression, and this one feels familiar. Sometimes it does feel like you are disconnected when you know that your inaction will lead to serious consequences but you can’t even feel the panic rising in your chest that should prompt you to intervene - like a mental version of retracting your hand from a hot stove. Instead - you calmly watch things come undone. There may be a leadeness, or a tightness in your chest/jaw, but still you watch it burn away around you without attempting to intervene…

[@xtc_music5806]

This is one of those SCP's that you watch at 3 in the morning. It's expostentially terrifying.

[@jordannewthomas3293]

The slow zoom on the sloth weirded me out I was listening to the video and not watching it, then I realized the sloth was way closer than the beginning.

[@toaperneedstherapy230]

SCP-4666 Is pretty spoopy

[@purplehaze2358]

Is he One Heckin Spoopy Boi?

[@toaperneedstherapy230]

@@purplehaze2358 Yes Bright, 4666 is hecking spoopy. He be a kiddie snatcher

[@purplehaze2358]

@@toaperneedstherapy230 That's better than what I do to most "kiddies".

[@toaperneedstherapy230]

I know you're weird Bright. But that's where you cross the line.

[@purplehaze2358]

@@toaperneedstherapy230 The line is 50 miles back, have you just noticed that?

[@jaci.terkel]

Got the notification but it wasnt in my sub box! Please fix KZbin!

[@MrOtakuPanda]

All I think about when watching this is “attack of the sloth” by goblins from mars

[@jordanlove6565]

As someone with good color vision and a love for personal autonomy, this is absolutely terrifying I'm just gonna go ahead and keep my eyes closed for the rest of my life

[@guiltyspark96]

Imagine that, you join the SCP foundation as a researcher and you're assigned to watch TV all day for a sloth