Monkey's Fist BACKHAND Impact Tool | Steel Ball Paracord Monkey's Fist Tutorial

[@TheWeaversofEternity]

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[@davidhoehn573]

Where are some good places to get inexpesive paracord. I'm trying to get into this as a small hoby. My grandpa is looking In to buying me some stuf but I would love to know what websits are good for this and wich one sort of scam you

[@bishoptillmam623]

Where are these cards that he speaks about . I'm having problems tightening can't figure out where to start help me at [e-mail]

[@alexisdepusois7394]

Hi sir do you have an E-mail where you can be contacted?

[@assassinlexx1993]

With a hard rubber ball. This setup is perfect tie a dock line to make it a heaving line. Then you stow it away.

[@madmaxsdog8040]

Put anything heavy in a sport sock and swing it, wet sand is good so is gravel or a half brick, this is an improvised weapon not something you spend a fortnight putting together.. Ladies,, you already have one , hit them with your hand bag. I think yanks call it a purse

[@roberta6641]

thats how the cheeky bugger did it. my granddad was a skipper by trade and he kept his keys on a "monkey fist" as he called it. he put a big ol bit of cork in the place of the steel ball and thats what helped them float when i accidentally dropped them overboard when we were doing a boat delivery on the Norfolk broads when i was a kid. he actually made it himself and ive always wonderd how he did it.

[@Herezjush]

its easy to do, I used to do them by my self, without any tools back in highschool, I didnt use any filler, I just used bigger dimension rope. the hardest part was tightening. When I had to respond to teacher and go back to tightening It was 50/50 to realise which direction I should tight it xD

[@craigf6277]

I keep mine on a monkey's fist as well... did it myself about a decade ago with some random paracord I had on hand.

[@roberta6641]

@_aaaa lol ill ask him now if you like. not likely though as hes been retired for about 10 years. hes in his 80s.

[@southerneruk]

I have been able to make them since 4 or 5-year-old, dad was AB seaman and Rigger, I followed him into the same trade, old school rigger

[@Pirtelio]

that's a cool story, thanks for sharing

[@ozzybwild]

Today: weaving a tool to bash someones noggin in. Tomorrow: knitting a scythe.

[@Mitzoplick]

Next week: whittling an AK-47

[@tsmith3286]

I don’t know why but I just had a laughing fit after reading that. 😂

[@GlazzedDonut]

I would actually like to see them make a knitted scythe cover

[@Amipotsophspond]

I could see turning a blade and two sticks into a scythe with knitting. perhaps you could replace the sticks with knitting alone but it would take a lot of rope, and perhaps you could replace the single blade with many razor blades linked together to make a blade, to prevent it from being wobbly you would likely need to add acrylic, but then it's not truly just knitting alone. perhaps you could melt the cord some to harden it, perhaps even if you use lots of melted and pressed ends you could replace the blade, but again at that point it's more of plastic and not really fully knitting. rope craft I guess.

[@darthollpheist1156]

Like BLM terrorists need anymore ideas for easy to hide weapons.

[@johnfosteriii5792]

I learned the Monkey's Fist in the Navy. Never used a jig - did it all by hand. Instead of using paracord, we used orange shot line and a lead shot filled bag. Nice process you have demonstrated here though.

[@georgewright6459]

Lock in a sock?

[@offimoo9995]

Thank you for your service.

[@CanCalyx19]

Sometimes the YT algorithm does weird things to my recommended feed. What a cool hobby to have.

[@dragoonTT]

“Yes officer, I use this tool to hammer nails.”

[@StMargorach]

its a ball you throw for your dog :P

[@weissanima8978]

@@StMargorach The ones thrown for dogs are rubber, not steel.

[@themanfromcabowabo1559]

@@weissanima8978 Not when you’re trying to get out of a “situation “.

[@weissanima8978]

@@themanfromcabowabo1559 sadly, they're pretty easy to check and wouldn't help the "situation".

[@endo3149]

"Officer I just feel like hammers are a bit barbaric and overrated"

[@jvanasselberg]

It was 1992 the first time I made a Monkey's Fist. I was 18, in the US Navy, & was watching this Boatswain's Mate First Class Petty Officer on the fan trail of our ship, the USS Mobile LKA115, a gator freighter pulling out of Long Beach. He was making up a few with lead to throw to the peer while mooring. 'Boats' had done about 10 in twice as many minutes, never once looking at them, while carrying on a conversation with a few other deck hands. When they left I asked what is was & what is for, then asking if he'd show me how to make it. He showed me once quickly & went back up to the forecastle where he ran the storage locker. I was a Boiler Tech on the fire room side of our combined space. Got a little flak for tying knots & playing with lines, but I NEVER EVER forgot how to make a Monkey's Fist.

[@user-bh3ew6ii4g]

I love this story!

[@Sierrebrarc]

Same here. I was a Gunner's Mate, and learned from one of the lower Boatswain's, around 98.

[@rogeranderson8763]

I enjoyed your comment about 'Never forgetting how". I learned how when I was about 25 and a few years ago, at over 65 I 'lost something in a tree' ....and tied a monkey's fist just fine....it was a very pleasant surprise. I like to use a lead weight, about 8 oz seems to work. -Veteran '66-68

[@rogeranderson8763]

P.S If you are putting one on the end of a heaving line...do NOT forget to put a half hitch in before splicing the running end to the standing end, it will not fly well otherwise. I do not know why, but I was a deckhand on a shipdocking tug for awhile and found that to be true.

[@Sukiaeo]

Intructions unclear, summoned a tiki god who now wants to throw me in a volcano

[@sirpiken]

Watch this. It'll absolve you of your Tiki sins. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKbVomuipMeVb6s

[@RiggingDoctor]

I’ve always done monkey fists using my fingers as the guide. Your stand makes it so much easier and neater since you can use both of your hands to manage the lines! Love it!

[@fooman2108]

Made a few of these in/for the USN on a couple of ships, the jig sounds like nice way to have to futz with it. The ones that I made went from using a die (like for monopoly) up to a tennis ball (split and put a lead core in it for longer ranges. We had a variety on the ship(s) depending on the range and wind you had to use them. The biggest was literally fist sized, and could travel nearly a hundred yards in a high wind (put one through the side window of the Commodore's official car at what we figured was over 50 yards!

[@kaisersoze9886]

I'm stoned right now and what you're doing looks godlike to me

[@pheature]

same, i forgot how to tie my shoelaces after i was done watching

[@kaisersoze9886]

@@pheature i frigging forgot I had shoes surprisingly

[@ralphwiggum6385]

THE Kaiser Soze? from The Usual Suspects? 🤫🤫🤫........

[@kaisersoze9886]

@@ralphwiggum6385 I can't tell you that let's blame it on keaton

[@Mothman1992]

I learner to make them by hand when I was a kid. No idea if I still could. My cousin and I made them with cotton inside so we could hit each other with them

[@theartistdiamond9397]

USN 1986 to 1991. I used to make these for shooting from a grenade launcher with line attached to haul over mooring lines and for UnRep. I also made lanyards for the Boatswains. All the knots I learned from the sailor's Big Book of Knots, a great book if you are interested in knot making.

[@glenwebster2481]

yes someone else knows what its used for

[@terrydouglas2777]

Another awesome video buddy. I watched another one you made a year ago and then had this one saved to watch. I like watching your videos over others on KZbin mainly because you go at a speed we can follow at home an if I need to pause for any reason I can easily then pick it right back up, and I love the fact my 7 year old grandson loves to watch with me and after we watch it the first time, the second time we try to make this stuff. I find it alit easier if he watches it first so I know he's paying attention to everything you've doing and he caught me going the wrong way once and corrected me, that's a so proud of him moment. Call it a win win for this old Papa. He and I spend quality time together an he's learning about making something from regular straight length of rope or cordage into a useful tool. Thanks again and keep videos coming. We are here watching.

[@TheWeaversofEternity]

Terry, thank you for sharing that with me. It's comments like this that make it all worth while. Glad you're able to spend quality time with your grandson over these projects and videos. All the best to you both!

[@tomkenney5365]

Nice whacker. Just a note: when enjoying (employing) the "fun and novelty" of this project, when the fist hits something solid it will rebound, especially if you swing through, and that rebound can go in unexpected directions, but because of the "maximum retention," it will be in the user's general direction. A 1.5" steel ball monkey's fist to the forearm/elbow will suck. Take my word for it. With this type of weap...umm...impact tool, a 'crack the whip' motion is the best/safest movement, or pulling down/towards you at the moment of impact to maintain control of the ball.

[@donmiller2908]

I'm not happy with the way it's tied. The wrapping around the ball is good, the braided looped handle is substantial, but the ball is attached to the handle with only two cords. Four would offer more security.

[@nickwilliams8302]

@@maxzhao8331 Correct. You'd _think_ something like that would rebound, but they usually don't. This thing looks very similar to a "brock", basically a kind of cosh. The idea is to have only a couple inches of cord between your fist and the weight. How it's normally used is as a force multiplier to the power hand (right for most people) in a regular boxing stance. You wouldn't want to swing the thing around by the end of the cord like a rope-dart or something (which you'd need to be doing to be in danger of hitting your own elbow).

[@jamesheffington3931]

@@donmiller2908 how would you get 4 cords coming out rather than 2?

[@donmiller2908]

@@jamesheffington3931 - I don't know, but I'm guessing that if a configuration can be devised whereas two chords are used, a person can play around with it and figure out a way to have four chords left after wrapping the ball.

[@jamesheffington3931]

@@donmiller2908 I'll think about that & play around with one, see what I can come up with....

[@JJRamirezP]

Good video. We called "heaving line", you tie it to a nylon line, and is used to send a merchant ship's docking line ashore. You take advantage of the weight of the ball.

[@theXEN0KID]

"impact tool" is an innovative way to spell "Mace"

[@HQLYS]

Technically impact tool is more accurate as it doesn't have any spikes or a solid handle

[@blizzyblz7832]

@@HQLYS bruh it was a joke he was just trying to make a few people laugh

[@HQLYS]

@@blizzyblz7832 I know it's a joke like my reply is a fact am saying it doesn't fit the definition of a mace

[@happinesstan]

@@HQLYS Would 'cosh' pass your rigorous test?

[@blizzyblz7832]

@@HQLYS if you knew it was a joke than why did you respond trying to correct him? If you knew it was a joke you would not have to correct him

[@MrNategeo]

got this for my little sister when she was a freshmen in hs , 10 years later she's still got it!

[@Denpachii]

Mine got a breakaway pink kitty key chain knuckle.

[@kdubssolo9111]

I read this as. Got the for my little sister when she was a "Fishermen" in hs. Lol

[@MrNategeo]

@I don't know anything we don't live in the ghetto, i guess

[@Lachrandir]

Okay, coming from an actual sailor, what you are calling a fid is actually a lacing needle, and what you are calling a knotter’s tool is actually a marlin spike, a type of fid. If the marlin pike was wood, it’d be a fid

[@TheWeaversofEternity]

I realize that and I've actually addressed that in this video here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/a2iXhKxqh76Ifdk

[@Ryan40272]

Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought this 😄

[@ZQMBGN]

wanted to make a weapon, ended up in the scouts

[@benth162]

Using that exact same yellow mechanism, I've made my first Monkey's fist about a year and half ago with, like yours, an 1 1/2" stainless steel ball, (it may be chromed for I know). I like how you finished yours as compared to mine, so I've saved your video for future examination if I forget how.

[@thorn9382]

This is like the adult version of those toys for kids where you braid little rubber bands together

[@Yarkoonian]

Oh I used to teach boy scouts how to do this

[@adraedin]

we called it gimp back in the 90s. is that what youre talking about?

[@rogueslinky9537]

Rainbow loom bands?

[@thorn9382]

@@rogueslinky9537 yes

[@greghanson-w3d]

great production. i learned many things, including the hot water which will come in handy for many procedures. i do want to point out that knotters tool and marlinespike are synonimous with "fid" for the most part, while what he is calling a "fid" is commonly referred to as a needle. i enjoy turk's heads, and have only done monkey's fist once years ago, so i look forward to learning to adopt your great techniques. thanks.

[@jasonfoley4677]

That is outstanding. Best one I’ve seen so far.

[@RickCarlson]

I like how you finished it up. I've made quite a few smaller ones for keychains. I did manage to make a larger 7 strand one but always screw up those bigger ones when I tighten them. My line always twists making it look like crap and the lines cross or they end up being bulging on one corner.

[@listofromantics]

Uh huh... "impact tool" for cracking skulls. That's a lovely blackjack you made.

[@Clubs2473]

Id use a 2.5 incher..just to make sure

[@nondescriptname]

Right? I love the disclaimer, as if this has any application beyond ringing someone's bell.

[@livedandletdie]

@@nondescriptname it has, it also functions as a stress reliever, and monkey's fists can have other uses as well. depending on what you use as focus for the impact. Cork and it can actually float. And then it functions as a key chain. And as you don't have to swim to the bottom of the ocean for them.

[@Batmannerz]

@@nondescriptname You could use it to dust off a rug. Useful for cleanly disposing of a corpse you bashed in the head.

[@Hoehne189]

Their original purpose was for throwing ropes for docking ships. You throw a small rope with a monkey fist to drag over larger rope then chains to dock large ships like freighters.

[@smokeyknapp2058]

A great tutorial, and easier to follow w than other Paracord tutorial KZbinrs as usual.

[@TheWickdTrader]

This is knot technology, knot greatness, knot genius, i love it

[@IncapableLP]

What am i watching? How did i get here? Why am i even here?

[@cadepearase822]

same

[@gabrielcox7348]

@@cadepearase822 me too

[@nehlanbinfield1631]

This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!

[@Boxingjedi]

bow to the power of the algorithm

[@grrrexky]

KZbin has been pushing this for a week for me

[@thirstfast1025]

I have so much respect for weavers.

[@esdimoni-w7f]

Thank you very much!!! greetings from Spain!!!

[@steveallen8987]

Wow that jig is brilliant. I always tie mine in hand.

[@deadrockerify]

thought the Mega was sick but I gotta say the Backhand killed it!

[@Yo_soy_111]

Where could I buy that same monkey fist? Thank you.

[@CanadianNewYorker]

That does least a 1d4 +1 damage!

[@lostfound8112]

Im new even have a metal ball but wont even attempt this lol. Very nice work

[@rudmanpaul2812]

The splice must flow

[@TheWeaversofEternity]

He who controls the splice, controls the universe.

[@Dimage666]

@@TheWeaversofEternity Spice.. Not splice.. But maby you can splice the spice... Or would the universe implode?? :P

[@Drewbie176]

@@Dimage666 thatsthejoke.jpg

[@RichardP539]

"Appease the paracord gods" that comment earned the video a like

[@cheechwizard7564]

I was having extensive problems with things like turks heads, diamond knots, monkeys fists and suchlike. Then I bought a tiki mug. The paracord gods were pleased.

[@picashlio3361]

Yay! Slungshot! No longer illegal where I'm from.

[@hattsgamepage5030]

I used an old mouse ball from a dead mouse. it's got just a hint of give but is very heavy and a nice size to make a monkey's fist.

[@mrsavedbygrace2569]

learned this in the Navy '69-'70 in San Diego in the Waterfront Division on a yard oiler YO200. Used them to to get mooring lines to the dock or other ships when re/de-fueling. that handy dandy jig would have really been useful. used a rigging knife with a marlinspike to make them then. things have changed

[@e4t662]

Wasn't "Weavers of Eternity" one of the songs from Spinal Tap's debut album?

[@georgeyoung613]

Wow that is awasom. Great video. Easy to follow along with.

[@fignalforest9985]

This is fascinating. I think it might become my new hobby.

[@thomasshaw2637]

The Monkey's Fist was used by marinas as a weight to cast a line to other ships/shore.

[@ArnoDriessens]

still standard procedure

[@timk333]

right, commonly used a lead ball as the weight.

[@ADKwarriors]

As a side note this looks like it fits the definition of a Slungshot and might be questionably legal to walk around with where you live. It is very nice however!

[@kempbrown6163]

There's about a half dozen states where having one of these is illegal

[@roberthenson6153]

You can buy hollow plastic cores, so the weight is reduced (less kinetic energy to deliver to the target) which would negate its weapons potential to near zero. Then you can have the cool “key chain”, etc with less likelihood of jail time.

[@maxmccullough8548]

It's definatly a slungshot. Though it'd be better with a lead ball.

[@chadtyrone458]

The Flying Dutchman approves 👌👍😎

[@robertyoul]

James Bond refers to this tool as a 'ball scratcher'.

[@larrybethune3909]

Ouch.

[@leomorales5825]

Perdón por mi ignorancia como se llama el soporte donde pone la pelota o canica y de cuánto mm es el cordón paracord m podrías ayudar x favor Gracias espero respuesta

[@jacobkotten338]

I found a really old slapjack recently leather with 2 lead balls it’s pretty cool didn’t know what it was till I looked it up

[@robertclowes1555]

Many thanks for this Brilliant tutorial .

[@TheWeaversofEternity]

You are welcome!

[@The8bitbeard]

Why am I watching this? Possessing one of these is illegal in my state, but for some reason I can't stop watching. BTW, nice old-school Casio digital watch.

[@cheechwizard7564]

I've been thinking. If I were to skip the diamond knot and start the round braid right at the base of the fist and do a long round braid and do a long splice. I could then start the crown know at the base of the fist. Hopefully I would end up with a fist at the top of a semi rigid "stick". Once it's complete (don't expect it soon) I'll post pictures of the completed project. The other option (which I've done) is to tie a lanyard knot between the diamond knot and the base of the fist. This keeps the fist from wobbling a bit more. It's never going to be completely rigid, but it comes darned close.

[@alancotton7766]

Very interesting , but what do you use it for .? I can only think it is to hit other people with and if so why not just put the steel ball in a sock and save the trouble using the rope.

[@Benjamin-pb6jo]

I didn’t ask for any if this!!! I guess I’m into paracording now 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@mannyechaluce3814]

You don't know what to do with your life, don't worry KZbin will guide you through life

[@branhasknowidea]

Whats a good tool so I can start knitting?

[@bIeaq]

idk why this popped up in my recommended, but I'm not complaining

[@vaughanellis7866]

If you live in the UK or somewhere weighted impact weapons are illegal I would suggest that you replace the steel ball with a hollow plastic ball or a rubber/silicon ball of similar size as cops take a dim view of you carrying something that can stove in a skull with little effort, the replacement core is more likely bruise than break any thing.

[@TheEnneagram]

I was gonna say the same thing about illegality. The system I practice uses the ball in a bandana, which is innocuous until deployed, and easily disposed of afterwards, if necessary. The use-case is for multiple (possibly armed) opponents, in order to drop the first two before the third knows what happened.

[@gaijininja]

Brilliantly made video, informative, clear, with a wonderful end product. I have a minor issue with a design feature. Where the ball weave joins the handle braid, there is only two strands holding the weight of the ball. I know true paracord is strong, but it still appears to be a weak spot joining two very strong sections. Would it be better to braid the whole tool with four strands and therefore strengthen this section?

[@MapleCakeTheLion]

My left ear enjoyed this.

[@tombragalone7250]

That was so satisfying to watch, very cool!!!

[@johngaytes-ex7nt]

Beautiful work,,greetings from Athens Greece

[@mykilpee]

So calming, I wish I had tools.

[@maxmccullough8548]

All you really need to do this is Paracord, a heavy ball, something to cut the paracord with and a lighter. I'd start with a simpler project though.

[@ucitymetalhead]

I really want one of those but i think I'd have to have you do it unless I want to have a rage induced stroke.

[@rebelbecky276]

Nice craft. I think I missed something. What do you do with this?🤔 Perhaps a demonstration.

[@rty1955]

What is this used for?? I wanted to see it used

[@RavenwolfFoxtrack]

My folks an I went to the ship celebration in San Diego one year that featured all kinds of sailing craft and a nuclear Russian sub you could tour. One exhibit had a hands on showing of a monkey's fist ball and rope with 3/8's line and a softball for the core. They had a game of chance to toss the ball into a target but it was a scam due to the complete lack of real weight in the fist to overcome the weight of the rope for the thrown distance. My father and I were linemen and we would make our own throw lines for running phone lines through tree lines and tossing lines up a pole to other workers, so we tried the game and got the closest over all others that tried that day, including long time sailors. Had the fist been weighted with like a small cannon ball (as would be normal) we would have easily hit the targets.

[@andrewholway3161]

You can soak them in paint for added impact.

[@Alex-ib6tm]

Will you make a gorilla fist version video with this handle design?

[@Abel_Y]

Is this a weapon to strike random target on the street?

[@N7801Z]

I enjoyed that immensely! Thank you so much. I especially liked the jig you used. I must get one.

[@sanchosgotcha2749]

Do you have an online store?

[@retro-junkie5741]

where can i just buy one or more already made?

[@joepiet]

Threw my share of these on a heevie line , as a line handler on a Submarine.

[@UD_Dave]

joepiet, I was Line 2 PO on SSBN655G. I really liked the old, hard monkey fists. When they changed over to the big orange balls, getting the lines over was more difficult in a stiff wind. I once knocked a sleeping non-qual off his pier-side bollard. Left him with a big knot on his forehead.

[@donmiller2908]

Everything looks beefy except that, at the end of the day, you still have only two strands of paracord attaching the monkey fist to the 4-strand braid. Is there a way to attach more than two strands?

[@rigomortisfxstudios]

whats it really used for

[@tombullard123]

honestly this would be a great dog toy because of how durable and how far you could throw it

[@Gr8Success]

what temperature should be the tap water ffs ??? tell me the temperature !

[@bigjay123]

I made some 'Get Back' whips with those steel rings at the ends. Came out pretty cool.

[@rizzoblam]

ya but why? you must be one of those bikers that thinks public roads are for your play time. let me clue you in on a little secret. if you hit some one or someones property with with your insecurity whip, you will be charged and go to jail. it doesnt pay to peacock around trying to convince everyone how hard you are. how about you just drive your bike like a considerate human instead of showboating around looking for trouble and attention.

[@Jdeneik]

What is this? For hitting ?

[@rodrigograjales5038]

Geniiiaaal.😊😊😊very good.

[@elblazintuna6468]

Used the leash and handle part but added the billiard ball with it and ended up trying 12 passes, little difficult to handle with the bit of extra cord but still came out looking shweet! Super thumbs up to the vid for all the help🖒👍

[@dalespencer803]

Bugger. I did not know there is a tool let a lone a jig. Awesome.

[@wombatburrito5896]

I’ve always made my own drilling holes in plywood using colored pencils

[@BlackKettleRanch]

What is this "tool" used for if not knocking someone out cold with it?

[@AdeptPaladin]

originally, monkey's fists was a sailor's knot that was used to make lengths of rope easier to toss - like say for boarding another ship, or from ship to shore. Usually they were made around a length of lead shot or some similarly 'heavy' object to give it some heft. They could, in extreme cases, be used as a crude weapon though usually belaying pins were more common and just as nasty.

[@jasons5916]

It's used for when you need to throw line between ships or any long distance.

[@SteelBuckeye]

Can’t believe Skillshare sponsored a weapon video.

[@integraonabudget958]

Do you have a place where you sell them

[@HAMZALAKRITA]

that was really fun to watch. subbed

[@magrat3247]

ive first seen one in watch dogs 2 and i fell in love with them ive never owned one though but i might make one one day

[@desperatelyseekingrealnews]

Wouldn't an old PP9 battery in a sock be equally as effective? asking for a friend

[@arnegaratun8337]

Takk!

[@TheWeaversofEternity]

You're welcome and thank you very much for your support! I really appreciated it!

[@stein_the_lynx3284]

i've never done this. didn't really know this was a hobby. but it showed up in my recommended and know i have this skill i guess

[@djstalker5438]

Thank you sir. I can't wait to try it.. You make it look very easy but I'm sure it's harder than I think

[@ziblot1235]

They were used in the NAvy for tying to bowlines. The old Bosun knew how to tie one but he showed me a Turks head instead. Its a part of the old NAvy that is gone.

[@alexzelli3125]

Thank you for making this video so easy to understand. How long does this particular version take to make?

[@garrysekelli6776]

I wonder if this technique could make a hackey Sack? With soft center instead of Steel ball.

[@TheWeaversofEternity]

Pretty sure you could do that, you can always wrap a monkey's fist knot around a round hackey sack.

[@robertdavignon5272]

Where can I buy one of these???

[@Miguel_ON65]

Hi dear. Congratulations for your chanel and for your projects, they are really lovely. I have a question, how could I do a band for holding my guitar when I play it? What would be the best knot? A conquistador knot for example? Perhaps it is an idea for a new video project. Thank you in advance for your kind attention sir. Greetings from Spain.

[@thehorror7135]

I remember when I was in the RN an Italian warship coming along side us used a metal monkeys fist, hitting the superstructure and nearly bashing someone in the head. We cut the line and threw obscenities' back at them.

[@tristanrogers2431]

Will try right now

[@thelastpilot4582]

Very nice but what is it?