Why Jschlatt has to come on this podcast | The Yard

[@delicatheresa]

slime, ur eulogy was one of the most heart-wrenching pieces of writing ive read in months. im sure im not the first to comment or say something like this, and i wont be the last, but you inspired me to reach out to my mom to try to start healing our relationship. i dont know how else to express my appreciation besides saying thank you for sharing. he raised a great human being and that little ditty in the beginning has so much nuance it should be nominated for a short film award

[@hotsoup6296]

@Xena Iska this is not it

[@calebpicconatto4697]

@@hotsoup6296 I've rarely been more pissed off at these bots than in this context

[@emo6577]

It had me in tears by the end. I knew slime was a good writer and really in tune with his emotions and all, but the way he told the story just tore me to pieces. His father sounded like a man I would’ve wanted to meet, to listen to his stories. I’m hoping Slime and his family and friends find peace.

[@mac_sour]

@@calebpicconatto4697 if we all collectively report it for spam it'll get deleted

[@lucasM005]

i read slime's eulogy about his dad and i gotta say it felt a little weird to cry and mourn a man i never knew. but im glad i did. thanks for sharing his stories with us.

[@zachmachtinger1240]

@Xena Iska bro wtf

[@callumstephens5709]

@@zachmachtinger1240 the ultimate hussle lmao

[@zetrix1991]

@@zachmachtinger1240 på

[@ShadowScopeIndustrys]

Slime's Dad was one of the coolest characters that i've learned about in my memory. The Eulogy was a truly touching piece of literature. Thank you slime, and the rest of the yard for showing us this amazing group dynamic, and being so honest with your audience.

[@oobs3059]

@Xena Iska very cool

[@dejiboi]

@Xena Iska bruh wrong place to pitch this

[@ZekeDeLaMeme]

Real talk I know people are goofing and gaffing about Slime's dad but his makeshift eulogy about him was extremely touching, check it out if you haven't, R.I.P.

[@pyther5019]

I'm honestly surprised he did the pod, sounds like he was hit hard

[@roimyboi2375]

It was so good his dad seems so cool

[@Dmrgamingdoesgames]

I dont see it

[@potatoonastick2239]

Not sure if I'm blind but it doesn't seem to be there anymore?

[@Yzandros666]

Loved the stories and it was amazingly written, dude seemed like an american legend

[@kmvcorpuz_7196]

RIP to the greatest guest we never have.

[@aerpods]

These bots

[@TuxeoMelee]

Slime's eulogy to his dad was very sweet. Made me cry a bit over someone I didn't know.

[@YT7mc]

i cant remember the last time i cried, but the eulogy really hit me for some reason.

[@KnightKingu]

The finally part, the climax where he sits next to his dad after the EMT made me think about my family heavily. Beautifully and hilariously written. In the event I outlive my parents and grandparents which is most likely I’ll think back to the way this was written and done

[@Nateberries]

real talk, catching up on these episodes almost 2 years later, and when slime said his dad passed, i paused and immediately began to read the eulogy. time may have passed since then, but i offer my condolences now to slime, miles, and his family. it was a beautiful eulogy you wrote. rest in peace slimes dad

[@Einbinderthehomefinder]

Bruno is haunting me. 20 calls in 30 minuets, yes I’m real we put this commercial on local tv a few weeks before he passed. I loved that guy most interesting person I ever met.

[@AustinJ2]

Thanks for letting them put your commercial in

[@Erico28YT]

Wow I (and the Yard clearly haha) didn't expect this from showing the commercial, makes sense I guess. Hope it doesn't cause too much of a hassle for you 😮

[@Einbinderthehomefinder]

@@Erico28YT no I think it’s funny. I met that guy when I was 18. He lived in a house with my dad and another guy all professional gamblers and geniuses (no one could tie there own shoes). Next day Bruno and I go to a dump casino downtown he presses about 20 buttons on a slot machine like he was playing a flute it starts flashing and gives us the max payout for 1 bet (5 -1 advantage and illegal). We played it until we both went broke. Anyways two months ago he came back to Vegas to helped me with the commercial. Rip uncle Bruno.

[@Einbinderthehomefinder]

@@AustinJ2 of course, people get to see how funny he was.

[@noahmay7708]

@@Einbinderthehomefinder Hope the business is doing well.

[@psychedelicbee5039]

Enjoyed the piece you wrote Slime. Thanks for sharing his stories and legacy with us.

[@Cynd3rXVII]

Slime’s eulogy tore me, and reminded me that I need to tell my loved ones that they are mine. It felt so surreal to shed tears over a man I never knew. And I’m not too sure about the details of his death, but when my grandma’s best friend died, she died in her sleep. I asked my grandma if she was going to go to heaven, being pretty religious at the time. My grandma replied “I think so, she died without pain or any worry in the world. Her dying in her sleep was God’s way of saying ‘she’ll be ok’ “. I understand not everyone takes as much from that as I did and still do, but I hope in saying so that it gives something to anyone. RIP to slime’s dad

[@elgaperks8107]

I know that this comment will most definitely be lost in the sea of thousands but I still want to say how much I appreciate slime and this show, its strange to be sad about words for someone I don't know, thank you slime for all that you do, and for sharing the legend of your dad, Rest in peace

[@gaysara]

I actually sobbed reading Slime's eulogy for his father. It was written really beautifully and reminded me of a lot of the things I go through with my alcoholic mother. Really cool of him to share that with everyone.

[@udontknowme00]

41:19 I’m sorry but Ludwig describing a man getting railed to death by a horse as “getting owned by a horse” is hilarious

[@alliecase692]

I’m a year late & I still want to say Slime, that was incredibly touching & beautiful. Your writing & storytelling is truly remarkable in every sense of the word. That being said, dead dad gang ❤️

[@alexgutz]

Your article about your Dad was incredibly touching, Slime. Thank you so much for sharing his stories with us, I feel privileged to have gotten to know those stories about such an interesting man.

[@jayh.8061]

I lost my dad when I was 18, a couple years back. Didn’t realize slime and I had the same story, having to make decisions for our dead parent when we were far too young. Peaking into your dads life through the podcast and eulogy was a joy. Thank you for your words.

[@soulbeak165]

As someone who lost their dad a few years ago now, thank you for the eulogy, Slime. The things written in remembrance made me recall things that I want to pen down too.

[@sp1d3rn1nja7]

Read the eulogy and it was simply so heartfelt. It truly made me sit back and think about life and those that I truly love. While I never met the man he sounds like a great guy. R.I.P.

[@Einbinderthehomefinder]

He was the funniest person I ever met.

[@dcgamer1027]

Here's the play, send Ludwig a message asking him whatever question, then call him and tell him to respond to the message that was just sent. Boom, no one's happy. Its the perfect plan.

[@noodledude2171]

lmao

[@abbywilson554]

Slime, the eulogy was written so beautiful, it really showed how much you loved him through everything in life. I cried reading it. I hope you come to find peace eventually, what you’ve gone through is so horrible. Sending love to you and your family

[@yungmonsterxs8929]

Rest in Peace Slime's Dad. I liked the way he talked. Slime kinda talks like that too and it's super sweet to hear it.

[@traderjoestar]

The eulogy slime wrote was really great. Glad to have been able to hear about this man through the podcast stories and what slime wrote. Thanks for sharing

[@cw-cn7pv]

That eulogy was the most beautiful thing I have ever read. Slime managed to capture his dad in only a small amount of words. I didn’t even know his dad, or obviously Slime, and I was sobbing. The ending is perfect.

[@joevogl2195]

0:10 Slime's dad mouthing the other guy's lines. lol what a legend

[@Einbinderthehomefinder]

I wrote it the night before we filmed. Couldn’t remember the lines

[@MacAstraL]

the aimen episode he talks to himself, but each version of himself are dressed like the member of the yard who's chair he's sitting in and acts like his impression of them

[@bigz4829]

Slime's dad had impeccably better stage presence than the realtor. What a legend. Rip.

[@Einbinderthehomefinder]

He stole the show.

[@ricochico1144]

"Thanks for letting him make you laugh through me" I'm sure I'm not alone wishing that we had gotten him much more than just a few laughs from random people on the internet, but if me and a few other people laughing at his stories gave him even the slightest bit of joy, then I'm happy. May your father rest in peace, and may you, Slime, live a fulfilling life.

[@QuinnMiller]

Really appreciated slimes eulogy. It's so nice to hear genuine unfiltered thoughts about a imperfect person that he ultimately loves. Unconditional love like that is hard to navigate sometimes, but it is really nice to reflect on and slimes words on it really touched me. Thank you it means so much to me.

[@callumstephens5709]

Slime as someone with a crazy old coot for a dad I have really appreciated you sharing stories about your father and I appreciate you sharing the eulogy, It was beautiful to read.

[@iheartninja]

Ludwig's eyes watering after the gags are how you know it's real lol.

[@markzoomy]

Immediately came to see that intro, and yeah, that ad was truly something else.

[@Z3R090210]

I was genuinely sobbing at the end of the eulogy. While my step dad and slimes dad are not similar...there were parts reminded me of the tragic past my step-dad had a a child-young adult and that I don't really know my step-dad. The part where all he [slime] could do was apologize broke me...because I can myself in that same situation.

[@emo6577]

I came back to this episode recently and was remembering how the eulogy made me feel. I’ve grieved multiple times before and I’ve always felt as though the world was somehow telling I wasn’t grieving correctly, so reading about someone who had a very intense but also complicated feeling of grief really helped. It’s different for everyone, and when we lose our people we have to find our own way after and it sucks and it’s really hard ❤

[@ZorinZato]

Oh my gosh. I have never read anything so impactful. Your Dad is such a legend to this community. Even though we didn’t know him like you did, you cemented his legacy in the minds of thousands. I can tell he was so proud of you

[@nathanrobbins2440]

Really enjoyed the episode, watched the whole way through

[@BrynIE1127]

Eulogy was fucking beautiful, had me in tears, you an incredible writer man

[@andrewrubio671]

Having already lost my mother reading slimes Eulogy brought me to tears thinking about my relationship with my dad and how through the imperfections of all father son relationships there is still a deep love rooted underneath them all. I know you don’t want sympathy slime but I am truly sorry for your loss.

[@ShamikShah]

Slime, I read your eulogy for your dad and it was one of the most gripping and heart-wrenching pieces that I have read. I was openly bawling by the end of it and I have no idea how you must be feeling. It was quite beautiful to hear you talk about your dad and I am glad that you were strong enough to share it with the world. I wish you all the best for whatever you need to do recover. Please don't stop writing, it really touched close to home; you have a way with words.

[@johnspencer265]

the eulogy was a really moving read I was in tears at it and that story will stay with me genuine huge thanks for sharing slime

[@kalabars_revenge]

Just finished reading the eulogy, it’s so well written it’s crazy. I weeped. Definitely read it.

[@strawberryemma]

we finally got the Aiden ep :’)

[@dunkin2it]

this podcast has forced a complete polar shift in my view of ludwig. i’m glad that aiden, slime, and nick have eachother to confirm their experiences with ludwig’s communication flaws, but holy shit i would not have the patience for it that they do

[@Tomiqwi]

RIP to a legend

[@vlad_ussr8390]

I love how just listening to the yard just feels like friends talking together.

[@NotDave_x]

Was literally just checking for a new episode Edit: Just read your message about your dad. Gonna call my parents and tell them I love them tonight.

[@19961997mbrk]

Same, been waiting for this all week it feels like lol

[@katjosephperez8772]

A “you can’t be sober lobby” is a great idea. Back when I played Dead by Daylight, I sacrificed myself for the solo-queue team and the killers more and more often as I was hitting and passing levels of tipsy. I had quickly learned I couldn’t play well with my brain addled, and I didn’t log on often enough to care about a ranking that reset every 30 days

[@ColorColours]

I am wholeheartedly dreading the day I toil over a eulogy for someone close to me. You told us not to offer condolences, seeing as they’d be passing with the wind, words from strangers lacking substance, grazing off deaf ears. I will say this though: thank you for sharing a bit of your father with us. Struggling with mortality and the finitude of life has been a constant over the past few months. Your writing has immortalized a small semblance of his life however, and I applaud your willingness to be transparent and find the humor, as you always do, in a seemingly disastrous existence rife with missteps and tender moments. Thanks Slime.

[@njokvt2667]

slimes piece really did hit home. I know a lot of people have lost family and friends recently. I lost my dad 3 months ago practically, slimes writing on all his dads story and his life made me mourn my dad and his life simultaneously. I wish I could’ve had a chance to hear all my dads stories he told me he was waiting to tell when I got older, out of high school. Grief is a never ending journey, some think you’ll get over it eventually when you haven’t dealt with it, but it will just come out at moments. My dads death wisened me quick. Before I was a mature nuanced person I think, but nothing can replicate what changes in a person when someone they love dearly passes away. Especially this event happening during one of the most important years of high school, when I have to decide my future, it feels weird deciding these things without my dad in mind. Anyway, if anyone actually read this sorry it was basically just a long rant. Love you strangers, take careful of yourselves

[@bubblezz.]

Im aware all the top comments on this video say to go read the euolgy, but seriously, DO go read it, it's really heart warming, and heart wrenching, and just a great story of a mans life through the eyes of his son, RIP slime's dad, gone but not forgotten

[@conrspowrt6691]

Slimes article made me feel things for a man I never knew, Rest In Peace a legend

[@jordonnl]

i could feel the love and care through the eulogy slime, i’m sorry for your loss, that really hurt to read but i’m so happy that you had all of those years alongside him

[@calebpicconatto4697]

Wow, Slime's eulogy for his father was beautifully written, and an amazing tribute to a man I never knew. It was incredibly humbling. Whether the tears in my eyes were based in sympathy and sorrow, or fear of the same happening to my loved ones isn't something I can answer, but it instantly grounded me and reminded me the importance of expressing how much I care for those who are close to me, regardless of how self-evident I think it is. You said you don't want condolences so I won't offer them, but I will leave it at this: if I was religious I'd pray for you, but since I'm not, I'll try and keep your advice in mind - and never take anything for granted. ~R.I.P.

[@GirlDotJpeg]

thats so sad that hes gone, rip to a legend

[@jakemartin3126]

I'm from North County SD and been to the Yellow Deli a ton of times. Hearing Aiden speak about it was sooo accurate, when the waiter literally sat down at the table with us with like glazed over eyes and calmly asked our order it was fucking freaky. Damnnn good food tho

[@jackkraus9805]

Beautiful eulogy, didn't know slime was such a wonderful writer. RIP

[@haramritsingh1519]

I mean he's an English major.

[@yungzohan1608]

The eulogy was really sweet, made me feel something for someone I don’t even know. Thanks for sharing, slime

[@leonstaalenhoef4838]

Please get Miles on the podcast he seems really great!

[@Materialist39]

a full bad melee reunion episode would be genuinely be a blast

[@229chedder1]

Very sorry for your loss slime. I read the tribute and it was very touching. Thank you for letting us take a peak into his unique life.

[@brimmusic4270]

10:15 THE PROPHECY HAS BECOME TRUUEEEE

[@reasarian2482]

Anthony I'm glad to say that I shed tears for your father. I will forever be sorry we didn't get to see him on the podcast, but I am so happy to know that he still lives through you... a recurring guest on Ludwig's podcast. For real though, I am sorry for your loss and hope you are doing well. I will remember your dad through you.

[@quinsey9211]

for the record 13 is federal consent age in japan but each region has its own higher age laws just like state laws in the us. its not at all normal or even legal to do that in japan. kinda a common misconception

[@dejenarate]

whenever I watch this episode, I reread slime's eulogy. It brings me to tears every single time without fail. Thank you for sharing your father with us.

[@masonmitchell662]

If he does come onto the podcast you guys should get him a wheelchair for him to sit in

[@boba627]

Perfect comment

[@tonyniko1494]

And a black turtleneck sweater

[@Holthis]

I always though a metal sarcophagus would really tie the set together

[@SoQuaintAndSimple]

I was incredibly concerned because I thought you were referring to Slime's dad...

[@samsnyder8380]

@@SoQuaintAndSimple lowkey same lol

[@kimbytricia]

Today I’m writing a eulogy for my grandfather. The situation is almost the exact opposite of slime’s. Ive known for weeks that this was coming and I was fortunate enough to be close to him and hear a lot of his life stories. Fortunately and unfortunately due to Covid I couldnt be with him even though we knew he was taking his last breaths. I wasnt expecting to cry over the eulogy Slime wrote but it really means a lot that you showed a very vulnerable and open side of you. Its something a lot of us didnt know we needed and for me at least its helping me survive another day of this hell.

[@Subpar1224]

I just want to say that I read the eulogy Slime and it was beautiful. I cried at the end for it. You're doing great man.

[@reanbowlerd5988]

Wow man reading that eulogy really tore me up, it did a great job conveying the relationship slime had with his father and it made me tear up to read about his passing as well as putting the thought that one day i will have to also lose a parent one day into my head

[@reanbowlerd5988]

Im going to do what you said to do and im going to tell someone important in my life that i love them, ill try to make it mean something and ill try to do it often

[@thomaes751]

I know slime despises the parasocial aspect of being a public figure, but I have to say that eulogy was beautiful and touching, and I was balling by the end of it.

[@noahmay7708]

Bawling*. Unless of course, you were jumping with joy at the thought of the death.

[@Xelarate_]

1:10:25 It's actually real. The devs made the iceberg tippable right before Club Penguin shut down.

[@svenly]

The yellow deli is a trip man. My brother has some stories about teaching the workers about emojis and smart phones just while being there. Major cult vibes in the place, definitely a cult and crazy that they’re so detached from civilization despite the restaurants success

[@undeadmatrix4]

I just read slimes eulogy and man, I’m bawling in my car in a parking lot right now. I hope slime is doing okay now

[@lonelyovaries]

I’m like 8 months late, but I read the eulogy. I’m proud of you, Slime. I didn’t have the opportunity to do it for my mother, but reading the one for your father made me understand something. Thank you

[@st1ngplays]

Slime, I called a few people close to me because of your eulogy. Felt it was the least I could do after reading something genuinely touching for a change. Thank you, and may he rest in peace.

[@anthonymorales5815]

ive seen this episode 4 or 5 times now and only just now read slimes eulogy. It was beautifully written, and i think im going to call my mom now.

[@sorchara9119]

i wont offer sympathy and condolences because he said he doesnt want them, but i will give my thanks for sharing that medium piece. i deeply appreciated it, well written, appropriately vulnerable and impactful. I'm gonna tell my dad I love him today.

[@sunakshisanwal]

Condolences for the legend

[@Openmouthstef]

It was a beautiful Eulogy Slime. I cried at the end he sounds like a very expressive likable guy.

[@noamchemla]

I just wanted to say that I read the eulogy and it's heartwarming to see how much your father meant to you Slime. My comment isn't special but that eulogy is so well written that I had to comment something. May he rest in peace.

[@EgoistTheMoon]

50:40 "but think about this, I am worse than you, I am worse than you, you are better, I am asking you for help and I need you to help me because you are the better player. And when I asked you the better player for help, you just said no" Best quote from this podcast

[@DolphinaLF]

Holy shit, that eulogy felt like an entire screenplay. You have a way with words slime. May your father rest peacefully.

[@bofiabuff4263]

slime, thank you for sharing the eulogy with us all. you are truly an incredible writer, it moved me to reflect upon my own relationships. i’m very sorry for your loss and hope that you find peace.

[@nhancin]

Funnily enough in Utah we actually already have a company named Five Wives. It's a Distillery in Ogden that is known for their vodka. I've also seen "Five Husbands" from that company during Pride month.

[@cobogent4586]

The fact that jshaltt is gonna come onto the podcast makes me wake up every morning on thursday and check KZbin from the times of 7-10Am in hopes of seeing this

[@froggyhao_world]

Rest In Peace Slime's dad, I hope you're winning it big in heaven

[@love2612]

slimes eulogy literally made me contact my dad for the first time in months, we've been on bad terms lately but it made me realize how little any of that really matters.

[@kernalmustang260]

did I just get an embedded ad on this video?

[@Drawfield]

For the wordle segment: the only way I knew Knoll instantly when I got the k&L is because it’s a office furniture company and I have to use their furniture for work… and by instantly it took me 4 rows.

[@somskis5188]

Slimes eulogy of his father is beautiful

[@classicclaudia]

Slime's eulogy was beautiful. Thank you for sharing your stories about him. After reading the eulogy I have been thinking about slime's dad throughout the week. Definitely hit me in some way.

[@benwilcox6377]

I never comment and I really don't want to but I feel obliged to. Thank you Anthony for the eulogy. I never was able to hear one for my grandpa and like you mentioned, "I never really knew him". It helped but made me cry. Thanks brother

[@stanelyunicorn]

nearly finished slimes story on his father but have to give it a break cause this hits hard.

[@jeremylaforge6194]

Thank you for sharing the eulogy slime, A really powerful piece of writing that meant a lot to me.

[@XxGUNTHER27]

Bro when Aiden was talking about the yellow deli that was hype. Where i went to college there was one and there is a hulu documentary on their cult called the twelve tribes. I used to go there all the time because its 24/5. They are usually in college towns to recruit college kids who are too scared about their future. Foods good asf tho lmao

[@TheTJHayes]

I remember when one opened up in my hometown like 6 years ago and looking in to the cult thing. My friend and I were wanting to go try it. On the way to town I remember that there wasn't a person in sight, not a single car on the road. I started joking about how the yellow deli was poisoning the food and that's where all the people went, but then I started to believe what I was saying because when we got to town it was a ghost town. We still ate there and enjoyed it but all I remember is the irrational fear of everyone in my town being murdered by the new cult restaurant that just opened... Good times

[@snavarro103]

Slime; your eulogy was heartbreakingly beautiful and real in all the right ways; I’m sorry for your loss

[@TheRenegadem]

One of the best eulogies I've ever read in a time where I've read far too many. Thank you for sharing your father's legacy with the world.

[@Max-xd9tc]

that eulogy has me bawling. I get to see my dad tomorrow and I'm so fucking grateful. Thank you for sharing your father with us slime.

[@gabriellee1045]

Slime, I know you said you did not want condolences, but I just can not give them. I am sorry for your loss and will take your words to heart and will always let my family know I love them and never forget. Thank you, and like I said, sorry for your loss of someone who sounds like anyone who would meet him would love him.

[@calebgatten9101]

Thank you for the ugly cry slime I’m sorry for your loss but happy for the time you got with him and the support system of friends around you

[@rainerroybal5093]

It seems like slimes dad always liked making people smile, and it makes me happy to be one of tens of thousands of people who have been affected by him, even in the smallest way possible. No one can ever truly grasp the number of people they have impacted, but I hope that in reading all of these comments, slime can have a little perspective on how his father indirectly made the day of so many people. And even if slime's dad might've not known, I hope at least slime can go to sleep knowing that by posting the eulogy, he in turn helped his dad spread his dad make atleast the days of one person. Thank YOU❤

[@centient1327]

We got a yellow deli in Oneonta... I didn't know they have so many locations. Yep, that's a cult.

[@jonas1015119]

"the Disney Fast Pass video of NFTs" is so incredibly accurate, both just wont go out of my recommended

[@VincentDoesntSmoke]

Slimes thing he wrote was amazing. I read the whole thing. Rip slimes dad

[@NobodyTroll]

How? Where?

[@DarkenedVibe]

@@NobodyTroll check his twitter it was a couple days ago