Thief Simulator VR but I am a hopeless thief

Thief Simulator is the one game where I struggle to be a bad guy
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[@dannystirling5458]

You can’t be that hopeless, you managed to steal my heart.

[@BloodyCarolina]

DANG IT DANNY YOU TOOK THE WORDS OUTTA MY MOUTH

[@sugoistalin7809]

Look just because he drugged you, cut open your chest, took your heart and sold it for money doesn't mean he's a good thief.

[@potatogames5410]

@@sugoistalin7809 I mean if he managed to do THAT and the person is still alive he would be a GREAT thief.

[@tyrosine87]

@@potatogames5410 Yeah, but this is Kevin. People die. He's not the greatest gamer, but he is to us :D

[@tyrosine87]

@@mankymax117 You're wrong, and everyone knows it :D

[@hellodoink]

even in VR the "do i push or pull the door open" dilemma exists

[@isla2593]

I’m convinced the devs didn’t make them two way to mess with people

[@spaghettisauce9643]

This is how sims life looks then you choose “kleptomaniac” trait

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

That’s true

[@dillonc7955]

This is how Fallout 3 looks like when you run a high level pickpocketing character.

[@mygonvega]

don't know what a cleptomaniac is but i know what a kleptomaniac is

[@geemcspankinson]

🎶Kleptomania🎶

[@Tony36271]

?

[@potatogames5410]

Considering Kevin is such a bad driver in game, I'm convinced he hit himself with the car.

[@patrickkennedy7972]

Never looked at it this way

[@egehanyigit1124]

Makes sense

[@_Cetarial]

Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself.

[@DeadOGChannel]

Filthy furry

[@IamaPERSON]

@@DeadOGChannel treat others how you want to be treated.

[@finno5827]

Kevin: Crashes Car into tree at high speed Car: repair cost 2$

[@jlco]

literally rolls car over repair cost $1

[@user-oo3oi9ki2j]

@@jlco Just like real life

[@ihavenosoul4162]

@@user-oo3oi9ki2j in a Parallel Universe

[@seandunne4931]

Does a barrel roll off a cliff $3

[@AS-qi9mb]

"I was just seeing if you were naked, I'm not a thief, I'm not!" Because Kevin being a window peeper is so much more classy lol

[@anahill2366]

"please don't panic, I'm not here to steal your shit. I am just a pervert, rest assured."

[@adynnar]

Kevin: Complains about getting hit by a car Also Kevin: Hits pedestrians with cars in video games more than anyone I've ever known

[@secretlybees]

it feels good to be the one in power

[@potatogames5410]

Vengeance.

[@ammagon4519]

What if some of them also became a youtuber? And also hit other people with a car? Does the cycle continue?

[@rurichan1036]

Most people are scared of robbers breaking into their home. But Kevin, the robber, is scared of the people he’s robbing.

[@izickmoore7209]

yes

[@silic8873]

I mean he would be scared if he was robbing his own house

[@Ougerosity598]

The screams and, "FREEZE" line is mixed WAY louder than any other sounds in this game. Had to turn voices WAY down to not make it a horror game when I played. 😂

[@ahobbit1273]

Kevin wanting to steal the kid's drawing: "It's the one thing you can't replace"

[@mattmatt21930]

A man of culture I see

[@Astrobay13]

Kevin: "Oh money" *picks up money* *instantly drops it again* "OH, MONEY" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rockercaterrorencountered4924]

I love that whenever it switches to Kevin all we can see is the back of his head. Riveting gameplay. 11/10 professional KZbinr.

[@Ilivepuppys]

If you have used VR you know that you have no idea what way is what in that thing. Sometimes you don't even know when you may accidentally walk fun experience though

[@rockercaterrorencountered4924]

@@Ilivepuppys I know. It was a joke.

[@nah2673]

I just randomly hit something while playing vr cuz my dumbass can stand still

[@amberyoung9162]

I'm just imagining Kevin wandering out of his apartment with his VR gear and accidentally breaking into a neighbor's apartment, accidentally becoming a real professional thief.

[@GothBiDemiGirl]

He lives in an apartment? Are you sure? What do the neighbors think?

[@HeartMemory93]

"Oh Lord, this feels so real!"

[@dr.fandom2648]

Kevin: *starts driving car* Also Kevin: 'war flash backs'

[@lordofcocacola349]

"I'm obviously just a little bit chunky." me too Kevin, me too.

[@24GramsOfSteve]

SEX NOW!!!!! SEX NOW!!!

[@24GramsOfSteve]

@Thanos_Is_A_Big_Fat _Grape NOW!!

[@xlSw1ftBlad3lx]

Imagine how terrifyingly it would be to see a mad man smash your window and wrench it open, then tear through your house while screaming at the top of his lungs only to turn invisible after getting to your bedroom

[@TheCaucasianWithoutTheCauc]

8:47 Kevin: *somersaults a feckin car* Game: "Repair cost $1"

[@jlco]

Probably just money that fell out of the car, and he didn't bother repairing anything.

[@KillerShadow18]

The lady must be scared that thief is swinging a crowbar like a madman

[@qzeq]

He wasn't there to steal her property. He was there to steal her heart. And sell it to his friend Jim.

[@IamaPERSON]

@Juan Cortez Muro reported scumbag

[@Stuntman707]

"Aw, why can't I steal stuff of sentimental value?" haha

[@breakdancebdan]

LIKE a madman? He IS a madman.

[@thewhiteboar3840]

@@IamaPERSON Snitching in the comments of a thief simulator. You already lost before you began mate.

[@Lee-wb5yx]

Kevin accidentally playing a horror game is entertaining because his intentions of being the monster is turned upside down

[@pumaplays6143]

I’ve never heard Kevin sound more panicked when getting into a car and breaking into a house.

[@EtrnayDad]

*playing with shadows* "I'm a crocodile roaarrrrr" *realisation* "If I get caught I think I can get away with an insanity plea heheh"

[@jordankahl8327]

“I feel like a boomer.” -Kevin, playing VR for his KZbin channel

[@can0cringe]

Kevin, you’re not a bad thief. You stole our hearts, didn’t ya?

[@christianscellerato5193]

Hahahaha! It's funny cause it's the same message as the one above!

[@can0cringe]

Christian Scellerato : I _know~_ Aren’t we sOoo original? [and if you couldn’t tell, /s. This is meant to poke fun at us.]

[@cvspvr]

@@can0cringe i have a better joke: kevin, you're not a bad thief. you stole our hearts, didn't ya?

[@default6274]

The last time i was this early Kevin was jumping around wearing a Spider-Man costume.

[@Hannah-k8m]

Same though

[@MaiaMirabell]

Last time I was this early Max and Kev hadn't even finished the "Way Out"-series....

[@miskapiska2188]

No not this again plz my hart cant take more

[@TheBaredface]

Last time I was this early Kevo was in cowboy boots and singing.

[@04AC31]

Lavenza that profile pic is fucking amazing who needs to see when you haven’t even existed in a year

[@potatogames5410]

"I'm taking this toaster it's probably worth a lot" Toasters are rare objects. I'll give you my life savings for it.

[@alkohollik]

Who needs life insurance when you can have a t o a s t e r

[@potatogames5410]

@@alkohollik Exactly!

[@SwirlSweets]

Time to invest in toasters

[@sneezingsuspense]

Bitcoin who? I only invest in toasters

[@russianname2986]

Al Kohollik yeah and if you get into any debt you have a way to get off without paying a cent

[@Tha_Protege_BA8]

“Don’t steal that, Stealing is wrong”-Kevin (As he stuffs stolen TV into his Subaru Hatchback)

[@zeinabpoladzada2206]

"*gasps* tv! And nice tv! Where bag? There bag." "Camere, that go in bag"

[@simulacrumdei6462]

“I played this game before but not in vr“ Oh don't worry we all know youtubers have it rough you gotta do what you gotta do

[@syren4068]

“I’m a little gremlin” - Kevin 2019

[@obiswancajoley18]

"Heeegggghhhh!" I honestly love when he does that

[@shadowredhog6596]

Kevin: breaks into a house Also Kevin: call the cops because a house is being robbed

[@kahnatohru1906]

"I cant tell trash from my fashion sense" that makes 2 of us kevo

[@LukeVeach]

5:06 Holy crap you can hear the sheer PANIC in his voice!

[@JustinY.]

_Intro shows Kevin waving his controllers around_ *Like it or not, this is what peak performance looks like.*

[@onjo6746]

Oh lawd you here

[@fionnanlynch4566]

He's already here

[@Robby23567]

Reply to me plz

[@IamaPERSON]

@@fionnanlynch4566 and so are you.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@Robby23567 just did

[@potatogames5410]

"I'm a human trash!" So that's why you're my favourite youtuber. You're relatable!

[@potatogames5410]

@Thanos_Is_A_Big_Fat _Grape Idk.

[@potatogames5410]

@Thanos_Is_A_Big_Fat _Grape I've never heard of that, but you probably have. You're not going to see any more new comments from this channel anymore, anyway.

[@tredwan291]

You are a furry so you are human trash

[@ZSchrink]

Kevin's self-deprecating chaos is amazing! 😆

[@mally--wally6323]

Scariest thing you've ever done? Kevin: Robbed people in Vr

[@Spamlum]

If Kevin robbed my house, I would invite him over and give him some coffee.

[@potatogames5410]

Me too, but tea because I'm British and me attempting to make anything other than tea is basically me committing arson.

[@theatricsymbolisationoflife]

Same😂

[@blookygang]

Same

[@Typicallyplayin]

Yup😆

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Well Feck, should I break in then?

[@Bellandora]

"Trash is full, come back tomorrow!" was hilarious.

[@adenward3266]

I think Kevin yelling frantically "GET OUT OF THE WAY" is the funniest thing I've ever heard

[@Ducky_1987]

Imagine being home just chilling, and hearing your window shatter and Kevin charging through the house yelling “WHERE ARE YOU COME HERE” thats nightmare fuel lmao

[@kayladamour]

“The computer is so hard to use I felt like a boomer” made me choke on my drink

[@AshleyGarneau]

Kevin: Does a barrel roll while driving Repair bill: $1

[@Kaybug150]

5:07 - "Get out of the way! GET OUT OF THE WAY!" My favorite part of this video. I watched it dozens of times over before even finishing the video itself. :P

[@mainaccount3087]

This is by far the most enjoyable VR gameplay I've seen on the internet. Would be even better if we can see more of Kevin struggling with the setup irl

[@smilemore1997]

You always make my day Kevin! Thank you so much for everything you do for us.. I want to speak for everyone when I say you sure are a sight for sore eyes.. I've had it really rough the past few years but I believe I can always come to you for comfort..

[@scarletbard6511]

Watching Kevin's energy go from playful and confused, to shouting as he's careening off a cliffside, is quite nice.

[@NOmAbb]

To think that millions of years of evolution has led to this. Lol

[@panic8085]

Perfect, isn't it?

[@darkzz577]

You're the funniest guy on youtube

[@theatricsymbolisationoflife]

True

[@oscarljungstedt6088]

Damn true

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Feckin amazing

[@chris_htepo]

Meh

[@jackcutter2]

Nah. Dunkey is. Jontron is just above Kevin in 2nd place and Kevin is 3rd

[@akufromthefuture7159]

This looks amazing. You should try "pigeon simulator" and "i am fish" Funniest damn games this side of untitled goose game

[@CapitalShmungus]

Your VR content is my favorite content of all time. Please make more. It’s like a holiday for me when I see this shizz.

[@dannystirling5458]

Happy belated birthday Kevin, hope you had a good day off!

[@sidhackney8831]

I love how Kevin's audible panic is so much stronger here than in most horror games

[@clodflower]

I dropped my phone and Kevin said "Oh god, I'm struggling here"

[@advancetotabletop5328]

Hopeless until he plays a detective game. Then Kevin steals everything in sight! :D

[@TheIrishDino]

Local Cork resident arrested after robbing neighbours house, claims he was "in VR"

[@IamaPERSON]

More on the news at 11.

[@Glue.Man.]

@@IamaPERSON RTE news does news at 12pm 5pm and 9pm so u are wrong then again idk virgin medias schedule but.. U are wrong somehow

[@Glue.Man.]

Dino he's from Middleton BTW so the news would say man in county Cork midleton arrested last night for theft ECT. Advantages to being from Cork

[@IamaPERSON]

@@Glue.Man. what the heck are you talking about? I was playing along with the joke.

[@Glue.Man.]

@@IamaPERSON me big brain

[@arthurjvnb]

"This is Thief in VR. I played it before, but not in VR". So many interpretations 😂

[@theassassinbeast4455]

This video actually had me crying with laughter, "get out of the way, i can't turn" 😂😂😂

[@ellenmental]

3:27 You know someone’s an excellent driver when they’re reaction to getting in a car is “HAHAHA, ohh this is a big mistake”

[@alyssareyes7400]

weird how you’re a hopeless thief yet you’ve stole all of our hearts

[@christianscellerato5193]

Hahahahhahahaha! It's funny because it's just like the message above!

[@chaigantic3687]

By far the best video you've ever made

[@jtaylor1084]

"Yes, I'm human trash" god if that ain't me

[@louisegraham9390]

Rewatching some of his videos and came across this one and just about passed out laughing everytime he got into the car 😂😂😂😂

[@kellie3128]

He’s got all our hearts in that backpack

[@Kaybug150]

One of the great things about the Call Me Kevin fandom - it's one of the only places where we can make fun of someone who was hit by a car, and that person just jokes right along with us. :p

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

"Oh this looks like a nice house to rob" **Dives out of his moving car Vice City style**

[@klaudiag2777]

Kudos for making this Monday a little bit more bearable 👌

[@bowman1701]

Kevin: "why was the alarm on while you all are at home", he says breaking and entering into the people's home in broad daylight.

[@LexNonARegeEstViolanda]

This is so cool. When Kevin said he was kinda scared in this VR game, I felt that too. The POV was scary because of the weird driving and the game doesn't prevent you from falling. 🤣

[@sinner9192]

*89% of this video was Kevin being a disaster* *the disaster that we love of course*

[@liongames2594]

Happy Birthday Kevin!

[@CC-oo8mo]

Why does this guy make me laugh without telling any jokes

[@domtavis4653]

He suffers for us He is so inept that even playing games is his suffering

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

2:12 it takes a bit of practice but you'll get used to it, love your vids btw!

[@reisysv.felicitysumeragi3490]

*rolls his car down a hill* "Repair cost $1" Me: what the actual feck

[@chikenloveswomen]

Kevin: turn on the "end-gine.' Someone: sir this is a McDonald's drive-thru

[@rangerleaf1505]

Oh my god I can see it so clearly😂

[@katelynkevorkian8658]

I love getting to see the behind-the-scenes flailing action - so realistic! Also, as a tall VR designer, I feel your pain with that table...

[@Emily-re3td]

I feel like Kevins catchphrase should be "I'm SO ANGRY" based on the amount he says it

[@Lordfaarquad3]

The best part is just kevin driving

[@noterobrine9921]

Kevin trying to pull a push door really makes me question humankind

[@RAMROD1847]

I gotta admit these videos where you watch other people playing games have never been intresting to me... then i met the kevin. Your awesome mann keep up the good work!

[@jacobnewman5079]

If Kevin tried to rob my house I would give him stuff out of pity.

[@docette2015]

I love how the game is VERY SPECIFIC about what you can break and how you can break it. XD It's like -- the dude's trying to ROB the place, does it really matter which window he shatters? And seeing you flailing about with all the VR stuff is always good for a laugh. XD

[@burnsshipps455]

Is this how jim gets so many “friends”?

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Probably

[@potatogames5410]

@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens I mean you should know. Shouldn't you?

[@IamaPERSON]

@Juan Cortez Muro no one likes you because you self promote.

[@femboyskeleton9150]

@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens more like bore Ragnarok 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣💯💯💯😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🙊🙊🙉🙉🙊🤭🤭🤭😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹👻👻😸👻😸😸😸😹😹 😐🖐️🗡️⛪😢😢😢 Suicide is not a joke get help

[@Wupster1]

One of your funniest videos in a while! Loved it.

[@harleyyy4893]

“I’m a crocodile rawr” hehe ❤️

[@freddy9023]

Please do more VR! This is exactly what I needed today. Thanks Kev! 😂😂😂

[@cryoa1956]

If Kevin ever robbed my house I’d probably just give him my stuff out of sympathy.

[@emileepitkin5995]

The amount of times i almost spat my soup out from laughing is astounding

[@forthesen818]

Best Thief Award 2019-2020

[@mr.platypus280]

you obviously aren't too bad of a thief, kevin, as you've already stolen my heart

[@jebowens4274]

5:25 Kevin recreates his tragic accident.

[@Cute__Noob]

I have never seen Kevin so frustrated it's hilarious 😂😂

[@dudeman3606]

"Ah yes, a dumpster! I'm human trash!"

[@Cloverfr]

You are not a hopeless thief Kevin, you already stole our hearts

[@rurichan1036]

*Kevin, we both know you could only get to that level of expertise with experience.* *Do you rob houses when your videos get demonetized? Be honest.*

[@UnfunnyFigs]

Wow what a klutz! I shall have to show this to Margaret as this was quite a humour filled extravaganza and left me in stitches!

[@jhy8212]

Thief Simulator but I just spin around in circles.

[@deez678]

Happy Birthday Kevin

[@nikkiesona]

Day 207 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

[@steeldollhouse5805]

I laughed harder at this video than anything else I've seen on the internet recently. More VR, yes please. More VR with the camera on you at the same time, ABSOLUTELY YES.

[@xninewxw7559]

The last time I was this early I wasn’t even born yet.

[@JukeboxTheGhoul]

Okay, Boomer

[@Ilivepuppys]

Okay. Boomer.

[@24GramsOfSteve]

Okay, boomer

[@treepotato9273]

All I can think watching this is "enhance your calm". Like 3 minutes in and I cannot deal with your panic levels.