10 ways to quit your band

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[@emilypaige9295]

The funniest part is that he actually kept track of the picks he borrowed

[@the_boss2044]

Nah the fact he thinks we will believe he has got a girlfriend

[@semjj1]

So true

[@CExpress420]

They always do. They pretend to lose them. Lol

[@brodie.for.fun.]

You mean "borrowed"

[@zaferoph]

I mean yeah... nobody does that.

[@RudyAyoub]

This is humorous Jarving

[@DanB-sh3wt]

Hey its Rudy Ayoub the worst youtuber ever, go comment on different videos bro

[@Hellzapopp1n]

@@DanB-sh3wt I'm not familiar with him or his videos; what about him sucks?

[@DanB-sh3wt]

@@Hellzapopp1n i actually love his channel, it's a joke where you say his videos are shit whenever you watch a video. All satire.

[@Hellzapopp1n]

Dan B 0809 Oh, I understand. From a quick glance his channel seemed decent at least. I’ll check him out and make sure to call him shit :)

[@pogikoshet9351]

@Ghetto HAHAHAH

[@NikNocturnal]

That pick table smash hit me in the feels

[@trytufeindu8194]

Stop commenting everywhere

[@level101]

@@trytufeindu8194 #FuckOFF

[@broondjongen]

Heavy riffs should be A STANDARD in your life

[@brothersinmetal1922]

How picks were LOST?! NEVER TO BE HEARD FROM AGAIN!

[@henrywallace1732]

@@broondjongen I wonder if anyone else got that XDXDXD the dad jokes are on point.

[@lowercase3635]

How to quit a Christian band: “I feel like the lord is calling me somewhere else.”

[@park3r61]

hahahahahaha "im still fighting drug addiction so i will take a time for myself"

[@luizalves8071]

Or "dunno guys Satan sounds more rad"

[@WarHero56]

Hahahaha Norma Jean. "God told me I needed to go a different direction" - At least The Chariot is a good band.

[@sumwunukno2540]

lmaoo

[@phantomechelon3628]

@@luizalves8071 Yeah - just walk into rehearsal one day and say, "Lucifer came to me last night and told me to write this song".

[@bruhman2045]

"I slept with your girlfriend" "what. why? why would you sleep with your sister?"

[@pranshubhagat9926]

Michael Vessel, you serious bro???

[@ohyouthought6042]

I spat out my drink lmao

[@starrk2716]

Alabama.

[@based_kujoproductions]

r/holup

[@MyOwnSummer_]

Sloth Demon stop. Please don’t do this to yourself

[@AdamNeely]

1:11

[@Porbei]

Why does this only have 7 likes?

[@jjj-qj8lu]

@@Porbei couse it's the "lick". And it's a meme

[@Porbei]

I-IV-V I forgot to add only my bad

[@mitchinatr7093]

Oh hey Adam.

[@damon4751]

@@Porbei 137

[@sergeyilyn4603]

11. Like Lars Ulrich: *HE FOCKING LEFT THE BAND*

[@drgenki6491]

.!

[@boogienights77]

LMAO

[@boogienights77]

@@mrplut0 Its a metallica reference, is that what you don't understand? Sorry to sound rude.

[@lilJimmyJim]

@@drgenki6491 you forgot "Ngyeh???"

[@ej22_gc86]

I seriously wanted to see this in the vid lmao

[@thegreatsoutherntrendkill272]

How to quit a black metal band: "I got saved".

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Faking an injury" >Basically everyone in the NBA

[@tonyacasdrummer]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache and every soccer match.

[@Sooth0]

Basically everyone who plays soccer

[@natasapetkovic5211]

Basically Neymar

[@zapper4945]

Natasa Petkovic sometimes I set my TV up vertically so I can see him stand up

[@bussin9913]

Don't you mean soccer?

[@wxsteria3451]

*Plays the lick Girlfriend: I’m pregnant Absolute mad lad

[@ejtamayo5317]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rockstarfilminginc.2493]

Jared: "I slept with your dad" Other dude: "tcdjhfvvdkvstjdtcut"

[@raymondbauer2152]

Lmao

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

Top-notch onomatopoeia

[@grant9005]

hey, you saw the video too!

[@3BlackStripes]

Was that Kmac?

[@k0nv0i56]

0:31 Hello darkness my old friend You'll never find those picks again

[@rexvermis]

I'm fan of the ol' "Creative Differences" route rather than just explaining everything that I find wrong with the band that I'm in.

[@EnvisionedBlindness]

Lol I've done this to a group of guys who were 10 years older than me, letting me write all their music after being a band for a year and me only being involved for a month. It was pretty sad, the worst part is they wanted to play a bunch of cover songs but would refuse to drop their tuning so i ended up having to waste time arranging songs in B standard tuning that were suppose to be played in drop a. Sad excuse for a band.

[@mrdylanhyatt9715]

"Creative differences" is the musician's equivalent to "it's not you it's me"

[@WarHero56]

@@EnvisionedBlindness On 7 string? Like they wouldn't drop a single string? That's so fucking lazy lol. Also you can get away with playing most standard songs in drop if you just can't tune mid set for some reason. Good thing you got out of there.

[@davidfrank2824]

I really never realized how much drama there is when someone has a band. A good friend of mine started a band and they were actually doing pretty good. They even had the local radio station playing their songs. Then within one week everything changed. First the lead guitar player quit on a Monday my friend was able to replace him pretty quickly with another friend who was familiar with their music and helped write some of it. After that crisis was over that Thursday the drummer quit and after that happened my friend's wife gave him a ultimatum either stop performing with the band or she would leave him. By the next day on Friday his band was completely gone and unfortunately his wife stayed with him. I'd love watching your videos it's hard not to have a smile on your face after watching it.

[@project17production]

Are they still together?

[@davidfrank2824]

@@project17production no they ended up breaking apart everybody thought they were more important than the other. It was kind of sad to see your friends and ended up like that especially after they were doing pretty good.

[@project17production]

@@davidfrank2824 That's really Sad

[@humanperson3779]

His wife giving him a ridiculous ultimatum like that is a pretty good reason to leave her

[@infamousinferno2506]

Jared: "I slept with your dad." Me: *Daddy Rock* ;)

[@enigmaticbeing7703]

Lmfao

[@batflashzyzz]

Lmao

[@porcelina5834]

Now that’s cursed right there.

[@Spacecookie-]

Me: Ugh, not again!

[@ksnsjjdkendjd9217]

r/cursedcomment

[@napkinsingh]

“Don’t say doin your wife don’t say doin your wife don’t say doin your wife...” “Ummm... doin your... son?”

[@wj2music]

*YTIRUEYEISGDGSJDCBDLSJSUSJ3YEYEKDRJV*

[@theyhaventfedmesince]

Peter Griffin. Lol

[@TheFlameBladeWielder]

when this started i legit though jared has split screened himself in twice

[@Jargonloster]

Same. I think I just saw the backwards hat and assumed it was Jared without looking closely.

[@henrywallace1732]

Oh thank god I'm not alone in thinking that lmaoo

[@pandaboipetsandmask392]

Same xD

[@THElarry27]

"I slept with your....dad?" *inhuman screening*

[@lukasznowosielski]

"He F***ing Left The Band!"

[@djaybmk]

Classic Lars...

[@twistedwizard9100]

Hnyeh

[@gh0stdem0n666]

fÖÖking*

[@jacklalor3672]

He föcken left the band!

[@H.E.M.]

You can say fuck on the internet

[@skatertita]

0:31 Welp. They're never finding those picks again

[@muhammadirsyazman8389]

2:17 Kirk hammet leaving exodus in 1983 (colorized)

[@Enraged-vu2vb]

Muhammad Irsyazman fellow muslim metalhead

[@ryanportino9857]

Jordan Fish

[@fotismonocheir1446]

exodus>metallica

[@attempt58]

@@Enraged-vu2vb not everyone named that is a muslim, and not everybody who watches jared dines is a metalhead.

[@jshooa4840]

Better frazing (Ik I misspelled that, please correct me) Kirk Hammett exiting Exodus

[@aprilfjckadcfhf910]

2:07 Ringo Starr leaving The Hurricanes for The Beatles (1962 colorized)

[@kat2543]

Lol

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

Yeh

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

AmethystSlumbers I am an ex-beatlemaniac

[@nukulardragon3891]

Jared: i slept with your dad? Other guy: *unintelligible demonic doom metal screaching*

[@AzaleyaReid]

Me: _walks in_ *"I quit."* *_leaves_*

[@tristenandrew2265]

“Go to college” John Kiffmeyer, Green Day’s First Drummer Before Tre

[@badhshagafoor5694]

I think he regrets it now

[@tristenandrew2265]

Badhsha Gafoor He played with them again a few years back in their hometown. They played songs from the first album 1039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours

[@demetrisloukas8586]

@@tristenandrew2265 He still quit one of the most sucessful bands ever. But I really can't think of Green Day without Tre

[@tristenandrew2265]

Δημήτρης Λουκάς Agreed

[@billiejoeeyelash]

@@tristenandrew2265 Not to be that guy, but that wasn't their first album, but merely a compilation of their first two EPs, 10,000 Days & Slappy, and their actual first album, 39/Smooth.

[@stormybadtype1diabetic244]

Anyone gonna mention Jared and Austin's wedding lol

[@franciscomilacher9329]

I just scrolled to the coments to see if someone else saw it lmao

[@stormybadtype1diabetic244]

It was quick, but I knew someone else would see that shit lol

[@habibahmift]

Didn't expect that, but that's hilarious 😂

[@timo1672]

i thought about that too xD

[@mide8845]

l o l

[@frogtownroad9104]

1:11 *Adam Neely wants to know your location.

[@ningthalockdownedition3124]

the legendary lick

[@EBjeebies1081]

Andrey Makarov The L I C C

[@melonheaded]

@@a_makarov only Adam neely subs understand that

[@ianp2410]

I’m so glad someone noticed props to you good sir. I tip my hat to you, one legend to another.

[@firehawk7934]

3:59 the language of sleep paralysis demons

[@lclccl]

Just *focking* leave the band *SKOM intensifies*

[@seyanasokere1529]

[ michcio] Lars Ulrich join the chat!

[@godzillapunisher9912]

HE ----ING LEFT THE BAND! -Lars Ulrich

[@turdferguson9942]

11 - Choose KZbin over the band and then when you make a "ten ways to quit your band" video don't even mention that as one of the ways.

[@brutalnecrodude6667]

“Dave you’re out of the band”

[@thatoneguyfromthatoneplace9515]

'What, no warning, no second chance?"

[@MichaelD8393]

"What no warning? No second chance?!" 😂

[@oliverholland1205]

You're*

[@snoopcat9351]

Good lord Lars,at least give me a chance

[@kailraider1307]

😂😂😂 I can't

[@viovalentine273]

You forgot the: never appears, never write back in Bandgroup, never take the call, till everyone has forget him.

[@sini6754]

And that's exactly how I quit my band.

[@RikaFurude6969]

@@sini6754 xD

[@dust10g]

getting married or having a kid is diffintely true in my own experience

[@TheMrsaintevil]

Right in the feels

[@nipulkradmsinatagras8293]

Same here

[@eyelove_owlcity]

How to properly quit your band: Quit and say "due to personal reasons"

[@blairbird8022]

I'm so happy for Jared and Austin. They're a great couple.

[@ethanlee9692]

3:16 "can we still use ur mom's house 4 practice or wut" XDD

[@LISTEDGames]

Missed these skits from you Jared. Love you. Keep at it

[@godofthestairs3851]

It's so good to see this type of content back, thank you Jared

[@Ruthann0351]

#7 - set the practice space on fire was my favorite. I think the old timey silent movie style really fits with Jared's goofy personality and all the crazy, over the top faces he makes. As always, ❤ and keep up the good work.

[@nickjimenez6138]

Its been so many years ago but i was in a band and we had spent two years getting a following locally. One of the owners of a club that we had made our home wanted to manage us and set up an east coast tour. Would be driving a station wagon and towing our equipment but for us we felt like we were really starting to take off. We were to meet at the club to sign a contract with the owner in a couple days, he was going to bank roll a demo and so we could have something to push while we were on the road. When i told my wife, we had just had our first child, she said if you go we wont be here when you get back. Our drummer, who to this day is and was one of the greatest drummers ive ever played with, had recently gotten engaged and his better have told him basically the same thing. We never signed, we slowly broke up over the next year and a half. 5 years later i end up divorcing my wife anyways. For a long time i beat myself up over what might have been. But you gotta let that crap go, it will kill you. Focused on my kids and myself and im a happy man. But every now and then i think i wonder what would have happened if...

[@serpentstudios7768]

Best way: Never join any.

[@KhayJayArt]

Epic life hack

[@ethyn_0520]

Actually the elite way is: When at your first gig that just happens to be in the centre of Paris, sing/play just slightly of key, not enough that your audience can recognise, but the pitch-perfect egomaniac that’s playing the piano does and kicks you out when you get back to England. That way the band feels like they did the right thing, no one will ever no why you were kicked, and you want have to officially leave. Now you start a solo career, be more popular than them, and get them to be a side act at your first tour, that just happens to be in the same park in Paris. And you open with the same set you played with them. And then they realise it’s you and that they have been played from the start.

[@aguywithacamera8376]

U inspired me to quit my band! Wish me luck... I'm burning the stage.

[@josephberrios6056]

"I sleeped with your dad" "Jokes on you I dont even have a dad"

[@joshjosh6541]

I liked when he played the lick Edit: licc

[@SamsonTheMaid]

11. Just like Kurt

[@29nik82]

Isn't that bit passive aggressive?

[@vka2167]

😂😁😑😯😢

[@boogiepop924]

I don't get it please explain 😂

[@SamsonTheMaid]

Kurt Cobain , he kissed da shotgun

[@boogiepop924]

@@SamsonTheMaid oh hahaha😂

[@SquilliamDrums]

0:57 When grandma falls down the stairs...

[@danenorment]

Jared I really enjoy your blooper videos. You should post more of them. Keep up the good work. Love the content.

[@AngelikusDeo]

#8 actually happened in my life. My two vocalists were offered to play in a bigger band in the capital with hopes of playing overseas. So they left 3 days later after they told me without even bothing for a replacement. We lost all our shows and out-of-town gigs. So we started again from scratch with new vocalists and we even got bigger than before. Them on the other hand sufferred under a cruel tyranny from their band leader, got lesser cut, and did not even made it abroad. To top it off, all bars in their strip was closed for cleaning (it was a tourist spot and was becoming dirty all those years it hadn't been cleaned). They went home even more broken, sad, penniless and no band. Lol. #karmaisabitch

[@hansolzy]

amazing content

[@FuzzImp]

Why does Daddy hit me: He quit the band

[@jackcarrowack5681]

Jared: *wears Dance Gavin Dance shirt.* Me: I see, you are also a man of culture....

[@alvaroskito6548]

1:11 Jared sneaking The Lick

[@markopolo2224]

isn't even a sneak

[@kikkmark1509]

Jared: I slept with your... Dad? Bandmate: *Demogorgon sounds*

[@Mr.Goldbar]

1:11 never thought Jared will ever play the lick. SOMEBODY CALL ADAM NEELY!!!

[@chazjohnson7282]

I don’t mean to bash on any videos, but as far as the “10 Whatever the Hell” Videos, this one is the most unique and funny one Jared’s done in a long time. A lot of them have very similar jokes and always the same camera angles. But this one is a fresh take with new interesting jokes that are pulled off differently and as far as camera work, completely switching styles frame to frame and being unique are dope for a change! It’s so sick to see Jared evolving and pushing his work! I love this video and whoever is his videographer is doing great trying new things as well. I love it and am hella proud!

[@anndynegative]

Damnit Jared, for the last time, leave my Dad alone!

[@footlongrat2755]

2:33 “close your legs it stinks” 😂😂

[@starwolffan13]

I've fallen and I can't get up

[@lfrost53123]

I misss yourr

[@1leech]

Anus

[@alibiforchaos4352]

To truly be in a band and be an artist you can't be tied down you have to be free 💯 I've been single for years I've put all my energy into playing music I chose this life style some people just don't have the time or busy with family this thing of ours music you have to put all your attention into it I freaking sleep with my bass next to me I play 3 hours a day if you ever want to be successful in music it's a 💯 or nothing..

[@drewajv]

1:10 T H E L I C C

[@fabianvanderelst9643]

I just love how you are coming up with new funny content again so often! Reminds me a lot of your older vids :)

[@SanfilippoAngelo]

Video very good

[@knetmann7461]

I‘m so glad you’re making this kind of videos again

[@Juroxa]

Aw geez man, Rudy would have needed these tips a while ago

[@philconey11]

Bro, I'm pretty sure I've seen your hi-hat up at 10,000 feet while I'm flying my plane. That things higher than snoop dogg on a regular wednesday night.

[@CarrionSmile]

Next video: 10 Ways to buy a guitar on eBay

[@wreams2964]

Jared: plays the lick *Adam Neely has entered the chat*

[@kalebhendrickson7672]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a bit😂😂

[@Unknown59657]

When you actually need this video

[@jaydahleehighfold3362]

Wife: guess what. Boyfriend :what Wife:I'm pregnant Boyfriend:.....

[@johnboleyjr.1698]

I know someone whose drummer (Calmly) quit the band he was in the afternoon of the night they were to play HOB Dallas. One of my first bands ended up breaking up when the guitarist was dumped by the bass player. The moment he told me she left him I already knew it was over. Really wish she hadn't left town after that, she was a great musician, played bass and piano, and could sing, and since I wrote most of the songs, and could cover all the guitar parts, he was technically redundant. Plus she was absolutely gorgeous. I had an amazing singer who slept with one of my girlfriends, he was less replaceable, until the cocaine took a hold, which eventually led to the admittance of sleeping with my girlfriend. Fun fact: same band. Bonus fact: it all went down about one month before being offered recording time for an EP by a major label. fml

[@WeBothAreMonkeys]

I'm sorry if someone has already commented this but 1:10 "the lick"

[@captaincrab2862]

I quit my band cause me and my friend who is the drummer got into a fight, plus I lost the spark to make music about 3 months before the split. I quit back in may and I honestly don't regret it cause I've had a hell of a lot more free time.

[@natasapetkovic5211]

3:15 Yoko Ono has joined the chat

[@Aruk02]

2:16 the way Austin is playing OML xD

[@vaudvillevillain_]

jared: I slept with your GF Mysterious voice: Its aight Jared: I slept with your dad? Voice: *FURIOUS*

[@Horseysforlife]

Thank you so much for bringing this up, i've been trying to get out of my teacher's grasp for a while because he's been giving me bad mental thoughts Finally, i can be free from my mental ward 😞🙏

[@BigMarakas]

1:10 THE LEAK IS REAL

[@ernestogarcia3193]

I was wondering why I hadn’t seen any Jared videos, unsurprisingly KZbin just decided by itself that I shouldn’t be subscribed to him anymore. Happy to say I’m once again a subscriber

[@travisspaulding9540]

I got a modern warfare ad that had enter sandman playing 😂

[@alexirose8270]

Travis Spaulding saaaaame 😂

[@camzz3457]

Nice

[@travisspaulding9540]

bizu Chettri 🤔

[@mrflipperinvader7922]

1:25 the non chalant blinking makes it better

[@albedoss]

No one: Gerard Way on March 22nd, 2013:

[@lemonytibbits]

Oof

[@placyd]

He's married and had a kid Still released an album with his band in 2010

[@jakobhaglund958]

Jared Dines playing the lick! I've been looking forward to thos

[@dioxatistar8263]

The editing at 3:06 though......

[@tydawg51123]

If you look up your favorite band, look up an early album or just some old news, you can probably find old documents and interviews with the band when they were still a little underground.

[@HamzaKhan-mf1nc]

HE FOCKING LEFT THE BAND?!!

[@lovefan7694]

That licc sounded thicc

[@LiliumGD]

Jared: *take your stupid picks back. your a bassist you don't even need them* Ashley Purdy: *uses picks to play bass*

[@DuncanDonuts586]

1:02 my back is BROKEN!!

[@BenAck912]

Maybe that snare drum, too.

[@crystality_y]

1:47 Rick Allen lived through this, you can too, Jared

[@scottyd2262]

That was gold !!!! Our drummer quit at the gig !!! It was an outdoor gig.... He hid in the bushes !!!!!

[@tonyacasdrummer]

I have seen all of these happen.

[@HeavyMetalKittenx]

tony castillo LOL must be interesting to watch the drama unfold

[@stephendonovan9084]

I’m most interested in the guy who slept with the dad

[@tonyacasdrummer]

Stephen Donovan girl.

[@theevildrummingsithlord1492]

Even the fire one?

[@tonyacasdrummer]

Manthan Shah In a building with a bunch of practice rooms there was one idiot that caught his room on fire.

[@desharalove]

Number 8 cracked me up 😂😂lmfaoooo "from the top"

[@gruggerduggerhoose]

The gallagher brother. Have a 16 year long abusive relationship between yourself and the singer and batter lumps out eachother with guitars and cricket bats before sacking it half an hour before a show.

[@TCS_Aquatics]

When I was about 16 I was playing in a nice little garage band with friends and we were pretty good. I was also going to therapy and they put me on some new meds and I got alot more bold and confident. So one day I asked the singer if we could play some stuff I liked like Primus, RHCP maybe some Rage Against the Machine instead of just constant three chord grunge band stuff. And he proceeds to tell me "That's not really what we are about...." So I was like "Well, this band isn't really what I'm about anymore, I quit." and left practice never to return lol.

[@sebastianubeda8363]

0:00 Jared Dines talking to Dared Jines

[@TeKaMOTO]

Oh I have a good one! Get ghosted from practice for a few months, pick up your gear from the practice space without telling anyone and move to another city. Bonus points for getting a text from a band mate asking where your gear is because they are about to practice and the gear isn't there.

[@SatsJava]

His face look like "death stranding"

[@Gia_Mc_Fia]

My husband had to quit the band he was in because he moved away from getting a new house in a different area. Was the band Black Hare in Oregon.