Things Not To Say To Your Wife Song

Things Not To Say To Your Wife If You Want To Stay Happily Married

[@BlueberryMomoko03]

A kid at church camp sang this at the camp talent show. One of the freshman boys from my church was sitting shocked as the other kid sang. It was about the funniest thing I had ever seen.

[@meritz59]

OMG... think I pissed myself...btw.... best solo EVER!

[@l.salisbury1253]

+Gord Merritt I know! His "solo" gave Hendrix a damn good run-for-the-$$$

[@ormbaggen]

isnt this just a copy of the riff from the song "Good Riddance" - Green Day?

[@sparishwis]

**The alternative lyrics are what makes it funny... not the fact that it's a Green Day song. ;]

[@jimforgrave6365]

....youre briliant

[@BlahBlah-ps2uc]

Gord Merritt no it's not

[@AceVoyage]

This song is the reason i got divorced..... My ex did not appreciated this when i played it on her birthday....

[@joeschmo7317]

+AceVoyage Wow ! On her B- day....So your the reason the divorce rate is 50%.

[@laughingachilles]

In fairness some women would have laughed, and those women are the ones you want to be with.

[@garystewart5856]

Guessing you got her a treadmill then lol

[@bowhunter4096]

n64wilbert a fuckin men

[@beardospcgamesstuff4522]

n64wilbert humanity sucks in general.

[@rosamaryrickman6580]

The hesitation tho when he said " I bought you a treadmill."

[@kdvincent1982]

I played this video at my wedding.

[@earnestcann8844]

nice

[@kishinpower3317]

10/10 best wedding in the history besides the star wars one

[@Qaydum]

Kenyon Vincent nice job

[@christianrhansen1990]

Kenyon Vincent did she like it xD?

[@mattbyrne4173]

How was the divorce?

[@theatrequeen8849]

my music teacher will sing this often. mostly at choir

[@ggsword1139]

I think It's hysterical ... I am a woman AND a wife and I approve of this song!!

[@alexsmirnov1919]

If you're a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife These are the things you don't say to your wife... HAHAHAHA :D

[@thetravelinsagittarian1316]

Lmaoooooo 😂 💀👍👍😂

[@blueskymhb25]

"I did the choreography myself" LOL! My favorite is " Happy anniversary dear I bought you a TREAD-MILL! Solo! Ok!

[@TheOneTrueKaliban]

He left out the most important one; "Yes, Dear."

[@SohnvonChristus]

What's wrong with that? It refers to her endearingly and gives assent to what she's asking. Why would a woman have an issue with that? I don't understand.

[@auntiegliz737]

That's a must-say, not a don't-say. :-D

[@xioncifer9941]

That one of the things you DO say to your wife. Any married man knows that that is one of the Sacred five lines.

[@xfactor98765]

These are the things that will get you took out. the whole "does this make me look fat", "no, dear, the 12 donuts you ate make u look fat.." argument is grounds for justifiable homicide in most places.

[@Tico2858]

no, theyre not, so just shut up and enjoy the funny song

[@xfactor98765]

Tico2858 Get a sense of humour. Of course not. You have obviously never been married. These are indeed things you don't say to your wife.

[@WeChallenge]

jesusfreak9999 Amen to that, some questions especially between husband and wife are loaded and should never be answered.

[@xfactor98765]

True, true.

[@thetravelinsagittarian1316]

Lol!

[@kittykatbella6420]

As a woman what do you think, out of all the things that he listed, is the worst thing for your husband to say to you? My answer: I taped it over our old wedding video.

[@briannabaker244]

Happy anniversary I bought you a treadmill

[@kittykatbella6420]

I like treadmills

[@jamesrozier4042]

i bought u a cook book now go make dinner

[@kittykatbella6420]

He didn't list that

[@glen7318]

have you gained weight on your rear end?

[@TumbleTrashOfficial]

lol "solo 'patwang' okya"

[@AirborneAngel]

I'm a fan of Green Day myself, but even I found this VERY AMUSING!!! I'm STILL laughing!

[@GooglFascists]

"Honey why is my toothbrush wet?" "Oh I cleaned the toilet rim with it today, but I rinsed it off good." (Things wives shouldn't say to husbands).

[@thetravelinsagittarian1316]

Lol!!

[@Solutions3000]

ROFL... Well, too late. You've let the proverbial "cat out of the bag".

[@MrBignick88]

i know a guy who said something he shouldn't have to his wife if you see him call missing persons

[@Joshy05]

He sounds just like the greenday singer!

[@glen7318]

He does a bit!

[@ArtByKarenEHaley]

Dat solo tho I find this hilarious. Maybe because its true haha

[@glen7318]

And funny...Love the "while I watch this fishing show..>"

[@13DOVEHUNTER]

I love his comedy show he is so hilarious and the best thing about it is that he does not have to swear in every sentence for people to laugh at his show

[@redluca56]

To your WEEEF, that's what it sounded like from the second instance onwards.

[@JacquiCrawford]

hilarious song....he does it well...can't stop laughing...

[@SpartaBrown]

Truth

[@MathewHargreaves]

Jackie Mckay hilarious 😊

[@kerrysweeneychase4195]

I loved the beginning when you said I did the choreography myself and when you said if your a man who wants to live a happy life these R the things you don't say to your wife. I love all of your videos please make more so I and my family can laugh more often when we see or hear your videos. I loved when you said where did you get those shoes I think there pretty lame and when you said that dress reminds me of my old girlfriend if your a man who wants to this a long and happy right these on the things you don't say to your wife I planed a camping trip on your birthday I didn't ask but I knew it be okay.

[@lisaohai4133]

I love this. It's made me laugh so hard. Great humor!

[@jillanderson2596]

LOL!!!! Happy Anniversary dear I bought you a drill is what I heard....more than one anniversary....LOL!!!!!! I have a good sense of humor!!! I returned a few of them........

[@danallured5806]

is there any youtube videos where i can learn the solo to this song?

[@auntiegliz737]

LOL!

[@DocGreenePrivate]

I know that's right! LOL 44 years and counting

[@SomethingReal1119]

I saw this guy on tv one night...I believe one of those religious/Christian channels (??), and thought he was HYSTERICAL. He did not curse ONCE, did not say anything offensive, and was roaringly funny! Loved it!

[@klaritydawn]

Bahaaahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is SERIOUSLY FUNNY man!!!! LOVED IT! Thanks so much for the laugh!

[@VinDcator]

I haven't laughed out loud like this in a while! Thanks for this!

[@eileeneclark9011]

8/4/18.....Great song & full of advice---if you LISTEN!

[@callmeservant]

I love this man he's so funny that I can't stand it!!! Solo....*flink*....okay.

[@Chach5253]

"flink"????? BUAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA.....TIP!!

[@ethanallen4917]

the original song is "Good riddance" by Green Day

[@bimbld]

WE WANT MORE FROM YOU....LOTS MORE FUNNY SONGS PLEASE...TOO FUN BUT SERIOUSLY LOVE YOUR VOICE AND MUSIC AS WELL..

[@thesmithsquadvlogs2018]

this is a green day cover

[@thesmithsquadvlogs2018]

+Fugazi331 yea it is

[@1968stumpy]

Tim Hawkins he is a Christian singer/comedian

[@curbro3467]

Not sure why you guys aren't using the word "Parody"? It is a textbook example of it.

[@xtechnomusicofficial]

+Curbro34 someone with some sense!

[@williamallan5791]

it's not a cover, it's a parody

[@nzephier]

lol "solo! *one fret* ok" funniest part, u expect like a cool decent solo, then he just plays one note, and thats it. funny as hell.

[@fortniteisass5187]

“I taped it over our wedding video” Ouch.

[@bowenho2717]

Man can I dance I love it very nice funny make me laugh can't stop love it great job!!!!!!!

[@gypsyfoster125]

Love it !!!! Obviously you learnt the hard way !! Lol 😝

[@paulamiles9559]

I loooove the Billy Jo Armstrong impression

[@sawyerstone1316]

Now way! I never would have guessed that had you not say anything! Where did you pick up your observation skills!??????? You are so SMART

[@thewordoftruthblog]

Tim, you are great!!! Blessings upon you! :)

[@REXY1157]

hahaha this is my favorite comedian

[@jonnymomentum3843]

This is absolutely brilliant.I shared it to my Facebook page,so you know.It's gotta be good...:D

[@tinabastarache2674]

lol shared this on facebook and tagged my friend we cant stop laughing

[@MIZARRULES]

@shino1209 Good Riddance (Time of Your Life). It's on the Nimrod album originally but can also be found on International Superhits.

[@BBQFlavoredJesus]

No, it's from the song Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) by Green Day off their album Nimrod.

[@rogerpaull6178]

My wife loved her treadmill for our anniversary!

[@metal220]

+Roger Paull I got my wife a yearly paid for diet plan she didn't like it, should of got the treadmill I guess

[@rogerpaull6178]

metal220 well my wife actually begged me for a treadmill lol

[@songsalieri]

yes, Katheryn Lloyd, this is a parody of Green Day's song Good Riddance, and a very good one.

[@yeretzimoreno5362]

gotta love that solo tho lol

[@queenbunny5434]

is it just me or does sound like time of your life by Green day.

[@roddyjo.76]

+Katheryn Lloyd yes. it's a parody of that song.

[@roddyjo.76]

+Katheryn Lloyd yes. it's a parody of that song.

[@ImSorryYouFoundThis]

+Katheryn Lloyd dumbass

[@hqztonners]

+Katheryn Lloyd Wel,,,,, DUUUHHHHHHHH

[@kdvincent1982]

It's called Good Riddance, not Time of Your Life

[@D3MoNyX]

That solo got me good...........

[@aadivah]

i love the solo.. i love this song

[@BaconWrappedCupcake]

I love how @ 1:28 he hesitates.

[@NajaHall]

Just damned genius! Comedic genius!

[@TotalAnimeFreak456]

I am so posting this on my fiance's FB page XD

[@andypaul382]

Holy lockdown thank u 4 bringing this song

[@MrOgrrre]

I wish I'd heard this song back when I was married. :D

[@helendreyer5156]

no doubt he's been married for more than a year. excellent!!

[@asdfghjklzcbmqwrtui]

i bought u a treadmill.all ways gets me cranked up.hahahaha

[@blindasbat509]

Only been married 11 months but the list of "not to say" go on and on and on

[@jyotipethe]

The plus side is, the guy is remembering birthdays and anniversaries :)

[@wendiwatson8742]

I saw this about 4 yrs ago but its still funny.

[@PercyShaw81]

yes haha love the solo!

[@Crazymofoinamajikbox]

I'm playing this at my brother's wedding in September :) Can't wait

[@sgtcrab1]

The best days of your life..............used in the last eppisode wrap up of seinfeld

[@erinb707]

It's fine to say any of these things to a woman you just met, or who you've been dating for years and never intend to marry.

[@budkelly2300]

Yes, only say things to your wife that she feels like hearing at that particular moment. Simple enough. Any questions?

[@billivey3426]

That’s all true....and funny. I had a cap,a few years back,that had on it....my wife yes..my dog maybe..my gun never.She ain’t here no more.

[@KittyPurrsMistress]

holy shit... clever witty great advice for most husbands very very funny.

[@frogys10]

once i get married im sending this video to my husband/fiance............just so he knows the guide lines ;)

[@writerchick2]

I'm LMAO! My husband actually bought me a treadmill the day after I gave birth to our son by c-section!

[@KEYO_87]

"These are the things you don't say to your wiiiiiieeeeeeeeee" Lolz.

[@AdamSwiggitySwooty]

this guys awesome. i love all his skits

[@spacemonkey-fj8cu]

MY WIFE SAID KEEP TALKING--I HAD TO SLEEP SOMETIME

[@heenimangu4083]

Love the songs of yesteryear AND the jokes MORE please

[@josephroufs3929]

GREEN DAY!!!!

[@AllenMowery]

The song is "Time of your life". It's by Greenday.

[@cassimettler3307]

One that he could have added, which I heard for 13 years on a regular basis and which got REAL old REAL quick, "I had a girlfriend like that once." I finally had enough of hearing that phrase and told the now ex husband....My, you've had LOTS of girlfriends.

[@ushtemanushteunchaga]

I learned yesterday that when your 300+ lb wife mentions her possible outfits you don't correct her saying that past size 6 there's no such thing as a "little black dress." Man did that start a fight!

[@FirelordHouses]

That was the best solo ever.

[@AtillaDK]

Hillarious! Thanks for uploading :)

[@songsalieri]

ok I found him, his name is Tim Hawkins. I haven't checked out his other stuff yet, but I do plan to check out Tim Hawkins Comedy channel.

[@viennav5752]

I love his kind

[@chrysmurray5929]

I almost fell off the bed laughing!!!

[@garydupuis]

This guy is completely hilarious!!!

[@jakobyost3915]

So true. From my dads experience.

[@samuelzetterman]

1:26 you can make this one even better just by saying it on the wrong day

[@EmmaSpyker]

Singing this in my school talent show with my friend for our male teachers

[@00selzen]

We've come a long way from "Put Another Log on the Fire". Tompall Glaser rest in peace.

[@sandybedard1182]

Awesome song

[@Creeperzom90]

Best parody of Good Riddance FUCKING EVER

[@sparishwis]

Awesome brother!! LOVE IT!!

[@nathanielhellman6952]

This made my day

[@katiebulloch2617]

It's called Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) by Green Day.

[@jamesdelatorre6424]

Had to watch it more than once!

[@RyleeRover]

the solo is the best!!!

[@LB0206]

Did he somehow forget how to pronounce "wife" while singing? Still hilarious though😂 . . . And extremely accurate - for most anyway. Some just might see it as a compliment, if you tell them they "gained some weight in [their] rear end". Who knows?

[@Southeast_Asian_Devil]

*Happy Anniversary I bought you a treadmill* LMAO

[@kotetsuMH3]

No way!! I love this song! ya know.... green day.

[@TrickDaddyNiCK]

"solo!" (12th fret 3th string bend to 15th) "ok!"

[@wendiwatson8742]

I love this guy. Hes hilarious.