Things Not To Say To Your Wife If You Want To Stay Happily Married
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@BlueberryMomoko0312 жыл бұрын
A kid at church camp sang this at the camp talent show. One of the freshman boys from my church was sitting shocked as the other kid sang. It was about the funniest thing I had ever seen.
@meritz599 жыл бұрын
OMG... think I pissed myself...btw.... best solo EVER!
@l.salisbury12538 жыл бұрын
+Gord Merritt I know! His "solo" gave Hendrix a damn good run-for-the-$$$
@ormbaggen7 жыл бұрын
isnt this just a copy of the riff from the song "Good Riddance" - Green Day?
@sparishwis7 жыл бұрын
**The alternative lyrics are what makes it funny... not the fact that it's a Green Day song. ;]
@jimforgrave63657 жыл бұрын
....youre briliant
@BlahBlah-ps2uc6 жыл бұрын
Gord Merritt no it's not
@AceVoyage8 жыл бұрын
This song is the reason i got divorced..... My ex did not appreciated this when i played it on her birthday....
@joeschmo73178 жыл бұрын
+AceVoyage Wow ! On her B- day....So your the reason the divorce rate is 50%.
@laughingachilles8 жыл бұрын
In fairness some women would have laughed, and those women are the ones you want to be with.
@garystewart58568 жыл бұрын
Guessing you got her a treadmill then lol
@bowhunter40968 жыл бұрын
n64wilbert a fuckin men
@beardospcgamesstuff45227 жыл бұрын
n64wilbert humanity sucks in general.
@rosamaryrickman65807 жыл бұрын
The hesitation tho when he said " I bought you a treadmill."
@kdvincent19828 жыл бұрын
I played this video at my wedding.
@earnestcann88448 жыл бұрын
nice
@kishinpower33178 жыл бұрын
10/10 best wedding in the history besides the star wars one
@Qaydum8 жыл бұрын
Kenyon Vincent nice job
@christianrhansen19907 жыл бұрын
Kenyon Vincent did she like it xD?
@mattbyrne41737 жыл бұрын
How was the divorce?
@theatrequeen88498 жыл бұрын
my music teacher will sing this often. mostly at choir
@ggsword113911 жыл бұрын
I think It's hysterical ... I am a woman AND a wife and I approve of this song!!
@alexsmirnov19199 жыл бұрын
If you're a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife These are the things you don't say to your wife... HAHAHAHA :D
@thetravelinsagittarian13165 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooooo 😂 💀👍👍😂
@blueskymhb2512 жыл бұрын
"I did the choreography myself" LOL! My favorite is " Happy anniversary dear I bought you a TREAD-MILL! Solo! Ok!
@TheOneTrueKaliban9 жыл бұрын
He left out the most important one; "Yes, Dear."
@SohnvonChristus9 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with that? It refers to her endearingly and gives assent to what she's asking. Why would a woman have an issue with that? I don't understand.
@auntiegliz7376 жыл бұрын
That's a must-say, not a don't-say. :-D
@xioncifer99416 жыл бұрын
That one of the things you DO say to your wife. Any married man knows that that is one of the Sacred five lines.
@xfactor9876510 жыл бұрын
These are the things that will get you took out. the whole "does this make me look fat", "no, dear, the 12 donuts you ate make u look fat.." argument is grounds for justifiable homicide in most places.
@Tico285810 жыл бұрын
no, theyre not, so just shut up and enjoy the funny song
@xfactor9876510 жыл бұрын
Tico2858 Get a sense of humour. Of course not. You have obviously never been married. These are indeed things you don't say to your wife.
@WeChallenge10 жыл бұрын
jesusfreak9999 Amen to that, some questions especially between husband and wife are loaded and should never be answered.
@xfactor9876510 жыл бұрын
True, true.
@thetravelinsagittarian13165 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@kittykatbella64209 жыл бұрын
As a woman what do you think, out of all the things that he listed, is the worst thing for your husband to say to you? My answer: I taped it over our old wedding video.
@briannabaker2449 жыл бұрын
Happy anniversary I bought you a treadmill
@kittykatbella64209 жыл бұрын
I like treadmills
@jamesrozier40429 жыл бұрын
i bought u a cook book now go make dinner
@kittykatbella64209 жыл бұрын
He didn't list that
@glen73189 жыл бұрын
have you gained weight on your rear end?
@TumbleTrashOfficial8 жыл бұрын
lol "solo 'patwang' okya"
@AirborneAngel11 жыл бұрын
I'm a fan of Green Day myself, but even I found this VERY AMUSING!!! I'm STILL laughing!
@GooglFascists9 жыл бұрын
"Honey why is my toothbrush wet?" "Oh I cleaned the toilet rim with it today, but I rinsed it off good." (Things wives shouldn't say to husbands).
@thetravelinsagittarian13165 жыл бұрын
Lol!!
@Solutions30004 жыл бұрын
ROFL... Well, too late. You've let the proverbial "cat out of the bag".
@MrBignick887 жыл бұрын
i know a guy who said something he shouldn't have to his wife if you see him call missing persons
@Joshy058 жыл бұрын
He sounds just like the greenday singer!
@glen73187 жыл бұрын
He does a bit!
@ArtByKarenEHaley8 жыл бұрын
Dat solo tho I find this hilarious. Maybe because its true haha
@glen73187 жыл бұрын
And funny...Love the "while I watch this fishing show..>"
@13DOVEHUNTER12 жыл бұрын
I love his comedy show he is so hilarious and the best thing about it is that he does not have to swear in every sentence for people to laugh at his show
@redluca567 жыл бұрын
To your WEEEF, that's what it sounded like from the second instance onwards.
@JacquiCrawford10 жыл бұрын
hilarious song....he does it well...can't stop laughing...
@SpartaBrown10 жыл бұрын
Truth
@MathewHargreaves9 жыл бұрын
Jackie Mckay hilarious 😊
@kerrysweeneychase41958 жыл бұрын
I loved the beginning when you said I did the choreography myself and when you said if your a man who wants to live a happy life these R the things you don't say to your wife. I love all of your videos please make more so I and my family can laugh more often when we see or hear your videos. I loved when you said where did you get those shoes I think there pretty lame and when you said that dress reminds me of my old girlfriend if your a man who wants to this a long and happy right these on the things you don't say to your wife I planed a camping trip on your birthday I didn't ask but I knew it be okay.
@lisaohai41337 жыл бұрын
I love this. It's made me laugh so hard. Great humor!
@jillanderson25966 жыл бұрын
LOL!!!! Happy Anniversary dear I bought you a drill is what I heard....more than one anniversary....LOL!!!!!! I have a good sense of humor!!! I returned a few of them........
@danallured58067 жыл бұрын
is there any youtube videos where i can learn the solo to this song?
@auntiegliz7377 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@DocGreenePrivate7 жыл бұрын
I know that's right! LOL 44 years and counting
@SomethingReal111911 жыл бұрын
I saw this guy on tv one night...I believe one of those religious/Christian channels (??), and thought he was HYSTERICAL. He did not curse ONCE, did not say anything offensive, and was roaringly funny! Loved it!
@klaritydawn10 жыл бұрын
Bahaaahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is SERIOUSLY FUNNY man!!!! LOVED IT! Thanks so much for the laugh!
@VinDcator9 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed out loud like this in a while! Thanks for this!
@eileeneclark90116 жыл бұрын
8/4/18.....Great song & full of advice---if you LISTEN!
@callmeservant10 жыл бұрын
I love this man he's so funny that I can't stand it!!! Solo....*flink*....okay.
@Chach525310 жыл бұрын
"flink"????? BUAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA.....TIP!!
@ethanallen49178 жыл бұрын
the original song is "Good riddance" by Green Day
@bimbld9 жыл бұрын
WE WANT MORE FROM YOU....LOTS MORE FUNNY SONGS PLEASE...TOO FUN BUT SERIOUSLY LOVE YOUR VOICE AND MUSIC AS WELL..
@thesmithsquadvlogs20188 жыл бұрын
this is a green day cover
@thesmithsquadvlogs20188 жыл бұрын
+Fugazi331 yea it is
@1968stumpy8 жыл бұрын
Tim Hawkins he is a Christian singer/comedian
@curbro34678 жыл бұрын
Not sure why you guys aren't using the word "Parody"? It is a textbook example of it.
@xtechnomusicofficial8 жыл бұрын
+Curbro34 someone with some sense!
@williamallan57918 жыл бұрын
it's not a cover, it's a parody
@nzephier16 жыл бұрын
lol "solo! *one fret* ok" funniest part, u expect like a cool decent solo, then he just plays one note, and thats it. funny as hell.
@fortniteisass51876 жыл бұрын
“I taped it over our wedding video” Ouch.
@bowenho27179 жыл бұрын
Man can I dance I love it very nice funny make me laugh can't stop love it great job!!!!!!!
@gypsyfoster1255 жыл бұрын
Love it !!!! Obviously you learnt the hard way !! Lol 😝
@paulamiles955917 күн бұрын
I loooove the Billy Jo Armstrong impression
@sawyerstone131611 жыл бұрын
Now way! I never would have guessed that had you not say anything! Where did you pick up your observation skills!??????? You are so SMART
@thewordoftruthblog11 жыл бұрын
Tim, you are great!!! Blessings upon you! :)
@REXY115712 жыл бұрын
hahaha this is my favorite comedian
@jonnymomentum384311 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely brilliant.I shared it to my Facebook page,so you know.It's gotta be good...:D
@tinabastarache267410 жыл бұрын
lol shared this on facebook and tagged my friend we cant stop laughing
@MIZARRULES14 жыл бұрын
@shino1209 Good Riddance (Time of Your Life). It's on the Nimrod album originally but can also be found on International Superhits.
@BBQFlavoredJesus12 жыл бұрын
No, it's from the song Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) by Green Day off their album Nimrod.
@rogerpaull61789 жыл бұрын
My wife loved her treadmill for our anniversary!
@metal2209 жыл бұрын
+Roger Paull I got my wife a yearly paid for diet plan she didn't like it, should of got the treadmill I guess
@rogerpaull61789 жыл бұрын
metal220 well my wife actually begged me for a treadmill lol
@songsalieri9 жыл бұрын
yes, Katheryn Lloyd, this is a parody of Green Day's song Good Riddance, and a very good one.
@yeretzimoreno53628 жыл бұрын
gotta love that solo tho lol
@queenbunny54349 жыл бұрын
is it just me or does sound like time of your life by Green day.
@roddyjo.768 жыл бұрын
+Katheryn Lloyd yes. it's a parody of that song.
@roddyjo.768 жыл бұрын
+Katheryn Lloyd yes. it's a parody of that song.
@ImSorryYouFoundThis8 жыл бұрын
+Katheryn Lloyd dumbass
@hqztonners8 жыл бұрын
+Katheryn Lloyd Wel,,,,, DUUUHHHHHHHH
@kdvincent19828 жыл бұрын
It's called Good Riddance, not Time of Your Life
@D3MoNyX7 жыл бұрын
That solo got me good...........
@aadivah15 жыл бұрын
i love the solo.. i love this song
@BaconWrappedCupcake10 жыл бұрын
I love how @ 1:28 he hesitates.
@NajaHall11 жыл бұрын
Just damned genius! Comedic genius!
@TotalAnimeFreak4568 жыл бұрын
I am so posting this on my fiance's FB page XD
@andypaul3824 жыл бұрын
Holy lockdown thank u 4 bringing this song
@MrOgrrre9 жыл бұрын
I wish I'd heard this song back when I was married. :D
@helendreyer515610 жыл бұрын
no doubt he's been married for more than a year. excellent!!
@asdfghjklzcbmqwrtui12 жыл бұрын
i bought u a treadmill.all ways gets me cranked up.hahahaha
@blindasbat50912 жыл бұрын
Only been married 11 months but the list of "not to say" go on and on and on
@jyotipethe14 жыл бұрын
The plus side is, the guy is remembering birthdays and anniversaries :)
@wendiwatson874210 жыл бұрын
I saw this about 4 yrs ago but its still funny.
@PercyShaw819 жыл бұрын
yes haha love the solo!
@Crazymofoinamajikbox11 жыл бұрын
I'm playing this at my brother's wedding in September :) Can't wait
@sgtcrab111 жыл бұрын
The best days of your life..............used in the last eppisode wrap up of seinfeld
@erinb7078 жыл бұрын
It's fine to say any of these things to a woman you just met, or who you've been dating for years and never intend to marry.
@budkelly23006 жыл бұрын
Yes, only say things to your wife that she feels like hearing at that particular moment. Simple enough. Any questions?
@billivey34266 жыл бұрын
That’s all true....and funny. I had a cap,a few years back,that had on it....my wife yes..my dog maybe..my gun never.She ain’t here no more.
@KittyPurrsMistress8 жыл бұрын
holy shit... clever witty great advice for most husbands very very funny.
@frogys1011 жыл бұрын
once i get married im sending this video to my husband/fiance............just so he knows the guide lines ;)
@writerchick210 жыл бұрын
I'm LMAO! My husband actually bought me a treadmill the day after I gave birth to our son by c-section!
@KEYO_8711 жыл бұрын
"These are the things you don't say to your wiiiiiieeeeeeeeee" Lolz.
@AdamSwiggitySwooty8 жыл бұрын
this guys awesome. i love all his skits
@spacemonkey-fj8cu7 жыл бұрын
MY WIFE SAID KEEP TALKING--I HAD TO SLEEP SOMETIME
@heenimangu40839 жыл бұрын
Love the songs of yesteryear AND the jokes MORE please
@josephroufs39298 жыл бұрын
GREEN DAY!!!!
@AllenMowery11 жыл бұрын
The song is "Time of your life". It's by Greenday.
@cassimettler330711 жыл бұрын
One that he could have added, which I heard for 13 years on a regular basis and which got REAL old REAL quick, "I had a girlfriend like that once." I finally had enough of hearing that phrase and told the now ex husband....My, you've had LOTS of girlfriends.
@ushtemanushteunchaga11 жыл бұрын
I learned yesterday that when your 300+ lb wife mentions her possible outfits you don't correct her saying that past size 6 there's no such thing as a "little black dress." Man did that start a fight!
@FirelordHouses12 жыл бұрын
That was the best solo ever.
@AtillaDK11 жыл бұрын
Hillarious! Thanks for uploading :)
@songsalieri9 жыл бұрын
ok I found him, his name is Tim Hawkins. I haven't checked out his other stuff yet, but I do plan to check out Tim Hawkins Comedy channel.
@viennav57529 жыл бұрын
I love his kind
@chrysmurray592910 жыл бұрын
I almost fell off the bed laughing!!!
@garydupuis11 жыл бұрын
This guy is completely hilarious!!!
@jakobyost391510 жыл бұрын
So true. From my dads experience.
@samuelzetterman4 жыл бұрын
1:26 you can make this one even better just by saying it on the wrong day
@EmmaSpyker11 жыл бұрын
Singing this in my school talent show with my friend for our male teachers
@00selzen5 жыл бұрын
We've come a long way from "Put Another Log on the Fire". Tompall Glaser rest in peace.
@sandybedard11828 жыл бұрын
Awesome song
@Creeperzom907 жыл бұрын
Best parody of Good Riddance FUCKING EVER
@sparishwis7 жыл бұрын
Awesome brother!! LOVE IT!!
@nathanielhellman69529 жыл бұрын
This made my day
@katiebulloch261711 жыл бұрын
It's called Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) by Green Day.
@jamesdelatorre64245 жыл бұрын
Had to watch it more than once!
@RyleeRover14 жыл бұрын
the solo is the best!!!
@LB02066 жыл бұрын
Did he somehow forget how to pronounce "wife" while singing? Still hilarious though😂 . . . And extremely accurate - for most anyway. Some just might see it as a compliment, if you tell them they "gained some weight in [their] rear end". Who knows?