Things We've Experimented With In Bed | Ear Biscuits

[@sandreaandrea]

When Rhett talked about being blindfolded during the bondage part- the first thing I thought of was Link blindfolded, handcuffed to his bed, and he's like "As you can see, I can't." LOL

[@angelicaaikens956]

This is hilarious 😭 needs more attention

[@talullahjune]

No lie my husband blindfolded me once and walked away lol said don't move...I was tied up also..and as the brat in me dose I said ....as u can see I can't 😂😂

[@antonlindberg5688]

and its free

[@oliviac2585]

They should do the Rice Purity test! That would make for a fun episode

[@threeholePUNCHify]

YES!! would love this

[@itsalittleweird]

y’all need to like this right now!!!

[@giuliacacciatore4765]

BOOST YES PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[@pinkpartypossum]

YESSSS I AGREE

[@Seki1987]

What is Rice Purity test?

[@AdrianaS9914]

I think one of my favorite things about having watched Mythical for so long is that it feels like you’re genuinely growing up with them. Like the content has gotten more adult, the jokes are more risky. It really flows nicely as they age and as we mythical beast change.

[@emiliaholmberg3320]

I totally agree and I like that. Even if the main channel is still mostly family friendly, they have loosened up over time and isn't as strict with sensorship anymore. I was 13 when I first discovered their content and I am 23 today, which means I've been watching them for a whole decade now.

[@guytrashgurtdog]

@@emiliaholmberg3320haha why does it seem like so many of us started watching when we were 13 and we’re now 23? I had the same experience lol

[@emiliaholmberg3320]

@@guytrashgurtdog might be because GMM had their peak at that time. Nice to hear that someone else grew up watching these goofballs of friends to get distracted from reality every now and again.

[@oldmatttv]

I think that likely relates to their kids having grown up. You'd have concerns initially about if their videos come about, and that would slowly lessen over time as they grow up and eventually go away. I might be wrong of course.

[@whereamihelpme]

I agree. Been watching them since i was 11 and im 21 now!! Its very cool to see

[@Tongys]

After all the years of watching GMM, I don't think I was ever prepared to hear Rhett say what he said at 12:20.

[@the55midge]

I HAD TO FULLY STOP WHAT I WAS DOING

[@Smorans]

🤣 bless you for the time stamp

[@Peegmachine]

With no hesistation

[@Mythicalbeast_KatieWilson]

I was crying laughing so hard! 🤣

[@zomwiess]

i audibly gasped LMAO

[@michellemarlin1424]

If Rhett and Jessie aren’t a forest queen and little twig boy for Halloween I’ll be genuinely disappointed

[@SakanaDrawing]

I AM ROLLING LAUGHING

[@kelleyabitbol6156]

They outta be butt plugs

[@carlaruiz1798]

Link's face when he realized that rhett heard them hahahahaha

[@Rachy91]

❤

[@jyup5850]

I love his creepy crawling put of his skin moves hahaha!!!!

[@kenziemoon522]

It’s weird being an adult hearing people I watched when I was younger talking about this kinda stuff, but it’s kinda awesome and refreshing to see the not family friendly side of these guys.

[@superjangames]

I laughed so hard at the bit about Rhett hearing Link and his wife that I had to pause the video and step away. Oh my god. This was absolutely HILARIOUS!

[@Angelia359]

Yes! The clip they posted is what brought me to watching the whole podcast because it was just so funny 😂

[@merissamatos2017]

​@@Angelia359yes! The title of this made me think I was going to only hear about Rhett's fantasy. Then I saw the clip and ran to watch this!😂😂

[@ansberro30]

Appreciate y'all being so open and honest. Helps people not feel so weird about what they want to experiment with w/ their partners.

[@kylec9021]

Never imagined to hear Link talk about his butt plug experience, but here we are.

[@Lil_Yuri]

We're way past sorting the mail 😳

[@MeetMrMayhem88]

As much as I'm cool with them (or anybody, really) being open and not having embarrassment about these things...I don't know that I really needed/wanted to hear about that 😄

[@diegoleal1207]

@@MeetMrMayhem88 I mean are u surprised considering you read the title of the video? If you didn't want to hear it skip the episode lol

[@focused4841]

Super gay

[@BigStinker_14]

@@focused4841 this is a joke right?

[@malinicorrea9379]

The complex lore of Rhett's forest creature roleplay was SENDING me

[@nat2501]

I literally gasped at what rhett said at 12:20 like I know it’s sextember but wow 😂

[@ClaraP23]

IKR!!

[@GossamerAtara]

"bust a nut with butt mustard" is gonna be my new vocal stim for a week, thanks guys

[@soconfused3616]

😐

[@guytrashgurtdog]

my exact same thought as soon as I heard them say it

[@peopleperson]

My Soy Of The Week!

[@feralgecko9727]

The Twig Boy saga is one of the most interesting hilarious showstopping and powerful segments I've ever heard on Ear Biscuits

[@mollysequoia7127]

I wonder if religious link ever thought he would tell 5he world about him using a plug

[@cassidy6421]

I never thought I’d live the day where they talk about cake farts on ear biscuits

[@Mythicalbeast_KatieWilson]

This comment made me laugh so hard bc I thought the same thing! 🤣

[@AbbeySoandso]

I’m blushing too much to finish my makeup after 12:20 MY GOODNESS

[@emiliaholmberg3320]

Love that the podcast is targeted towards a more mature audience compared to their main channel that is more family friendly.

[@Lil_Yuri]

11:25 Link's joke about Grover the Muppet joining in is hilarious.

[@gabiluch87]

We need a Jenna cam to see her reactions 😂

[@walkingskin2920]

Link laying pipe to Travis Scott is so funny to me

[@b.r.v.8609]

I love hearing you guys talk openly about this, it’s healthy to be able to consider experimenting

[@msreeceecupful]

I’m such a fan of Sextember with these two. It’s informative and it’s hilarious.

[@bridgetteross8377]

when they’re talking about bondage and link immediately taking the role of the one being tied up.. i can’t say i didn’t see it coming

[@theclairewitchproject2765]

Link entering his Zaddy Era and talking about the potential of starting an OF account 😅 He’d make more money than Mythical could ever generate

[@71lizgoeshardt]

I haven't laughed this hard at/with Rhett and Link in such a long time.

[@shawnasmith3121]

My goodness listening to ‘can’t play with knives’ boy and ‘giggles at his own jokes’ boy from hmm discuss plugs was wildly something special. Didn’t know I needed this discussion for something I’ve been doing for years.

[@richardyork2626]

Rhett, just to clear things up - being "sheathed" doesn't make you last longer, because that extra layer of skin also has a ton of nerve endings which increase the sensation. It is generally agreed that it feels better (although the only people who can give an accurate comparison are those who were circumcised as adults, and some disagree). Anyway, people, please stop cutting parts off your babies unless there is legitimate medical reason to do so. It's not cleaner, you just need to learn how to wash properly. "It looks better" is not a legitimate reason to impose an unnecessary medical procedure on a newborn.

[@justinsmith2541]

I completely disagree. As husband with no kids & who has also gotten a vasectomy. (So grateful it's just me & my amazing wife) Had I had a kid, I would absolutely circumcise them. Because that is OUR choice as their parents. & it is not you nor my position to be telling other people what to do with THIER son. Respectfully.

[@stevenwilson2830]

​@@justinsmith2541Just because he is your son doesnt give you the right to mutiliate him for life while he is still a baby and unable to say no. Babies are still people and they have the right to not have their body permanently and unnecessarily altered just because it's YOUR child

[@richardyork2626]

@@justinsmith2541 Yeah, on most matters I would agree to disagree, but I strongly believe your kids are not your property and it should *not* be your choice over whether to mutilate them or not. I'm not saying it's my position to tell you what to do either. I'm saying nobody should have that choice, aside from the child themselves, when they are old enough to make that decision. This isn't a lifestyle choice that can be changed later. This is a choice that you are permanently denying the child by altering their body at a young age. Apologies if this comes across as rude, I mean no disrespect to you. But the only reason people think it's acceptable to cut parts off their babies is because it's considered normal, and I strongly believe we need to change that. This is not normal.

[@eamonmcandrews7707]

@@justinsmith2541 You cant come up with any moral justification? all you said is "its my right so i disagree." why do you think its the right thing to do? You didn't say any reason why, just that you'll do it. It sounds like you just value control. You know there isn't a reason to do it. You just say "our choice." Respectfully, its a really really good thing you didn't have kids

[@m00nAlways0nMe]

gross behavior. Glad you don't have kids. @@justinsmith2541

[@HawkeyeR]

One of my proudest moments was making my husband cry (in a good way😉) and been married for 17 years 💝

[@Mythicalbeast_KatieWilson]

I'm so curious...how did you make him happy cry? 😆 that's awesome! I'd be proud too! 👏 ❤

[@HawkeyeR]

@@Mythicalbeast_KatieWilson love what you do 😉

[@jeannetterw]

I must say. I'll be 41 next week. For some reason my 'taste' seems to have shifted from artsy dudes with long hair to artsy silver foxes with beards. Listen, I don't make the rules. But I noticed recently after listening to a podcast that asked if you just start liking older features as you age. For me - yes.

[@FauxGiovanni24]

I’m also 41 and I agree 100%.

[@preciousonejewel]

38 here and its true

[@PaulMeranda]

omg i love how much Jenna & Jamie are giggling during the first story about the redwood circle... !

[@AlexLikesToDrum]

Interesting. So on GMM Link is the loose canon chaotic king...but on here it's RHETT?!? while Link is actually chill! I'm shook

[@andreawoods]

Rhett goes out on his own and does solo music. Link goes out on his own to do an only fans.

[@BlueberryElla]

For the next good mythical evening they could wear their vibrating plugs and try to answer question while it's turned all the way up 😂

[@JaytheblueJ]

😅 Go up a higher setting every time they get an answer wrong

[@natewalker6887]

Guys I love this. To show your private sensitive side shows true growth and maturity. You guys have grown so much not only as Fathers and Husbands but also as Men. Our generation is breaking the “real men don’t cry” crap and also busting down barriers that the older generation has such a difficult time even bringing up much less candidly talking about. I’m so very proud of you guys. High five from a fellow ‘78 baby!

[@Sarah.E.Johnson]

Jenna is here to make this episode RACK approved and we thank her for that!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@preciousonejewel]

yes!

[@emiliaholmberg3320]

But still imagine sitting for at least 90 minutes of hearing your bosses talk about their sexlife

[@claireashley427]

Off topic, but how come Jenna is now hosting instead of Stevie? I've been slacking and haven't listened to the podcast in quite a while and don't even know who Jenna is. I'm assuming they explained and she is prob on GMM as well which I also haven't seen in a while. I'm just behind and lost lol. I'm assuming Stevie is doing other things. Just curious why she isn't on the podcast anymore. 🤷

[@mandisharp]

Jenna made a great point at 20:10. Glad we have her perspective

[@mcomeaux3087]

Visiting this a year later and the little twig boy saga to this day still feels like something that was never meant to be shared with the public 😭 i love it though

[@felicia3924]

I listened to the podcast on monday and I HAD to come to YT for the video version. I needed to see Link's face when Rhett told Link about overhearing him and his wife.

[@ButterMeLonely]

As for bondage, use ties if you dont want to buy anything. Like, neckties.

[@jessicaphillips6876]

Or stockings/tights.

[@alexglanowski695]

My wife likes my silk neckties 😉

[@Gingerbees2.0]

Christmas lights 😁💡

[@soupy55]

​@@Gingerbees2.0festive!

[@lemonzzzest]

theyre not safe!!

[@izzycamoc1289]

i gotta say they are generally so lovely and seem like great parents. with that being said, i think if i were any of their children, i would instantly combust of embarrassment if i ever came across any of these videos. but since i ain't, imma enjoy them :)

[@kirstievilardo3108]

Great ear biscuits! Thanks for normalizing the conversation 🎉

[@genequist3859]

I'm a long time GMM viewer and have only listened to a handful of Ear Biscuits episodes. It blows my mind to hear them drop so many F bombs in such a public way. I must say, it's refreshing to hear them be so candid and real and talking about mature topics.

[@CarolynRae]

I think next year y'all should invite Amp from Watt's The Safeword over for an episode to educate y'all. I think the energies would match and... you guys need some accurate info sometimes lol

[@guytrashgurtdog]

YES! Love amp! I’m super into pet play and their videos have been so helpful throughout the years

[@MrsRandyOrton11]

I watch GMM and GMMore everyday without fail, I never listen to ear biscuits, but I run to it come sextember.... Its my favourite 😂😂

[@RDSwords]

I think Rhett got into the extra strength beans before filming this one hahahaha

[@Mythicalbeast_KatieWilson]

This is the funniest ear biscuits episode ever! 😂 I absolutely loved it! Thanks for all the laughs! Love you guys!

[@BarettaBlazed]

I lost count how many times I ended up doubled over at my desk laughing my ass off, but what sent me into orbit was **LITTLE TWIG BOY**

[@Punkie83]

I thought I could listen to this while tryna fall asleep.. Boy was I wrong! My pillow is soaked with tears. Ima have to save this one for tomorrow. Got me wakin muh pooch up 🤣🤣🤣😭🤣

[@ClaraP23]

Omg same 😂

[@aleajohnson3669]

Omfg the story of rhett an his wife hearing link an his wife doin it 😂

[@jordanliebman748]

Knew Rhett was going to talk about Cake Farts before he even mentioned it 😅 Him explaining sploshing unlocked a memory I forgot I had 😂

[@emrose3308]

I listened to this in the car, watching this on KZbin now just to see Rhett imitate Link's "forest sounds"

[@NotNaleri]

Kinky. Perverted? AND wholesome? How do they do it!?

[@shannamarietaylor1937]

I'm 43 and I've had 24 surgeries and it is so hard for me and my fiance to figure out what to do because of pain and current surgeries we've only been together for three years I appreciate this good maybe I can learn something and have love you all❤😊

[@eggchomp]

I’m a long time watcher of GMM, but I’ve never listened to an earbiscuit episode. Holy shit, I was missing out

[@kiannaf]

I’m so glad you didn’t do the ghost kitchen!

[@1awesome180]

I’m sad, I would’ve loved to have some Mythical food!!

[@kevinlassberg]

​@@1awesome180it wouldn't have been mythical food though. It would have been soulless junk. Take a mythical recipe and make actual mythical food at home!

[@John.Christopher]

Normalize kink shaming we have to draw moral lines lol

[@eyespliced]

ngl, part of me wants to try and find the *_Mythical_* customer support telephone number and call in and make a completely serious sounding inquiry about the availability of _"Butt Mustard."_

[@eyejay404]

In all my years watching this show, I’ve never seen Link turn so red 😂😂😂

[@hollylangridge7984]

52:17 a rubber room with rats, the rats made me crazy...crazy? sorry I couldn't help it. I loved this episode so much, thank you guys for always making my day just that lil bit better

[@mossygrub]

As soon as i heard that i ran to the comments to see if anyone else thought the same thing lmao

[@annamariaml9137]

I find it fascinating the fact that being circumcised in the US is pretty much the norm, when here in Brazil less than 5% of men are circumcised. Americans take it as an universal rule lol

[@TwentySevenist]

It might have to do with WW2 (if I remember correctly). Anyone in the military needed to be circumsized because the thinking was that if they were in a low water situation it wouldn't need cleaning. My maternal grandpa made sure all my uncles were circumsized in case they got enlisted so they wouldn't need to get the procedure as an adult. That might just be a small piece of the picture though. That's how it was explained to me. Me and my husband got a bit of a shock when we circumsized my oldest (because that's what we both know how to take care of) and found out his family is very anti-circumcision... And that the only reason he got one was because he was born overseas in Jerusalem.

[@powderandpaint14]

Same here in the UK.

[@DrBitchcraft.]

Basically almost any country outside of US, being intact is the norm.

[@alexandraertz1238]

11:21 I fully heard Grover and I feel so validated that Link immediately made the Grover joke 😂

[@singx1million]

I love when Rhett puts his engineering degree to use 54:20

[@NNn-m1k]

Before we even start I get the feeling that Jessy is the one who brings the fun in the relationship more and Link does that in his relationship

[@HeebyJeebly]

I watched that weird Cake Farts video when I was probably about 10 years old. I think some kid told me not to lookup "cake farts" and that was enough to grab my attention LOL. I hate the internet sometimes.

[@robertwoodard950]

You guys "pulled out" 😂 of a deal for Rhett and Links Wieners.......hope everyone gets that funny😂

[@doodatt]

them not knowing the phrase "flared base" makes this so much funnier

[@deadsesh69]

I was thinking Stevie should be there right before link said “ Stevie would like this “

[@StefanLopuszanski]

Rhett is a bit wrong about kinks in that it is there because it is odd. People don't have them only because they are forbidden or odd. It isn't the main driving factor for that

[@Ritchan13]

Lots of kinks are based in taboos

[@tedthepoet]

31:03 Maybe Lustard might work 😆

[@tedthepoet]

Maybe sell one that gets warm. Hot Lustard.

[@dahlia6457]

14:41 This was such a gemini thing for link to say my god

[@JaytheblueJ]

I have a pee kink and I’m okay with people thinking it’s gross. Most people will think it’s weird to want a guy to pee on you.

[@peenprincess]

this. i have some niche kinks and i'm okay with people thinking they're weird or gross. i'd be naive to think people would react otherwise.

[@Richie___Rich]

Hey samesies

[@preciousonejewel]

for sure.. im with you, most of the kinks i have the general public would think they're strange.

[@gunselshaly537]

That's weird. But like Rhett said, that's part of the fun.

[@Melissa-g5o5j]

Same

[@cassienorwood8078]

Oh my god that first voice mail was mine!

[@JennaEmbers]

Jenna that analogy of going to another country and having a strong negative reaction to their food was so helpful! I love having your voice on this podcast!

[@rebeccawhite1945]

Link's "projectile missle" omg 😂☠

[@leowidows]

you're right about kinks being inherently polarizing. jenna was spot on with the food comparison, kink-shaming is more of a worth thing. it's not about voicing your opinion with something, it's the act of saying that THE PEOPLE who like ___ are criminal, disgusting, should be ashamed, dangerous, are bad people.

[@Supermoni22]

Omg. Best Ear Biscuits ever!! I love These guys

[@wh0aheavy]

Ohmygod. Couldn't stop laughing at Link's embarrassment. I love sextember so much.

[@irregular_jo]

Being from Croatia myself, I must say I'm rather curious as to what kind of music you think is played in the clubs over here 😂

[@Diego-st1mg]

I have known these guys for 10 years and had never heard them say the f bomb in any video I’ve ever seen. Thank god they didn’t say this when I was 10 or else my parents would’ve never let me watch them again LMAOO

[@ninin11]

i was so excited for sextember to come back

[@bonniebuck7223]

Lmao Rhett’s forest queen story has me dying

[@hunnybee_]

somebody tell Rhett about primal play pls

[@jeannetterw]

My virgin ears! I thought 'it' sounded like a bunch of envelopes getting opened 😂

[@Lil_Yuri]

I guess there's a lot of different ways to go about sorting the mail

[@leanneathome4526]

If Rhett or Link had an only fans everyone would know instantly

[@ThisIsJessPaul]

*the way they rode ride past Link saying "and then you're eating the cake..."

[@baldknobfarmstead5167]

I'm totally here for the uncensored Rhett and Link!

[@Kiiviiviie]

I was not ready for 1:26:22

[@Eli4TheWorld]

THIS EPISODE IS WILD

[@janeebecker7570]

Next year you should talk with Watts the Safeword they would be a great resource for talking about kinks

[@morgangobin9985]

Is that a podcast or a KZbin channel or something? Not that I think I’d be into that sort of thing, but I’m all for broadening my horizons.

[@janeebecker7570]

@morgangobin9985 it's a KZbin channel that covers kinks and educates people about the kinks and kinks community

[@DrBitchcraft.]

Seconded! Love those guys

[@Raven-hw6kv]

32 seconds in and im already smiling 💚😂

[@SeikenPunch]

Liiinkkk got embarraassseddd

[@zbitykieliszek9358]

Actually circumised people tend to last longer because theyre less sensitive

[@Bybsdude]

Probably my favorite ear biscuits episode ever!!

[@Lavender7193]

One time in highschool I went to an honor band thing and there was a cello player who I didn’t find physically attractive but the music he played turned me on😅 the cello is so sexy

[@ajpage0]

The Butt Mustard™ bit took me O U T 😂

[@d.o.k1527]

Sorting the Nail 😂😂😂

[@Lil_Yuri]

I'm a sucker for puns, good one.

[@margarett406]

lol Rhett and Link inventing dungeons

[@phyrerutherford3339]

I kind of feel sad for circumcised people, In the UK it’s not so common, and I had an Italian friend who confided that it kind of hurt him mentally. I wonder, is this the same for all? But I also hate how Americans talk about uncut people, like it’s disgusting. I swear being cut lessens the pleasure aspect?

[@eufori10]

It does lessen the sensation. You can tell Rhett doesn't really know what he's talking about. It's the complete opposite of what he's saying.

[@natewalker6887]

Sadly I didn’t get the choice. It was made for me when I was 3 days old :( my three boys are uncut and can decide what works for them (just like religion) when they get older.

[@CULT_OF_TRAGEDY]

It is disgusting

[@thesoul2sqeeze]

​@@CULT_OF_TRAGEDYlearn to wash 🫣

[@phyrerutherford3339]

How? @@CULT_OF_TRAGEDY

[@messer12]

You know this raw, but I’m here for it. They remind me of my dad, in the best way! I say let it happen y’all!