This Chef's Cooking Will Kill You

[@augusttheduck]

Jack's culinary knowledge is devolving in front of us

[@Flameshot8]

Hi

[@aquatismxv]

I agree

[@Birbworlb]

@McDonald's do you have the bts meal still?

[@spacewurm]

Jack is going to kill somebody. Hopefully only himself. 💀

[@exodus2b2t]

djuck

[@juanalexandergorjio5245]

I don't know why all the hate, this was actually a good recipe. I made it myself and it was delicious, totally worth the 3 days of explosive diarrhea.

[@thebeater9351]

😆😆😆😆😆

[@Withered_Folly]

So what your saying is you ate taco bell in the form of cyanide?

[@keikaveh]

You scared me in the first half

[@jordanandrzejewski4904]

You are just like me frfr

[@whitezombie10]

You had me in the first half

[@thimothy48]

my family always uses leftovers for cooking, but the difference is... we actually know how to cook good food

[@kaitlynknapp4529]

Knowing how to cook is deffinently a plus. I'm sure it goes alot better than this. XD

[@spacewurm]

⛔Any leftovers should be eaten within 2-3 days.⛔

[@Mace-1191]

The scary part is he thinks he is a good cook

[@TransitD3V34]

Same

[@Freakout002]

@@spacewurm you know what no. I'm gonna eat it in 3 days 1HOUR OH YEAH! HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

[@WillYazdani]

At first I was like “meh, it’s just a soup made out of leftovers, can’t be that bad.” Then he put all the ingredients in the pot and I realized the folly of my ways.

[@amsunshine5052]

Same 🤢💀

[@Moon07887]

When you dont want to waste food by using leftovers, most of the time you tale some of the leftovers and try and make like curry, chicken rice whatever. NOT ALL THE LEFTOVERS

[@whitezombie10]

@@Moon07887 yeah you don't just throw everything in a pot and hope something good comes out of it

[@feraltaco4783]

Never underestimate this man. 😂

[@Wuschi2001]

Thought the exact same. Its like scooping the garbage soup

[@iluvmahname]

Worst part about Jack is that he has managed to survive his cooking without ever learning from his mistakes because he probably doesn't think he's ever doing anything wrong.

[@randoprior4130]

I mean the dude has had several strokes... I think the universe could grab him by the head and scream into his ear and he wouldn't get the message.

[@mickymacanori1768]

I was just thinking this the other day, his family probably hasn't said anything which is why he probably doesn't think anything is wrong either

[@Bucketus.Lord.of.Buckets]

Have you seen him lately? Do you really call that surviving?

[@alexanderzack3720]

at this point i´m convinced that at some point his cooking made him lose all taste before he even began making videos. that would explain why he can go on and on and claim the food he makes tastes good

[@barbaravaltere2432]

But really, he takes one bite of each of his meals. Maybe I'm wrong, but I think one bite won't do much harm, will it?

[@jokrcon]

The way he cuts the garlic is releasing a new kind of anger deep within my very being.

[@suigeneris2663]

A very sick man indeed.

[@feraltaco4783]

That is mental patient behavior. He really needs to be stopped.

[@randysgutful]

Jack likes his garlic chunky

[@jbird4478]

There is nothing better than biting into a chunk of garlic while eating hotdog soup.

[@AHeroAlmost]

His facial expressions when he takes a bite explains everything I need to know …

[@Lovehandels]

Yes! He wasn't even trying to fake liking it lol

[@Korosareta]

He's trying to hide the turmoil

[@caseywally3647]

He tries to play it off like its "hot" but I dunno 😆

[@RealUSC]

Him saying it was hot was his mind screaming to him to make it stop

[@nbHawkeye]

"Mmmm, tastes just like throwup."

[@MalikEXXL]

Bless Jack's heart. Just bless tf out of it.

[@scoutman66]

@Twitter User That's great but I don't care

[@jimbix8517]

He's gonna need it

[@diegoalbertoalejandrogonza6322]

@Twitter User damn that's crazy

[@kurumii_dantobe_san9675]

@Twitter User since you use Twitter your opinion has been declined

[@daney2154]

@Twitter User uhm okay, anyways so.....

[@wisH0wasH_h20]

jacks a good actor, but his expression after taking a bite out of that stew would have ended his whole career.

[@guidedexplosiveprojectileg9943]

He should go to a talent agency

[@georgeclinton4524]

"Ok guys. When there's about 15 minutes left I want you to. . ." I still can't get over Jack's premise for this video is he's teaching other people to make this. Jack, you simmered hot dogs and uncooked bacon in salsa and creamed corn for 4 hours.

[@sammyauscux9529]

To be fair neither hot dogs not bacon have to actually be cooked to be ready to eat. Hot dogs are pre cooked and bacon is cured

[@feraltaco4783]

I legit ate better in county jail.

[@ginamartinez1654]

​@@sammyauscux9529 ewww lol

[@justin-nf3ep]

And a 3rd of a bottle of flat IPA. That’s what gives the creamed corn some taint

[@justin-nf3ep]

@@sammyauscux9529 exactly why they should not be simmered for hours

[@mtwall5933]

Y'know when you mess up a dish in a video game and you get some discolored slop called like "WORST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE" or something and it physically hurts you to eat it? That's this.

[@cherrify3498]

dubious stew from botw

[@joshc5613]

my man cooked the Minecraft suspicious stew

[@Gwennerini]

@@cherrify3498yeah but dubious stew heals half a heart still

[@susanfrancisquez6190]

​@@cherrify3498 I was just about to say that lol. I miss that game

[@haydenschulze2198]

Just to put this out there - lime on smoked meats is actually pretty good. When you're layering flavors, you generally stick to some sort of fat, something salty, something sweet or smoky, and you usually want some acid too. I could actually see dipping some sort of smoked meat into seasoned lime juice. This being said, Jack is not following this blueprint. Jack is attempting the worlds first darwin award through flavor.

[@haydenschulze2198]

Also, just got to the part where you arent exactly vibing with the initial ingredient list. Sweet potato, onion, celary and some sort of sausage actually makes a really good breakfast bowl.

[@MechaShadowV2]

I've never tried it but I've defiantly seen it in stores, Either August thinks its funny to complain about everything or he's a ridiculously picky eater. Easy to stay thin that way i guess.

[@cjd29]

Also you can't add lime at the beginning and expect it to have any flavor. There's a reason fresh citrus is always added on top/at the end of recipes.

[@TheArrivalCyberse]

@@cjd29 kind of correct, citrus becomes funky and bitter when cooked for long periods of time, which is worse than not having flavour.

[@cjd29]

@@TheArrivalCyberse if you're cooking the whole fruit yea. Which come to think, he throws that whole lime in doesn't he? If we were just talking juice though, you lose that sense of "freshness" when you let it just cook in whatever you're making (volatile chemicals? I don't know what causes what we call freshness) but that's what I was thinking of when replying.

[@toby4235]

“If I didn’t cook this today, all of it would be going in the garbage” Uhhh…I don’t think reheating things has the effect you think it does, Jack.

[@bluebeka2458]

Any homeless person or raccon in a 50 mile radius would just avoid that place for their own safety.

[@whitezombie10]

I think it went in the garbage after the video

[@feraltaco4783]

​@@whitezombie10 for his family's sake, I certainly hope so.

[@justin-nf3ep]

Especially throwing away can goods if they didn’t get cooked TODAY!!!!!!!

[@justin-nf3ep]

@@whitezombie10 probably where he keeps it. He’ll finish it too.

[@ProfessorDataD]

I see his point. He takes food that would’ve gone into the garbage and turns it *into* garbage

[@crowdemon_archives]

Speed up the process I guess.

[@codysmith3005]

My family makes a garbage soup. Which is the same concept all the left overs that are going to be thrown away. But it's typically beef and then a bunch of vegetables and tomatoes. It's actually really good and add some saltine crackers just perfect. But his stew is actual garbage I'm surprised he didn't add the onion.

[@feraltaco4783]

Yeah, suddenly he has standards about what goes in his "meal". 🤣

[@sammyauscux9529]

Tamiatoes*

[@josephpayne2253]

Nah he added the beer to replace the onion lmfao. He doesn't know his Mirepoix apparently.

[@jsmit9484]

I think that's where the whole concept of a soup originates from. People used to throw all their almost spoiled food in there and make soup out of it. It mostly tastes great as well.

[@codysmith3005]

@joseph payne the beer was expired as well.

[@epic7224]

Lmao he looked so disgusted and could barely swallow it. He also never takes more than one bite.

[@bellwitch007]

Jack somehow was able to get a grill company to sponsor his channel a few years ago. He was sent a grill for a giveaway and also paid trip for the winner to accompany him on a BBQ wars tour. Jack tried to say the winner was picked at random but he never showed the draw process, had to just take his word. It later came out that it was a friend of his that won.

[@west8864]

…..no one else entered the contest 🤣😂💀💀💀

[@iamsammi4048]

​@@west8864 that's a plot twist

[@Justmethinaround]

When he cooked "omelets" in a plastic ziploc with sharpie on it...I figured this guy is either a troll or he's more serious about taking short cuts then a pair of scissors

[@anynonymous1585]

Ah yes, cancer flavored omelets

[@spacewurm]

Jack is pretentious and possibly narcissistic. He really thinks he is a "genius" in the kitchen.

[@holmes2528]

Mean while no one has seen jacks kids or wife in 2 weeks, wife soup next week 😂😂 the worst is its still raw

[@WobblesandBean]

He's being very serious. He's not a troll or a poe. He earnestly thought that was a good idea.

[@ratherbeboating10]

I mean you can sous vide in a ziploc... but boiling... no. Absolutely not. Nothing beyond normal temps for that process... Aside from the plastic though, that was probably his most palatable recipe.

[@A_Dopamine_Molecule]

It's like a real version of how every child sees their parents' cooking.

[@two9s649]

Nah my mom cooks bomb as fck lol

[@heliosd2787]

speak for yourself man

[@ErdnußRiegel6969]

Nah my mum cooks like a Michelin star cook

[@AllesZuSpaet53]

Sounds like a "you"-problem dude

[@two9s649]

Lol 😆 musta sucked living off only fast food

[@clemsonbagelman]

When he takes a bite he honestly looks like he's about to break down into tears

[@MelancoliaI]

I can just imagine Jack subjecting his family to this at the dinner table! "Just imagine...all these ingredients were about to go to waste, but didn't they turn out great? Right? *RIGHT???!!* "

[@JustMatt91]

Imagine the nightmare universe that could exist where Jack and Nikocado Avocado do a cross-over episode.

[@caseywally3647]

I feel both sad and weird that I want that.

[@WilDBeestMF]

Oh dude. Dude. You're on to something. This isn't a nightmare in my mind. This would just be natural selection at its finest.

[@DerNomade1871]

Oh god the chaos

[@erikstolzenberger1517]

I can only assume that Satan is a great fan of yours ^^ ;)

[@Magilla.Guerrilla]

I'm calling the fucking cops on you

[@Andyy7444]

I’ve worked in several restaurants, as both prep and line cook. Started at fast food and eventually worked up to a 4 star bistro in Chicago… Never have I actually recoiled in genuine fear and disgust regarding food until now. That food was an abomination from the deepest pits of the inferno only suitable as poison for sacrificial rituals to Apollyon. An absolute death casserole on an apocalyptic scale. We are all lost.

[@ZuleikaLambe]

🤣🤣☠️

[@exquisitecanineaficionado]

You didn't see Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad then I guess; that's another infamous vid on Jack's channel.

[@ninjaswordtothehead]

Don't watch Jack's video on Party Cheese Salad or anything involving chicken. I still haven't recovered.

[@abusivesystems9844]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dadtype2339]

Watch him make the chicken it under the buttermilk wet brine part 1, that's my fav, next to this one. Actually just watch August's playlist on Cooking, and you'll also get to meet Cooking with Kay. Now a hard question, you must eat one dish prepared by Jack or one from Kay, which is your choice, that's really a hard one to answer, seriously. And it would depend on what they made like Kay's fried rice is REALLY something special. Lol, (Slaps forehead with a very loud audible smack)!

[@Lobo47478]

This clown never seizes to amaze.his regretful expression when he tries that crap is always hilarious,I’m surprised he’s still alive

[@randysgutful]

He's barely hanging on

[@PJinx_Mister]

Hello, it's me again, (chef with bachelor's degree in chemistry and food science) first of the onion probably had mold on it, if it was a small amount, so it won't kill u, and if you consumed this, you would be okay for the most part, but it would taste horrible and you will probably be nauseous and maybe throw up because of the taste/smell. Also, all the "food" that went in here will taste awful together, like August said, "It's hell in a pot." And "This is a nuclear bomb in a pot." and I could go on and on, but ya know I'm just here so yall can stay safe. Also August, your a great youtube, and I love your videos. Be safe yall.

[@mischeviousassgremlin]

"This chef's cooking is going to kill you" Boy oh boy am I gonna have a feast tonight

[@unhingedgamin2706]

Me too 👌

[@Dea_Italiana]

Bone apple teet, guys 🤌

[@StinkyDumpsterRat]

Dig in guys 🍽

[@nathanstarkey9527]

@@Dea_Italiana Bow at the tea*

[@Randomguy13137]

I would like to see Gordon Ramsey react to Jack or Cay with August. Now that would be some very very good quality content

[@shillbear6611]

i think he would die of stress

[@vanessamoorer3378]

@@shillbear6611 Yeah. He'd have a breakdown after 5 seconds, of watching just one of Jack's videos.

[@jchavari4318]

I’m actually surprised he hasn’t reacted to Jack yet despite how many youtubers has given him so much attention at this point for awhile

[@benjaminmarquart969]

Uncle Roger reaction would be better

[@playcube4564]

he won't cause all it does is get them popular and feeds them attention, he did it with the vegan teacher and its the only reason shes relevant

[@gregm2325]

Jack claimed that stew was for his family's supper that night? Hell no, they took one look into the slow cooker and said, "we're ordering pizza!"

[@TnT_F0X]

Hot Dogs have Three Acceptable uses. As a Hot Dog in a bun. As a Hot Dog Wrapped in bread/pastry. As Chopped Hot Dogs with fried potatoes, peppers, and onions.

[@zanmolecules4105]

Jack probably invented a new element on the periodic table in that stew without even knowing it

[@lauraliviola7028]

But the best part is that Jack is always so optimistic.

[@cariesmamalife4428]

Imagine how many decent meals he could have made with those leftover ingredients if he would have added things like pinto beans, noodles, rice… I can think of at least 4 deferent meals he could have made with the addition of a few things.

[@Bassfully]

yeah, and that lime wasn't even close to going bad either, why oh why did he have to squeeze it in there?

[@fan.80s_90s]

Exactly the same thing, the turkey he could made like a meat gravy something then the sausages with veggies could go with rice kinda like a rice hotdog veggies. I don't like wasting food but what Jack is doing is worst.

[@Ko8la2233]

@@fan.80s_90swait, I seen you comment in an Arab drift video. I think you commented that you watch it because of the music.

[@fan.80s_90s]

@Ko8la2233 I don't recall, but I've seen so many drifting videos because of the song.

[@Ko8la2233]

@@fan.80s_90s yeah it’s cool.

[@BigBrotherBrody]

Him at cooking school: "My goals are beyond your understanding..."

[@aflaccc]

His grey beard shows all of the stress of his weaponized cuisines.

[@awesomedork8294]

With all those leftovers, I don't think Jack eats his own food.

[@tylerhorn3712]

"Bacon, hotdog, turkey and sirloin" base makes this recipe irredeemable. Sometimes us poorer folk throw a jar of artichoke hearts into a red sauce because it would expire if we didn't. It's still tasty. He threw the kitchen sink into a pot and expects to eat it.

[@YurinanAcquiline]

He should have used turkey or sirloin...alone... Also... Used the vegetables only.. Why add all the tinned items... He could have made a broth wirh the turkey or sirloin. Drained it and cooked some carrots and other vegetables in it..And what is with the lime?!

[@tylerhorn3712]

@@YurinanAcquiline that's a much better way to make a poor man's meal. Sirloin or turkey with a ton of veggies is great. Unless your making a spicy Lime Mexican type dish (or perhaps fish) it's not recommended.

[@spreak183]

Jack is straight up in denial at this point 💀💀💀

[@Rat_Sauce]

I was hungry before this video, now I feel like I will never eat again.

[@spacewurm]

Heed the warning next time Imperial City dweller.

[@cheesygachauwu2500]

Lol

[@Rat_Sauce]

@Twitter User shart

[@J.W.K.]

I ate before watching this so I'm good

[@yetrz]

@Twitter User Your name really says alot about you

[@johnii5959]

I feel like Jacks family has gotten sick from his food (that he with no doubt has to practically beg them to eat) at least a few times😂😂

[@WillowJordan1979]

I once got a salad from a salad bar. There was pesto pasta and melon, but I figured if they're on different sides, they won't mix too much. However, they did mix on the way home and it all tasted like vomit, even after I tried to wash the pesto off the melons. My room mate hates having food go to waste and he ate it. His expressions were very similar to Jack's when he tastes his own concoction.

[@jumbledmass5754]

5:30 what it sounds like after I eat taco bell.

[@bundesautobahn7]

You know that there's a condition called pica, where you can eat anything that exists, even if it usually disgusts any other person.

[@AshtontheCryptid]

My husband is in the medical field and has seen people with pica. Usually pica patients eat things like baby powder, dirt, clay, coins, some even eat mattress foam, deodorant, or even shoes (to name some of the stranger ones). It's definitely a strange disease. I don't think Jack has pica, but I definitely think his palate is not where most peoples' are. He's a strange one alright lol.

[@vinegro4579]

Holy crap! I think my dogs have Pica!

[@bundesautobahn7]

@@AshtontheCryptid Good point with the palate.

[@CarlosThadeu]

Oh god, I had a heart attack when reading this cause pica is a brazilian slang for dick lol

[@ohhkennny766]

@@vinegro4579 no lol dogs are just stupid and will eat anything just keep it away from them since if they think it looks and smells edible they will absolutely try to eat it and just so you know most dogs enjoy the smell of shit so their taste and smell for things they'd like to eat is y'know not exactly palatable for humans

[@densetsu9907]

The utter shock that AugustTheDuck has is hilarious

[@vanessamoorer3378]

@Twitter User Since you're most likely a Twitter user, you're opinion in pretty invalid. So yeah. (- _-)

[@HUYI1]

how does he do this and watch this while conscious?

[@guidedexplosiveprojectileg9943]

@@vanessamoorer3378 You are a truly based, red pilled, sigma male

[@phitc4242]

@@guidedexplosiveprojectileg9943 _you became the very thing you swore to destroy_

[@guidedexplosiveprojectileg9943]

HOW!?!??!?!?!?!!!??

[@WNGGAMING7]

Of course Jack is the kind of person who uses one cutting board for everything

[@kecukraftwork1988]

Nothing gives your carrots flavour quite like semi-absorbed raw meat juices 😳

[@snooz3d998]

@@kecukraftwork1988 tbfI too use only one cutting board, but I cut all my vegetables before the meat, and then put them in a seperate bowl

[@andrewevans7992]

@@snooz3d998 yeah some people just don’t do or know how to do it right

[@sammyauscux9529]

Everything went into the same pot. There's no difference in one of two cutting boards

[@derekbutts2660]

Why would that matter if it's all going into the pot to be cooked? God don't ever see what restaurants do you'll have an aneurysm.

[@blackknightjack3850]

Every time I see a Cooking with Jack video I deeply fear that this is what my cooking looks like to other people and that, like Jack, I'm too delusional to see it myself.

[@chrbotno1920]

I was raised on a farm and we called that Slop and fed it to the hogs 🐖

[@DudeTheMighty]

I'd feel bad feeding this to pigs, honestly.

[@pirateadam3686]

I just realised Jack is actually doing an excellent recreation of traditional cooking, but from around the 1700s traditional. Dirt poor farmer? Check Can't afford food? Check Literally starving from meal to meal? Check Have enough salt or spice to obliterate any actual taste profile? Check Just rename it to "Presents Revolting" and the guys a freaking genius!

[@Nobodyshoes]

@2:20 he actually made an onion cry when it saw what he was making with it.

[@vadimplays4949]

💀

[@pyroman7196]

How does all that food end up in the garbage at Jacks house? He describes it as Greek gods beg for his leftovers, if it’s that good, there should never be leftovers, or the fresh leftovers could easily be given away. Hell, neighbours probably show up begging for leftovers based on how much he praises his own cooking.

[@SapienSafari]

“So WE can have it tonight for dinner.” Who is WE? God bless them.

[@spacewurm]

Imagine Jack was on Chopped? Not that he would actually pass the qualifier.

[@wulfieluff]

Yeah but I bet he could get onto worse cooks in America easily enough and it would be just as entertaining.

[@MrCowShed]

@@wulfieluff he would win

[@SebastianSmith-c5t]

He would be great on that show "Worst Cooks in America" series.

[@jetgrav7419]

2:35 that turkey is so dry if you put it on your scalp your hair will turn to fish scales

[@Anadyomene24]

That crock pot needs to join a union

[@Ramuh100]

I legitimately believe he enjoys this food. If he can eat bloody rice from that Lazy Man's Porkchop vid and think there is nothing wrong, or eat a partially cooked chicken, this stew is five-star for him.

[@ROT4RYfc3s]

Jack saying he goes through his fridge and throws out all the old stuff is the biggest lie he's ever told. We all know he keeps green moldy brisket to recook and eat

[@pandamonium9255]

Either his mom is disappointed in how he's using her legendary sauce pot, or she's equally happy that he's openly thanking her in a video of him using it to make hot garbage (literally). Either way, she should be ashamed of how he is ruining it's legacy. If he grew up eating this mess, then shes just as bad as he is.

[@Asstronut]

She dead

[@jamstarent21]

I blame you Duck man for getting me hooked with Jack's cooking lmao

[@kevinmcmurray4900]

He's like a kid who pretends to cook by mixing everything he finds in the fridge

[@fan.80s_90s]

If he did a little saute like onions, tomatoes with spices then mix the left overs with rice, it would made a meal.

[@terrafair3248]

Dude is just grabbing random crap from the fridge and "cooking" it

[@monorail4252]

I would have thought he worked in a prisons kitchen but the prisoners would have rioted if they had to eat that.

[@part-e7344]

You see, if Jack added an onion, then it would look like sheer perfection beyond recognition.

[@premiumbackgroundmusic]

I love how every Cooking with Jack episode you do is "the worst we've ever seen" and you're not even making it up.

[@jacobbrando5534]

0:12 this cooking is useful for when I don't wanna go to school and pretend to have a sick day so my mum let's me stay home.

[@jaffasplaffa1]

I feel so bad for his family, they are really eating this stuff. Thoughts and prayers!

[@MissKipperz]

my grandma would make "cupboard stew" on the weekends with leftovers. this is an insult to that like she'd at least REASONABLE with what she combines.

[@ryleepp6692]

August : " I would have to make this exact same recipe, and eat the entire thing before deciding if it's good or not." Me : do it

[@fenixrises9854]

August said that, not Jack

[@ryleepp6692]

@@fenixrises9854 thank you for saying something, dont kno why i put that all i can say is im slow asf

[@fenixrises9854]

@@ryleepp6692 lol it happens. You’re welcome

[@Cocoarunway]

Someone should give this guy a subscription to Hello Fresh. It’s clear this is what he needs

[@oscarfarmer5619]

Petition for August to cook this, like he said he would have to do. Would be a nice switch up

[@angelhelton682]

I truly thought I was the only person in the world that thought hotdogs were the most disgusting thing ever created. Then I found the Duck. I'm so happy I found 1 other person that despises hotdogs as much as I do.

[@sqishyfry581]

bro's in creative mode he's eating poison stew

[@dailydoseofpills6192]

*August’s monotone voice while talking about Jack will always make me laugh.*

[@__sunnybunnie__]

I think we all need to donate to August bc the amount of TrAuMa he puts himself through for our entertainment is astronomical.

[@Gdog-hm7or]

Definitely

[@ZebraLuv]

A duck therapy fund

[@__sunnybunnie__]

@@ZebraLuv absolutely 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@SoCalJellybean]

The fact that I’m focusing on THIS detail amidst this entire garbage fire says more about me than ol’ Jack, but here we go: Lime juice should only be added AFTER cooking in most cases! The heat changes the acidity of the lime, so squeeze it in after it’s been pulled from the heat source, and it will add a brightness and complexity to your finished product. Not THIS product though… nothing could save this atrocity! 😳

[@Mattreyu199]

He should have just ate the lime by itself and flushed the war-crime stew down the toilet.

[@ihatesnickers5070]

Plot twist: he actually got those ingredients from a garbage bag

[@mizukageezay2243]

Considering the amount of leftovers he always had, one would have thought he could pick up on the fact he can’t cook.

[@SiniBANG]

My mom always say: The ingredients will not complain. You can make anything you want with what you have and making it palatable is always the goal. But if it's done poorly, it's gonna be a waste and the person who made it gets the blame.

[@kiley9478]

make your mom see this video, she's gonna be so revolted by all the food he wasted

[@migepogon1011]

Jack's food is good enough to be a weapon against Satan

[@VieIsMyName]

Bro even satan would stay away from jack foods

[@hurricane5815]

He just made something that pigs eat

[@aeradellaferrell1195]

That beer had no way of being full, I feel like he took a few swigs to prepare himself for the atrocity he was creating.

[@maesterdanteamadeus444]

I legit don't understand how you can make cooking look more unappealing than the toilet bowl punch.

[@ZION73082]

Which is worse??? 2 girls 1 cup... Or 2 pots 1 Jack YOU DECIDE!!! 🤣☠️👻

[@invisiblekid99]

damn, that's a closer call than I'd ever imagined after seeing those girls.

[@emilegriffith1473]

Hard draw

[@ZION73082]

🤣😏👍

[@RaymondKHessel01]

Omfg I can’t stop laughing. I’m crying the look on his face when he took a bite was priceless

[@StrawbearXD]

He seems like such a sweet person with a passion, he just needs the skills 😢 (😬 I take that back)

[@Salitrillo360]

My man does not have an idea of what cooking is. Life sucks, but not as much as his cooking.

[@candlestyx8517]

He almost killed his son over marijuana, choked him out until he was bleeding from his nose and his eyeballs were pushing out. not at all a sweet person

[@StrawbearXD]

@@candlestyx8517 well then nvm I got bad vibes from him anyways

[@StrawbearXD]

@@candlestyx8517 that’s terrible

[@just_agodbridger4457]

best man ww

[@poketales9207]

the worst part is... that poor pot... what did it do to deserve this...?

[@rg975]

It looks like the slop at the bottom of a dumpster

[@Stephanpar23]

Wow. This grossed me out more than actual vomit. Damn. Bravo. Never have I been more disgusted with fresh food in my entire life, Jack.🤨

[@DenyThisFlesh]

I wouldn't call any of that fresh. 😂

[@DulcetNuance]

August just adding the seasoning every dish needs. Perfection.

[@blackhat1018]

The idea behind the stew isn’t terrible and Jack did have some decent ingredients to use for it. The main issue is he literally threw everything in all at once instead of sautéing the veggies first and then deglazing with the beer. My theory on why he was able to enjoy it was because it was so spicy from the jalapeños and cajun seasoning that it “burnt” his tongue (so to speak) and he wasn’t able to taste anything else.

[@Mattreyu199]

The main issue is he literally threw everything in all at once -instead- -of- -sautéing- -the- -veggies- -first- -and- -then- -deglazing- -with- -the- -beer- .

[@Xiroxys]

I will never understand why people cook with beer, Jack aside. Same with coffee. Adding an acquired taste to any food is just not a good idea.

[@danniitheaussie]

As soon as I saw leftover onion in a bag, my brain started yelling NO NO NO NO NO! THANKFULLY he didn't use that. You cannot use leftover onion, it immediately starts releasing gases once cut, they can be deadly if left long enough 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@connerhart3223]

Calling him a chef is an affront to career fry cooks

[@kaylariffic6611]

Lets go another cooking with jack show video. My favorite ones from you.

[@jimbix8517]

@Twitter User .

[@averageuser3067]

@Twitter User Your username speaks for itself.

[@wollyrhinos9546]

is it bad this makes my cooking look good and i make grilled cheese sandwiches in the microwave

[@holmes2528]

Wouldnt it be a microwaved cheese sandwhich then ...

[@wollyrhinos9546]

@@holmes2528 yes yes it wud be but the name i gave it makes it sound more like somthing that can eat

[@holmes2528]

@@wollyrhinos9546 over here in the uk toasted bread with beans and then topped with cheese is amazing 😍

[@wollyrhinos9546]

@@holmes2528 that sounds fantastic

[@holmes2528]

@@wollyrhinos9546 trust me give it a try, dont nuke it though, just under the grill so the cheese melts 🤌

[@gufhyoofy7623]

Beer? At this point he’s pulling ingredients out of his ass and making a bad meal. LMFAO

[@zimovik4004]

The best cook at it again

[@Zenithstudios5274]

Holy sh*t !! As a chef I must say that watching this just breaks my soul. It literally destroys everything I stand for. My god I don't think a homeless shelter would serve that..

[@Mattreyu199]

Serving that to homeless people would be anti-homeless hate-crime imo.

[@sonicfangal2000]

The sound of the garbage stew being poured is what you will sound like on the toilet after eating it

[@michaelc1626]

I've been going through your cooking with Jack series...and first I felt absolutely traumatized...but for real...I think...just maybe...Jack...might be the most genius deadpan satire cooking videos ever. There's no way this guy is being serious........ Right?

[@Syenthros]

"A beer..." Just... Just a whole beer, eh Jack?

[@kylefloyd7556]

I know right.. just drink it

[@heatherwing8270]

How can you say you love your mother before putting THAT in her pot😭 I don't believe you. 5:05 - At least it would make it quick🤮