This Drama Is Ridiculous

[@johnnyzen4282]

Phil did nothing wrong, he did everything correct. For real, though, DSP blaming everyone and everything for his own stupidity is literally what he's known for.

[@seabasswallyworld]

He's got over a decade of receipts for this behavior. Total Buscuit's prediction that he'd become the Jester of the Internet was, and continues to be, proven true. He's like a lolcow that's got just enough narcissism in his bones to keep from collapsing.

[@schmidth]

@@seabasswallyworld He's the lolcow that never ever runs out of milk. Also a literal cockroach that will survive anything, never be cancelled.

[@Roge9]

ah, had me on the first half!

[@schmidth]

@@mongoosegang He is THE lolcow

[@sithhill]

He backstabbed his friends, refused to cut them a check for their work they put into his channel with him at his beginnings. He then blamed them for his channels problems, made multiple other channels after Machinima fucked him over, then gets banned on twitch and blamed twitch. Dude was one of my favorite youtubers back in the day...then his behavior really came out. Lets not forget Panda either! oh lord...that was a mess....

[@saturn580]

DSP vs Asmongold is like a boxing match where one guy keeps punching himself in the face and the other guy just watches and laughs. 🤣

[@gabrieltorres7596]

One guy punches himself out while the other is drinking Dr. Pepper, it's a close fight it would be hard to figure who would win that fight. 😂😂😂😂

[@9TXONE]

😂 Well said!

[@GraveYardShif7]

lmao! 😂😂🤣🤣

[@gabrieltorres7596]

@@dinozero2 Do you think Asmon would instead be sitting with the commentators while drinking Dr. Pepper explaining why fighting DSP is so dumb and pointless saying it's unfair because he has a bad back, has gout, a massive dent on his head, breathing problems due to post nassal drip amd snorting, his uneven hairline would annoy him maybe, he may get attacked by Peta due to Asmon beating up a pig 🤷🏾 then later he'll react to the fight in his room agreeing with himself while drinking more Dr. Pepper 🤣 For some reason I am imagining Asmon wearing boxing trunks, boxing gloves and a robe. Emiru low key roasting him on her livestream. This is some satire fanfiction 😐

[@dark_taco]

When you called him a statistic I was DYING 😂😂😂

[@godwintalking4724]

He’s one of the predictable NPC

[@4head992]

The funny part is that he literally is. Iirc the gdc lecture for the newer God of War sited him as the type of player they build puzzles around.

[@mysticflow467]

ye thats crazy

[@mythoceanas8874]

I like how he keeps using his wife as a shield for not actually doing work

[@luluco283]

Wait what he's married lnao😂

[@elvedinka5322]

He has a horse (khet) that is not an actual horse but his wife and child (jasper) who is actually a cat but he deems his child. His sk called "Family".

[@Puddspanker]

​@@luluco283he's "married" to a woman who basically doesn't exist. They're essentially roommates.

[@greychi]

@@Puddspankerdamn now i want dsp wife lore

[@Puddspanker]

@greychi I don't know much other than they're roommates and I doubt they bang. He claims she's there with him. But he's a pathelogical liar. People suspect she left along time ago.

[@Baronvonkame]

Asmon for all of us please do the time audit, his stream time breaks down to about 30% gameplay, 40% banning people, and 30% dead air.

[@AirahsELL]

10% unrecorded begment

[@VaporeonEnjoyer1]

@@mrbubbles6468 No Asmon is like 30% gameplay 70% reactions when nothing new is out.

[@HiItsMars]

@@mrbubbles6468have you literally ever even seen his stream lmao

[@AirahsELL]

@@HiItsMars pretty sure bubbles is a dent.

[@bojanglespoonan8419]

With an ever-growing "podcast" before gameplay starts

[@_keerp]

I hope DSP understands that his hatewatchers and detractors are his core audience and main source of income

[@NEEDbacon]

His audience, yes, source of income? Fuck no. No good detractor should give him a Penny.

[@redakdal]

@@NEEDbacon the do though, in that type of community where people hate watch they do ironically give people like phil money, its purely for clout

[@jackcristo1628]

@@redakdal That doesn't happen with Phil. It used to happen some until around 2020 when he started doing the "vest streak" where there was a $100 goal for him to wear a vest every day. No hate watchers wanted to contribute to that cringefest, so the $1-$5 troll tips dried up. Now it's literally just like a dead stream where one guy gives $20 and another gives $50 and they're both the same people who always give $20 and $50 and that's it.

[@TRGoldjkp]

@@jackcristo1628 You know alot about this dude

[@MilliardoMK]

This guy takes about 5 minutes to say something he could have said in 10 seconds.

[@pete5516]

I don’t like DSP but ngl it’s a bit ironic to say that while watching Asmon, the king of turning a 5 min video into 30 mins of content 😂

[@darkshadowsXtreme]

That's most streamers, including asmongold

[@pete5516]

@@magnolia549 you saying asmon doesn’t ramble? You definitely crazy then

[@pete5516]

@@magnolia549 also wasn’t meant to be an insult, but the end result is the same they both don’t speak as concisely as they could

[@CIANIBBA]

It’s called pignosis

[@EdgewiseChairman32]

Please Asmon, keep reacting to this guy.. It is absolute gold. I love it Thank you!

[@DakotaZ162]

Actually can you not, dsp is a ebegging clown don't give him more traffic lol

[@Exodus-sh5mq]

Pun intended

[@jbrown7063]

DSP is the gift that never stop giving no matter how hard you want it to.

[@justinland1208]

I’m actually happy to see how well he’s doing compared to how he was.

[@ariellee2329]

@@justinland1208why? And when? He’s always in financial destitute.

[@batboy555]

How is he broke? He must piss his money away.

[@jbrown7063]

@@batboy555 well he owes a lot of money in back taxes so yeah.

[@Puddspanker]

​@westakahashiddg60 people track him of his favorite game. A mobile game called WWE champions. He's spent over 100k on this mobile game. He's a degenerate gambling and a alcoholic. He never paid taxes on any of the money he made back in the day. Then went through bankruptcy. He claimed he only make like ~100 bucks a month with 5k a month in "business expenses". The bankruptcy people were asking for him to break that figure down, and him and his lawyer essentially refused to do so. He commits tax fraud all the time claiming basic necessities as business expenses. That's just the basic shit. He's a pathelogical lying scammer. That's why everyone hates him. People try to keep more people from getting scammed by him. If you want more info a youtuber called " Secret Limited" has made documentaries about his scams.

[@DemonsSoulsSuperPro]

Seeing new people introduced to the realm of DSP lore is hilarious

[@DaniD540]

Just wait until they discover Wings and LTG…the trifecta of lol cows

[@zara6854]

Lmao "I JUST CANT DO IT! I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE!"

[@mathatter9158]

You’re CONCRETELY TRYING TO HURT HIS FAMILY!!!!!

[@Abstrakt_TV]

Asmon I'm 36 and when I was 16 i beat DSP in a Capcom vs. SNK 2 tourney...he is still the same out-of-touch salt goon he's always been.

[@joshizfly]

Who'd you play and who'd he play? That's funny as hell

[@Abstrakt_TV]

@@joshizfly TBH I can't remember his whole team but I remember ryu and Blanka. I played Yamazaki, Geese, Bison forget what mode it's been so long. 😂

[@motorista_ramon]

fanfic

[@SynodicDelta]

"Salt goon" 😂😂

[@8Bitorbust]

You did God's work that day.

[@vanbovenproud]

I'm not even a gamer but i watch your content more than Netflix 😂 you're just entertaining to watch and keep such a positive and level headed vibe to everything. I'm a huge fan ❤

[@martinda7446]

''I'm beginning to realise why he didn't finish the Diablo IV campaign''

[@CaptainCanuck1975]

2:20 When DSP says he's been playing Diablo for "three weeks" he means he's been playing it for three hours a week for three weeks.

[@elvedinka5322]

That's why asmon is a detractor I Phil's head. Asmon should watch his streams for let's say 3 or 4 years before he is allowed to have an opinion. Context matter duuuuuude hahahahahahah

[@Seebeejeebees]

Asmon slowly but surely becoming a DSP detractor is... * Chef's kiss *

[@vahlok1426]

First the Sidescrollers, now Asmon. Who's next, James Rolfe?

[@Seebeejeebees]

@@vahlok1426 Next let's get Gordon Ramsay to review DSP's old cooking videos lmao.

[@vahlok1426]

@@Seebeejeebees "Oh my god... OHHH MY GOD!" -Gordon upon seeing his sauce.

[@Troonielicious]

Everyone should be a detractor to this bum

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

@@SeebeejeebeesSomebody did that edit years ago.

[@MaveraceAnimation]

I love that he just glossed over calling Asmon a slob and instead praised him for his intelligence.

[@BlackAceV3]

And then dipshytphil still wonders why he is still “Level 1”.

[@Sleeprocket1]

Everyone hates him. Its like a hidden power of his

[@Evansgr123]

That guy at 5:50: How the hell are they living a life if they are sitting at their computer 18 hours for 2 days straight? Me: *cries in accounting*

[@mn240s14]

With a mid week holiday during month end, this hits hard.

[@lilia-ai]

me: also cries in programming

[@y0shikagej0estarb0wie6]

@@lilia-ai I share your pain

[@vahlok1426]

Welcome to the DSP rabbit hole, Asmon. Its deep, full of abandoned games, and there are plenty of other like-minded mature adults to talk with.

[@NEEDbacon]

Welcome to hell, enjoy the buffet

[@carlthejexican7551]

Me working a regular job 8 hours a day, still doing chores, spending time with my fiancé and playing games a few hours a night while getting 7 hours of sleep is a super human feat to him. The reality is I time manage what I do. I don't waste my time crying about what other people do.

[@cheatermccheat6378]

Me working 12 hrs, leaving the house when it's dark then coming home when it's dark and this dick head DSP is moaning. When I get home I got time to do fuck all but go to bed for the next 12 hr shift 😂 He wouldn't cope with real work at all.

[@danielwilson2185]

fiance is way too good for you, way out of your league bud

[@scorpion6328]

It’s even more sad when you realize that Phil create his OWN schedule.

[@trolleyboy2344]

If Asmon was a super villain he’d be Megamind… cause he’s bald

[@whenpigsfly8178]

Megabald

[@Win-tq2uf]

If you were a char in movie you'd be a dweller living in your mom's basement... cause you're a poor, ueless kid The creativity is off the roof

[@ms3862]

true baldi

[@akibablackfrostfox2183]

Hahaha 😂😂 asmongold will be super genius Gamer then Phil

[@Win-tq2uf]

@@akibablackfrostfox2183 hahahahaha hilarious 🙃

[@Quintillion_Ton]

He's the perfect Ricky Gervais character that came to life on it's own. 👀

[@karlpower5476]

Phil and Karl Pinkerton do idiots abroad season 4

[@physetermacrocephalus2209]

Phil is complaining about having to do his "job" lmao. Phill, working for 16 hours is called MONDAY AND TUESDAY

[@eloso5670]

The funny part is for how many times DSP has gone “viral” lately, he will add a grand total of zero new viewers.

[@pvt.prinny759]

Yeah if you actually watch his stuff you’d become depressed seeing his miserable life i’d imagine

[@jmido8]

what i love about Asmongold is his rationality. He's a very logical guy who sees shit and calls it out for what it is.

[@waffles8664]

Asmongold has mental illness called Autism

[@nothingmuch4718]

This reminds me so much about another recent drama with the "It's out of context, i'm talking about for me". Maybe Dsp should claim misogyni now.

[@bharlan2002]

The cycle of DSP drama continues, as is the natural way.

[@Ethan_draws]

I'm so ready for the next layers of reactions of these two, nothing beats the josh strife Hayes reactception though

[@AgrPerez]

Isn't this the guy that blew himself up in Tears of the Kingdom, messing up his controls, and blamed Nintendo for it?

[@synony6]

If you think that's the worst thing he's done. Probably don't google him...

[@AirahsELL]

Yes.

[@lackybracky8414]

yep that's him. it's the guy!

[@KeytarArgonian]

He’s a stream Wanker. _literally._

[@kanbaroonie]

He is awful at every game, look up “this is how you don’t play” my favorites are jak2 and Mario tennis (the new one idk what it’s called)

[@joshtheryuk]

Seeing new people discover DSP's craziness is always a treat. LMAO.

[@LordSkullkid]

Asmon is to blame here. Giving this griftor his yearly 15 minutes of clout

[@MattDeezly]

And it’s making for amazing content so who cares?😂

[@Treerootz1]

15 min of gout

[@YoutubeStyleChannel]

Normally I'd agree, but DSP won't grow at all from this, he's that repulsive to new viewers

[@ariellee2329]

It’s fine. New people will check Phil out and end up becoming detractors.

[@yourmothersboyfriend2348]

​@@Treerootz1Fuck, dude. I spit out my water.

[@B.A.Killington]

He streams for 4 hours in the afternoon, then 2 in the evening. I don't know how he figures that he doesn't have time for chores and his wife.

[@etholus1000]

Right? Poor him for “working” 6 hours a day and “not having time for family”. This dudes a absolute man child, god forbid he had to actually work 7-10 hours like the rest of us

[@Puddspanker]

Yeah I work 12.5 hour shifts and I have an actual family. Not just a cat and a non existant wife.

[@lautarotrefilio4773]

@@Puddspanker but why exactly do you think this gives you any high ground?

[@MoistYoghurt]

This man's job is literally to stream, and he hasn't finished diablo and complains about a healthy work life balance. Lmao, look at Quin he has a whole family

[@Redcloudsrocks]

several streamers have a family and they still work out a streaming schedule

[@GoRamz]

delusionally lazy, doesn't realize people go to work for 12 hours a day and still have a family and keep up with their responsibilities. He wouldn't even need to play that much to finish the campaign i have no idea how he hasn't and is somehow playing the well i have a family card

[@Seebeejeebees]

Worst part is, the guy has a daily 1.5 hour segment at the beginning of his stream where he doesn't play anything but instead goes on barely coherent rants about whatever is bothering him. Sometimes he runs out of things to say and he just sits there waiting for someone to tip him while responding to chat's questions in a very rude fashion. If he simply were to realize that no one cares to listen to a 41 year old man who is out of touch with reality talk about stuff he knows nothing about... Then he'd be able to beat any game in a matter of days, not weeks and sometimes months. But as we detractors know, DSP HATES gaming and only does it because it's an easy and lazy way for him to make a living.

[@MoistYoghurt]

@@GoRamz he has so many schizo arguments that make no sense at all and lost touch with reality lmao

[@cheatermccheat6378]

​@GoRamz ikr. 12 hr shifts literally leaving the house when it's dark then coming home when it's dark and only having time to go to bed ready for the next 12 hr shift. How tf is he moaning.

[@beanxsauce]

Watching Asmon become a detractor in real time is hilarious

[@italianspiderman5012]

Whenever I see dsp talking, I know he’s saying words, but all I hear is “blah, blah, not my fault, blah blah” I can’t help it.

[@ModekaiPL]

When you have to do a presentation that needs to last 15 minutes, but you just have an idea that you can summarize in one sentence, that this guy.

[@Ancientreapers]

11:42 "Anyone who is slightly critical is a hate watcher" - DSP He didn't actually say that but that's his subtext all through these years. His only claim to fame is doing a Toobin and fapped thinking his camera was off.

[@CaptainCanuck1975]

A few years ago he called people who gave his videos thumbs-down "sociopaths" and was 100% serious.

[@dudebruh8534]

Holy crap I thought I was the only one who remembers that. DSP has literally done nothing significant on the internet other than one popular fap clip on the live streaming fail subreddit.

[@kanbaroonie]

Dood he got 4th at EVO

[@CaptainCanuck1975]

@@kanbaroonie No. 1 ranked North American SF II Turbo player.

[@insensitive919]

You call this comment section "slightly critical"? You guys are clearly obsessed.

[@LordAlbrecht]

I love how DSP pronounces Asmongold as if there's an Asmonsilver and an Asmonbronze

[@Psycorde]

Huh

[@blackadam6445]

Asmonbronze 😂

[@vegaspony]

you're kinda reaching

[@blackadam6445]

@@vegaspony no he’s not

[@vegaspony]

@@blackadam6445 ok, whatever tickles your tenders 🤷🏿‍♀️

[@HEROm7]

Love this DSP arc

[@kastaway-mtx]

it is a great story arc lmao🤣🤣

[@vahlok1426]

The "Everybody Hates Me" arc.

[@edwardelric1447]

Whoever edits DSP videos has a patient of a saint, you do jesus proud buddy.

[@Sjwoba]

I wanna say something about how annoying it is to listen to DSP talk but this is the best I can do atm

[@Wighafoc]

The first time I ever heard about DSP was when Birdman made a video about him beating off and he didn’t realize the camera was on😂. I can never take him seriously, every time I see DSP I just laugh.

[@watcheem]

The editing style of these DSP videos are hilarious 😂😂

[@Dxwill10]

If someone ever asks you about an absolute picture perfect example of a covert narcissist, just point them at DSP.

[@seriousbacon3676]

"It's me defending my way of doing things." Bro, who cares? People need to get over this obsession that they need to be some active sentry for their decisions against random people online. Nothing makes you look less confident

[@Zharrgrim]

He is not your bro

[@DavidARichards]

Wait, are you saying people shouldn’t defend themselves and their points? The internet is supposed to be allowed to wail on people unopposed ?

[@Redcloudsrocks]

@@DavidARichards No but he is farming hate, he keeps caring about the smallest things rather than just going ''Eh that's fine'' and moving on

[@fennyferrister668]

@@DavidARichards When the wailing is stupid... yes. No one cares what the whiner is saying so why address it that's your time, effort and life that is being expended on someone you don't know they probably don't care what your response is.

[@Seebeejeebees]

Thing is, DSP is a textbook example of someone with narcissistic personality disorder. He manages to make absolutely everything about himself, even when reacting to content that has nothing to do with him, and will never ever ever admit to doing anything wrong. A psych student could honestly write an award-winning dissertation on the guy.

[@calebb231]

I realized well over a year ago that DSP cannot and will not ever be reasoned with. His victim mentality is way too strong.

[@SkroomJuice]

God I love a good schizo rant :’)

[@ozenthelewdable5427]

I just imagine DSP ranting in his videos for all his audience to see about him not being schizo like Chuck McGill in BCS. "Are you telling me OTK can just stand on its own like that? It was Asmon! HE COOKED A 2$ STEAK!"

[@Troonielicious]

Definitely a alien schizo for sure

[@Nemes_memes]

I love DSP, hes a shameless grifter who complains basically nonstop and begs for money all day everyday so that he can spend time playing video games and not get a job. He literally is unambitious, not creative at all and hopelessly boring, his haters are the ones that make him hilarious. And when he reacts to ancient content and gives us those big crocodile tears, its just so heartwarming. Or when people interview him and they cant understand that he has absolutely no desire to change what he does all day everyday, just priceless. I love ya phil, never change.

[@sjorspolling8275]

Two trolls meet each other on the internet, lets call them Mike and Steven. "Hey man! How's it going?" Steven asks Mike. "Not that great to be honest... Haven't been fed in days." Mike answered. Steven replies with sympathy: "Dude, that sucks. But I know a place where you can always get a good meal." "Really! Where is that place?" Mike asks. "It's at DSP's channel, I'm surprised you never heard of him..."

[@TheEpicNub]

Hey, do you know what context is? Alright, context is when... well, let's see if we can illuminate the very essence of its profound yet subtle significance. Context, my dear interlocutor, is that invisible backdrop against which our every word, every action, every thought, finds its significance. It's the hidden conductor orchestrating the grand symphony of our lives, where every note and silence gets its meaning. Consider it this way: if words were actors, context would be the stage, the set design, the script, and even the audience reactions. It's the grand setting that gives each line its weight, its timing, its pathos or humor. Without context, "To be or not to be" is just a binary question, not the profound existential musing that rattles the foundations of our being. In the grand tapestry of conversation, context is the warp and weft, the very fabric that cradles each word, allowing it to nestle snugly into a sentence, a paragraph, a grander narrative, infusing it with color and richness and depth. And context doesn't just shape our understanding of language. Oh no, its domain extends far beyond that. Consider culture, where context takes a stroll in the grand garden of societal norms, values, traditions, and expectations, delicately weaving these threads into the quilt of our collective human experience. Imagine, if you will, a painting. Alone, without context, it's just a smattering of color and form. But bring context into the picture, and suddenly that smattering of color becomes 'Starry Night', and the artist, a tormented genius named Vincent Van Gogh. Now, the painting takes on a whole new life, nestled snugly in the bosom of its historical, biographical, and cultural context. So you see, my friend, context isn't just a dictionary definition or an academic term. It's a dance between the spoken and unspoken, the seen and unseen, the conscious and unconscious. It's the lens through which we perceive the world and the canvas upon which we paint our words. And, if you think about it, it’s truly a marvel how such a simple term could hold such a profound significance. That, my dear interlocutor, is the wonder and the mystery, the unfathomable depth and breadth, of context.

[@BackyardButcher]

😂😂😂👍💯

[@SkibidyWorld]

DSP is SO fulfilled in his private life, a wonderful beautiful wife who sherish every second her hardworking man can spare...DSP has ascended and can only look back in disdain at his past self as a simple minded "gamer"...HAil to the king DSP!!!

[@andukesoulfire7810]

DSP is the Human equivalent of a when you reach for something and accidentally grab a Sea Urchin instead He also has the charisma of a handful of Soiled Pennies!

[@HKxSlashbang47]

dude kinda makes himself a target when he reacts to his haters like this. Its comedy gold to the trolls and gives them so much satisfaction.

[@defmore5099]

you mean by lying and talking about context in a clip that had 20 minutes of "context" before asmongoloid got mentioned? yeah I guess he should stop

[@dexter1450]

Oh man, that crackhead might be offended moment had me laughing hard. Close to peeing myself...

[@the_realist_John_Doe]

In his mind, he's a huge deal and this drama matters... in reality, I hope he gets good and stops being bad. Maybe one day him and his life partner and their cat-kid or whatever will all be happy even if he stops being bad and gets good. :) It's his job, he could at least put an honest 8 hours in.

[@travm5540]

@@mrbubbles6468wdym, no drama on these platforms matter. It’s just content to laugh at half the time unless it’s something like EDP your life would not change because of what’s going on. You could go your whole life without knowing half this shit and your life wouldn’t be any different. So tell me how and why does it matter?

[@travm5540]

@@mrbubbles6468 agreed but that would mean people are putting value on it themselves then complaining about it, which to me personally doesn’t make sense. I’m okay with it making money but don’t act like this shit matters that’s just a wild statement.

[@ReGo001]

“Most prolific content creator in the world”

[@redakdal]

my head hurts from even trying to understand with DSP was trying to explain.

[@korbynshares]

The best part of this "drama" is still BYE DAD!

[@ZedNull.]

It just feels like Dsp is insanely jealous because he couldnt hardcore game even if he wanted to anymore, so he has to judge the lifestyle and morally grandstand to justify him giving it up.

[@Photonkannon]

This is the very definition of a nothing burger.

[@Ancientreapers]

DSP see his chance to pull in more cash now that Asmongold's name is involved.

[@macandcheeseofficial]

I love how DSP is the ONLY person upset over anything here and he is so extreme with his view on finishing a game. Like bro, it’s your job, 8 hours a day playing games for a job is way more than most people could ever play. I’ve never met nor seen a person that wasn’t ill playing games 18 hours a day.

[@baqongroup8055]

3 WEEKS , TAKE HIS GAMER CARD AWAY

[@igotnukes6011]

One cannot possibly fathom just how much DSP gets off on this attention.

[@randibagley]

So happy for DSP finally getting some screen time after all these years

[@Vert_GreenHeart]

12:17 They do that because DSP somehow always manages to insult and rile people up, DSP says sh*t then proceeds to play the victim.

[@leftrom9738]

I finished the campaign *twice* (once by myself [as a sorcerer], once with a friend of mine who started later [as a druid]), in 10-12 days, without playing a ridiculously amount of time, and without skipping dialogue or cutscenes (both of the times).. Idk what is he talking about..

[@CrashKazooie]

I LOVE Asmon reacting to that "Dumbass" clip. Slowly becoming a detractor

[@karolnowosad9765]

Guy was talking about his past as a unhealthy lifestyle but now he’s all about imaginary dramas like world is spinning around him. It’s much worse than fast food

[@NEEDbacon]

And we know he's ordering out with door dash everyday anyways. Multiple times a day in fact.

[@newdawn3301]

i still come back to this "drama" regularly to get a good laugh.

[@undeathstroke7168]

This is going to turn into an endless react loop

[@TheUltimateBastich]

Every time DSP whines about no context, he makes himself look even worse when context is shown. Also every time he says "uhm", he loads new lie.

[@noahmancer9629]

I finished the campaign in three days without going no life mode. It really doesn’t take that long

[@DJGaetz]

I haven't laughed this hard in quite awhile! Thanks bro lol

[@ion1984]

this guy literally has a 3 minute conversation for 25 minutes

[@AndThenShwarmaAfter]

this is literally the funniest fucking video ive watched in the past few months

[@gintokikintoki4965]

Dude works from home, how much family time does he need lol

[@AirahsELL]

He doesn't have a family. He has a wife who hates him and a cat who also hates him. When he's not streaming, during his 3 hour break, he and his wife sit in silence and watch other streamers or he watches her play some game (she already beat Diablo btw) but it's implied they never do anything together and are basically just roommates. Even when he hears his wife come home he slams the door to his office shut.

[@gintokikintoki4965]

@@AirahsELL 💀💀

[@whatever9274]

@@AirahsELL any plans for having kids

[@whocares1631]

@@whatever9274 phil cant get hard, he has gout

[@randycrushsaga9493]

If he wonders why he has so many “haters”, it’s because they know he’s going to react like this.

[@DadVader]

Jesus I've thought that's Ricky Gervais 😂

[@whenpigsfly8178]

If he had Down's Syndrome.

[@SMACKYOURB1TCHUP]

Scuffed Ricky Gervais

[@DadVader]

@@SMACKYOURB1TCHUP Ricky from Wish ;-)

[@infamouscheesecake2232]

Wait till he hits the gunner glasses tips goal then it's the wish version of steven seagal

[@DadVader]

@@infamouscheesecake2232 🤣🤣

[@dlear85]

One of the most frustrating type of person to deal with in life are dummies who think they are intelligent

[@smoothlyrough512]

I like how always claims he's broke. But always has new background stuff, and new games.

[@whimsofmim]

DSP is the gift that keeps on giving. He is a treasure of the internet, in all his stupid glory.

[@iz607]

Asmongold, welcome to the pig roach detractor scene 🎉🎉🎉

[@DedeMariee]

The crackhead comparison took me tf out 😂😂😂

[@VeryRareKage]

I feel like DSP has minor autism but he doesn't know he has it 😂😂😂

[@batboy555]

He is exhausting to listen to.

[@heybri]

His "rocking back and forth on an x & y axis" is truly getting out of control. This dude has to be the most hateable person on the internet

[@bonechip01]

Oh the cameras on... The camera was on the whole time huh.... Hello.... *Rocks side to side*

[@ryanquinlan9718]

I've been playing D4 since it came out , not out of act one yet , just cruising around doing all the side missions lvl 34 currently. 1-2 hrs tops a day and sometimes half of it is me trying to stay awake.

[@S-T-E-V-E]

Phil if you didn't have hate watchers you'd have no watchers at all! 😂

[@PermanentlyTemporary]

He was the citation for Sony Santa Monica's game design decisions. Also, DSP says "3 weeks", but to be fair to the guy I strongly dislike, he's at like maybe 16-20 hours, and he spends most of his time doing EXACTLY what it looked like in the previous video.

[@pixelboxer4222]

Damn I bet this guy loves to listen to himself talking.

[@Beariie.]

Dsps shenanigans are on another level of comedy.

[@joe_ferreira]

Most players can complete each act in a single stream easy. This should only take most people 4/5 days playing casually.

[@loopygordo]

Ima semi hard-core player in most things I play. Jut got D4 2 days ago and ima finish the story tonight on my day off. I have no possible idea how it's taken him 3 weeks.

[@Ezek86]

when you say Ridiculous you mean Boring right? Not sure how anyone can tolerate DSP talk for more than 10mins.

[@kingrogers7740]

Dsp going for those drama clicks

[@Morbidtone]

Phil makes me feel like I'm caught in a tornado, it's all just going in circles and being flung around wildly.

[@celdur4635]

I get why DSP has haters now.

[@lilypacastsupper8922]

yes, he's a gaslighter, among other things.

[@DJGaetz]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! Thanks bro xD

[@patrickbrooks2644]

When you have to defend yourself from yourself 🤣

[@hazalad]

A dead horse that keeps beating itself up is the best way to describe DSP.

[@wrangchops]

1st. Didn't this guy legit toss off on stream thinking he had turned it off?

[@joe_ferreira]

Yes.

[@pearlydewdropsfall]

Yeah

[@wrangchops]

And rage quit tears of the kingdom saying the mechanics were to confusing? A game made for children?

[@whenpigsfly8178]

Yeah, it's the meaningful content that Phil's best known for.

[@razorsharp5643]

The reason people are so obsessed with DSP's finances is because he lies about them. True, in a vacuum what he spends his money on is harmless. But when he decries poor, says he needs money to pay his bills, he will lose his house or his family will not be able to afford groceries - and then he spends all that money on gambling - That is wrong. That's all there really is.