This House Wants To Be Your Mom (Smart House)

Smart House terrified me as a child, so let's unpack that.
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[@dangelowallaceagain]

I haven't seen this movie since I was four years old when it randomly came on the Disney Channel. I wonder how 4-year-old me would feel if he knew the next time I saw it would be 18 years later via Jarvis cosplaying the house in a "KZbin" thumbnail.

[@theo2123]

Deep

[@ads605]

Boyz support boyz

[@anti_fragile]

i need an update on my glasses prescription 😞, i didn't even notice that he was dressed as the house in the thumbnail

[@Lia-rb9rh]

18 years after seeing this movie for the first and last time: *oh yeah*

[@ausername5410]

Perhaps mentally scarred?

[@6amsunset_]

imagine dying inside the smart house and the floor just absorbs you

[@Plague_and_class]

OH MY GOD NO!

[@a-s-greig]

... Surprisingly, I don't hate this idea.

[@Plague_and_class]

@Kalbo PFFTTT!

[@starlover9921]

Just the thought is terrifying 😱

[@sersa4179]

THE FLOOR IS LAVA

[@NickkTheRiot]

Okay, just gloss over the fact that while she was turning herself into a tornado ready to put on the moniker of Murder House, she was singing the lullaby that their dead mom used to sing to them. That was the creepiest part of that whole scene and really brought it into black mirror territory.

[@ninj4WONTON]

i think about this scene unnecessarily often

[@roz8550]

YEAH that part freaked my out for years lmao

[@ZijnShayatanica]

LEGIT!!

[@sairaaahmedd1306]

Omg yes!!! So disturbing.... yet I watched this like 20 times

[@makardeku]

even when i was a kid i found that part very unsettling lmfao

[@psyerror1561]

Actually, I used to ask strangers who my mom talked to in the store if they would “Marry my mommy” so she didn’t have to work anymore ahaha.

[@x_gacha_mirey_x9909]

Did it work tho?

[@akalegos_]

Did it work tho

[@psyerror1561]

@@akalegos_ unfortunately not, she is married now but still gotta work lol

[@ThiagoGlady]

@@psyerror1561 Omg this was strangely cool to read XD

[@ptph941]

@@psyerror1561 😂 too bad she has to work, but I’m glad she found somebody

[@rubyred3580]

That clip of Tony Stark saying "Jarvis" with such an air of warning and disappointment is criminally underrated

[@NotLakayahItsFrNotMe]

My favorite part of the video

[@abbymorrison3097]

"Jarvis.." It's like he's frustrated that she's acting up lol

[@marjorielopez653]

300

[@yuuisanL]

fr

[@astroboystan]

1000th like. idk if i did a good or bad thing

[@hildahilda1823]

“I thought it was only girls with All this body-changing, mood-swinging insanity” Yes dad, only women go through puberty.

[@zr5581]

and then they have the nerve to complain about toxic masculinity

[@stupidass69420]

✨💖Toxic masculinity✨🥰

[@ehodges11]

I can confirm. I am a thirty year old man but I have the body and voice of a teenage boy.

[@ehodges11]

Minnie Mouse but worse Please don’t bring the toxic snowflake side of tiktok to KZbin.

[@genericname2747]

Male humans never change at all. They stay the same their entire lives

[@andreacaininstinct]

Imagine if when Ben's dad first walked in, the house went 'beep boop this man is trash' and just absorbed him into the floor

[@aisha5156]

💀

[@pphard3949]

bruh

[@chocoletentropy8673]

XD

[@kaleish4155]

Image the dad “Welp, I guess I’ll die now”

[@oliguerra4896]

I read this before watching the videos oh my lord-

[@numburger]

I love how the dad says he can't do his daughters hair because he isn't a woman yet his teenage son is literally a stay at home mom

[@asmrtpop2676]

She probably wants to be on time because she actually seems to have a good social life and like school. But she’s a child so it’s up to those around her to get her places on time, and they fail her.

[@kiralonely1307]

Oh god, why is she so relatable.

[@roselover411]

@@kiralonely1307 SAME god getting my mother anywhere on time back when I lived with her was so hard. She was late for my own graduation dinner. I left with my family _without_ her because I had to be at the stadium for graduation earlier than she did to watch it so she wasn't ready in time despite my reminding her that we have a schedule to keep and I was incredibly annoyed about it.

[@kiralonely1307]

@@roselover411 With my mom, it's always either I'm a little slow cause I have ADHD, so I'm a little behind schedule but I'm doing my best to catch up, usually speeding through doing things, but I also have OCD and have to periodically pause to double check I have everything, partially also due to the forgetfulness I get from my ADHD. She sees that as super frustrating. It's either that or she's behind because she zoned out or is busy reading and it takes her forever to pull herself out of it, which I understand, but sometimes she's having a conversation and puts off leaving to finish it, or puts things on hold to finish a video or something and then when I'm late or slow, she complains I don't value her time enough. It's so frustrating. Like, I am really trying, dude. But if I get aggravated at her when she's slow, she immediately pulls a "you're slow all the time" or "I was BUSY" or some shit as an excuse. She ALWAYS has to be right, good, and the hero in the situation. It's really frustrating at times. She's had lectures about me not respecting her time enough like 20 times in the last 2 years, while having such a tendency to be late that she jokes she's on "Bryant time" which is my stepdad's last name, and now hers, which Bryant time was a joke before they got married or anything because he's often late to things and usually by the same amount each time. Like he's in his own timezone. It's to the point that when she says she'll pick me up at one, for example, I generally tell my grandma she'll be here at two. Like, it's that common. But no. *I'm* not respecting *her* time, and she's allowed to be slow and late when I have things on a very tight schedule. *She's* allowed to complain, but if I *dare* to, then it's so hypocritical.

[@roselover411]

@@kiralonely1307 I did the same thing with visiting my nana. I started telling mom we were meeting at 1 even though we were really meeting at 2 because it was a *surprise* if she ever turned up earlier than an hour late. Nowadays her boyfriend doesn't let that happen. He's got her on a time table and he will leave at the right time to arrive wherever he's supposed to be. Granted, I don't LIKE her boyfriend, but at least her punctuality has greatly improved.

[@elijahhelmandollar5141]

That Tony Stark saying "Jarvis" joke was pure genius

[@hannahherrmann4921]

Had me wheezing

[@Krill_Phil]

Yep Lmao

[@saltyspittoon]

This is the second video of his that I’ve watched and that joke is what made me subscribe lmao

[@TheGreendaleHumanBeing]

Took me a second for me to realize

[@joashbritto]

Bet he's been waiting his whole life to make that joke

[@Xx_Star888_xX]

The fact that this poor child is turned into a parent because his father is neglectful and they didn't acknowledge that it's bad because he shouldn't be a parent because he's a child and his father is neglectful but its bad because he doesn't have a mother and therefore as the eldest child he must be the parent

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Uhhhhh. Sentence structure 🤙

[@griffin1017]

i think my brain has melted reading this

[@kaskaskas]

yeah I love that the dad didn't bother stepping up after his wife died because I guess taking care of your kids is a female thing

[@jamiehendrix2568]

​@@kaskaskasit's weird tho bc like, they made ben the main caretaker. So it's not like men in their world can't be nurturing, their dad is just neglectful

[@henrytheanglerfish6290]

One thing that I noticed while watching it was that it was said at one point that Pat respects your privacy and can’t look into bathrooms, then at the end when they’re making a plan to break out of the house, the kid (can’t remember the name) writes the email to the scientist while hiding in the tub. Very nice consistency 👍

[@toughrocks890]

I agree that it's nice consistancy but I thought that privacy protocols would have been thrown out with the safety protocol

[@desirient]

@@toughrocks890 i think it’s more like they don’t have cameras in the bathrooms

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

The only thing I got out of this is that Ben doesn't need a mom. *He's mom.*

[@endgameisbad2733]

My mom said if I could get 3k likes on my newest video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I could upgrade my content. Please please all I ask is for a like. Please and thank you 🚂 also drop a subscribe!!! Love you and hope you have

[@Your_Native_Mothman]

Endgame Is Bad I doubt Ben would do that

[@Quackervoltz]

Plot twist: He killed his mother to take her place.

[@MonkaBonka]

He is malemom, he dont need a mom, he IS mom

[@ev.8972]

Should’ve been called ‘Bens dad refuses to care for his own two children for an hour and a half’

[@phoenixchase9271]

More like “bens dad acts like a literal child and Ben has to be the adult for an hour and a half”

[@dimsufferer9951]

For the love of God Mr. Cooper, at least get these kids a nanny, you’ve probably got the money for one.

[@creativedesignation7880]

Isn't that the premise of like 95% of all 90s comedy movies involving a family of any kind? So while this movie might stand out for child neglect now, having that as a title back when it was released, would not have helped it stand out from movies of the same genre at all.

[@zubetp]

honestly the scariest part of smarthouse is in the very end. in that last breakfast scene it's revealed that they restored pat to like, factory settings or whatever and then shut her down for breakfast. and then angie's pancakes have chocolate chips in them. and they're like "*i* didn't put those in there! what?? then *who did*???" and on a tiny screen ben sees pat's human face wink at him. this is supposed to be very charming and a nice thing to end the movie on, as if the house wasn't painstakingly reset from an abusive, authoritarian nightmare only to *turn itself back on*.

[@coco604]

How did no one at Disney realize how TERRIFYING this concept is?!

[@anonomooose]

‘The Veldt’ but evil

[@bleeka325]

Very good point !

[@gwendalynnwatkins1296]

​@@anonomooose Wasn't the veldt already evil?

[@anonomooose]

@@gwendalynnwatkins1296 i think the kids were but the house itself was just following what the kids wanted. i could be wrong i haven't read it in a while

[@rebekahhaas2387]

Based off your description, I think this movie is based off a few sci fi short stories. The first is "MUM", which is about a smart house that takes over the life of the lady who programmed it. The second is "There Will Come Soft Rains" by Ray Bradbury, about a smart home going through the motions after the family who lived there is killed by a nuclear blast. Fun facts.

[@AkumaDayo]

We read "There Will Come Soft Rains" in school and I absolutely adored it, the concept is actually so eerie lol

[@issecret1]

I have to read There Will Come Soft Rains. Thank you

[@ZijnShayatanica]

Thank you for the story recs!!

[@manwhatdoiputhere]

My english teacher had us read There Will Come Soft Rains. It was lit

[@pietastix]

@@manwhatdoiputhere I agree

[@beanieguitarguy4070]

I’m sorry, but there’s something unjustifiably funny about the lines: “Accessing... Fun.” Followed by a monotone: “Aaahhh... Party.”

[@MN-ys2pe]

I keep seeing this type of profile picture can someone explain why they're all the same art type?

[@beanieguitarguy4070]

HayThi It’s called a Picrew! Basically, artists can upload their artwork as multiple templates to create a custom character! This one is by Sangled, and it’s become super popular in the LGBT+ community because of all the pride stuff you can have on. If you wanna make one yourself, just google “Picrew Sangled.” The website is entirely in Japanese, but it should bring you directly to the page to create the character.

[@MN-ys2pe]

@@beanieguitarguy4070 ohhh thank you so much for telling me! ^^

[@ninteythree93]

GLaDOS

[@jamieranlett1029]

@@beanieguitarguy4070 yeah i first saw the picrew profile pics on quora, they're so popular among teens on quora and especially the lgbtq+ community, i love them so much lol

[@mym297]

"It's Disney, dead parents are kind of their thing." Truth spoken. 🔥🔥🔥

[@genericname2747]

Disney's on their way to get your parents

[@chuuvq]

Pokemon be like (except for Hoenn)

[@spinachsheik3701]

There's no emotions without dead parents!

[@mayawhite2620]

True!

[@cannibalisticrequiem]

Jarvis, after explaining dial-up: "I'm 100." Me, literally only five years older than Jarvis: *intense sweating*

[@anthonyb4479]

Holy shit you’re 105?

[@thewall1179]

Same, was only allowed to use the internet for like 30 minutes at a time but I really can't even remember what I did on the internet. I think I just looked up random shit. This was before Google so I used askjeeves.

[@ShadyBun]

@@thewall1179 ASK JEEVES???

[@thewall1179]

@@ShadyBun Yep, they had commercials on TV and everything.

[@HiThere-ig5iz]

I'm 5 years younger than Jarvis and my family used dial up until I was about 10 yrs old. I really don't know how to feel about that

[@oliveoil8736]

Child parentification would actually be a really good and interesting thing to address in a children's movie... too bad they didn't really do that.

[@scrumpcity]

i appreciate the genuine explanation of dial up instead of being like “stupid kids don’t know how internet worked before they were born” despite the fact that i know what dial up is, bc we had it until like 2007, it’s really nice to see an actual explanation instead of shitting on younger kids for not knowing stuff that isn’t even important

[@erikmuttik3840]

Dial up was until 2007 Interesting I was born on that year UH I MEAN IM AN ADULT

[@3bodYking99]

i live in a third world country so we still have dial up T_T

[@scrumpcity]

ً my grandfather is from lebanon and he still used (he no longer lives in his own home) dial up until he moved to an elderly home. it’s not as common in america but people still do use it, so it’s nothing to be ashamed of!

[@3bodYking99]

@@scrumpcity oh, i am not ashamed, i am just sad, my internet is kinda slow, and also limited (it a line network and still limited), and with pandemic right now, and everything is getting so expensive, living is hard, and i don't know if i will be able to pay if i finished a my data

[@someothername7886]

Lol I partly grew up with dial up and even I don’t fully remember how it works besides the computer beeping when it started up and the internet going down whenever someone got on the phone 😂

[@SquidPasta]

Ah yes, they can build a whole robot house but they can’t have anything better than dial up internet.

[@emaliepaulin8877]

That’s just how it is in Disney movies

[@multijxde1855]

@@emaliepaulin8877 y’all got the same pfp 👁

[@TheStupidestMoFo]

T1 yo

[@michealpersicko9531]

@@emaliepaulin8877 thats because DSL was just barley catching on and broadband was still a good few years away when this movie came out. Dialup was the fastest for internet at the time.

[@washedblue]

@@michealpersicko9531 yeah but the point is if they're going for a "house of the future" and dreaming up tech advancements, you'd think they'd make it futuristic and past where they were at the time. like, it's pretty integral to the whole smart house thing. but now you can see some of the flaws with the clunky tech being visibly dated while other things were more thought out (like the bedroom walls). that said, it kind of makes sense. it was relatable for that time and most kids watching it wouldn't think twice about it.

[@elijahwinchester6690]

i don't know if kids ask for mothers, but i remember repeatedly asking my father for a sister. he ended up leaving my mom and getting someone else pregnant, and i was just excited to have a sister, haha..

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Gg , dad. Thanks. Mom : 😟

[@apathysatragedy3114]

Seeing Leela's voice in the skin-suit of a 50s housewife with two eyes is terrifying and I want it to stop now.

[@Giantkiller130-t]

bruh that's actually literally how she started though. she was Peggy Bundy on Married with Children lol

[@halpal390]

i havent finished the video 😀 now im scared 😀😦

[@idontwantahandlethough]

@@Giantkiller130-t Yup, and it freaks me out. I cannot see that voice come out of that face, too many eyeballs!

[@Katharoni]

"She knows you have bad thoughts, and turns them into good thoughts." Me, with my depression: "I'll take your entire stock."

[@insertusernamehere3173]

ME

[@melaniemagolan2241]

IF YOU THINK HAPPY, YOU STAY HAPPY #allhailzeffo

[@barkstims]

Me with suicidal thoughts: *PLEASE.. I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK PLEASE..*

[@oliviatilleman8055]

@@barkstims same, we probably both need a therapist tbh

[@3starsburningbright]

me who's suicidal:

[@privatechan23]

His mother passed away? It was Ben. Ben did it. Ben is Mom.

[@sewlemony1470]

PRIVATEGAMER23 EXACTLY! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@logangaskill4]

Ben was the Imposter...

[@akuroashginishbav1943]

@@logangaskill4 He was actin kinda sus ngl

[@h.r.9563]

There can only be one

[@god2593]

Dad help I'm stuck~

[@nathanielstevens2646]

Fun fact! The reason a ton of disney movies have missing moms is because of Walt Disney's lose of his mother. She died of carbon dioxide poisoning in the house he bought his parents so he blamed himself.

[@nitika3829]

love that you said "fun fact!" xD

[@icantthinkofanything798]

Wasn’t it both his parents?

[@icantthinkofanything798]

Also as far as I’ve heard, it was actually because it’s just easier as storytelling goes, especially in animated form, to cut down on any unnecessary characters. Why design a model for, animate fully, and hire a voice actor for BOTH parents when just one parent can accomplish the same thing and add some tragic backstory as flavor

[@user-np4mo3bh6o]

Youre EXTREMLEY disrespectful and flippant when it comes to death. And all for YT likes? For shame.

[@reviathan3524]

I gotta say though, the part where his father said "Because you're not the only one who lost someone, Ben!" hits me.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

You think you can do these things, Nemo but you just CAN'T!

[@jacobcarrasco6539]

The most scarring thing to me, is when the smart house starts menicingly singing "Hush Little Baby". Which is already creepy. But in the movie it's established the biological mom used to sing the same song to her children when they were little. So.... yeah

[@agelessorca]

Interesting...

[@tarynriver]

Omg that part literally scarred me

[@b00mshakalaaka]

I think you meant to say scarring not scaring

[@jacobcarrasco6539]

@@b00mshakalaaka Thanks bud

[@AlexaFaie]

The house killed the Mum.

[@moonymoonzzimoon7399]

...That dad comes across as.....Kinda useless, and abusive.

[@ihaveno_bones4297]

yeah :/ his son does everything for him

[@Damop17]

Well he is a single dad that lost his best friend and soulmate. He’s still a human being dealing with grief, put yourself in his situation not excuse him for his entire behavior but some perspective

[@Ansalong248]

@@Damop17 No lol. My husband died too, and it’s always hard, but that doesn’t mean you put your responsibilities on other people, much less your child (who also lost a parent if we’re factoring in grief). If he’s far enough into the process to be actively trying to date again, he really has no good reason to act the way he does. I know it’s just a movie, but it’s not cool.

[@nerdsam4825]

Ugh my kid is annoying says he gave up his happiness to raise my daughter and me cause I refused to take care of my daughter and allow my son to act like a mom ugh

[@TheDsRequiem]

@@Damop17 lol no. You don't get to be a shitty parent just because you're sad. You get the fuck over it and take care of your children. Its ok to be sad and depressed and not take care of yourself or your house whenever you live on your own. The second you have children you're saying that you're going to take care of them no matter what. This dad is a piece of garbage. Like most parents in Disney Channel movies.

[@weirdo337]

Ben’s whole story is like genuinely extremely sad tho. His dad is so useless that he’s forced to become a mother figure for his little sister and take care of his dad after his mom dies.

[@PtylerBeats]

11:59 I’m absolutely going to use this line when I’m a dad lol I will be waiting for years for the day that all of my children walk into the room at the same time wanting my attention just so I can say, “Oooh! My children! It’s you. For a second there, I thought you were a couple of tiny burglars.”

[@kiralonely1307]

I was literally thinking how that was such a dad joke to pull, lol. Sounds like something my dad might've said to me. My stepdad likes to jokingly announce "We're burglars! We're here to burgle!" when he comes home lmao. Just pure dad energy there.

[@emy4606]

Why was that Tony Stark and Jarvis bit so well set up.. literally perfect.

[@caelmack]

He's a master craftsman

[@hasbruh2987]

Timestamp

[@neonlights836]

12:05

[@napstack9038]

12:19: Quick 12:05: Context

[@JB-bm1to]

Yep, I followed him on insta thanks to that!

[@patrick__swayze]

This movie is the one reason my parents don’t want to get an Alexa

[@c.harlotte]

I found another Charlotte. Hi

[@kirioun3269]

Charlotte alexa, self destruct

[@patrick__swayze]

Charlotte Cluff hello fellow Charlotte!

[@AmericanIdiot7659]

I have one and I feel threatened

[@Awesomevids757]

Kiri Oun I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE (because I thought of the implications)

[@internetadventurer4570]

Ryan’s a [[BIG SHOT]], a [[TOUGH GUY]]

[@cloudyvulpine]

Ryan was at that [PARTY NIGHT] to get every 's [Kromer]

[@walkingexistentaldread3079]

Pat in this movie gets around. Leela from Futurama, Jake’s Mom in Brooklyn 99, Peggy from Married with Children, Gemma from Sons of Anarchy. Katey Sagal is a national treasure.

[@MarbleSodaPop]

I knew her voice sounded familiar

[@benkatz7723]

“Imagine if the house just got up and started walking down to school” Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Monster House

[@Poogiewoogles]

Or that one episode of spongebob

[@freshbread4039]

baba yaga

[@juliashirokova8374]

@@freshbread4039 her house is pretty cool yeah

[@confusedturkeyvulture4555]

I really want Jarvis to review that movie, that was my whole childhood

[@itsnotthatdeepbro8219]

Why does no one ever talk about that movie it was soo good

[@beetljam792]

love how the a cold unfeeling literal robot lady still ends up becoming a hysterical woman!

[@buzzinbea]

I can't believe Ben downloaded her with sexism v_v

[@alygatorstereo]

I totally agree it’s messed up beyond belief, I see your point there. In a way, Ben was being influenced by his fathers views on gender roles so it’s completely believable in the sense that his character would believably do the thing. Ben’s dad raised him with his own ideals in mind like parents typically do. And who knows if Ben’s mother followed these gender stereotypes given that she married a man like him. Also, her and Ben clearly had some sort of close relationship meaning she was present enough to influence her son with her behavior while she was alive. Still, the movie was completely messed up. It was an original idea that could have made some interesting observations on stereotyping these two genders and their roles but instead was a train wreck of nightmare fuel & s*xism.

[@dildonius]

Pfft! _Women._ Am I right, fellas??

[@h.r.9563]

Dang it! That hurts so much.

[@weebyboi620]

To be fair tho, he literally programmed her with what old sitcoms with tradwives to teach her what a “real mother” does and it ends up backfiring on him. Plus I think the house becoming more sentient and overprotective of Ben as if it were his mother isn’t that sexist imo, it’s really for the story’s “don’t overly rely on technology” and “you can’t replace family with technology” message. Idk just my interpretation

[@fluffjuice5743]

How is no one talking about his community shirt?? It's awesome!

[@anags]

#sixseasonsandamovie

[@forthefrogs]

and the chilidish tycoon mention!

[@jane_wants_to_feel]

i want the shirt.

[@thebrideofghostface]

Honestly, jokes aside, if I got accustomed to dealing with all of these household things, and felt like it was my job as a kid- I would probably feel threatened when the idea of someone else doing them for me came up.

[@one_smol_duck]

Disney thought we'd have homes fitted with enough smart technology to ruin your life before we got rid of physical newspapers. How quaint.

[@sierraalice8072]

We have Alexa 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@echsemia]

lmao

[@silasisaspicyboi7458]

I’m literally eating cereal, how about you?

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Don't we?

[@NoiseDay]

I don't know, the newspaper people still fling the paper at us every day even after we've cancelled payments

[@iguanafurgaming2992]

Ben: "I am mother." Also Tony Stark saying "Jarvis" bout killed me 😂

[@farateq]

We are mother. *soviet anthem softly plays in the background*

[@dumfrickjezebel6193]

*bout*

[@arcankax]

can you tell the timestamp?

[@iguanafurgaming2992]

@@arcankax 12:10

[@ehodges11]

Jezebel Halo It’s a shorter version of about. Like “runnin” “thinkin”

[@Briley.Chapman]

23:07 HE’S A [[big shot]]

[@speedythefish]

I couldnt stop laughing after he played the clip of tony stark getting mad at jarvis

[@ambermoon1341]

Nobody: Smart House: *i will be monitoring how accurate you throw newspapers from now on*

[@sachimourya1431]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@emanuelaemanuela]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@corv3007]

:…: :…: :…: :…: :…:

[@orangxjuicx3617]

Nobody: Me cringing at this format: 😬

[@arizonagreenbee]

@@orangxjuicx3617 orange juice is gross

[@wengel_eth]

Plot Twist: Nick actually _is_ a bank robber. His wife died after a failed robbery and Nick got away.

[@genericname2747]

This is canon and nobody can prove otherwise

[@Golden_Flower_1]

Generic Name otherwise

[@maddie-mr9dl]

@@Golden_Flower_1 otherwise

[@shayla106]

Nope, he’s Boone from earth final conflict. His wife died became of a car explosion and now he’s working for an alien.

[@substantial_mixture9100]

I named my roomba jarvis

[@SamShowOnline]

Chip chop chip? Is this a Jim Gaffigan reference?

[@AirLight1646]

Jarvis, do you like to look at the comments on your old videos?

[@connorxx7180]

Imagine coming home late high/drunk, getting away with it, and then the house *literally* snitches on you. Not a creaky door or uneven upstair floor board.. but *Sooo guess who's breath I analyzed at **2:39**.40am??*

[@ceilingfan3589]

Damn that house will get fucked up by someone

[@nicclarkegaming]

"Suck it Tony Stark" "Jarvis..." HAHA that's a great one

[@Dargonhuman]

That was truly a work of art, wasn't it?

[@nicclarkegaming]

@@Dargonhuman Truly

[@watercoloureyesssssssss]

Can you give me the time it happened? I think I missed it

[@magnuslover2143]

@@watercoloureyesssssssss 12:16

[@watercoloureyesssssssss]

HOLY CHEESE thanks

[@calowenby1654]

Ngl, it’s actually pretty sweet in my opinion how when Angie gets bitten by the house the dad wraps both his arms around her.

[@brookesdaze]

this sounds like the Disney friendly adaptation of The Veldt (Ray Bradbury)

[@Zimmertwin]

Can y’all imagine, HOW RIDICULOUS their electricity bill must be!

[@philippedupere51]

☺

[@danielsauer1712]

It might just be cheaper to buy the house an entire Nuclear reactor.

[@couchpotato4928]

Also the lawsuits from the bullies mom after the bully gets struck by lightning

[@styxxiii]

Pssshhhht it was a giveaway, they don't need pay bills. Duhhhhh.

[@endgameisbad2733]

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[@amanda_bow5310]

I’m a single mom and my 6-year-old daughter has been bothering me since she was FOUR about when I’m going to get married so she can have a stepdad. So, yes, I can imagine Angie saying she wants a new mom.

[@bestfoodreviews2770]

I mean that's kinda cute

[@prowlandsasuke]

That's how a child's mind works. They think if you get married and i have a dad everything will go back to normal.

[@madi9443]

While Ben’s missing point blank shots and taking about all he sacrifices for the family and tells why he doesn’t try out for basketball, I’m sitting over here wondering why hell the dogs laying like that ( 19:34 )

[@antboy6460]

10:05 damn that was smooth

[@thawunk1056]

He thought he tricked us reviewing this movie. We know that you’re the house Jarvis Edit: thanks for the li- jk. How y’all been?

[@peterfordyce7003]

Dun dun dunnnn!

[@sludgy5134]

@kenzie. jade granted

[@callizto1964]

Hah, almost fooled us. Little did he know he gave it away in the thumbnail.

[@NoName-ld7gg]

*TOP 10 ANIME BETRAYALS*

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[@ChibiRandom13]

why is the "strawberry milkshake" blue????? I'd be a little freakin concerned if i asked for a milkshake and it was the wrong color And texture

[@agelessorca]

I was wondering that also.

[@farateq]

Plot twist: it contains the blue goo from tgwdlm because wiggly and the apotheosis joined forces and wiggly snuck the goo in

[@tarynriver]

I always thought it was the color of the glass cause when it spilled it was pink

[@so_pew_all4672]

It was the glass. When she spilled it, the glass was blue.

[@JMSayler]

More concerning than the color as the consistency. That smoothie was definitely pepto bismol ammiright

[@FollowerofDuck]

i feel so bad for ben having to take on the role of a second parent :(

[@romaromasalad112]

7:48: not now sweaty, mommy's cyberbullying the mayor

[@ScreenPlayPodcast]

“Jump, Jump, the house is jumping” is still a bop, don’t deny it

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[@mpl347]

Endgame Is Bad your mom has the money but she just doesn’t believe in you

[@BonniRaven]

So is “Slam Dunk tha Funk”

[@nootnewt9323]

To this day I still sing it. I never forgot this song or this movie

[@HeyitsBri_]

MP I’m giving you my like instead because holy shit 🤣🤣🤣

[@Trustytom62]

Don’t mean to sound combative, but I think there is a scarier Disney movie: The Black Hole (1979) This movie was Disney’s attempt to steal the thunder from Star Wars when it first came out. They tried to target a “more adult” audience space-themed fantasy movie and instead created a terrifying psycho-thriller. It’s not great but the third act does see the main villain go to hell sooooo I give it a Lobotomized Crew/ 10

[@GYAXA]

Doesn’t the villain get into a robot that absolutely shouldn’t fit his body inside while floating in space in the 3rd act?

[@Trustytom62]

Frolic Flame he is forcefully stuffed into it as his hellish punishment yes.

[@GYAXA]

Trustytom62 I’ve seen like the first and last five minutes because it’s honestly super boring since it isn’t so bad it’s good that it can be mst3k material. It’s just so mediocre it’s bad.

[@chongook4893]

In the end they just bought star wars

[@chrissmith6097]

How can a movie steal the thunder of another movie that came out two years prior?

[@awesomedude5558]

5:11 I love the little "My bad." That's a cute, charming little touch to a great video.

[@chaseforsloff9820]

"Laoo... ooo... aa..." "I made you a smoothie Ben" -Jarvis

[@yeahoksure1406]

When Angie drank the blue “strawberry” smoothie I thought she said “mmmm Y U H”

[@awesomeface478]

Angie is Xavier wulf confirmed

[@SimBits]

Yuhhh get into ittt

[@iAmerica1776]

Bruh wut the smoothie was pink, the cup was blue. You colorblind??

[@yeahoksure1406]

Michigan J Frog it was blueish gray in the cup but when it spilled it somehow turned pink? 17:17

[@Jess-jt4zf]

@@yeahoksure1406 Look at the cup when it's on the floor - it's blue and the smoothie is pink.

[@ginkleflop]

“If you follow me on Twitter, then your bank account will double” 0 x 2 = 0 Your trick didn’t work on me, Jarvis.

[@JaMaiCaNMaMii07]

Sounds like it worked.

[@HappyFamilyTravels]

lmao

[@starluverr]

Exactly 😒

[@battech5713]

You got it wrong. 0 x 2 = 00 it is double

[@starfruit_isnt_real]

I'm definitely gonna get wooshed, but no it's not.

[@mushroomvillage5143]

10:40 it’s either a longboard/cruiser or a pdnnyboard

[@iliketoeatbatteries8122]

“She can tell if you have bad thoughts, and she turns them into good thoughts” *z e f f o*

[@MonkaBonka]

*Z E F F O S*

[@iliketoeatbatteries8122]

@@MonkaBonka all hail zeffo and the glow cloud

[@Denobambino814]

I forgot about this movie but I’ll never forget jarvis wearing a dress

[@Jb-ik3pq]

Deno Bambino it burns my eyes

[@hedgehogmind3186]

he is rocking that dress

[@endgameisbad2733]

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[@ReaganCeem]

Femboy Jarvis Femboy Jarvis

[@hedgehogmind3186]

Reagan Ceem Femboi Jarvis Femboi Jarvis

[@NatTalks01]

"Hey man, so excited to go to your party tonight!" "What? I'm not throwing a party" "Your house invited us!" "Oh man, not again!!"

[@AirLight1646]

If this isn’t relatable I don’t know what is

[@CoolGuyMcgeez]

When the smart house becomes black mirror: Jazz music stops

[@digitalharmony26]

“Sarah’s got it going on.” I didn’t know she was Stacy’s mom.

[@Sam-fv7ju]

He literally delivers the newspaper. A better reveal scene would be him getting up to do his route and he sees the news as he’s riding.

[@amoss1383]

Ben was not the newspaper deliver boy if that’s what tout mean here.

[@cb.on.yt22]

ben isn’t the one who delivers the paper

[@Sam-fv7ju]

I have been informed this is incorrect information. However, now that I have given it more thought, I believe they should just redo the entire movie.

[@dominod.6579]

I missed most of the Disney channel movies as a kid, but I probably would've found it sooooooo cool... But as an adult? The concept of a house that can shame me for eating too much sugar is my nightmare

[@dreugh424]

GOD that's literally me

[@itzmomo9]

From the scanner part I was like oh hell no. A house that's gonna read out my weight and body fat ratio? Nope

[@softiejace]

it just occurred to me that maybe this logging into the internet through the phone thing is the reason my mom still to this day is convinced that when her phone reception is bad it's because someone in the house is using the wifi

[@TheTrueValkyrie66]

That's actually pretty accurate to the original skateboards. The symmetrical dual-lip tongue-depressor design was made to accommodate tricks. Same with "marbles", hard polyurethane wheels. They used to use big urethane wheels like longboards use now.

[@Joannefibracs9994]

So weird to see “never heard of” when I watched this movie all the damn time *Edit: This house is terrible, there’s CARPET in the KITCHEN

[@-desertpackrat]

That's horrifying XD my mom removed all the carpets in my house because having kids was too messy and she couldn't clean it, I can't imagine someone having carpet in their kitchen.. oh God the bacteria..

[@pokerusfreak8194]

to be fair, it doesnt matter because it's supposed to be totally self-cleaning. The reason we don't like carpet in kitchens is because it traps moisture and is hard to clean. With those two factors eliminated, there would be no reason you couldnt have carpet in a kitchen

[@seigeengine]

To be fair the carpet has that good succ.

[@SeanLaMontagne]

At least there isn't carpet in the bathroom.

[@briaiguess8834]

its fine the carpet just eats everything that touches it, including your feet.

[@bananaboatcharlie]

Jarvis' rage at how incompetent the dad was at doing Angie's hair is gonna fuel me for weeks

[@endgameisbad2733]

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[@Gamer-vv5je]

I’m happy I was like 69

[@yanastanimirova8786]

@@endgameisbad2733 all I ask for is like. proceeds to ask for a subscribe

[@vanadium8865]

Yana Stanimirova Ikr, the nerve of them! Also, their name is controversial at best

[@allenryan226]

That Tony Stark joke was so perfect😂😂

[@myon_craft150]

17:19 the food is stored in the balls, duh!

[@minecraftwithgadget1848]

"she took a small sample of blood and figured out your medical history!" is this where elizabeth holmes got her ideas

[@htetwoonyan4879]

😂

[@leatherxrose7743]

I was looking for this comment😂😂😂

[@aubanana]

Oh god

[@yoyosworld2773]

🤣🤣😂😂

[@tiffanyferg]

Omg plz do Luck of the Irish next!! We love our king of Disney Channel Originals

[@dionysusfilms165]

tiffanyferg ahh I love you!

[@3starsburningbright]

That just made me think of all dogs go to heaven 😂

[@thebrutusmars]

All hail our god-king, Timothy Omundson. Specifically Leprechaun Timothy Omundson.

[@joyisntfunny]

@@thebrutusmars TIMOTHY WAS IN LUCK OF THE IRISH!?

[@thebrutusmars]

JoyIsntFunny Yes!

[@aspoitsaa]

Jarvis: Why don't you vote? me a 14 year old in Europe: 👁👄👁

[@shootingsmilla1239]

25:06 I also got scarred by world wars when I learned about them…

[@ArtisticallySpoken]

Keep in mind that this movie, with its gender stereotypes and such, came out in 1999...while the first Mulan film came out in 1998.

[@lecherouslibrarian9924]

Wow

[@computertable3746]

Jarvis Johnson intros never fail to make me laugh

[@aymate9179]

Ha

[@OakVolcano7858]

I don’t laugh. He’s very funny I just in general don’t laugh much

[@doodledevore4374]

@@OakVolcano7858 Ah, sad life... or not, I don't know you.

[@SwordXSnake]

I find it amusing and i make small laughs but never laugh out loud however he is funny

[@Farseer10]

I go back and rewatch his intros sometimes especially Lord's Scheme, it's a classic

[@goodradoodles1549]

Fun Fact, Katie Sagal’s children were taken to a premiere of the movie and said “That is NOT my mom!”

[@icarus4302]

Honestly, I don't remember this movie, but like Jarvis says it comments on some SUPER real topics Neglectful fathers, the eldest child having to be a 2nd parent, bullying, ignorance, the dangers of technology and probably more But rather than being a heartfelt movie that could've helped young kids suffering with those issues instead it's "beep boop misogyny and mass fear activate" I mean that in the nicest way possble, and I'm glad Jarvis helped us "younger folk" understand alot of the conext behind the movie

[@DoodleDust]

"It's Disney. Dead parents are kinda their thing." Did you know that when Walt Disney and his brother Roy became successful, they bought his parents a new house as a 50th anniversary gift. When they moved in, his mom started complaining about a 'strange smell' and Walt sent a repairman to find the issue, but he couldn't find anything. Soon after, Walt's mother died of asphyxiation due to a gas leak in the house... Walt felt horribly guilty for her death and an artists work reflects an artists feelings. It's theorized that that's why the parents were always dead in Disney movies. 😬 my guess is the plot point just carried on throughout all their content because of that (Edited to make the last 2 sentences theoretical rather than seem like a fact. Thank you C.Q Studios for helping me realize my mistake 😅)

[@Dogman_35]

That's actually really sad. And it's mostly because of a shitty repairman. Like... it's a gas leak, they really should have caught that. That's their job.

[@c.q.studios5437]

Actually dead parents are just a plot device to put the protagonist into a bad situation or to spur them into action. Parents were dead in Disney movies and in media in general long before Walt’s mother died

[@DoodleDust]

@Mega Fan 11 hmmm... not sure where you get the 'cultist' thing from. 🤔 He was certainly a very strict boss. He knew what he wanted, how to get there, and who could help him. But that's business, not relgion, so not really anything to do with cults. Also, I wasn't sure why a freemason was bad, so I looked it up and honestly still don't know. Something to do with religion I guess? But it appears Walt wasn't a freemason persay, he was part of a fraternal youth leadership organization which required belief in "a higher being", but no particular higher being, just A higher being. Also not sure why you imply Zionists and nationalists are bad (sorry if I'm misreading your tone), unless he was following a country with a man like Hitler in charge (but he very clearly wasn't and even made a lot of propaganda against the nazis)... In case your interested, here are the articles I refefenced: www.awn.com/animationworld/was-walt-disney-saint-evil-sinner-or-devil-incarnate-truth-about-some-those-nasty demolay.org/the-most-famous-demolay-of-all-walt-disney/ I'd like to see where you heard these rumors? I'm always curious when it comes to anything Disney and I really admire Walt (maybe a little too much), but I am willing to have an open mind if you have any evidence toward these claims ☺️ P.S. I don't know much about BATIM and don't care for it much myself (don't like horror lol), but as far as I'm aware while there have been many theories that it was based off Disney, it was never actually confirmed (again, could be wrong about this) I've also seen some theories that it's actually based off Disney's rival at the time "Fleisher Studios" who created "Bimbo the Dog" to compete with Mickey. But like all theories, it's exactly that. A theory. Not necessarily the truth. Again, source if your interested: www.google.com/amp/s/aminoapps.com/c/the-ink-machine/amp/blog/a-batim-theory-is-it-based-on-true-events/3WeR_WBNtBugWL4bJ6RnWMmKVLMmvRGEVW0

[@DoodleDust]

@@c.q.studios5437 That's true and I suppose there's no actual proof that he purposely (or even subconsciously) made the parents, particularly the mother, dead in his movies, but it is a suspiciously long list of protagonists with one or both parents dead compared to other franchises... And admittedly I might have thought of it as a fact because it is much more interesting to think about than just 'it's a plot device' lol Maybe not the greatest way to look at things

[@garfield8mybrain356]

Thank you for saying this. Sooo many people say she died when they were kids. The reason parents were dead in later films such a Beauty and the Beast and Toy Story is because they were not necessary to the story and would only make the films more expensive to make.

[@bread8095]

Imagine someone gets killed in the house and then thier corpse gets absorbed into the floor

[@dewdropproductions3634]

The perfect crime

[@slatefeather320]

the cowboy underneath the floor: howdy!

[@crystalk5298]

Even worse, what if instead, they chop it up, and cook it, then serve it as food

[@judyyahia1014]

@@slatefeather320 up P up P for you ua

[@strikerblitz2164]

So the Smart house potentially has an excessive amount of trash in it's walls and floors. The Smart house can also create food in its walls. Given how advanced the Smart house is, I don't think it's that far of a leap to say that the house can create food from the trash it had absorbed in it's walls.

[@Corviidei]

12:12 I can’t believe all of space and time lined up perfectly for you to be able to make that joke

[@aricaine5024]

Okay this show just reminds me of that story "The Veldt" by Ray Bradbury. Anyone read it in English class? It's basically a smart house, and then there's this nursery that has like cgi moving walls and sound. Skipping some stuff, the parents decide that the nursery is a bad influence on their kids so attempt to shut it off. The children, in fear of losing the nursery and the smart home altogether, lock the parents in the nursery with the veldt scene (like a savanna or grassland basically), as per the title. Turns out the nursery crosses into real life and the parents are brutally devoured by the lions of the veldt (akin to the zebra the lions were eating earlier in the story). Ray Bradbury is a great author.

[@jimmilton6644]

no but i read his other story about a smart house it was kinda fucked up

[@jimmilton6644]

it was called "there will be soft rains"

[@cheyenneweber3858]

Omg I was looking for this story the longest time!! THIS IS IT, THANK YOU FOR COMMENTING THIS!

[@evilinc333]

I read both, amazing stories

[@sagedherb]

Omg this comment just caused a deep memory to resurface wow

[@wrongrabbit]

I like how he calls the non-smart house the dumb house.

[@jasper3706]

It is a pretty dumb house

[@endgameisbad2733]

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[@ieatleadpaintchips]

10:37 skateboard builder and rider here, that is a mountain board. I have 3 of them and they are very fun. You can get road wheels to for going down steep roads.

[@padraicmathis2165]

I would love to see this movie, but with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Just imagine, this movie, but the human form is a terminator and instead of the airbender whatever, he just creates a shotgun, says hasta la vista, baby, and kills everyone. I'd watch it.

[@ma_kenz]

“Ryan Merriman, who is a bootleg copy of Chris Evans that Disney picked up at a flea market”. My jaw DROPPED. Accurate.

[@endgameisbad2733]

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[@Lovinia1]

Great value!

[@setsuna1778]

Endgame Is Bad Before trying to get to 3k subs, why don’t you get too 100? Or Upload quality content?

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

@@endgameisbad2733 How about no.

[@roo5940]

He was in SO MANY Disney movies. Like it’s insane. Did he ever work in entertainment after turning like 18? Anybody know?

[@beetlejuicebeetlejuicebeet3232]

is nobody gonna talk about the fact that the strawberry milkshake is blue?

[@IvoirePunk]

The liquid was pink when it spilt, the glass it was in was blue though

[@TibsisTops]

I was thinking about that the entire scene. Even after it fell I'm like, why the hell did they use a transparent blue glass? Did they break the one they were gonna use, panic, and grab the first glass they saw?

[@creativedesignation7880]

Or the fact that she asked for a smoothie and got a milkshake instead?

[@emilymathis4237]

no I was thinking that I thought Jarvis would say something

[@KillerQueenDopamine]

TibsisTops what is wrong with a blue glass lmao

[@thelittlegiant273]

I can’t believe the zucc has a whole app just to talk to you

[@ryanrusch3976]

Peggy Bundy as a homemaking house? what's next, Richard Nixion as a lie detector test?