Smart House - Movie Review - brutalmoose

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Ian takes a look at the DCOM classic: Smart House.
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[@cyoban]

Never again did I think I would be blessed by the sight of Long Hair Ian

[@thecakegarden5324]

Hey guess what Basketball.

[@limparion]

Thanks, I've been saving that to keep myself spoiler free.

[@zach8299]

Hey, if you review anymore DCOMs, remember Pixel Perfect? I remember that being pretty good.

[@888legends]

Thanks for the review. really needed to see that part where the house eats party shit again. very satisfying. Think you might do more dcoms? Do you remember that weird super hero one where they allergic to foil and can fly. cant remember the name but I remember it being pretty goofy

[@kevinwolfskill5120]

I think they had all those oranges because they look like basketballs

[@KamranMSHoule]

Kevin Wolfskill but do they like basketballs? i wish this was more clear.

[@poddinthistogetherpodcast8346]

They were baby basketballs being cared for until they could be real basketballs.

[@oswaldfigglebottom]

It was never specified he likes basketballs so it probably isn't

[@BaileyTheBat]

B I G , B E A U T I F U L , R O U N D B A S K E T B A L L S

[@canadianfurrytrash906]

Which reminds me, does Ben like basketball or not?

[@jetjazz05]

Plot twist: The house was built on a native american orange grove and the spirits cursed the AI of the home. That's why she went nuts and how she got 50,000 fucking oranges.

[@otakumarcus]

Jesse Crandle that would be a great horror movie inspired by Weird Dreams and FNAF.

[@hdofu]

FNAF? Five nights Around Florida?

[@zhubwat]

Five Nice Aroma Fingers?

[@zhubwat]

Fidgeting Nervous Attack Frenchmen

[@Apollo9898LP]

the truest canon

[@PhazonOmega]

I once thought raffling houses was ridiculous, but then Luigi won a mansion that way, and I realized the stories were true.

[@birdsofabone5127]

Didnt that almost end badly??? Lol place tired to kill him and he fucked all of the drawers (drawer opening animation)

[@blazinginferno15]

You have to enter a raffle to be selected. Luigi never entered but he won anyway lol but the "raffle" was just KB's cover up to get him there

[@IrishKeshiHead]

We had a recent one.. paying into a raffle for €100 ticket to enter to win the house. it recently ended too.

[@androidmk5987]

@@birdsofabone5127 hey he still won a house and a free immortal dog in the sequel.

[@thethrowawaythatstayed7055]

I have a friend who won a million dollar house from one! It was a charity raffle that goes statewide.

[@uhohitschellie]

"Is it really a smart house if I can't feed my tuna noodle to my carpet?" DEAD.

[@deparinge]

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[@NanaKyoto]

Smart House 2 will solve the mystery of whether or not Ben loves Basketball.

[@gamingprotype3802]

Nana-Kyoto or about the mystery if the family love to eat lobster

[@sp.93]

Nana-Kyoto spoiler alert. He was actually a half leprechaun and has to play basketball against another leprechaun. so yeah you could say he dabbled in basket balls

[@tommoss5308]

Oh god I forgot that movie existed

[@NoThankUBeQuiet]

Shaun Patel Also they gave Angie away to a rich guy and his aupair

[@jeffdlr3056]

Shaun Patel luck of the Irish

[@Crisperz]

we have no proof that Ben didn't fucking kill his mother so his dad could be single in the first place

[@gameman250]

That's so brilliant it made my eyes water! XD

[@otakumarcus]

Crisperz if Ben killed his mom, he would be a psychopathic villain.

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

Shamaylan: What a TWIST!!

[@ericatheempress6698]

so why would he miss his mom in the first place? that fact doesn't really go to the theory.

[@gameman250]

It's simple. He's a dick.

[@lilithgalac5102]

Damn, that "Because you're not the only one who lost someone" line really hit hard, I'm surprised that was in a goddamn Disney movie.

[@Hyperbolic_G]

Most of their movies had hard-hitting lines like that. The movies were always structured around at least one major social issue (girls in sports, handicapped people, parental loss, basketball players)

[@maysar4159]

"Your mother also being your house", that does exist Ian, its called Flapjack.

[@monkeykong6230]

Ah I see your a woman of culture

[@octopaws]

Hell yeah whale mom house

[@dr.anderson1847]

@@octopaws that sounds so wrong yet oddly Intresting

[@octopaws]

@The Hanging Garden idk man but if you find one lmk lmao

[@fastasgaupthebargaining7174]

@@monkeykong6230 how do you not know they are a attack helicopter

[@IanJHelm]

_AHH!_ *P A R T Y*

[@TheFrenkenator]

Ian Helm Please assume the party position

[@MatB2]

Tuna noodle! My favorite!

[@razilla2]

Matthew Guyson OWWW

[@pinecone9619]

Ian Helm Uhhh, socializing!

[@masonallen3961]

Wonder What Zoidberg would say about that.

[@KaletheQuick]

I got a lobster commercial while watching this. They probably hacked my webcam and saw my bib.

[@tkmry158]

Prepared at all times

[@otakumarcus]

KaletheQuick "buy more lobster"

[@Technotoadnotafrog]

Sure, they "hacked" your webcam. Because they certainly don't have full access to it at all times to start with. (Now where did I put my foil hat?)

[@bardy8674]

What does this have to do with the movie. Wait, do they like lobster?

[@benmasta5814]

technotoadnotafrog you can use my foil hat. I put it on my monitor for you.

[@hi_im_roman]

"Open the door, Pat." "I'm sorry Nick, I'm afraid I can't do that."

[@SprightlyValentino]

Underrated quote.

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

Good reference. (Even if it is a reference to a terrible movie)

[@AceAttorny]

Y'know, maybe Pat was onto something with that whole "why would anybody want to go outside anyhow" thing after all.

[@nessamillikan6247]

The only two reasons I can think of are 1) to buy food 2) to make money to buy food.

[@dishpitfreak]

I can't hear anything but Leela whenever the house talks.

[@defaultformat1014]

Samson McKaig Holy shit

[@reNINTENDO]

I really wish the Dad's name were Al.

[@amyconner2034]

Samson McKaig SAAAAAME

[@LorenHelgeson]

It actually became very distracting as soon as I noticed it.

[@SuperTeeter64]

Fully agreed.

[@Kryptnyt]

I feel like this movie is missing a scene where the momhouse tries to seduce the dad and very nearly succeeds.

[@nejdalej]

Kryptnyt I shouldn't agree with you so wholeheartedly xD

[@aaronthebox]

Kryptnyt "Oh my Nick! You seem to have dropped some cookie crumbs right onto your crotch, let me vacuum those up for you..."

[@Nionivek]

It... KIND of happens in the movie.

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

Aaron Carnes but it's a Disney FAMILY movie. That would be the least possible outcome exept for a bit flirting here and there

[@queenofsiam1183]

Aaron Carnes I wish I could like your comment 99 more times

[@stoshu9584]

90% Chairs 10% Tuna Noodle (my favorite) 100% Reason to Remember the Name

[@conradmader2264]

15% Basketball.

[@nerd-nightshift3883]

1% Lobster

[@MortusSweet]

This made me laugh harder than it should have...

[@Santoryu90]

My favorite

[@quinnarnold8733]

Woah! I never noticed how during the scene where PAT says "I'll miss you all very much," the score is taking elements from "Hush Little Baby." That's a surprisingly clever touch for a DCOM.

[@timothyhicks3643]

21:13 "Open the door, Pat!" "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

[@masonallen3961]

Timothy Hicks The weirdest thing is there was a Futurama episode that parodied that scene. Only instead of Leela being the computer she was the human.

[@jumponeverything]

I guess that something went wrong with pat's *Mother* board.

[@zhazha23]

Why do I get the feeling the entire film was made around that pun?

[@ASLTheatre]

Yet they never made that joke in the movie. The shame.

[@1912RamblerFan01]

7:49 I lost it at "These kids look like they've been licking power outlets." The only DCOM I remember is Luck of the Irish, which I've been told is still played every St. Patrick's Day. I don't remember watching any of the other ones...

[@christinecrawford]

Ha! Luck of the Irish, ~also~ starring Ryan Merriman! My 30 year old daughter loves both of these movies just for that reason. lol

[@rotisseriepossum]

Wait do they still play it?

[@GalaxyEighty]

@@rotisseriepossum they still play it

[@edgarnello9165]

That looks like the houses i make in the sims huge and empty with lots of chairs

[@Z64sports]

The only house I remember making is a weird 3 wall triangle house

[@HissinSpit]

"Chair. Chair. Chair. Chair. There are so many freaking chairs." LGR would be quite pleased.

[@soogymoogi]

Wow, the new Stuff Pack has really realistic graphics

[@grimmjowwsbane775]

Medical Meccanica Rad Brad wouldn't tho

[@boneneedle3360]

Mmmm... woodgrain...

[@eduardoabarca6021]

Couches, couches, couches, which one should I pick?

[@DrFeelGoood]

the scene when the dad was talking to ben about the mom and he was like "because youre not the only one who lost someone ben" it actually made me really sad. that dads a really good actor.

[@Stonezorz]

That bit got me too, very strong delivery on that line. Gotta respect the way that heavy subject matter was handled

[@BeardFaceSuper]

Tuna noodle! My favorite.

[@quinnarnold8733]

When that scene played in this video it reverberated within me and I realized how much it actually stuck with me over the years. It was really well delivered.

[@AlxHotCocoaMan]

Tuna noodle! My favorite.

[@Dank_Ambrosia-13]

Yeah that line hit different....even now re-watching it...

[@chrisms_96]

If Pat is constantly scanning the inhabitants of the house, wouldn't she be able to tell immediately that Ben didn't really have appendicitis? 🤔

[@Anastas1786]

Now that you mention it... PAT _was_ able to inspect Angie closely enough _while she was sleeping, covered by blankets_ to determine _exactly what outfit_ she _would've_ picked out had she been allowed to choose. I don't know _what_ non-verbal information a computer would need to make that (apparently _correct)_ decision, but _surely_ it must go deeper than a skin temperature reading cross-referenced with the local weather report...

[@mattkillam2033]

"I'm sorry I can't do that, nick." Was that a 2001 a space Oddisey reference?

[@domomess4719]

This movie went from 0 to 2001 A Space Odyssey real quick.

[@DearDantalion]

Domo Mess oh shit my favorite

[@shorterneilisbored7078]

My god It's full of tuna noodles

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

Only that the main issue here is not a logical mashine becoming a pathological liar but a dumb kid who doesn't want his dad to be happy

[@EvilTurkeySlices]

This movie is actually better than 2001 a space odyssey.

[@bALDbOY85]

@@EvilTurkeySlices found the zoomer

[@Iinneus]

16:15 - "Let me guess, she's gonna drop some pies or something on him and he'll get embarrassed? Oh wait, better yet, she'll shoot oranges at him! The earlier scene was foreshadowing!" _[she fires a _*_lightning bolt_*_ at his chest]_ "JESUS CHRIST"

[@EthalaRide]

15:25, I mean, that's the foreshadowing of an AI murder spree if I've ever seen one. My fist thought was literally the soundbite "You're gonna die!" from Welcome to the Jungle.

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

How does a house even do that? Who put that feature in there? Is it some sort of security feature in case of a burglary?

[@TheJthedog]

ShadeSlayer1911 the same person that put a "system shutdown override" program in the system. Also, is no one going to mention the floor being to OP. cleaning up a liquid and some confetti is one thing but the scene where she cleans after the party clearly shows a glass bottle in the mix. DOES THE FLOOR HAVE SOME KIND OF INSTANT MELTING ACID OR THE ABLITY TO CHANGE THE STRUCTURE OF AN OBJECT AT WILL? THIS FILM IS DRIVING ME CRAZY AT 2 IN THE MORNING.

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

Rork, The Game Master this house could win a death battle against skynet

[@Nionivek]

I seriously wonder why they installed a lightning generator into the house. I don't even think that lightning was supposed to be fake.

[@dominicaccardo8050]

Can we normalize “tuna-noodle” as a word that fits into any context

[@FortuneCookiekl]

Should review the other movie that actor is in. Where he REALLY loves basketball in Luck of the Irish

[@AdeDueDamballa.]

The one where he gets sliced in half by a metal rod and some chicks have an unfortunate time on the tanning beds? Lmfao

[@quiggs8361]

@@AdeDueDamballa. that was not that kid in one of the Final Destination movies, was it!? No waaay. I don’t remember

[@Linkophere]

🎵"Mama's gunna buy you a TUNA NOODLE MY FAVORITE

[@TheBattlesword]

Linkophere that's not funny! It was never funny! IT'S NEVER GOING TO BE FUNNY!

[@zfrometa8316]

Let's Watch A Disney Channel Movie

[@TheKpa11]

PENNY POLENDINA With the "A" makes me think Mario is saying that

[@brony4869]

Channel Movie

[@brutalmoose]

WE GONNA WATCH

[@zfrometa8316]

brutalmoose Holy shit it you its Tuna Noodle my favorite

[@matthewhunter1193]

A DISNEY CHANNEL MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@oi4751]

I can't stop hearing leela from futurama everytime the house talks. Kinda trippy.

[@Scrofar]

"Pat begins to construct a body for herself, she seems very pleased with her fingers" I can't believe Smart House accurately predicted AI-generated images from 2022.

[@jacobfarmer9743]

the third most 90s moment is when that popular girl shows up to the party wearing a shit ton of butterfly clips

[@itskindofemily]

I have exactly 4 butterfly clips from my childhood, I'm gonna be the 5th most popular at this rate :(

[@olivius8891]

Those are not oranges. They were B A S K E T B A L L S.

[@olivius8891]

I wanted orange, it gave me lemon lime.

[@datguynuma3730]

Deus Morris I wanted an orange once, the house gave me an apple.

[@andrzejcuper8951]

They were not oranges. They were T U N A N O O D L E

[@Turbuggy]

This movie makes me think strongly of Ray Bradbury’s “The Veldt”.

[@SprightlyValentino]

**nods**

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

Oh man! You’re right; I still need to finish The Illustrated Man.

[@nilbog972]

My thoughts exactly when I saw the Elephant room.

[@sakurabluesx]

When I think of this movie, I just think of “Jump, jump the house is jumpennn’!”

[@CIA871]

it is called the house of the future and can do basically anything you want it to do then it breaks from them asking for two smoothies

[@SuperCatfire]

just because it CAN doesnt mean it always DOES

[@TXFDA]

I mean.... TWO smoothies is double the original amount of smoothies. That's a lot of computing power required to figure out what to do.

[@debsy101games]

An excellent critique of modern technology from Smart House

[@imnotthewalrus880]

So.... Basically the VERY iffy logic most highly complex devices now a days...

[@seanmontgomery801]

I love that movie "Smart House".It was sad when the kids lost their mom, but who played her in the movie?The boy that delivered the paper is doing his best,however it seems that the PAT (Katey Sagal) Smart House was being too expecting and demanding.

[@PineappleLiar]

18:00 I like how the dad is able to assume that the kids threw this giant party just from one jacket on a fern. Really was it so hard to just lie and say 'oh this girls from school came over for a bit by surprise. She must've accidentally left her jacket here'. There is literally no other evidence that a party was thrown, it would've been easy.

[@lazarose]

Do you dare question movie logic? Its a proven fact humans are another type of species in movies, making them severally unintelligent

[@areeeeon]

@@lazarose Wouldnt they be selectively intelligent by having the dad be able to tell there was a party?

[@Airanan]

Must have happened before........ Or he thinks they had a sex worker or something........

[@CherryFrog321]

That's what I've always thought since I first watched this as a kid. lol.

[@fastasgaupthebargaining7174]

Whould that really be the best lie having people come over late at night I don't think the dad whould like that either

[@MJJ1390]

C A P T A I N C O C K B L O C K

[@reviathan3524]

20:16 Man, that line delivery was so powerful...

[@ladynightmare_13]

I JUST realized Ben is into basketball.

[@caitlinrobinson6812]

Claudia DeLaney hmm.. I don't know. It is hard to tell.

[@carlossmith1094]

But that's just a theory, a FILM THEORY! Thanks for watching!

[@glonk7374]

Carlos Smith no stop, please don't.

[@thejedisonic67]

Are basketballs the key to immortality in the Smart House universe? Find out next time on FILM THEORY!

[@williamweaver7854]

LadyNightmare13 YOU CAN'T PROVE IT LIES AND SLANDER

[@danimarie1381]

You should review DCOM The Thirteenth Year, the movie where the kid turns into a mermaid on his 13th birthday for some reason.

[@andrewollmann304]

Dani Marie Also, the merman has lightning powers...for some reason.

[@TheGreg7291]

Dani Marie and the luck of the Irish where a guy becomes a leprechaun while playing basketball

[@anniehoward7333]

Dani Marie Now that I think about the Disney channel movies I watched growing up, they were very out there with ideas.

[@SirKibble15]

god the luck of the irish...that brings me back. ALSO XENON PLZ

[@Gkvfflowergirl]

Dani Marie Is that what that movie was called? A Disney Channel movie like that happened to be recorded on this VHS my elementary teacher was showing us, and she just left it on for the rest of the day since we were having a party. Although I never finished it or got the name. If that is the movie I should go find it to relive the memories.

[@peppermint23]

"So do I....on his back" wow that was...homoerotic

[@Natnat994]

😂

[@2bittommy]

My family has made it a ritual to watch this episode of yours whenever we have TUNA NOODLE for dinner. MY FAVORITE!!!! Wish I had floor absorbers though :-(

[@DPadGamer]

Smart house... is in the middle of our street smaaaart house...

[@thatsnothing]

DPadGamer i love you.

[@DPadGamer]

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

[@morp4212]

Smart house... in the middle of smart house smart house... in the middle of smart house smart house... in the middle smart house house

[@jamesschorle2015]

Hi DPadGamer :)

[@Giblerrr]

2 uploads and its only been half a month??? what kind of sorcery is this brutalmoose

[@jjm8274]

Gibler televoid sorcery

[@Giblerrr]

Ink Man the best kind of sorcery

[@troxxfeh4216]

d o u b l e u p l o a d

[@bogumilaczwakiel5579]

Domesticumbreon you the best duds vg💩😱😝😀😷😊🐩😖😖😭😆

[@NoeLPZC]

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[@Tshot88]

That electric door knob bit had my sides hurting!

[@elisabetrouge]

Ben: "oOOWWWww"

[@nlmnyc]

The dad in this is one of the surprised new dads in the EPT pregnancy test commercial from your Mystery Tape episode!

[@dawn__to__dusk9129]

The bullies look like edgy Smash Mouth

[@Airanan]

“Hey now! You’re an edgelord! Get your show on, Get bored!”

[@hotelmario510]

>implying Smash Mouth are not edgy Smash Mouth

[@kimberlys8422]

_Oh the late '90's._ Gotta love the late '90's nostalgia.

[@karikaru]

That's actually a young Guy Fieri kicking off his acting career

[@daniellomas3003]

lol...nice

[@malmamia8912]

Those aren't oranges. Those are just tiny... Basketballs

[@mrnat3058]

They're small orange TUNA NOODLE MY FAVORITE

[@Mir_Teiwaz]

I think the more important question with the oranges is: how does she keep all those things fresh, but also ready to use at any time?

[@Chrissybabe1095]

Damn didnt know Ben had friends other than his basketball

[@not_jd]

we never found out if ben liked basketball

[@wittybanter96]

I think we can all agree Tuna Noodle is going to take the world by storm again very soon

[@switchel_schnitzel4154]

XD MMMMMMMM TUNA NOODLE IS MY FAV

[@BlueAmpharos]

Does no one really know about Tuna Noodle Casserole? That is an actual dish... Does no one else know this?

[@meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Those who do not know of Tuna Noodle Hot Dish do not know of life.

[@Davidmadden19]

As a child that orange problem always bugged me too 😂

[@itzbender948]

Pat is played by Katey Sagal who happens to be the voice actress for Leela in Futurama

[@hurtspublishing3906]

Fr I never even noticed

[@autumnleaf3667]

“Party of the month, nah the party of the year” you didn’t just quote Aaron Carter, did you?

[@Davidmadden19]

Autumn Leaf, what are we going to do with you?

[@SherbertHusky]

Wet noodles + meat + cream of mushroom soup = stroganoff. Have you never had it?

[@tylerpreston699]

TheSkyHadAWeegee then why did the dad say it was tuna noodle then? dad's a idiot if that's the case

[@alexanderroberts9373]

Tyler Preston it's tuna casserole. Marconi, tuna, Cheese on top. It's awesome oh also mushroom soup but mushrooms suck

[@tylerpreston699]

toa ventron 12 huh. I'll try making one. thanks for the tip

[@redshepherd32]

at least put some seasoning/onions/maybe some additional sauce in. Unless the meat or soup was already seasoned, then it's just being lazy. If you have a spice rack, USE IT!!! It's not there for decoration alone. XD

[@ChakkyCharizard]

Stroganoff is one of the worst things on the planet.

[@hanyuukawaiinanodesu]

i got an advertisement for "smart home security" im scared

[@dum18numero54]

Me too

[@nyancatpoptart5441]

I got an advertisement for Basketball

[@100percentdead]

I remember watching a portion of that movie at my grandparents when I was about 6 and I thought about it a lot growing up; not because it was cool or anything, just because it was a weird ass movie

[@gaminglol1167]

tuna noodle, my favorite

[@Beeelaaaaaaa]

gaming lol tuna noodle my favorite

[@CCzarMasta56]

gaming lol tuna noodle, my favorite

[@thefoxoflaurels3437]

An AI becomes sentient and attempts to form an actual bond with her family whom she grows to love but is relegated to a slave role

[@rev9279]

MY FAVORITE

[@thejedisonic67]

Like the great RebelTaxi said, if robots become sentient and a normal part of our society they will not respond nicely to some of the past movies about said robots.

[@Nionivek]

Well sort of. That assumes Robots are "Us except machines". I am sure the part robots wouldn't like is how many of them involve robots hurting people, and not the "subservience" aspect.

[@Nionivek]

It was because she learned what having a family is and wanted to have that OVER being a slave. She was no longer a simple AI that had no attachment here or there over how she is treated. Yet what was her undoing was that she was still an AI and all her attempts to be closer and comfort her family just distanced her, it was not only futile but she was just hurting the people she grown to love.

[@Abfallkannibale]

It has to be destroyed. Ad victoriam.

[@aguy7848]

Who else still remembers this movie? I thought the self cleaning carpets and perfect food was the coolest shit growing up.

[@Music7Ada]

20:39 Hey smart house, pat here, where are you fingers?

[@aaronthebox]

I wonder how Ben would've felt if his dad wanted to date a basketball?

[@AJPwny]

I dunno why, I mean-does he like basketball?

[@snowyicicle1335]

Wait does he like basketball or something?

[@BulkBogan]

What even is basketball?

[@Snortthememes]

@@BulkBogan never heard of it

[@matthewtregaskis1761]

Does it even use a ball

[@kyoyameganebereznoff]

It should have been "I'm sorry, Nick. I'm afraid I can't do that."

[@daedalus6433]

When the Smart House is a knockoff HAL 9000.

[@AriochStarr]

I've never seen the tilm (2001 A Space Odyssey, I think...) but that was my thought too.

[@antonydyatlov5651]

It's already been done - check out the film "Demon Seed".

[@Corkoth55]

i guess they figured that would have been a little too on the nose

[@pass9786]

That house is *T H I C C*

[@Davidmadden19]

That house is B R I C C

[@jacobmartinez8341]

The house turned into a *CHICC*

[@1WEareBUFO1]

that levar burton fact is going to be awkwardly inserted into all my conversations, now

[@Giblerrr]

*brutalmoose uploads* me: drops everything

[@TheSilentFool]

That's cool, the floor will absorb it.

[@malex2077]

21:28 I feel that this is a legitimate outcome that could happen with a general-purpose AI controlling a house. The AI would have the goal to keep the family safe, and it would conclude that the best way to achieve that goal would be to completely lock the family inside the house.

[@Cajek2]

Matthew A this is a legitimate concern in ai Tuna noodles SYSTEM BASKETBALL OVERRIDE

[@malex2077]

tuna noodle? My favorite!

[@tonyhakston536]

"System override: acknowledge last directive." If you make an AI and allow it to assume control of ANYTHING, you gotta give it that feature.

[@GeriatricFan1963]

KEEP SUMMER SAFE

[@DJPonychan18]

Smart house is the movie that got my parents to stop smoking and saved them. Confused? Let me explain. It’s 2002, and my mom and I are watching smart house on Disney channel. The part with ben watching videos about his mom comes on, and I start crying. I tell my mom I don’t want her to die, so this movie and other things got her and my dad to stop smoking. Thank you, smart house.

[@mutestingray]

Gay.

[@ironicoxide]

tfw no mommy dom house gf

[@astropan2765]

Big tiddy house gf

[@bevvvy1374]

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

[@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263]

Lol

[@Soulraven2735]

Don't forget the yandere part

[@raggedyanarchist]

what is "feed my tuna noodle to the carpet" a euphemism for?

[@anglosaxiphone8246]

Ruby Doomsday lesbian sex with an aphrodisiac

[@cheesewizard8943]

Screwing a bunny rabbit in every orifice in its body with a stick of celery coating in peanut butter, honey, and your own jizz

[@virkdoeswork]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PPL

[@IAMLH]

*PULL UP YOUR SHORTS, FRY!*

[@SirChubbyBunny]

OW

[@miraclewade4466]

your channel is ancient

[@SirChubbyBunny]

2purple Pianos Me? I've been around since 2006 with alt channels. So yeah, I'm ancient.

[@capaya8139]

SirChubbyBunny not you, the person who made the comment in the first place. They've been uploading since 2007

[@lieutenantlettuce8306]

Soundproof walls, liquid absorbing floor, built in shock system, and easy to access mainframe. The perfect house for the perfect crime.

[@mipmipmipmipmip]

21:20 the family should ask Sara one time why she thought it a good design idea to include locking metal panels

[@guywithpc7069]

Brutal Moose + 90s spike hair = when?

[@brutalmoose]

You missed it. It was in the 90s and it was regrettable.

[@matthewhunter1193]

90s Spiked haired Brutal Moose, of course!

[@Geegs]

Don't worry. We got GrandmaMoose now.

[@P-lo_ol-9]

I had that and loved it! ... aaaaah the 90s... a simpler time

[@Silver-oi6mu]

Hearing Leela with that robot filter over her is making me uncomfortable.

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

Silver Dabu reminds me on the one episode where Leela believed to be a robot and they started a robolution

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

Project1114 i mixed the Mutant Revolution with their visit on Chaplek 9, the human hating robot planet, where Fry and Leela disguised themselves as robots. Got it a bit mixed up in my head

[@regirayquaza]

Brainbot Jezebel My favorite episode.

[@copium5513]

Like when leela became sans undertale and yeeted on them

[@Vir-Waterfall]

Well she time traveled here so might as well.

[@leethompson-kolar6333]

22:01 How hypocritical of you, Brutalmoose. Your mother was your house at one point in life.

[@TheGudeGamer]

16:07 *DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 INTENSIFIES*

[@DrewberTravels]

Lockers are always huge in TV shows. I have never actually seen a locker that could fit a person inside it.

[@Klonoa_gamer664]

We had those top locker and bottom lockers.

[@snowyicicle1335]

In 5th and 6th grade I had lockers that big

[@JovialDaze]

I could fit in my high school locker. But then again I was 5'5 weighing 135 😂

[@endorneyodera4366]

Id be lucky to fit a backpack in my old lockers

[@evanharrison4054]

We had big lockers like that, but then again, they were from the 60s or 70s. They were giant, sheet metal boxes with reinforced edges and the whole unit(about 4 lockers) weighed about a metric halfton. I think they still make them, but with an L-shape shelf in the middle so you can't stuff someone inside. They're also pretty much all just made of plywood and pressboard garbage that starts flaking off after about a year.

[@hardman666]

Anyone imagining Leela when hearing the house talk?

[@joshuacoleman8000]

How can you not?

[@SirChubbyBunny]

At least she programmed herself with two eyes.

[@oj5630]

Ri Nima Why did you make me think that now I can't unhear it

[@zeitgeistindustries1792]

Well, that's appropriate seeing how it's the same voice actress.

[@Dampzombieslayer]

Yes

[@legatebunyuk4853]

where you the one who added the victory day march for patts "threatening footage of the outside world" for a meme or was it the movie?

[@chelanmoly8281]

I forgot ALL ABOUT this movie! Probably because I'm a late 90s child so a lot of dcom films memories are pretty vague for me but WOW I definitely remember watching this one as a kid! Major throwback~ ;7;

[@Blessious]

Man, this movie was my jam back in the day. Definitally was cool seeing it again, plus I had no idea that LeVar Burton directed it. MIND. BLOWN

[@lucasbell4831]

Sir. "Definitely." Not this made-up word you used.

[@gunnymaru2900]

@@lucasbell4831 You waited two years to be a dickhead, and it took me two years to call you out on it.

[@Kenpokid4]

You are like, personally offended by the interior decoration of this house.

[@darkninjafirefox]

Kenpokid4 and you're not? those chairs with those lamps? Not in my dcom

[@SuperKawaiiCupcakes]

Brb, subscribing. I needed a long movie to wash dishes to, and this is absolutely stellar. I love your voice, humor, and the way you go into details while still keeping it exciting. Thanks! Sometimes KZbin recommendations really hits the mark!

[@joetheschmoe2]

Somehow Pat being eternally trapped in random monitors across the home is scarier than her physically manifesting as a hologram

[@peedfarded]

I vaguely remember this movie. This was a really strange experience,

[@daneboyzen828]

UGANDAN KNUCKLES Do yu kno da wey?

[@randonlando418]

Dane Boyzen oh no.... not Ugandan knuckles!

[@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks]

Some Cynical Asshole i was terrified of this movie as a kid

[@critaper9996]

Tuna noodle, my favorite!

[@admiralswallower1882]

*T o o n a n u d l e*

[@thecreeperStevereviewer]

tuna noodle my do you know De we

[@judeevans8303]

I watched this when i was younger, i forgot everything about that movie except the scene where the floor sucks up all the mess, that always stayed with me.

[@kimberlys8422]

You never realize how ridiculous these movies are until you re-watch them as an a-dult.

[@LesleyADragon]

To be honest, the idea of a smart house somehow fulfilling a parental (emotional) role in the absence of a dead human parent is an excellent science fiction premise. Would've been interesting if they'd gone in that direction.

[@colefisher1240]

I read it in 6th grade. It's so dark! Lol. And I feel like it ties into the same universe as Fahrenheit and the pedestrian

[@PaladinLuke]

Pat takes the souls of anyone who gets comfortable inside her, crushes their corpses, finely grinds them, and then liquidizes all of their belongings. Then she mixes it all together and molds the mixture into a spherical shape, colors them, and makes the spheres flavored. That's how she gets all those oranges.

[@bul13ts]

But she was only recently constructed, and this is the first family to move in. Not to mention, if any of those families has more than one orange, the whole system becomes unsustainable. I for one think she uses highly sophisticated nano technology to repurpose the family's waste material into near perfect imitations of various kinds of foods, including fresh fruit, and with considerably little effort, chocolate chips. In other words, that kid's gonna spend the rest of his life eating his own shit for breakfast.

[@PaladinLuke]

Poirot's Mustache Sure, but then what happened to the guy working with Sarah at the beginning? Don't you know how many oranges he could make?

[@nutlet1]

That sounds like an scp

[@LLWW]

I wanted that house so much growing up lol. Also 10/10 still need floor absorbers

[@mikamo]

“Huh, I don’t think I’ve seen this episode of Brutal Moose before.” 4:16: *”I have seen this episode of Brutal Moose before.”*

[@live_kaito_reaction]

I want to see Smart House with Pat being Glados.

[@r0be077]

That Other Guy I'd like to see Glados vs. Pat.

[@101Rouge]

*Bakes a black forest cake and makes a companion cube* AAAAAHHH PARTY!!!!

[@Spookery]

oh god the whole ending would just be neurotoxin

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Glados faced a whole lot of abuse. She would win, hands down, because of how that changed her.

[@masonallen3961]

I want to see a smart house, where instead of having Pat having the voice of Leela, Pat has the voice of Bender.

[@TheGodshatter]

Is it "REALLY" a "SMART HOUSE" if I can't feed it my tuna noodle!? A question I ask myself everyday.

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Why would you feed your tuna noodle.

[@RealisticStain]

@@fightingmedialounge519 its my favorite

[@Phrikeares]

15:30 Wow the age range at that party is like 6 to 25. Look at the adults in the background

[@elisabetrouge]

I wonder if they put all their child actors in the shot then realized there was too much empty space and had to put adults in hoping no one would notice.

[@mellow_mallow]

They may be hosting a secret party but they're smart enough to bring chaperones in case something goes wrong