MTV's Show About 'Yo Momma' Jokes Was Low-Key Racist (w/ Kurtis Conner)

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[@jarvis]

just a heads up that Demi Lovato uses They/Them pronouns!!!! our bad!

[@milktea6676]

The Good thing is that he caught it Thanks from the all of us Also first furry

[@super6070]

thanks for acknowledging it Jarvis!

[@DaisyWhisper]

Thank u I was surprised that was left in 😅

[@khazermashkes2316]

Thank you for correcting yourself!

[@nyxm2942]

here i was coming here to see if i was the only one that noticed

[@tinhead_junk]

This feels like one of those “shows about black people for white people”

[@ShanniBananni]

It feels like that because that's what it is.

[@quinnzyker6521]

So anything made by Tyler Perry?

[@aishamay739]

@Caspian Wolf yeah i felt so disgusted watching this

[@mark6302]

That's like.... pretty much all of MTV.....

[@JanieBee]

@@quinnzyker6521 nah def not Tyler. Most of his stuff I feel like white ppl wouldn't get. It's more like...this is how black people SHOULD act, for black people by black people. Which is almost just as bad. I've seen all his movies, YK culture classics but I can't ignore the colorism and sexism in a lot of em

[@user-qy6ce8vk6x]

I’ll never forget the episode where the one guy spits “float like a butterfly sting like a bee, I slept with your mama now it hurts when I pee” And guess what 7th grade me did

[@EatMyRawrz]

I'm so so sorry but, I cackled so loud my cats came running when I read this

[@user-qy6ce8vk6x]

@@EatMyRawrz 😂 this show taught a generation of middle schoolers how to roast LMAO

[@Elizabean1984]

7th grade you got an STD? Shiiii daw sounds sick.

[@Juanmaligno]

Slept with his mom? 😳😳😳

[@CamohFN]

Sounds like a mad varse city line in jackbox

[@tracewyrm]

to be fair, jordan is completely immune to yo mama jokes. he was raised by his dad and three atms in a trenchcoat

[@konstance13]

This is the type of joke I would've actually liked to hear on the show lol

[@dafartmaster4202]

he was raised like if patrick bateman was a rare endangered bird species

[@UrFavGothChick]

@@dafartmaster4202 What the fuck does that mean?

[@spencerd3283]

​@@dafartmaster4202KDHDJWJWJWBDJS

[@artemisfowldragon]

I got one: yo mama so stupid she thought your father loved her

[@way2dead4u]

jordan is 100% a theater student playing a character. the casting call was like "give us your best out-of-touch rich guy impression" and this guy broke out what he learned at theater camp. that was a house for sale they filmed at and put whatever props they had and the "cousin" was just someone they hired. jordan is a character. source: I have met like at least five "jordans" in theater classes.

[@peculiarstitches]

I hope so because if jordan is a real life person i will die.

[@MaleifusSilver]

It is absolutely a character

[@ethanporciello8807]

He is, he has an IMDb page

[@blueberrybeyblade]

he looks like he's doing a Patrick Bateman impression

[@Chani-uk4wf]

​@@ethanporciello8807what's his real name?!

[@gangstakittle2852]

That white kid's entire personality is just Noel Miller's impression of Ajit Pai

[@user-ii9fd5fx2z]

AEESERTGHUWEGYYHH

[@codybarlik4524]

Scientists have confirmed this

[@spookyskinwalker776]

That's scarily accurate.

[@texastorture]

LMFAO

[@404usernotfound_]

Holy shit, that's exactly it

[@Sitcomabed]

I hope kurtis conner just stands on stage for two hours straight only saying yo momma jokes and nothing else

[@alexlu_]

wait that isn’t what he does on tour? 😔

[@hitsonc1713]

AGAIN???

[@sageissleeping5165]

Didn’t he already do that???

[@zoeyiguess8358]

Ayo havnt seen u in a while!! Always love seeing ur pfp in comment sections

[@Sabrina-jl4sp]

While doing the robot

[@landongrams5599]

He totally missed a "Yo Mama so absent from your life that the show needed to use your cousin instead"

[@jinsoulful]

please 💀💀

[@broomeatscandles]

he would have sued

[@cher_ryppo]

@@jinsoulful chuu yas

[@Random-sk6hm]

He would have had father sue you

[@kyliesmith2004]

One thing I love about modern society is that we've moved so far from "yo mama" jokes that now saying "ur mom" to someone is peak comedy.

[@thegrandxbunny2073]

Ur mom.

[@flanflanflandre]

literally all someone has 2 say is "ur mom" and that's easily the funniest shit ever

[@akalulunauwu5931]

Your maternal guardian

[@RaYYTraYY]

@@akalulunauwu5931 Thy moth'r

[@obrey__]

@@akalulunauwu5931you are too advanced for our time *kneels to the mysterious time traveler*

[@lizabell6782]

Jordan’s jokes were as diverse as his family tree.

[@GA_131]

*”is he a good kisser?” flashbacks*

[@alexandrahenderson4368]

Honestly

[@rinibunny4576]

Although Technically it’s probably no more diverse than leshawn family tree but I can see what you meant lol

[@Bruh-lb5yf]

It's as diverse as his spice cabinet

[@PrinceAce72]

@@Bruh-lb5yf Salt

[@nadiapai8511]

actually the "-is" at the end of their names cancels out so they're just jarv and kurt.

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

I had a Jarv of Kurt the other day. Silky smooth.

[@saba5839]

the 'r's also cancel out so its jav and kut

[@olivegorl8671]

@@saba5839 and reversed (due to pemdas) would be vaj and tuk

[@grenien4109]

why does this make so much sense, vaj and tuk

[@crappy-doodle3894]

I hope they accept their new names. Vaj and Tuk

[@imbuffysummers]

Dude honestly this show just shows how bad sexism was at the time of this show that no matter what the girl character says they boo

[@madelyn1758]

true but the use of "character" for the real life lady

[@propogandalf]

Her jokes weren't funny, so her gender is irrelevant

[@tatwrianna24]

true. most of the guys had terrible jokes yet people still laughed.

[@thicc_astley]

the fact that mothers were the butt of the joke demonstrates the sexism of the time too tbh

[@propogandalf]

@@thicc_astley Yo Mama jokes have been around way before that period. They could be, but I'm not sure I agree they are likely rooted in sexism. Mothers are the target of Yo Mama jokes in order to hit the recipient in a sensitive area. I suppose the average person is more protective of their mother than their father. Also more people don't have fathers than don't have mothers.

[@GloopyMiauMiau]

The "You're so black" hit me like a fucking truck I did NOT expect that

[@lunaequinox7333]

I was fully expecting it and it still hit me like a truck

[@oMuStiiA]

Gotta love how he just blatantly treated being black as an insult on its own 🙃

[@Random-sk6hm]

The King Kong one made me feel sick I can't believe that was aired

[@JosephWalker-ip7pd]

​@@oMuStiiAvery thin skinned people when I was a kid in the 2000s being called white was considered an insult and nobody cried about it the black kids would joke about how dark each other were and they didn't cry about it either. It's immature sure but joking about each other is just something everyone does.

[@Chani-uk4wf]

In the second season a contestant says "Your momma is so white she thought Malcom X was Malcolm the 10th" 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@izzytepe]

"you're so black you--" woah woah there jordan lets take a breather first

[@longdicklamar8674]

White ppl explaining why black ppl should get offended by the word cheese

[@mochathought]

Take him out to dinner first at least 😳😳😳

[@accelgortuss4573]

@@aishasmith3012 if you are sarcastic then the second half of your statement is wrong, if you aren't then you are wrong. I humbly request you to elaborate or rephrase.

[@aishasmith3012]

@@accelgortuss4573 It's just funny to me how the same people who claim that white people are offended on black peoples behalf are the same people who choose to not be offended on black peoples behalf.Justs makes it seem as if black people can't have differing opinions and some might be offended while others may not.

[@MsDudette21]

i havent seen this episode since 2006 and only remember the fake hair joke. honestly im glad the show came out then and not now cuz ppl would feel the need to cancel some dude who was paid to make some dumb lighthearted jokes. just cuz ppl say stupid shit doesnt mean they need the internet to give them so much shi about it. and honestly i bet this guy was putting on an act. lots of mtv shows have ppl do that. i wish this guy would do an AMA so we could get the details lol

[@frolicinq]

Gems from this: Boiled quarters "Gentrified your momma jokes" "This feels like a hate crime"

[@gluedthetree1272]

you forgot "I'm gonna bust"

[@connorh1166]

I would add "how's it going BALDWIN HILLS 😉😉😉😉😉"

[@sir.reggie0713]

boiled quarters

[@Sophia-qq3dp]

“I want to drown him in a bathtub”

[@piper3643]

*well my dad will fucking sue you*

[@peytonsturdivant8392]

Knowing Wilmer ended up being a weirdo made me seeing him ask that girl if her cousin is a good kisser even worse and more uncomfortable

[@ace.l.w]

This was extraordinarily surreal to watch for me, as whenever I visit my mother, we end up watching new episodes of NCIS. Wilmer’s character checks out a horses dong in one episode, and his personality is being muscular and wearing shirts two sizes too small

[@StrwbrrzDrmz]

What?!! I’ve watched crime shows like that before and like?? What?? How did it even get to that point??

[@elisemuehlenkamp1484]

The craziest thing about the boiled quarters joke is I can imagine *exactly* what that smells like

[@asenath3721]

makes my teeth hurt

[@postmasterspecific]

@@asenath3721 then boil your teeth

[@pokaay3163]

@@asenath3721why would your teeth react to boiled quarters

[@therealtony2009]

smells like.. burnt hair and pennies

[@Cowboywill_]

​@@pokaay3163think about eating them 😭

[@goatsnhoes9221]

love jarvis dabbing at his forehead periodically like an overwhelmed southern lawyer

[@GA_131]

“Oh my lord, you’ve burst the water pipe again!”

[@TheNocturnalLogician]

Why did I perfectly visualize what you said? 🤦‍♂️

[@brett8460]

He's dabbing his forehead like a southern black woman in church.

[@LKNRZ]

Bee movie

[@Harrricane]

@@LKNRZ 🅱️ee Movie

[@laynewoodward5370]

"your mother has a glass eye with a picture of her family inside" sounds like the introduction of a Jigsaw trap

[@mochathought]

Oh no

[@anjailbakeer]

Oh my god yess lmao

[@galactic7458]

“I want to play a game. Today, you will learn the importance of family. Your mother has a glass eye with a picture of her family inside. Your goal is to retrieve this picture before your time is up. is in the next room over, confused and scared. Bring me her glass eye. Remove it from her head, and only then will you be able to see what it truly means to be a family. You have four minutes. Live or die, make your choice.”

[@pennyw2226]

Or a would you rather “Your mother has a glass eye with a picture of her family inside or your father has a prosthetic leg with an engraving of a guitar. Which one would you rather be true?”

[@sopaaaaaaaa]

@@pennyw2226 honestly i'd go with the prosthetic leg one, the guitar engraving wld probably look dope as fuck on that lmao

[@Kaaaaaaafire17]

What really shivered my timbers about this was Jordan continuously made very racist jokes that somehow got people laughing and most everyone else made actual jokes that weren't about his race. Boiled quarters is funny, telling a black girl her hair says made in china is not.

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

I would never recover is someone said i smelled like boiled quarters. After the racism i probably would. Jordan is 100% a republican and supporters trump

[@larryskarmy7129]

How’s that racist

[@barricusbear6769]

@@completlynormalhypernova666 That doesn't make you racist you divisive fool

[@sumlem]

@@larryskarmy7129 long racist history about Black women and their hair and how degrading it is to be told of as "cheap" and "fake"

[@doubleaabattery7562]

How is it racist to tell someone their hair looks like a wig??

[@jodipearson567]

The font they use for names is the same one used in the anti-piracy ads you find on DVDs. *You wouldn’t download a yo mama joke*

[@poysonscarecrow1109]

Yo mama so virus when downloaded she crashes your computer

[@cathulu7975]

Jordon is like if a sixty year old politician was body-swapped with his grandson.

[@Lucifersfursona]

Holy shit underrated joke

[@absenttoday7226]

Thought you said that about Jarvis at first and had a full blown mid-life crisis while trying to understand

[@snakes7303]

@@absenttoday7226 ME TOO

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

17 Again called and they want you yo write the sequel.

[@tamiwu0346]

@@PanAndScanBuddy 17 again but instead of the MC getting a new lease on life and rekindling his marriage, he’s just racist, that’s it.

[@RATGUTZZ]

"Boiled quarters" is one of the most strange, yet creative, phrases I've ever heard. Bonus points it isn't making fun of looks so that's always cool to me.

[@thebrideofghostface]

And it's accurate. That dude does look like he smells like boiled quarters.

[@trofii.]

@@thebrideofghostface HA

[@cubixthree3495]

Royal quarters.

[@NoOne-bc6sq]

im your 1k like and ive never felt more important in my life

[@RATGUTZZ]

@@NoOne-bc6sq Oh thanks

[@prettyboyg]

The "How'd he know about my thong" joke made me laugh too hard

[@Kris-wy1lc]

Same

[@sofia-ix7xt]

Jordan acts EXACTLY like Patrick Bateman it’s insane

[@pojaycricket]

holy shit youre so right

[@unknownexerpt4724]

Exactly what I was thinking!

[@AshaSara]

I was thinking that too omg

[@Nitrolord]

Jordan: He's just like me fr

[@thatguyfromthethingg]

"let's see Paul Allen's yo mama joke"

[@lornadunes7850]

jordan looks like he’s doing a really mediocre trump impression at a party and no one asked for it

[@Billy-qo7ts]

SO TURE

[@xexpaguette]

TURE

[@josie3221]

There’s no way he wasn’t a plant

[@anaionescu8913]

And he's not doing it to make fun of Trump, but because he's a fan of his

[@aaronlandry3934]

@@josie3221 You saw his house, right? That’s obviously a set. Jordan is an actor and he’s clearly playing the smug, rich white kid stereotype. Real people don’t speak like that

[@edviza1935]

Jordan permanently sounds like an exaggerated masculine character in a cartoon

[@bestfoodreviews2770]

hahahahha i was just thinking he sounded like he was doing a bad johnny bravo impression

[@TCangie]

He sounds like the buff buck deer in open season

[@emilysmith1053]

He sounds exactly like Zap Brannigan from Futurama and I can't believe that I haven't seen anyone else say it

[@ghostflxwer]

@@emilysmith1053 you're right

[@techne360]

@@emilysmith1053 Right?? I came here to say that too I'm glad I'm not the only one 🤣

[@11.dean.cave.11]

The girl at the beginning was so creative, and they just made everyone hate her like what

[@Yourmom_dotcom]

Also, idk if anyone else noticed, but in Jordan’s bathroom, next to the bananas, was Pepsodent toothpaste. That is toothpaste for dentures.

[@ifihadasociallife]

i think the show should’ve taken place on a playground and the judges are all 4th graders. they would’ve made these grown adults feel awful for their amateur yo momma jokes

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

4th graders are ruthless. They'll roast you and walk away.

[@isa-morena]

@@completlynormalhypernova666 they'll roast you and cartwheel their way out. Ruthless lil bastards.

[@RacheliRozenman]

@@isa-morena i imagined it and laughed loudly 🤣

[@kingvincentarchcravenxiii1141]

To be fair these jokes are pretty old. And 4th graders back then weren’t ruthless. I think that was the time-out and kids on a leash era.

[@rylee_dads_bestie69]

@@RacheliRozenman thinking about it 💭

[@Evan_L_Rodriguez]

I love how Jarvis keeps dabbing his forehead like he’s a Victorian duchess sweating at the absolute brutish buffoonery of these jokes,

[@jameeliaclarke3576]

😭🤣🤣🤣

[@mark6302]

lol

[@uncannyvalley2113]

why did i read british jwjsjsjsjkwkwowkdk

[@Evan_L_Rodriguez]

@@uncannyvalley2113 It tried to autocorrect to British, lmao

[@deathonwheels1355]

Yes, not to mention his awesome toilet mug at 9:40

[@darkserpent7191]

Your mom is a beautiful woman and she makes me very happy. I really think this is going to work out. I love her very dearly and I know you have some issues left over from your father, but I promise I want to stick it out and be there for your mama. I'm not trying to replace your dad- but I want you to know I'm there for you if you need anything. I feel very blessed to have wonderful lady like your mama in my life and I'm going to take care of her, I promise.

[@coldslaws]

This is the funniest joke of them all

[@Sam_Remastered]

Jarvis and Kurtis not getting that the "your mom has a glass eye with a picture of her family in it" joke is a joke about his mom being dumb because if you have a glass eye you can't see what it looks like inside is hilarious to me.

[@oliverolivers5080]

Thanks for explaining the joke I’ve legitimately spent 2 years trying to figure out the punchline 😭

[@jackotherstar3982]

I feel like the white guy is like when white people write a movie with mostly black people and they add a white guy because the writers feel white people won’t relate to it.

[@jaci5437]

i thought you meant kurtis at first i-

[@Tw0Dots]

@@jaci5437 LMAO

[@Hassan-zw9tb]

@@jaci5437 jajaja

[@gamermike111]

That guy representing the rich sounded like that one guy off of futurama

[@clara-lh4up]

I just had a stroke trying to read this comment

[@kc-eq4tk]

Kenny was amazingly creative. Everybody else's jokes were like "your mom's fat" meanwhile kenny was actually making new jokes.

[@luciendelaney8975]

Literally

[@dionemartins0212]

My guys really went B o i l e d q u a r t e r s

[@SNK_LRD]

Kenny was playing Uno when everyone else was playing Go Fish

[@Deanbutwithass]

The rich kid delivers every line like Patrick Bateman

[@jennyonthespectrum4581]

I truly want someone's mom to come in and say "what did you say about me?" A better show would be people making fun of each other's kids. I would watch that. Why do the moms always get picked on?

[@tropicalgoose]

I SAID A UR MOM JOKE LIKE A YEAR AGO AND MY FRIENDS MOM WALKED INTO THE ROOM AND IT WAS SO SCARY BUT SHE FOUND IT FUNNY

[@haley5735]

That white guy is literally a walking caricature of a trust fund baby

[@ami5marion]

Hey don’t say that poor Kurtis 😭😭

[@oliviarichman6035]

i mean he is def an actor so i am sure that's the point. but it still is awful lmao

[@evelyn4885]

Amanda Espinosa Galaz why not? he’s fucking rich.

[@azrasdc696]

@@evelyn4885 ???

[@eggsbruhnadict4298]

@@evelyn4885 J O K E A L E R T

[@CaseyKiddRap]

This dude Jordan delivers every yo mama joke like he’s a used car salesman. I almost expect him to say, “Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance?”

[@natvasch6399]

„Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on your mommas insurance?“

[@extrahourinthepit]

"Your mother is so fat, switching to Geico could really save her 15% on her life insurance"

[@mollusckscramp4124]

r/rareinsults

[@msthecommentator2863]

"Is yo momma so stupid that she needs a ten second headstart in a race war?" ((Sorry for the bad joke, but I feel in my heart that he would make it taste mildly racist))

[@deadwrongboyEC]

I’m sorry

[@Heavymetalthunda3]

Man, Kurtis saying “I’m gonna bust” in that Jordan voice made me spit out my drink

[@Jane-oz7pp]

I had a friend whose mum passed away, and his older brother would always start yo mama joke contests, then turn around and the second someone hit him with a yo mama joke he'd go "yea? well my mum's dead." And then laugh uproariously at the look of shock and guilt on the other person's face. It was honestly hilarious and I often think of how he used to do it. I lived with them for a while (abandoned kid steez) and I could not bring a friend around without immediately having them hit with that.

[@nikkicarreon]

If someone told me I smelled like boiled quarters I’d honestly be devastated lol

[@jahsehisntdead9333]

Where edward?

[@narcisoanasui246]

Hey i just saw you under that Madyson Brown video about bbl’s. Good to see ya :P

[@nvmiamhungry9149]

NICOLE LOVE YOUR CHANNEL❤️❤️❤️

[@snakes7303]

Right??

[@viarose3721]

crime o' clock my beloved

[@maiwisdom9839]

Jordan sounds like he's pronouncing the letter Æ in every word he says

[@alicerohwer8227]

LMAOOO

[@kertchu]

Well how is it pronounced?

[@skankyferret]

@@kertchu Like the a in apple, basically

[@ryanrenn4815]

@@skankyferret i thought it was like "ee" ??

[@dcr645]

@@ryanrenn4815 like ä

[@SavePedroVoteFerris]

Jordan seems like the kind of guy to wash his hands after a shower.

[@ace.l.w]

I can’t figure out what this MEANS, but it’s so true!!!

[@larrythehampter2249]

They should reboot this show but like at the finale they have the last 2 competitor's moms have a boxing match and that determines the winner

[@enby_kensei]

Jordan is the kind of guy who would go to a party full of people of color and you'd hear him go "I just think nobody should be allowed to say it"

[@alexschneider1667]

Yeah but also, he would say it no shame

[@natbeewell]

or tryna argue anyone can say it

[@akuma4321]

or he'd be dropping the n word nonstop thinking it's fine

[@ashtonisvibing4763]

he'd go into a long speech about how no one should say the n word... while also never censoring himself an just say the full word the entire time-

[@k.k.7797]

how dare you call out all the Jordan’s in my family like that

[@tasha385]

“alright…that feels like a hate crime” literally cackling

[@cg_edits]

@@joshroehl6098 you should promote the song as satire cuz it's terrible

[@commandercat10]

@@cg_edits it really does suck a lot

[@agisuru]

I love how, out of the entire cast of this show about making jokes, only one person is actually funny

[@luigiboi5156]

The fact the Jorden consistently makes the Pixar face every time he’s on screen cracks me up

[@hollberryy]

I once saw a literal 7 year old say "yo mama so hairy, when she gave birth to your brother, he got carpet burn" 💀

[@cephalopods_are_cool]

Kenny humor right there

[@loop-sie1121]

Children are brutal asf-

[@yourmomsjorts]

Brody Foxx

[@queeenie]

I saw an 8 year old saying that yo mama so ugly that even satan didn’t want her in hell 😭 the bad thing was this was targeted towards my little brother, who was ALSO 8 at the time.

[@Snow_Sailor]

NO NOT THE FULL ON CARPET BURN LINE-

[@abelinasabrina]

Let's bring glass eyes back.

[@serenityfreeman5906]

My grandpa has a glass eye *I haven't watched the video yet so I have no clue if this makes sense*

[@mimistardust3915]

I second this 🙌

[@milktea6676]

Genius Also first furry

[@ellyamarie2168]

@@serenityfreeman5906 Does it have a picture of his family in it?

[@HisVirusness]

Are glass eyes not a thing anymore? Are the Marvel movies lying to us?

[@kevinalamo4250]

I graduated in 2006 (I'm old) and every other word was about glass eyes. We called grapes glass eyes... the only thing more harsh than a glass eye joke was emphasizing how much an individual loved and cared for their family... golden age of comedy👴

[@jawn9915]

Jordan would be the type to go "why i oughtta!" Or "You're in a situation here!" In a fight while circling his fists

[@annadough5309]

the racist undertones are absolutely ASTOUNDING 🤩

[@emmadough5706]

that’s what i was thinking

[@girlfieri3156]

not even undertones

[@tsuzulvr]

nah it wasn't even undertones Jordan was being bold BOLD

[@sinistrality]

@@tsuzulvr “you’re so black”

[@Jenninka]

I think they’re overtones

[@kimkillillasfuq8212]

Not gonna lie, I laughed hardest at "That's not funny" it seemed like he almost broke character out of confusion

[@purplealpaca9278]

I think he did break character out of confusion

[@Doodle_Head]

Yeah that's an actor trying his best at a racist rich kid impression

[@quack_malard5793]

Bro Jorden sounds like he puts “🧐☕️” after every text he sends

[@xX_codyine_syrup_Xx]

or 🍷🗿

[@mattiasdellacroce9597]

this has been my comfort re-watch ever since it came out. i’ve see. this video probably over 30 times and i still laugh every time

[@kingdomkey1601]

"My dad will f***** sue you." was top tier Kurtis.

[@queeenie]

My mind immediately went to “my father will hear about this”

[@bebobebo42069]

my uncle works at xbox he will ip ban you

[@bloxboy72]

You accidentally bolded your letters lol

[@angelemeana2754]

Please don’t swear God wouldn’t like that and there are children here May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen.Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.

[@bloxboy72]

@@angelemeana2754 what the hell

[@BeybladeASMRreviews]

Jordan speaks the way teachers expect u to read a sentence with spaces in it

[@TheLemonOrchard]

27:53 why does this guy look like a dub of himself

[@CJhasgoneidle]

The "yo momma has a glass eye with a picture of her family in it" was actually one of the riddles the Sphinx used to say in ancient Greece

[@thesleepydot]

the Sphinx in ancient…. Greece? :)))

[@CJhasgoneidle]

@@thesleepydot LMAO I MEANT EGYPT 😂🤦‍♀️

[@CJhasgoneidle]

@@thesleepydot no no no, wait, I'm not wrong. I was thinking of Oedipus and the Riddle of the Sphinx. An ancient Greek myth.

[@junotmintz7404]

​@@CJhasgoneidle if u think about it, the myth of Oedipus is basically one big yo mama joke

[@amysaysbye]

Junot Mintz *slow clap*

[@kurlykayla9013]

Jordan Klumper is the suit guy's name. He has an IMDB. In his latest role, he's listed as "White Guy #3"

[@sirpotatousheadislimberg6346]

Lol duh he’s an actor. And he’s supposed to act the role of a stereotypical white rich kid which he does very well to be fair.

[@mamapika5917]

He nailed his white guy role though. So believable, almost too believable🥲

[@ericad528]

Weird that he doesn't have a social media account.

[@emerson-biggons7078]

Duel of Legends...

[@maep3048]

bet he played white guy #1 and #2 as well

[@dokuo9619]

i would watch the hell out of kurtis standup if it was him cycling through one yo momma joke and the robot dance for an hour

[@oldlady4459]

The absolute devastation I would experience if someone told me I smelled like boiled quarters

[@McIntireswing]

The glass eye joke (for anyone who is wondering) is like a "yo Mama's so stupid" joke: if she has a glass eye, she is missing the eye, meaning she can't see, so framing a picture within it would be useless.

[@merryberry6576]

Ohhhhhh

[@Abigart69]

you're a genius

[@TheAmishRifle]

That’s...too confusing of a joke for it to be as mildly funny as it is.

[@McIntireswing]

@@TheAmishRifle you are absolutely correct

[@AspiringCrybaby2018]

I can’t believe I didn’t get that. 😅

[@Christisking42]

Why was there such a trend of searching people's bedrooms in shows from the mid-2000's? It feels like a fever dream.

[@Chandasouk]

Room raiders!

[@Christisking42]

@@Chandasouk Oh god I blocked that one out

[@coolworms7297]

If they came to mine they’d probably trip over

[@roisinculler775]

@@Chandasouk pre-high school musical Zac Efron was on that show as a contestant.

[@iwbee]

As a messy kid who grew up in the mid 2000s i was always so stressed out about a camera crew just showing up and showing everyone my disaster of a room on national television

[@curvedsix6579]

I watched this the first time I got high and I was laughing so hard I was doubled over and drooling

[@Dioxazine_Stars]

I’m genuinely terrified of Jordan. He is my new sleep paralysis demon.

[@boejudden9011]

Definitely don't look at his imdb page (his last name is Klumper)

[@FflawedMetalhead]

Kenny definitely deserved to win - He was coming up with brand new material, albeit sometimes iffy, but he legitimately tried. Everyone else was just kinda re-hashing relatively common jokes. Also love Jarvis and Kurtis together.

[@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW]

Yeah it was just kinda of its time, but he was really creative, like boiled quarters?

[@snakewithapen5489]

I liked how he put in much more physical pantomime to his jokes which adds to the humor IMO. Like using the 'sticky hand' to grab the toilet paper? Everyone else was just kinda doing weird dance moves or power stances lol

[@TheSilverInfinity]

not to mention Kenny's delivery, the pantomiming, the use of props (id card), plus the creativity. His, what do they call it, showmanship?, was so much better.

[@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW]

@@snakewithapen5489 Jordan really said 🕺🏼 like he did something 💀

[@cg_edits]

@@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW LMAO

[@bananasplitlady3045]

The guy in the suit legitimately scares me, he's so unnatural and bizarre, he's like a fever dream in the middle of real life.

[@alexschneider1667]

He needs to be contained by the scp organization

[@kaz2726]

He sounds like Metro Man from Megamind or something

[@klop4228]

He's like Todd from Breaking Bad

[@itme5978]

I bet he’s not even a human, like he’s an imitation of what a rich white kid is

[@tokiWren]

Gman

[@jennyonthespectrum4581]

26:00 serial killer apartment alert . . .I bet he uses paper plates only and throws out a napkin after one dab. Everything's so beige!

[@dazdiaz136]

Napkin you say?

[@elizalol222]

boiled quarters is one of the greatest things i’ve ever heard and now my entire comedic journey is going to be me trying to replicate it

[@crazyrathottie4896]

i think they’re such a great duo, the both build off each other’s jokes. they have similar but different types of videos and it just works so well in one video. also just two of my favorite youtubers in a video which is a big bonus.

[@april5932]

yes! love them both individually and honestly wasn't expecting how funny they'd be together.

[@TacSprint]

Interesting because I thought the opposite in terms of their chemistry. But I mean, you know what they say about opinions so fair play

[@raechuuu510]

Separately, they are probably the two you tubers that make me audibly laugh the most. Together, I was cracking up the whole time! Unfortunate that I have a really bad cough right now so I’m now in pain. Haha

[@WetRatGaming]

until you said youtubers i thought you were talking about jordan and kenny omegalul

[@TrueColorsSoundSystem]

I thought you were talking about the Yo Mama finalist for a sec there

[@skyskynomnom4674]

Rich boy looks like he’s gonna ask you if you know who his father is, but knowing his Mama, he’s probably really wondering.

[@greyisnthere]

I'm mad that I actually laughed at this

[@GamerSisters]

That was literally a better yo mama joke I've heard in the last decade

[@cori742]

this was genuinely the funniest yo mama joke I have ever heard

[@baconscoobysnacks3135]

The rich dude was an actor obviously. It's all fake and lame

[@irongirltoni]

That's the best one I've ever heard

[@skraphashobbies]

I can’t stop rewatching this video.. even 2 years later

[@Floppest]

Why does Jordan sound like the leader penguin from the Madagascar movie 22:01

[@yellobanana6456]

That boiled quarters joke implies that someone on earth has boiled coins before

[@supervegito8340]

molten metal:please allow me to introduce myself

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

I think trying things is how humans figured out what was and wasn't edible. Like if you saw a crab for the 1st time...would you eat it? Nah, you'd probably run from the aquatic spider monster but since someone a long time ago took the risk and boiled a crab we know now it taste good. Same with quarters, we know we shouldn't boil those to eat. Knowledge is power!

[@montymints]

I think he meant chicken leg quarters

[@Land_The_Don]

@@supervegito8340 you don't boil metal

[@justussmith3080]

Boiling coins is actually pretty common, it’s one way to clean them, and I can say from experience, it smells awful

[@Sitcomabed]

YOU KNOW THIS WAS FILMED AWHILE AGO BECAUSE HERE KURTIS STILL HAS HIS MUSTACHE 😭😭😭

[@Skittlez_Smash]

They probably did it last week or so. Kurtis shaved very recently. It's possible that Jarvis recorded this collab and the one with Danny in the same week but is kind enough to spread out uploads so we don't all die from the excitement and euphoria of his collabs. 😂

[@DietMilkLifts]

And that they accidentally used she pronouns for Demi lovato, that could have happened as well to back u up

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

YEAAAA 😭😭😭💀

[@Solznmid]

@@DietMilkLifts someone in my class said she changed her pronouns so everybody just started saying her name instead of her new pronouns

[@jaydajones365]

@@DietMilkLifts what i was thinking

[@lillianblack8749]

The glass eye thing is saying she is stupid because she put a picture of her family to see it but she can’t actually see through that eye. It took watching this 4 times to figure that out….

[@dazy3070]

The amount of Hamilton quotes here- 🎶"young, scrappy and hungry" "wait for it"🎶

[@Dickey7861]

Isn't that right BALDWIN HILLS? This bit kills me hahaha

[@DrewSummersTheGOAT]

Absolutely same 😂😭😭😭

[@sourdough6653]

15:41 for anyone who wants to watch it again

[@Dickey7861]

@@sourdough6653 you a real one 💜

[@eric8764]

Also the whip pan joke.

[@catielady1358]

that scene is shot also at lincoln park in lincoln heights not baldwin hills.....

[@thebigwylb]

Everyone laughs at Jordan because he threatened to sue anyone who didn’t

[@wren_.]

he’s the guy all the “my daddy’s a lawyer” kids are talking about

[@regularidiot8737]

let out a giggle at this one

[@Random-sk6hm]

Do you have any idea who his father is??!

[@gigicilla7]

The white guy sounded like he was trying to do an impression of Will Ferrell from anchor man

[@SensationalSK]

"I've been in your mother room many time." - Jordan, 2006

[@cubbleshasreturned6968]

Jordan's house mixed in with the suit really gives me American psycho vibes

[@qtoelke6208]

Jordan definitely killed someone

[@Gabriellaella23]

Especially when he was doing those clap push-ups. Like, calm down, Patrick Bateman. I would have roasted him about that.

[@CheerUp2]

I wonder if that was the vibe he was going for

[@konstance13]

Yeah the living room with no furniture looked ready for him to put some tarp down tbh

[@Hsel-lc1wt]

Let's see Paul Allen's yo momma joke

[@alik9783]

i realized what jordan’s deal is. he’s got a politician vibe to him. the look, the sound, the racism… and he’d say that he relates to the black community because he “grew up in the hood” (he did not, in fact, grow up in the hood)

[@joshtatko4806]

He grew up in a neighborHOOD. That counts right?

[@Amsayy]

100% he's a republican now I'm sure

[@gordonramsayslambsauce]

@@Amsayy he definitely hates women

[@badtzmaro]

@@gordonramsayslambsauce def quotes Ben Shapiro too

[@virekin0t719]

avid joe rogan supporter

[@dustinmalpass]

20:00 Basically Jordan: "Your mama is so hairy that she takes extra care in styling it."

[@vantas8415]

the way that Jarvis laughs at 12:39 made me laugh so hard like he said “whoahohoHAHAHAHA”

[@carlcarlington7317]

Kenny really should've gone in on Jordan with "dude I'm pretty sure you killed your mom"

[@dionemartins0212]

Kenny just looks around and says "Dude, I noticed your mom isn't here. Is that because- Wait Jordan put the knife down"

[@greatestgianni]

that's literally what i was thinking. his cousin and the two guys just sitting in the empty place he calls a house, what doesn't give off murderer vibes?

[@shadowgoldie6518]

Jordan feels like hes playing a bad version of Patrick Bateman

[@BoringTroublemaker]

I fully believe that Jordan got his ass kicked immediately after the cameras cut.

[@hannahpugh628]

I sure hope so.

[@will-macnair]

I bet you would love that.

[@gordonramsayslambsauce]

@@will-macnair I really would

[@snakes7303]

@@will-macnair I would

[@bridgetogunsola815]

@Funk Boii And???????

[@Bear_BoyBoy]

I think Demi’s song 29 is about the host of this show 👀

[@cabinonfire6365]

I WAS LOOKING TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE SAID ANYTHING. just looked it up, it is about him.

[@Tyler-ip7mj]

There was a guy in one of my classes last semester that unironically spoke just like Jordan all the time and it drove me insane

[@soulgazer11]

The King Kong "joke" really has me wondering why this aired on tv. I hope DeShawn was there to see Jordan's defeat, that poor guy looked so angry at the blatant racism targeted at him.

[@sarahunderwood8952]

And I think that we all collectively had the same reaction to it, too

[@ryan_is_here_now]

Yeah but at the same time this was probably a scripted show and they were all probably told what jokes to make and were all in on what they we’re gonna say

[@MyAmbianceLiveNow]

@@ryan_is_here_now idk his reaction seemed real genuine

[@annamarine730]

@@augustvonmackensen7499 bro shut it

[@vikko47]

can someone tell me what he said? i straight up dont understand what he said

[@damestamp2489]

not Jordan calling a black woman a gorilla and the crowd cheering diddisidjidkdkskssj

[@jdcopeland123]

Like they either didn’t know wtf they were laughing at or they just those kinda subtle racist folk

[@genericname2747]

Mmmm don't like that

[@blonkonups]

holy shit shut up

[@jdcopeland123]

@@blonkonups why so rude so early in the morning

[@brookalinithegreat8443]

@@jdcopeland123 it wasn’t very subtle lmaooo

[@sophielaroche4549]

this was just super racist?? there weren’t even that many yo mama jokes in this show just racism???

[@davidwalz94]

Those days were just incredibly racist for American TV for some reason. Check out their ‘Black. White.” show which aired the same year

[@ilikechipotle5475]

It’s sad that they depict Racism as a legitimate joke in this show not defending it but they do this a bunch in 2000 shows

[@kaunisnauris]

11:36 honestly, i feel like if ANY guy had said that instead of her ppl woulda laughed.. fn 2006

[@milesandemilyrock]

This was the perfect episode to convey what I used to say. They'd always pick the Non-Black participants to move on to the second round even if they weren't funny at all. I don't know what they were trying to do, but I hated it as a kid.

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

They probably just wanted to have stereotype versus stereotype because... racism is funny I guess?

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

yeah even as a little kid i hated this shit. and my dad is absolutely not hesitant to talk about it either lmao.

[@windinthewillow1871]

Dude the whole things scripted. Jordan is not a real competitor and you're supposed to hate him, so that when he loses you're more satisfied. It's so obvious it's crazy to think this is actually real.

[@ShinyFlakesShinyFlakes]

@@windinthewillow1871 most ppl are morons

[@corynt6122]

yeah this stuff is definitely planned in advance. i tried to find jordan online and his name is jordan klumper and he looks like a fairly normal guy who was just playing a character for this show.

[@cass1115]

I'm so glad this addressed Wilmer's...really gross dating habits

[@stinky6521]

me too because I didn’t even know omg

[@hanashable95]

Yeah I had no idea

[@Daftanemone]

Paul Walker is another one. There are so many stories of him dating underage girls but no one wants to bring it up since he died

[@michaeladams3762]

@@Daftanemone i don't know who that is. also why bring it up if he's dead? no repercussions are going to happen for him.

[@MsOopsiDaisy]

Grooming habits

[@itsjess2859]

I went to high school with Jordan. He WAS rich but he was truly the nicest guy in my class. So nice to everyone. He had moved to Cali to be an actor. Super cool and funny dude. I remember being at college and watching this show and seeing him on it. Was the coolest thing! Jordan, if you see this, hope you are doing well!

[@wurtis_]

i legit started WHEEZING when Jordan started doing the robot after his joke. like bro what did you think you were doing 😭😭