This Irish Dating Show is feckin hilarious

Prepare yourself for some cringe from the ol' emerald isle of Ireland
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[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

This show's dialogue is mostly: "Yeah that's neat, but SEX"

[@bman2cool4u68]

*Insert laugh track*

[@joannaheard9839]

This was one of my favorite shows as a child and now I want to die

[@Dean-nq8so]

@@bman2cool4u68 *"so no one told ya life was gonna be this waaayyy"*

[@pultakhen1530]

@@joannaheard9839 this is like 7 year old me waking up early to watch the Nanny every morning

[@pratyushchowdhury7928]

That's the crack, lad

[@htaylor2071]

Lady: “Haha sex” Audience: “Haha yes” Kevin: “CEASE THIS INAPPROPRIATE TALK AT ONCE”

[@microqueen69]

Participants: "says lewd things" Kevin: STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!

[@renameagain5808]

He's a good catholic boy, what do you expect.

[@maggielovestoads]

He's a good Catholic boy and he will not tolerate that kind of talk on his Christian Minecraft server

[@shirendjorgee9320]

@@renameagain5808 His idea of what bears sound like would say otherwise.

[@ifu138]

same kevin same

[@Roboshi2007]

"I'm a sun worshiper" Why is she is fecking Ireland then?

[@TroopperFoFo]

Trying to worship the sun god enough to bring it to ireland.

[@sarac9424]

Maybe thats why she's a sun worshipper.. she never feckin sees it

[@genericname2747]

She's trying to attract the sun

[@wc_anty1616]

*in

[@Wired_User]

I mean you don’t choose where you’re born.

[@schoo9256]

Honestly that guy picking the girl who also can't eat crisps, over the girl who said she would definitely have sex with him, gave me a little bit more faith in the world.

[@KyleRayner12]

That's a man with his long-term priorities in order.

[@MegaKBang]

@@KyleRayner12 crispy

[@trustmeimaplaguedoctor4967]

And those priorities are not eating crisp

[@zumwaud2]

and chancelle is really fukin cute tbh

[@itsotthd3329]

@@zumwaud2 erm no

[@abyx9501]

Contestant: does anything half the women: and i took that personally

[@rashadmammadli4805]

Hive mind in action

[@chandranapier2259]

Woman stays around because she thinks he is cute and dares hope for a chance. Dude: “Nah, I can’t do better than that.”

[@gracehaven5459]

Ikr they clicked off for the weirdest stuff.. I ran in school so when they all clicked off just because he was a runner I took that personally lmao!

[@armincal9834]

@@gracehaven5459 :D it's all scripted

[@jacobgame2757]

I think they don't like him from earlier stuff but they don't want to be rude so they wait a bit and press the button later on at something silly so the guy feels less insecure

[@ArrowArchitect]

I don't get how they pitch this to the guys. "Want to get denied by several women at the same time and have your self confidence crushed in front of a live studio audience?"

[@goonyougoodthing]

....... But maybe one woman might like you...... Maybe

[@jetstreamsam5983]

ABSOFUCKINLUTELY

[@strawberries7669]

It’s originally a Chinese program! I didn’t know they made an Irish version. It’s absolutely cutthroat and spit in the wound rough sometimes.

[@MusiXificati0n]

@@strawberries7669 take me out also is in German TV so it spread a bit I presume. Really thought such a thing would come from America :D

[@beachgirl445]

honestly even the idea of being the girl sounds a lil soul crushing too...

[@siwal1907]

Guy: I hate crisps Girl: I'm allergic to crisps True love.

[@crazysilly2914]

they broke up though...

[@mythicalashley9542]

She probably just said that to get a date

[@domino4843]

How can an Irish person be allergic to potatoes?

[@Micras08]

@@domino4843 Overexposure? :P

[@barabara9855]

"And that's how I met your mother"

[@oozekip]

"He has his own leather jacket," I don't see how she can make that assumption, for all we know that could be a communal jacket he shares with his roommates.

[@elmondo-s1e]

I think she meant it as in, she wouldn’t have to get him a leather jacket to wear when they go motorcycling together hahah, cause he already turned up in one. There was missing context

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

Feckin judgmental

[@blathnaidmullan-young6166]

I feckin LOST IT at him saying that she should have “moved jagger”

[@jimmydieschraube3351]

I lost it when the girl said that she named him after the song and not after Mick Jagger himself. That was the Master Chief from fortnite meme all over again.

[@gracehaven5459]

Poor Jagger 😅🐶

[@crazysilly2914]

@ “I’m from Kenton, England” All the girls be like: Hit the red button, yell "Tiocfaidh ár lá!!!!

[@Kineticboy2K1]

@@crazysilly2914 I hate it when my cat walks across my keyboard like that.

[@crazysilly2914]

@@Kineticboy2K1 ?

[@sopapia2261]

“You’re about to get an overdose of cringe” *Kevin...you’ve been training us for years, we’re ready*

[@Santisima_Trinidad]

No we're not.

[@tyrosine87]

@@Santisima_Trinidad yeah, we were not prepared, I don't think

[@rheas754]

Kevin: “I’m Kevin from Cork” Me: *claps furiously*

[@AC-gg7xy]

Yes, of course, we better have all clapped or I'm disappointed in this community

[@liamwhite5733]

I pulled the button from my desk so there was no way of it being pressed

[@Sirens_kai]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@westminsterabbey.6916]

I went for the above the head clap and yelled “YAAAY!” 👏

[@karu11207]

those who didn't clap shouldn't be here 🤣 jk

[@kildogery]

They all look like they got dressed in 2002.

[@elenawilliams32]

You're correct, it is really old, the clothes and hairstyles give it away. (we're obviously old enough to remember)

[@AshtonAndrews89]

Those flippy hair hollister and ambercrombie days. 😂

[@elenawilliams32]

@@AshtonAndrews89 You nailed it!😂😂😂

[@Rognik]

Well, this is Ireland. 2002 only got there by 2013.

[@aboutashow]

@@elenawilliams32 The wiki says the earlier episodes are from 2010

[@ad0xa]

I just want a full hour of Kevin watching trash tv and talking like this.

[@maitev.5511]

I would pay to see a whole series of it

[@Nemesis653]

There should just be a "Watch TV With Kevin" livestream.

[@mazariqe]

Make it happeenn :O

[@jackn8110]

I need that in my life

[@cartertwentythree5160]

Absolutely should stream this

[@williammoorman692]

"Why is he leaving!? Did he soil himself!?" Underrated line

[@d_the_great]

"Let me know if you wanna see more Irish TV." MORE KEVIN, MORE

[@mohammad81295]

moreeee

[@timberwolf3871]

I second this

[@Proudanomalyyy]

GIVE ME MOREEEEE

[@Samus7000]

She’s allergic to POTATOES. And she’s IRISH?!

[@Canada_Official]

you cant be both!!

[@queenkoko8686]

whAT.

[@wetlettuce4768]

Immigration should check her papers she's certainly not an Irish citizen.

[@MusiXificati0n]

All hail potatoes!!

[@cringemuch1243]

I once met a Romanian allergic to garlic lmaooo

[@MysteryPotatoMan]

on the Dutch version of this, there was one time where the dude walked up and every single woman pressed the button. It was hilarious

[@megtheemotionalmess7603]

I need the link for this 😂

[@5sunniva5]

@@megtheemotionalmess7603 kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6qYdn2MdrVpedU

[@hncg-x1601]

I remember that one XD

[@chrislair6832]

Omg that would be so bad

[@prettyrat.]

That happened multiple times in this version lol

[@gingerspidey]

Kevin's commitment to these relationships is stronger than the contestants'.

[@thebritishperson2858]

Almost 800 likes 7 months old how do you have no comments

[@LeeraChan]

we have this show in Germany too and one of the recent contestants got turned into a meme. He prepared a video in which he basically explained that taking a bath while smoking shisha was his favorite way of relaxing and was his kind of luxury and you could see him do it in the video. It looked so stupid and hilarious and EVERY SINGLE GIRL went like "nope I'm out", it's wonderful

[@derfl007]

Lol i saw that episode as well

[@joto5459]

PLEASE LINK IT TO ME

[@zumwaud2]

Bitte link!! :D

[@pongers5895]

I need the link to the show

[@clamum9648]

I would show the ladies how to do inheritance in object oriented programming. Whip up a couple classes, say "Vehicle" and "Car." I have a feeling no one gonna be hitting any buttons

[@haimynameiskai]

someone: *sexual innuendo* kevin: back!🤺 back i say! 🤺🤺

[@graycrest806]

I really like the use of emojis in this comment XD

[@crazysilly2914]

@ “I’m from Kenton, England” All the girls be like: Hit the red button, yell "Tiocfaidh ár lá!!!!"

[@sparkyblizz]

🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺

[@BisexualPlagueDoctor]

Now that is how you use an emoji without being cringe

[@graycrest806]

@@BisexualPlagueDoctor Exactyl. For every fencer emoji, I can imagine Kevin Actually saying "Back!" And the two at the end kind of blend together to simulate two thrusts of the sword in s defensive manner.

[@bareakon]

I half expected the second guy to be like "I'm from Kent, in England", and then all the girls press the button immediately.

[@artsed08]

Oh, because the Irish are racist, right?

[@NegativeAccelerate]

@@artsed08 well they did it for the first guy

[@drevenstranger1730]

Kevin's Irish mammy side is coming out again, "GET MARRIED"

[@caro561]

"HAVE FIVE KIDS AND LIVE IN THE SUBURBS"

[@crazysilly2914]

@ “I’m from Kenton, England” All the girls be like: Hit the red button, yell "Tiocfaidh ár lá!!!!"

[@nitrokid]

I'm starting to think that the term "Take Me Out" was more directed at the viewer. "I can't watch this anymore. Take me out. End it. Make it quick and painless, please."

[@pieflower6419]

Check out the UK version, it's a lot better.

[@typhoon109]

it's funnier without the quotations

[@lanspectre3417]

When Kevin was saying "crisp lady, crisp lady" I genuinely forgot the conversation that had just taken place and thought she had an Irish name pronounced "crisplady" and presumably spelt like "Crisbhlaoidich"

[@lesigh3410]

i'm fuckin dead after that, thank you.

[@sepiasmith5065]

absolutely NAILED that Gaelic spelling too 😂

[@LILBABYN0THING]

I was stoned and thought I missed someone named Chris Bladey

[@angelaoriel5912]

STOOOOP OMG

[@MegaKBang]

That reminds me of that NewsClip I saw about a pig in a wheelchair that was called Chris P. Bacon lol

[@EatTheRich848]

Kevin, I just want you to know, you’re the best youtuber ever

[@Grunge_covers]

Have you ever considered the sociological economic conditions that lead to the decline of the grognak race and the rise of the far left Jim p picone society?

[@RyhoLV]

All hail our dear leader

[@SigmundOrthodoxy]

listen to the norwegian national anthem or i will leak your search history

[@EatTheRich848]

@@Grunge_covers I ponder it every day

[@dildodong5074]

I cant upvote enough I love you kevin

[@BeefGeneral]

This is a version of a Chinese show called "if you are the one" they are ruthless on that show it's pretty entertaining if anyone wants to check it out.

[@eugenia4928]

Where can I watch this online!! I’ve been trying forever to find a complete collection online

[@tomvbree163]

Had this show in the Netherlands like 10 years ago

[@BeefGeneral]

@@eugenia4928 I'm not sure they had it on Australian TV for a bit a couple of years ago

[@GlaciesYin]

If you can understand Chinese, it is called 非诚勿扰. Finding a place to watch full episodes is possible if you have good adblock and a little patience Edit: the phonetics is fei cheng wu rao

[@BeefGeneral]

@@GlaciesYin thanks for that should make it easier to find at least

[@martychisnall]

“I’m from England” **All Lights Instantly Turn Off**

[@crazysilly2914]

“I’m from Kenton, England” All the girls be like: Hit the red button, yell "Tiocfaidh ár lá!!!!

[@Xehanort10]

That's probably what would happen if I was on.

[@bekaeast7346]

Def me because I live in America 😖 at least I wasn’t born here

[@sythesz]

yeah I could be swooning over someone but if they are English,instant restraining order

[@forret]

They’d need a restraining order? That’s embarrassing for you

[@SuperGravyMan]

After Kevin’s “confident stance”, I was waiting for him to go “Nice bike!”

[@primop6647]

Now that you mentioned it... . . . YES!

[@Eris1823]

Went to the comments just for this reference 😂

[@alissageearr708]

My first thought was "Yes, the subReddit will have fun with this..."

[@TheRockyLeonFan]

‘Hello, I’m Kevin from Cork’ Literally everyone: 👏👏👏👏👏

[@derfalke9178]

And I'm an alcoholic

[@Donovan.l]

@@derfalke9178 👏?

[@josef-ralfdwerlkotte8333]

@@derfalke9178 yes woooo 👏

[@leeyubinsproperty]

@@derfalke9178 Yayyy 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@kailet1997]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@tashaswan3756]

6:21 Kevin shrieking "YOU TWO WERE MEANT TO BEEEEE" at a game show is what I needed today

[@Butter-mi8cq]

“Maybe Maroon 5 were trying to tell you ‘Fecking move jagger, maybe take it for a walk.’”

[@amira116amira]

AI: You pull out a deck of cards to perform a magic trick Kevin: Eat the cards

[@molybdaen11]

That's the spirit, catch them off guard!

[@Myguylookinfresh]

underrated comment lmao

[@simperorbubba_link8441]

@@molybdaen11 I can hear him say it

[@unscripted483]

Eat the arrow

[@ghostderazgriz]

xD

[@Conceptcreator]

oh man, this show! we had it here as well, and the cringe you experience from just watching it!!

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Its like Tinder, except in front of a studio audience, and you have to see all the women who reject you lined up

[@dhaz4455]

Why you look like a GTA San Andreas character?

[@insanity-vr6vu]

every show like this I've ever accidentally seen is horribly cringe. Only Kevin's commentary makes this watchable for me

[@Conceptcreator]

@@insanity-vr6vu oh you bet!

[@crazysilly2914]

@ “I’m from Kenton, England” All the girls be like: Hit the red button, yell "Tiocfaidh ár lá!!!!

[@spicytydirium4601]

I swear, Kevin is trying to tell us that the penguin is keeping him hostage.

[@rohsaurus8886]

Yeah I think he's doing like a version of morse code or something to get our help.

[@sebastianvermitsky194]

That's ASMR to you

[@StrayCradle]

omg i think you're right

[@charliemartin3748]

I thought the penguin was Kevin. Now I'm just confused

[@Julia-bk7hs]

ASMR would never!

[@CelestialBunnyPaws]

"It's like a car crash, I can't look away. _Probably because I'm in it."_ Kevin, honey, do you need to talk?

[@crazysilly2914]

@ “I’m from Kenton, England” All the girls be like: Hit the red button, yell "Tiocfaidh ár lá!!!!

[@sandorenckell5259]

Kevin got hit by a car in 2016

[@crazysilly2914]

@@sandorenckell5259 wait actually?

[@celene_moon]

@@crazysilly2914 yeah

[@crazysilly2914]

@@celene_moon did he die

[@DC-FTW]

As an Irish person this video is weirdly comforting to watch. I love when you or the rest of the Irish gang make videos pertaining to Irish culture/media as I’m able to get every single joke without fail, and even experience nostalgia. It’s like what Irish tv could be if it wasn’t cringe.

[@DC-FTW]

1:38 it’s cause he’s from Kildare isn’t it

[@Timotheuster]

*Jacksepticeye* *All girls press their buttons* Host: Wait, what's wrong with this guy? All the girls: We value our hearing.

[@Mr-Green0]

(Loud high five slap) Top of the morning to you, ladies!

[@kelvinminnaar9385]

@@Mr-Green0 *the resulting soundwave deafens everyone in the room*

[@ShevkoMore]

@@kelvinminnaar9385 also, *the resulting sound wave presses all the buttons available before melting all the wires. It is so strong it pushes away electromagnetic waves thus terminating all devices like an inverse EMP strike. Signal lost. Every viewer looks at screen static in terror. Each one of those people on TV knew the danger that came, yet the signal was lost before they can recognize what caused all that. 5 minutes, static. 15 minutes, static. The show ends, giving no answers about that terrifying event. What happened? How did everyone know what is to come? And who - or rather "what" - is that mysterious "jacksepticeye" that caused all that?*

[@Galaxy-rj1kj]

@@ShevkoMore crying

[@frostfang1]

I'd be pressing it because I'm like "no he has a girlfriend!"

[@TuistoMK]

These poor boys, their self confidence is getting ripped into shreds

[@gperrin9050]

You should watch "If you are the one" it's the same show and probably where the idea for the Irish game show came from except Asian and the ladies are BRUTAL

[@galexcell3468]

Star platinum

[@america8706]

To shreds you say?

[@davisbowe8668]

Yeah I kinda feel bad for them. Even though they do comes off as tools, those women were giving some horribly shallow reasons to pass on them. Then again, I guess that's probably the kind of people that a show like this would appeal to in the first place.

[@krazyxki]

@@davisbowe8668 You literally acknowledge that the guys come off as tools and then find some way to pass the blame on to women lmao. The guys are all very socially awkward. They can't help it, but the reality is that being socially awkward is unattractive to a lot of women. Kevin even acknowledges this like cmon lmao the dude is standing with his legs in a split position. Don't blame the women for not wanting these awkward men. And it's not just the awkwardness, but their hobbies center around very niche activities that, at best aren't relatable, and at worst, cringy. Snowboarding and magic tricks being the highlight of your personality on a DATING show is kinda....

[@biancasumfinrandom1653]

This was originally a Chinese show called "if you are the one" And I think that version is even funnier. The reasons they give for voting no. One of them said because "his hair makes him look like a carrot."

[@rhiannon.de.rohan-thomas]

And 'If You Are The One' (2010) was based on the original 'Taken Out' (2008) in Australia which was a flop. But the success of IYATO in Aus & worldwide, & other more successful international versions made them bring the Australian version back as 'Take Me Out' in 2018. It was also a flop the 2nd time. 😂 However, the 2008 original did have a few more chances for the pairs to interact. They'd pick their person, have a one on one chat in the green room, have a date in the day (optional) & then at night there was a 2nd date/rendezvous (optional) with champagne on the "sky deck" at the top of Eureka Tower (Melbourne skyscraper with glass floor balcony looking over the city). If they showed up to both the optional dates, it meant that they were interested, if they weren't interested, they wouldn't show up. Most would at least go to the first optional date, but as for the final 'rendezvous': sometimes both would show up, most times neither would show up, but the most painful times were when only one person showed up and you watched their heart slowly crush as they realised they were stood up. 😂

[@rhiannon.de.rohan-thomas]

* I do agree that IYATO is the funniest. 🙂

[@justcantforgetyou]

We have the same show in Germany. It's way less awkward though, because the host is actually an adorable comedian who easily covers any uncomfortable moments.

[@TheMirrrl]

He quit. :/

[@Sarah_Snooze]

Wie heißt die Sendung?

[@TheMirrrl]

@@Sarah_Snooze Take me out

[@therockdwarfmockdwarf1476]

This is the reason the Romans didn’t want to invade the Irish

[@fabriziopinna]

LOL

[@lunatick9792]

"I hope he eats the cards." WHAT IS IT WITH YOU SOLVING EVERY PROBLEM BY EATING IT?

[@kaylamorrow1412]

Look, it's the twitch chat's fault. They're enabling him. Every time something inconvenient happens in a game, you get a stream of "EAT IT/THEM/HIM/HER" in the chat.

[@valiang8867]

"Talkin' bout Bugsnax~♪"

[@madythehatter]

He is just a mom lol

[@imaad1105]

ai dungeon really affected him

[@ShevkoMore]

@@imaad1105 really, he really affected AI dungeon...

[@meta9492]

I can’t believe this show did not invite Kevin to be every contestant due to his ability to make everyone in love him and simultaneously cause chaos

[@ishanbhardwaj3099]

Imagine Kevin hosting that show, WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT.

[@sarah-my1xp]

My mum’s from Northern Ireland and I always feel really validated when someone from Ireland/Northern Ireland can’t translate, I know it’s not just me being shit at recognising what they’re saying

[@sunb5738]

There's something about Irish and British shows that is so cringy and bad but yet so entertaining, I love it

[@ryanmohan3041]

It's funny because as they are cringey, the amount of cringey American shows is surreal too

[@marenmokleiv4484]

@@ryanmohan3041 true😂

[@DanMerry36]

@@ryanmohan3041 the american shows are cringey for a different reason, they don't act like real people and american comedy sucks

[@ironassassin1332]

agreed

[@rainbowthesaurus6253]

Suppose people forgot about Robin Williams, George Carlin, Dave Chapelle, Jon Stewart and a multitude of American comedians that would make this claim very false. Not a patriotic type but this isn't true at all.

[@icemanfresh]

Crackpot theory: some of the women are plants and are just there to lace the show with sexual innuendo

[@camblycreeper7999]

Tall black lady is a definite contender if that's true

[@icemanfresh]

@@camblycreeper7999 That "bury his face into my chest" thing was waaay too forward, yeah

[@lucelle2418]

God I remembered the UK version of the show with the catchphrases "no likey no lighty" and "they're off to the Isle of Fernandos" like god the show was cringy but it is so addictive

[@xsapphi]

They really need to recommission Take Me Out, prime Saturday night entertainment :(

[@warwickeng5491]

Paddy is a legend

[@abbye6082]

What’s this show called?

[@xsapphi]

@@abbye6082 Take Me Out

[@lucelle2418]

@@abbye6082 it's called take me out

[@luckyystrikerr]

“craic addiction” is the funniest goddamn thing you’ve ever said

[@alissageearr708]

Ah, thank you. Thank you for spelling it the RIGHT way!

[@morrigangg]

@@alissageearr708 it's a beautiful sight

[@youresobogus766]

You saying “sexual innuendo” actually made me laugh unlike the actual sexual innuendos

[@crazysilly2914]

Have you ever heard of the amazing lengthening one-eyed snake before?!

[@handleonafridge6828]

@@crazysilly2914 *furious clapping and laughter*

[@eternyti]

Alternate title: 14 minutes of Irish man being exhausted by Ireland's thirst

[@ritenac6770]

Innuendo happens Kevin: STOP IT, THIS IS A CHRISTIAN KZbin CHANNEL

[@nickmuffin1722]

His Chaos mod Stream says otherwise. 👁👁

[@AdrianaReyes-io5zf]

Catholic* 😂😂

[@bottleblonde925]

literally every male contestant stands like danganronpa characters in hallways 🥵‼

[@Bells_Haven]

They do 💀💀

[@megtheemotionalmess7603]

THEY ACTUALLY DO OMG

[@christopherbownes494]

My people

[@vastayanvixen685]

"The song's called move like Jager, maybe Moroon5 we're trying to tell ya fuckin' move Jager, maybe take it for a walk" XDDD

[@banana360]

"He's so cute, his face'd look really nice in my chest." I'm afraid of snakes, but I wouldn't mind yours." How thirsty are you, ma'am?!

[@ThisIsMyRodrick]

The show's cringe is that bad tbh.

[@nighttaco10blooperton8]

Kevin’s reaction to her saying that his face would look really good in her chest was hilarious

[@frostfang1]

I bet they get a bonus every time they use a line from the list of innuendos.

[@c.a.1506]

I loved her lol she was hilarious!!

[@ruudvangorilla3221]

@@c.a.1506 Sexual innuendo Now laugh

[@Redflower2442]

I am a Midwestern American and this was like listening to another language

[@chanellethomas6886]

I'm from the UK and I understand it perfectly, same with almost any other accent

[@crazysilly2914]

@Ecard Ecardian Irish accents are very varied, and sound _completely_ different from different parts of the country

[@JenniferJones-hw9wu]

I'm from the Southern United States. We have some accents down here that are just as thick and varied. You get used to it. I understood.

[@Michael-iu4ox]

I could translate everything the northern Irish dude said and idk if that's a skill or not

[@PhillipOnTakos]

Contestant/host: Says sexual innuendo Kevin: Stop this a Christian platform

[@bernardomenezes808]

Should I like your comment and take it out of the funny number "69"?

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

Yep, that's in the video

[@thevoidofvoids7416]

What is Christianity? I only believe in Jim Pickenism.

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

@@thevoidofvoids7416 They mistranslated "Jim" to "Jesus"

[@thevoidofvoids7416]

@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 yeah probably an error.

[@pprot1337]

Man I love the crisp guy, probably the closest thing we have to a wholesome romance in this show

[@ZombieSazza]

Translation for 12:30 “Once I started talking to her I thought jeez we’re going to have a bit of craic and all, and I was looking forward to getting a drink with her, so we’ll see how things went” The Gaelic Scots (yeah our accent can be just as strong)

[@anotheraccount444]

Thank you! I thought he was having a stroke haha

[@jordan-louiseoc5095]

Kevin: “No I lied to you, I have a little bit too much dignity to go on this show” Me: *Sees my cousin walk out to “whatta man”* 😳...

[@ahandsomenarcissist11]

Oop, feel that one

[@misssteak875]

Ah jeez, you poor soul. I could never live down the shame if I saw my brother go on that show.

[@seanhuds229]

Oh Jesus, Really?

[@CLAIRE-_-.]

😂😂 Which one was he?

[@jordan-louiseoc5095]

@@misssteak875 even though it was years ago we still bring it up every time we see him!

[@vynashe4442]

Kevin tearing into yer wan for not walking Jagger is hilarious.

[@missundies]

I can't belive she admitted that on T, that's 5 people who would've never know if she hadn't. Well, a bit more now that Kevin shared it with us.

[@johnr797]

Move Jagger!

[@elmondo-s1e]

And damned right too, who tf gets a dog and then doesn’t walk it. So irresponsible and unfair on the dog

[@WhoamI-kt9yv]

Alternate title: Kevin being a good catholic boy for 14 minutes straight.

[@TheRealSteveHarvey]

I like his use of ‘fecking’ at every chance he gets

[@murphyrutledge5590]

“Ireland has no culture.” Ireland:

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

“We don’t know what to say, just make some noise.” *moans*

[@ahuman9519]

My sleep paralysis demon at 2:00am

[@larkasmr1128]

Id love the know the thought process behind the girls protecting the other girls buttons XD "I said no to him but I won't let him say not to you!"

[@TheDiablowolf]

I lost it at “hide the sausage” girl, it was so far out of left field, damn near fell out my chair

[@r2d266]

Fun fact: I had to pretend to be the host of this show in my school pantomime. It was the worst experience of my life :)

[@batmitesolos7097]

Why

[@batmitesolos7097]

Why did you have to do this

[@r2d266]

@@batmitesolos7097 the pantomime was compulsory and that was the part I was given

[@batmitesolos7097]

@@r2d266 yes but what was the pantomime and why was this guy part of it

[@r2d266]

@@batmitesolos7097 it was Cinderella. There were too many people so they made up parts 💀

[@l.o.l7049]

Christ, I thought the English take me out was shit, this is a whole new level of cringe.

[@cheeriosd4879]

If you don't like it...

[@thomasphipps860]

@@cheeriosd4879 dont light it!

[@varisrevolver4061]

At least the English version actually takes them to a nice looking place over a random city in Ireland or Backstage to a very small table where you can most likely hear everything

[@imanidiotbut8424]

@@cheeriosd4879 nah man no likey no lighty is better

[@eeeeewewew]

Irish version came out first. We are to blame for this.

[@demonicshadow9639]

As a relatively chill Northern Irishman, I’m cringing so hard at our accent

[@richardlandgraf1953]

I love how the show is essentially show everything wrong with the guy until they find the one woman that can bare him.

[@beanieguitarguy4070]

Not gonna lie, it’s a better system than trapping one person with 20 other people constantly fighting for their attention.

[@camblycreeper7999]

There's a Japanese version i've heard of, When it gets to showing a video about friends and family a thousand lights go out at once

[@rayenveerman2276]

90% of the time I’m just wondering how people could say stuff like that

[@Svol09]

Ireland :))

[@RikuoNura383]

on a serious note, it's scripted

[@rayenveerman2276]

@@RikuoNura383 it probably is, but you still go on national tv and embarras yourself like that

[@Tonys_Gabagool]

Jesus christ, my gf and I are all sweaty with the douche chills. "You won't find me in the snow, I'm a sun worshipper" *EEUUCCKKKK*

[@davis3138]

I was so confused at that statement. What did she mean by that? Obviously the context is that the man likes the snow and the woman likes the sun. But why is she a sun worshipper? She makes it sound like she's some sort of pagan, why couldn't she just say that she doesn't like the snow? And it wasn't some sort of innuendo with a sexual flair to it, like the jokes the other women were making. It's just a reference to sun worship? So what, is she an actual pagan, or did the joke just not land quite as well as she hoped? If she's actually a pagan, wouldn't we expect her to speak a bit more on that subject? Quite weird.

[@eneco3965]

PRAISE THE SUN

[@tdrm]

@@davis3138 it's just simple hyperbole that means she enjoys being struck by sunbeams. Hyperbole is increasingly popular among young adults.

[@SK-sx7xe]

As an Irish person myself, I just have to kindly ask you why you’d dare bring this locked memory of a show back to life, Kevin?! 😂

[@carloselizondo7907]

Imaginé Kevin in this show, mentions turg AND jim pickens AND all the girls want it

[@jackadamson12]

I am a heterosexual male and I would still say yes to the Irish snacc

[@Gyro-nb6tp]

@@jackadamson12 fr

[@yeettmf863]

Uh he just has to mention chaos mod or the love story of poopooPP

[@Jacobmelrose26]

After watching this i think Kevin is officially the most clear spoken Irish lad.

[@aidanaidan4773]

As an Irishman, I can 100% agree.

[@icravefriedchicken]

"Irish shows are terrible" This is 100x better then American shows, I hope they don't have TLC

[@theshanaman7805]

What are you on about 90 day fiancé is a masterpiece

[@killerlalu1]

...wasn't this show also done in America?

[@onyxlol1601]

600 lb life baby

[@Kat-yv1yq]

We do have it - at least I’m pretty sure we do

[@yeettmf863]

We would have never met no neck ed

[@MmaSmarty87]

First guy: "Ah yeah Im gonna look so cool with this leather Jacket, the ladies will all want me" Me: What about the rest of your look? First Guy: "Ah I cant be bothered"

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

irish people won't break up with you, they'll just say "ahh, your not for me, love"

[@warwickeng5491]

"Just not my crack soz love"

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

@@warwickeng5491 ye

[@randomman6876]

Oh god why have a snowboard in Ireland, there is none here only rain lol

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

Love ur profile pic

[@camblycreeper7999]

There might be like, one mountain with snow at one point in the year he goes to... In Tasmania that how it goes, Mt Wellington during parts of the year where you get Very Cold instead of Regular Cold

[@randomman6876]

@@camblycreeper7999 yeah carantoohill has snow

[@thebotdestroyer852]

11:21 Kevin poppies are flowers.

[@sarac9424]

Ray said "puppies" as in a sexual innuendo for breasts lol

[@streetlightskye]

Puppies

[@Mr.Pallanza]

I'm a Filipino. Over 11,000 Kilometers in distance between The Philippines and Ireland. And I find this amazing. I love listening to their accents, mixed with the chaotic energy Kevin is spewing out, and see how dating shows actually play out there. The Philippines is religiously conservative and rooted in tradition, so we don't get as much as cringe dating shows. So thanks for this. Also you have to go W I D E to assert dominance.

[@mudkip3603]

My criteria for a date: female (optional) and exist (non optional)

[@molybdaen11]

By this point I would date the average tree if he asks nicely.

[@mudkip3603]

@@molybdaen11 same

[@blakev8135]

exist (non optional) - wow somebody's got their standards a bit SKY HIGH don't they?? you should try being bit more open minded source - me&my 2D waifu

[@mudkip3603]

@@blakev8135 but everyone exist even if just in your mind

[@gazelle8431]

@@blakev8135 uh oh... someone loves 2d women. Where have I heard that before...

[@lovepeaceandlive]

Living for that Jack cameo during "where them girls at"

[@AquaGameing]

3:48 did he piss his pants or am I just seeing stuff?

[@johnb5082]

The sound the reject button makes sounds like a NASCAR event. That or they're all actually leaving in their cars that fast

[@derpderpderpPSN]

Kevin: "oh no why would he say that" Me having no idea what the heck anybody is saying: uh....heh

[@Gothicpolar]

8:30 My dude is from the Irish Yakuza

[@Appl3Kid]

The deal breaker being the crisps for that one guy is so funny to me lol

[@zephyroxyl]

Translation for the Northern Irish guy at the end (Don Rosney): "Ah well, once I started talking to her I thought jesus, looks like sure we'll have a bit of craic and all and all, and I was looking forward to getting a drink with her and all so see how things went so..."

[@swagittarius5748]

You're my hero, thank you so much!

[@jewelofthenight]

The Jacksepticeye part killed me. Legitimately had to pause the video to collect myself.

[@kielanwade5096]

WHY IS NO ONE ELSE TALKING ABOUT THIS?! Did he just use a clip of Jack or do you think he got Jack to record that just for that gag?

[@hannahpicka]

Yea, I paused the video just to find a comment talking about it *wheeze*

[@ninjatom9]

Yo this looks like it's based on the better Chinese dating show "If You Are The One". It's really brutal to the boys on there and I think other TV stations have tried to make their own version of it (unsuccessfully). You should react to the Chinese show, Kevin!

[@CatchTheBirdie]

Apparently (according to Wikipedia) the Chinese one, and all of these, are based on an Australian show called Taken Out, which sounds more like a competition to find the word's greatest hitman. We had a version in the UK as well, that was exactly like this, and loads of international versions were developed. I never knew! I only watched the UK one a couple of times and it's as bad as the Irish version. It did, however, spark a British meme with the phrase "No likey, no lighty"...

[@ninjatom9]

@@CatchTheBirdie I had to look this up and apparently it's true. The chinese one is fantastic though

[@els9893]

@@CatchTheBirdie that’s wild. i’m australian and i’ve never heard of that, but i’ve watched if you are the one regularly on tv

[@haziqhashim2618]

Yeah true. I have seen the Chinese version before. Its nearly the same

[@ninjatom9]

@@roxanne_uwu8501 they did a Take Me Out in Australia a few years back. It was very bad.

[@croke835]

Nobody: The audience every time something sexual is said: *claps*

[@alissageearr708]

[@wandering_poot]

"Good craic means good fun". Not to be confused with the other kind of crack.

[@fins6191]

I was mates with a german girl who was good friends with a bunch of irish. She came home from a party saying "there was great craic at the party"

[@DaGleese]

There are still 2 remaining types of crack once Craic has been ruled out.

[@sadginger6667]

This show was never on at your own house, the only place it exists is at your aunts house that you visit on the weekend

[@benwatkins1976]

They tried this show in Australia as it happens it was equally cringe worthy

[@jackcutter2]

British "Take me Out" is great because of Paddy McGinnis. Who, now that I think about it, sounds like he's of Irish descent.

[@leocervidae]

Being English I didn’t realise Ireland had there own version of take me out, I’ve been missing out 😂

[@angstbringer2992]

Thirteen minutes of Kevin being increasingly appalled by sexual innuendos. Why am I laughing so hard

[@jumpman6908]

Kevin screaming at the host speaking inappropriately was in character for a Christian Irish man