This is an authentic French Conversation

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[@anarkyster]

This is a dream conversation at work for any non French speaker!

[@keyzer380]

It is also a dream conversation the morning at work for all Frenchies

[@santiagosuarez3584]

Mais non! Hahahahaha

[@shizukagozen777]

@@keyzer380 Not really, I would rather talk to no one at all. 😒😂😂

[@Anna-nz9tw]

Really ? Why ? (I'm french)

[@keyzer380]

@@Anna-nz9tw parce que c'est facile

[@OreoGamezYT]

It’s more like: you good? I’m good, you good? I’m good, I’m good

[@scoffqub8209]

More like… what’s good ? , ‘it’s all good. It’s all good ? It’s alright…

[@ListwaLanyap1760]

Good? Good! Good? Good good!

[@Dimmary]

I'm French and it's not even trolling. 100% true Edit: Yes it's rare but it can happen.

[@stewhv94]

They must have entire grammar classes in France about how to analyze context clues lol

[@Dimmary]

@@stewhv94 it's actually very simple. Ça va? Is a shorter way of saying : Comment ca va ? (How are you?) And : Ca va. Is a shorter way saying : Ca va bien. (I'm fine). The tone makes the difference that's it. :)

[@aliburaksarac1939]

@@Dimmary it looks so difficult though. I was planning to enroll to a university that teaches in french but now i dont trust myself learning it

[@Dimmary]

@@aliburaksarac1939 That's because it is. French is hard.

[@hi-hellothere]

@@aliburaksarac1939 When are asking a question the tone rises towards the end

[@hashir_]

i got French finals tmrw and this is what the internet has to offer

[@ranjankumarpandey1221]

same bro

[@brimcnair]

Lmao

[@Witchyrose2349]

😂😂😂😂

[@MJAY-N7129]

😂😂

[@Arya_22455]

💀

[@dead_accounttt]

As a Canadian French and English speaker, I can say that this is a legitimate plausible conversation- some how 😂

[@los-lobos]

Canadian *AND* English? They’re the same (pretty much) Edit: have been told it was Canadian-French thanks

[@mermaidx9386]

@@los-lobos they mean Canadian French, there’s no comma between Canadian and French

[@Psiconik]

Well it’s more in France than Quebec but yeah it’s legit

[@EggoBeggo__]

Same, lol. Can barley speak French now, though, since I haven’t really practiced or anything.

[@Exaspatial]

​@@los-lobos out of Canadian, French, and American... I can definitely tell that you're the third one 💀

[@ellahurley]

When you’ve been learning French for the past 8 months and all you had to learn was one sentence: :o

[@starkitty66]

Do you want to interact in French w/ me? We can start rn Comment vas-tu aujourd'hui? est-ce que quelque chose d'intéressant est arrivé aujourd'hui que tu veux parle sur (How are you today?) (Is there anything that you want to talk about?)

[@d.r.9888]

@@starkitty66 Hey, if I may correct your sentence : "est-ce que quelque chose d'intéressant est arrivé aujourd'hui que tu veux parle sur" should either be 'Y a-t-il quelque chose d'intéressant dont tu voudrais me parler qui te sois arrivé aujourd'hui ?" or "T'es t-il arrivé quelque chose aujourd'hui dont tu voudrais me parler ?

[@starkitty66]

@@d.r.9888 oh, thank you. I wrote that at 3am. Une simple erreur mais merci, mec.

[@onyeenoma]

Hey! If you want some help with French, maybe we can exchange discord?

[@fabriceclement6587]

Imagine being a native and figuring out today the key to social interactions in French.

[@wera-748]

As a french guy, i can tell that is true

[@tayebtami7620]

Oe bof mais genre on dit " Cv et toi " pas ça va ça va

[@madhusmitapatra4817]

@@tayebtami7620 I didn't know Cool

[@wera-748]

@@tayebtami7620 ouais fin c'est quasi pareil t'as capté

[@Nekoala]

@@wera-748 ouais fin t'as capté que non (i.e. As a french I can tell that's not true)

[@mariastreetdance2711]

As a person who learns french, I can say that too

[@luqcrusher]

For English speakers, think of it like the word “Alright”. “Alright?” “Alright. Alright?” “Alright.” “Alright, alright.” *Matthew McConnaughey intensifies*

[@alicetkach3890]

Okay? Okay. Okay? The fault is in our stars.

[@stefangheorghe3349]

I think it is more like "are u alright? I am alright, are you alright? I am alright".

[@tuo.dobginski]

Aight? aight, aight? Aight!

[@MrEysox]

@@stefangheorghe3349 Yeah that's the same thing.

[@santorio7777]

Perfect translation 👌

[@turnkey_hole]

Japan sees you and ups the ante. "Genki?" "Genki."

[@FM-dm8xj]

"genkiyo"

[@Sukuna___.]

Genki de

[@Meity_7]

😂

[@Vazz-pz8wk]

Nasumesu

[@PuripuriDrawings]

So cute, french are like pokemon 🥺

[@lyondragons8898]

Underestimated comment

[@CherryXXCola]

Ça va ça va! Ça va

[@La-vie-est-grise]

On est des pokemon ? :D

[@SchultzDorinda]

Je n'étais pas prête à me faire appeler un Pokémon 😂

[@onyeenoma]

😂😭

[@ConstantThrowing]

Love how you added the cigarette for extra France.

[@oliviac295]

😂😂

[@keshacow]

its a vape

[@kurumento7324]

​@@keshacow its a cigarette the yellow thing is just a lighter

[@keshacow]

oh

[@oashky]

extra france lmao

[@violettlesterman965]

The world: French is such a romantic language. French: Ça va ça va ça va ça va ça va ça va ça va ça va ça va ça va ça va ça va ça va ça va ça va

[@Negociateurprime]

You forgot a ca va after the ca va

[@broszal256]

@@Theo1 ça va

[@broszal256]

@@Theo1 et toi?

[@potatogaming1533]

@@broszal256 ça va mais j’aime pas ma vie

[@broszal256]

@@potatogaming1533 courage

[@rigierish3807]

And a little funny things to know : the more you add “ça va” (I'm good), the _less_ it means you're good. For example : “salut, ça va? - Ouais, ça va, ça va… ça va.”

[@thequeertelope7941]

thats funny

[@Marina_7]

Yes exactly, it becomes darker and darker kind of like that meme with "they ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine"

[@sofiebonaparte7831]

@@Marina_7 lol that’s good to know, next time I speak to my friend (who is French) I’ll make sure to write a paragraph of ca va’s!

[@lacurieuse99]

@@sofiebonaparte7831 but be careful, 3 "ça va" like this can mean "not really" but 4 could mean you're irritated. Yeah very subtle

[@jasonsmith4114]

True, but I don't think it's specific to french. If you say "I'm alright... I'm alright" it also implies an hesitation, as if you weren't that alright

[@diaress]

I am german, but my dad’s mother tongue is French and this is literally every conversation he has via phone, just way louder than shown.

[@mitchelleroberson]

How long does it go on for?

[@eyeswideopen7777]

So boring

[@derBauer-ist-hornier-than-thou]

French people speak quietly.

[@cadaverousRemains]

"Owl? Owl." That's what i hear lmao

[@lefu7812]

A russian passersby be like: yo why are they discussing owls

[@edlancaster]

haha true! and i could add that "owl" is translated "HIBOU" in french, that's another.... *special* word in russian ^^

[@lefu7812]

@@edlancaster skskskssksks took me sometime to figure out the pronunciation. i am russian this word is ridiculously funny x

[@juhaa4180]

@@lefu7812 what does "hibou" means in Russian ? I'm French

[@lefu7812]

@@juhaa4180 it sounds similar to the word "ебу" and it means "i am fuсking" lol

[@craftah]

@@lefu7812 какой кринж... смеешься говоря кскс?

[@klamstelpa]

In russian сова [sava] means owl, so for russians it sounds like "owl? Owl. Owl? Owl."

[@Tahia213]

😂😅

[@DeathnoteBB]

Baffulo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

[@brubbb]

@@DeathnoteBB Baffulo

[@hyperkurisu2665]

Like sova from valorant

[@kitties3210]

in polish it's sowa so pretty much the same effect

[@dbzhannah]

I had this exact conversation with my French teacher in High School 😂

[@Nicops]

I'm French and i have this conversation with everyone x)

[@vineetstech.]

@@Nicops ayoo baby )

[@overbouquin1999]

And the worst part is that it's an extremely common conversation, even for good friends. Sometime simplicity is the best

[@CherryXXCola]

As a French person I hate when conversations go this way for some reason so I always switch it up by saying « ça va bien » or « comment ça va » 💀💀

[@Alihan_1988]

​@@CherryXXColaca va bien et toi?

[@CherryXXCola]

@@Alihan_1988 ça va, merci :)

[@Kumo-900]

​@@CherryXXCola Ça va ça va 🙂 *M'enfuis* 0...0!!

[@lowellthoerner1209]

This whole time the Sims were just speaking French

[@Romina2711]

This are the conversation you have in the morning half awake with your friend before school

[@jEsUiSsYmPaThIqUe2.0]

Comment t'as raison wsh 😂

[@singingcat02]

So true

[@Jay1830]

Every morning at work...

[@Kam-K]

So true !! And the perfect french absurdity is : - "Ça va?" - "Et toi?" 🤦‍♂️🤣🤦‍♂️

[@Arithekiller]

I used to force myself to say "et toi" because it's considered rude when you don't ask back, just to be ignored 90% of the time 😂😂

[@Arithekiller]

@ō YumiDream ō Je suis française aussi 😂 J'ai répondu en anglais parce que je sais pas si la personne est français ou pas, mais ouais les 3/4 des gens qui te demandent comment tu vas s'en battent littéralement les baloches on va pas se mentir (surtout au boulot)

[@Dimmary]

@@Arithekiller jte jure il demande juste par politesse 🤣

[@andromisilibrober]

le second a cru que le premier disait de lui-même qu'il allait bien

[@andromisilibrober]

@@Arithekiller c'est pour ça que je pose jamais ou rarement la question "ça va ?"

[@andreyoga3958]

Seems like a perfect place to live for an introvert like me.

[@averagefluteplayer]

Dream conversation for someone whose only been learning French for two years lol

[@lowktrk5559]

how am i suppose to learn french when yall do some shit like this. its like my sims talking to eachother 😂

[@aminegh9207]

Nobody talk like that.

[@usalisa3656]

@@aminegh9207 on parle tous comme ça

[@stephbibou8265]

@@usalisa3656 t malade. Au pire on peux répondre un ca va mais on enchaîne avec un :et toi.

[@lowktrk5559]

@@usalisa3656 J'ai toujours pensé que le français était facile à apprendre. ça me rappelle l'espagnol 😂 how did that translate for you with google? probably trash

[@megai1068]

@@lowktrk5559 It's correct ahah no mistake, it's a good surprise ahah

[@tylerkostich6203]

You can do this in Japanese too. (Genki) 元気? 元気。元気？ 元気。

[@rachaelbuxton3518]

Ah, you're right! It makes sense. As a Japanese speaker I've never thought of this.

[@devtogoru]

No kidding i've heard this before: "Ça va?" "Ouais comment ça va et toi" "Ouais"

[@justsayalhamdulillaah9720]

From what I've learned from this is that tone is everything in a language

[@jollyname]

no

[@MsTheo]

Intonation 😊 and yes it has a big role

[@jollyname]

@@MsTheo no

[@scwt89]

@@jollyname Yes

[@_Noon_i]

I’m learning French and when me and my speaking partner get lazy this is exactly how we talk lmao. Ça va and et toi be saving my ass

[@mariastreetdance2711]

I am not french, but I know a little and I understood everything

[@Falquiboy]

Thats awesome. Some people just have a sense for languages.

[@RyanBarroso]

How did you do😵

[@leonacat6463]

@@RyanBarroso çà va bien 🤩 👍

[@RyanBarroso]

@@leonacat6463 ça va trés bien et toi🙃

[@leonacat6463]

@@RyanBarroso ça va bien, et toi?

[@anjayl]

What even most french people don't know, is that "ça va" was a question asked by your doctors up until 50-100 years ago, literally translating to "is it passing ? Is it going?". Yep... Whenever frenchmen ask each other "ça va?" They are asking how are their bowel movements, if they are shitting alright.

[@EerybodyIsAnnoying]

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ninji4277]

Pour la petite histoire, on disait ca va au moyen Age pour signifier qu'on avait bien été a la selle et que tous c'était bien passé...

[@gaboz1853]

Pour ceux qui utilisent un traducteur automatique « aller à la selle » signifie ... « poop »😖 et non pas « pratiquer l’équitation » 🐴

[@Nicops]

@@gaboz1853 bah je pense qu il voulait dire ca

[@keaton5850]

Ptdr 😹

[@mazecaoimhe1502]

Bah super 😂 Si poétique, si classe, si charmant Au Moyen Âge : - Ça va ? - Ça va Aujourd'hui : - T'as chié ? - Ptain frr, un truc comm'aç, je crois j'ai bouché les chiottes, en plus ça chlingue de ouf Yes 😂 La classe à la française il paraît 😂😂

[@ghostizzokz]

@@mazecaoimhe1502 ptdr

[@sam.malcher]

Like two middle brazilians in the street: #1: Bão? #2: Bão. #1: Tá bão. #2: Tá bão, bão.

[@xielianobsessor]

the thing that stresses me out the most about learning french is that “ça va” means both “i’m good” AND “how are you?” 😭😭 like the only way i can tell rn is by the way they say it but even then it’s so difficult

[@jeanrose1627]

when "ça va" means "how are you" it's actually short for "comment ça va ?" When "ça va" means "i'm good" it's actually short for "ca va bien". And if you're not sure just shrug

[@intanrazlan5076]

this is so true

[@RedevilZ750]

Really, are you talking to a robot? because nobody in France talks like that. "ça va, ça va ? does not existe. Nomal people say "ça va et toi ?" = I'm fine and you ? or I'm good what about you ?

[@oyasumilunlun]

@@RedevilZ750 really? have you been living under a rock? because a lot of people do

[@Rudsa]

@@oyasumilunlun It’s weird to say « Ça va. Ça va ? ». I never heard this. It’s more common to say « Ça va et toi ? » like the other guy said

[@lilip997]

Omg it's so true, we have a problem with the "ça va" thing

[@coco0092]

Les gens qui parlent français il ont TELLEMENT de CHARISME!!

[@claudesanchez3977]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha Qui a du caca kaki Collé au cucu ? La non culture et la méconnaissance des expressions. Docteurs et autres gourous sortez vos livres. 😨😅😂😷

[@tntgaming42069]

Mais oui c’est clair

[@vacafuega]

À donf

[@eyeswideopen7777]

Short sweet and casual. Nothing less 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bowzert]

The cigarette 💀

[@bxbywigns490]

It’s so true XD

[@aminegh9207]

Non...

[@-shakir5152]

Malaysia: Sihat? Sihat! Sihat? Sihat sihat

[@diverseplay6700]

What russians hear: - Сова? - Сова. Сова? - Сова сова P.S. Одной причиной в пользу изучения французского стало больше

[@myheartwillstopinjoy8142]

What does it mean? I am learning, or at least trying to learn Russian 👉👈

[@gwendoline785]

@@myheartwillstopinjoy8142 it means « owl »

[@myheartwillstopinjoy8142]

@@gwendoline785 Спасибо!

[@thequeertelope7941]

мертвый XD

[@IIITheSTpiLotIII]

Что это у тебя?? Ааааа, я думала совааа

[@kyroravestar262]

This makes me so happy!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤ I KNEW I was using it correctly!

[@damien4982]

you fine ? fine. fine ? fine (: fine ! we can do that with every language xd

[@gonzalo_rosae]

but it's not the same

[@gonzalo_rosae]

it sounds weird in english

[@sokomun]

@@gonzalo_rosae in french too

[@doug911]

Tries portuguese

[@Cityweaver]

I love it when Dad-types try to be witty. Hey, I'd LOVE to see you make a video where you asked as many Anglophones as possible "You fine?" until they answered in a Francophone way.

[@deckarddwizardd1909]

2 men in an elevator: Man 1: Bababa ba? Man 2: Bababa. Its amazing how we can communicate just by changing the tone of one or two syllables.

[@amberfur5750]

In Italian: Va? - Va… Va? - Va, va… Isn’t it possible in all languages?

[@yndorian1]

Like español latino: "Hola, todo bien? Todo bien y vos? Todo bien? Todo bien"

[@leira_elmira]

Italian, Spanish and French are all latin languages and are very close from each other, so there is nothing surprising with this. I only know a bit of Chinese and English (aside from French), but I don't think that kind of conversation could happen as naturaly in all other languages (even though there might be many where it could work too, perhaps even better than in French. After all, such an interraction still sounds a bit stiff...)

[@0.0dots]

In my French class while i was in highschool, before we started the class the teacher had a rule where we had to greet everyone or just her in French. This conversation was usually how it always went. I'd go home and learn new words just to impress my classmates

[@devonmulcahy9710]

My French teacher jokes about this all the time😂

[@kb2023]

In Filipino you can actually have a quick conversation using the syllable "ba". Just sharing. Lol

[@BlueGOfficial]

Elevator

[@granjadelsur3935]

X: Bababa ba? Y: Bababa.

[@johannreva]

In the Philippines when you say Saba, it means Banana Que. It’s Deed Fried Saba (Plantain) Banana coated with Brown Sugar.

[@Anton77130]

American people do exactly the same thing with "how are you doing?" and the person in front answering "hey how are you doing?". So I think this "ça va" is not worst, at least it combines the question and the answer at the same time ahah.

[@aminegh9207]

Nobody talk like that in France. Only this stupid guy.

[@justinneilson1263]

I've never met someone do that

[@jillianausten]

THAT IS SO FR when i see my french teacher he says: ça va? and i say: ça va. ça va? BAHAHAHA

[@H0II0wnest]

And for the most experienced ones, we just nod and we completely understand each other (it works better with friends)

[@doug911]

Meanwhile in portuguese : Oi, tudo bem? Tudo bem! , vc? Tudo bem :)

[@Zdrange03]

Except that the last one means "I'm OK (but I have seen better days, or nothing great to comment on)"

[@joaogomes850]

Actually, it's: Tudo bem? Tudo bem? *Nobody answers and both just keep walking their ways and live their lives*

[@edlancaster]

you could even have added at the end "alors ça va" lol (stands for , "well it's fine then") ^^

[@agustinbarquero8898]

However alors does not sound like ça va so no.

[@arriasl3306]

It's fun because it's true

[@extra8088]

After 2 years of learning French I have found the word “Oeuf”

[@SchultzDorinda]

That word doesn't exist 😂. It's œuf. Funniest thing ever is the lack of f in the plural pronunciation 😂

[@MyThoughts19902X]

French basic greetings is what inspired the Groot character.

[@_Blue_mango_]

🤣🤣🤣 i didn't even noticed that somethings were weird with French until people from other countries point at it

[@toca_girl3975]

When you dont know French -Ca va? -*Ca va, Ca va?* -Ca va ca va!

[@loopyloop5636]

I'm French, and it's definitely true 😜

[@cryptobref]

The last face expressing both disinterest in the other person as well as self-disapointment after this useless conversation is extremely accurate

[@PanRiddle1]

You could even add one more 'ça va.' at the end to really be like 'alright, byebye, have a good one then'😂

[@thequeertelope7941]

les russis en ecoutant une conversation en francais: "hibou?" "hibou. hibou?" "hibou hibou."

[@supermalababa]

Ah « сова » means « hibou »? It is good to know

[@thequeertelope7941]

@@supermalababa yep! and it sounds like ca va haha

[@supermalababa]

@@thequeertelope7941 ok 👌

[@edlancaster]

oui et Ibou en russe signifie "niquer" ^^

[@farhanadeepty8400]

Legends know that ça va means it’s okay

[@Arthur-zl6dm]

as a french speaker, we never ask "ça va?" after a "ça va" answer. it's like saying "you're good? i'm good, you're good? i'm good i'm good"

[@BadSheet68]

Yeah honestly the "Ça va. Ça va ?" Sentence is bullshit, I mean it technically works but nobody says this, the rest is pretty accurate though

[@oyasumilunlun]

@@BadSheet68 i know i do and i know my neighboors do so as well. it aint bullshit mate, just because you never encountered it it doesnt mean it doesnt exist

[@我妻由乃-v5q]

That does exist! That might come about like the video when I encounter someone (there are some difference but the video shows the idea).

[@MindfulBanking]

Lets " sa va sa va " Mahiya , let's sa va sava😂

[@penosia]

this is so emotional

[@AurelieJoie]

Does anyone ever say "comme si comme ça" anymore? Or only "ça va ça va"?

[@thekey3997]

Oui, les deux sont utilisés lol

[@mysterygirl30011]

"Bof" also works to say that. Implies "not really"/ in between.

[@suetfeilok3356]

« Ça peut aller ... »

[@olimaat8460]

"Comme si comme ça" does not exist

[@mathildeb2794]

@@olimaat8460 it does, but it's not commonly used

[@CarlTheCupcake1]

I speak French as a second language and this, I can confirm, is 100% real.

[@dittoluv]

I’m French, and actually when you ask a person if s/he’s alright and s/he want to know if you are alright too, s/he will answer "ça va ET TOI?" (I’m fine AND YOU?). Not just "ça va?"

[@snafoo3333]

Warning /!\ : if you have the habit to answer "ça va et toi ?" to the question "ça va ?", pay attention to don't answer "ça va et toi ?" again if the question are already "ça va et toi ?" because you will look like an idiot, I have already experienced this.

[@babkebab2659]

Mouais... jsuis pas vraiment d’accord avec ça... dans ma région on dis pas « et toi » 🤷 après c’est possible hein Par contre l’écriture inclusive olala... faut arrêter avec ça c’est imcomprehensible 😭

[@dittoluv]

@@babkebab2659 J’en ai mis que 3 et c’était toujours les mêmes mots donc ça m’étonnerait que t’ai pas compris

[@stellasaphir9937]

@@dittoluv actually it’s understandable but in English they use plural pronouns as gender-neutral ! So you could have used “they” and therefore made it look way more normal and logic for an English native ! 🤗 (tbh I don’t know why I’m writing in English I’m French too)

[@dittoluv]

@@stellasaphir9937 ah bah jsp j’avais déjà vu des gens écrire en anglais et marquer s/he

[@Cflynn2001]

The cigarette makes it even more accurate lol

[@szabe5695]

I just moved to france and this is literally me with my French friends in uni hallways. I feel authentic ngl🚶🏻‍♀️

[@liap8121]

En español: jajaja -¿Todo bien? -Todo bien, ¿y tú? -Todo bien

[@Susanasglez]

"todo bien, todo bien"

[@saxophonebench6330]

I have finally found the counter part of filipino “casual” conversation: Me: Bababa ba? Them: Bababa Tysm! 😂

[@annewitharepression]

just to let you know: in Ukrainian, Russian and Belarusian they said: owl? owl. Owl? owl owl! 🦉

[@xxgen_xteaxsavetheearth1636]

I speak French and it's actually true 😭

[@jeflinwenancis]

😂 when my French teacher was teaching this I was laughing my a-off and kicked out of the class

[@MatthiasLC]

C’est vrai

[@esteeeela]

In Brazil it would be: - Tudo bem? - Tudo bem. Tudo bem? - Tudo bem.

[@tylerblake4028]

😂 sim 👏🏾

[@inaina4989]

And in portuguese: - Ta bem? -To bem e tu? -To bem também.

[@Re5n0]

LMFAO I'm learning French and I keep getting this content lol

[@animeandmanymore7957]

meanwhile in my language sova- means an owl "owl? Owl.Owl? Owl, Owl" ahahah

[@dandroiddoes3531]

Cebuano: Maayo ka? Maayo. Maayo ka? Maayo Maayo. (Why does It feel like I’m shouting out mayonnaise)

[@Falquiboy]

What is Cebuano?

[@dandroiddoes3531]

@@Falquiboy Cebuano is an Austronesian language and is the second most spoken language in the Philippines. It’s probably not that well known either. Edit: The original comment got into an accident and had to have reconstructive surgery

[@louplibre9734]

Personnellement I say more "ouais et toi?" (yeah and you ?) to respond. Also you can simply answer by saying "et toi?" (and you ?).

[@gilmotier]

🔔

[@cassie.minimalist]

Still better then answering "How are you?" to "How are you?".

[@TheLastEgg08]

As a French person this couldn’t be more true. It feels like every social interaction is either forced.

[@flyingtube9985]

No it's not realistic ... It would be rather : (in some cases when two fellas discuss but they don't have much to say when they don't really like each other ) - ça va ? - ça va ça va ! Et toi ça va ? - ouais, ça va.

[@justanothermortal1373]

In an alternate universe, this is your French oral exam.

[@impostor101]

Hahaha I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING 😂

[@Mao_tse_tung]

No be more like “how are you” Stares in silence.

[@aitaiyo2310]

My Cuban ass just heard: Se va, Se va. Where are you going in the end? 🤣

[@kambbala]

For russians this sounds like: -Owl? -Owl. Owl? -Owl-owl.

[@haraffael7821]

All good? All good. All good? All good, all good. Technically works in English, German and Bavarian too.

[@SnailBit]

I've been learning French over the past few years, and this phrase is the first thing we're taught.

[@kimikorise]

The tone is international

[@carreteromarie2662]

Oh my god this is so true... But you forgot to add the little awkward silence after 😂

[@IraQxNajafia]

😂😂😂 my introverts self with my neighbours