This is fine

[@ayelemoore6279]

"Every death is a treat. I miss the sensation." - Jacob 2020

[@grace4five]

F

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am the ALPHA MALE of this comment section and I command RESPECT. Right now I am ordering you to NOT view any of my videos. Instead just look at my thumbnails and be JEALOUS. Bye bye aye

[@dacobdacob7977]

honestly 100% agreed spelunky was always about mastering the game and finding out the hidden secrets and so every death makes me learn more except the lizards fuq lizards

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

Dammit, AxxL. Everywhere I go you're there, pandering in the comments. I've never given you a chance before, but I'll cut you a deal. I'll watch your videos, if you tell me what motivates you to make them. What does success look like to you?

[@MReyes.jr99]

York peppermint patties

[@gaeltoli8752]

Alpharad: I will make spelunky content for myself and I will do it for me Me: please more than 2 videos

[@falco5824]

[@sapien537]

:(

[@ThatMilesGuy]

:(

[@lisathefoolish]

Its been 2 months since this comment and all alpharad did was make among us content all day Every community has ''The betrayel'' guy...

[@legendmasterxyz]

Ending unlocked The betrayed

[@littlestrike6811]

Took a while to realize the Loading Circles weren’t edited in

[@RainIsVibin]

Wait they weren't?

[@UnearthlyPotato]

didn’t realize it myself until like the third or fourth time

[@dowbailey6033]

Same I thought he edited the circle in

[@vhox1634]

Same

[@benthemother3fan884]

@@RainIsVibin nah Lise is that unique of a character

[@stinkydinkleson]

"are you ready for an onslaught of spelunky content'' multiple sources called this sentence differently

[@Game_Sometimes]

😔

[@holidayoreoreal]

:(

[@tobyshelton9725]

I was lied to

[@Ovenman23]

Where is more content for this game

[@-J3-]

Man lied to us all

[@potatopiestudios1137]

Alpha in the first episode: are you guys ready for an onslaught for Spelunky content. It's literally been a whole quarantine since the last video

[@devin2634]

Now its been 5

[@thehank6947]

@@devin2634 That is factually incorrect

[@devin2634]

@@thehank6947 wait what?

[@thehank6947]

@@devin2634 This video is titeled by KZbin by being 3 months old. So like it’s been 3 months not 5.

[@devin2634]

@@thehank6947 oops

[@Jord4nJusChillin]

I like how the A.I. Can schmoove so well, but always dies a humiliating death

[@Gaswafers]

So it's a real high-level Spelunky player.

[@gabebancroft]

It's almost like it's a computer. :O

[@alink2dfuture504]

Alpha: _has two gregs and a dog_ Also Alpha: "Let's set the trap off myself!"

[@tico9951]

And without trying to whip it first

[@lemoncarp28818]

And with Greg holding a spare skull

[@scop09]

Ant that is not a dog

[@shaunlevin5081]

The AI goes from being being a glowing brained genius to be at a 3rd grader level.

[@beasy901]

Honestly feels like the same thing at some point

[@vhox1634]

such slick movements still idiots tho

[@normalpersonlivingtheirlife]

So the brain of the average fortnite player

[@dann8855]

What is ur genus

[@wienerdawg5832]

Honestly i feel the same

[@supersloth3927]

“An onslaught of spelunky content” Suuuuure

[@brunkosproogle5046]

: )

[@fishyfungus5026]

: )

[@soggy_bozo9052]

:)

[@sukaisage]

does he have like a statement anywhere or did he just not and that's that

[@ZyroX_24]

: )

[@mpgow]

I have a few small tips that don't spoil the game. 1. You can pick up tamed pets 2. everything is on the same plane of the game, so bullets, people, and items will all interact 3. dogs can save you from poison if you save them fast enough (before you die) 4. the building is the same for the golden key (you may have noticed) 5. bullets do not trigger arrow traps 6. crossbows come with special arrows that won't break 7. normal arrows won't break if they hit an enemy with 1 hp 8. I think kali invigoration can be gained multiple times 9. you can hit the bottom 2 bulbs of Olmec and break his flight 10. the powerpack gives you fire whip, which can cook turkeys 11. you can jump off turkeys to go to higher levels 12. spike or spring boots make you invulnerable to tiny spike floor 13. clovers give you +2 minutes before the ghost appears 14. the big drill can be activated in the lava world to save your bombs to get the crown 15. skeleton keys can open doors, but don't open ones like Yang because he'll get mad 16. skeleton keys drop from bone blocks for free! 17. the forest children you save give you loot during the olmec fight if you go up the far right side ladder 18. powerpack will make weapons better, such as fast shotgun fire rate, fire whip, or MEGA BOMBS. There's probably way more good tips, but these are the ones that came to mind :P

[@foolishconcept]

I feel bad since you took a bunch of time to type this long comment just about tips and he hasn't posted this game for ~6 months now

[@Tom_944]

7 months

[@TheMagnificentGman]

Why is Spelunky 2 such a masterpiece

[@JustinY.]

"There's gonna be more Spelunk 2 content on this channel" Everyone: *We watch your career with great interest*

[@nuclear9929]

That was fast

[@str1d3r26]

Justin you have sunk

[@randomboi9249]

Justin Y. What is you secret to commenting?

[@sam_i_am1143]

Hey Justin how ya been?

[@SteelCrustacean]

*"SPELUNK 2"*

[@jackieohecc]

1:20 my hopes have never been crushed this quickly and thoroughly

[@calamitydragon6830]

He could have taken the turkey, he just had to pick him up and go up the ladder

[@goldeneye393]

Everyone waiting for him to do multiplayer with jome, Jo, etc

[@avalzon4497]

He doesn't making vids on that game anymore

[@octopuswithahat]

Yeah

[@isaacpog6229]

@@avalzon4497 why ?

[@smalls1485]

@@avalzon4497 maybe when online coop comes out

[@kyrosgallade]

@@smalls1485 online coop comes with the game

[@supersloth3927]

“I’m going to play this in almost all my free time” “This content is for me” What about the viewers that love spelunky too?

[@jojocookie774]

"I hate bats." Terraria players: First time?

[@chitinskin9860]

Pokemon players: *PATHETIC*

[@lucid_mido5311]

China players: *pathetic*

[@bilbobaggins3739]

Ugh im not even sure which bats the worst. Probably the jungle one because im always so earlygame i cant even kill them

[@bilbobaggins3739]

@Ulyasse ¿ • 11 years ago yeahhhh, i know. Just can't get that in early prehardmode. The shield I mean.

[@Fenrir90918]

Minecraft :pathetic

[@sambishara9300]

4:36 Alpha left a web gun. I can't believe it.

[@kindoflame]

I think he left it so he could take the cat.

[@ccvjd3909]

Can I get ur longest "yaaaaaaaAa boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

[@ThatGuy-wi5ss]

Science is just Sacrifice at this point, that poor Robot...

[@SteelCrustacean]

Anyone else remember Cosmo, the little robot pet thing? He's playing one.

[@RazalasTrebla]

Still waiting on that onslaught of Spelunky 2 content. I need more Greg in my life.

[@gloriousbeard9054]

We have been absolutely slaughtered by the amount of Spelunky content released, it’s overwhelming how much there is.

[@loogiballoogi8638]

Still waiting for alpha to do cosmic ocean

[@goonished]

"onslaught of spelunky content" why must you tease us.

[@rodrigomelendez2990]

I have been waiting for too long

[@yothatscool4569]

@@rodrigomelendez2990 me too

[@rodrigomelendez2990]

@Justin Martinez I'm also waiting a possible co op with his friends since there's online now

[@yothatscool4569]

@@rodrigomelendez2990 true

[@elijahonasile666]

By the time he make more spunky content only Queen Elisabeth will se it

[@olly11217]

6:52 i felt so bad when that cat died damn the feels..... :(

[@Ahappysandwich]

I miss the sloth skin.

[@psychwire9772]

“Don’t try this at home unless its for science” That one 4 year old: ‘eats crayon’ it was for science

[@rorycannon7295]

"you know, i'm something of a scientist myself"

[@psychwire9772]

I think we all are

[@mrgaming-zm3os]

“I now understand this game” that is a understatement.

[@DavidSartor0]

Overstatement?

[@menmarioh]

2:50 is no one gonna mention that clean edit?

[@kyrosgallade]

Onslaught of spelunky Only 2 videos within a month

[@crazybokoblin8638]

Lol, 4 months now. I am LauGhiNg SOOOOO hard now... :( buhuuu

[@tobyshelton9725]

Only 2 videos ever

[@dogefan12349]

*"Uhh, I don't have any money."* I don't think a more relatable statement has ever been spoken.

[@Ronaldmcdonald0]

“There was a spider in a jar of course there was” Australia in a nutshell

[@lemeres2478]

In fact, you go back to the store and complain about how your pot is broken if it DOESN'T have a spider in it.

[@thesadfather1239]

Do you have an idea, mr. mcdonald

[@Ronaldmcdonald0]

Yes Aplharad should fight me in my golden form one last time.

[@sachanadeau5444]

Ronald McDonald we are all sick of you mr McDonald

[@Ronaldmcdonald0]

You are the 3rd person that said that.

[@popbomber3670]

“Oh.. I don’t have any money.” *_BOTTOM TEXT_*

[@austinf8423]

"It's not a frame drop it's just a slow motion effect" I feel like all game developers are now going to say this.

[@Tr0lliPop]

alpharad during the first spelunky 2 video: I am gonna constantly make content for this alpharad after the second spelunky 2 video: You know what would be HILARIOUS? If I decided to not make any more content for this! seriously bring back spelonk 2 Edit: It's been ELEVEN MONTHS

[@mniteshamwowbutwaittheresm5712]

:)

[@Braxx3098]

:)

[@madelinekoh8499]

“can i set it off” i mean. you can

[@kazoomi1]

I literally got into Smash Persona and now spelunky because of Jacob

[@flap6406]

Same gamer

[@catphish525]

Same gamer

[@samdickinson5423]

Same Gamer

[@simonferris5666]

Same gamer

[@maimaikoa]

Nice

[@sonicrider321]

"Another Greg... they don't stop coming" - Alpharad 2020

[@lemeres2478]

The first one made a second one....because it was Gregnant.

[@SteelCrustacean]

First "so much to do, so much to see", now "they don't stop coming"... Is Ace of Hearts making an All Star cover?

[@streetpass3941]

It’s officially been a year since the “onslaught of spelunky 2 content” :(

[@tick6946]

its ironic because he used to make spelunk content on his second channel all the time but he just stopped after this episode

[@traithepayne]

"Where's Spelunky?" No its where's Jo in Spelunky????

[@dacobdacob7977]

"i'm probably not gonna make it too far" said like a true spelunker

[@dylndaviln3091]

“This is fine” -Alpha in literal hell

[@heckloaf]

lol

[@MizhiBirb]

"if i know anything about spelunky, i know nothing" me too bud... me too!

[@connorwhite5926]

"Are you ready for an onslaught of spelunky 2 content?" Proceeds to make 0 spelunky 2 content

[@octopuswithahat]

Where the hell is more of this game

[@an_oracle]

10:26 Fuck I need like this entire part with greg animated, he's just in such genuine disbelief

[@rodrigomelendez2990]

True

[@1brianm7]

Been waiting for this upload.

[@roboturtle63]

Havent we all been waiting

[@Agent719]

"I have no idea what's going on." Me too. But this is the type of content I signed up for.

[@devuns1522]

yo alpha is more spelunky on its way? id really love to see more!

[@yothatscool4569]

Sigh I’m sad

[@sorry7166]

@@yothatscool4569 I'm even sadder

[@sherylsivertsen-kuhn1255]

@@sorry7166 I'm the saddest

[@bassb0i177]

Im the sadderest

[@nilevelum]

@@bassb0i177 im miserable

[@moyaiman872]

Fun fact that could be useful: when the ghost splits despite the happy one being fast it doesn’t try to directly kill you but rather it will circle you if you stand still, the sad one is slower and will try to directly kill you, then if it splits into 4 they all have different behaviour, the angry one is the slowes and will try to kill you directly, it can be baited easily, the happy one will actually stay back and won’t try to kill you at all, the o/pog face ghost will just circle you if you stand still, but the sad one is the one you NEED to watch out for as it is the fastest and will try to kill you at all costs

[@kee7005]

“I don’t have any money, I mean...” *K A B O O M X 1 0*

[@emojifr...]

Stonks

[@JustKamero]

Suicide 100

[@kee7005]

Teruteru The Rice Cooker *A R V I L L A V I N G E*

[@thomasbrinkmann8440]

Finally something to smile about today! Thanks for the great content

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

"An explosion sent me flying" Michael Bay: My language

[@Stargazr64]

If you bring the udjat through to volcana you can use the drill and get to vlads castle easier Also I have decided that for me the hired hands are named Brian, for two reasons: 1 On my first run, they absolutely destroyed me be knocking me into quilback of 1-4 2 Brian just kinda sounds like a name for someone who ruins everything

[@jmarcelold]

yeah they ruins EVERYTHING

[@manashortage3805]

One year anniversary of spelunky content

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

5:01 "I hate life, I hate living, I hate everything about it, I hate bats" People in 2020 felt that

[@Glory2Snowstar]

...Obligatory comment about how the whole “bats caused COVID” thing was a baseless myth that people latched onto when looking for answers. Bats don’t deserve to be demonized. They kill pests, and spread crops, and so much more.

[@yunix2396]

@@Glory2Snowstar 🦇

[@djdragondrawer9339]

@@Glory2Snowstar He was talking about video game bats, homeboy. Bats from video games are almost always annoying bastards who make your life a living hell I'm sure people like bats very much, they aren't demonized, don't worry lol

[@Glory2Snowstar]

@@djdragondrawer9339 Ah I gotchu Sorry if I came off as aggressive, bats have been getting lots of negative press this year and they're my favorite animal, so I'm more cutthroat about the topic than usual I've personally never found them annoying but maybe I'm just biased considering I use a Crobat every time I play a Pokemon game, they do admittedly look hard to manage here in Spelunky though

[@Fizzols]

"oh i don't have *any* money" me after buying every game nintendo gives me:

[@JustKamero]

You poor soul.

[@emojifr...]

Nintendo: this guy provided our stonks

[@Pizza7478]

Me when I just get paid. Life Sucks.

[@thetarr2]

"i dont have any money" *is female character* *looks away from shopkeep and crouches* i dont like where this is going

[@sh1ftyy]

meet the 13 year old

[@jackhazardous4008]

Bruh

[@Tetsugen_]

Just a couple of tips: You can pick up the turkey if you crawl then climb the ladder with turkey in hand, and there should be a button you can hold to walk. That automatically makes it so you don't jump into a spike trap when climbing over a ledge with a spike trap.

[@NameName-pr3xe]

i want more spelunky content so bad, my favourite series is your old spelunky content with styles and jome

[@alli-gator-forest]

Drinking Game: Take a shot every time Alpharad has false hope

[@guibby1929]

What we learned today? It's still Spelunky, never have hope.

[@painfulbroccolicube5946]

Whenever the camera zooms in on you I get anxiety because I can't scan the level for dart traps. I may have Spulunky PTSD.

[@chibsguilbeault7827]

JETPACK! Everyone's reaction when they see it. When he finds a jetpack "ok that's new"

[@bull1085]

Pro strat: kill yang at the first opportunity. You can cook a bomb above him if the terrain allows it. You can also throw a rope up at his torch and then at his face. (Make sure you press your body onto his wall) climb up to the torch and let him throw himself into your feet. You can also cook the guaranteed turkeys on the level, and don’t forget to raid his treasure. You only want him if you want to keep your hands clean from blood while raiding the black market. However, he probably won’t last, and there’s a very high chance a backpack could go off

[@a.5086]

I wish he remembered to do spelunky 2. im actually in tears man he is my favorite person to watch but this game swear to god i need more of it he's just funny as hell

[@RndmGuy98]

Im still waitin‘ for more Spelunky 2 videos

[@a.5086]

@@RndmGuy98 Same here

[@gnomebliterator4129]

C’mon. It’s been three weeks. I know we wait two months for each Galaxy episode, but please.

[@acejoker1477]

It's been 2 months

[@sukaisage]

make it 4

[@acejoker1477]

@@sukaisage can we get an F for the series

[@sukaisage]

@@acejoker1477 ffffffffffff

[@calamitydragon6830]

Can we get an F for every Alpharad series?

[@theriotmann]

"There's gonna be more Spelunk 2 content on this channel." *Posts 2 videos and never mentions the game on KZbin.*

[@lrgogo1517]

The helper doesn’t just look like a Greg, but specifically a “Graig.”

[@grubbiercube5828]

robot:drinks oil this is fine

[@undertalegamer8571]

imagine saying you want to play more spelunky 2 on the channel and then never making a 3rd video

[@cotec6393]

I just want more spelunky 2 videos

[@jimkas3606]

Hey guys. Just wanted to say that i finnaly made it to the "Ocean" in Spelunky 2 and Alpharad still hasn't uploaded another Spelunky 2 video

[@kindakgamer8337]

nice work

[@ethanmacleod1721]

Do you mean Tide Pool, Sunken City or Cosmic Ocean

[@jimkas3606]

@@ethanmacleod1721 cosmic ocean

[@ethanmacleod1721]

@@jimkas3606 cool, I’ve never been there myself but have watched my brother a few times. Congratulations

[@streetpass3941]

I downloaded the game and got to 7-99 before he released another spelunky video

[@chomperboy7092]

Everything changed when the among us nation attacked Only Spelunker Alpha could save the day But then he vanished

[@airedrew_7292]

A whole 2 videos, that’s an onslaught of content for you

[@yes-en5sy]

"I hate life, I hate living, I hate everything about it, I HATE BATS!"- Alpha 2020

[@nilevelum]

Mr. Rad said in one of his streams that he will be making little to no videos on this game, reasons I don't remember. This stream was around after this video.

[@Axew325Ryan]

Who is still waiting for said "spelunky 2 onslaught"

[@ryanm.8720]

It'll happen when Kronika's army's full strength arrives.

[@LimeFlavoredDrink]

Maybe he'll remember the game's existence once it releases on switch

[@PulseAnimations878]

at this point im betting we get another major tf2 update or a comic before the next spelunky 2 video

[@Axew325Ryan]

@@PulseAnimations878 gta VI will literally come out before tf2 gets an update and before alpha makes another spelunky video unfortunately :(

[@cop3491]

😐

[@jessevanhook3521]

Finally, i've wanted more of this content so badly

[@RndmGuy98]

Almost a Year later: *Still waiting for a 3rd Video*

[@pineapplepizza6949]

Some spelunky tips are to throw all of the pots, to bomb the turkeys for food, and to use Greg to hold extra items

[@G_Crumb]

This man recorded himself making a WHOLE NEW ACCOUNT for spelunky, Just to make 2 episodes. Like bro, can we have the onslaught oe spelunky content? But, for real this time.

[@CashSpread]

Alpha, it’s time. They added him.

[@OrangeToadGamer]

Sakurai: Alpharad, it's time for you to make funny content on the new Smash Character Alpharad: *YES SAKURAI*

[@CRTeeny]

11:17 the spelunky experience >i feel safe >*fucken dies*

[@AlexiaHoardwing]

Jacob, You should do a charity event with Spelunky 2: You and a group of others compete to beat Olmec and Loser donate to the charity of the winners choice. You could have Donation goals where the tiers unlock access to use the checkpoint system. If no one beats Olmec by a set time you could have a forfeit where it's either who got the furthest is declared the winner, or everyone is declared the loser and everyone donates.

[@evanbrownlow7780]

We need more spelunky

[@aura-1656]

so much spelunky content... yaaaaaaaaaaaay

[@ryanm.8720]

After this video was released, Alpharad 'showcased' Spelunky 2 as much as Warner Bros. Games 'showcased' LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga since Gamescom 2020.

[@pandabingusjuanlover]

Give me more spunky 2

[@jackeduptbh]

this is prime learning by trial-and-error and that sense of exploration and development is so rewarding

[@Pufferfish999]

6:26 THAT IS NOW MY WALLPAPER!!

[@Moss_Dude]

Five seconds in and he's already showing that he's learned nothing.

[@yosh12346]

Are we getting it now?

[@OtakusRUs2]

We not gettin anymore Spelunky 2...?

[@Xeroph-5]

"It's safe enough.." Rock Dog: "Are you sure about that?"

[@breakingnewsflash]

I love that the robot’s stunned animation is the buffering wheel

[@raphael_tremblay]

Who else came back here wondering where's the next Spelunking video?

[@rodrigomelendez2990]

Me.

[@CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR]

me

[@jamjon6616]

I’m still prepared for that onslaught of Spelunky content

[@cogi276]

Hey what happened to all the Spelunky 2 content we were promised?

[@DarkLeviathan]

Gotta love when you said you'd play spelunky 2 and nothing further than this

[@squ1rtle28]

I will provide some tips and tricks: 1. When fighting Olmec, just go left to right and have him smash the ground 2. You can deactivate bear traps by whipping them

[@lolbyt4876]

One more cup of pain and blood from spelunky 2 pls

[@grapenut7299]

Please make a third video

[@eow4317]

I thought he was going to play more :(

[@ryanm.8720]

He's still salty about this: 12:02

[@ajb4230]

i love that robot's face

[@robbieeaston4934]

"Did you want another Spelunky 2 video? I couldn't tell. :)" we want more