This is How the Emperor's Children Stay Fit

[@The_Rage_Kage]

Missed opportunity not making the little fist a Powerfist.

[@JeffreyEdwards1984]

Never said this about 40k before but... That actually might be too much.

[@The_Rage_Kage]

@@JeffreyEdwards1984 I mean is there really such a thing as "too much" when it comes to Slaanesh?

[@jasonsantiago6308]

​@@JeffreyEdwards1984No

[@Rabinaster]

"Too much" does not exist in Slaanesh vocabulary. she/he doesn't know what that means 😂

[@HPugwash]

a power-bottom fist?

[@ShockArcl1te]

This makes me wonder just how many times Emperor's Children has been ambushed with an intervention from other legions. "Dude... we're growing *concerned* ."

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

You stop after you realize you’re feeding into their humiliation fetish

[@CM26617]

Ferris: *facepalm* Brother ... We need to talk!

Growing? I like the sound of that

[@jonttopia]

A rare one where Dennis isn't the emperors children

[@void735]

Well tecnicly Dennis is Fulgrim through and through. So any other Slaaneshi worshiper or emperors child is free game.

[@Notbatman374]

Im now convinced that all of its always sunny was written for the 40k universe. Everything fits to well

[@petermillar8866]

I buckled watching Khorne declare something grotesque.

[@bhollow711]

Warrior lodges = Bathhouses

[@seandavis6506]

Even the plague marine is disgusted

[@dmgroberts5471]

Plague Marines only like sex if both parties have STDs. _Different_ STDs.

[@RXdash78]

despite setting foot in dog shit earlier that day.

[@nikollasassumpcao8006]

Emperor's Children getting wet for some of that Imperial Fist magic

[@TheDukeofDeath666]

Imperial Fisting

[@Loremaster28]

I dont want to cast fist anymore 🤢

[@-Gilver]

I'm terrified what a gym must look like for these guys

[@Notbatman374]

Ya ever been in a Turkish prison timmy?

[@Skarlet_Sun]

I'm sure the gym equipment would somehow be alive and in constant agony

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

@@Skarlet_Sun it was made by eldar?

[@proudsaiyanprince2651]

You do squats in the Slaanesh rack. I do Kelso shrugs on the Blood bench. We are not the same.

[@keith3761]

@@proudsaiyanprince2651 squats on the "Slaanesh rack" I want you to take a moment and think about the thing you just created..... I imagine a sister of battle was involved in "parts" of its creation......

[@Nousos]

If asked for input, slaanesh would probably recommend a chainfist

[@Matt-md5yt]

Man the skits are god good with 40k characters

[@micheljavert5923]

If there's anybody in the WH40k that doesn't believe in kink shaming, it *has* to be the Traitor Legions. "Yeah, guys, the Emperor's Children have weird kinks. *Everyone* has a weird kink here, brothers. Okay? This is the dimension of weird kinks."

[@yaelz6043]

Typical EC deflection and projection. No one else has kinks, they have hobbies, many of which are perfectly normal. Iron warriors and thousand sons just want to nerd out. Death guard just want to garden. World eaters just want to fight. Alpha legion just want to steal your credit card info. Black legion want to take over the galaxy. No kinks involved in any of those.

[@DeepBarney]

Oh magic pain glove, where did we go wrong?

[@vicstanfieldshire7754]

Just missing the Imperial Fists Iconography or Rogal Dorn on the tip lol. This was fucking hilarious though. Also love the Frank of all people is calling it grotesque.

[@bigfatopossum2974]

It's a fist.... jfc... that one got me 🤣🤣🤣

[@wahbegan]

YES!!! YEEESS!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!! MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE

[@ArcturusMinsk]

point of order, dee should be Thousand Sons.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

Changer of ways since it’s a giant birb Haven’t you heard the word?

[@BeepBoop2221]

You should have used a changer of ways for dee. Giant bird.

[@DFRamirezUSMC]

Demonetization in 1. 2. 3...

[@paigewilson5585]

Based EC

[@vicstanfieldshire7754]

Is that practice Cage certified? Some type of odd servitor?

[@НиколайХанзо]

i can`t stop laughing

[@flithbrin]

Never finished always sunny, but is this from the end when he finally comes out as gay?

[@gtaylor1442]

God damn, that looks so unhygienic… how was it made though? (Asking for a friend.)

[@jakec9352]

-The Plague Marine asks for his Emperor's Children friend.

[@samhein2620]

Finally. The bike makes itself known.

[@ghazbagdagrot5594]

g'lort on da golt trone. sev meh plx