This Is Why You Shouldn't DROP OUT Of High School

high school dropout mika melatika gets help from chat to learn about science among other subjects. things look bleak until she reaches an epiphany and discovers the hidden lore of earth's creation
original stream:
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featured talents:
@MikaMelatika
00:00 Intro
00:25 Astronomy
01:45 Anatomy
03:38 Biology
07:12 Economics
09:05 Periodic Table
11:01 Atom Structure
13:01 Mythology?
15:31 Ending
#Mika_Live #Mika_Melatika #nijisanji

[@idklol7687]

the way that i was both in pain from listening to her trying to study and learn but also so intrigued by the way her brains works and the stories and lore she was creating

[@tomwatts703]

I aspire to have the level of confidence of Mika telling several hundred people the thyroid is in the ass

[@RodrigoRodriguezowl]

"The WiFi symbol" Chernobyl is the biggest internet cafe ever lmao

[@Juuhazan_]

I love Mikaur but there's really no way to justify... this. She poured all her intelligence into clothing knowledge at the cost of basically everything else. Still love her though.

[@sylentlydark1882]

Mika needs to do a science stream with Shu😂

[@ShamaD274]

Shubert will just perish

[@n00btourist]

I love Mika's science stream. No this is not a call for help. Someone pls stop her

[@kazuhikoriku]

As someone whom likes science and study a lot of scientific subjects… this is both funny but also painful :c I wanna help you Mika

[@-Raylight]

*"That's for reloads"* I died there She's a professional ghost, she doesn't need education to live! Good PSA to stay at school, also why we all love Mika. She has "hot takes" like a certain Connor xD

[@thisisnotmyname274]

10:54 "ist that the WiFi symbol?" I am now imaging Mika going near a nuclear reactor for better wifi😂

[@muse851]

as a former chem student, the way she tried to memorize the periodic table is going to send me to an early grave

[@Thesnakerox]

As a former chem major, I'm willing to bet that memorizing the entire periodic table is actually not very useful to at least 95% of chemists LOL

[@volbla]

I started writing something about how science works (we can calculate the properties of black holes by developing predictive models) but eventually what last hope i was clinging to melted away. This is just too depressing. I can't.

[@wrestlerwannabe]

I think I've come up with a way to explain Chemistry to Mika in a language she understands. And for the sake of simplicity, I'll use small numbers. So in the new element/atom called Nijisanji (Ns), there's protons (streamers) and neutrons (KZbin). And it wants to be stable (popular/successful). It does this by attracting electrons (subscribers). Ns needs 4 electrons to become stable, but unfortunately has only enough pull to attract 3. So how does it become stable? By having another Ns atom nearby. (Collabs) When 2 Ns atoms come together, they swap and share 1 electron (someone subbed to both Mika and Hana for example), and now have 4 electrons each, and becomes a stable Ns2 molecule. That is basic idea of chemistry. Please feel free to correct me if I got anything wrong.

[@JackdotC]

I get into a vtuber clip, and it's for the quote "the male g-spot" I'm so proud to be part of this community

[@KaiserKai16]

This is what happens to all the people who during school said, "Why do we need to learn x? I'm never going to use x in my life!" Pay attention in school, kids.

[@awahawah1790]

I would say she’s close but the gaps are wider than the space between her eyes…

[@seanlocke2228]

I think the nail in her head may have something to do with her brain being the way it is.

[@peppu32]

I never thought id hear the lore of air from mika

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

I swear, Mika's diet must be at least 50% Elmer's glue.

[@dsuffers3032]

You forgot Her diet is 45% plastic

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

@@dsuffers3032 it seems as though reality is funnier than fiction.

[@Hamun002]

its been less than a minute and I am already in so much pain WE KNOW THAT THERE IS A GALAXY OUT THERE THAT TASTES LIKE RASPBERRY VODKA BECAUSE WE CAN ANALYZE THE LIGHT THAT REFLECTS OFF OF IT TO DETERMINE WHAT KIND OF MOLECULE IT IS AND SHES LIKE "HAHA FILM ME GOING INTO THE BLACK HOLE MAN FOR THE VINE"

[@soopFPS]

as a former CMMB student, I am so glad I missed this stream...

[@raullopestomaz6735]

I felt smart whatching this, good lord mika

[@hikari_1999]

Love the edits

[@teejt3737]

I don't think I've said "no" through the length of a video this many times before.

[@sarahmelatika]

Watching that stream was like a fever dream but nightmare version fr

[@chefpengu6597]

This clip alone bleeds my brain and how much for the people who watched the full stream. Rip Brain Cells

[@58764117]

What a roller coaster of facts.

[@tristansimmons5294]

This stream was painful for a stem major

[@kijuma7520]

My brain is meltiiing 😵‍💫

[@WaffleSSSSSPLUS]

she kinda right about black holes not existing, they kinda dont

[@ShieldStop]

I can't make fun of her just because of the things she got wrong, if you put those tests in front of me I'd do just as bad. Some of our brains are just min-maxxed and we didn't take science as a perk

[@BSGA22]

This was so much editing.

[@b3981]

My head hurts

[@454mike5]

Mika eggs merch when?

[@books96book0]

Don't let Mika find out about conventional current vs electron current

[@griin6]

,ika...

[@sonicXstarhedgehog]

I can also feel my temple pulsing... But because I'm getting dumber...

[@Thesnakerox]

0:40 FUN FACT! Einstein was the first to theorize black holes, but he also didn't believe they actually existed. Scientists after him then proved their existence.

[@AUM_-po9sc]

At least she's trying.

[@ShellC_blts]

The mythology part makes the lorax movie look like a good prequel with a weird sequel that shouldn't have existed

[@66Xeno]

Jesus Christ, Mika...

[@xardnaslp3171]

I agree, the universe being infinite does seem hard to grasp and kinda weird. But it'd be just as weird if it was finite.

[@tysonvienneau1830]

1:13 No no, she's got a point

[@noble_wine]

Mika and science. Do they mix well?

[@justgot2go4now]

This is making me mentally unstable 😂

[@xardnaslp3171]

Hearing mika talk about black holes was certainly interesting.... "how do you get the footage of someone going in and dying?" how would i know, no one ever did it. The closest black hole (that we know of) is still wayyyyyyyyy too far away from us for us to reach jt

[@jaelin9107]

At fifteen minutes am I going crazy or was that almost a description of the oxygen catastrophe?

[@Emulleator]

I said it before, the Indonesian school system failed Mika

[@Noodles.Doodles]

Why is she learning anatomy from a diagram with four kidneys, four testicles, and a uterus?

[@TechSY730]

0:42 Don't worry Mika, you are not the first with this doubt. Einstein had this reaction when Schwarzschild showed that the equations described black holes as a possibility. Ok, maybe not the "because how could you take pictures of them" part.

[@chiphamtu2004]

Oh lord I’m early

[@Yarky1]

I have so many questions after watching this but the most important is "why are we still here? Just to suffer?" No, seriously now. What the hell is she referring to with the big fish that no one likes? A megalodon or something?

[@ayss2611]

Using too much analogy is not a good idea because they will fail as soon as you get to know a little more.

[@GrAnDmAMiTtEnSS]

Omg this is too sad to watch

[@b.r.52]

Mika does not conform to the Asian stereotype. This is both funny and painful.

[@mang_0nim81]

That stereotype only applies to East Asian not Southeast Asian

[@b.r.52]

@@mang_0nim81 You know, I would've been insulted by this as a Filipino. But I also realize that the brilliant ones are the rare few as even the "educated" can be derp ass when it comes down to it. So, yeah. You're right on this one, my dude.

[@mang_0nim81]

@@b.r.52 brother, I said that because I'm Indonesian.

[@b.r.52]

@mang_0nim81 Ah, a neighbor. I guess you speak from experience as well. A tidbit about myself, I'm an instructor in college and some children baffle me with how they even finished highschool

[@loops2203]

Guh?

[@babymandavi1881]

Who let her COOK 😭😭

[@xmixaplix]

Whose going to explain to her how we know plate tectonic exist 😂

[@404Dannyboy]

Well, we would have to start by explaining how magnetism works and part of that went poorly here so...

[@gamingwarrior2522]

Guys come on don't be mean to her it's ok to not know basic science if you are English minor 😂