This kid texted his mom THIS...

[@silentchatterbox52]

10:33 i love how coney silently reacts to rod popping the "graæde" my favorite cringe confessional running joke

[@Naito9874]

same, whether he pops the graede or not, we react

[@mjdevlog]

10:51 his "I love you" jumpscared me😭 and when Coney tried another bot is even funnier 11:27

[@erhanjpg1467]

graæde

[@MySnugglePuppy]

Rod’s “I love you” is the most human I’ve ever heard a TTS bot sound.

[@michaelwashboard2323]

Never in my times, did I ever hear one of Acapela's TTS ever use a unique tonality for a exclamation point. For real though, I searched, and found out these are preset lines they have for certain sentences. They're called "Vocal Smileys", and Acapela have a PDF of each voice's preset lines.

[@theturtleking2454]

The improv teddy story is the most harrowing one I’ve ever seen I don’t think I could show my face anywhere ever again

[@octagonalfridays]

I texted my mom that I watched CONEY. Probably the most embarrassing moment of MY life.

[@djricecooker]

You should have taken that embarrassing moment to the grave

[@pakman5542]

I don' think I've ever seen a cultist simulator pfp

[@lizzly25]

Hope to see this next episode then. 😅

[@zetho.270]

horrifying

[@anthonygillette]

We weren’t going for an any% anhero run but here we are

[@Crazy56U]

Two things: A) The kid accidentally leaking Frozen II is, I'm pretty sure, the first time a "My dad works at Entertainment Industry" story was actually real. B) The kid making a religion out of the Sonic bible clearly isn't internet savvy, because Brian David Gilbert already did that. ("Every Sonic game is blasphemous | Unraveled")

[@fireeye6762]

I would think that this story took place before that Unraveled video released

[@Crazy56U]

@@fireeye6762I admire your optimism, but be realistic

[@grunkleg.2934]

Girls Night on Cringe Confessional was something else. Shit was intense

[@RichardULong]

Girls are SCARY, right fellas?

[@idavid8391]

15:30 Behold, this is unironically one of the funniest cringe confessional stories and moments to ever grace the Coney stream.

[@matthewbartlett3442]

That improv rizz is the epitome of a “girl diff”

[@FlamingZelda3]

right if a guy said the same thing they'd call him gay smh

[@drojas2005]

that pickle story is rod's magnum opus as a performer

[@someonestolemytoast2139]

omori pfp spotted

[@yummynubs3646]

16:15 "Coney I'm watching your stream, why you trying not to laugh bruh? That's disrespectful as shit bruh! STOP FUCKING LAUGHING BRUH!!!"

[@MapleLunii]

13:43 Is the first time I've been truly flabberghasted by something on this series lmao

[@katlicks]

15:15 Holy fuck it's my story, I thought it had been passed over because the content was kind of a bit too "Touchy". And no it wasn't that kind of inappropriate, it was just grabbing my shirt and slapping me on the back and stuff, just unwanted harassment. Edit: It's the Museum of Tolerance in LA, you can google "Museum of tolerance chamber entrance" and it's the first result on images, the second result is the interior with videos playing.

[@sizzle5775]

Bet Marcus learnt his lesson

[@Salone_FD]

And nobody was harmed in the end, except for that kid of course-

[@katlicks]

If anyone wants to see Coney absolutely losing it over this story, it's 2:08:11 in the VOD. And If IrisFoxGirl is reading, don't worry, I'm fine, you're allowed to laugh at the story, it wasn't as bad as it was interpreted.

[@Storm-tv9qq]

Genuinely one of the funniest stories ever submitted thank you for sharing

[@GeeFZN]

Thank you so much for submitting it. First time ive cried laughing in years

[@robplaysstuff6029]

23:10 coney this is the beautiful thing about zoom classes. the kid closed their computer. some non insignificant number of kids probably saw frozen 2, said mom come look at the computer, and that family knows now.

[@ThatRedHusky]

Testicles can and will swell to the size of oranges. And much larger. Take it from me, a prior EMT and ER Tech.

[@juanmeowowzerz5320]

....but then you will have big balls 😀!!! WOOHOO

[@susiek4593]

Hydrocele moment

[@Dgoold2]

I’m in PA school, was about to comment this same thing, I’ve seen it get pretty close to an orange size

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Dgoold2 Penis Appraisal?

[@crockitz]

i am the person who submitted this story i was NOT exaggerating

[@Self-Referential]

24:28 my mind immediately went to the bridge

[@DeadizzDead]

20:55 holy shit I was not expecting Natewantstobattle to appear in a Coney stream LMAO. What a time to be alive

[@quintonlloyd1957]

It’s my birthday today. This is the best birthday gift ever, I fucking love cringe confessional.

[@tachyontwo]

Happy week late birthday

[@aMxx-]

17:58 SCOTT STERLING!!

[@ChocoAlmond]

This was an INSANE Girl’s Night on the CONEY Stream

[@dontellaniwone]

i love cringe confessionals! it makes me happy when i see the upload! thank you, coney! thank you!

[@PotatoeMonkey]

First stage of grief, denial😂 that’s what you are describing in the first story when you do somthing bad

[@Rabbidking]

23:27 This just feels like that Unraveled episode where BDG talks about the Sonic bible. "Either Sonic is a god, or could kill God, AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!"

[@jingusflorpus4274]

18:38 Shoutouts to the editor for using Hit’s theme from FighterZ for the Dragon Ball story

[@Xanek]

13:42 The Teddy Condom story and the kid getting gassed sure were stories, good lord. 20:53 Coney's reaction to Dragon Ball Z Kai opening theme

[@Caw50]

The video has been out for 5 min 😭

[@thatoneguy9582]

absolute nightmare comment to open this video to

[@omarg2079]

damn i thought you meant gassed as in got winded after running a long distance or something. not like, ya know, gassed.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

DBZ Kai is an interesting thing to be obsessed with, good for you

[@LoktarOgar69420]

Lmao “2005 ass chatter” is crazy 21:44 and every one spamming OLD🤣😭 I love twitch chat

[@3DOM_]

I love the ladies getting representation on cringe confessional. Just swaps the whole vibe and makes it feel way more unique and cool.

[@ChristopherMoom]

8:15 chat is there anyone who'd like to step up to the Composition Confessional and tell me what background song plays here, it unfortunately wasn't credited at all here Edit: I'm also VERY INTERESTED in the songs at 21:38 & 24:10, someone help me out here

[@YourLocalNobody420]

Do you have like 15 people using this account or something like how do you do this

[@inaccurateprophecy8971]

@@YourLocalNobody420 This one is ChristopherMoom with a Moom, wrong fella

[@ChristopherMoom]

I saw that I got two replies and was hoping that meant my question had been answered 😭 (no shade to either of you)

[@FriendAlias]

8:15 = Grocery Store - Tough Love Arena 21:38 = Usual View, Usual You - Nights of Azure 24:10 = St. Francis Hospital - Trauma Center Second Opinion

[@sawyerr1335]

Unfortunately I got nothing. I’ve played many a game in my lifetime, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard these songs before. (The second one sounds a bit like Sonic Unleashed though)

[@notapro6430]

The Teddy one can’t be real there’s absolute zero shot

[@byrontheusurper6505]

13:41 i had Drama class with my crush and I'm a bit awkward with improv stuff, I would have ended it all holy shit Edit: How the fuck did you get a date off that? You are freaking LUCKY or ungodly ammounts of cute oh my GOD!

[@mrgreenboy644]

honestly, I think that God just decided "you know what, that was so bad I'll give you a do-over" and told him in a dream to text her back during a midday nap

[@Snipereye64]

The whole Rod grade and I love you section are why I still wake up in the morning

[@lessersharks]

rod should do EVERY story

[@MichaelCortez-zj3yq]

12:37 is it just me or does it sound like the tts was singing that first part?

[@marshallhaveman5769]

omg you are so right, It's lines up perfectly with the music

[@morgansatterlee354]

i was gonna say, the narrator had a nice bar right there. stayed on beat and everything!

[@360KnowSoap]

Rod is the absolute goat of Cringe Confessional

[@kaloncpu57]

Coney feels the universe splitting when a decision is made and a new timeline pops up

[@thatbrobrax]

that one made me shrivel up, u know the one

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

Yes Coney, I too wish I can reverse time when something bad happens involving me

[@pkkevin11]

I got jumpscared by Supertf's outro LOL 5:13

[@FranklinODonnel]

Coney popped a lot of HUUUUHHHHH's in this one. enjoyable flick

[@sparki9085]

24:00 "the only good part is we banned all furry NSFW" b biggest curveball of the night right there! That's the best part!

[@MelDSnow]

13:47 if I don't unpause- it never happened right?

[@MelDSnow]

HAPPY ENDING?!?!?!?

[@definitelydoctorproctor]

Actually what I did

[@miqwerty]

oh my god exactly what I did. jfc

[@Ohokk0]

fr why i'm here right now

[@GavinFromWeb]

i skipped a full 10 sec

[@SonicTheCutehog]

This is the scariest thing to have happen before Halloween

[@tVichi]

Bro I just started rewatching cringe confessional like 2 days ago holy shit again?

[@Anno023]

Not joking when i say i got an ad for Sonic X Shadow Generations in the middle of that Sonic story.

[@superflameking03]

I barely know that theater and musical theater are different. Barely.

[@jaifain4813]

8:40 hope the chatter here didn't grew up to arrange underground fights on some basement

[@TramiNguyen-oi3kp]

Awesome Coney video!

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

"Help am horny and don't know what to do! Will I die?!"

[@ToastyPouchez96]

Yes

[@smashkid9196]

8:13 Did Louise Belcher from Bob’s Burgers submit this story 💀

[@Glory2Snowstar]

Cool, a heap of cringe for my birthday! I’ve waited for this moment!

[@Aidswayz]

3:09 That chatter is going through the same thing Butters did with his grandma in a South Park episode. Grandpa or that kid were truly inspired by that episode

[@marioman151]

28:00 average mom moment🤦

[@liquidmiilk7764]

No better way to spend a 30 min car ride than listening to the best cringe on the internet 🔥

[@Mr-7001]

I've been binging this show for the past week and I'm so happy its still getting new episodes.

[@masterbonk4003]

16:16 "my moms kinda homeless"

[@Amokraw]

I'm so glad the museum story didn't stay twitch exclusive, that confession had me in tears of laughter.

[@AaronG.]

IT'S CONEY TIME

[@erink4259]

Getting a sonic ad right after the sonic religion story is willllld

[@bLuGhOsT_]

Big fan of ladies night on cringe confessional

[@miserabun]

I CLICKED INSTANTLY YAY CRINGE CONFESSIONAL

[@nathanouellet1253]

Cringe confessional is the best shiet ever

[@boateye]

oh HELL yes! i thought this format was dead!

[@maxpogfrog]

12:38 why did the bot read it on beat witht the music 😭

[@_fudgepop01]

That is the least censored thumbnail I’ve ever seen in my life

[@sonicphoenix7]

YES YES PERFECT TIME

[@thatoneguy9582]

16:15 “THATS IT YOUNG MAN” LMAOOO

[@Jeggs9]

thank u for the cringe crumbs conester

[@DoMorrMusic]

10:32 CONEY POG

[@salvatore_slate]

1:50 i also do that coney

[@jjslide1]

coney but what dates where this confessionals submitted?! I want them to be timely

[@t-man4534]

Got interrupted right here 24:01 by a Sonic the Hedgehog ad..

[@bottleneck-5548]

1:20 just quick save every day that’s what I do

[@tristandell]

listen the dragon ball kai opening goes hard i don't care what you say

[@giraffegiraffe810]

LETS GO ITS TIME TO RELISH IN PEOPLE’S WORST EXPERIENCES

[@chrispabon5491]

When I lost my virginity I told both my parents it was hilarious my dad was excited mom was disappointed but happy I was safe and honest 😂

[@123Jsimskie]

I had a cousin kick my ass with soccer boppers those things did NOT absorb a punch

[@somerando6215]

Why is there always a holocaust museum involved lmao 😂😂😂

[@Gamma7194]

good movie

[@five_6_seven_8]

Gee I'm so excited to start a new show! Hope Coney is supportive in the first five seconds of this video 😊

[@crunchio]

coney got new headphones? are those the maxwells?

[@purple_roy2190]

PEAK SHOW

[@SeikOsito]

14:45 life on ez mode

[@peng5997]

surprise supertf ost

[@Joseph-do8ty]

One of my coworkers name is ryan Jones 😂

[@albinofroggy]

Thank god the Teddy story had a good ending. I don't think I could've continued my day if that story just ended without a good ending.

[@TheLobsterCopter5000]

19:56 At first I thought she meant the Japanese opening, and was just picturing her yelling the lyrics like "SUBURASHI CHINCHIN MONO KINTAMA NO KAMI ARUUUUUU!!!"

[@omegaegga]

this might be the best one yet LMFAOOOOO

[@matthewritt8836]

Keep antagonizing people. I made it to the end of the video and I liked it so I liked the video but without the reminder at the end I wasn’t pressing the button

[@Electroudon06]

(Personal bookmark): Music starting at 10:32

[@Drydoctor-qo5wt]

How do I submit these

[@Samilicous15]

Hey there cone dawg

[@twin_rivers921]

10:13 I just hit unc status for remembering these

[@4546Bean]

I don’t know how his mom misinterpreted that, it clearly means his body is covered in horns

[@jammo7370]

That child is margit the fell omen

[@LtCdrXander]

Brave of the kid to come out as being an Omen. To the sewers with ye!

[@BudewFan_]

@@jammo7370or mohg lord of blood

[@afmetz]

I have to say this, the new outro makes me wanna cry everytime, it is just so cute i cant

[@CSharpM7_]

20:56 No feeling quite like participating in the group juh

[@jBM7420]

WE'RE SO BACK

[@CoalFirE_]

Grrrr… that dastardly CONEY! Insulting me in 10 seconds when I went out of the way to watch HIS video!? The gall! We should all subscribe to him to confuse him! MWAHAHAHAHA’

[@kaikrassin8096]

15:15 anyone know the music playing here?

[@garethwatson9661]

It's the Investigation theme for the Professor Layton mobile game, Layton Brothers: Mystery Room!!! I've got no idea if Coney knows about it but hearing it might've been the hypest time I've recognised a song from a video!!

[@kaikrassin8096]

@@garethwatson9661 Thank you.

[@kaikrassin8096]

@@garethwatson9661 Thank you

[@Kiba114]

half of these are kapp

[@therealfanmaster]

9:34: If someone told me that this was the plot to an episode in a created by Dan Schneider sitcom, I'd honestly believe them 100%. This sounds exactly like how his shows were written.

[@SerialBull]

To be fair that’s where the inspiration came from

[@Delta21OnYT]

It sounds like that episode of Sam and Cat where they were essentially dealers with a banned soda instead of actual drugs

[@IkeFanBoy64]

There's quite a bit of Schneider plots that would not be out of place in a South Park episode. Honestly, that sounds like a fun game to play. Name a plot and see if it's from South Park or a Schneider sitcom