This Lady Just Stopped Russia

This is the greatest slam poem of All Time
I stream every day / moistcr1tikal

[@mojibake.]

Imagine how many lives she could've saved if she was Hitler's mom

[@jappojappy]

Or pol pot, or Mao, or stalin

[@Marlin123]

For real she would have caused a bigger war and fuel Adolf's ambition

[@mrclickbaitali7029]

if only the jews saved her

[@Trentcast]

Weird extension to a shitty joke lol

[@Tommy_65]

well more people couldve been save if he wasnt rejected in artschool

[@SoniasWay]

She’s the human embodiment of “stop, look at me, this isn’t you”

[@deprolled1989]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZ_OaYZmbLScrMU Young boy ..

[@katuskiyugo8131]

"This isn't the putin we all know and loveeee" (lies)

[@iatebambi]

Lmfaoo

[@symbolsarenotreality4595]

LMFAO the only narcissists are the USA and the UK accusing Russia of invading Ukraine when the USA couped ukraine and replaced its leader in 2014 and since then the USA has been using Ukraine to build up reactionary forces. Meanwhile the USA and UK and their cronies all cry out impotently sanction!! sanction!! sanction!! Since world war 2 The USA and its allies have invaded nation after nation with lie after lie all for profit, power and resource control. Of course they did it before then too but Britain was the dominant imperialist power before the USA. Now the USA empire is collapsing and its where Britain was at the end of world war 2.

[@suicidalloafofbread2009]

@@symbolsarenotreality4595 eh, the US is less an empire, and more a vr chat lobby

[@leoneabbacchio5463]

she's the toxic outcome of "Live, laugh and love"

[@ViciousPixie]

All I am seeing is those "Love and Light" Witches now 🤣

[@NotoriousFoxxx]

Live, Laugh, Limp Bizkit

[@normanmai7865]

We live, we laugh, we liken the horrifying act of war to a simple problem to be fixed by imagining ourselves as Putin's mother.

[@sonikakamble9]

I'd die of cringe if I was Putin. I think that was her plan all along, she's a genius in disguise.

[@rinjinnoko]

Hahaha agreed

[@walruslord4519]

Her strat is to make putin die of cringe

[@batyalivni3577]

Psychological warfare

[@nicnac921]

Putin has been reeling after seeing all the cringy activists making these tik toks dunking on him 😭😭😭😭😭

[@falstarin3342]

Lmao this lady completely disregarded any and all politics and went “Yes. Putin is attacking because of his mommy issues.”

[@LeroyW70]

@fine Yes I do.

[@dmytrogalan1005]

Well... In his 5000 words essay he did mention his mother, and how she sang him Ukrainian songs... And now he wants to hear them up close among the screams of the innocent...

[@Katt1n]

Politics? What Putin is doing makes no political sense, it is literarily just acute tiny dick syndrome.

[@Mi_Fa_Volare]

It's like the fatherless behavior comment.

[@Mi_Fa_Volare]

Her poem is laughable considering that Hitler had a loving and caring mother.

[@lizard7553]

"My mother didn't love me, so i must invade the ukraine." - putin apparently

[@minmin-Spica]

i died. xd

[@Hesmos_]

There is a chance of making her a stepmom

[@super_pro1000alt]

Gg for 200 likes

[@Balooey]

I wish putin could see this shit .. fucking would be a hilarious thing to see from his perspective lol

[@Prushinthespirit]

That's how shonen antagonists work

[@KnowThyself619]

I can imagine her taking a deep breath before pressing the upload button, feeling all purposeful and shit 😂

[@CBlade0]

I've heard some "slam" poetry and it can be incredibly good. This lady puts that all to shame. Maybe it was written by her small child who she wraps in arms of joyous light.

[@Shawnielee1990]

Plot twist. This lady isn't even a mother at all...

[@AtomicWizard527]

lowkey your comment rhymed

[@cunningfox831]

@@AtomicWizard527 bish where

[@nuibui6667]

She isn’t even roasting Putin, she is roasting his mom

[@damir_van_kalaz]

@Tomorrow We Live Dude, you do realize that the vast majority of the people suffering from this had nothing to do with any of that, right? No country's citizens are ever in control of what dumb nonsense their country chooses to do. I'm American. You think that means I'm responsible for all the stuff we pulled in the middle east? All the chaos my country has caused in this world? I'm not. I don't support it at all, but it doesn't matter that I don't support those things, because the country's government will do what they want to do regardless. If someone came up to me and told me I deserved to die because of what my country's government has done, I'd call them mentally unhinged. So, with that said, you, sir, or ma'am, are mentally unhinged. Seek help before you hurt someone.

[@CJ-xo5vn]

@@damir_van_kalaz what did he comment?

[@dreaming4ffr]

but in the same sense, roasting herself, cause its dumb as fck

[@vargenfenrisson1164]

worst thing is she could probably have been the best mom in the world, we cant possibly know how she was

[@moosemusicofficial]

@@CJ-xo5vn Something retarded, surely.

[@andresrul9814]

The worst part is that this isn't slamed against Putin, it's against his mom.

[@stevenlawson5233]

That's a very good point haha I don't have the facts but sure as hell she doesn't He could have an amazing mum I could probably find out on Google but I will put as much research as she has None Hope you all good and your aids doesn't take you to fast

[@MiguelDS5547]

Yeah and she could have been a really good mom and a nice person overall. You could be the best person ever, that doesn't mean your children won't turn out evil.

[@BigRedApe]

But that's the problem That's not even his mother

[@EtopiaCA]

@Dragongamer 7 Bro stop engaging with the bots you're just perpetuating the problem.

[@nerelithsaral9667]

@MersedesCute wat

[@syan2240]

"Look at me Look at me Make me the center of attention I'm the main charecter"

[@jealousmuch888]

Seriously

[@silvershark6403]

Bro grew up in the Soviet Union and was a hardened KGB agent. I don't think a change in maternal figure would change how he came out.

[@itsnessarissa5457]

This woman is the living embodiment of the infamous "I can fix him."

[@satanismymother2715]

●procedes to get the shit beat out of her●

[@yourmothersfavourite]

Ong some girls think they're Bob the Builder when they're the ones that need to be fixed.

[@halochamppp]

But she didn't "stop him" 😂😂🤷🏻‍♂️

[@angrysilence1234....]

It goes back, way back, to many women who think that they can "fix" a man. (Be it a friend, bf, husband, whatever). It's really UP TO THEM, THE PERSON IN QUESTION, THEMSELVES!! But, the women I mentioned, they fail to see or acknowledge, what their own "break" or problem is, as do the men not see/acknowledge their own. EVERYBODY does this, not just women. MEN, TOO!! If it was just women, the world's problems would be a LOT easier to fix!! Men do it too, but in different ways than women. EVERYBODY should work on fixing their OWN SHIT, before worrying about fixing the shit of others!! I mean, you wouldn't work on a broken item with a broken tool, would you? No, because why? It makes the job a LOT HARDER!! Duh?! The only way that should be done is if "broken tools" are ALL that's left in the world, to use. But, for now, they aren't. Thank goodness! It don't mean you need to be a "professional", but just not VERY broken, yourself. The broken people, still have good insight and their words and thinking, can still be valid and truthful, and would still be heeded by anyone smart. I'm not saying to just ignore them, but don't allow them to be "responsible", to be your "leader", to be the main one in charge of "fixing" you! FOR FUCK'S SAKE!! That's just,...NUTS!! (As, it would unfortunately appear, is the woman's logic, from the video being discussed!🤪).

[@angrysilence1234....]

When I post ANYTHING, with more than a paragraph in it, My phone, which has "autocorrect" OFF, btw, CHANGES WTF I TYPED to say something completely different. It's true. Believe me or it or not, I don't care anymore. I will try to re-read wtf came out to you to make sure that it's what I actually wanted to say. Sorry, if you got a message that wasn't actually mine. If I can, I will fix it to say wtf I want to say. If I can't, then, I can't. I have had a mild stroke too. So, there's that. But, I always re-read what I write, before AND AFTER, I send it out. Sorry, if it came across to you weird or not understandable. If I can, I'll try to fix it. Sorry, if it was unintelligible. Of course, it didn't DO WTF I said it does with this paragraphed rant. But, not too many different views in this one either. So, wtfe. 🙄😐 FYI, I re-read it. It seems, maybe overly truthful in some aspects, maybe a little "dread ahead" too, but is basically wtf I wanted to say. Again, I apologize if the words or thoughts offend you or if you didn't understand them, in that case, I probably shoulda just made it an "indepenent" post here, rather than a "reactionary" comment to your wise words. But it IS (thank goodness!) wtf I believe, think, and wanted to say on the subject at hand. Words, if spoken truthfully, do sometimes, offend those receiving those words. I see truth, usually told with kindness, but told nonetheless, as a great compliment to the person one is speaking to. "A truth, told with bad intent, beats all the lies one can invent.", said Mark Twain. And he is right. It is best to tell your truth, but don't let your anger or your fear take over your mouth too. For then, it is just...truth told with malice and hatred, to hurt all you tell it to. Thus, if my truth offends you, or anybody else, I apologize. I may have gotten "snarky" in saying it, but it isn't my intent to hurt anyone, not even myself, with my truth. I just see it as the best way to say how I honestly feel, the truth, according to...well, me. For whatever that's worth, to anyone. If everyone told the truth, in a firm, but kind way, I think the world would be much better off. Peace, and thanks, to you, and to all those forced to read this BOOK! 🙄🤪

[@coyote4326]

"If your dad came in me this wouldn't have been an issue" - the poem.

[@darksideishere]

lmaooo

[@fluffiedoom]

🤮

[@Anonymous-wy5dc]

"If I would had shlobby on yo papis knobby you would be big chillen instead"

[@xodox2505]

@@Anonymous-wy5dc 🤣🤣🤣

[@Jeff_Pesos13]

LMAO 😂

[@yihadistxdl951]

people: "Putin has to be the most narcissistic person in the world" this woman: "Hold my beer."

[@seliamila1005]

I hate the word narcissistic it's just becoming a buzzwords good lord

[@yihadistxdl951]

@@seliamila1005 maybe its overused but tell me how is this woman not narcissistic tho? quite literally acting like the definition of a narcist

[@lautheimpaler4686]

@@yihadistxdl951 How is Putin narcissistic ?

[@garbz1414]

6:10 this is one of the few times i've seen charlie not speak in a monotone voice. scared the living daylights out of me

[@erikkson7727]

What a shame for her, no worse fate than existing during this time period. It reminds me of the quote: "Born too early to explore the galaxy, born too late to be Putin's mother"

[@cousinchris5661]

He never said that

[@kongsunlyheng4186]

This video will trick anyone who is under 50. kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@hashaskinner]

One of the most profound quotes of our time

[@Starman062]

This comment section is either negativity (against a joke) or bots

[@wesleylowe4256]

@@raghdaalqaisi2789 i don’t know op but I guarantee you this was a joke. Also I’d rather be nihilistic and derive my own meaning from life

[@anatoliasmercenary.]

Ladies and gentlemen, we just witnessed a woman almost cry over the fact that she wasn’t Putin’s mommy

[@eshwar6969]

no mommy millkies 😔

[@raitonodefeat6503]

I would too

[@LegendYT1]

@App Quit no bazonka bongaloos?

[@apurruci3251]

cool

[@Illiterate243]

Oh no she can still be his mommy but she can never be his mother 😏

[@gabrielgurbowicz5181]

"This is more useless than a petition" - that must have hurt...

[@FakenameStevens]

6:10 being the most replayed part makes me proud in his fans

[@absolutesoapp]

he was born in a city where people were dying from starvation. His mom once fainted from hunger and they thought she was dead. the tone deafness is astounding

[@shinigummyl1586]

True in hitler case his mother death according to the doctor he had never seen someone griefed so much man because his father was abusive

[@quitted7276]

@МилНова "my father used to punish me severely" His older brother ended up running away because of it.

[@xrefed]

@@quitted7276 pretty sure thousands of people ended up paying for it

[@quitted7276]

@@xrefed yeah, one wonder how he could've ended up if he had a loving family. Though maybe he still would've ended up the same way. It's also curious on how many 'failed' Hitlers there are: aka people who may have ended up as a dictator but had a loving family. May be more than we think.

[@advancedg3ming75]

@Aleksandar Milović *1939 - 1945

[@moonberries_]

Yes, insulting Putin's actual mother by claiming she didn't love him is sure going to make him stop the war

[@krispyfriedchildrenisfinge7625]

That gonna make him ssooooo mad

[@CoOlKyUbI96]

Don't you all get it?? It's all reverse psychology. Everyone is playing regular checkers meanwhile she's playing 5D chess

[@Fourter]

@Ukraine 🇺🇦 Yeah, it was really heartwarming... Check this, it's gonna give you goosebumps just as your vid: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jpCbf5trjcuFrZI

[@abaddonthearmless319]

Im sure he wasnt loved as a child

[@janusgreenway5137]

Yeah, because of obviously insulting someone's parents makes them think they're wrong.

[@fridgerated220]

This woman got ratioed 400 times in the span of under half a minute. What an achievement.

[@subz6739]

A 25 year old woman talking to a 70 year old about if she was his mom… Makes total sense🤣

[@nikk-hk4pv]

Girl looked at the news for 3 seconds and said to herself. "I can fix him."

[@mintxeye5149]

Reminds me of that Audio, that's been all over TikTok a few months ago "Jason!🥺 Jason, look!🥺 This is not you, okay? 🥺🥺🥺"

[@3u-n3ma_r1-c0]

savior mentality

[@overdosingontomatoes8619]

@@mintxeye5149 I wont lie, the emojis made me think that you were one of the bot replies for a second there

[@frailimbnursery]

this is my first time encountering a different case of "i can fix him". usually, people who love serial killers would imagine themselves as their lovers or something. this whole situation is so fucking weird

[@enderreaper1482]

She managed to stop the war by uniting everyone against her

[@drayled_0511]

she hiding in her basement and insulting Putin's parents lmao

[@dr.chickenfingers5696]

russia: ayo shut the fuck up ukraine: ayo shut the fuck up america: ayo shut the fuck up

[@nerdofculture4385]

the common enemy.

[@foxtrotuniformcharliekilo1305]

Lmao!!

[@socriabbas454]

That doesnt exactly stop the war, we're supposed to stop russia from taking over ukraine not hate on her

[@quinton1630]

I don’t like the term “virtue signalling” but she made a slam poem to virtue signal how incredible she would have been as a mother to a dictator. What… the hell.

[@barrytooth4306]

The nation of Yappsvile wants their queen back

[@banan4084]

I can imagine Vladimir Putin just sobbing and silently wishing to himself that this lady could be his mother. Just withdraws all troops from Ukraine and apologizes for being a bad boy.

[@dxrkicey62]

@SillySanta no

[@MeganCookiie]

@Çhrîstófêr Pèzêt ×71 no

[@MeganCookiie]

@SillySanta no

[@auzziecrunt8538]

I read that in charlies voice

[@David-ve5iq]

A bad 70 year old boy.

[@hbirg7893]

This woman has some serious savior complex

[@angiez1342]

Exactly!!

[@tfuwan1248]

Prolly has a BLM tattoo and says "It's for their own good"

[@Muckylittleme]

Emotional vampires. AKA conceited narcissistic arse-wipes who are intellectually vapid and morally bankrupt yet spew their pseudo virtue across the net regardless and expect we mere mortals to worship at their feet.

[@AlexGarcia-ke3qq]

imagine being this narcissistic

[@karlrudd8914]

@Gabi Hey now...... Yeah

[@cjphipps2651]

You know that photo of sad Napoleon? That's Putin after seeing that video

[@I_am_a_cat_]

If Putin saw this, he would probably laugh his ass off. His entire inner circle would be laughing. Chick 100% has main character syndrome

[@user-xt7vj2im7g]

She's pretending putin is some sort of anime villan with a sad backstory lol

[@universalspaceexpeditioner8259]

He becomes good in the next saga and the heroes are cool with him after wards, kind of like Vegeta did.

[@brolythadawg2505]

@@universalspaceexpeditioner8259 😂

[@theduckking5720]

He did go though terrible shit when he was a child actually. This is no excuse for what he is and has done.

[@snyakor]

all of western media does lol

[@eepy.akitoes]

fr bruh

[@joeyw7669]

“Who do you think you are, I AM” in person.

[@TheRapist1708]

She started writing vladimir Putin fanfiction villain backstory💀🙏

[@bromeliac6851]

Guys, I have to apologise for not being Hitlers father

[@caydenjacobs3314]

i forgive you

[@mitsuo_5593]

You son of a bitch how could you

[@canceled6041]

DAMN YOU!

[@thatonedemonchild624]

Damn it

[@decentsingersclub]

i apologise because i am Hitlers father

[@john_hunter_]

It's funny how she thinks Putin is doing this because he wasn't loved as a child & is completely unaware of the political issues.

[@symbolsarenotreality4595]

LMFAO the only narcissists are the USA and the UK accusing Russia of invading Ukraine when the USA couped ukraine and replaced its leader in 2014 and since then the USA has been using Ukraine to build up reactionary forces. Meanwhile the USA and UK and their cronies all cry out impotently sanction!! sanction!! sanction!! Since world war 2 The USA and its allies have invaded nation after nation with lie after lie all for profit, power and resource control. Of course they did it before then too but Britain was the dominant imperialist power before the USA. Now the USA empire is collapsing and its where Britain was at the end of world war 2.

[@alangabrielsanudourias5155]

@@symbolsarenotreality4595 dude, both parties are making shit up for their own interests... as always. There are no villians nor heroes, only victims: civlilians. Same shit as always, the West vs. the East

[@Denys_Fresh_Flesh]

nop, she thinks Putin is doing this because “she wasn’t his momma” this is all about her.

[@0xVENx0]

the only comment that makes sense in this video lol

[@Uqwefsdjxsa]

Well Putin did have a shitty childhood, he lost both his brothers, he became a single child, his father was a WW2 veteran, he lived in a shitty hut, had conflicts and school and so on, his grandfather even had to serve meals for Lenin and Stalin. Doesn’t excuse Putin actions but still,

[@lol-ji7rb]

Putin's mother like "wtf?"

[@amazinhaydz2032]

This is one of the most halarious videos by Critical I’ve ever seen

[@tiagoluz2019]

I have a girl in my class that was crying this morning because she was worried about her family (she is Ukrainian) and watching this makes me feel absolutely disgusted and insulted cause it seems like it was so fucking narcissistic. Jesus.

[@No-wh4hs]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqeli4COrtecZqM RUSSIAN MESSAGE!!!!

[@profadetv535]

What are all these not replies?

[@eduardochavacano]

its no different from those comments saying We are praying for Ukraine.

[@Daniel-pu6yk]

@@eduardochavacano well it’s a bit different because they’re not narcissistic like her

[@andriusandrius1013]

420 likes, gesus

[@Palaecro]

You can tell this woman grew up in a very small bubble and has deluded herself into believing she understands things she knows nothing about.

[@PerceivedREALITY999]

We need to understand our psychological makeup in order to achieve this transformation. In other words, change the way we perceive reality. We must view each other as friends rather than adversaries. The human condition is an interesting subject when observed from an alien perspective. The psychological state can become so severely damaged, that it begins to manifest delusional thoughts. We perceive reality by making educated guesses, based on our observations, knowledge, environment and genetic makeup. Reality is by definition real, but our perception of reality is made up of many false beliefs. If we can eliminate our emotional bias, we will be able to make better decisions. It is important to be objective. Question more, in order to find the truth. Conversation is the key to humanity, we must keep communicating in order to establish lasting peace. “For millions of years, mankind was primitive. Then something happened which unleashed the power of our imagination. We learned to talk and we learned to listen. Speech has allowed the communication of ideas, enabling human beings to work together to build the impossible. Mankind’s greatest achievements have come about by talking, and its greatest failures by not talking. It doesn’t have to be like this. Our greatest hopes could become reality in the future. With the technology at our disposal, the possibilities are unbounded. All we need to do is make sure we keep talking. ― Stephen Hawking There is still hope, we just need to communicate ✌️

[@ACertifiedHoodRigger]

PerceivedReality Ur a weirdo

[@Ejowolfhqlqhv]

@@ACertifiedHoodRigger love no.

[@vargvikernesssknife7443]

Good looking people problems

[@robinknudson3]

I mean to give her credit, the poem had great flow. it was pleasing to listen to. Though poetry is more about conveying real life emotions and when you can't quite understand... well, deep emotions.... maybe you should write about something else lol

[@009i66]

ive written rant poetry, which i feel is similar to slam poetry but nonetheless different. when im having a really bad day (chronic illnesses + disabled) i turn my pain into words. sometimes i read it out loud and it feels cool. at the end of it i feel a lot better & thats what matters, because thats what it was supposed to do. its been a while since ive actually written rant poetry (i still write poems, but i havent written rant poetry in some time) because my lupus has been in remission for years. i first started writing it back in highschool when i had just been diagnosed, and i was suddenly in an overwhelming amount of pain unlike anything id ever experienced, not to mention side effects from new medication that left me feeling like shit. but rant poetry does its thing for me - it makes me feel better! so i write it. totally respect that stuff like rant poetry and slam poetry and poems in general arent everyones thing though! cant force a pear to be friends with an orange that poem was absolutely wild though, like 2.326/10 maybe not projecting enough confidence or strength; the linguistic provocation is weak at best. absolutely disappointing smh (also wtf @ that premise can we talk about that 4 a min? 'wow if i was putins mom i bet shit would be better' i get that creative writing and poetry and shit is about exploring all possibilities and your imagination is the limit and no idea is wrong and you can write whatever you want but listen there is a literal war going on right now and this piece comes off as patronizing or tone-deaf at best. i do not want to elaborate on worse interpretations; that is not my dog to wash. sometimes, it is best to keep a thought to yourself - if you absolutely cannot, DO NOT post it and keep it between you and your journal/notebook/notes app/etc. there are times, such as now, where an idea really needs to Not be shared and you need to just keep it to yourself. your ideas and thoughts do not matter more than real people. also, if youre trying to be mindful and, say, ask a member of x population if posting y is insensitive - for fucks sake listen to them if they say 'yes thats insensitive dont post it'; 'im not uncomfortable with it but i know others would be so i wouldnt post it'; etc etc any variation where the conclusion is dont post it. your feelings and clout are not of higher value than actual human beings who are affected by what you create. one of the most important aspects of being a creator, in my opinion, is understanding that your ideas have an impact on others - even if theyre misinterpreted, or misrepresented, or misunderstood, your ideas are reaching real people who take away something from what they see/hear/etc. so, poem about wanting to have raised putin to be a better person during, like, a literal war between russia/ukraine? holy shit do not post. have some self awareness. read a goddamn news article or something. think it thru i am begging u. literally sobbing on ground) serious question: is this even slam poetry?

[@rizzterpiece]

2:50 that's an awfully hot coffee pot

[@ethanlocke3604]

I love how it’s also implying that his actions aren’t his fault, they’re his mom’s

[@commenterguywatchmyvide0s484]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqeli4COrtecZqM RUSSIA MUST WATCH

[@commenterguywatchmyvide0s484]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqeli4COrtecZqM RUSSIA

[@commenterguywatchmyvide0s484]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqeli4COrtecZqM RUSSIA!

[@anjaxtv]

4:38 the cringe 😂😂

[@chinchinlovs6563]

Shes trying to say his childhood was empty, and that influenced his views and made him cold. Shes saying he wouldn't be such an asshole because she'd care more(doubt she truly would but I dunno) and therfore he wouldn't be as heartless? I dunno I get what she's trying to say. Charile is just being Charlie and exaggerating this.

[@Inspiration_Inspires]

it's insane how she's treating Putin as a tragic villain with mommy issues that only she can fix

[@chewiebrownie]

"this isn't you" "i can fix him"

[@vaxel6873]

I cAn FiX Him

[@ssantos88]

Main character syndrome.

[@vaishnavisingh9244]

When it's kids making ironic jokes on Instagram it's one thing, when it's grown woman writing POETRY it's entirely different. What the hell, how is this woman not being sarcastic, have we really fallen this low?

[@isaiahsimmons5776]

theres only motherland

[@SereneSlumberSounds]

1950: In the future, we will have flying cars! 2022:

[@rodneyhamilton2562]

That promise was supposed to be in 2000. There used to be a t.v. show that prophesized that.

[@hellfish3855]

The face she makes after saying "Im so sorry I wasn't your mother" has no human words to describe it

[@kaizer4506]

Slam poetry is the equivalent of challenging someone to a dance off. Imagine doing that in response to a military invasion

[@spencergallucci5309]

Eh not the best comparison, a dance off worked in Guardians of the Galaxy

[@bigbriggsof1996]

This is the funniest comment I’ve read on KZbin

[@egggge4752]

Imagine being such a soy consoomer that your brainrot makes you unironically say: "Eh not the best comparison, a dance off worked in Guardians of the Galaxy"

[@kzmiller1332]

hahahahaha i just saw that shit in my mind

[@chipsfries5638]

@@egggge4752 oh come on it's a joke, nobody is out there really thinking ''if it worked in guardians it might work irl''

[@gmast6281]

Surprised to see how people dont mention this being utterly creepy, this woman is basically roleplaying at what she thinks she'd do If she was someone's mother, imagine her video being about you.

[@Blackhero221]

Hell nah i can never imagine this

[@thedinosavior]

Yea my moms cooler she let me stay up till 2am on school nights

[@Godmfingdamn]

She realizes that people have killed family members before in Russia and many other countries and empires Example in Macedon: Alexander fucking killed his brother to be king

[@caleb_artzs2533]

It sounded to me that she was more flirting with Putin rather than criticizing him

[@xander6153]

Its laid back but its also bad parenting

[@slitbodmod]

I don't think I've ever felt more embarrassed while watching a video before

[@bluevanga30]

6:20 this bit is pure Charlie comedy bravo

[@andyschiavi]

She was trying to make a poem about saving lifes, but just ended killing everyone of cringe

[@aayushagashe]

I was boutta comment the same 😂

[@NoobNo3More]

So now there is no one left to fight. Success!

[@charlesmanson2597]

@bread ironic the fact everyone is making content off her for views now too

[@ooikevin28]

DIESOFCRINGE

[@youtubecomments7949]

Ukraine Update: - Russian Military now 1 mile outside capital city of Kyiv - Intense urban warfare expected - Ukrainian military fortifying their defensive positions for next assault - Tanks being placed under bridges to protect against aerial assaults - Snipers and explosives being placed into positions - Ukrainian Government distributing rifles to civilian militia (which is very big) - Civilians making molotov cocktails - Even women taking up arms against oncoming attack - Former President of Ukraine shows his Glock on camera prepared to fight - Ukrainian military and civilians thank allies for assistance (humanitarian, supplies, weaponry)

[@KiafryKyle]

If everyone was handed a Pepsi, listened to John Lennon and had a narcissistic mom, we'd have world peace. Literal utopia.

[@keris8708]

@@fireice8 *John Lenin

[@asevarasto]

People should feed Putin some snickers. Maybe he'd feel a bit better

[@notsmrt4521]

@@keris8708 Johm Lemoyne

[@beangobernador]

genius, you’re a genius, fucking amazing, wow, this comment is honestly so true

[@rowanmelton7643]

@@keris8708 *John Kickinghiswifesfacein

[@alexanderlattreuter5196]

Me watching the video 4 mounths in the future seeing the Thumbnail: *Visible Confusion*

[@jokkekashmir8035]

can we fix it? "bob the builder starts playing'

[@jokkekashmir8035]

@@unofficial_computer Hell yeah

[@imbored4948]

She’s so inspiring, I apologize to covid-19 for not being your mother, I’m so sorry you didn’t have somebody to love you, somebody to stop you from becoming a cause for a world wide pandemic.

[@Beardless-Soul]

"I would have raised you far better than the Wuhan Lab"

[@silviutm3448]

@@Beardless-Soul "My son turned into a virus. The covid virus."

[@arzaqqw]

🥺🥺🥺im sorry covid for not 😤being ur mom🥺😤🥺🥺

[@cowboylikeme854]

Lol

[@adhamhazwan231]

We can make a meme out off this and keep it forever so she will die in disappointment.

[@williampeters140]

I’m American and she is the reason why people think we can’t name more than 5 countries 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@latermyfriend8934]

Name 5 country.

[@FigureFarter]

@@latermyfriend8934 US, Europe, UK, China, Africa /s EDIT: Guys, the /s means sarcasm, so many people missing the joke

[@williampeters140]

@@latermyfriend8934 New Zealand, Sweden, Ireland, Italy, Germany, Russia, Ukraine, Iraq, Australia, Afghanistan, Brazil, Canada, Mexico, Netherlands, France, Armenia, Albania, United Arab Emirates, Romania

[@onno3484]

@@williampeters140 damn you smart smart

[@williampeters140]

@@onno3484 fr

[@thegoldenmask4765]

Imagine trying to stop a war by telling the bad guy that he's maidenless

[@fourleafclover3745]

"I gotta put me first, I gotta put me first"

[@tigrispanthera5496]

lmfaoo

[@DemisBlue]

The definition of: "The hero this world didn't need."

[@pg955203]

Nor want in that matter. Kinda like captain hindsight.

[@sapphirestar22]

The hero that isn’t a hero

[@a.k.8725]

More like: "this world didn't need"

[@macchiato_1881]

I don't know man. She isn't really a hero. But we definitely don't need her or more of her kind. Fucking twitter servers should be nuked or something.

[@a.k.8725]

@@macchiato_1881 why nuke twitter servers when you can just nuke the twitter users

[@yeetjones927]

I appreciate this woman because she did what nobody else could, she brought the world together for a second as everyone agreed. This was fucking cringe.

[@not_even_known_yet3167]

She did what no Empire was ever abel to do.

[@letsgodraco]

@Çhrîstófêr Pèzêt ×71 yES DADDY 🥰

[@King-eg2zl]

She literally made a war about her, how tf does someone manage to do that

[@IamZeus1100]

Russia and Ukraine would both agree this is cringe

[@ramja9107]

Unfortunately a loud minority on twitter was defending her

[@RAIDENM4N]

I also watched SOG's video about this, and I've come to these 2 conclusions about it: 1) I think her poem ignores the complicated history between Russia and Ukraine since Ukraine split from Russia and declared independence, and how much more of a factor geopolitical issues play into countries coming into conflict more than Putin being a naughty boy on a naughty list. Due to this, I think she's downplaying the scale of the issue by reducing the root problem to Putin having a cold heart. I'm not fully educated on the reasons for why - all I know is that Putin has stated he wants to de-Nazify Ukraine, and I don't think that reason on its own goes into enough detail. But Putin being so cold-hearted to attack a civilian population is merely a catalyst that gets the problem started faster and easier, not the main issue at hand. 2) From the get-go, her poem doesn't address any clear message that most people would want Putin to agree with, like the violation of basic human rights that firing at Kyiv would commit. She also digs too deep into a message that human beings can understand and agree with on an intuitive level - *no one with a sane mind really desires to torment and harm others.* I think it unnecessarily digs too deep in the sense that she's really trying to sell the narrative that something is wrong with Putin psychologically, and if only she was his parent, she would raise him with a set of ideals and mindset that wouldn't give way to these "psychological issues" that would dare him to attack Ukraine. It's not intending to spread the message everyone is on board with - it's intending on spreading the message *she* is on board with, since she supposedly seems to know what ideals or mindset she'd want him to live by, and it's only a coincidence that there could be any similarity. Many people agree that Russia attacking first is unrespectable, Russia causing civilian casualties is unrespectable, and Russia's goal to take Ukraine after it declared independence is unrespectable. Her poem doesn't address any of the suffering Ukrainians are living through, her poem fails to appeal to any semblance of human decency within Russia. It's about setting herself up as the morally superior and knowledgeable individual on a pedestal over Putin. As an analogy, imagine that there's a bar fight happening, and you're the nearest person who can help stop it. If you didn't have a choice to run away, would you boast about what they did wrong and what you would've done better while they're still killing each other with bare hands and beer bottles, or would you call for help to restrain them from beating each other? Simply put, is it more respectable as a person to use terrible circumstances to promote yourself as better than those who started it, or would you simply put an effort to stop and treat terrible circumstances from creating bigger consequences?

[@commscan314]

"De-nazify" is an excuse to invade. Nazi-like parties in Ukraine are extremely weak and have nearly no hold over the country.

[@RAIDENM4N]

@@commscan314 Thank you for explaining that.

[@fatdaddy1996]

Charlie, your take on this is just magnificent!

[@realjackychan]

what a saint, she has single handily stopped all the wars that has happened. Inspirational

[@No-wh4hs]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqeli4COrtecZqM WW3 RUSSIAN MESSAGE!!!!!!!!

[@No-wh4hs]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqeli4COrtecZqM WW3 RUSSIAN MESSAGE!!!!!!!!

[@wendytimblesun6976]

Bruh look at all these boys 💀

[@andyh9382]

It’s total madness down here.

[@lolboi01]

Ay bro u might want to check yo comments 🤣

[@brute6896]

this woman has clearly never faced difficulty in her life, she's forgetting that Putin was born and grew up in the Soviet union and is former KGB agent PS. There's a war going on in this comment section, proceed at your own risk

[@No-wh4hs]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqeli4COrtecZqM RUSSIAN MESSAGE!!!!

[@No-wh4hs]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqeli4COrtecZqM RUSSIAN MESSAGE!!!!

[@No-wh4hs]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqeli4COrtecZqM RUSSIAN MESSAGE!!!!

[@Admiral45-10]

Can we agree this dude is a XXIst Century Hitler? 1) We have equivalent of Holocaust (basically what he's done to Chechenia). 2) We have equivalent of _Long Knives Night_ (he torn down a building full of pollitical enemies when FSB was ,,exchanging" KGB). 3) Now we have equivalent of _Fall Weiß_ (the invasion of Poland in 1939).

[@AirNeat]

Had she lived in Russia; 60 years ago she'd've wept; there's no avocado toast

[@Mr.Brownstone66]

10 months later still fighting, you couldn't have been more spot on with these peoples characteristics

[@omamuzoobemure1260]

people: "Putin has to be the most narcissistic person in the world" this woman: "Hold my breastmilk."

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

How in the world can someone make a response to Putin and somehow showcase that they're more narcissistic than Putin himself?

[@kotarofuma4236]

here before the bots

[@Thekillerkid1]

Here before the bots

[@Thekillerkid1]

@@kotarofuma4236 we here before the bots

[@mattpassos5689]

By assuming Putin cares about anyone other than Putin I’d say she qualifies for the psych ward already

[@urnewstepdad1]

Seriously that’s insane

[@PWDMaximum]

As a Ukrainian who has not smiled nor laughed since the news broke. You brought a fat smile to my face. Thanks Charlie!.

[@Brandon_Brando]

hope you stay safe

[@daj27]

I'm crying 😭 for I know I can't do anything 😭 I'm powerless to help but I pray to the one who can.

[@2hillsinbetween]

Deserved

[@eparigon]

please stay safe :(

[@michelgerber5781]

@Russia 🇷🇺 needs to stop ur cringe af

[@chelsymcclinton8799]

2:21"nutty😂

[@woleysmoley3007]

Holy hell Charlie I could not handle this. Within the first 15 seconds I was about to keel over and die of cringe. I’m so glad I didn’t witness this first hand and you cut in with your witty outtakes. God oh god she’s talking again and my brain stem is swelling to the point I can’t even… function….

[@timorre3971]

You cant take this woman seriously. Shes basically saying "he needs milk"

[@pigmentpeddler5811]

i mean he probably could do with a warm glass of milk and some cookies to calm down

[@MrMechasexual]

Mommy's milk

[@fashiharz8584]

Milk that comes from her 🤢🤮

[@koolaidninja6628]

@@pigmentpeddler5811 that can calm anyone down

[@Betterhose]

To be quite honest: I'm jealous of her world view. No geopolitical interests, just bad mothers.

[@Scatmanseth]

To be fair that's the issue with 90% of mass shooters these days. If every mother were decent we would still have dictators but we'd probably have less fanatics to keep them in power.

[@raindoset5408]

"Oh im gonna attack america cause my mother doesn't make me milk when i was 2"

[@doopist]

@@raindoset5408 when did he attack america lil bro

[@Adde-hy7wx]

​@@raindoset5408she's right tho, it's all bs so no doubt they all had mommy issues lol

[@user-ul4dg8pu2h]

@@doopistnot Putin but other political figures that have attacked America and other countries.

[@supernova5934]

He’s obviously just gone crazy idk what she thinks she could do

[@tysondevereux4775]

Almost 2 years later and the war is still going. Looks like she didn't do anything with that poem

[@TheDrunkenBard]

'Tis true, lest we cease growing; the grass has yet riz, and still we keep mowin'. ;)

[@theenigma2861]

"Fuck, this all could have been avoided... if she was just his mom" is definitely getting clipped

[@commenterguywatchmyvide0s484]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqeli4COrtecZqM RUSSIAN MESSAGE IMPORTANT

[@monterrang1]

next time she should give putin a pepsi

[@droutikz]

727

[@Dolcebella1989]

I think Putin mom died and gave him plenty of love before her death but ok

[@barsoap5179]

Clip it and ship it

[@demrynflemryn]

It’s so baffling to me that people like this actually think they’re making a difference somehow. I also really have the feeling that this person in particular thought to herself “how can I make this about me?”

[@mattpassos5689]

She thinks she looks good enough to warrant attention for any stupid thing she does

[@demrynflemryn]

Christ, these bots are getting out of hand.

[@trevors.5998]

Omggg kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4mrpap8e61ogKs

[@goblinounours]

@@demrynflemryn I know, right? Imagine, Jacksepticeye is getting the same amount, but most of them are screaming stuff like "I hope your dad burns in hell" (because his dad passed away some time ago) and sh!t like that. And KZbin doesn't seem to be able to find a way to fight that.

[@mr.fahrenheit7009]

🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

[@friendlyneighborhoodnoob]

He lived, he lied, but he never loved

[@kosc88]

Right now, I know Putin is watching this woman's poem on repeat, while sobbing uncontrollably and questioning all his life decisions.

[@davidchu2001]

@Christofer Pezet i would pity you, but you don’t deserve pity

[@sambarrett8622]

@Christofer Pezet if you don't stop this spamming I'll report your account, and btw, truly, no one cares

[@kgb976]

@Christofer Pezet Be a good boy just love your parents

[@davidg6803]

He clearly didn't watch it, or else he would've called off the invasion by now

[@One86]

@@davidg6803 actually Putin doesn't have a phone

[@ryo.4200]

She's the human embodiment of "Stop, look at me, this isn't you"

[@garlicbread1107]

Yeah don't know what she thought was going to happen?

[@angelinakindatrashh988]

LMFAO PICK ME WOMAN

[@beastcarleeto707]

She took the "daddy Putin this isnt you 🥺" memes and took it seriously

[@angelinakindatrashh988]

@@beastcarleeto707 😭😭

[@genoveva2383]

"Hey Putin, stop, this isn't you, you're better than this" 🥺

[@sosig8332]

Russia retreating as we speak, thank you goddess.

[@internetuser9432]

I can not belive that all that fandango started 2 years ago. Time passes so fast

[@lucy-pero]

I think that if she were his mother, he would have turned out worse.

[@Malfoy264]

Instead of a communist, she might have raised a new fascist leader if she was putin's mother

[@ViktorScberg]

@@Malfoy264 fascist still better, I think another Genghis khan type shit would be worse

[@lolzxd7462]

she will pass the stupid gene to putin and they probably wouldnt even survive before ussr collapse

[@Cipher_Paul]

I didn't know Putin was a woman

[@Jensoncorpuz]

If she was her own mother how would that effect Putin?

[@Zack-xv2yc]

This is the equivalent of an art teacher "apologizing" that art classes back in the 40s aren't excepting or open-minded enough towards a certain young Austrian painter.

[@lovellacanen5354]

Oh, I know who it is. The person became popular in those days, isn't it?

[@A_Ducky]

Does his name start with H maybe?

[@leogd7666]

@@A_Ducky nope it's his last name

[@NurmaBP]

That young Austrian painter succesfully made his own cult.

[@A_Ducky]

@@leogd7666 Ye ye that's the one I meant.. last. 1st with A, so I was trying to escape any association with my own lmao

[@astroapyr]

Somewhere, someone, somehow is enjoying her video and saying "deep".

[@DrillEntertainmentNetwork]

this is honestly no joke one of the weirdest things i've ever seen

[@legendofkai]

I actually can’t believe some people are actually defending this woman 🤦‍♂️

[@bonnibloop_]

in case anyone was thinking "hey i should respond to the bots" dont. it just perpetuates the problem.

[@PrototypeFreak89]

Probably simps

[@DrDubMemes]

Waiting for Purim’s response

[@Oussama_On_Ladder]

@@PrototypeFreak89 feminist men

[@joshfournier9390]

She did this to George Floyd too. Full to the brim of herself

[@heggory4447]

This is a sort of rare case in some instances, this woman might have a Messiah Complex (people who believe only they can save the world) I do not know any more but we legit just learned about this is psychology class.

[@jamesrian1578]

America as a nation:

[@Kugisaki2x]

@@jamesrian1578 L + Ratio

[@captainvimes6079]

@Kevin Finchum it is literally all anyone talks about.

[@cl4589]

Looks like I learned something new today. Thank you for sharing your thoughts sir!

[@Funkelbun]

I guess i have ”a bit” of that myself. Interesting

[@bl1tz_420]

I think my favorite thing about Charlie, is that all of his videos have the description of "This is the greatest (blank) of All Time".

[@myreactiontothatinformatio3524]

“My heart is… Cold” “My moves are…. Bold”

[@cavecanem1741]

Like a true narcissist, when the world needed them the least, they show up with their maximum what-about-meism efforts. So gross.

[@cavecanem1741]

@@Green-rp6br Bro, that's like 4 layers of filters. She's not that attractive.

[@crimsonsakura2184]

6:10 - remember this moment.

[@IsaacWale2004]

As if it'd ever get to him, she didn't even say it in Russian 😅

[@calistafalcontail]

The fact that his communist father was the harsh one and his orthodox christian mother was the gentle loving one, must have not crossed her information stream. This cringe is more nuclear than Putins weapons.

[@EminTuralic]

Hitler's parents were the same

[@mrszmatan2727]

Yeah and it wasn't really unusual at that time. Impossible that person born in regular family can become bad person in adulthood. Man shit is ridiculous

[@pierregikh]

@@mrszmatan2727 exactly. also it assumes that men who are violent and bigoted are the fault of mothers like... what??? every time??

[@theotmt7906]

@@EminTuralic stalin as well, but his father abused him physically when he was young, which probably made him into what we know him as now, also, Hitler’s father didn’t care about him, his mother however, did.

[@grayson0916]

@@theotmt7906 Stalin was also primarily used as a physical force/threat during the USSR rise to power, so it’s not surprising to see that he took such an authoritarian and violent approach to achieve his political goals. I don’t think anyone would’ve wanted Stalin to be the figure head for the state but that’s a conversation for another day.

[@gabrielgarcia7554]

Honestly, reading about Vladimir Putin’s early life is and what his family lived through is incredible. As much as I do not like him personally, I think his entire family went through some of the most horrific events the world had ever seen, and even some of the worst that Russia had to face during the Siege of Leningrad. For this woman to think that she could have done a better job raising him is so incredibly callous to his actual mother and what she and millions of Soviet Citizens went through. Like yeah dude, the white upper class American lady whose worst problem was missing her yoga class could go through the horrors of what the citizens of Leningrad went through in WWII and do a better job at raising this guy is baffling to me.

[@jagermeister-3812]

MrBeast is that you?

[@wojak-sensei6424]

This also implies that, under the circumstances, Putin's mother wouldn't have given him normal maternal affection. Now I don't know his mom nor his whole life story, but dude, he's not doing this out of some misguided mommy issues. He sees an opportunity to take Ukrainian oil and water, the West is vulnerable, so he's hitting his lick. "bUt I cAn FiX hIm!" Sure, princess.

[@ManiacMayhem7256]

@@wojak-sensei6424 yep. It's materialistic motives from Russia and also wanting to recreate ye old empire

[@whydoiexist2180]

@@wojak-sensei6424 Ukrainian oil lmao

[@kr6productions]

It's seriously disgusting and beyond retarded of her. More people need to see this comment and even more need to educate this woman

[@haiyzu]

This type of girl and the one that uses "yasss omg queen✨☯️💅" is to be avoided at all cost

[@MushroomLess]

am i going insane or in the first 17 seconds there is a faint iphone ring tone. Im using openback headphones if that changes anything

[@Giddawid]

Her - “I’d have died to give you life” Putin - invades Ukraine anyway because she’s made her own point obsolete 👍

[@fnafplushultimate6792]

@Christofer Pezet clickbait yts took that title already lmfao

[@shikikunt]

@Christofer Pezet ratio + yb better + you take fucking redpills and say that its and to "socialize" + you have no social credit + BING CHILLING + super idol 105 C is the best musical performance in the whole history of mankind + Adolf Hitler (German: \[ˈadɔlf ˈhɪtlɐ\] (About this soundlisten); 20 April 1889 - 30 April 1945) was an Austrian-born German politician who was the dictator of Germany from 1933 until his death in 1945. He rose to power as the leader of the Nazi Party,\[a\] becoming the chancellor in 1933 and then assuming the title of Führer und Reichskanzler in 1934.\[b\] During his dictatorship, he initiated World War II in Europe by invading Poland on 1 September 1939. He was closely involved in military operations throughout the war and was central to the perpetration of the Holocaust, the genocide of about six million Jews and millions of other victims + don't care + didn't ask + you're white + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're\* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + pedophile + cancelled + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + slight\_smile + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + not okay + glhf + problematic + GOOF the famous rapper has gone diamond on his album "ON DA SKATEBOARD" + can i get a Chick-fil-a Chicken Sandwich and a Spicy Chicken Sandwich + FAMOUS RAPPER GOOF JUST GROOMED A CHILD IN REAL LIFE HE WAS ACTUALLY THE ZAMN GUY ALL ALONG + black person + white person + mexican person + squid game person + left wing + right wing + chicken wing

[@randomdud8364]

@Christofer Pezet ah Shit you got parents? How the fuck

[@fluffyfeathers2124]

@@shikikunt i can only assume by how you replied to the bot, you're an actual person, but that makes this giant wall of 12-year-old-on-the-internet nonsense even more confusing

[@youeverjust]

I HAS BECOME DE 1000TH LIKE

[@MrsPaperCuts]

"I would've died to protect you from the unjust" That's a villain origin story right there, lady. Same outcome.

[@MuhammadHassaan]

Batman became a hero though

[@wojak-sensei6424]

And again, this assumes that Putin's mom was complicit in making him a power-hungry dictator. Now I don't know his mother, nor much of his life, but it's safe to say that he's not just motivated by a Tony Soprano "my momma hates me" backstory. Did he became a ruthless dictator because his mom was a bitch?!

[@evilchildren1102]

I mean she could die protecting the motherless Ukrainian children right now and fulfill that weird mommy fantasy in a meaningful way but no no no, if she had been PUTIN'S mother specifically.

[@miniaturejayhawk8702]

@@wojak-sensei6424 lol he became a ruthless dictator because he wants to see russia great again, believes he is the only one who can do it right and because politics is generally ruthless considering the state of society is at stake.

[@Cipher_Paul]

@@MuhammadHassaan a criminal killed Batman's parents so he went after criminals. In a parallel universe a cop killed his parents so he went after society, committing crimes. Here, if his mother dies because of the world, imagine what would have happened.

[@raysparks3161]

She looks like the kind of woman that has bought everything Gwyneth Paltrow ever sold