This Low-Budget Knockoff Movie Has Scarred Me

[@meera6007]

how did you find this?? I'm gunna throw up and its your fault

[@ulysses988]

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[@chinchillainspace]

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[@BreadSlayer]

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[@cile9604]

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[@firstnamelastname4363]

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[@Epicfaceguy40]

what was the point of “Africa’s most wanted” there wasn’t any established laws

[@sethmc469]

Law of nature Bay-bee!

[@lilnutt5580]

Nor any wanting

[@jaythan.221]

@popocot popocot yes

[@alexmedcalf7755]

Laws of filmmaking

[@owenbaldwin2460]

they didn't get permission from the council to build the city

[@SynergyFX.]

Robert D. Hannah isn’t advertising for The Prodigy, he is developing his own cinematic universe

[@nickd6532]

The RHCU

[@Packapunch3612]

Yes

[@thepear4075]

The RHCU

[@makerofgarbage5877]

I’m for one excited for the next installment of the RHCU

[@jacksonsinik6038]

Marvel: We have the biggest crossover in history. Robert D. Hannah:

[@raechellesinclair7199]

"they basically made a rainforest cafe" brilliant. amazing foreshadowing for future videos, Ted.

[@coffeegirl18]

I immediately wondered the order of this to the Rainforest Café video.

[@cutralefan1996]

I love the Rainforest Café.

[@Bopperann]

These animators really should get into horror. Those janky movements are perfect for poltergeists.

[@coconutgaming7112]

"Kowalski analysis " "Looks like we are homosexual skipper"

[@m0x331]

9:40

[@butterfly_brain]

Um...I think we’re ignoring the fact that Pip has _human biceps_

[@fishball524]

And *opposable thumbs*

[@oppositecatchyghost8025]

@@fishball524 ArE wE nOt GoInG tO aDdReSs ThE oPpOsAbLe ThUmBs!

[@fishball524]

@@oppositecatchyghost8025 yes because dogs obviously have opposable thumbs.

[@oppositecatchyghost8025]

@@fishball524 That was a joke from Ted's review of Bikes lol

[@fishball524]

@@oppositecatchyghost8025 I haven't seen that yet. Looks pretty cursed from what I've heard tho.

[@dontbeschy]

Why did ted just ignore the fact that Pip is absolutely *JACKED*

[@deven9565]

Poop

[@the_maximaal]

Poop

[@to8by215]

Poop

[@dyavolo8448]

Poop

[@legoyoda3758]

Poop

[@topiary0565]

I love how ted doesn’t mention that the child jaguar is mostly upright but the mum is on all fours. It’s somehow the least questionable part of the whole movie lmao

[@sickcxnt9444]

I also love how ted calls them jaguars, when jaguars don't live in africa

[@LeachZeech]

​@@sickcxnt9444 They were on the same trip as Flash duh

[@monkeygaming5652]

pup should've lost his sweater vest as a sign of him turning wild so pup leaving his owner to live in the wild would have more significance

[@jamisanmatalonis8458]

Also I wanna hear more about the Jaguar mom. She actually had some moments of showing some backstory. Like she’s a single mother in the jungle who kicks ass

[@PGT860]

Warrior cats behavior

[@blackdaisy123]

This movie's plot sounds like a friend trying to outline the overarching story in a dream they had last night, except they forgot half of the details and they're trying to have it make sense by frantically filling the gaps with the plot points they remember from the original Madagascar films and hopelessly mangling any sort-of cohesive plot-line it may have had along the way.

[@aneeveewhohasinternet1871]

Ew furry jk look at my pfp and name UwU

[@gameryoutuber148]

More like E

[@blackshirts_and_breads]

yeah i agree

[@Rephical]

I can relate to this on such a personal level

[@dingdawng]

That feels way too specific to not have happened to you

[@etherealvaleska4483]

i'm sorry the shot of him walking with the bell noise over and over has me in tears why is that so funny

[@beedoesthings8037]

I was just sitting there, wondering why so much time was dedicated to him walking.

[@dododonut]

for those searching, 8:29

[@MythWish407]

IT LASTS SO LONG

[@Maybe_a_Spoon]

It just went on for so long

[@caty_aesthete2167]

Why is that scene so long

[@grayMoth73]

As someone who studied sound design in university, I'm not entirely unconvinced that the sheer awfulness of the audio is not some kind of genius that I'm not learned enough to understand. It is astounding

[@squidhgf9997]

Why so many negatives, my sleep-deprived brain can't comprehend this

[@grayMoth73]

@@squidhgf9997 its called: My own sleep-deprived brain forgot how to type good english hjdgfjhsdg

[@Eju-qq2mw]

Theres like four negatives what…? Its like multiplying negatives over and over until you get a positive

[@bigpigeon2384]

I’m 100% convinced the sound guy was unpaid and just went down the list of sound effects for each scene and used the first example for each one he found on loop

[@ChamomileT]

@@grayMoth73why are we all watching this while sleep deprived

[@elijahmelton2660]

I can’t stop looking at the monitor in the background

[@Unhandyreal]

why did you bring my attention to this

[@robertgoddard2417]

why did you notify me about this

[@reignforrest2090]

Of what reason did you imform them of the photograph

[@giovannisspicymeatball2921]

As your teacher I would like 3 paragraphs of evidence on why you brought this to my attention

[@anyalaASMR]

why does it pull my eyes straight back to it wherever i try to look at ted...

[@Left4Sharkbait]

"Knockoff" Clearly Ted doesn't see that Life's a Jungle is the Mona Lisa of animated movies

[@isaachughes9147]

More like a picasso painting of animated movies

[@jaydenlee7913]

This is the David painting of animated movies.

[@gaysonderulo5411]

I’m still trying to figure out what Ted must have searched to find the gay penguins for his pc backgrounds

[@iimdone]

dude my search history looks horrible trying to find where tf he got this picture...

[@stphoonnyy8285]

"Kawolski! Anal!"

[@Noah-xo9xf]

Probably “gay penguins”

[@Rivers_TG]

He probably seaeched up "Madagascar Penguins x Madagascar Penguins"😂

[@goose6545]

Ok gayson derulo

[@xanderhebert6257]

The sloth being in Africa is even weirder after thinking about it. Sloths tend to stay in a small group of trees for most of their lives, only coming down once a week to defecate away. So Flash somehow got lost and travelled across the Atlantic ocean because he had to use the bathroom.

[@cutralefan1996]

And they are native to Central and South America.

[@toastychrome3992]

Every frame of this movie feels like it could be in a cursed images compilation.

[@MicrowaveBakedPotato]

It feels like a very old animated film with little to no effort going into it.

[@moonylime]

@@MicrowaveBakedPotato𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓈

[@mackenziebaker8259]

plot twist: the humans don’t own the dog, the dog owns the humans

[@axiomgr33ne]

Thanks Dwight

[@HashbrownActual]

Ah yess, I too watch RossCreations

[@ham1847]

Q

[@lilyrom2005]

sup

[@mackenziebaker8259]

Lily Romao no

[@seafoam2190]

Please do more of these movie reviews they are pure gold.

[@mixplayer2372]

134 likes with no comments? well here you go

[@seafoam2190]

@@mixplayer2372 Lmao thanks

[@kdawg8652]

Danny gonzalez does a lot of these

[@___off___take2909]

These are still gold to watch

[@starboi2099]

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[@benjaminnovick9174]

11:26 the flowers just instantly bloomed mid sentence which is interesting lore wise because either these hyenas talk super slow and it was sped up for viewability or the flowers are growing from the copious amount of drugs the creator took while making this movie being buried in the ground to hide them and both are interesting

[@robertnussberger2028]

It could of been a glitch, like the computer forgot to put the flowers and it just stuck then right into the frame, and the animator was going to fix that scene, but never got to. I think animation scenes have to go through a handful of renditions before they can look normal. When they did Shrek, Shrek kept clitching and appearing as though he was "inside out." It was rather frightful. I also like the way you think with the idea possibility with the flowers blooming as they spoke, like it's either just a computer error, or maybe they are "soo mentally slow, that it took them soo long to speak and process thoughtfully in their heads that it took them an entire season to make a simple reason." It made me chuckle.

[@alistairbadger4413]

Ok, the animation was giving me cringe. But when the dog spoke and said "You missed one", I think that was a most unexpectedly jarring experience I've had in a while 😂

[@cez_is_typing]

I physically recoiled at the “ *you missed one* 😃😃😃”

[@brendanvehslage2593]

I vomited

[@thesirwilliam]

21:27 thought it was literally just gonna turn into a game

[@thisisepic3289]

yo it’s sir william

[@aneeveewhohasinternet1871]

You mean like game pursuit scenes (escape from the indominous rex from jw, bolder from indiana jones, etc.)?

[@rookiemistakes3258]

"hold 'shift' to run"

[@aneeveewhohasinternet1871]

@@rookiemistakes3258 press 'MB3' to look behind you

[@frogwknife3825]

But the way he fukin runs has me dead tho

[@shae.2214]

The rhinos run on all fours like the werewolf characters in the early seasons of Teen Wolf and I can’t get over it

[@ieatzglitterz]

That made me cry for three hours last night because that scared me so much

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

The rhino running scene has probably got to be one of the single most unintentionally funny scenes I’ve ever seen in my life.

[@nobodyspecial7004]

Can we appreciate Ted for putting himself through this so we don't have to

[@Managarmr482]

This reminds me of nostalgia critic

[@kaiju2296]

He remembers it so we don’t have to

[@arsena5209]

Actually he put himself through this to put us through it with him

[@deepinmythots752]

He really out here doing gods work and shit.

[@cryguy0000]

This movie is a masterpiece

[@tomdabomb27]

F tier? This is obviously S tier using the same sound effects over and over, exquisite animation, and absolute chad characters

[@ethancastelazo9774]

The rhinos got that chad walk down. Absolute alphas

[@coolbeanz1070]

Absolute chad characters is such a perfect term for so many people

[@CoasterMagicX2]

You know what they say, if the sound effect ain't broke, don't fix it!

[@mary-annv2140]

Oh my god if the background hadn’t been changing I would have thought you edited the bell/cat scene to be longer

[@vladdracula8103]

Dude same I was like no way this is real 🤣

[@trucevideos]

man it just KEPT. GOING.

[@BigWilly332]

And the knockoff version of stevie wonder’s superstition

[@blobvisfan666]

That isn't the only thing here that looks too shitty to be real imo. The scene where Pip was dancing could've gone for a default dance meme if you added the jingle in the background.

[@Just_Joker]

Almost exactly a year later, and I still can't get over Ted's voice when he says "Hey. How's it going?" as the rhino. It fucking kills me

[@scj6693]

7:15

[@polikyt2472]

“That sound is used 70 times in a row.” Why did he count?

[@primalaspid21]

Why did you not?

[@polikyt2472]

@@primalaspid21 fair point

[@seandougherty5145]

When you started reading the movie synopsis I heard “Pimp Thotty had it all” and thought I changed video.

[@jollybear_wastaken]

So I wasn't the only one?! I had to rewatch it

[@NeatO_Mixie]

I recommend Romeo and Juliet: Sealed with a Kiss if you're looking for a wild ride of a film.

[@myamorris4450]

I unironically love this movie

[@MissMatched]

I actually loved this movie as a kid XD a little weird but I loved it

[@rupom_1670]

@@MissMatched æ

[@windowsxp1902]

Gnomeo and juliet/sherlock gnomes are better

[@Melonhii]

i still love that movie tbh…

[@DominationofProcrastination]

Dude, this was my favorite childhood film. I legit thought it was a fever dream. I’ve spent years trying to find it, but no luck. Thank you so much for finding it. I hold it dear to my calloused liver.

[@AngellicRuby]

I remember this movie, it was so fucking terrible that it was almost SURREAL, i sat in a car with a stomach full of 3 large sized mcdonalds cokes and 2 big macs (i was unhealthy at the time). I remember just watching it and sitting there and just laughing with the most pain I've ever felt in my stomach, i couldn't think for the life of me. One of the few things i remember was "Pip's favorite food is just the nesquick strawberry powder." And "nearly this entire movie ONE song is playing and i can remember EVERY NOTE of the song.". Long story short the end of the movie is the only other thing i remember and it was HORRENDOUS.

[@monkyk1ng]

if i had nearly 3 liters of coke in me and watched this movie i would simply die.

[@owenhs3268]

dang i didnt read this but i bet this goes into detail on how bad this movie is Edit: i was wrong thanks for almost making me throw up

[@rhetorical_]

holy shit we have a literal fucking survivor among us

[@dippyfresh8155]

Okay but where do I watch this

[@ct57318]

@@monkyk1ng If I had 3 liters of coke in me I would simply die.

[@zachsutton4518]

“They are moving like aggressive oobleck. There is no consistency there” Loved that

[@sarahharman9879]

Hey, Ted should watch legend of oz: Dorothy's return. It has SO many big names in it, but it flopped. My aunt helped fund it, but no amount of money could have fixed this movie.

[@plain3089]

My dad loves that movie lmao.

[@MiloKuroshiro]

That movie was literally a documented scam, I'm sorry for your aunt.

[@marionmarionette]

The one with the evil jester? I remember getting ads for that movie like every day on tv lmao

[@sarahharman9879]

@@marionmarionette hell yeah man

[@thebestkurootetsuro3460]

I love how he said he can't imagine persecuting someone cause you don't have a girlfriend.... Like he forgot niceguys and incels exist

[@alice20001]

Exactly, wasn’t there a whole thing about a kid with a rich dad that was somehow an incel? Drove a van into people or something?

[@JoshuaAndres]

You ever seen the movie ‘The Lobster’?

[@Ellwoo]

v

[@koda_dawgg]

@DewdropsArts i was literally thinking this when that part in the vid came up.

[@Dwoff-mt6dd]

Glad someone else commented this, exactly what I thought lol

[@ethanchaudhary2523]

there is a studio called the asylum that has a myriad of knockoffs including: Atlantic rim, Transmorphers, Triassic world, Titanic 2, and my favorite Battle Star Wars

[@TedNivison]

I actually know a guy who interned for them lol

[@potatopotato6114]

:o

[@spaceman2202]

They purposefully make bad movies I think that’s the point of their studio, it’s comically bad

[@deepinmythots752]

@@spaceman2202 Thats pretty hard to pull off. The really funny bad movies are mostly funny because it's not purposely bad, like the fact that a butt load of people got together to make a movie that's such shit and nobody stopped to say "what the fuck are we doing here??" is just so damn comedic in an unironic way lmao

[@colterpett8590]

Pip saying "you missed one" hit me like a bullet train going 140 miles an hour

[@useronethreefourfivesixtwo3943]

"Well Ted the animals in Madagascar walk on their hind legs so that's a strike for me"

[@useronethreefourfivesixtwo3943]

god this took me so long to create a account for because google kept on telling me are you sure this is a name so I had to change all the numbers into letter form

[@bakruptfern329]

Mad respect, king

[@michaelpatton343]

I was looking for this comment

[@marikaworth33]

21:49 this man really said: "Why dont you go get some Bitches?"

[@pandaserthepanda1514]

Every character in that movie looks like a creature straight out of Spore

[@aurath492]

Holy shit this is so damn accurate

[@gasterthemaster6490]

That is the most accurate thing i've ever read.

[@NateGreat400]

Kinda odd how the main issue of this *children’s film* was solved by getting the antagonists laid

[@elpaublo3420]

"Africa's most wanted" Trust me... this definitely wasn't wanted...

[@Managarmr482]

Ya they are wanted for the murder of my eyes

[@Curiousgorgeous]

I watched this movie when I was a young lad and I’ve been searching ever since all I remembered was a dog running like Jack sparrow and the nightmares are coming back now

[@badscientist]

“This is practically exactly how The Prodigy opened up” *Gillette Ad plays*

[@bakruptfern329]

*Old spice ad plays*

[@pippanin6008]

ive never thought i'd hear ted say my name over so many times. i am both overwhelmed and terribly upset at the coincidence that the mc has the same name as me.

[@Draenen]

I didn't know dogs watched KZbin

[@tmp-deathstalker]

@@Draenen apparently they do

[@Whoops9]

Bruh your names pip?

[@supergomguy1422]

Is no one gonna point out the fact that rhinos don’t live in water?

[@DeviantCinnamonfur]

wait I didn't even think about that- they'd be HIPPOS, god damn it-

[@senorflinty4300]

Bruh

[@MilkChai_X]

If you hadn't pointed this out, I would have no idea anything was wrong

[@luvinescent]

damn.. i forgot

[@cocojumbo90210]

Holy shit that slipped my mind

[@user-nz4qh2ig3v]

24:15 Ted mentioned the restaurant Rainforest Cafe. similar to pixar, Ted puts hints towards his future projects. In this case, his 2022 project where he went to every Rainforest Cafe

[@jkw5458]

This truly marks the beginning of an adventure, Neigh, a journey of epic proportion.

[@pressplayulysses]

​@@jkw5458 and we are all in for the ride.

[@beefluff2100]

Uhh.. We just gonna ignore what’s on the monitor...? Kowalski and Skipper...?

[@gangstagrinder81]

Kowalski, analysis?

[@beefluff2100]

@@gangstagrinder81 Kowalski: _Seems to me we’re gay Skipper_

[@gangstagrinder81]

@@beefluff2100😂😂😂

[@lunethemoonman1533]

whatcha mean nothing here is wrong

[@user-le3lw8ke3z]

hold on arent they brothers..

[@AuroraVeil_]

Ted talks about his 400mg trip like it was the biggest he's ever done, but I'm convinced that that is *half* of the dose he takes to get through these movies

[@durpyislost6212]

I know a 15 year old who took 2500mg, he was fine

[@mintrydoesstuff9221]

gooster he was fine?? how the hell

[@hitthere7722]

mintrytheconfused weed doesn’t actually harm you it’s can fuck you up hard, but the amount of people who died from weed overdose is a whopping 0,

[@mintrydoesstuff9221]

Hitthere well, yes i’ve never heard of someone dying from a weed od, ted seemed to be in a lot of pain with the 400mg. the way gooster said “he was fine” seems like he wasn’t in pain at all. perhaps his tolerance was higher?

[@hitthere7722]

mintrytheconfused he probably meant fine in the long run, because we’d say ted is fine after his 400 mg dose, but ted wasn’t fine at the time

[@bigmansui1725]

The dislikes are the “Life’s A Jungle: Africa’s Most Wanted” production team.

[@theabs3nt354]

Bro wym? There was only like tw-three people at best at most working on this.

[@turdy_water7646]

No way there was 90 people who made this

[@CryoticMienshao]

@@turdy_water7646 those extra people are related to them, or they are karens

[@LeveyHere]

Probably like 12 captive children from Syria

[@miguelbriseno2581]

and the stans

[@promiseeverything1726]

I distinctly remember getting my grandmother to buy this movie from a redbox when I was younger. This movie has stuck with me since. I get scenes from it in my head. I don't know what it did to me, but I feel like it became a core memory. The traumatized ones that change who you are forever.

[@seanmaxmyla]

I’ve seen better GMod animations than this movie

[@madstellaris3176]

Honestly, with the amounts of Gmod tf2 videos I watched, I have to agree.

[@ilikecurry2345]

Unironically, true. Just look at some of the greats - Dr. Lalve, the late great Kitty0706, the also-late TheT1g3r42, That Gray Cartoon Pony, CrazyScoutFIN, ElTorro64RUS, and so forth.

[@kai_maceration]

Hotel Mario Gmod edition is a cinematic masterpiece compared to this

[@vitoisverycool]

The animals human-like body and the constant ambience is unsettling...

[@aneeveewhohasinternet1871]

*furry noise*

[@jayceeYT793]

“I’ve never seen someone so lonely to the point that they would persecute other people” I mean that’s basically incels

[@Finchyboi14470]

24:48 gave me chills when the crocodiles hiss was only in one of my earbuds. Whoever the sound designer for this movie was should be crucified for their crimes

[@lorabielaga6164]

“They are running like aggressive oobleck, there is NO consistency there” 😂😂

[@stopsign6147]

Plot twist: Ted loves these movies and buys them with intent, but tries to cover it up by making fun of it

[@loser-ish3898]

“ *_They went on a safari to see wild animals, and now they’re looking at the wild animals, and the wild animals are drinking at a bar that they built_* “ One of the best lines from this whole video.

[@tmmaster6904]

“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.” - George Orwell, Animal Farm

[@likeapro4242]

@@tmmaster6904 You know, when I went to watch this video, my mind couldn’t be further from Animal Farm. And now I’m remembering 7th grade English. Thanks for that.

[@tmmaster6904]

@@likeapro4242 no problem king

[@likeapro4242]

25:43

[@milomilox2]

i mean to be fair the director of the film has a similar idea to when marty (zebra) built a bar in madagascar

[@Josiahhhhhhh]

“They essentially created a rainforest cafe” I should have seen it coming all this time ago…

[@meebske824]

Why isnt anyone talking about how buff the dog is

[@alice-bz6sp]

My mans *hench*

[@i_weeb1549]

Ahhh yes *henching*

[@spoofie2762]

no he is literally jacked for no reason

[@ethanwilliamson2456]

"I don't think I could animate birds that badly if I tried" Me who has been animating with 3d software for 6 years: Oh you 100 percent could

[@dragon_heart_born98]

Ah, yes, truth.

[@tmp-deathstalker]

r/woosh

[@lemonysucksatlife]

@@tmp-deathstalker That woosh literally makes no sence

[@cryguy0000]

@@tmp-deathstalker congratulations, you played yourself

[@ChamomileT]

Yeah I tried 3d animation in a class in middle school and you don’t even want to imagine how *terrible* my animation was. Who let 11yo me try that

[@TillMetal]

17:19 “I didn’t know he was a ninjaa.”

[@tonyawwwno3364]

you should check out the """""horror"""" movie, Geek Maggot Bingo. i remember that movie making absolutely no sense

[@georgesmith4307]

The name already sounds bizarre lmao

[@tytantin1442]

The 3 toed sloth’s vine was being carried by the poorly animated birds

[@orionjcarter]

I love how at 11:25 you can see flowers just randomly glitch into the background. It's just *chef's kiss.*

[@greyprincebidoof]

Are we just overlooking the fact that the female rhinos needed men purely for protection? Like, they seemed to be doing just fine, so my guess is that the writer thought "Hmm, how could we insert gender roles into this film?"

[@wintermoon7003]

Well I don't want a female protecting me, that's for damn sure! And why women SHOULD carry guns. We are weaker than men, it's not a stereotype, it's the truth.

[@dangerdragon610i8]

Ted the worst thing you will ever see is the incredible bulk an rip off of the Incredible Hulk

[@jacksonsinik6038]

They didn't even make an attempt on the title lmao

[@sircuffington]

It sadly calls itself a parody, to make it seem like a joke.

[@FonzSuda7403]

you got it the other way around, Hulk is a rip off of the amazing bulk

[@quinndenson3489]

10/10 movie

[@hunterpaynekeyes162]

a*

[@Dylan-sg9kv]

There's a movie called 'Attack of the killer donuts' on Showtime if you wanna check that out. It has to be the strangest movie I have ever seen.

[@babygoeshardinthepaint]

real fkn weird lol i thought it was a horror movie

[@Leon-qs1on]

movie suggestion: “ratatoing”. ratatouille knock off. involves secret agents. for some reason.

[@tylerrobles9935]

No, too basic. Try something more abstract. Something hardly anyone has heard of.

[@Leon-qs1on]

Spaghetti Talks well theres always sunday school musical

[@tylerrobles9935]

Leon wait, what? Ok your too good at this.

[@abbypfau8898]

pretty sure danny gonzalez made a vid on that already

[@sophiac7578]

Leon Sunday school musical is a classic depending on which area of the Internet you frequent Heard about that over a year ago : )

[@giannabarbee]

The mother jaguar spoke and I had to test the volume on my phone because I was dead sure I hallucinated her voice, i’ve never been so unsure of reality in my life as watching these movie reviews

[@reneebrodeur1055]

Please, please, PLEASE watch “Manos: Hands of Fate”, it’s so unfathomably bad

[@dalerowe7329]

Just looked it up, and just seeing that it's from 1966 gives me a clue as to how bad it is

[@rams6702]

ohhh i love that fuckin film

[@MH-xm3jo]

RIP Peppy 😔

[@Managarmr482]

Who killed captain Alex am I a joke to you

[@maxbarker8625]

@@Managarmr482 captain Alex is actually good tho, you can see the passion and creativity in the actors, it's so bad its absolutely amazing

[@skylarstewart1846]

I’m 17 minutes in... WHY HAVENT U ADDRESSED THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE HUMAN HANDS??

[@nothing-9084]

That’s the least concerning part of the film

[@tullyrice4189]

Dinosaur Island, literally the worst movie ever...

[@monkey-._]

Or Wizard So So, it’s fucking terrifying, you can find a ton of rip offs on Amazon Video

[@tullyrice4189]

Uh, think you typed on the wrong comment

[@veev9515]

@@tullyrice4189 The people who made Dinosaur Island have another movie called Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa, with the same animation quality, it's fucking appauling

[@RegularFish2]

Alpha and omega is the worst movie ever. It's literally 1 hour and 28 minutes of nothing

[@monkey-._]

Tully Rice wdym homie?

[@CaitlinKoi]

8:52 THIS IS AN ENDURANCE TEST

[@whatabees]

Ted: "Who persecutes people because they're lonely?" Me: oh no the rhinos are incels

[@scheele1646]

I was thinking this too lmfao

[@Slimerror]

Lmao

[@lilliegreenlaw]

"You've got Aardie, who's either a kangaroo or an anteater, I'm not sure which..." And here I was thinking he was an Aardvark. Stupid me.

[@charidude1498]

Anyone else notice how the sad song about missing his old life plays virtually right before he decided he doesn’t miss it and stays in the jungle?

[@sdrxke]

The fact it still cost 400k to make this movie is a heartbreaking development. And only 30 people were involved.... and surprisingly this took 13 months to make

[@ieatzglitterz]

They could’ve done something way better with 400k

[@bkreed7504]

I love how there was absolutely no mention of why they are “Africa’s most wanted” there was literally no reason behind it

[@scrunklythescrimblo3467]

Its clearly because of the warcrimes committed with the sound design

[@Pearg0ld]

Here's my problem the rhino is doing literally EVERYTHING a hippo would do. I just, I just hurt because of this film

[@sleepythemis]

You think the people that made this can differentiate between a hippo and a rhino?

[@decepter5227]

It had no right being called “Africa’s most wanted”

[@CosmicVoxel]

Pretty sure that’s talking about the war criminals responsible

[@SquidPasta]

It should probably just be called Africa’s Least Wanted but Somewhat Tolerated

[@manuelschrotenboer6753]

Kony gets that title

[@SquidPasta]

Andrew honestly I don’t even think they’re trying their best anymore lmao

[@blexellie7146]

22:10 he just describes incels XD

[@zekelemieux7829]

I am still waiting for “reverse pole vaulting, that also doesn’t consider gravity” to be added to the Olympics

[@bumbalaaa]

"we don't need no protection, we are anti-men" "there's some men over there" "we need some protection around here"

[@kittykitties4220]

beef

[@chad7492]

society

[@dominicballinger6536]

Sounds like what she said

[@joshuabogan4547]

Here’s a movie: Joshua and the promised land, it’s a terribly animated bible story with animal characters

[@anbthree786]

Critikal?

[@musicjunkie7808]

anbthree I think SaberSpark did. it

[@CalderTF2]

24:20 that's called foreshadowing

[@cybeawa]

The auto generated subtitles calls him pimp a couple of times instead of pip

[@4dozeneggs513]

He acts like one when he's in the mansion

[@kieranb.3055]

You unlocked a deep childhood memory I was *desperately* trying to forget

[@minimoonberry]

the rhino ladies: we hate men doggy man: hey so there's men, interested? the rhino ladies: 👁👄👁?

[@minimoonberry]

@@ratgal021 no❤ cheers💜

[@CasperVanderlyle]

Mad respect for the sound designer

[@sam_sleeper]

0:24 This is actually accurate. My aunt and uncle held this firework party in upstate new york every 4th of july. One year ben stiller showed up. He didn't do anything except light a couple of fireworks which he apparently goofed them and hit a kid. My uncle described it as "the most fear I have ever seen a man's eyes." He stayed pretty late and seemed very spooked, almost like a homeless man who doesn't want you to know that they have taken a shit in your train car.

[@number1freshlemon56]

This gave me three strokes and a seizure by the second sentence.

[@Mehmehmeh746]

Sometimes I think about this comment and have a mild out of body experience

[@peabbbles]

there’s something soothing about hearing ted simplify the horrid plot of the movie.

[@TheTortinator]

I'm pretty sure these kinda movies are autogenerated from an AI

[@Koozul]

Wouldn’t be surprised

[@cocojumbo90210]

Makes since

[@samemz]

@@cocojumbo90210 yes. makes "since" for sure

[@devileon393]

This is a memory from my childhood that did not need to be relived. I don't even know how my parents found this movie when I was little.

[@emilywright4161]

The front facing female rhino will forever haunt my dreams. Dear god.

[@musicaldump]

Are we not gonna talk about how he set the background of his computer screens to Skipper and Kowalski kissing???

[@coralmush]

Female Rhinos: we’re anti men *seconds later* We need some security, let’s get some men

[@Peterpiperspickledpeppers]

*Just like real life*

[@lemonade_spice]

@@Peterpiperspickledpeppers no???

[@BigBad21]

Tom Nook AMEN BROTHER!!!!

[@edenshamy5339]

What if the writer just gave them firearms instead lmao

[@coralmush]

Eden Shamy Ikr

[@jimthescrub]

10:53 man's sounds like a Paw Patrol character.